/cum/

>No hijab
She is a whore.

post cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=dARJJxMjqwc

Glory to Iran

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>good
>muslim
>woman

My mom is a good catholic woman

Really don't like brown people lads

supporting the canadian thread

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>>good
>>muslim
>>woman

>>73432322
>>73432385
Post 310 was reached after an minute's

https://youtu.be/8Q4dIGDrcrQ

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>>>good
>>>shit
>>>post

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>>73432322

How to know if a female got good genes?

>>73432445
>no hijab
Not a good muslim woman

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smoking myself a marijuana cigarette right now

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I swear.. If I see anymore shit posts...

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>Canada
>not cute and lewd

>>73432518
jump off a bridge you dumb fucking shit stain

>>73432509
you'll do what fall down the stairs hahahahaha faggo t

>>73432544
good post

Canada: a nation of drug users and homosexuals

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>tfw /pol/fag tricked me into going downtown to sit in on a trial that never happened


open court was still a cool experience though i watched two trials

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>>73432558
>>73432544
w-why???

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>>73432502
>flag
>isis supporter
everytime

Girl keeps texting me but I don't really want to talk to her. I'm thinking about just not responding anymore.

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it's snowing right now buds

not a fan. want to plant my fucking garden

SHART

Keep texting this loser so he doesnt feel bad but he isnt responding, I can't believe he's that timid

>look into gregarious black female cashier's eyes
>she smiles and says "those eyes"
>smile back and stare at my feet the rest of the interaction

dont people know i cant take a compliment? sheesh

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>>73432550
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73432635
bee nice

>tfw not responding to a text
god i'm such a timid loser

>>73432679
>timid
I'm one of the few extroverts in /cum/ according to that 16 Personalities thing desu

>>73432692

emily!

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>>73432690
>black female
Yeah I would rather look at my feet too

>>73432692
He really looks like the male version of Emily.

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people always say I need to smile more
makes me want to fucking punch them

extrovert scum need to fucking die

>>73432727
pretty sure you interact with more black people than me on a weekly basis budster

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I'm glad you needed to look at a horoscope to tell if you're outgoing or not

>>73432750
you should smile more

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>>73432750
You need to smile more.

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>>73432726
>>73432733
Not really.
>>73432774
I took it because other people were taking it. I don't even remember which one I got.

>>73432768
Depends, when I'm in Boston yes because they have all the african refugees working the cafeteria

>>73432750
>>73432765
amazing posts
>>73432780
>>73432783
further proof euros need to get the fuck outta cum

not a big fan of canada's hostility

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>>73432605
>>73432710
*hugs*
Don't worry.

>>73432639

was snowing here today as well

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FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD

>>73432788
stop posting this uglywhoreslut bitch

>>73432602
So he was lying? Lame

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*blocks your path*
You can only go through if you smile and give me a hug, anon!

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>New Brunswick
Why are you here?

>>73432261
>>73432445

Atheist: can't date muslim qts

Muslim: can date muslim qts

Why should I not convert to Islam this very second?

>>73432989
females are worthless

I talked to an Arab girl today who was pale and had light skin.

>>73432955
>*returns to apartment*
>*orders pizza*

>>73432989
muslim women smell bad

need a gf

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>females are worthless

>>73432939
Where you in the thread? Im not sure if he was lying desu, on the docket there was a french-canadian on trial for 8 different criminal charges at the time he specified. But when i went to the courthouse everything was scrambled and i ended up sitting through 2 unrelated trails

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>>73432989
There are literally zero reasons not to convert, you're missing out on over a billion women by choosing not to be muslim

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What did you say about Muslim women, kuffar?

>>73433040
I read it after it was archived

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reminder that muslims come from North York, Toronto, Ontario

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>muslim women smell bad

>>73433104
> over a billion women
Implying you have to convert. Also that's a billion times oneitis.

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>>73433118
TSUJ

The power gained from unJUSTing is incomprehensible though

>there are people in this very thread who have never had a woman flirt with them

She just prefers white uncircumcised cocks.

>>73433194
kys chad

>>73433194
roo

>>73433104
Isn't Islam just a sequel of Christianity (Like Christianity is a sequel to Judaism)? I don't think it'll be hard for me to convert.

The jews won't let me have a gf, what do

feeling sad again

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>>73433235
Whoops sorry

>>73433194
Well I often flirt with girls unconsciously. But I receive it as a threat.

>>73433194
pretty pathetic desu, even I've had that happen

>>73433234
Christianity is a sequel of Judaism while Islam is a spin-off that took a lot of ideas from Christianity.

>>73433264
it's oops, not whoops
Dumbass

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ummm

don't know where you cunts are even finding people to talk to

>>73433112
Me soon

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>>73433263
Do you reside in Virginia or SC? I'm going to be in Charlottseville for a month this summer

It's not my fault I was born with a facial deformity

>It's not whoops
Stupid Dane. Go have sex with a pig.

>>73433320
What did she mean by this?

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>>73432989
its very depend of kind of atheist

>>73433349
good post

>kind of want to go down to the liquor store and pick up gin after a long day of work
>but remember that I drank a bunch last week too

What do?

>>73433328
Well just talk with them. I talk to a lot of old people in public.

>>73433320
wtf is wrong with white woman nowadays?

>>73433397
no

>>73433333
i'll probably be in va this summer

anyway charlotsville took down their lee statue, traitorous scum

>>73433410
This is what happens when women don't get enough of my dick, thoughts?

>>73433391
drink more obviously
>>73433436
that's what happens after they get mine

@73433366
Fuck you and go fuck a horse you stupid canadian

>>73433361
I'm kinda spooked now
The guy next to me in the computer lab is reading this guys wiki page rn

>>73433436
Counterpoint: pure chaste muslim woman don't act like retards

>>73433419
Robert E. Lee was one of the best military leaders in American history and was against secession. Why do people keep treating him like a symbol of racism? He was just loyal to his state.

[reply 73433468] suck my cock you autistic nigger[/reply]

>>73433476
Your face don't act like retards because you're a nigger faggot dumb fucking chink leaf assnigger dog raping bootlicking tardmongling dick for brains shitwipe

Denmark anon is just a proxy fag right?

not even going to put your post number. F*ck off
*farts on you*

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>I'm from California

>>73433472
start reading georgian cuisine page

Where's kraut?

*plops you on your neck*

the longer im alive the more i wonder how society can function 2bh. these niggas out here b fuckin crazy

*sharts in your mouth*

could clobber all of you

*stares at you from the ground*
*gives you the middle finger*

>>73433577
taiwan
remember to report all "taiwanese" posts

*poos on your doorstep*
Whoops

>>73433527
No
>>73433577
Taiwan. He was on earlier

*lights a bag of dog poo on fire and leaves it at your doorstep*
Haha

Wow what happened here? I ended up in a war zone.

>Whoops
*Corrects you*
oops

>>73433579
Never post again.
>>73433598
Never post again.
>>73433602
Never post again.
>>73433606
Never post again.
>>73433644
Never post again.
>>73433673
Never post again.

>>73433577
He's a racist fuck him

>>73433706
fuck off nigger

*posts again*

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This is aids

>>73433706
>fuck him
why are canucks so fucking lewd?

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soon

>>73433772
*audibly barfs*

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>>73433752
yeah i know..

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>>73433752
t. person who actually has aids

*stares at canada from afar*

>>73433772
>141 fucking leaves

>>73433772
nice flag design

abysmal threads today. I shall take a sleep and see you chaps later.

>be Paha Sapa
>have Human immunodeficiency virus infection and acquired immune deficiency syndrome

*throws a spitball at america then hides*

>>73433692
Never post again

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why are danes so cute?

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Replies

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>>73433868
@73433960
I don't have aids

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>>73434014
i dunno, i waas just born that way

>>73434044
Girls knowing how to do that is why sluts are a good thing.

>>73434014
Why are the Dutch not cute!??

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r8 the rice

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This guy comes up to you and tells you italians are white, your response?

>>73434257
HA HA

>>73434270
Northern Italians are white. Southern Italians are not.

>>73434266
>dock and task bar
solid 2/10

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>>73434279
*sad *cries in despair*

The sun shines in the bedroom when you play,
And the raining always starts when you go away.

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>>73434296

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>>73434296
Neither are 2bh

>tfw I'm half not white
Feels good, cumskins. Can't wait for us nonwhites to rule the world.

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>>73434470
Haha you're an ugly nigger

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>>73434470
By non-white.... you mean italian, right?

>>73434470
fuck off Anthony

>>73434547
Yes.
>>73434533
Dumb Moor

>>73434547
Pussy_in_a_box.jpg

>>73434586
WTF!!!

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>>73434572
how are pic related not white
literally as shiny as freshly precipitated snow

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>>73434572
umad NIGGER lol

>>73434614
Anyone from south of Umbria and northern Lazio is not white.

>>73433121
kek

*torches Toronto again*
You're welcome, Leafs.

Go Back To Where You Came From.

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>>73434799
from what was resolved last night you are in no position to attack MATO

>>73434470

Every country (even traditionally insular ones like China) are becoming more and more multicultural.

This view that it'll be whites vs nonwhites is too black and white and does not match what's happening in reality

>>73434830
What is this autism?

Talk shit about me again and I'll plicate your fucking spine.

>>73434858
It's not autism. It's a result of a rapidly spreading fungus within Greater Bucks indoor crop facilities to feed its burgeoning population now approaching 80 million. It was discovered by Dr. Howart Mills, a senior researcher at the Bucks Agriculture Institute, that outdoor crops are extremely hardy against the fungus. To prevent starvation, Greater Bucks seized Ohio for farmland.

I wanna go home but my love gets me through

>>73434938
No, it's autism.

Love is a Jewish invention.

Hospitals are fukcing boring
Been watching two hours of Canadian border security

>>73434975
The ruling to invade Ohio was a highly contested issue among the highest officials in the Bucks government, but it was ultimately deemed necessary for the survival of the Bucks people. Autism exists in very low amounts within the Bucks government. The ruling was made purely out of pragmatism.

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>>73434270
>>73434404
Get a load of these Finooks

A U T I S M

I want to learn ebonics, what's the best resource for this? duolingo is racist

mia khalifa

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>Love is a Jewish invention.

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>jews celebrate running away

>>73435103
Get brain damage and you'll become fluent in ebonics.

>>73434960
>>73435028
>>73435037
>>73435063
>>73435103
>>73435121
stupid ass senseless posts
delet this

>>73435103
get a black gf or bf

>>73435037
did they stop the bad guys?

>>73435166
they are the bad guys

>>73435187
This. Borders are not real and those who "protect" them are agents of those who oppress us.

If your in uni/college and not buying the textbook exam bank online and not getting 4.0s i feel bad for you ahahaha

>>73435218
are you saying this so you can have cheaper workers to mow your lawn?

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>/cum/ is a mess
>/dixie/ is full of Brits and next to no Southerners
>/midwest/ is in limbo
Life is pain

why do we go to college

>>73435218
I respect the sanctity of borders, but not any border that stops God's favorite people from crossing at their pleasure.

>>73435166
They mostly let they people go and just seize shit unless it's drugs
Otoh my dong has been fondled more the past few days than the entirety of my life. Just had some qt azn from infectious diseases touc it :3

>>73435243
No, it's because I'm a good person and want to share the first world's wealth with the poor and oppressed peoples of the third world.

>>73435151
I'm tired and I'm weak but I'm strong for you

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>mfw no american bf to ravage my boipucci

>>73435262
because unless you've written some sick programs in high school, you're going to have to show companies you have the qualifications

>>73435288
touch it where?

>>73435351
I do declare dibs on you

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Any minority bros here?

Pic is me

>>73435351

post pucci

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>>73435351
I think new mexico is brimming with hormones

>>73435412
I am white, and therefore a minority in this thread

>>73435365
what if you don't want to do either of those things

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Why do i masturbate before i go to the gym if i know it will hinder my performance? Am i an addict /cum/

>>73435440
well... what are you majoring in?

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who /easter/ here?

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>>73435412
Ayy what up, how do we kill all cumskins?

>>73435466
nothing
i want to drop out

>>73435495
Have a backup plan. Are you thinking about doing a trade?

>>73433876
>counting all that
Hello autism

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>>73435379
You can't do that! It's not fair!~

>>73435416
Don't want to get banned because Janny doesn't like bp ;-;

>>73435417
I wonder if he would empty his balls into my tight boibutt~^^

going to kamiak bute later. who wants pics?

>>73435434
I want to die
>>73435434
I want to die
>>73435434
I want to die
>>73435434

Pretty big fan of thicc latinas buds

>>73435471
I thought Americans didn't celebrate Easter.

>>73435523
post it on /soc/ and cross link it.

>>73435512
i have no plans

>>73435378
All over bb

>>73435579
why would she touch your shaft

the cancer goes in the testes

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>>73435544
you were misinformed

Fucking hate Drumpf, buds. I truly do.

Fuck Drumpf.

>>73435575
interested in changing majors? maybe you should just lie down and rest and think things through whenn you have more energy

Shan't be dignifying the homosexuals by responding to them.

fuck

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I am going to get her number

I just need to be patient and wait for an opening then I'll strike

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>>73435523

just link it then!

>>73435622
This, he's scaring the muslim qts

>tfw not a sociopath but relate to very few people

>>73435535
me too, people keep making cancer spinoffs from /cum/

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Back from class and it just started raining buds

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So the hicks left again?

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>>73435778
It just started raining here too
It's so wet

i honestly don't care

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Me

>the reason Montreal poster calls me a sociopath is because he himself is one

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ITS RAINING ITS POURING THE OLD MAN IS SNORING

i love tto gobble cum

>>73435819
*hisses at you*

>>73435834
and the young white stud is fucking his wife

>>73435836
Feminine or masculine cum?

>>73435833
But i've loved, been loved and also felt bad when I shot a song bird when I was 12. Haven't killed an animal since (besides pests)

Checkmate.

>murder-suicide school shooting at san bernardino elementary
HOW DO THE CALIFORNIANS DO IT?

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>243 posts
>no taytay
For shame!

Is Cascadia just a conspiracy for americans to annex the best part of Canada?

>>73435535
Paha no.

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>>73435544
I can't remember the last time I've actually "celebrated" a holiday.

Does that make me uncultured?

>>73435599
Gotta move it out the way
Then she rubbed the bottom and asked it burned or hurt

>feeling bad when you shoot birds

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>>73435791
who you callin a hick mr I'm too lazy to get reddit flags but I still want everyone to know who I am and I also have a lot of roomates and hate sport games

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>Haven't killed an animal since (besides pests)

>>73435894
she's a good christian woman

>>73435922
I felt proud when I brain'd a pigeon using my air rifle. But you dont kill songbirds, they're beautiful

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Guess who got a 100% on her math exam?
ME

I kicked cancer's butt!

Told my qt therapist about /cum/ today and the role its played in shaping me as a person
Wonder if she's browsing right now

>>73435971
Please do not post about me.

>>73435944
>he doesn't have to clear varmints from his property

soft

>>73435922
I shot one with a bb gun and it just started spazzing out on the ground so I stabbed it a bunch of times

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>>73435967
>tfw failed

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>>73436010

>tfw I will never be an anime villian

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>>73435997
Apologies

>>73436004
You sound like an asshole desu but at least you put it out of its misery

>>73435971
that's stupid. there's no way you did this and even if you did there's know way you'd call me cute on here so yeah..

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>>73436031
>tfw i'll never be Fist of Flames

don't understand people who want to end an animal's life

>>73435905
Paha yes.

feeling decidedly uncomfy

>>73435927
>Thinks 4/3 is a lot
>Doesn't realize Namefagging is simpler and has more shitpost power
>unironically enjoys watching Football and NASCAR
Go back to filling up your flatbed with water to make a pool, Cletus.

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>>73436100
lol fgt

>>73436100
Me neither. But i have to kill pigeons and field mice that invade my country house

hello /cum/ (lol)! my friend told me this is her favorite chatroom. I'm not sure I get it exactly, but there's some funny stuff on here!!!! my name is mary and i am looking forward to making lots of new friends!

>>73436160

where you can do this.

looks cool.

>only idiots appreciate sports

sure sign of an insecure runt that is not only a brainlet but also physically weak

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>>73436165
hi mary

>>73436160
those poor guys ;_;

>>73436165
>>>/b/

>>73436165
Anybody who writes a food blog will tell you it's not just about writing about food! Sometimes one of your readers will "throw down" a challenge and it's up to the food blogger to meet that challenge.

About 8 months back I was challenged to eat all my meals one day with utensils and any one who knows me will realize that as a busy Mom, there's going to be a "take out" meal that day especially when I'm picking up my hubby and my mixed brood from school and getting them to their after school activities.

Well the fast food that day of the challenge was one of your more well known hamburger places and darn it if I didn't eat my "burger" with a knife and fork. The kids couldn't stop laughing (you know how kids are) and I did draw more than a few amused stares in the hamburger restaurant including a gal from my Yoga class!

The verdict? Hamburgers might be meant to be finger food, but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork. And you also learn that the term "blogger" sometimes entails teaching your kids a lesson about keeping to your word when you lose a wager.

So good eating to all!

Once when I was younger, I caught a squirrel in a live trap with the intention of killing and eating it but after seeing how fearful it was I had to release it

I don't think I could ever harm a squirrel anymore. They are one of my favorite animals now

Feral hogs are scum.

how do i respond to pms

>>73436245
this is a good boy

>>73433194
Just you the rest of us regularly wet our tips.

>>73436261
you need to get a 4chan pass

>>73436151
I thought you had five? how big of a place?
I only like baseball.
>he doesn't realize putting a sprinkler under a trampoline is the superior form of hot weather relaxation

>>73436196
All over the south, feral hogs are a problem there.

>>73436258
that's not a very nice thing to say about your mother

my roommate farted in the room, turned off the fan, and left

this is a violation of the NAP, I have grounds to murder him now

>>73436160
its like T2 with hogs
>>73436261
replying is a 4chan Gold feature

>>73436295
I'll show you a feral hog
*unzips dick*

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>>73436091
You're lucky

>>73433234
Islam and Christianity are technically both Jewish cults. Mormons are a Christian cult.

I like your story 17:54:56 No. 73436228

what is b? what is a 4chan pass

why don't you people set a username?

>>73436203
I curl 35, plus muscles don't matter when the other man has a gun

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>"my favorite animals aren't the genus corvus"

>>73436315
Mormonism is a cult of a christian cult

If my mom ever found out about 4chan she would be disgusted

>>73436330
my username got stolen by a nigger

>>73436196
I know people who do that in Georgia
they also hunt alligators but in Florida

Once I met a guy who killed a feral hog with a spear, or so he claimed

>>73436261
You use a tampon in preparation for the storm

I'm literally the product of a lab experiment gone wrong. My father, whose existence has been classified, was a successful Eurasian-primal beast hybrid whose sperm was artificially inseminated into my Circassian mother during one of the late Soviet human-ape hybridization experiments. My father's birth was possible as a result of an international team of word-class scientists and researchers employed by Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov discovering fossilized blood and skin cells on the fragmentary thigh, arm and jawbones of an unknown and early hominin species that lived in the Caucuses region. This hominin's sequenced genome had an above-average correspondence to my grandmother's (an involuntary subject) DNA, which contained a phenotypic reproductive mutation with high germline mutation heritability- allowing for effective cross-fertilization by growing the hominin skin cells into mature sperm for artificial insemination.
I've escaped captivity as a result of the unforeseen inheritance of my mother's M1 and M3 gene networks. I've lived in obscurity for the majority of my days. I can do nothing else. Next time you think you have it bad, think again.

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Finished my home theater, about to watch this on it.
If only I had a qt to watch it with...

keeeek

>>73436333
>lifts weights
>doesnt play sports

bigger runt than i thought

>>73436287
No there was 5 of us.
3 guys and 2 girls
2 of us are aspie
4 are not normalshits (we all browse 4chan, although I'm the only one on /int/)
1 is normie, but he left

I would go to the gym but I don't own any gym clothes and don't know where I would buy any
I could find some shorts from middle school best case

played baseball when I was 9
my whole team hated me because I was so terrible

>>73436446
>2 aspie girls you aren't raping RIGHT NOW

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>>73436367
This is an old shitpost from July when I had amphetamine psychosis FYI. Just came across it now while looking through my external HDD
Thank goodness I don't write autistic shit like this anymore. And I still have plenty of others like it backed up.

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>>73436462
>>73436462
New

>>73436468
I'm sure you were fine lad :)

>>73436468
I had the same experience

>>73436445
I never said I don't PLAY sports, I just play in the yard for fun, as well as occasionally bike/skateboard. Sports beyond that are fucking pointless tbqh