/brit/

FUCK BOG FART DRUMPF TARD

>>73531280
March 2015.

>8/10 thicc white qt gf
>insecure
>depressed
>anxiety
>got bullied in school by staceys
>way out of my league
>only was my gf due to circumstance
>she threw a small gathering which i attended
>bang
>bang again
>start texting her
>shes quite nice
>make gf
>bang few more times
>my lads dont like her
>im mean
>she's sensitive
>give her a huge one
>argue
>split up

i actually peaked at 17

>>73531295
didn't read a word of this

Fun Fact: Today is the only day of the calendar year that is named after two days of the week - Monday Thursday

The more you know.

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the self-proclaimed bf

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>>73531339
OI!!! JANNY!!!

the fuck is a cup of rosy?

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just had a 40 minute shower and maybe 30% of the coconut oil has come out
I fucked it up lads

>>73531327
What are you on about?

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>Voyager
Its bad that DS9 handled the whole Marquis plot better than the show it was meant for.

I find women intensely sexually attractive.

>>73531357
fuck off with this coconut oil nonsense you mong

>2017
>still no trailer for Skyrim 6

can't take german flag posts seriously with the possibility that ikibey could be behind them

Do you smoke, Paul?

>>73531399
my scalp already feels better though

update: had a delicious peri peri chicken meal, really enjoyed it

>>73531394
voyager is pure kino you plebeian

>>73531398
bit gay

feel like a 'zza for luncheon

Can't see several veins on your forearms and bicep?

Newsflash buddy: You're a runt.

I believe that the Anglo legacy is the complete anihilation of the German nation.

>>73531477
alri fatlad

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What was his problem with this pizza

>>73531489
the german legacy is the complete annihilation of the german nation

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Men kan nooit hebben te veel dikte.

when people say girls get wet they don't actually mean wet right? it's slang for something else?

>>73531505
G R E A S E

R

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A

S

E

what does vaginal discharge taste of?

keep quiet im preachin

>>73531535
no they get absolutely sopping wet

>>73531505
looks like a great 'go 'za

>>73531535
No, their vagina actually gets moist
Can get absolutely dripping if you're doing it right, depends on the girl though.

why the FUCK don't normies care about reviewbrah?

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>/brit/ has become an episode of "Der Kraut has a massive moan, thinking it's r9k"

0/10

'g 'o 'g 's 'z 'f 'l

>>73531560
Bags of salt and sandy coins

hmm does phil greaves post here?

>>73531607
having a hard time decoding this post

>>73531355
rosy lee = tea
just threw a piping hot cup of one down me maw

In the ancient near east, it was considered shameful to shave your beard.

In the bible record, some of King Davids men were captured and had their beards shaved as a humiliation...when recovered, David responded by allowing them to wait in solitude until their beards grew back before they returned to their posts.

Females don't have beards.
Why should men try to emulate females?

It's like a lion trying to cut it's mane.

>>73531596
>>73531560
>>73531535
>>73531505
>>73531488
>>73531462
>>73531424
>>73531295
dresden wasn't enough

>>73531535
I could pull saliva-like threads from the vag of my ex like with my fingers in this pic >>73531505

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sister is on her period lads, her tits always look so puffy and tight

sucking a nigger

nigging a sucker

>>73531635
hmm interesting

any lads done one of these flu camp things? considering it

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>>73531635
mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTOkExNUaTc

wtf is this shit

How does youtube allow this shit?

A fucking real life pedo and some girl he probably abducted

it's not even the worst one I've found, there was another one of some fat creepy old man going around kids parks talking to children and saying creepy pedo shit

You ever see parents that literally feed their children Valium, blues an diazepams as if it's normal? I thought the Eminem song was a meme but my best mate grew up with a casual benzo addiction from 12 onwards because of his parents prescribing it to every menial problem. Sore head? Take a Valium. Sore tummy? Take a diazepam. All the same shit innit?

Why are yanks so obsessed with black people?

>>73531635
>>73531635
send us a pic lad xx

*listens to free bird while doing drugs*

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keep watching porn

>>73531683
it's a honeypot
we've all just been put on a list

>>73531635
hello norfolk

feel lonely even though i'm sitting in an office full of people.

some extremely rubbish posting going on in this thread

im glad the aussies live so far away that they're only here to annoy daytime /brit/ instead of later when the thread gets good again.

not sure if i want to look for these or not

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3317964/miley-cyrus-nude-photo-leak-celebrity-naked-pictures-sex-tape-hacks/

>>73531717
*toots on you*

>>73531717
aussie posters are great

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look like George Soros

>>73531721
she's absolutely disgusting these days

plus there's a pornstar who looks exactly like her anyway

boggles my mind that yanks have to be taught not to stick sharp objects in their ears

gotta let me in

let the fun begin

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>tfw brown eyes

went for a day out in london lads

it did NOT go well

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4408202/Woman-accuses-man-filming-skirt-Oxford-Circus.html

>>73531742
why are black parents so mean

>>73531746
phimo is the biggesr mong to ever go on /brit/

>>73531767
*brap*

why do leftists who hate the white working class always assume that white working class people are inherently white supremacists that side with rich whites over working class non-white people?

why can't i dislike both? i feel no sympathy for either.

>>73531780
begone mudblood

apparently peanut butter and sriracha is a great sauce for instant noodles
going to try that for lunch

>>73531775
*closes the door in your face*

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>need a smart phone to do faceapp

Alexa, how long can the average human hold their breath?
Alexa, find me nearby bridges
Alexa, add rope and bricks to my shopping list

>>73531794
*PRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFTTPPPPPPPP*

>>73531780
I know that feel

anyone play binding of isaac a lot? I have like 400 hours and all the DLC's. still only got like 40% of the achivements lol

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Feeling a little tired lads, maybe it's time to die

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>>73531826

Why on earth would you attempt drowning as a suicide method. Your last moments would be horrible, filled with anguish and regret

>>73531826
*BRAP BRAP BRAP BURRRRRRRRRRRFPFPFPFPF*

>>73531684
Yeah they're called Americans

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>>73531742
>>73531784

>>73531859
just like every other day then

>>73531854
phimo looks like THAT?

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would definitely have a crack at myself

Alexa, how quickly could I be in France?
Alexa, what do French girls like?
Alexa, add arab men to my shopping list

>>73531859
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP SCHLOMP*

>>73531839
300 hours 100%
loser

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>>73531839
this is my mates
I've only got 20 hours

Alexa, how many tinder matches have I got?
Alexa, play "Things Can Only Get Better"

>>73531886
you would make an excellent femboi

suicide idea: wait for a thunderstorm, then go outside holding a copper rod

>>73531886

Shocking lid though mate

>>73531885
I'm not phimo, I'm . . . something more

>>73531394
This
>>73531465
Voyager is schlock. It had one good season. The first 2 were just TNG 1.12, when they had zero ideas of what to do with it. DS9 kept all the good writers.

*drives past playing Bad to the Bone*

>are you a chad? atleast 180cm tall?

real women don't say this, only 4chan autists

>>73531886
could throttle you to death with one hand

someone put ar' zach through the faceapp

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NOT pleased

its a DISGRACE

>>73531913
Why would you want to hold a policeman's dick in the rain anon? You gay or something lad?

*gives you a dutch rub*

just went into an eye rate thread on /soc/ and told the brown eyed people they were shitskins

>>73531838
>>73531780
preimplantation genetic diagnosis i.e embryo selection

if you're homozygous brown then just move to africa

someone put IMG_1142 through the app

>>73531947
bloody 'elf 'n' safety gone MAD

>6ft2
>good job
>big cock
>can't get any girls because I'm a weird cunt and only average looking

>>73531947
Every time I see a mother posing with that face in a newspaper I get the urge to cum all over her 'concerned and serious' visage

>>73531970
well my dad has blue eyes

>>73531947
PC gone MAD!!!!

>>73531955
i would've said silver rod but i'm not made of money ok

Colleagues at work are all great, but our Australian sector's runts really need replacing

Alexa, add chlorine gas to my shopping list

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>visage

>>73531998
there is always the cheaper way, by just having an eight trimester abortion

got a theory that the pyramids were built as landing sites for aliens

>>73531780
At least you're not one of those turborunts who try to claim brown eyes are desirable or deserving of envy

If i must be frank, i don't quite understand this modern culture of mocking intellectualism with >HURR FEDORAFAG XDDD posts

it seems counter-productive

why is it whenever you tell anyone you're going travelling somewhere they always say "yeah, well, now's the time to do it, while you're young"
I'm 24 and have a mortgage, is it just because I don't have kids?

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>If i must be frank, i don't quite understand this modern culture of mocking intellectualism with >HURR FEDORAFAG XDDD posts
>
>it seems counter-productive

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>If i must be frank, i don't quite understand this modern culture of mocking intellectualism with >HURR FEDORAFAG XDDD posts
>it seems counter-productive

oven broke lads. don't want to buy a new one cos i might be moving out in a month or so. currently attempting to fry some fish fingers.

>>73532090
>>73532095
stop quoting me I didn't give you permission

>>73531974
alri lad, doing it for you xoxo

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kek, the outrage on reddit over this picture

Absolute shite thread

>>73532052
That would a really shit landing site because the pyramids aren't flat. Unless the aliens have ships with pyramid-sized holes on the bottom.

just got in, saw a post about halfway into the thread that I thought was highly underrated, but I'm scared to (You) it in case I get called samefag

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>>73532128

>>73532118
MRAs are as bad as feminazis

>>73532072
>I'm 24 and have a mortgage

why do you have a mortgage at 24

>>73532118
explain please lads i don't get it

>>73532098
you're supposed to kill the jews before you put them in the oven Hans, you sick fuk

was on the bus and some weird cunt got on
tried to tap on with his hand then stood in the middle of the bus scoping out seats for 2 minutes before finally picking one

>>73532136
yeah, fuck those mutilated babies
dunno what they're whining about

>>73532156
this is my post wtf

>caring about a clump of cells

lol

>>73531886
look almost exactly the same

creasing

>>73532153
you're not allowed to fuck horses and this is bad

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ALRI ALRI LADS

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>anon, my sister likes you...

>>73532177
we went through this again the other day. it boiled down to

>pro choice being rational arguments
>pro life being arguments based entirely around a religions view of life

Went round to my mates house earlier and his 11 year old niece was there.

Don't want to sound like an nonce but as soon as you lay eyes on her you can tell she'll be attractive when she's older.

>>73532177
you're a clump of cells.

all women deserve to spend their lives at the feet of their menfolk

>>73532200
alri alri alri is MY gimmick

>>73532202
do you reckon they share a cunt or have one each?

>>73532202
are they even still alive? and isn't there a video of them sucking someone off?

not sure if i'm imagining that

>>73532218
unironically true good post

>>73532204
Nonce

only just found out what MGTOW stands for

needless to say

howling

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WE FINNA SAVE DIS KINGDOM BRUH FUCK DA OPPS NIGGA

>>73532234
I think they have one mate

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might off myself

>>73532204

I'm pretty sure its acceptable to describe a child as cute, which is probably the same thing

>>73532250
prove king arthur wasn't black

>>73532248
it is actually the fox and the grapes: the movement

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>>73532234

>>73532064
I concur. This "fedora" (though Infact any long brimmed hat may be substituted) meme is appallingly boorish. Almost like barbarians taunting the erudite Athenian gentlemen for his civilised demeanour and eloquence, which is a sign of good pedigree and natural intellect.

>>73531947
Do egg games like Ruggby count as ball games?

>>73532267
Also a nonce

>>73532270
both his parents were white

>>73532273
ha, get a load of them VIRGINS
they've never had SEX, they're not REAL MEN as dictated by us, the REAL MEN

change the fucking record

>>73532250
king arthur was welsh so this is historically accurate

>>73532202
so it's certain they have masturbated together right?

>>73532283
>sister pisses you off
>order hottest vindaloo on the indian menu
>eat it
>both of you get the molten lava shits the next day

wew

>>73532298
wrong

might just be myself

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Oh shit! Tesco just fucked up. Expect Christian backlash. I hope their HQ has good security. I wouldn't be surprised if they were Charlie Hebdoed for this.

>>73532299
bitter much, pal?

my best mate finally got his first gf and lost his virginity (he's 29 btw)

if only he could've held out for one more year

>>73532333
>Christian backlash

howling

Black Lives Matter

>>73531377

The Queen gives out Monday money to Chelsea pensioners today innit?

>>73532270
got defnitive proof there, just behind you
*you turn around*
*slap you in the back of the head*

>>73532333
dont get it

>>73532333
are you not allowed to drink on good friday? idiot

>>73532361
yeah do this often

>>73532299
ANOTHER girl said no to me???? that's it! fuck all of those fucking SLUTS, i don't need them at all! girls should be fucking BEGGING for the opportunity to date me

*waddles away and strokes pubic neckbeard vigourously*

>>73532363
maundy thursday

never heard of it until today.

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Might stop doing wanks

>>73532283

>Fall in love with left head girl.
>Right head girl loves someone else
>Get cucked every so often as you and the other guy have to take turns on the vag.

just noticed it's called the united kingdom but it doesn't have a king haha

>>73532361
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
want to buy furniture NOW

>>73532388

Its monday thursday

we wuz kings

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My fans can't wait for me to son ya punk-ass
And crush ya whole lil' shit
I'll Big Pun ya punk-ass, you a scared lil' bitch
Tiptoein' around my name, nigga, you lame
And when I get at you, homie
Don't you just tell me you was just playin'

>>73532393
Not masturbating is bad for your health. Causes prostate cancer and urinary tract infection.

But I guess everybody has their vices.

>>73532419
dont think so

>>73532373

It's religious insensitivity to promote getting pissed on the day so named because Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour died for our sins.

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>>73532434
Maybe just cut back to 3 a week in that case

london calling

>>73532456
*picks up phone*

/brit/ speaking how can I help you

>>73532445
>drinking alcohol = getting pissed
are you actually retarded?

Anyone seen that video doing the rounds of the two muslim women talking about how its okay for their husband to beat them.

Funny bunch those 'lims

>>73531280
this ranking is unironically 100% correct

ate 10000 calories today

>>73532471
Alerting GCHQ about this post

>>73532471
pretty sure they're from here, and like 4 or 5 weeks ago there was some big argument because some idiot on a panel show here said that islam is the most feminist religion there is.

bit of a blow up there hahaha

Girl I like has acne scars and I think she's more attractive for them. Explain that lads. You can't.

>>73532471
bigot

How do I get into ice hockey then lads, want to start watching it but dunno what to start with

>>73532510
you view her as more attainable due to her defects and therefore more attractive

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>>73532497

I get it

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can a British citizen smoke weed in America?

poo calling

>>73532471
we should support different and diverse cultures :) wouldn't want to world all acting the same

>>73532538
yes

The Quran has all of the modern scientific discoveries hidden in its pages. Muhammad went to the moon over a millennial before Neil Armstrong.

me filming
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492018223243.webm

>>73532538
You can smoke anywhere as long as you don't get caught

>>73532538
No you will be deported to Australia.

Vancouver calling

>>73532553
>Neil Armstrong went to the moon

shan't be taking this bait

>>73532573
*lets it ring*

ahh yes let me jump into a rocket and fly to another planet

can't believe you runts genuinely believe all this nasa tripe

>>73532573
*unplugs phone cable*

think we should revive the practice of sending criminals to australia as they'd fit right in

>>73532586

Muhammad (SAW) did it on a horse

theres a starman waiting in the sky

he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds

>>73532283
is masturbating technically lesbian sex
do you reckon they've ever got off with each other
what if one of them as gay and one of them was straight
i have so many questions

>>73532196
WRONG

>>73532594
>convict jokes

a few decades late for that tbqh

>>73532573
*throws phone out of first storey window followed by myself*

>>73532553
It was Louis Armstrong who went to the moon. He put the entire concert he did up there out as an album.

mummy just threatened to kick me out again
well, she didn't directly, but she's saying my dads telling her to kick me out
and she thinks I'm on drugs when I'm actually sober for once

glad we can hash this shit out like adults

>>73532573
*orders chinese takeaway*

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Ordering one of these for my tea tonight. I can hardly wait.

Why yes let's not fund the future of our species in the universe

>>73532638
stop doing drugs then

>>73532655
chav

Every single chinese takeaway near me sells the exact same shit, same portion sizes, same containers and same prices

it's like they're all franchises of a fast food restaurant or something

>>73532573
NEED a hongcouver chink hispter gf to smoke weed and listen to mac demarco with

>>73532657
think we need to sort out our shit here first before tainting the rest of the galaxy. islam needs to go obviously plus other things.

>>73532661
http://www.timmyskitchen.com.au/

I go to this place they make truly mint shantung chicken

>>73532655
looks gross

>>73532669
cringiest post I've seen in a while

>>73532657
>seriously thinking humanity will ever colonise space

taken the sci-fi koolaid I see

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rate the gf

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ol' willy is chafed up

music for this feel?

>>73532594
If you sent criminals to Australia, what did you send to Canada? The opposite of criminals? Examples of civic responsibility.

>>73532685
*tries to order takeaway from them*

hmmm..looks like they don't deliver to sheffield for some reason

>>73532675
It's empty mate nothing to taint.

might buy myself a camo hoodie
was looking on asos but they only do those hipster oversized hoodies

>>73532718
we sent twats to canada

>>73532661
Hm, it's like they aren't really selling authentic Chinese food but certain westernized dishes that are popular but sometimes unknown in China, which they buy from the same distributor

>>73532693
i know you are but what am i

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>having a jork on omegle
>two German women come up
>one goes "Oh mein gott" and covers her eyes
>other laughs at her friend and has a cheeky watch
Worth spending 3 hours looking at benis desu

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk3n-CkQao8

>>73532718
homosexuals

>>73532720
nah no doubt the proprietor's eighteenth cousin twice removed has a chain of successful chinese takeaway businesses in sheffield

>>73532718
autistic runts

they seemed to have developed nicely

if kerser is the sickest then turtles are the quickest

>>73532713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ

>>73532661

I like roast duck in black bean sauce. One sells it with mushrooms, the other with green peppers.

I prefer mushrooms.

>>73532728
Yes but Indian takeaways are also selling certain westernised dishes yet they don't have the same level of consistency in the dishes served, prices, portion sizes etc.

5'7 male here

AMA

>>73532731
arent there kids on there? stupid nonce

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>>73532764
convince me not to order this for din-dins

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>>73532773
how does being two inches taller than me feel

>>73532779
Well obviously you don't do that if you come across them plus there's an unmoderated section

>>73532754
60 > kers

>>73532659
I'm not, that's the thing

how are you suposed to respond to "what are you taking?"
if I say nothing she won't believe me
if I say something that's lying

>>73532786
if you're considering that abomination then have it

disgusting bogan
>>73532773
I'd ask you a question but I'm not sure you would hear from all the way up here

soz senpai

*shouts out to my ex*
*he runs away*

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Need a gf desu

doot doot

doot doot

doot doot

doot doot

doot doot doot

doot doot

doot doot

doot doot

doot doot

doot doot doot

tur

bo

tur

bo

killer

>>73532828
battyboy

IDEAL order from the chinky

beef with tomatoes
crispy chicken in lemon sauce
chips
spare ribs with sweet and sour sauce
portion of rice

If you are the dealer, I'm out of the game
If you are the healer, it means I'm broken and lame
If thine is the glory then mine must be the shame
You want it darker
We kill the flame

https://youtu.be/-cjji8wJFkU

the battle that proved melbourne > sydney

>>73532857
both are left in the dust by canberra

>>73532773
ahahaha
>>73532792
AHAHAHAHA

the utter state of /runt9k/

>>>36211513

>>73532773
perfect height to give me a cheeky gobby

>>73532909
lmfao

>>73532836
breeder scum

>>73532909
shit i though adding an additional meme arrow would make the cross board linking work

>>73532909
HOW DO PEOPLE SO CONSISTENTLY FUCK UP CROSS BOARD LINKING

DO YOU REALLY THINK IT JUST MAGICALLY KNOWS WHAT BOARD YOU'RE FUCKING LINKING TO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>73532940
>>>/r9k/36211513

nonce

>>73532925
Sorry, I have Autism

>>73532940
here you go newfriend
>>>/r9k/36211513

>>73532952
s-sorry

>>73532953
thanks

>>73532773
when will you ever learn?

>>73532976
that i'm superior to a l*nklet like yourself? already have

>>73532967
>newfriend
been here longer than you laddy ;)

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>>73532989

>>73532997
audibly chuckled

new fedora i would like all fedora lads to use, thanks
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little britain is criminally underrated

>>73533013
alri jock

>>73532997
haha liam at it again the madman

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sister just made this for my lunch

hmmm

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>little britain is criminally underrated

enjoy feet

>>73533043
not a fan of that yankee plate

Ireland and the UK is like 90+% white but every clothes website I go on has half the models as blacks
what tae fuck is that about

>>73533043
hello norfolk

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Thoughts?

>>73533095
It's because all of the firms are based in London and London is only like 20% White English

>>73533095
Americanisation

I think the alarm for the house just starting beeping

Have literally NEVER heard it make a noise before, because it is never on

Wtf spooked

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>tae

>>73533095
oy gevalshim shem'yovha

>>73533149
am gonnae pump yer maaaaaaaaaw

>>73533114
just think, normies live for this

>>73533147
might be Typhoon Cook or whatever it is called

what in tarnation?

sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

>>73533192

HeLP

>>73533211
redditor

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>>73533235
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73533191
and what do non-normies live for?

>>73533257
a square meal and a hot shower

>>73533257
posting on /brit/

>>73533257
the day of the rope

I just want a cute Russian gf

>>73533310
ironically they'll be the first to go

>>73533272
Physical abuse may cause physical harm, but verbal abuse creates wounds that never heal.

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remember that attempted coup

>>>/s/75205723
thoughts lads?

>>73533333

>>73533343
J& & B&

>>73533342
was that in 2015 or 2016? can't even remember the past 4 years or so properly, it all went by in a haze of /brit/posting and too much panadol

Someone post the new

>>73533342
>>73533342
False flag