/brit/

NONCE edition

>>73425762
me on the pic

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*blocks your path*

she is 14

dead general?

Boxing is far and away the most barbaric of the martial "arts"

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>>73427472

man in denmark might go to jail for painting his house the wrong colour

*breakdances into the thread*

Man is the animal

*disintegrates*

anime butts drive me nuts

need a bf

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>>73427472
a dead general you say?

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can't be socially humiliated if you never leave the house

>>73425762

this is not halal

BIG

>>73428348
It's more of a sport than a martial art, though practicing it translates to great self-defence.

I for one still find compare the meerkat adverts amusing
do you get it? the joke is that meerkat sounds somewhat like market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX8G-thRylQ

get up

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susan

>>73428388

wow you're right

never thought of it like that before

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my tumblr gfs

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The cat

Why are capital cities universally the worst places in all of existence?

>Jeremy Corbyn pledges to increase minimum wage to £10 per hour

does make me think

What are you supposed to say when a runt asks what team I support? Couldn't care less about your runtball Manchester whatever club

>>73428422
Judo or wrestling are better and you don't risk mangling your face or permanent brain damage. Even kickboxing has way fewer blows to the head.

need a yank bf
applications now open
brits, leafs or aussies need not apply

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>>73428468

>liking shit animals

>>73428461
Hate the chest tattoo meme

>>73428358
I guess people here don't really give a fuck about ice skating?

I don't know.

Check our medal count in the real olympics that people actually care about though

>>73428468
meeeeeeeeooooooooOOOOOWWWWWWWW

>>73428475
because you're a provincial runtoid who should remain in his reservation

>>73428480
grimsby town

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>>73425762
Why is Hotaru so shit?
She ruined Boris Johnson's haircut!

>>73428499
You better be a grill

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dont think I want to try spice

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4397316/Horror-movie-footage-homeless-Spice-addicts.html
also, the fucking state of this country

>>73428468
>eye reflection
doxxed

monkman completely fucked it for his team

fucking idiot

Saw an episode of Weakest link once where the question asked about "...Weston Super-___?"

And the contestant answered "Weston Super-Market."

raising the minimum wage solves nothing

>>73428366
>atheist prayers

>>73428545
Greater London

>>73428546
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

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>when you're watching a movie with your mum and a sex scene comes on

>>73428461

left has a mustache

delet this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-lFAduYgXs
>tfw no qt daughter to prank

>>73428499
Are you cute?

I love chechens nowadays

Broadchurch time

So I've got one (1) bird in the match queue on bumble

Do i have to wait for this bint to talk to me then?

>>73428536

what's the appeal of it? must be way cheaper than weed?

Tim is fascinatingly bad at playing the guitar.

>>73428643
Yeah m8, kind of the whole point innit

>>73428642
kek

*raises the minimum wage*

>>73428603
What a piece of shit normie meme

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>>73428366

>[prays in atheist]

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How did the USSR manage to fuck up their economy so much? Had fuck all growth compared to the free market world

>>73428603
>when you're watching a 'fowars with Eddie Bravo and a physic interdimensional nonce vampire scene comes on

*abolishes the minimum wage*

>>73428625
i'd bet money this is north carolina

>>73428694
statist economic planning doesn't work

Addiction isn't real

Absurd to call it a medical illness

>>73428630
bare cute la

*makes slightly over minimum wage*
ah yes

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Was out running and came across a group of degenerates sat in a circle smoking weed right on the footpath
The day of the rope cant come soon enough

Jesus Christ is it ALL women on /brit/ tonight?

Welcome to the Pizza Hut half time Geico show brought to you by Volkswagen sponsored by Verizon

>>73428366
I was watching an interview with her and Peter Hitchens the other night where she goes into some Game of Thrones analogy trying to describe the migrant crisis with everybody in the studio having a vaguely disgusted look on their face throughout.

>>73428759
did you run around them?

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rolling a spliff

>>73428694
isolationist communism and hiring people to dig holes only to hire people to fill them in just to say you have 0% unemployment doesn't work

i know, it's shocking

>>73428759
me on the right

>>73428694
basic economics is the bane of every communist

kenny mollog

>speaking to uncle about brexit
>says he is voting to get rid of the paki rapists and niggers
>explain to him those have nothing to do with the eu
>tells me i have been tricked by propaganda
>point out they all come from the commonwealth
>he says the commonwealth is australia and canada so they're alright
>can not comprehend all the african and asian shitholes are also commonwealth countries
>ask him to vote remain so we keep getting white immigrants
>says once we leave we can have a whites only policy

True working class hero.

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>>73428819

>watching any advertising whatsoever

Third eye status: cauterised

>>73428694
Farm collectivisation failed so much they still relied on yank and European grain to keep them alive lmao

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>>73428819

hope there's some spice in there lad

>>73428744
what about physical withdrawal

cheesecake is life

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business idea: government subsidized wages

got a keychain but don't have keys or anything to put it on (electronic lock, no car)

Joe Rogan x Alex Jones podcast was the greatest piece of broadcasting in the last 20 years

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>>73428603

>when it's a scene that is just hardcore pornography without full-frontal nudity
>when you're visiting your whole extended family watching TV in the living room while sups is being made and a fucking ED commercial plays

>2017
>not bunning a cheeky zoot of spice

>>73428803
Yes, there were too many of them to have a go 2bh

>>73428861
I never watch TV much and always use adblock so I've been insulated from most ads for a while

whenever I do end up watching tv for whatever reason it feels so surreal, idk how people actually do it.
it also makes me realise that even sitting on 4chan all day is not nearly as bad as watching tv

>>73428536
future's turning out to be cyberpunk is fuck fgm

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>>73428855

>>73428907
It was greater than Orson welles war of the worlds 2bh

>>73428928
pussy

>>73428907
shame about that utter spastic 3rd guy

>>73428907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

REALLY made me think

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>>73428875
>spice

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>>73428536
The spice must flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q__g0tgC2wE&list=LLhl3vgsp5JnPwMSi_TXBiyw

>>73428917
second one, dont want open casket 2bh

really hate Devon

>>73428917
he'd wear pants like the one on the right

Business Idea: Weston Supermarket.

>>73428977
screaming uncontrollably

gimmick revival idea: "did the man kick the football??"

>>73429001
the first one would your forehead out and the 2nd would blow the back of your head out...

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>>73428977

ffs I'm shitposting in so many threads on different boards I can't keep track of who I'm trying to trick any more

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>>73428536
>that Islamic call to prayer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SopVv2JDns

>>73429014
wtf i hate cheshire now

>>73428461
Award winning personalities, I'm sure.

>>73429075
fuck that's what I meant
dunno just find it really weird being dead and all these people around you crying, like fuck leave me alone im dead

>>73428536

manny on the map

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>>73428977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgREVykFKXg

>>73428975
DUDE CHECK OUT BUZZ ALDRIN ON INSTAGRAM BRO

>>73429130
Fat lass detected.

>>73428536
it's the chinese flooding the UK with it. Thing is, it's been allowed to circulate for long enough now that lots of people are addicted and there's a massive demand for it. Even if it gets banned, fucking shady gooks will still ship it over here and it'll be sold illegally, because of the demand.
>>73428661
it's way cheaper than weed, and the effects are way more intense. i've never smoked the stuff. i've seen videos of peole smoking it and then puking blood or bleeding out their face. i think if you smoke high enough dose it's like chemically endused schizeophrenia for a period of time.

this woman makes me so calm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL5rtONI4nc

i instantly feel all my muscles relax when she starts talking

>>73428252
How many times are you going to post this fucking shit graph, you tedious paki bellwhiff?

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booked my flights to the spice islands

having pasta for din

>>73428385
What's this genre of frog meme called?

>>73429014
why?

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made me think

>>73428977
Stunning

>>73428977
deus ex soundtrack was fire

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8kZ3HfeqtA

I don't mind if you forget me
Having learned me lesson
I never left an impression on anyone

might eat a microwave sponge pudding looool

>>73429240
That's what I wanna know. We're breddy based if you ask me.

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>>73428252
black death and ww1?

>>73429252
michiel van den bos is a genius

he did age of wonders 1 and some of unreal tournament as well

Post your top 3 Joe Rogan podcasts

>>73428977
hahahahahahahaha how does someone that believes this end up as a trump supporter

>>73428603
I hate this feel. Almost impossible to avoid post-watershed.

Think I'll stick K-ON! on't telly next time.

>year 2020: england is plagued by addiction to spice, a synthetic drug, shortly after the european union collapses

any other good worldbuilding ideas for the cyberpunk novel i'm writing?

>>73429281
Oh don't go cut yourself again, I was only kidding about the fat lass thing.

want these runtelstiltskins out of my thread

>>73429303
Alexander Brandon did most of Deus Ex

>>73429292

Yep. You can also see the Civil wars at 1640 and the Irish famine

year 2017: yanks fuck off

>>73429324
Alex Jones
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Dan Bilzerian

>>73429329
by thinking everyone in power is evil and seeing how badly they tried to keep trump out

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When black people go after real racists, brands drag their feet. When white people invoke the mythical "reverse racism" they're all up in it

>>73429405
FOY

>>73428536
have a friend from school who died from it, legitimately more dangerous than most class a drugs

>>73429324
doug stanhope & joey diaz where doug is on mushrooms
first louis theroux one
idk probably one of the bert kreischers

Should I pursue a career in facilities management?

>>73429417
you'd think these inter dimensional super beings could arrange a cheeky assassination

>>73429419
>20 million Africans

Lel. This number gets bigger and bigger

>>73429419
why not ask for examples that are not either 500 years old or involving niggers (pretty much the same thing)

reminder to take your vitamin

>>73429495
a field full of opportunities

almost as good as machine operating

What bullshit text should I open with to this girl I kissed Saturday night?

>>73429324

>THAT'S FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!
Bill Burr
Doug Stanhope
Joey Diaz
Brian Regan
Artie Lange

>THAT'S SO CRAZY!
Alex Jones
David Choe
Joey Diaz
Milo Yiannopoulous
Wim Hof
Russell Brand
Andrew Dice Clay
Gavin McInnes
Roseanne Barr

>WOW THAT'S FASCINATING!
Graham Hancock
Duncan Trussell
Randall Carlson
Louis Theroux
Dan Carlin
Sam Harris
Jordan Peterson
Brian Cox
Scott Adams
Rupert Sheldrake
Ceara Lynch
Rhonda Patrick
Christopher Ryan

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>tfw going home to Manchester this Friday
You lads want anything?

>>73429292
Christ Ireland would literally be in the tens of millions if they only learnt how to fish (in the ocean completely surrounding them)

IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Caitlyn Jenner reveals she HAS now undergone gender reassignment surgery because she was 'tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398858/Caitlyn-Jenner-underwent-gender-reassignment-surgery.html

>>73429324
Shame how few brits know about his podcast, I always ask people about it IRL and they never know what im talking about

WINNER!
APPLE PIE
OR
SUNDAE

>>73429550
slaaaaaaayy

was looking at a job in london earlier lids
howmuch would i unironically need to earn to have an alright life there

>>73428536
legalise weed and spice will vanish from the streets

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@73429541

>>73429550
YAAAAAAAAASS QUEEN

>>73429573
£25k for a decent life if you're happy to flatshare and save no money. Rorkes will say you need more, but it's not true.

having a think about my continued lack of gf

>>73429541
>Ceara Lynch
that one's fucking disgusting

>>73425762
Good edition

Posted from my ipad

>>73429573
just do your best

>>73429578
no it wont. i till think weed should be legal, but it wont get rid of spice as much as it wont get rid of heroin or crack

side note:

post links to good post-op tranny porn please

>>73429544

meet me outside Dawsons and ill cave your skull in

>>73429620
lyon or paris?

>>73429541
H A T
A
T

>£25k for a decent life

queasing

>>73429611
what if i don't want a flatshare and want to save money , don't mind commuting up to an hour

>POOSENAL

>>73429573
30k minimum to be self sufficient
You can get by on lke 25k if you live like a runt

>>73429637
'yon

might get a rice cooker

the future gf
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/KristenTheGamer

>>73429622
Haven't actually heard that one. I've heard maybe 80% of those. The rest were suggested by /tv/ after I posted it (a few times) in various Rogan threads there.

sucking a nigger

What's the starter point for Joe Rogan? I'm not watching all 900.

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ah yes, trannies

>>73429553
walk around with a primal kettlebell and a copy of graham hancock's fingerprints of the gods
joe fans will flock to you

ah fuck wish id watched the ball kicking men now

thread just got a lot more diverse

>>73429687
bit gay

I'd honestly just be happy to win £50k in the lottery just so I can get a really solid deposit on an American house so all I have to worry about is working part time to afford to pay for food and shit

>>73428376
T. A jew

>>73429687
show arsehole

>>73429650
t. Rorke

>>73429652
Then you'll need at least £30k, more than that if you want to eat out regularly, go on nights out regularly, etc. Commuting doesn't actually make that much of a difference desu, because what you save in rent you just pay back in train fares (and you waste ~2hrs per day on the train). Only benefit of doing so is you might eventually be able to afford a house outside of London, whereas the best you can ever hope for in London itself is an apartment.

>>73429673
underrated city

>>73429714
>become american
>get shot

>>73429695
I only listen ironically though

>>73429689
start with the best - Alex Jones.
Then just scroll through until you see a guest name you recognize or think could be interesting

Why do Rorkes get so up in arms about Jews?

Jews have made contributions to science, medicine and technology as well as the field of politics and sociology whereas you sit on a computer doing all day doing fuck all

if i made £18-19k in london would i starve or would i just have a more boring life?

>>73429742
hmmmmm maybe in a few years then

>>73429726
i dont get it

>>73429726
just got this

heh

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Me and the lads enjoying a day of horse racing

>>73429726
>chucks __uck and ___uck
what was it /brit/?

>>73429726
patrician

>>73429774
computer all day*

>>73429774
oh honey, you know so little

>>73429689
Pick someone you know from >>73429541 and would like to hear being forcibly engaged in stoner talk for 4 hours.

Ask me about something

>>73429726
I enjoy daytime /tv/

bowl of cereal and a few babybels for dinner lads

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>why yes, i do indeed enjoy the mumblings of mr joseph rogan

BACK IN MY DAY 'SPICE' MEANT A BAG OF SWEETS

>>73429843
Is your third nipple extra sensitive?

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>>73428642

>>73429774
rorke here, never really bought into the old "anti-semitism" lark
jews have a very high average iq, so it is natural that they would float to the top of media, politics and finance. The reason ones in the west are largely leftists is because nationalist jews moved to israel.

>>73429862
Don't have one m8

Ask another question

>>73429774
>whereas you sit on a computer doing all day doing fuck all
Like you do reeeeeeeeeeeeeing about fucking rorkes?

>>73429811
>not the financial times
Dropped

>POOSENAL x3

>>73429787
You wouldn't even be able to afford to live in a hostel

>>73429774
i'm not just playing games and posting on the chans when i'm on my computer, i'm also learning. i read at least 3 NEW wikipedia articles per day. every day.

>>73429865
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>73429674

Good investment lad. Just a one that only has a cook/keep warm switch can last you many a years

>>73429774
t. Chaim Goldstein

>>73429774
do the broad achievements of a race make them immune to criticism?

aren't jews only prominent in finance since it would have been usury for a christian to do it and it just kind of stuck?

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who is this

>>73428642
I don't get it.

wow arsenal losing 3-0 to big sam
embarrassing

wankin

>>73429726
Chucks feed and seed???

Friendly reminder Einstein was Jewish

>>73429922
how long do they take to cook rice?

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>>73429945
BLACKED poster girl

>>73429871
jews have a very high average iq, so it is natural that they would float to the top of media, politics and finance.
>ESPECIALLY media and politics

Yes good goy hahaha

>>73429943
initially yes but they also have a very high average iq so they are very prominent in the top of their fields. You will notice east asians are too.

>>73429945
Me

Just finished a four hour shift fucking shattered lads

>>73429749
tru

>hot blonde girl wants to help fat middle aged man write erotic fanfiction about their friends and loved ones

Chicago Fire is fucking bananas.

>>73429950
thick twat

Friendly reminder (((((Hitler))))) was a Jewish ploy to destroy Europe

>>73429849
Babybels are good. Soft cheese or cheddar variety? I couldn't eat a few. One is enough for me. Then again, I can eat a full 125g Tesco Austrian Smoked Cheese in one sitting.

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hmmm

>>73429871
you missed out their insane tendency towards nepotism

Really want to work on my dick sucking game but no other gay blokes in my village

>>73430008
went to a squat party by the stade gerland a couple weeks ago, was peng

>>73429992
when did i say "especially"? look at other important fields like industry, jews are often at the top of those too. They are on average more than 10 iq points more intelligent than the average white.

never gonna make it at this rate am i

>>73430048
Not with that attitude

need a bf

Joe Rogan doesn't even need to have guests imo. even just listening to him talking to himself is just as fascinating and entertaining as any of the podcasts. the guy has so many things going on in his head at any moment and is just incapable of keeping them all in, and the often clumsy/random way he blurts them out is always hilarious

>>73430015
pls no bully.

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>Peter Kay's Car Share

I LITERALLY WORSHIP bepis

>>73430044
you gay?

the one thing i don't understand is why countries like the usa pretty much model their entire middle east foreign policy around what israel wants

why?

>>73429989
but what is her name? She's so cute

>>73430036
yeah tbf this is a huge problem particularly in american academia etc. I dont know what causes it but it is definitely present.

>>73430092
Good show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdQptH8NlQ

#BANTZ
Dave absolutely rekt

can't fathom how calcified your pineal gland would have to be for you to use a password manager app

>>73429362
england is much more likely to fall to hangoverless alcohol

>>73429916
couldn't i house share? people must do it

>ARSEnal

>>73430098
only stable and reliable partner in the region

>>73430076
bit gay

>>73430094
bit gay

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>>73430053
*tip toes up behind you*

Can't believe there's an entire religion based on not eating bacon, sounds like something from that Mitchell and Webb look

university challenge final was all white men DISGUSTING

>>73430036
Mormons have the jews beat on nepotism

>>73430159
>partner
what does israel do for anyone?

>>73429969
Depends how much rice you're cooking and the amount of water you put in (there is a specific rice:water ratio) but it doesn't take long. Say.... 15 minutes-ish. Just don't forget to wash the rice first otherwise you end up with a gummy mess.

>>73430098
american conservatives externalise their desire for ethnic and cultural self-interest, so they see a jewish state that exists primarily for judeo-christian interests and they jizz themselves because israel is able to do things yanks would never even be able to suggest in america

>>73430197
what about Yang?

*removes your bollocks*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398858/Caitlyn-Jenner-underwent-gender-reassignment-surgery.html#v-2593855332742379662

>>73430161
t. PhD in gay studies.

say wha you lyk bout islam but shwarma is good

Pro tips on the ol' cunilingus lads?

>>73430149
was just reiterating an article's headline someone posted and moved it up 3 years

binging on varg videos again

>>73430046
>you need a high IQ to be on the telly

>>73430197
hapax legomenon

>>73430211
thanks for the info. will look on amazon for one now.

>>73430241
it's mainly about the clitty

>>73430095

Yep, Wales?

may attack Syria again

some of bbc's finest journalism

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39534080

>>73430241
Keep the same speed if shes moaning - don't go faster etc.

Immediately suspicious of any non-white in my Chemistry class. Why the FUCK are they learning chemistry

>>73430263
>you can run a succesful media empire if you're thick as shit
ah yes
As far as actors go, nepotism does play a massive part though

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>yfw you realise the clitoris is actually a micropenis

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>73430241
Not beta enough to have done it 2bh

boiling some pahsta in the microwave lads

>gf breaks up with me
>start sleeping with girls considerably less attractive than her
>realise that this degrades me more than her
fuck should have just spent the time doing something productive

>>73430241
do NOT stick your tongue in the hole
the girl wont feel anything and it doesnt taste good

>>73430395
>it doesnt taste good
bender

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>>73430231
Ah fucking Hell

Nice one Dave
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/10/libya-public-slave-auctions-un-migration

>>73430330
bit odd how women didn't evolve to have the clitoris up their vagina. for most women, clitoris stimulation feels better than vaginal stimulation

>>73430395
alri virgy

>>73430241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ToGjYYJCoM

>>73430152
What if you constantly just went from airbnb to airbnb? You could only live in one place for a couple of weeks to a month at a time, but you'd pay £12 or less per night (£360pcm in total, plus fees). Get a PO Box for your mail and keep your belongings minimalist.

https://www.airbnb.co.uk/s/london/homes?allow_override%5B%5D=&price_max=12&s_tag=Vb6p6jCG

>>73430326
There are A LOT of people on the telly who are thick and shit. Have you never seen the BBC lad????.?

>>73430463
yeah but the ones running it are p clever
>>73430444
not a virgin la i have done it before, would not recommend

>>73430326
And it doesn't take a scholar to run a system which is essentially "I'm hiring him because he's muh best friend"

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REQUIRE a paki femdom gf

>>73430458
Can't I just live in a house share with strangers?

Praise kek

>>73430241
get all your limbs involved

Time for a wank

back later lads

>>73430455
reddity youtube video

>>73430490
*tap mates on shoulder*
*points at you and tells them to watch*
*you notice me pointing at you*

Uh sorry mate, we just wanted to see you walk again. Can you do that walk you do?

>>73430241
Headbutt the cunt

>>73430564
If you want to pay £800 a month, sure.

https://twitter.com/BBCsporr/status/848129124501737472

>>73430621
>>73430621
>>73430621

>>73430098
what do even need from Israel anyway? the only 'ally' they actually need there are the saudis, and they obviously have that. the rest of that whole region, Israel included, is just a quagmire with nothing to offer no matter who you ally with

honestly find the 'judgement day' theory that gets thrown about all the time extremely simplistic and kind of cynical. yes christfag republicans are complete retards in many ways, but the unwavering support for Israel is obviously more complex and immediately relative than that

>>73430607
*confidently sex-having walks over to you*
*chins you*
*your mates try to escape on their mobility scooters but i have removed the access ramps*
hehe... looks like... you're in for a bad time

>air bnb every night

Fuck that. Can't relax at any point.

Aha oh my daaayyyzzz senpai

>>73425405

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>>73430458
wtf?

hot as AF out lads

embarrassed myself at a club the other night. The lads won't ever talk to me again now kek.

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>>73430918
what did you do lad?

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>>73429726
>>73429960
yes
the joke is why would it be chucks fuck and suck?