/brit/

>>73533451
Allah

*breathes in*
ANIME

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got the jog interview tomorrow lads

i really hope i get this one

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unironically went to pakistan a few weeks ago ama

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>at the doctor's
>Doctor says look at this guys quads, very fit healthy guy

ordered a porchetta box but they sent me a porchetta plate instead
needless to say I got a refund

>>73533451
lol, love how they make the 39bn pile look twice the size of the 36bn pile

was on the bus and some weird cunt got on
tried to tap on with his hand then stood in the middle of the bus scoping out seats for 2 minutes before finally picking one

Britain is fucking shite. I'm pretty sure if you take away London from our economy we're equivalent to fucking Spain.

>>73533484
did you do poo in loo haha

> okay things to call a Canadian
Canadian
Canuck
Friend
Pal
Buddy
> Not okay things to call a Canadian
Leaf
Fag
Queer
Yank
Twat

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>>73533531
NEW ENGLAND RIGHTFUL BRITISH CLAY REEEE GIVE IT BACK YOU FAT CUNTS

@ 73533540
fuck off you faggy queer leaf yank twat

Stop spending so much money on armament and spend money on your teeth, pigs.

business idea: start calling them canadiens from now on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq27Mr4Mdo4&list=PLYRx9e6PeSoLBdLm2b4hn_k4SUx02-IMO

VERY comfy youtube playlist lads

she likes basically every one of my facebook pictures, in today's modern world that basically means we're a couple

doesn't it?

>>73533600
you can't be a couple with your mum

food I currently have in my house:
haribo bears
chocolate mud cake
whittakers peanut butter chocolate block
whittakers coconut chocolate block
kinder chocolate bars

You live anywhere aside from london? Congrats. You live in barely first world conditions. Eastern Europe, Spain, Italy, are more similar to your living standards than the civilised northern Europe.

don't own a single turtleneck
should i get one?

>>73533600
no it means you're a thirsty cunt who falls in love with any woman who gives you the time of day

>>73533618
Sort yourself out lad.

probably currently the hungriest on /brit/

>>73533578
>>73533587
Weeew. That really raced my isms.

why do brits store their ketchup in the cupboard

>>73533540
Fuck off you queer yank twat

>>73533451
I see our theresa is preparing for war with spain

ᵀᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᶦᶰ /brit/ ʷᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶫᶦᵗ ᵃ ᶠᶫᵃᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵍᵉˢ ˢʰᵃᶫᶫ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵉˣᵗᶦᶰᵍᵘᶦˢʰ⋅ ᴳᵘᵃʳᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵃᶜʳᵉᵈ ᶠᶫᵃᵐᵉ, ᵐʸ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᴮᶫᵃᶜᵏˢʰᶦʳᵗˢ, ᵘᶰᵗᶦᶫ ᶦᵗ ᶦᶫᶫᵘᵐᶦᶰᵃᵗᵉˢ ᴮʳᶦᵗᵃᶦᶰ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶫᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ᵃᵍᵃᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃᵗʰˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵃᶰᵏᶦᶰᵈ⋅

>>73533481
I had my induction for a library position today (casual shelver). One of the ladies doing the presentation was a British librarian who moved here for some reason, when we got to the section about identifying and removing suspicious objects she started rambling about her time at the Natural History Museum in London during the IRA bombing campaigins, truly interesting stuff.

just ate 1,400 calories worth of Garofalo rigatoni, 385g. To this, I added 1x tin of John West tuna (in spring water), 112g and 1x tin of Waitrose essentials sweetcorn, 160g. To provide lubrication, I added 50g of Helman's mayonaise. Garnished with cracked black pepper.

total kcal: 1,954

>>73533708
Because cold sauce is nasty?

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>>73533630
ermm sweetie

>>73533761
is she fit

imagine being german

What are the krauts up to this time lads?

A Tory mum’s recipe for a perfect British society
Take one cup of Anglo Saxon determination;
Mix with a jugful of Muslim respect for the family;
Stir in a pinch of traditional Asian modesty;
Whisk with two tablespoonsful of military respect for authority;
Serve on a bed of East European work ethic;
And enjoy with a full glass of British belief in the freedom of the individual!

>>73533768
>Garofalo rigatoni
Fuck off posh cunt

>>73533540
jog on leaf fag

ake the blackpill lads. UK is fucked. Brexit was the right choice but it's akin to trying to tape up a burst balloon. Immigration is going to go up. Economy will tank. We'll be a Poland tier nation by 2030 but with more Muslims

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>5 months until Christmas

>check back
>have 250 more quid than i thought i had

feels amazing, like having free money

the 3rd reich is in full effect

>>73533793
Nah she's a really sweet woman but pretty fat. We had this total cunt 60 year old who threw a tantrum about the dress code, don't even understand how he got the job in the first place since it was fucking tough, 500 applicants and only 17 positions and we were just the shelvers which is AS01 in the public servant meme hierarchy, those 17 were for AS02 and AS03 positions too

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change pls

@73533859
no (You) for (You)

reminder not to reply to any german flag no matter the circumstances

>>73533768
I've drank more than that in one shake
EAT BIG GET BIG CMON

>>73533451
whats that funny symbol?

Trump has been a fucking joke of a president so far

>failed to pass his healthcare bill
>caibnet has been awful so far
>failed to keep his muslim ban
>failed to make any progress on MUH WALL
>going away from environmental policies to try and bring back coal even though coal mining is inefficient and expensive at this point.

MUH TRUMP!!!

>>73533708
when you get it in the shop where is it? in the fridge or on the shelf?

there's your answer now fuck off you human verruca

>>73533809
>one cup of Anglo Saxon
>jugful of Muslim
>pinch of traditional Asian
>bed of East European
ALL wrong.

You need
>a bed of actual English people
>a touch of western Europeans
>some qt Koreans
That's it

australia has gone to the dogs

>>73533893
Sorry love got no money at the moment.

*walks into the store, picks up some bargains in the sale and saunters past the beggar with 5 carrier bags*

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WHO /BIG TASTY/ HERE???

>tfw can't squat due to tight hip flexors

>>73533768
you absolute sad case

this is my post from a few days ago as if you've saved it you absolute wasteman - it wasn't significant in any way to warrant its reposting

kys yourself

@73533951
fat cunt

>>73533915
you're only mean to put it in the fridge once the seal has been removed though

>>73533951
very intense image

Things i like about Germany: Germany

Things i don't like about Germany: GERMans

>>73533859
Actually made me do the maths you dafty

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#exposed

we talking about the EU again lads?
Brexiteers, like religious people, won't ever accept the stupidity of their beliefs
it's not worth it

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>putting cold ketchup on your food

>>73533983
absolute nonsense

>ketchup
disgusting. americanised runts.

ah yes... a weaker pound has hurt the big businesses like the FTSE while poor people are making a killing out of their exporting businesses

just ate 1,400 calories worth of Garofalo rigatoni, 385g. To this, I added 1x tin of John West tuna (in spring water), 112g and 1x tin of Waitrose essentials sweetcorn, 160g. To provide lubrication, I added 50g of Helman's mayonaise. Garnished with cracked black pepper.

total kcal: 1,954

DO NOT STEAL MY ORIGINAL POST

THROW IT AWAY
FORGET YESTERDAY

>brits don't call it tomato sauce

am I being rused or is this legitimately only an australian thing

>>73534024
t. brown sauce faggot

>Britain should be sovereign
>Scotland shouldn't

>>73534045
northerners call it red sauce

>ketchup
FOY

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>>73534016
http://www.heinz.co.uk/en/products/tomato_ketchup/products/heinz-tomato-ketchup

oh really?

>>73533963
Shit one, at least you don't have lower back pain stopping you. I was finishing a set of 5 with 113kg, hitched my back on the last rep and did a good morning. Completely fucked my lower back.

In an alternate universe, Remain won, and every time a Brexiteer opens his mouth it's:
>HAHAHA LOSER LOOK HOW TRIGGERED YOU RACISTS ARE! OMG DELICIOUS TEARS OMG
>HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE A DEMOCRATIC VOTE, FASCIST? THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
>YOU LOST ALREADY SO UMMM STFU FOREVER PLEASE

Doesn't matter if they're winning or losing, they'll never stop being obnoxious, idiotic cunts.

i only have japanese mayo with my chips. anything else is for plebs

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A Union of egoists?

ketchup and tomato sauce are different

>>73534081
Shitpost about something else please

i, like the majority of english people, voted leave
however after reading this thread i have been convinced that was the wrong choice
on the phone to may right now
very angry i am
gonna tell her to untrigger article 50

>>73534069
not going to have some fucking (((corporation))) tell me what to do they're just saying that to cover their arse when some tit eats 4 year old ketchup and cries to a lawyer

fuck off you absolute child

>>73534045
only yank wannabe runts say ketchup

its tomato sauce or tommy k

>>73534045
people in britain literally do call it tomato sauce though you stupid runt, almost everything that's 'unique' in australia is just something you stole from us

>>73534069
>Tomatos(148g per 100g Tomato Ketchup)

hmm..

To revert to trading with the EU only on World Trade Organisation (WTO) terms would cause serious harm to your economy. It would mean the EU imposing tariffs plus a full panoply of non-tariff barriers on almost half Britain’s exports. Thankfully, no big country trades with the EU only on WTO terms.

An acrimonious break-up would make it harder to co-operate in such areas as foreign policy and defence. And it would surely increase the risk of Brexit triggering Scotland’s exit from the United Kingdom.

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>>73534128
>tommy k

>>73534056
No we don't we call it ketchup, or tomato sauce only mongs and scum call it red sauce

>>73534086
>Japanese mayo
Fuck off you yellow monkey loving cunt
Mayo and BBQ sauce mixed in massive quantities is the patricians choice of condiments

hate it when those bloody ARROGANT students use their education to explain why I'm wrong lads
won't stand for it

>i obsess over avoiding yank vocabulary while rasheed is fucking my daughter

the UK everybody

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>BBQ sauce

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bums

just had an intense red wine and vindaloo shits lads

send help

and ice

>>73534128
>tommy k

>>73534199
fat bitch

australia is a cultural and linguistic powerhouse and brits are literally obsessed with attracting our attention and praise, prove me wrong

>>73534203
can i lick your arsehole clean?

>>73534199
man

I honestly cant fucking wait to see how much shittier your country gets after Brexit.

Brits are too proud a people and still think they are some world super power that can do it all on their own!! "Dont need no eu tellin us what to do!!"

fucking laughable.

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The aptly named "scran"

>>73534230
exceptional post

might have some tomato ketchup soup

>>73534192
hmmm yes anyone who comes here most certainly is capable of producing, let alone actually having, offspring

>>73534230
unironically true

ZX10 has comically high rear sets

so there's no economic case for brexit, the parliamentary sovereignty case is weak, the immigrants aren't going to leave and it's most likely going to lead to the breakup of the UK

why are we doing this again? that £350m on our NHS will help though, surely

>>73534262
don't think you understood my post

>>73534238
why do you like the EU?

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Does my absolute nut in to think that pictures like this are completely real

Wish we were advanced enough to explore space properly

>>73534289
me on the left

Let's be fucking clear /brit/pol morons: of fucking course Brexit is a disaster. The mindless promises of Farage and Boris the Clown were intentionally absurd because none of them believed that the vote would go their way. Each was pursuing a narrow personal political agenda and each assumed that ultimately the British people would vote reasonably. No one was more surprised by the outcome of the referendum that Boris the Clown, who had a minor nervous breakdown in the immediate aftermath because he at least grasped the scale of the horror he'd just helped bring about.

Now the UK is left with the consequences. Scotland may leave the Union, the UK will certainly shed millions of jobs, the economy will enter a very prolonged and deep recession, tax revenues will plummet and government borrowing will ultimately be constrained when the markets realize that the UK is not ever going to "grow its way out of its debt." So then public services such as the NHS will be slashed because, quite simply, there won't be sufficient money in the kitty and the UK won't be able to borrow any more from gullible foreigner

You guys are retarded, most of you anyway. Seriously half of you are fucking NEETS that have never held a salaried job in your life

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>he doesn't mix mayo with tomato ketchup

>get into a taxi
>taxi driver talks about football
>"what team do you support? "
>"i don't watch football"
>silence for the rest of the journey
Ahhh yes

>>73534307
shut the fuck up

>>73534289
>explore space
A whole lot of sweet FA

>>73534289
>he fell for the holograms

hmm perhaps if we didn't elect eurosceptic politicians into the european parliament then we could have influenced things more and not just be a pain in the eu leaderships side

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>73534144
water evaporates

139,822 km wide and built like a gas shithouse

>>73534323
BBQ and mayo is better my man
But mayo should go on most anything anyway, mayo on pizza is GOAT

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This is a Schulz thread now

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>>73534323

Why do normies love tattoos so much? Worst part is how they make them into an identity politics.

i want someone provocative and talkative

Just got a text from a girl saying she's still sore from two nights ago haha

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delish

business idea: pee exclusively in the sink.
pros: saves on water, faster, ability to clean willy and hand together, more natural position for the body to empty bladder vs sitting on commode, literally no splashing outside of the sink

made a roaring post about being jupiter and got no replies

ok why are there so many fucking germans in /brit/ recently?

is it just that one autistic pom living there or is there an active invasion?

>>73534359
Wanna see my chinese characters tattoo lol ^_^

>>73534301
>>73534338
>>73534339
was hoping for some nice interesting replies to my post but all I got was you fucking dinoflagellate scum suckers

don't know what I expected really

>>73534347
the earth orbits the sun

>>73534405
it's one very dedicated kraut

>>73534405
filtered krauts months ago

Just got my test results back, my english level is B2

ama

>>73534386
I don't have any problem with red sauce on spaghetti but that's just disgusting. YOU NEED TO SPREAD IT. Otherwise it's cold and overwhelming.

*provokes you into an argument*

craving iced tea

>>73534386
Is that just tomato sauce on plain spaghetti?
Do people actually eat that?
Are they incapable of buying an onion and pepper, some mince and a can of tomatos and improving their meal tenfold in the process?

>>73534386
gf does this and it does my fucking nut in, want to throttle her sometimes

I want to move to britain

but I have no skills
I'm dumb as fuck
I don't want to work
and I hate british people

will I still be able to get free british gf and house?

>>73534418
thats what (((they))) want you to think

Ah yes, tattoos, otherwise known as the working class stamp.

Reading is a shithole

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

>>73534412
humanity is destined for extinction once the sun implodes into a white dwarf in so and so billion years, space colonisation is functionally unachievable but the scifi industry will gladly turn your pathetic hopes and dreams into cold hard cash

>>73534450
I hate new zealandish people so take that you little shit

>>73534450
ah yes, the typical immigrant

>was hoping for some nice interesting replies

Leeds is a shithole

>>73534473

The hobby or the place?

>>73534498
The place

ok why are there so many fucking aussies in /brit/ recently?

is it just that one autistic emu living there or is there an active invasion?

I think the German poster is a bot.

He re-posted something I posted about tight hip flexors like a week ago.

>>73534478
you're destined for extinction in T-minus 5 seconds while I wind my fist up

Just necked 500mg of ibuprofen topped with 12mg of vitamin b complex, hope the boss didn't clock it.

I think the German poster is a bot.

He re-posted something I posted about tight hip flexors like a week ago.

>>73534450
>move to britain
ishygddt
This place is shite, NZ much better

What race do I be in Skyrim lads? Considered Argonian

Australia's shittiest city (Darwin or Hobart) is better than the UK's best (London)

>If you are the type of person who struggles to get up in the morning, take a full glass of water with you to bed and drink it as soon as your alarm goes off.

Ah yes, warm stale water with the occasional cat/dog hair
*shudders*

thinking about becoming a bartender in london, heard it's very fashionable for reputable british establishments to hire australians (well known for our charisma, charm, and inveterate wit) to improve their business

>>73534491
interesting twist on a well established gimmick

>>73534506
australia was a british colony

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tfw had sex last night after an almost 2 month dry spell

Ah yes, the so-called 4chan "humour"

tuna mayo and cheese sandwich
walkers baked cheese and onion
Jordans Frusli red berry cereal bar
apple

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>>73534530

>>73534536
Play a better game faggot

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>>73534538
*pats your head*

>>73534550
don't do that

you'll get paid fuck all and will be forced to spend 3 billion pounds a year for a mattress under the stairs

>>73534563
bit gay

>>73534563
had sex this morning after a 1 day dry spell

business idea: hire an australian bartender to improve my business

headphones are for autists

>>73534550
you sound like you're taking the piss but you're 100% true

everyone loves Bruce deep down, you have a casual charm and wit about you

not as obnoxious as the Yanks, not as humourless as the continentals

juuuust right

>>73534609
yeah that's why I like them haha

wearing headphones

listening to music is for autists

don broco

Had sex 2 years ago after a 21 year dry

sex is for autists

>>73534609
saw some total mong the other day wit headphones on while he was driving which I'm sure is probably illegal, honked at him but he didn't hear me

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cager rage

>>73534619
a bit gay tbqh

>>73534643
WHY YOU GOTTA BE LOIK THAT?

>>73534619
smiled at this post

>>73534668
you're just upset that I said you're obnoxious

>>73534662
execute all cyclists

>>73534275
the electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>73534619
>not as obnoxious as the Yanks

you've clearly never met ME cunt, i make yanks look like canadians

>>73534689
unnecessary 'that'. try omitting most of them from sentences. makes sentences look better.

>>73534548
take bottles of water to bed since they don't get dusty, stale and don't worry about spilling them

>>73534689
if I were upset about that, you would most certainly have known about it

>>73534450
>No mention of planning to rape British women or run a truck into loads of people
Sounds ok to me desu

>>73534739
>warm water
violently retching

might shag the sister if I don't have sex with another woman soon

>>73534670
decent band 2bh

just woke up despite my alarms for a modest 11 am

>>73534758
my bedroom is cold enough for it not to get warm at all, in fact left a bottle by the window last night and it was ice cold
nice and refreshing

>>73534784
>no insulation
vomiting

>>73534767
if they weren't on guitar hero I'd never have heard of them

gently retching

>>73534784
nice shit-hole of a house you have there mate

just farted

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reminder that rasheed is standing on your future kebab right now

>>73534797
but do have a lovely old georgian house as sacrifice for lack of insulation

my house is full of asbestos

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>at least my water is cold

my house is full of ASBOs

>>73534275
there's an economic case for low-skill workers; if low-skill immigrant workers (poles, romanians, bulgarians etc) are made to leave, natives' job security improves greatly

how do we fix british housing?

my house is full of aspergers

>>73534863
remove the brits

>>73534807
fuck cagers

my house is full of asparagus

my house is full of asparagus

>>73534829
haha nah

most kebab shops will buy the donner meat pre-frozen from a cash and carry

Important question:
>hitting up somebody's Skype (that set to public) after they've been offline from interpals for a while
Yay or nay?

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Think the British isles might need a proper eugenics program

>such wimps that they need sauna level heating in their plastic soulless council housing 24/7 instead of striding around their cool georgian houses half naked drinking ice water

>>73534883
>>73534885
runtmind

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ONE TWO THREE FOUR

MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND

CAUSE SHE LOVE THIS SONG

AND I KNOW FOR SURE

>>73534883
>>73534885
just pointing out this coincidence for posterity

>>73534885
>>73534883
rashed

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>>73534883
>>73534885

>>73534894
fuck off yank twat

has the hunter... become the runted

>>73534863
kick out 80% of the population and knock down most of the shitty houses
then build new houses with lots of room and gardens and stuff

>>73534905
GOOD post

>>73534921
not funny

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>>73534905

>>73534883
>>73534885
>>73534903
Almost certainly that VPN trick you daft cunts.
Thailad would know how to explain

>>73533451
3bn (8.3%) increase represented by a doubling of the height of coins.

Probably not even in real terms. What a joke.

Reminder that middle/upper class Brits are the most beautiful people in the world

We get a bad reputation because of the massive lower class

i'm entranced by women with beautiful hair

not funny

>>73534949
Thanks doc

can't we just fucking hurry up and nuke "europe"

>>73534942
what he did there was use a VPN

i quite like australians, but i dont like the country, whereas I dislike americans but really like the country

interesting

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*shows you my massive lower class*

ah
the feeling of emptiness, how i missed you

space.... the final front ear

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dinner

reminder that the australian working class = british middle class

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>s-s-such w-w-wimps t-t-that t-t-they n-n-need s-s-sauna l-l-level h-h-heating i-i-in t-t-their p-p-plastic s-s-soulless c-c-council h-h-housing 24/7 i-i-instead o-o-of s-s-striding a-a-around t-t-their c-c-cool g-g-georgian h-h-houses h-h-half n-n-naked d-d-drinking i-i-ice w-w-water

>>73534990
ABSOLUTELY SCREECHING

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> plow
FUCK OFF YAAAANKSS AAAAAHHH

>>73534981
unironically hate everything about this "country"

whenever I look at the HDI list I wonder how much dosh we're sending to the UN for that absolute travesty

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crazy how we can build these giant metal and glass things in the sky

>>73535024
fuck off cunt, we're objectively the best

>>73535024
'sheed

>>73535039
that's a bottle opened m8

>>73535024
HDI is based off some things which dont really affect living standards. like school leaving age and women in parliament. bullshit like that.

>>73535024
guarantee you live in western sydney

>>73535039
looks like a big bottle opener haha

i like to smoke copious amounts of weed

>>73535039
"we" are not the chinese tyvm

plopping normingtons are clonking again lads, this is the final straw

>>73535024
chang

it's what i do

wahehehay!

it's just who i am

>young people selfishly demand everything for free from the government
>if you suggest they do something in the service of the government, like national service, they autistically screech about their rights

hmm yes the youth

>>73534991
looks rancid

>>73535039
*slides down*
*grates me arse*
yeeooowch!

>>73535074
i forgive him

>>73535109
>DURR WOT R TAXES

>EVERYTING FREE

>>73534328
This was my post last week you cunt

had a cheeky tim tam

mum keeps them in the cupboard above the fridge but I've been furtively scouting out her movements in the kitchen for the past few weeks or so and a pattern quickly emerged which led me right to the metaphorical pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

>>73535109
the government serves the people, not the other way round. idiot.

might just drop out of my masters and get a job in the M&S cafe

>>73535143
thought that was a canadian thing

heart status: on sleeve

>>73535144
>gibs me dat

was this thailads best work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW3fXgShDjo

looking VERY foward to the F1 race

brain status: in gear

>>73535141
>replying to a post almost half an hour old
kill you are selve

>>73535172
moron

kidney status: malfunctioning

POO HEAD!!

>>73535177
cancer

penis status: wanking

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>>73535109

>youth starts virtue signalling about the poor
>suggest forming syndicates and unions to help communities, the impoverished and fight for workers rights...
>says that would take too much effort or money and start attacking me for being a white male

The Youth indeed

>>73535064
T.poortherner who doesn't understand economics
We live in a country where the incredibly wealthy fuck over everyone else daily to an extreme degree and everyone seems happy with it. Places like Germany, Scandinavia, Australia, Canada, all have objectively better living standards in almost every regard. But hey, Brittania rules the waves right?

>>73535139
taxes are a fraction of a government's budgeting

third eye status: slammed shut and out of biz

taxes? fuck off
*drives on a road*

>>73535199
I know you are but what am I?

>>73535177
miss the millipede posting to be honest

the sandwich debacle can be counted amongst the hallowed annals of british political gaffes, he'll never live it down

would fuck karen straugn
no qualms

>>73535222

*notices it's my road your driving on*

*launches recreational mcNukes*

>>73535229
i'd say the biggest british political gaffe was the (((working))) class listening to michael gove desu

chakra gates status: fully opened

finger status: up arse

https://youtu.be/z4WN9-YZzpQ

my fav

ah.,,.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yes

>>73535271
hope its not the finger you typed this with x

reviving this absolute banger from the graveyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

What on earth is the point of maintaining a nuclear arsenal? It costs billions and yet countries like Germany don't have one and are better than us in every regard. Scandinavian countries, Ireland, Netherlands, none of these fuckers have one and yet live infinitely better lives than us. Drop the nukes on the cunts and let's see how smug the fuckers in Brussels are then.

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lmao imagine being the absolute spastic who caused this

can't watch anything without subtitles

thailad how much'd the tyrone vid cost?

>>73535299
>muh Scandinavia and Germany
might work on Yanks but it won't work here, nobody cares what those shitholes are doing

made an obnoxious post a recieved zero replies

>>73535325
>>73535325
>>73535325
>>73535325
>>73535325
>>73535325
nuevo hilo

>>73535143
gf work mite

my old mans a dustman he wears a dustman hat
he bought 10,000 tickets to watch a football match
fatty passed to thinny thinny passed it back
fatty took a rotten shot and knocked the goalie flat
where was the goalie when the ball was in the net
halfway up the goalpost with his trousers round his neck

>>73535075
What do you consider copious amounts? How much do you smoke over a weekend?

just woke up lads

So, /brit/, I come from a certain ethnic group known for crime, poverty, and religious extremism. I'm basically a full-blown degenerate behind closed doors, but my town in swamped in this ethnic group, which comes from an exceptionally backward and primitive region of what I affectionately term "Islamistan". My problem is I get told I "sound white", "act white", and I "speak good English". All harmless statements, yes? I've caught on these are more accusations. Now, I pretend to be "of the clan", as it were, as a matter of self-preservation. How long can I keep up this charade before I am branded an apostate and the clan demand my head? I don't feel safe among my own kin, and I don't feel safe where their presence is tolerated.

I need to change my name and move somewhere there are practically no Muslims.

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