/brit/

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susan

selectah vang

too tired to poo

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So this... Is... The future...

need a 2b gf

http://www.nasdaq.com/article/midday-update-stocks-return-gains-on-reports-of-chinese-troop-deployments-on-n-korea-border-cm772273

150 000 troops on north korean border
who here /ready to be enlisted/?

*doesnt brush my teeth for 10 days*
*sneezes in your face*

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hmm

the irish deserved it

>>73434316
hope they invade

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Lads

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>Not being a solipsist

theres a youtube video of a polish man with his dead carp in the kitchen in hes making the carp talk by opening and closing its mouth and he talks for the carp (in polish)

can someone post it if they know it

too tired to live

Reckon I'm more pathetic than everyone here combined, given my lucky circumstances but my incredible laziness and stupidity leading me to a truly dreadful situation

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>>73434369
>bet: £360

got up at 5pm so not tired

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This any good lads? Gf keeps telling me to watch it x

watching that bus documentary

1st generation africans seem like good lads

>that 90-years' old beardy bender went to Thailand with his chinkboy
wew, they live the vita fabulosa well past pensionable age.
>>73434258
in what way is that relevant to British culture or history?

>>7343287

anyone have any experience of this?
what is like?

>>73434369
>bet 360
>less than 5x return

I thought you got way more than that for going for a specific number

no.

Built a wall around GB. That will teach them paki's!!

Gfs reading these messages lads say something to her x

there is no such thing as death we are eternal beings

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>>73434410
the Simpsons is part of British culture
also
>Ireland

>>73434397
as long as you aren't a paki, you're not doing that bad.

>>73434369
Now put it all on 3 red

>>73434338
looks like a Skorpion
>>73434339
she was cute as hell back in the 80s
>>73434459
do you have a roastie?

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/brit/ has really gone to shit over the years

>>73434410
/brit/ is a shitposting general, if you want a British culture general, go to /Albion/ on /his/

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>miracle scenario that you were the one sperm to infiltrate the egg, you were born in a first-world country and in an age when liberty is given to you on a platter
>you spend your entire life indoors depressed posting on 4chan

>>73434186
of course

Almost certain that the circumstances of my current life situation are far worse than anyone else's on /brit/. I do contend that some of you may be more depressed than me though, because I am fairly resilient and feel more numb than depressed these days desu

Sorry if I'm a bit cranky tonight lads, just finished 4 hours at work

>>73434459
Fanny willy bum botty silly willy wally welly

>>73434501
>liberty
no

>>73434482

she's a bit normie yeah x

>>73434369
oh shit, whatever you do, don't stop now!
t. alfred einstein

fuck every yank in this thread

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>>73434447
In 2020, the immigration rate in the United Kingdom rises four hundred percent. The once great city of London becomes the one maximum security Refugee camp for the entire country. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the Epping Forest, across the Thames River, and down along the Stanwell Moor. It completely surrounds Greater London. All bridges and motorways are mined. The Metropolitan Police Service, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the camp, only migrants and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple:

once you go in, you don't come out...
In 2016, the immigration rate in the United Kingdom rises four hundred percent. The once great city of London becomes the one maximum security Refugee camp for the entire country. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the Epping Forest, across the Thames River, and down along the Stanwell Moor. It completely surrounds Greater London. All bridges and motorways are mined. The Metropolitan Police Service, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the camp, only migrants and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple:

once you go in, you don't come out...

https://youtu.be/f1JYDmo19to#t=20

>>73434459
your BF is a runt

>>73434551
fuck EVERY yank in the world

>>73434369
Bet it all on green

>>73434501

>liberty is given to you on a platter
>normies actually believe this

>>73434549
Alfred Einstein (December 30, 1880 – February 13, 1952) was a German-American musicologist and music editor. He is best known for being the editor of the first major revision of the Köchel catalogue, which was published in the year 1936. The Köchel catalogue is the extensive catalogue of the works of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

the tide is turning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbkgr3ZR2yA

>>73434526
I like misery lit describe your life and your darkest hour

>>73434594
I dont think its possible to fuck 300m people

>>73434463
I hope that's true because I'm dying of stage IV lung cancer with mets to spine and brain and no doctor wants to treat me

>>73434607
is this why people say mozart makes babies smarter?

>>73434607
(/int/ spoiler tag):
i know :-)

Looking for a runt bf

Non runts need not apply there is only one alpha in this relationships, I want squealing runt arse

>>73434594
>>73434551
haha alri luv x

gang in this bitch

>>73434611
no it isn't
not for LSD, and it won't for the next 40-50 years

it IS turning for weed though

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>>73434459
It's always so hot to see a shemale doing a real feminine pussy. You may not understand, but all I know is that there are two sets of jugs, one pussy and one big cock and that's good enough for me. It's like a steamy girl on girl session, but there's a real dick there in the middle of the two chicks. No silly plastic needed here, they've got it covered, licking each other, sucking on each others titties. It's amazing to watch them get it on, and it's even hotter to see the real tranny dick spurt out some sticky jizz.

>>73434625
well your mum's not far off

alright time to spend the next 2 hours listening to Woes and his soothing Scottish voice

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>>73434661

>>73434611
Not sure if I want to see Normie's have their third eye opened

>>73434671
i dont get it

>>73434668
Tories will literally never legalize it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4HojrYcVck

>>73434459
i want to lick your feet and pits, drink your piss and eat your hot steamy logs.

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I have three 300g packs of bacon lardons that are "use by 11.04.17." Got to eat them all in 40 minutes.

>>73434738
That's what they said about gay marriage.

jc RLM have a pretty dark sense of humour sometimes

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Thank god

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Good or bad?

making diner

>>73434611
I don't get it, how can they make this video? Surely they'll get done for doing drugs?

>>73434754
Whip up a quick carbonara

>>73434744
stalinism was just state russian ultranationalism disguised as communism

Sudan targets 25 churches for demolition

>>73434611
>>73434668
it wont be legal any time soon
but I think the severity with which it is treated by the law will be much less very soon

LSD being class A or treated like hard narcotics is very silly.

>>73434754
So what's the difference between Pancetta and Lardons?

>>73434825
Good.

Having maisies greasy curry shits for tea

parents are ultra rorkes that think weed causes brain cancer

>>73434612
Don't wanna get into it so shan't be elaborating on any of these, but:

>Been personally depressed for ~4 years, not told any friends or family
>Dad recently arrested and found guilty, now a social outcast who most people hate, lives alone with his disabled mum
>For unrelated reasons, little sister is severely anorexic, needs to get help soon or she will die, breaks my heart every time I see her and she's just wasting away
>Two other sisters are back on anti-depressants because they're struggling to deal with everything
>Mum trying to hold what's left of the family together but can't handle the stress, told me in her last email that she 'just feels so sad all the time'

We were a nice happy family this time last year, it all went downhill very quickly desu.

>>73434817
I'm all out of carbon. Just gonna fry them in a sauce pan then add a can of vegetable curry or chili con carne to the bacon bits.

>>73434754
4th of November m80

>>73434868
probably does

>>73434868
It doesn't obviously, but on the other end of the scale, hyper hippies reckon it cures cancer

>>73434878
Thats honestly just what you get for having a nonce dad

>>73434793
Yes, because they certainly not change their views and opinions as they age.

>>73434868
Hope it does
Degens out

>>73434868
every single person that does weed is a pathetic smelly degenerate cunt

got a 'specially selected' range microwave bolognese from aldi earlier that was beyond shit. literally flavourless

the tesco value bolognese that cost like fucking 9 cent or something tasted better

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>>73434884
Would you mind not doing that m8

>>73434878
did daddy touch any of you? could explain why you're all fucked

Absolutely nothing of worth came from the Romans

Prove me wrong

>>73434376
FOUND it boys
such a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x0pOulw-Gc

>>73434947
>cent
FOY

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>>73432616

>>73434946
i vape/dab so it doesn't smell

unironically training to become a hacker in my spare time because i believe that in the future everything will be hackable like in a video game

>>73434977
if i was a woman life would be a lot easier

>>73434977
absolute top map

>>73434972
we use cents here lad

>>73434849
Pancetta is a type of pork, lardons are diced pork fat.

>>73434962

stfu mong

>>73434878
Things get better? I dunno, anyway best of luck

>>73434947
why didn't you just but spaghetti, mince, and canned tomatoes and make it yourself. ready meals are disgusting

*sexually predates you*

>>73434962
concrete

>>73434878
When your father raped your sisters, do you think they understood what was happening? Do you think they remember it?

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>tinned stagg chili con carne
reminds me of going camping with my dad when i was little

>>73434977
>shirt-lifters

hehehehehe

Europe=China
Britain=Japan
Ireland=Korea

how do cleaners and that survive in london?

>>73435039

is that stuff tasty? never tried it desu.

>>73434878
Sorry to hear lad, can't imagine what it's like. But you're the man of the family now, and your needs and wants should come second to everyone's else's. Your mother can't patch your family back together alone. You're the man now

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>>73434977
>tfw south walian
>tfw depressed

>>73435039
Stagg is quality. The Dynamite Hot one is actually quite hot. The meat's not up to much though, I always find a bit of gristle that needs spitting out.

>>73434962
https://youtu.be/Qc7HmhrgTuQ

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big up enzyme recoed

honestly confuses me as to how and why people who earn a modest amount of money feel the need to spend £300 on a fucking belt

always the same kind of runt who wears skin tight asos turtlenecks and shares conor mcgregor videos

>>73434947
>9 cent
>9
>cent

>buying premade chili con carne and spaghetti bolognaise

what is wrong with you runts?
can you not cook even the most simplest of dishes?

>>73435132
no

>>73435068
koreans are far more attractive than japs, though they seem to have awful personalities for the most part

>>73435084
>the south is the best
>except for the part that has 10 million people and is full of leftists and immigrants... yeah just ignore that small part
southerners... when will they ever learn?

Can't wait for McGregor to batter mayweather

>>73434962
They invented concrete, the Latin alphabet, Christianity, aqueducts, central heating, Britain, Bath, the Coliseum, pitched warfare, subjugated celts, built a wall and killed Caesar

>>73435015
the Irish don't use sense though

>>73435099
and they tried to exterminate the jews
the romans were almost perfect desu

>>73435165
ur nan

>>73435156
i never said the south was the best part
[spoiler]the southwest is[/spoiler]

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>>73434977
>moon greggs

>>73434961
Not that I know of desu

>>73435033
Very unlikely that he did this

>>73435022
They probably will desu. Worried about the sister with anorexia, but she admits she has a problem now and is on the waiting list to go to one of those anorexia wards for a month. If she gets better then I think we'll all be alrightish in a year or so

>>73435079
Yeah, just a bit shit doing that when I've been fucked in the head for a while now myself. Do a good job of acting calm, stable, happy, etc when I'm there, but it's a long time since I've actually felt like that.

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>>73435159

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>>73435132
>the most simplest
You are the most simplest. Goodbye.

>>73435132
its sad knowing how many cretinous manchildren exist

>>73435099
>aqueducts
Got me there
>sanitation
Elaborate
>medicine
Existed before the Romans
>education
Same again

>>73435132
you answered your own question, runts can't cook anything that takes more than a toaster or microwave–oven.

>>73435030
honestly never actually buy ready meals and do cook all my own food 2bh. just really didn't feel like it today and just wanted a one-off meal (whereas I usually cook in bulk)

actually wanted something more akin to chili, but they didn't have anything of that variety so just went with the closest thing available

>>73434977
Is '90s nostalgia' Nottingham?

>>73435206
Oioi who's this pretty lil thing

wish georgia lyall would make a comeback

>>73435154
much like the irish

>>73435077
Yeah it's nice, not really like proper chili but still tasty and a good, convenient comfort food.

>>73435132
dont want to make a full meal for lunch

>>73435198
It doesn't matter what you feel anymore. Your only purpose is taking care of your family. Do a good job, and you'll die a happy man

>>73435156
Ireland is a bit smaller than England mate. You can be in the south an be 300+ miles away from London. Some parts of the North are closer to London than south cornwall. Everything North of Bristol is shit until the peak district. Then it is shit again until rural Scotland.

>>73435267
then make a light meal instead?

>>73435084
Hampshire reporting

I reckon I could beat Satan in a fight but not Jesus

>>73435238
How did you guess?

>>73435283
>Ireland is a bit smaller than England
Sweet Jesus you're simple. Look at a fucking map you inbred

*gives you a Chinese burn*

What now Nige?

>>73435132
It's one of those foods you stock up on and have on nights where you just can't be arsed to cook, or for a really quick lunch.

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>Yanks

>>73435244
shes probably a munter up close
all the fake taxi girls seem to be

*begin typing post*
*the crowd start booing*
*somebody throws a tomato at me*
*delete post and walk off stage*

>>73435307
shit county

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why is england so good at sports?

>>73435331
*licks my finger and sticks it i nyour ear*

>>73435331
*gives you chinese immigrants*

>>73435331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDirsf-Ss

>>73435235
i just get takeaway when I can't be arsed to cook. those ready meals have so much salt and excess water in. They give me the fear.

Sometimes I wonder what would have been like if I went out with the Finnish girl from my class. Maybe I'd be in a sauna right now.

>>73435246
same desu

>>73435342
good banter

>>73435357
I know it's bait but Irish Scottish Irish Welsh

>>73434410
>that 90-years' old beardy bender went to Thailand with his chinkboy

Who?

>>73435269
>you'll die a happy man

Optimistic, but you never know

>>73435342
wonder what some frog did to make whoever wrote the menu that upset

>>73435320
Don't understand why it's 90s and don't just say it's a shithole because everywhere is

>>73435352
Very rude
Bet my village has a higher net worth than your city

>>73435342
good banter

>>73435132
Sometimes I cook something a bit fancier, chop veg, beat a few eggs, do a stir fry or whatever. Sometimes I can't be arsed and I just empty a can into a pan, heat it and pour it in a bowl. If you think that makes you better than me then you're a ridiculous snob and need to get over yourself.

>not eating ready-made food now and then
Pure autism

>>73435349
*the janitor bows his head*
*it is my turn*
*boldly climbs on stage*
*clears throat*
Having a wank lads, I'm doing a poo
I'm having a good hard think about you
[...]

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>>73435357
>ufc
>sports

Don't cook my meals

Live off takeaways and ready made aldi dinners

>>73435399
All those countries are in England.

>>73435399
*Northern Irish*

*Bollockposts*

probably won't speak to any girls this month
may is looking faily good though

>>73435427
literal trash

>>73435425
have I struck a nerve?

>>73435420
but i live in a village lol

>>73435409
Family is all that matters m8. Get to it

Chicago or Austrian school, lads?

>>73435446
*applauds raucously*

>>73434258
can you guys not appropriate our culture thanks

>>73435330
I'm sure you're trolling. But just in case you're not. England is over 130,000 KM2 and ireland is just over 80,000 KM2

>>73435420
which part of hampshire r u in

>>73435109
living outside your means is a common trait amongst the poor and uneducated

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>Wales

http://warpedwales.co.uk/2016/04/22/anger-sparked-as-flintshire-council-puts-holywell-on-ebay/

>>73435472
Runt

>>73435475
Birmingham

>>73435448
>golf
>sport

>>73434258
CAÑONEROOOOOO
CAÑONEEEEEEEERO

>>73435458
No such thing

>>73435506
wish /brit/ had known about his in advance and made a bid

Cuba is the coolest country in the world

>>73435498
Doxxable info

>>73435357
>UFC

shrieking
faker than WWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ4JyK9mfjw

>>73435520
Lel. Nice strawman, nigger.

Current wish list :

• French lass to step on me bollocks
• Spanish lass to fill with my Anglo seed
• Get groped by an Austrian lass

Dudley is the grimmest place in this country

>birthday in a couple of weeks
can't be arsed organising a night out with friends
might just shag a prossie instead

>>73435342
lmao air force gets the faggiest dish

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At approximately 9:45PM EST, the U.S naval strike group headed towards North Korea will strike the suspected location of North Korea's missle tech development sight. China will not retaliate against the U.S, but the Chinese forces will cross the border and push to Pyongyang and remove Kim Jong Un from power.

"Some come here to shit and stink,
Others come to sit and think.
I come here to write on walls,
Have a wank, and scratch my balls."

Feel sorry for anyone who has never had
>Rustlers burger
>Pot Noodle
>Stagg chili
>Ready meal curry
>Fray bentos tinned pies
>Tesco finest fish pie

Utter runts

Why do pakis love cats so much?

>>73435403
some guy Montague who wanted to be pardoned for the crime of committing a homosexual act.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-37713078

>>73435570
exceptionally reddit post from top to bottom

>>73435567
ahaha the pakistani pilow tap mong is back

>>73435563
False. There are other countries which have a cooler average temperature than Cuba.

>>73435452
One would think that there's always a famine in Ireland 2bh

>>73435602
would like to push into her pyongyang desu

You are not entitled to sex.
You are not entitled to handjobs.
You are not entitled to anal.
You are not entitled to blow jobs.
She is not entitled to affection.
She is not entitled to attention.
She is not entitled to emotional support.
Society has no problem drilling the first four points into the male psyche from the age of adolescence (or even younger, given feminism's pernicious advance into education). However, try to apply this to women and you will be labeled a misogynist, a neckbeard and a bitter loser. If you manage to get an argument out of them, it will be in the vein of:
But it's shitty and abusive to withdraw -
No it's not. It is your prerogative to stop engaging in WHATEVER activity you no longer wish to continue, for whatever reason. You don't need to justify to anyone, including your partner, why you no longer wish to do X. Yes, this goes both ways: women are perfectly entitled to not justify their low libido to their boyfriends (and they usually don't), and men are perfectly entitled to not justify their lack of emotional intimacy with their girlfriends.
It is shitty and entitled to DEMAND X (where X is any activity in the list). If you feel you're not getting X, the problem lies with you, and you need to change yourself into a person your partner (or partners) will want to engage in X with.
What can you take away from this?
Crush your inner beta by always keeping in mind: you owe her nothing. Never cave, never apologize and above all, never justify

>Warped Wales
>Broken Britain
>Estranged England
>Scornful Scotland
>Idyllic Ireland

>>73435593
mine's coming up too
>first birthday since I deleted social media

>>73435619
benders love cats

>>73435619
they don't

there are 2 common pets in the world, 1 of which they aren't allowed to have

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>You are not entitled to sex.
>You are not entitled to handjobs.
>You are not entitled to anal.
>You are not entitled to blow jobs.
>She is not entitled to affection.
>She is not entitled to attention.
>She is not entitled to emotional support.
>Society has no problem drilling the first four points into the male psyche from the age of adolescence (or even younger, given feminism's pernicious advance into education). However, try to apply this to women and you will be labeled a misogynist, a neckbeard and a bitter loser. If you manage to get an argument out of them, it will be in the vein of:
>But it's shitty and abusive to withdraw -
>No it's not. It is your prerogative to stop engaging in WHATEVER activity you no longer wish to continue, for whatever reason. You don't need to justify to anyone, including your partner, why you no longer wish to do X. Yes, this goes both ways: women are perfectly entitled to not justify their low libido to their boyfriends (and they usually don't), and men are perfectly entitled to not justify their lack of emotional intimacy with their girlfriends.
>It is shitty and entitled to DEMAND X (where X is any activity in the list). If you feel you're not getting X, the problem lies with you, and you need to change yourself into a person your partner (or partners) will want to engage in X with.
>What can you take away from this?
>Crush your inner beta by always keeping in mind: you owe her nothing. Never cave, never apologize and above all, never justify

heeey
i'm elsa jean and i would like know what you like in porn

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>>73435626
>getting this arseblasted because ufc is mocked for the fucking joke it is

>>73435619
free kebab meat

>>73435648
scanned over this post but didn't actually read any of it

>>73435619
the prophet muhammad had one I think

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The kid from Malcolm in the Middle is looking well rough these days.

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>>73435602
>>73435647

>>73435602
>le nuke will go off at midnight in London XD

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>>73435690
>porn

>>73435648
Shut it you spacker

>>73435619
Once knew a paki bint, self-proclaimed muslim who wanted to own dogs 2bh

>>73435674
Don't know where this meme that Muslims don't like dogs comes from. The pakis in my area all have pitbulls.

one of my ex's used to love me grabbing her arse and giving it a good jiggle, kinda miss doing that

>>73435674
Cats are worshipped by shitskins.

anyone else sometimes put your poo back into your arse in case you missed out on nutrients first time round?

>>73435619
https://www.reddit.com/r/brum/comments/648dmv/asians_of_rbrum_why_are_some_ppl_of_asian/?sort=top

>>73435690
arabs who dye their hair blonde to look aryan please

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Tim looks like he has cancer

>>73435690
pov blowjobs

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>>73435711
hopefully

>>73435694
>paki pillow bender crying that his sport is dying in front of his eyes

pathetic

>>73435626
fucking hell. you think wrestling is real too. lel. fucking paedo

>>73435707
>one's fat
having a hard time believing the filename

>>73435771
JUST

>>73435619
Hi, I'm mixed race Pakistani English. Many of the subcontinental people who arrived in the UK came from rural areas and were relatively poor. Back in India and Pakistan there wasnt really the concept of pets, though they did need animals for agricultural work. However when they came over to the UK there was no need for animals, so the culture that developed was generally pet free. There are lots of post rationalized explanations for why there is a fear of dogs, but there is not really any truth in them. It isn't really a 'Muslim' thing which is the usual explanation given. The Arabs both Muslim and non Muslim have a great love for animals (horses, camels, dogs). We have chickens and cats and there have been times when families of subcontinental heritage have visited and the children were terrified of the chickens and cats. Their parents weren't too keen either. My theory is that there is a misunderstanding of animals in general but because dogs are the only animals regularly out in public urban areas they are the only ones that are noticed.

>>73435777
lul they're so fucked

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thoughts on grainger games? experiences?

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Suck my dick

>>73435743
I eat mine sometimes
Tastes sweet 2bh

>>73435771
fake news

>>73435711
its for the best

made diner

havign stek cheps and pes

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>>73435602
REEEEEE

LEAVE THE DPRK ALONE

Every day with a woman is a clean slate.
Meaning you have to say the same shit, act continuously alpha, and have rock solid frame. She'll expect that and test it every day and every chance she can. It's not enough to do or say something once. You must do it continuously. Women are creatures of impermanence and their attention and memory are fleeting. They are always looking for the "best option", therefore they only want to be with a man who is continuously her best option. That cycle seems to reset on a daily basis I've noticed.
That's often why we see guys on asktrp say "she was so hot for me Tuesday and suddenly on Wednesday she went cold!"

Its because her memory of you is based on emotions and womens' emotions are the most volatile substance on the planet. If she is not currently being excited or aroused by your, then she is practically incapable of recalling all those times you made her excited/aroused.
The good, nay, GREAT news is that you can use this to your advantage. If you screw up once, you can almost ALWAYS make a comeback as long as you correct the issue that you failed on before.
But yes, it is a continuous effort with no reprieve.

Absolutely spectacular video, this is how it should be. Let in Syrian and paki women and tell their men to fuck off. They need to be tamed by a massive white cock. Beautiful.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1543539438

gonna start commenting on reddit again

miss the thrill of getting a reply. (You)'s don't cut it anymore

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>>73435813

chaturbate com/vicats/

lads

>>73435784
>an obviously real sport is fake...because I said so! look it's just like the WWE even though it's literally nothing alike!

oven glove slap mongs really are being desperate these days

>>73435783
>his sport
Which is what?

UFC isn't sport. I don't know why you're so upset and aggressive about it, m8. No one is personally mocking you, so why the anger and arseache?

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witm

>>73435619
cats are historically popular with many cultures as they can be used to kill vermin

(also cats clean themselves regularly, that's meant to be in line with muslim teachings)

shorted United airlines stock on margin

let's see how this turns out in the morning

>>73435852
Only limp wristed pakis shy away at watching fighting, bet the blood makes you feel queasy you fucking pansy

my heads spinning from drinking too much cofee

what if we put 2 guys in a cage and made them fight each other and called it a sport

UFC is the ultimate mong show. Fucking window lickers.

>>73435841
The feeling when you check it and your comment blew up is a lot better than a few (You)s

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>№73435743

@73435841
Have fun la

I work for a bus company in Yorkshire, its the same here, we have Hungarians, 2 from Zimbabwe, pakistani, Polish, frenchman, St Lucia, and Canadian, everyone gets on and the banter between drivers is incredible, Bus driving is great, if you have the right attitude

MMA is a sport

UFC Is not

It's like saying the WBF is a sport

Women are also influenced by the phase of the month they are at. When they are ovulating they get hornier, specially for dominant type guys and lose attraction for their bf. The risk of cheating is higher on that part of the month.
I think this might be nature's way of making the woman cuck betas and have alpha sons that will be properly raised by a provider type.
This also changes if she is on the pill, I read that they get more attracted to provider types because their body imitates being pregnant. This is something I never really clearly noticed irl.

who /incestporn/ here?

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>an obviously real sport is fake
>UFC
>a real sport

Fucking state of this paki bastard.

>>73435933
nah that's not me

>>73435891
hmmm yes it was in the ancient greek olympics but it definitely isn't a sport

>>73435948
why didn't you actually respond you skinny runt? bit too scared you'll get BTFO again I reckon

joosy stek

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>>73435930
>ywn kill all women

>>73435933
i prefer the porn in which 2 girls waggle each others willies

>>73435858
get it? because his failed career and alimony makes his depressed and suicidal and this picture depicts his funeral? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

i drinking English breakfast tea now
without milk and sugar

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what do you do when your nurse hits on you

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How do I get THICC arms?

>>73435969
don't make me equip a caesta and kill you in a single punch

having a smart group of friends growing up's really messed with me in a weird way

it makes interacting with less intelligent people quite difficult
people just don't seem to be on my wavelength
(so to speak)

anyone else get this?

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Goyim are mentally inferior to Jews and can't run their nations properly. For their sake and ours, we need to abolish their governments and replace them with a single government. This will take a long time and involve much bloodshed, but it's for a good cause. Here's what we'll need to do:

>Place our agents and helpers everywhere
>Take control of the media and use it in propaganda for our plans
>Start fights between different races, classes and religions
>Use bribery, threats and blackmail to get our way
>Use Freemasonic Lodges to attract potential public officials
>Appeal to successful people's egos
>Appoint puppet leaders who can be controlled by blackmail
>Replace royal rule with socialist rule, then communism, then despotism
>Abolish all rights and freedoms, except the right of force by us
>Sacrifice people (including Jews sometimes) when necessary
>Eliminate religion; replace it with science and materialism
>Control the education system to spread deception and destroy intellect
>Rewrite history to our benefit
>Create entertaining distractions
>Corrupt minds with filth and perversion
>Encourage people to spy on one another
>Keep the masses in poverty and perpetual labor
>Take possession of all wealth, property and (especially) gold
>Use gold to manipulate the markets, cause depressions etc.
>Introduce a progressive tax on wealth
>Replace sound investment with speculation
>Make long-term interest-bearing loans to governments
>Give bad advice to governments and everyone else

Eventually the Goyim will be so angry with their governments (because we'll blame them for the resulting mess) that they'll gladly have us take over. We will then appoint a descendant of David to be king of the world, and the remaining Goyim will bow down and sing his praises. Everyone will live in peace and obedient order under his glorious rule.

>>73436006
tea without milk and sugar is no fun

>>73435991
t. brendan fraser

>>73436032
>that receding hairline
lol

>>73435987
how did he get so big

let women fend for themselves 2bh. men are just completely pulling out of relationships altogether.

>>73436072
>>73436072
>>73436072

>>73436032
Eat a lot and never work out

>>73435885
Your argument is all over the place, you silly nigger.

UFC isn't a sport, that's what is being discussed here. You've yet to offer any sort of compelling argument otherwise, instead you've sperged out like chavs do.

>>73436035
*teeps*

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>an obviously real sport is fake
>UFC
>a real sport

>>73436006
いい男

>>73436057
Why
its very tasty and beautiful

>>73436048
to practice talking to retards try talking to yourself hahahu

>>73436140
獣姦

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>>73434406
I had to read the book for school years ago. Didn't finish it but liked it.