/brit/

cata

>>73436061
bug sports

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no anime

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anime

*farts in your general direction*

you stupid fucking cunt, what the fuck do you think you're doing?
absolute bellend, it was at 299 you complete wanker
just fuck off

>>73436072
Good edition,
The Pythons are, by far, your greatest contribution to the world.

life of brian was the only good thing monty python ever did

the rest is overrated shit

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su

need a 2b gf

*seduces you*

White people have no rhythm

Good thing I am a black oirish

>>73436127
wind in the willows was great

>>73436114
>whorehoop earings

>>73436123
bet you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition xD

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>>73436114

>>73436127
Life of Brian is, indeed, their best production.

still don't really consider aussies as they're own people

think of them as east brits desu

Protect girls not feminists

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>>73436096
>UFC isn't a sport, that's what is being discussed here. You've yet to offer any sort of compelling argument otherwise

Didn't realise I was talking to an actual retard who doesn't know the definition of the word 'sport'

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/sport

Here is the dictionary definition, which it fulfils, and you've been conclusively BTFO

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daddys home

>Wakefield chav getting upset because people are mocking UFC

Every fucking time.

>>73436114
>>73436120
destroyed

>>73436185
Or slags
Or roasties

One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle

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Heh

MMA is pure runtism

Only good sports are golf, tennis, football, water polo, baseball and ice hockey

quite worried about the Korean gf desu

>Newcastle's former Odeon cinema, which was in the process of being demolished, has collapsed into the street.


the northern poopoo house

>>73436186
Please let this be the end of it.

ufc isn't a sport

>>73436185
Or bitches

>>73436212
what?

>>73436159
but which one is more sugoi?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9WGUSLCII

ESSENTIAL viewing

>>73436186
Though it is a sporting event, UFC is, indeed, not a sport.

>>73436215
whats that

who are you to wave your finger?

>>73436186
>'I used to play a lot of sport'

Imagine saying this to someone IRL

Delete this thread Monty Python is reddit as fuck

>>73436248
One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle

>>73436072
The voluntary man of maintenance MUST delete early editions and correctly do his damn job.

>>73436187
is that a sail loft? shame

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>>73436227
well naturally, she's about to get nuked

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/trump-orders-military-advisers-prepare-10197448

>>73436187
that deano edition bmw

crikey

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UFC is a sport .... (100 years later) .... SAID NO-ONE!!

>>73436256
No need to go over the mongs head when he didn't even know the definition of the word sport, let him carry on using UFC as a stand in for MMA until he mentally matures a bit more

foreskin stuck behind bellend help
help

>>73436323
yikes
this is why i'm glad i've got phimosis

>>73436187
Deano my son, should have gone to specsavers

>>73436298
gonna have to get her to gain refugee status aren't i haha

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the dream

>>73436298
so first syria, now north korea?

excellent

>>73436360
list of things I will definitely not be opening: this one

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HARDCORE DOCKING FETISH XXX

without milk and sugar English breakfast tea is a best
its very tasty and beautiful.

>>73436379
ROGUE WAVE

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moving into the new shagpad tomorrow ladz wayhay, cant wait to have bantz with the ol' baebors!

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>>73436278
>a sunni shit orders a deletion of thread because it's "reddit as fuck" despite being popular before 'dit came into existence and being made decades before.

>>73436379
did the men sail the boat did they?

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>wakefield mong still reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing about ufc

Who's this guy in the cowboy hat walking with a crutch? Seems like quite a character.

http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

just woke up

reminder that i once missed out on a tall, half french, half algerian girl who wore elbow length silk gloves, berets and long coats who had the sharpest jawline I've ever seen and listened to 60's french music all the time

sometimes I fantasise about us both reading Camus together whilst Edith Piaf plays in the background, where I'd proceed to plow her while she wears silk lingerie

>>73436403
feel bad for him that he's put in all that hard work but won't be able to get rid of the loose skin

>>73436397
too much ideology

it's just black tea

>>73436403
poor guy

>>73436440
Alri

>>73436461
You can get rid of it with surgery.

It's all the stretchmarks that will be an eyesore.

>>73436477
doesnt it fix itself eventually?

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the dream

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/12/20/christmas-thought-church-england/
This can't be happening!

>>73436403
>that nipple

literally can't think of one good thing about me apart from the fact that i'm not a tripfag

>>73436497
>that 1997 shitbox

only in the north

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6am gym lads

IDEOLOGY

*SNIFFS*

>eaten spicy dinner 3 nights in a row
>had 3 spicy poos in a row

am I some sort of masochist lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrwhumL39Ko

porto step

>>73436497
*takes out 60 year mortgage*

>>73436464
ah yes. i love blacktea

Eye's twitching

Think 6 hours isn't enough sleep

>>73436533
what? I'm 9.5 stone 6' and i don't think i'm much skinner than left

>>73436397
don't listen to homogenizedpasteurizedmilk'n'2shugs mongs, they're in denial about their inevitable path to diabeetus.

not feeling right lads. think i might have ed

>>73436403
the absolute STATE of that loose skin

just noticed next door have nicked our fucking wheelie bin again. it's so irritating and stupid because it's got our house number painted on the front, had them confront me once when I had to go onto their driveway so I could get it back

it's happened about 4 times now, bizarre

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>>73436541
A Slovene Marxist adored by /leftypol/, perhaps?

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the dream.

>>73436532
>birmingham
>the north

I can tell you're a London paki.

Halko Momoi lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXJAIWKxM4

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>>73436403

dodged - didn't work
wow this is cheap bullshit dude wow

>>73436612
BIG

>>73436612
Like this lad because his head's nearly as small as mine

how tall are guy?
im 175cm
70kg

the gf
http://enf-cmnf.com/2016/10/enf-nude-dare-nip-video-naked-reality-show-contestant-runs-through-the-streets/

>>73436602
my recycling bins have NEVER been stolen

feels good

>>73436602
had this happen by neighbours and non-neighbours
why do people do it? did they lose their own?

>>73436639
git gud

>>73436646
190cm
63kg

>>73436646
6'2"
14st

>>73436646
176cm/5'9

66kg

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>>73436668
>190cm

>>73436602

Should probably do an ol 'der/'cide on them lad

>>73436655
>why do people do it? did they lose their own?
when i was a young lad i used to steal wheelie bins and set fire to them

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best visual metaphor for the start of a brit thread?

the cross of christianity is so fucking stupid
if jesus was hanged by the romans, would their symbol be a noose?

>>73436646
6'4 and built like a icelandic coal shoveller

fuck SAKE how do i stop being such a massive ouiaboo

>>73436646
177cm
68kg

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>>73436646
~175cm/5'9"
55kg

>>73436724
hahhaha x

>>73436724
kek
fucking fantastic mate, it is.

did I hear right you sad bastards are banning the word 'easter' now??

haven't been swimming in about 3 years since I found out just how much piss is in the average public swimming pool

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>>73436722
wish it was legal to cut kids like you into little pieces
REEEEEEEEEE STAY AWAY FROM MY BINS

>>73436724
janny is the gatekeeper

>>73436792
nah. Mummy May is having NONE of that

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>>73436724

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>all these sub 70kg runts

never realised that /brit/ was twink central

>>73436792
we tried to but the bloody tories stopped us yet again, sick of them

>>73436824
haha

>>73436824
when jenny deletes new threads

>>73436832
hi x

>>73436824
how did they fall for that one

>>73436824
thats when the big J deletes a thread at 150 posts

>>73436824
good representation of any situation where everyone is hatposting and janny has decided that's enough

>>73436832
id still batter you

im 5'9" and 80kg

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lads

what if janny is a girl

>>73436797
>public swimming pool

Yeah. Who thought this was a smart idea to begin with especially in a country like this. Public transport is bad enough.

Another day, another school shooting in the US

Not even noteworthy anymore

>>73436875
fat fucking CUNT

im 5'5" and 100kg

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>>73436876

>>73436824
how the fuck do they react so quickly
>>73436832
fuck off fat boy

>>73436646
180 cm, 78 kg

business idea: make a funny gif so people share it with their friends but secretly repeat the animation 3 times and on the 4th repeat add my willy

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>headphones broke
>ps4 pads won't connect to my ps4
>internets fucked
all in the space of 3 days
WHY

>>73436866
mate I'd bang your jawline so hard you'd spin round and take off like a helicopter

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>>73436797
>not swimming in a secluded brook in the country

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>>73436858

dont come to coventry if you dont want your jaw vaporised

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>girls are reading your posts RIGHT now and giggling about your funny gimmicks

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>>73436876
>shut it down

ah yes, the tough guys of /brit/

>>73436813
fantastic post

>>73436903
SOUND RETARD

*visits coventry and returns with jaw intact*

>>73436893
all muscle

>>73436939
shan't be believing this utter nonsense, I'm afraid

>>73436876
Then she's a bitch who does it for free hahaha

Los BritanicANOS

>>73436824
poor pigger on the left got hit by the trap :(

always thought posh towns like oxford and cambridge were rich and chav free

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>>73436699

/brit/ down the club on a friday night

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491417237941.webm

met my gf after impressing her with my /brit/ gimmicks

una vela

The Simpsons introduced me to this absolute banger of a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUQWamRNiY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLGAtvnMLU

>>73437002
arrr rook same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzGCFbQgKsc

post animals getting rekt
mad fun

might kick a dog next time i see one alone

Why do foreigners like the Simpsons more than Americans. Absolutely no millennials watches the Simpsons in the USA.

>>73437002
why the fuck did you link this you absolute fucking dunce, what the fuck is the matter with you? Leave now and don't even THINK about coming back you total gobshite

>>73437024
didn't bother listening to eithe rof them but I just wanted to say your taste in music is absolute shite and no one likes you

never post again unless you want your chin powderised

>>73436979
talk about upstaging the bride

>>73437045
paki

>>73436979
Girl who contours her face so much she looks like a figurine that's been over-glossed.

bogies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

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>>73437066
What!

>>73437045
Wooo! YooHoo!

>>73437041
old episodes were always on channel 4 here, great stuff

>>73437062
ggs you fuckin dickhead

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>all these eurokilometric Pascals in a /brit/ish thread

>>73437053
>t. weak chinned runt with nary a taste nor chin to begin with

Aye lets fuckin dance pal

>>73437108
Truly vile

Went outside today looking for a wife

Had no luck sadly

>>73436979
is this janny?

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comfy

not racist just hate muzzies

>>73437142
that building looks like a willy

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>no one likes you anon

STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!

>>73437129
bet you'd like that ya fucking bum boy

the only dancing is going to be my knuckles with your jaw and then my cock with your arsehole

"The" is an entirely useless word

>>73437158
state of your willy

>>73437151
*Saffiyah Khan laughing*

>>73437188
t. northerner

>>73437188
in russian we don't use it

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>>73436722
we used to knock over street cones

>>73436832
Is that Robbie Lewandowski?

>>73437188
In russian yes

where ya ass was at dog when niggas didn't need me

>>73437201
It's true
>>73437205
You have to go back
>>73437215
You have to go back

>>73437188
t. Linguistics professor from the University of Oxford with a PhD in the use of the definite article in the English language

>>73437162
I like you

>>73437227
нeт

Where can I find a wife?

hate slavs

proud of my phimotic willy

>>73437178
Yak yak yak. Might as well be a bird with all that talking.

*Teleports behind you*
*Obliterates yer arsehole with a phallic kamehameha*

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines

>>73437265
up my arse

>>73437277
I'm half anglo tbf

>>73436722
I used to throw apples at passing cars with the lads

love middle class russian girls me

>>73437265
Thailand

SENORITA

I FEEL FOR YOU

YOU DEAL WITH THINGS

THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO

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>>73437251

ah yes russian doing engineering at imperial

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>Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
>Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
>Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines

GOING T SHOPS BARBRA GOING T USE T CAR T GO T SHOPS BARBARA ORYT COCK PET LOVE

Don't the Russian oligarchs and millionaires send their children to live in London and spend loads of money there?

>>73436379
>that one climbing over it to bail
lmao

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>>73437296

Reminder that taking pride in your heritage is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE AND RACIST IN THIS DAY AND AGE.

Unless you're brown, then I shant be fucked to learn about your ways and just let you be.

have made 3 tuna mayo butties

>>73437351
yes

To prove my point i shall henceforth stike "the" from my vocabulary for foreseeable future

>>73437350
FILTH

business idea: english language reform

>>73437380
I don't understand, which word shan't you be using?

>>73437380
post under a trip so i can remind you when you make a mistake

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>Most recurrent word on each country's Wikipedia page

MICKD

>>73437265
strawberry field or a library

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>>73437324
you again?

>>73437430
>giving gookmoot my well earned wages
Shan't

>>73437444
i am here always and everywhere

>>73437308
weren't you just a right little just William

imagine being not cool

>>73437432
What is /eire/ like? I'm thinking of migrating to a new general as /brit/ is fucking awful.

>>73436985
>still here 2 years later

i really need to call it a day soon, might move to reddit or something trendy

>>73437432
>korea
d'awwww

fucking hate these vehicle captchas FUCK OFF

haтe Paddies who hate Slavs

>>73437493
legacy you mong

>>73436985
is that actually 190?

>>73437487
Used to be good. Now it's been flooded with anime paedos and some clique from Skype. Have you noticed the rise in Irish posters here? There's a reason for that

>>73437308
>I used to throw apples at passing cars with the lads
you could remove "the" from that sentence

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reminder that brendan didnt get a single part, even a minor or supporting part as a throwback, in the remake of his biggest franchise

>>73437511
what the fuck did you just call me you utter cunt? I don't recall asking for your fucking opinion you wanker, stop taking liberties

>>73437487
whats wrong with /brit/

>>73437487
These days due to animefags /eire/ is 10 times worse than /brit/

>>73437495
Get out of my country pavel

>>73437308
ah yes the noble traveller culture

>tfw you're an odd cunt with no mates

>>73437534
That is not me

>>73437541
It's not a remake though.

>>73437495
piss off back to Estonia

*Thefts you gypsyly*

Was standing next to a bunch of drunk students in McDonalds, the girl said to her mate let the man (me) go first.

I'm not that much older than them but the way they talked to me made me feel 40 tbqh.

>>73437308
used to steal pears and apples from the orchard when i was young with some m8s, always felt proper guilty about it but one time we got caught and the romanian fella didn't mind

fuck scotland

>>73437541
They're making a new Mummy film? There should be one where Brendan is the villain.

>>73437534
wrong

with lads = random lads
with the lads= your mates

>>73437602
>tfw the cinema cashier automatically gives you a teenage ticket even though you're 24

>>73437618
*puts my fingers in mine ears*

business idea: let /brit/ and /eire/ die, make /celt/ and /anglo/ instead

>>73437541
The Mummy is about an undead Egyptian wizard trying to take over to world and the weirdest part is the star's religion.

>>73437602
haha alri grandad

>>73437586
>Estonia
>slavs

>>73437613
Love Scots (the green ones). Like the English. Hate the northern Irish (the orange ones). Hate the welsh. Love going down for a celidih and Sean nos

>>73437667
so anglo would just be england right? I'm ok with that, although I think we should let the welsh in too

>>73437667
/brit/ came from anglosphere threads.

>>73437608
scrumping apples is i' u lidl scallywag

doing stand up comedy tomorrow, will start with my killer bit on shoes

>>73437492
do me a favor and post that smiling girl, big man.
also
>positive comment toward 'dit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBZiwzJ5Big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHefLnr3EsM

scots dont post any different to the english

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>>73437667
Business idea: combine both and start another empire but online

PI

>>73437719
*invades you and makes you a protectorate*

>>73437718
that's because i actually am english :)

Scalded dog runs away after being boiled alive

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>>73437732
reddit

>>73437718
got tae fuck

thought I would do a "have a wank then do something productive" but I've been on /brit/ for an hour after my wank

>>73437760
it's from the 'gram actually

>>73437687
I suppose. Although obviously Canadians, Yanks, Aussies and Kiwis will gravitate to it

>>73437698
Wasn't on /int/ back then

>>73437719
/brit/ is too cancerous for that

'ust 'een 'or 'n 'un

*grabs your bum*

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>>73437765
it's been a whole week since my first essay was due in and i've still not started thanks to you bellends

also im gonna hotglue captcha

>girl in co op calls me sir
fucking 21 years old ffs

*shits into your hand*

toilets over there mate, just drop it off will you

*gestures*

bbc news have really been pushing this smiling woman at edl rally photo but I haven't seen anyone else talk about it

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The Louis theroux documentary where those "preppers" were afraid UN peacekeepers would come and kill them was bizarre

I'm the Milton Jones of /brit/

>>73437842
*rubs it in your face*

you love it

*bluetooths you h2o ft platnum 'whats it gonna be'*

Business idea: Establish a caliphate after saving up my bennies

>>>/trv/1235468

good goyim

Is there life on MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>being productive after a wank
Who even believes this to be possible? Everyone gets sleepy after blowing

>>73437852
the pope likes cats. he's a cataholic

>>73437850
its FEMA they need to be worried about

>>73437845
there's probably an obese purple haired SJW in a management poosition breathing down everyone's neck
that's why they occasionally push out a load of stuff on feminism, or islam, or what have you, in batches

at least that's how i image it

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need to do washing up

Can you hwarme major tom

>>73437908
Reddit

>>73437928
don't really 'need' to though do you

>>73437933
hello, yes, this is tom XD FUCK that was a good one

Anyone ever had a fart that also massaged their prostate???

H

>>73437886
>going on /trv/

why

>>73437959
yes

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>>73437858
*teleports behind you*

Ordering my beer glasses for the THIRD time because they were damaged in transit the first two times. Should have had them Sunday but will now have to wait until Wednesday assuming it doesn't happen again absolutely FUMING I am

amazon has to sort its fucking shit out and package them the fuck properly

Much doge
Such woofs

this kiwi is a fucking professional, i have no fucking clue how he does it

>>73437986
got a feeling this is another one of your long-term gimmicks. got a feeling you're xbox in denmark lad and lung cancer lad.

>>73437986
Why do you want them

>>73437994
stale moldy old meme
not very tasty

>>73437850
Is that an old episode? Haven't watched a Louis Theroux show for yonks

business idea: fist the gf's bum until she prolapses

>>73438009
autism is one hell of a drug

>>73437935
milton jones told me that joke when I met him in wolverhampton

*woofs at you*
*jumps on you and licks you*

just finished wanking to some awful filth. not feeling best pleased with myself tbph

business idea: wales

I got the Complete Edition Of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD right here. And i fucking hate brits. AMA.

>>73438027
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Need a wank but haven't washed my dildo lads

Do I chance it?

cool yeah mate i'm really interested

(inner monologue: when will this wanker stop talking!?)

>>73438066
question #1

is it funny?

>>73438090
why would you wank your dildo? seems a bit pointless

>>73438058
don't get why people do this

I wank up to 5 times a day and it's always to standard issue lesbian porn, with the possible inclusion of mild feet related activites.

>>73438090
VERY angry about this post

>>73438090
I had some reddit breakfast (crumpets and tea) and the crumpies were 2 days out of date but they were absolutely fine. I believe the same rules apply to sex instruments

>>73438025
He's a hipster

>>73438121

It's going up my bum you bloody pillock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

it's time for your daily primus

giving my dildo a blowjob

*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off?!?!

>>73438090
very troublesome post
very pooey