/brit/

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Mary Magdalene anointed Jesus' feet with an herb-oil mixture containing cannabis that was traditional for the Kings of Judah.

Just bringing this up because most anti-Cannabis people are Christians, when their God was anointed King of Jews with a mixture containing Cannabis.

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>>73409371
synth, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLfPaC5cNds

>>73409421
DUDE

*scurrys at the sound of migrating /brit/posters*

If you're against open borders then I'm just letting you know I won't be speaking to you

>>73409416
i'll be honest la i'm actually chatting bollocks, haven't been in a church since i was like 8 years old, can't remember much about it

>>73409442

just opened my border into the toilet bowl if you catch my drift

>>73409442
So much for the tolerant left

>>73409421
yes because pouring cannabis over your feet as an oil is the same as smoking cannabis to alter your mind

fake information anyways

>>73409360
you are beautiful to me :)

>>73409442
im against opening borders yeah, everyone deserves a country :)

>>73409421
what a kinky bitch
bet jesus gave her a right ragging

>>73409463

iktf, born and raised catholic, went to catholic school etc but haven't set foot inside a church in over a decade.

*takes a hot steamy dump on this thread*
eat it, slaves

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Lads?

i'm falling in love with your favourite sooong
i'm gonna sing it all night looong
i'm gonna dance with somebody
dance with somebody
dance
dance
daaaance

>>73409544
;)

>>73409543
Your, just lucky NZ exists, if it didn't you'd be worse son.

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>Christcucks

>>73409424
good post

Turn it up, it's your favourite song
Dance, dance, dance to the distortion

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what did he mean by this exactly?

>>73409631
democracy just does not work

>>73409631
why are you posting this in /brit/?

God save the queen, the fascist regime

I don't believe in god but I still go to church sometimes anyway because I like the feeling of ceremony and use prayer as a technique of meditation rather than some sort of attempt to communicate with my maker.
t. Radical Centrist

>ask 6 people to swap shift with me that i really really needed off
>nobody wanted to help me
>manager asks if i can work extra shift sunday
>said yes
>girl i work with comes and asks me to swap a shift today
>i say yes
>2 straight days of work in a row that i wasn't supposed to be working

why am i such a beta. getting taken advantage of here

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post inspo

>>73409631
/pol/ got conned hard

can't say things would be any better under Hillary though

should've been Jeb

>>73409672
don't have one

>>73409656
just keeping a track on the colonies lad

DO

NOT

REPLY

TO

IT

>>73409671
yeah but you'll be making more money

672
>lanky spastic who obsesses over girls then gets rejected on fucking facebook
>has retarded political beliefs
>dresses like every deano ever
there is no reason to like you

>>73409671
just ring in sick you numpty

>>73409717
but what i really wanted was to take my gf on a trip to liverpool

>>73409732
hahhaaha ring in sick he says

people at my place get disciplinary action for one single sick day

to the runt who replied "Off down londis later today 'sheed?" when i pointed out in another thread to a frog calling us arabs that we don't have many in comparison to them

you're a dumb cunt and i shall not be giving you any (You)s

>>73409732
yeh thats believable. fucking idiot

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>>73409672

>>73409720
he's unironically one of the most pathetic posters on this site desu

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/64inx4/ross_barkley_knocked_out_whilst_celebrating_42/

fucking christ reddit are aids

Barkley deserved it

>>73409753
sounds like a shit place

my father speaks english, spanish, french and german at a native or C2 level, and russian and italian at a C1 level

I only speak English

>>73409732
yeah also this>>73409765

I've never had a sick day and suddenly i happen to have one on the day I asked 6 people to swap shifts with me i think it will be a tad see through

>>73409808
>C2 level,
??????

>>73409753
well it's too late to do anything now mate, you can vent on /brit/ but you won't find any good advice you should take. just hammer through your shifts and be more assertive next time a similar thing happens.

on your next free day, treat your gf out extra well

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>>73409767
shit tier

excellent thread >>73408432

wireless headphones

>>73409845
you want to dress like a preppy Romney?

very twattish

>>73409834
I know mate just makes me feel marginally better to rant somewhere I suppose.

The rotas are done 5 weeks in advance in my place so I'm speaking to the manager today and booking that 6th week the fuck off. Getting sick of it.

>>73409830
C2 is near-native, which is the highest level a non-native can get a certificate in

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>>73409881
yeah

>>73409891
everyone's got talents

boogie2988 will die before the month is out

screencap this

>>73409922
I guess

Also my father has lived in all of those countries for at least a year while I have never been outside of England for more than 6 weeks

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Ngl Jackson was a good lad, even though he was a shameless nonce

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>>73409672

>>73410009

looks like he works at a funeral directors

regret doing a shave

considering a 'cide

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>>73410009
good post

runt hunt
runt hunt
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
*blows the conch and the runt hounds howl*
*runts for miles around cower in their hovels*
YAHOOOO
*gallops off with the hunt*

Your girlfriend loves my clear face

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>>73409672
something like this

>>73410045
was thinking of shaving
think i'll avoid it now

>>73410072
hard to pull off without looking like a massive twat

saved for inspo though good choice

>>73410045
What did u shave

have the most disgusting patchy facial hair rn

grows really thin and slowly

not gonna shave till the cheek hair reaches my upper lip/chin hair

>>73410060
good post

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Thoughts on this girl?

>>73410000
he was an asexual manchild

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk
BANGER
CHOON
ANTHEM

How's this different to britfeel or Britpol?
There are too many
Triggers my autism desu

Hundreds of straight-A British students are being denied the chance to train as doctors in the UK despite a ‘crippling’ national shortage of medics in the NHS.

Top-performing teenagers are being shunned by leading universities while the NHS continues to recruit thousands of foreign doctors to plug a staffing crisis.

Official figures reveal that 770 students with three grade As or higher at A-level were rejected by medical schools last year due to a controversial Government quota system.

The Government says it takes £230,000 to fully train each doctor in the UK because of the higher costs of delivering medical education, and critics claim the number of places available at universities is capped to save taxpayers’ money.

That means one in five of straight-A students failed in their application to study at a British medical school last year, according to university applications body UCAS.

As a result, some of the brightest British students are having to train abroad after failing to get into UK universities.

thinking about getting my self a hair transplant in Turkey once I'm bald lads

which is probably in 2 summers or so

>>73410149
britfeel: autistic failures
britpol: tripcunts wanking eachother off
brit: the originator, the well of life, the oasis from which a million trees grow, beauty itself

>>73410138
>girl

>>73410149
not a fucking clue what britfeel or britpol are - just bizarro offshoots of /brit/ at best

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>>73410202
What?

>>73410186
Don't care

>>73410150
>As a result, some of the brightest British students are having to train abroad after failing to get into UK universities.

lol no

>>73410149
britfeel: bitter virgins
britpol: insecure virgin manlets
brit: fringe normies

>>73410150
is this a quota enacted by the tory government?

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>>73409672

>>73410138
done a shameful number of wanks to her
>>73410202
i think its emily grey, la

>>73410187
Kek, fuck all those attention who're tripfags

*opens this thread*
*my jaw drops as a vast desert scene, swarming with fresh and naive runts ready for hunting is revealed to me*

J-Jeeves.... the gun now please... there's a good man

>>73410244
don't care that you don't care

really really wish i could speak spanish lads

>>73410292
Who could blame you

>>73410327
que?

>>73410327
hola pedro
me llamo bazza
je prendre une bastante grando beerio por favoro, toot sweet
ciao

>>73410335
me has entendido

>>73410327
me too

however don't know any spaniards to practice with

>>73410235
>>73410292
they're called Kalindra or something
not emily grey

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>>73410292
Actually it's, uh

>>73410356
I know plenty that's the annoying thing

don't get the obsession with porn stars

unable to feel attracted to people who fuck for money

> tfw finnish gf's cheeky sister always says things to the gf in finnish and they both laugh and neither will tell me what they're saying
going to learn that stupid language one day

feel like a bit of a dunce when I'm around their family because they're all trilingual

>>73410409
its what virgins do mate

Spanish is quite useless

>only spoken in countries with weak economies
>only spoken by about 570 million people
>all countries where Spanish is spoken has a fertility rate near or below the replacement rate of 2.2
>only spoken in relatively poor countries

French has potential for growth in Africa. Yes, I know it's Africa, but still.

The gf found out that several of the girls my age from school, including two of my mate's exes have had abortions

one of them tried to get so blackout drunk that she miscarried at 3 months pregnant but didn't get all of it out now there's a 20% chance she'll ever get pregnant again

Why are turbonormies such immoral scum

>>73410439
ah yes schizophrenic black people

is there anything more VILE, more REPULSIVE, more ABHORRENT than the common NIGGER APE aka "homo negrotis"? i don't think so

there's a girl at my work and it's insane how much I want to put my willy in her
I've never spoken to her and will be quitting soon

>>73410551
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

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CANNOT DO MY COURSEWORK

PROBABLY GOING TO CANCEL
MY UNI INTERVIEW

when are you lot going to take the redpill and realize orientals are white Europeans?

>>73410460
ah nice that'll come in handy when I emigrate to africa in later life

>>73410589
>realize
fuck off yank

>>73410590
as opposed to latin america?

>>73410563
*follows you*
hey wait up mate I haven't finished my story

>>73410460
>there's no hope for south america, they'll always be shitholes
>Africa? will be booming soon
state of this post

*puts pan on the hob*
*pours in some olive oil*
*heats it up until the oil is VERY hot*
*puts a chicken breast in*
*pours some mixed herbs on the 'cken 'east*
*cooks until it's crispy and brown*
*puts it in a bowl and eats it*

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*supports the villa*

>>73410622
better than africa.

tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEQ2FmWQQk

>>73410642
nice
too me ma up the Arse recently. great result.

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the only time i've ever been sent nudes was from some fat whore.

>>73410590
>>73410622
both Africa and Latin America are rapidly developing regions

similar to early 1800s Europe.
they'll be thriving business economies by the latter half of this economy

>>73410510
how old are you lad? im sure about 10 girls from my year have either got pregnant or had abortions and I'm 20

most women at my school were utter scum in all fairness though

>>73410668
they wont though

>>73410668
>by the latter half of this economy

everyone laugh at this mong hahahaha

ahahahahahahaahahahahahaa

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>left wingers constantly complain about a lack of diversity
>not a single article here features a non-white person

hmm

>>73410633
Difference is that South-America already has birth rates that are less than the replacement rate, which means its population will stagnate and soon will even decline.

Africa will have 4 billion people in 2100, yes it'll be a shithole but a shithole with enough people to actually matter. Whereas South America will be a semi-shithole which will never matter.

French > Spanish.

YOU'RE A STRANGE ANIMAL

LET THE GOOD TIMES FLOW

there's too many fucking "world champions" in boxing

>>73410670
19. Either the girls were very good at keeping things under the covers or maybe because at 15-18 I was an abnormie so I wasn't really privy to that kind of gossip

But yeah, learning stuff like that just makes me disgusted in most modern women and makes me treasure fairly innocent girls like my gf. It's fucking crazy that murdering babies is normal now

>>73410700
dude unfunny skits lmao

>>73410668
Latin America isn't rapidly developing.

>>73410750

t. Cenk

>>73410687
literally don't care

>>73410762
i dont mind the show as a whole but he is just not that funny
watch alex jones gatecrashing tyt if you really want to see the blueprint for enraging chunk yoghurt

>>73410686
oops haha, latter half of this *century

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>indonesian "christian"
really jumbled the jelly beans

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the macros

>>73410749
yeah mate its honestly weird, the gf is 24 but never went through the stuff some people from my school did. Seems like everyone is some sort of deano, dealer or full time mummy, I was fairly popular but always the weird one out of my group haha

>>73410699
Population size means nothing you mong. They all lie in squalor like animals doing nothing to help build a nation

>>73410795

i watch him for his analysis/guests/debates

his "skits" are beyond awful but 19 year old yanks eat up that shite

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wtf I hate NATO now

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>>73410795

aLExD jones

>>73410837
Population size definitely means a lot. Nigeria on its own for instance has 15k+ millionaires. When Africa has 4 billion people, they'll have millions upon millions of millionaires. The continent itself will still be a godforsaken shithole but those millionaires mean business. Business means there is money to be earned by outsiders.

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stop calcifying your pineal gland with tap water

Business idea:

A website where people with no friends make profiles so they can be friends with others that have no friends

>>73410923
british tap water is fine

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

my heart hurts

>>73410936
inb4 a million people sign up and not a single one of them adds anyone else

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>>73410946
nobody's safe from globalism, for more on this we're gonna go to Paul Watson

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anyone remember this gimmick haha

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>>73410982
the SOW-CAWLED TOLURUNT LEFT STRIKES AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8xUAfct034&feature=youtu.be

>women

Business idea: Buy undervalued houses, fix them up a bit and sell them again, pocketing the premium yourself and repeat the process until you're a millionaire.

>>73410982
>>73411009
I chuckled sensibly

>>73410948

sentimental shit

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490459456069.webm

>women

scam idea: trick somebody into paying me money to literally just sit in an office and type stuff on a computer for a few hours a day

>>73411067
are you implying a man has never done this?

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>>73410948


had to stop after about 30 seconds

>that BPS comment

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the "g"f

*converts geranylgeranyl pyrophosphate into casbene*

>>73411087
Yes

business idea: become a tattoo artist, team up with a tattoo removal clinic and intentionally give people awful tattoo's

business idea: trip people then take their wallet as I help them up

>>73411104
*nicks your pen*
nerd! haha

judaism and immigration is good

business idea: honest days work for an honest days pay

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what did he mean by this

taxation is theft

We have a Java exam and our mong of a professor doesn't care about your code as long as the output is correct, so I guess I'll just use really obscure methods from stackoverflow and get full marks

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>>73411091
but think of all the restaurants we have now

19yo at work has a 25yo bf

Finna go to the store you lads finna want anything?

business idea: take a cut of everyone's money at gunpoint and call it taxation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn_6sU7O43w

gentle reminder

>>73411087
Hello feminist

>>73411210
tenga love egg

Literally have never eaten a single meal that wasn't invented by white people

Everything else is shite

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Why are the MSM wanking themselves crazy over this image?

world's end has grown on me now I've seen it a few times
definitely not as good as shaun or hot fuzz but it's still decent
first time I watched it I was bitterly disappointed

>>73411103
>averageGreenvoter.png

>>73411249
you already know why

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lads

https://youtu.be/I1r0qIsoZcE

>>73411249
because manlets btfo

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>>73411249
>AWRIGHT NAH THAT'S ENOUGH GO ON SLING YER 'OOK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resiniferatoxin

need this slathered liberally over my bollocks

Bit weird when you bring a girl home and she has fake tits like don't even get why your average bird would even have them haha

>>73410948
oy vey, consider deleting this video please

>>73411312
this is honestly the most interesting part of the photo
and now it's part of my reaction folder

>>73411327
fake tits are science's biggest mistake

>>73411276
I've just come out of a 10 year coma, please tell me.

>>73411312
fantastic fantastic post

>>73411249
Not even sure what a liaison officer is, but there's clearly an authoritative figure there, not like she's being brave ffs

>>73411210

anal dildo

i wanna rock with you
(all night)
dance you into day
(sunlight)

>>73411249
would love to cover her face stupid slut face in a big hot load of cum

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490728507949.webm

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nothing worse than wet damp socks

>>73411388
Wanna tag team her, matey? You and me?

I think my parrot is a nazi

>>73411289

>tfw no gf

>>73411414
what about getting raped with a serrated knife

>>73411350
because the stronk Paki woman wearing punk clothing is standing up to the evil Nazi and despite being in a very dangerous situation where she could be pointed at very aggressively by him she has a shit eating grin

so now she's a symbol of fighting hate or whatever

The Holocaust where 7 million Jews died at the hands of the gentiles.

>>73410864
Is this Russian propaganda?

Hate all these sentimental twats wanking over "muh British identity" and "muh religions"

Grow up

>>73411425
a close second no doubt. but wet socks make me want to stangle a puppy

shut up and stop referring to her ethnicity you idiots

If the British soldiers in Normandy in 1944 could see UK today, they would not have gone 40 yards up the beach.

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*drifts into /brit/*

https://youtu.be/LG5TrVOU0Ug

wagwarn rudebwois

>>73411414
stick them on the end of a hairdryer

>>73411466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otD52qwC9xw

>>73411466
How do you know?

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>>73411438
Yes, it's them having a crack at Polandball comics
the results, obviously, is hilarity, because Russians are funny people

>>73411289
looks a bit like anzu if she stopped being a womanchild

>>73411210
big black man

>>73411466
*go 39 yards up the beach*
*don't advance any further and get killed by germans because steve went time travelling and said he saw brown people in birmingham*

>>73410948
hmm

My name is Tim McDonald, I'm a native of the Isle,
I was born among old Erin's bogs when I was but a child.
My father fought in " 'Ninety-eight," for liberty so dear;
He fell upon old Vinegar Hill, like and Irish volunteer.
Then raise the harp of Erin, boys, the flag we all revere--
We'll fight and fall beneath its folds, like Irish volunteers!

>>73411249
>ftw no gorgeous, confident Paki gf

>>73411479
you'd think this works but hair dryers are fucking abysmal at drying clothes

>>73411466

if i had seen how my life would turn out I would have committed 'cide long ago

>>73411490


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

What did you have for breakfast today, lads?

I had:
1 cup of coffee
1 glass of tropical juice
1 bowl of almonds, sliced banana, chopped strawberry with greek yoghurt

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>>73411537

>>73411522
it works perfectly you sap sucking aphid, there is no better tool for the job

without looking up the lyrics, tell me what the fuck the repeated line at the end of you wanna be startin' something by MJ is

>>73411473

tokyo drift is actual kino

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they came and raped our women, sacked our villages, and stole our goods!

the vikings i mean, and ohh how we worship them today! with our children and their Thor toys and vikings ship figures

i wonder if it will be the same with the radical muslims, hhhmmm yes, can see it now; Osama Bin Laden figuerine on the shelf at Argos and twin tower set to go with

>>73411574
I consider it the only true F&F film tbqhwym

>>73411249
Because she is calm as a summer breeze and he is melting down

How many WPM do you lads have? ~100 when only letters, ~70 when capital letters and punctuation is involved

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>>73411519

>>73411562
What about . . . a clothes dryer?

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>>73411583
>playing with a toy means you worship the culture it derives from

>>73411583
ah yes 1500 years ago

You're all finna die alone ya finna virgins

>>73411547
1 cup of coffee
2 slices of toast with honeycomb on them

>>73411067
my sister did this when she was like 16 after my mum picked her up the morning after a pissup party

it was nice to not be the one getting yelled at for once

>>73411614
inefficient compared to a hairdryer

>>73411547
8 weetbix with milk

How many weetbix do you do you poof?
Let me answer that for you
NONE

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>>73411617
you never went to school did you lad?

>>73411660
I usually go with 3, 8 seems excessive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU&feature=youtu.be


real cog-whirrer

>>73411547
a can of coke and a lucky strike

>>73411609
uhh I take that back.

>>73411660
>8 weetbix
fat cunt

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>>73411609
I need to find out who this bloke is, he's gold in every shot he's in.

madé a threade
>>73411649

>>73411645
Mate, when we're talking about using a fucking hairdryer to dry socks I think efficiency is out the window

>weetbix

*Jeeves solemnly hands me the elephant gun and I step outside, picking the conch up on the way*

>>73411665
Tiny Australian weetabix

>>73411547
Porridge, banana, coffee, and Cashews as a snacky-poo afterwards.

>>73411671
wish I had a sister to bully

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ra9cXx1-o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

Who did it better lads?

>>73411537
just 50 years ago that whole area would have been 99% white :(

literally all we need is a one child policy for non-whites

still thinking about that 'sling yer ook' post from earlier


pure kino

>>73411671

MAXXXXXX

>no girl will ever scream my name

>>73411682
>getting fat off WEETBIX

Having my own personal chuckle at you

>>73411714
That sounds like an extremely fascist measure.

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She's on Radio 4's World at One now.

Gen
Gen
Genghis Khan

>>73411671
post more like this please, got a nice little stiffy

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>>73411671
>2:13

phwoaaarrrrr

>>73411660
post your belly you big fat cunt

did mobile phones in 1991 have the capacity to show missed calls?

asking for a friend

>>73411690
Why would it be out of the window? If you're in the position where you need to dry socks it's because you haven't got any others to wear. Speed and efficiency is of the essence.

You can dry a wet sock on the end of a hairdryer in 90 seconds flat. I'll be out the door and shagging your bird while you're still loading up the dryer you absolute woodlouse. Never reply to me again unless you have an apology for me.

>>73411671

do you think they playfully wrestle after some of these?

>>73411742
and?

NUCLEAR TIPPED SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE EXPLODES OVER SYRIA
MANY B-52S LOST

hate Family Guy so much

>>73411786
recall something like this in Threads

Error!

>>73411779
just 50 years ago you'd have been heemed for being openly fascist

>>73411774
Yeah but finding which number you missed was a hassle

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>Powell trained with her for Uni. Challenge in her bedroom with a couple of bottles of wine

SQUEALING

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> I'll be out the door and shagging your bird while you're still loading up the dryer you absolute woodlouse. Never reply to me again unless you have an apology for me.

>>73411786
is it happening?

can only drink coffee in the form of Lattes desu

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>>73411703
I don't like cashews. It's basically an apple's turd.

>>73411836
Americano is the GOAT desu

>>73411609
still would

might wank the old willy again lads

>>73411776
>I'll be out the door and shagging your bird while you're still loading up the dryer you absolute woodlouse. Never reply to me again unless you have an apology for me.
literally crying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1mKVYtJMf4

hmm yes

>>73411822
Who's better, Powell, Monkman or (((Goldman)))?

Still think (((Gutenplan))) is the best candidate of recent years

only watched university challenge for about 5 minutes of my life

makes me feel too thick

nuts I like: walnuts, macadamias
nuts I hate: cashews, almonds

>>73411853
just tastes like boiling tap water

>>73411671
reckon this lad wanks over these videos haha

>>73411786
How do you know its nuclear tipped

>>73411873
absolutely nailed a round on mythical creatures because I played so much homm 3

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That tackle by Seb. Larsson was never worthy of a red card, not even a foul because he was the fist man to the ball. It clearly moves from the contact by Seb.'s foot.

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>>73411897
get OUT of my sight

>>73411853
americano is absolute shite desu

if I'm drinking black coffee it's gonna be an espresso

>>73411887
you've got those in reverse order m8

Reminder leaded petrol/paint caused a large decrease in IQ and an increase in crime over a period of 50 years

Its effects still persist today despite being banned

>sir, here's your coffee, you did want it absolutely scalding hot so you can't drink it for a few minutes, yes?

University Challenge puts too much of an emphasis on literature as opposed to serious matters

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>>73411897
because it is

>>73411944

proofs

>>73411873

I've beat a few teams by myself, never top unis though. Just shit like newcastle

>>73411931
Americano is just espresso and water you fucking clown. Sometimes you just want a sit down with some coffee and relax, not a shot

>>73411944
derrrr
*dribbles copiously*

>>73411935
raw almonds irritate my throat for some reason, same with hazelnuts

Who here has heard "The hum" before ?

>>73411872
I've been in and out during my Mondays this season of it so I cannot give a honest appraisal of those contestants.
World at One and I think Profile did pieces about Monkman, he sounds impressive.

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>>73411944

>>73411974
I know it is you fucking retard, what part of my post implied I didn't? americano tastes fucking shite

>>73411990
doubt you activated your almonds before eating them

idiot

cheese gives me the worst headaches

>>73411967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraethyllead

nuts i like: tim, alex nones
nuts i hate: poleaboo

>>73411820
so say if someone called you like 15 times, would it say "you have 15 missed calls" or something like that?

also, did voicemail exist?

NO MATTER HOW MANY BATTLES IVE BEEN IN
NO MATTER HOW MANY MAGAZINES ON MY NUTS
NO MATTER HOW MANY MCS I EAT UP
OH ITS NEVER ENOUGH

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>>73411944
>tfw born after it was banned

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pakis are disgusting

>>73412109
might berry if she sorts her hair out and gets rid of those ridiculous chin and forehead piercings

>>73412107
yeah but your parents were affected

>>73412028
AMERICANO IS JUST FUCKING ESPRESSO AND WATER YOU FUCKING SPONGE IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE TASTE AT ALL

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*boils water in a rusty metallic kettle*
*kettle ticks*
>ahh yes, my lovely black coffee! cant wait to blow puffs of air into it for an hour in order to cool it down! how refreshing!
>now off i go back to the basement to continue torturing my vicitims!

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>>73412131
wait, i just fact-checked that and it was banned in 2002 here, i was born in 95

tears in my fucking eyes

https://www.fb.com/LADbible/posts/3167600496620452

miss slapping the gf about in a consensual manner

she loves it when I grab her hair and throw her on the bed

>>73412185
*rapes her*

might nip out to a cafe and order some boiling tap water haha or maybe i will order an iced water with syrup wewww boy im adventurous

someone do a new thread before I fucking lose it and start atomising jaws