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yank high school edition
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anime
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>*whips out strap on*
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need a 2b gf
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going haircut
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Death to fascism, freedom to the people.
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doing a cheeky /trash/wank
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eating a girl out is beta as fuck
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OFFICIAL THREAD JAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ip8OsExLJs
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>>73430621
me on the right jumping up to get a cheeky punch then running away
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Literally the only left wing lad here
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>DOMS in the gluteus maximus

Good feel
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>>73430621
Is that a female?
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>>73430713
what about eating a boy out?
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>>73430697
i'll take 2a
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smoked out locced out ridin with the pistol grip
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>your questions are on medieval earls of orkney
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rly need a bf
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someone tell me her fucking name already
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>>73430745
jealous
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>>73430680
Pretty much how i sleep 2bh

posted from my ipad
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>>73430749
can't believe you'd ask such a question in the current year
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>>73430771
check blacked.com kek
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>>73430771
anastacia niggergobbler
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Crystal Palace 3-0 Arsenal
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>>73430785
pics of your bum?
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>>73430771
Billie jeans
>>73430787
Honest question lad
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>>73430771
Colette Burner
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>>73430722
>>73430805
DID THE WORKING CLASS/ETHNIC MAN GET ANGRY WITH THE WAY THE OTHER MEN KICKED THE BALL
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finished game of thrones now life is empty
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>>73430672
I know what you mean, but if someone insists on living in London, doesn't want to pay a huge deposit, commit themselves to six months living with random strangers, and pay £500 for a bed in a cupboard under the stairs, I think it might be preferable.

If I was homeless, I'd probably try to busk, and eventually use airbnb to get a roof over my head until I was sorted.
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>>73430865
reddit
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>>73430749
I notice american blacks basically have no honour when it comes to scrapping, they don't have the slightest aversion to stomping people as a massive group, hardly ever see them in 1v1s
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>Literally the only left wing lad here
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I'm getting really pissed off now. Just tell me her name.
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>>73430865
thoughts on the last 3 seasons
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>>73430865
awful show
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>>73430889
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>what did you just say to my gf??
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>>73430905
better than the first 3

>>73430909
no u

>>73430875
/yank/
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>>73430909
>Show

FOY
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>>73430683
hmmm she seems less attractive from this angle
i retroactively take back my wank earlier, looks like nofap is still doing fine then
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>>73430917
peace of mind is a spook
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Jewish american groups are some of the most influential in the US, plus they control the media, MUH 6 GORILLION DO WHAT ISRAEL SAYS GOY
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>>73430898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI7HuH_uxzw
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Literally do not see the problem with race mixing, no one is forcing you to have babies with black people
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>>73430926
lmao
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>>73430905
4- not too bad but the writing clearly starting to suffer
5 - appalling
6 - slightly less appalling
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nice
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>>73430889
They don't I got bullied by blacks and felt afraid to do something because of that very same reason.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi6dNcCYwbs

really makes you think
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Lads why don't you learn a martial art? Not being funny but most of you will be in at least 1 fight in the future - don't you want to win it?

Stupid not to really
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>>73430899
Elsa Jean
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>>73431002
could unironically heem a whole batty boy football team like this
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any welshman in
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>>73431015
>45m
mate
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>Conservatism IS the new counter culture
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>amerisharts have to use lubricant to masturbate because dr goldberg deformed their dicks at birth

Hard to wrap my head around it lads
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>>73431038
same. soccer players don't use their upper body
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>>73431020
I already do though
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embarrassed myself at a club the other night. Doubt the lads will ever talk to me again now kek. Still cringing at the thought of it.
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>>73430917
looks like he's getting a blowie off from that thumbnail
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Da Iawn
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>>73430961
think that's a gay dog
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>poosenal
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>>73430722
>>73430805
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anyone else grow a little beard to mask The Weak Chin

ngl it works pretty well, i feel way more confident
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>>73431124
hi woowie
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>>73431111
Couldn't care less about the language its the ethnicity and superior Celtic genes that matter
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Should I cop a zoostorm? I need a new computer and only have like £400 to spend

Would be nice to support British products too
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On Friday night I went to a mates flat for pre-drinks and going out later
Apparently I got really drunk really quickly, threw up in the kitchen sink, and called the northerners "Northern Wankers" and the southerners "Southern Pricks"
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>>73430713
why is it? and so what if it is?
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>>73431094
they don't remember or care
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>>73431015
>look randomly through video
>some nig prostitute
hmmm
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>>73431151
cyberpowerpc uk
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>>73431149
GOOD post

t. Welshman
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KINGDOM OF MERCIA REPRESENT

>TAMWORTH
>WARWICK
>SHREWSBURY
>WORCESTER
>STAFFORD

MIDLANDS BIG TING
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>when you realise that line running down your ballsack is where your cunt lips sealed up
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irishmen, scots, cornishmen, manx, bretons, all fake celts

welshmen are the only true celts

many such cases
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>>73431155
imagine being fucking 40 and getting those club pictures taken

tragic
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>>73430889
>no honour
means fuck all. a fight isn't some gentlemanly contest where you have to look good

the point of a fight is to inflict pain and make your opponent lose. anything is fair game
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if a nigger came up to me i'd tell him this:

"YOU FILTHY FUCKING NIGGER FUCK OFF!!!!"
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>>73431149
describe to me the shape of your pectoral muscles
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>>73431020

what's the best one for self defence
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>>73431181
would snap that fucker's neck
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>cringingface.com
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>>73431151
they don't look very impressed
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don't understand classes and objects at all (Java)
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>>73431057
hello

>>73430741
alri
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>>73430713

need a verdict on sucking willies too
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>>73431215
*tips*

getting into a fight with someone doesn't mean you should get 20 of your mates to kick their skull in
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Some of you told me that a fag holder would be fedora but idgaf I just bought one
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>>73431184
The model people in Warwick castle used to terrify and interest me as a kid. got told off for trying to sneak into one of the cells with model prisoners in them.
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>>73431258
howling
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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.
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>>73431258
an object is an instance of a class. you are an instance of a human. what don't you understand?
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I'm the only gay in this thread
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>>73431094
what happened
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im still not really sure how you're supposed to use a bus in a city

like what do you tell the bus driver where you're going if you're not used to the place?
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>/brit/
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>>73431292
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>tfw grew up with kids back in the day who legitimately supported Leeds

christ
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>>73431284
hahahahaahh
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>>73430621
The chimps where chimping?
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>>73431232
boxing.
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>>73431301
the point of it all

my fucking professor is an unintelligible chink fresh out of China
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>>73431310
i'd fuck a druid if she was hot
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http://thetab.com/uk/2017/02/16/vegetarians-unhealthy-mentally-disturbed-says-new-research-33067
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sort yourself out
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>>73431292
Not sure if this is pasta, but it's very good
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>>73431292
and i wouldnt trade it for the world. unless it was easy or someone was going to do it for me
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work tomorrow...
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>>73431337
encapsulation
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>>73431282
>getting into a fight with someone doesn't mean you should get 20 of your mates to kick their skull in
ok, i'm sure your victorian sense of manhood will be of great use when you get surrounded by a gang of lads
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>>73431282

I'd twist your fucking bollocks off if I ever got in a fight with you
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>>73431388
1388 race war soon
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>>73431215
Depends on what kind of fight it is. Where I'm from, if you offered someone out and they accepted, it's assumed you'll be fighting a version of Queensbury rules, outside, where you knock them down with a punch to the head then point and yell at them to stay down. The one who's down when a third party intervenes is the loser.

But if you or someone you care about is attacked out of nowhere, or if the normal rules have broken down (weapons, dirty fighting, multiple fighters, massive weight difference, male on female) then anything goes.
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>>73431396
ah yes
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>>73431113
you are the gay
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work in exactly 14 hours
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491573786269.webm
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When will we take up arms once more brothers? When can the revolutionary struggle continue? Ireland long held in chains still unfree

26 + 6 = 1
TAL
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YOU CAN CALL ME AL
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>>73431337
chinese are better than indians, trust me. the point of it is to abstract things as far away from reality as possible to make it easy for codemonkeys. come to /dpt/ on /g/
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>>73431454
nice
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>>73431454
did NOT want to see this

pretty sure beastiality is ILLEGAL and cannot be posted on 4chan
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>>73431440
>Depends on what kind of fight it is. Where I'm from, if you offered someone out and they accepted, it's assumed you'll be fighting a version of Queensbury rules, outside, where you knock them down with a punch to the head then point and yell at them to stay down. The one who's down when a third party intervenes is the loser.

can't imagine being this old fashioned
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Do girls ever feel sad?
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>>73431441
that's literally the point of classes and objects
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DUDE
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>>73431499
ah yes

wonderful
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>mfw football
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day of the clamp soon
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>>73431473
>26 + 6 = 1

irish education everyone
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brown nosing foreigners kindly fuck off out of /brit/

thanks

>>73431509
but he's right
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>>73431407
>>73431413

i guarantee i've been in more fights than you
and I've seen more too, I have I basically never seen an English person keep attacking someone once theyre knocked. And when it is groups is always groups vs groups literally never see a massive group jumping 1 person unless its a mugging or something

neither of you have the real world experience so don't talk shit
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>>73431488
1488 RACE WAR NOW
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hearing a lot about snopes recently and not for good reasons

used to love reading it way back when it was about weird stories and urban legends etc but they never struck me as political. did they go full blue-pill at some point over the last few years?
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>>73431533
im british heritage
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>>73431495
>>73431413
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*shits*
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>>73431536
I was brought up by travellers, I've fought all my life
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Me in the grey hair
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climate change
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>>73431493
you either live in london/birmingham or have never seen or been in a fight
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>>73431493
I always assumed those were the unspoken rules in pub fights all across the north. Because of alcohol, pride and desperation, it's not that often both sides keep to the arrangement. But a lot of fights I've seen between men 30+ have everyone adhering to those rules, and lads trying to hold their mates to those standards of behaviour.
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>i guarantee i've been in more fights than you
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>>73431575
you can be happy and depressed
depression has nothing to do with sadness
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>>73431536
>i guarantee i've been in more fights than you
only runts with bad tempers and poor verbal skills get into fights so probably
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tired

need a poo

got work tomorrow

back is sore as per usual

splinter in my toe
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>>73431558
google are literally using them as official fact checkers on their searches. a ministry of truth, if you will
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>>73431513
it sounds like you didnt want to understand classes and objects at all, but instead wanted to share your resentment of your professor.
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>>73431527
what do you want
cheers 6 yous though
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I want to have sex with a woman lads
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GREAT result
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>>73431600
>you either live in london/birmingham
nope
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>>73431536
i was forged in combat
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>Englishmen thinking they know what a fight is

Lol
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I'm only learning the basics of programming so I have a slight idea what the runts who'll work for my company later are doing.
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>>73431612
*pushes you and laughs in your face*
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waiting for janny to ban me for posting those niggers fucking.
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Niggers are terrible fighters, just like chavs and other scum. How do you expect to be good at fighting if all you've ever done is punch a helpless person while 5 of your mates do the same
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Football

The sport of runts
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>>73431602
>>73431440
this p much

>>73431612
stop lashing out because you were wrong and got called out on it, some places are just rougher than others, hugo
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>>73431343
tell me something i don't know lmao
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>>73431615
gonna solve some problems for you lad
>tired
go to sleep
>need a poo
do a poo
>got work tomorrow
4 day week though lad, we're nearly halfway through already
>splinter in my toe
get the splinter out it'll be satisfying
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>>73431678
woah watch the racist language there buddy
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>>73431634
what does this even mean
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grrrr i'm so tough and manly grrrr i love fighting
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>>73431626
I'm watching a youtube video now

it's kind of helping, lad is a brit too so that's always nice
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>>73431704
FOY
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>>73431704
He took his mother to watch the Arsenal football game (at home, at the Arsenal grounds) and he was please with the result
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>>73431716
BANE?
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>the irish
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>>73431688
>hugo
behave yourself, i'm working class
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Smacked my head on a steel beam at work tonight lads, felt weird for a bit but fine now x
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I've been in more drunken brawls than there are posters in this thread.

4+ stitches in my lip on three occasions, got glassed by a lesbian on another, I've seen it all.
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MANLY
GRR MANUAL
CONTROL OF THE CAR
GRRRR MANLY MACHO GRRRR
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>>73431687
Ahh would you ever fuck off you brain damaged runt

Nothing glorious about a brutal fucking fight when two men want to cause as much damage as possible to each other
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>>73431716
he's a big guy for me
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daily reminder that australians also call football soccer
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just had a penut butter toast sandwhich and a big ol' cup of milk. Got my God Save the Queen goin', 'bout to lift some iron.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
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>>73431708
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>>73430621
How does that not end with permanent brain damage?

That amount of abuse, holy shit, and it probably ended with no punishment whatsoever for the perpetrators.
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>>73431716
you're a big guy
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>>73431708
very numale post
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Just remembered that back in the day I used to have a proto-gf who I used to have sexual intercourse with, go on long walks on the beach with, and sometimes she'd come round to my house and drop off a cake she'd baked for me with a cute note inside. Then she dumped me and said we'd never been dating at all and she didn't think of me """that way""". No wonder I'm a bit fucked in the head when I reflect upon my life desu.
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>>73431746
do arsenal fans seriously call it arse?
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>>73431708
Reddit
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>>73431776
Meant >>73431659
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>>73431770

ever see a man eat his own head?
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Think I'll do an MBA at the Wharton school, mmm yes that'll do nicely.
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How do I get a girlfriend?
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>>73431716
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>>73431805
the team is sometimes referred to as 'the arse' yes
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>>73431771
>unironically driving an autotragic
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>>73431784
mutated gatter
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>>73431771
>6th gear

Mine only has 5, what does 6 do?
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>>73431805
You never been up the arse have ya lad?
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>got glassed by a lesbian
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>>73430771
Gilette 'the best a man' Canget
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passed my driving test in may 2013 and haven't driven since
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nothing better than two men absolutely fucking the shite out of each others arse
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>>73431789
>>73431810
not an argument
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>2017
>engaging in physical brawls

do I share this general with cavemen and pikeys
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>>73431793

that's unfortunate lad. You know what (((they))) say though. Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
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>>73431786
kids don't hit very hard
probably no brain damage
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>>73431826
Grow some fucking balls, Jackeen
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>>73431176
Thanks, even the cheapest one on there is just over 400 with windows and no monitor but I might go for it
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>>73431717
having had a lot of foreign lecturers who were really bad speakers: do NOT follow the pace of the class. watch youtube videos, read ahead a week at a time, but go to lectures.
if you've already heard the info from a good source, hearing him go over it again will be useful, plus you won't feel so resentful because you're not relying on only him.
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>>73431892
>Not being slaughtered on weekends resulting in the odd fight every now and again before your sloppy kebab and bed

Are you sure you're British?
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>>73431467
Please tell me this is shopped
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>>73431786
nothing more than what whitey deserved
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>>73431888


still an estrogen laden coward
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>>73431784
sounds like my CPU fan haha
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My 3.5 year old iPhone always smells slightly burnt and gets really hot when charging sometimes. I'm terrified it'll explode on my one day. I'm using a fake charger too and I heard that exacerbates the problem.
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>when glorious soviet army of cuties walks in to the uk unopposed because none of the men believe in fighting

https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
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>>73431826
About as glorious as it gets

The climax of primordial tension lying dormant in the subconscious. I was forged by the fisticuffs, you merely adopted them. Raised by travellers and thrown in the pits at 11 years of age.
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>>73431914
You've never been in a fight

Ive been in many and regret each one, never worth it,
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>>73431151
>paying the Windows tax on a new pc
just pirate it lmoa
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>>73431771
excellent post
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>>73431963
fake chargers cause the problem
also fake batteries

fix up before your house burns down
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>>73431951
>grrrrr if you don't love fighting you must have estrogen grrrrr i'm so tough look at me
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>>73431963
keep doing it lad natural selection will prevail
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>>73431966
i want her to kill me and my family
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could drop any one of you pencil necks with a single blow no hesitation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWfd6E_lAI
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>it's another anxiety attack episode
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>>73431770
Pretty good. I've got 3 scars on my face from fighting:
Clubbed with a full bottle of wine between eye and temple.
Hit with half a brick on outside of other eye.
Punched on the upper lip by runt wearing a sovereign ring.
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>>73431969
How to pirate with no OS
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>>73431968
Fuck up you spastic. Everyone's gotten in fights. Bit of craic every now and then, makes you feel alive. Stop yapping.
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>>73431892
unless you can tap into your inner animal neolithic hunter from time to time you will remain an unenlightened sorry excuse for a man

it doesn't make you better than anyone
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>>73431967
That natural shit your referring to is the primal ability to murder another human, not best them to a bloody pulp humans aren't made for that
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>>73431894
>Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all

Completely untrue desu, I was never fucked in the head beforehand but that really set the wheels in motion. Went from popular outgoing normie to the sort of socially isolated shut-in who uses 4chan regularly and now has 2 (two) friends
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>>73432000

get over it pussy
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>>73431151
Still using my Zoostorm laptop from 2012
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>>73431968
Been in enough to know that when both lads agree, and have a bit of respect for each other, it's a very useful social aspect. Hoods battering someone 5v1 just for looking at them funny is disgusting though
>>
had an 8/10 female bus driver once
not sure what happened there
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>>73432000
just dont panic

dont be silly kiddo its okay nothing to worry about just cheer up okay aha
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>>73431987
>>73431990
I literally already have a new phone but I'm going on a vacation to a third world shithole next week and I don't want to use my new phone until I get back

Give advice
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love seeing ugly, fat, drunk English hooligans get beaten up
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>>73431988
>*Looks at the floor when you make eye contact with me*
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>>73432028
>Humans aren't made to beat one another into a bloody pulp

The evolutionary development of knuckles would suggest otherwise!
>>
shoved a screwdriver up my arse earlier and it's been sore ever since
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>>73431886

made this thread lads
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Bet half the rorkes ITT couldnt even find Syria on a map desu
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>>73432017
Ah shur its just a bitta brain damage like

Get a fucking MRI scan like I did two months after a brutal street brawl and tell me fighting is a "bit of craic" cunt
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>>73431968
ive been in 10x more fights than you and not lost a single one
could kick you sky high
>>
i like britain
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>>73431968
feel like a million dollars after winning a cheeky fight and taking no damage. not going to lie
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Haven't been in a fight since year 8 lads

Maybe it's because I'm 6'2 and built.

Even living in rough parts of London and regularly walking home alone drunk/high at 2-7am I've never had trouble.

Hhmmm
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>>73432065
>MMA RECORD: Yes Sky Plussed it

HOWLING
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like clockwork every single time there are more than three irish posters in the thread they start babbling about throwing punches
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>>73432103
why would i want to
as soon as it's removed from said map the better
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>>73432106
Boo boo feel rlly sorry for u fighting is baaad I see now x

That's the outcome of a drunken decision. I've done the same, I have the scars. Whatever lad.
>>
Wondering if I should refuel my motorbike before I fly off on holiday. It's at 1 bar of fuel left. Not going to be riding it for a month 2bh
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is it gay to stick a dildo up your arse while wanking but watching lesbian porn?

asking for a friend and training purposes
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hmmmm I don't know why we gave the Indians the kindness of an orderly independence. We should've just gtfo, literally, just returned all soldiers and civil servants in like a day without helping set up another government. Let them have to pick the pieces from scratch.

Yes I am saying this because I'm mad they're technically richer than us now
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grew up in a working class area, went to a comprehensive, never been in a fight or bullied

so many lies and wannabe tough guys on here
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>>73432106
>state of this mong

>getting brain damage

you must be fucking shite at it, you probably should stop fighting, work on your head movement bitch
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>Haven't been in a fight since year 8 lads

>Maybe it's because I'm 6'2 and built.

>Even living in rough parts of London and regularly walking home alone drunk/high at 2-7am I've never had trouble.

>Hhmmm
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>>73432129
OI FECK OFF YE GOBSHITE OIVE AD TEN PINTS O' GUINNESS AND I'LL BEAT THE LIVING SHITE OUT OF YOU
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>>73432028
>to a bloody pulp
99.9% of fights end with a few bruises and maybe a busted nose or lip

Calm down you fucking vagina
>>
>>73430621

Is this in UK?
>>
>>73432122
I am a skinny twat in London and I have walked through the most violent areas at night without problem
>>
>>73432065
Russians take the fun out of it

>Don't drink
>Not in it for the bants
>Literally train to fight just for football matches
>will continue to kick and punch people when they're down
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>>73432153
refuel fully la
prevents tank decay and you'll thank yourself when you get home xo
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>>73432059
like just turn your brain off lmao
>>
At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameas and no grassers.

Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.
>>
Just legalise everything that's illegal, that way it can be regulated and we can tax it haha
>>
>>73432003
Impressive.

I once got started on by a homeless man while queueing for a club. I ignored him for a while but when I finally squared up to him he set his dog on me and the fucker bit my leg so I had to go to hospital. That tramp ended up knicked and then ordered by the courts to pay me compensation so I get cheques of £4.47 every month on behalf of a homeless guy.
>>
>>73432188
they're not brown, they're black
it's the US
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>>73432158
>The wealth of Great Britain is the result less of a perfect commercial organisation than of the capitalist exploitation of the three hundred and fifty million Indian slaves. The British are commended for their worldly wisdom in respecting the customs of the countries subject to them. In reality, this attitude has no other explanation than the determination not to raise the natives' standard of living. If we took India, the Indians would certainly not be enthusiastic, and they'd not be slow to regret the good old days of English rule! The climax of this cynical behavior of the English is that it gives them the prestige of liberalism and tolerance
>There's not a single Englishman, at this moment, who isn't thinking constantly of India. If one were to offer the English this alternative, to keep India whilst abandoning Europe to Germany, or to lose India whilst retaining the control of Europe, I'm sure that 99 per cent of them would choose to keep India. For them, India has likewise become a symbol, for it's on India that she built the Empire. Out of four hundred and fifty million subjects, the King of England has three hundred and fifty million Indians.
>The prohibition of suttee for widows, and the suppression of starvation-dungeons, were dictated to the English by the desire not to reduce the labour-force, and perhaps also by the desire to economize wood! They set so cleverly about presenting these measures to the world that they provoked a wave of admiration. That's the strength of the English: to allow the natives to live whilst they exploit them to the uttermost.
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>>73432188
No it's a privileged top Brazilian private school
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>>73432179
Irish don't say "oi"
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>This one lad talking shite about fighting because he got fucking battered outside the chippy on a night out and received internal bleeding

Hit the boxing club ya fucking spastic ye
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>>73432217
what about tax evasion
>>
>>73432129

very good post right here
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>>73432192
>>Don't drink
>>Not in it for the bants
>>Literally train to fight just for football matches
>>will continue to kick and punch people when they're down

talk shit, get hit
>>
>>73432065
>yeah Sky plussed it

In tears
>>
>>73432225
Mental. Did the dog get put down?
>>
>>73432215

runt cage
>>
>>73432240

Why do you need to be rude?
>>
Grew up in a (lower) middle-class area and went to a (lower) middle-class school and never been in a fight but did bully a few kids who needed to be toughened up. Bet they'd thank me for it if they saw me today, may have been runts all their life otherwise.
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>>73432236
haha yeah
>>
>>73431863
it just means the difference in revs between gears is smaller
>>
could turn that yanks jaw into dust
>>
boxing is art
if you can't appreciate the delicacy of landing a crisp uppercut then your just a lil b
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>>73432258
Read a book
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Uo7yJECV8

peng ting playing with her pussy
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>>73431884
passed my test in February 2015 then lost my licence in January 2017
Got my theory test on wednesday
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>>73432293
>but did bully a few kids who needed to be toughened up
you're a cunt and this never works
no surprise you're middle class, that class needs to be liquidated more than the nobles
>>
>>73432307
me?
>>
>>73432282
Think so. I do feel bad but allegedly this dog had bitten people in the past so was becoming a liability.
>>
>>73432317
>lil b
foy
>>
>>73432290
What? I'm old boy I was just answering your question, yes, Brazilians are niggers. Nothing rude about it
>>
>DURRR IM WORKING CLASS IM ARDDD LOOK AT MEMEMEME DURRRR

I was RAISED by TRAVELLERS thrown in the PIT at age 11 fighting PITBULLS
>>
>>73432361
>>73432361
>>73432361
>>73432361
>>
>>73432290
ignore him brazil welcome
>>
>>73432293
Went to a working class all boy's Catholic school in Ireland and give t bullied constantly for my first 3 years. Definitely toughened me up, bullying serves an purpose when its done properly
>>
>>73431467

der grossermensch
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>>73432225
Weird
You should let him off though mate
>>
getting anxiety at all this talk of fighting. Didn't know I shared a thread with such renowned hard men. feel really out of place desu :(
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>>73432359
did the dogs have bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
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>>73432331
Nah in all seriousness I did get in trouble a few times for bullying but I never actually was one, I genuinely just bantered everyone the same way I bantered my mates. Bit sad when I upset that I'd made a few lads a bit sad about the banter. Ended up on friendly terms with all of them though so I don't think there was any lasting damage.
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>>73432380
I was bullied too and it taught me to stop being such a runt

Unironcially one of the best things to happen to me id probably still be a little mouthbreathing anime shut in if it wasn't for the bullying tbqh
>>
Really attracted to the idea of having a borderline depressed gf so we can share our feels, but I think in reality it would actually be a completely shit situation
>>
>>73431839
be like joseph
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