/brit/

poo poo bum bum

australia was a mistake

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ah australian "Trains"

BELLY'S GONNA GETYA

gona to go a protest that is differing to my opinions. surround myself with coppers and act nonchalant for a while

im so brave x

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the anti-racist gf
https://twitter.com/BhamUpdates/status/851388639821037568
her accent isn't what I expected, doesn't even sound brummie

Figured out why some countries are so shit

Was on my weather app and looked up cities in 3rd world countries

It was about 35c everywhere. would honestly rather kill myself than go through that

>>73412282
>he doesn't have crocodile trains

lmao fucking pleb

>>73412294
would do her straight up the shitpipe, lovingly

>>73412293
ugly LITTLE rorke

business idea: boat subways

reckon in a few thousand years australians will have evolved melanin-riched skin to cope with the sun down there

https://streamable.com/fy0y7

*screeches autistically*

>>73412343
Might get a degree in rentboying

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>>73412294
RRRATSAATSAT ffas

just wannt-NO-NEED an eglish poo-in-loo gf

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghg

reckon in a few thousand years, Brits will have evolved melanin-reduced skin to cope with the lack of sun up there

>>73412370

what's this about? bet it's a nonce trying to flee the country after getting busted.

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Inspiring

>>73412282
>station still isn't shut down

bit of wind an half of England shuts down mate stop being a poofter its just a little flood

>>73412394
didnt really think that through did you

>>73412364
they aren't adapting or evolving because they all use skin cream

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>ywn listen to the specials with her

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>>73412427

>>73412446
>she will never call you a racist for standing up to the islamification of britain

>>73412284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI
>>73412324
What are average midday temperatures in central Aus. and Arizona in summertide (?)

>>73412294
she reminds me of every single girl at brighton uni

you can feel the smugness radiating off her

>>73412450
I work in her constituency, such a mong even for labour standards

>>73412450

that's a strange looking picture of corbyn la

>>73412439
(I'm saying the average brit has melanin-enriched skin but I'll try to be more direct for you next time)

>>73412468
>>73412427
always skeptical of these zoomed in and cropped images

>>73412426
flight overbooked, they picked passangers at random to get off the plane, this guy refused after being talked to several times so they had no choice but to forcibly remove him

embarrassing set of noises he decides to make though

>>73412442
Aus and NZ have the highest rates of melanoma in the world. Suncream doesn't defend from the UV oven that is their home. People who aren't in hospital having their skin resected have more chance to breed.

Australians WILL evolve.

>>73412490
do you think she will get jo cox'd

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~~73412515

>>73412515
who's that then

>flight overbooked

don't they offer you like £2000 to go on a flight the next day or something?

>>73412515
one can dream

>>73412430
I'm gonna have to assume you only use diesel trains

>>73412446
IF YOU HAVE A RACIST FRIEND
NOW IS THE TIME
NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP TO END

>>73412231
hate this pic of thailad ngl

>>73412511
idiotic 'theory'

>>73412536
from wat I read it was 400-800 dollars and a night in a hotel

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the so call 4chan demographics

sorry I didn't realise that muslim was a race

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Post ballbusting pasta

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>>73412565
wah about this one then

>>73412560
literally a cult

>>73412578
FOYs (FRICK OFF YANKS)

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my state just made college tuition completely free for poor people

now is the time to go to school

doubt i'll get accepted though, i'm basically retarded

>>73412576
not at all

>majority of 4chan is college-educated or in the process

Really makes you think

>>73412485
brighton mentioned
yeah the girls round here are very very smug

>>73412616
amending: i'm also a white male so my chances of being accepted are about as low as they can get

>>73412616
claim you're transracial and identify as black. that way you can be as retarded as you want to and given a free ride.

>>73412578
>30% female
Bollocks.

>>73412677
it's 4chan as a whole I mean look at the fucking interests,

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>>73412598
BE IT YOUR SISTER
BE IT YOUR BROTHER
BE IT YOUR COUSIN OR YOUR UNCLE OR YOUR LOVER

>>73412677
;)

>>73412597
people will still vote for them.

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>>73412677
>female bollocks
you are correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w

>>73412705
overrated

>>73412696
filthy nigger loving kike

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>>73412677
that means there there are currently 7 girls in this thread

>>73412711
'ddit

reminder corbyn will literally win the next election


>but m-muh polls!
ah yes polls

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100 word essay due for 5pm today lads and haven't even started it yet

Absolutely fucked haha

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>>73412427
I initially thought Drottninggatan was Drottingham when I saw it, in an attempt to ridicule Nottingham.

>>73412578
I have ZERO interest in Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games OR comics

>>73412732
pretty sure they're all on /cgl/ or /soc/ or the like

>>73412746
doubt it but i wouldnt be particulary surprised

two line post due in 5 seconds

not sure i'll make it

>>73412788
by chance one of them might have stumbled upon /brit/ though

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>tfw watched the new RuneScape documentary and even the Gowers said RS3 was shit because of microtransactions
>tfw OSRS has more players, no MTX, less than a quarter the funding and a tiny dev team

Everyday I hate myself more and more that I never swapped to OSRS but now it seems too late.

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5 second speech in 5 minutes lads and haven't even started it yet

Absolutely fucked haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

>>73412811
most definitely, even if you don't count the commie slags or whoever

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>>73412731
me on the left
you on the right

see yer da is taking the divorce well:
>>73412731

Simple explanation for you lot because I keep seeing #4:

1. Same fabric jacket & trousers, necktie - proper informal dress
2. Different fabric jacket & trousers, necktie - proper casual dress
3. Different fabric jacket & trousers, no necktie - casual dress
4. Same fabric jacket & trousers, no necktie - abomination, stop doing this you plebs

>>73412850
Yeah em on the right telling you both to get the fuck out

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>some people lived in tudor homes in the victorian era

pretty cool

>>73412850
hope this doesn't become an "iconic" image of resistance

they are both posers who should be shot

listening to Bastard by Tyler the creator

classic album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Click this link for nostalgia

Saffiyah may take Rosy's crown as the goddess of /brit/

>>73412850

bet her fanny is fucking RANCID

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Watch the Jew squirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9dA6E3fJw

>>73412888
le fatherless shitskin meme

>>73412819
OSRS would be a nice nostalgia trip but RS3 is just superior

>>73412746
ukip or lib dems will win the next election

>>73412938
doubt it. bet she spents a fortune on cosmetic goods just like every other faux-commie.

What is her name?

>Ex-EDL chief Tommy Robinson says smiling Brummie Saffiyah Khan picture has embarrassed the EDL

the vid:
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/ex-edl-chief-tommy-robinson-12872057

racists BTFO

>>73412971
its really not

>>73412984
>>73412988
wew

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i didn't even take my SATs in highschool and i graduated with a B average. i completely stopped caring in the 10th grade and spent the next two years partying and fucking around, never doing my homework or studying

and that was ten years ago

i doubt even a lowly community college would let me in because there's no way i could pass the aptitude tests. i'd need to pay a kid to tutor me for a few months

fucking fuck i wish i could do my life over again

>If two Israelite men get into a fight and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, you must cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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normoids are disgusting filth

>>73413019
*stares you down*
*steals the threads heart*

pssh..nothin personnel..racist scum

>>73413022
same boat la

we will make though i promise haha x

>>73413022
nobody gives a shite about your yank school shit, fuck off

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>"Holier than thou" is de rigueur among plebs who try to make themselves sound like they have an expansive vocabulary.
>"than thou"
>using the subjective case where the objective case is required.

>>73412971
I genuinely enjoy the combat system in RS3 but the MTX is getting out of hand and the ingame advertising makes it feel like a mobile game made to milk credit card numbers from 8 year olds, not an RPG.

OSRS on the other hand does have that but combat is boring as shit and im a bit late to really git gud at it, starting out now would be hard considering im coming from endgame RS3 content.

>>73413031
oddly specific, but will do

>>73413022
how old are you

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>>73412231
Am I Anglo?

>>73412996
only objectively shit thing about RS3 is the microtransactions but they're easily ignored.

If you're one of those autists who hates the combat system you can fuck off

>>73413059
never seen ingame advertising? it's just that treasure hunter icon when you log in but you can just ignore it

>>73413031
i am duty-bound to follow the word of god

>>73413100
yes but you have be in denial about it

>>73413099
around 28

>>73413105
They have literal popup ads that give you key offers every month or so its fucking infuriating because i dont want to buy their shit and already pay a membership fee

>>73413105
you fuck off

>>73412945

kek, gg

>>73413056
It's a phrase taken directly from the King James Bible you numpty (Isaiah 65:5).

>>73413138
really? I've honestly never seen that. I only play off and on when I get bored though so maybe I miss them.

>>73413022
>normie cunts realising they should have worked instead of being normie

>playing runescape at all

even the old school one is boring now. you should've stopped that shit at 13 years old

>>73413136
fuck off
>>73413099
26

>>73412677
umm hello sweetie xxx

>>73413194
I started at 13 years old tbf

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Ah yes, a dictator telling us how a revolution should be done

Very good

imn 7

>>73413194
*dds specs you*
sit

>>73413228
>dictator

Monarchy

>>73413199
>>73413136
>proxy failure

embarrassing.jpg

>>73413228
Hello jihadist

>>73413270
27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJMCQ94t98k

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>>73412578
there are zero, zilch, cero, null, nialas women on this site

fuck on/off

PJW isn't quite the firebrand I was lead to believe

he's like

a bit of a loser really

>>73413338
jog on nip

I'm not a rapper

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491248205310.webm
george...

>>73413100
GAELED

>>73413158
I think I found the reason why that happened
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/than#Usage_notes
but the bit “Which say,” at the start of Isaiah 65:5 is lost on me.

I am an idiot sandwich

>>73413349
He, like most of the twitter/YT celebrities of the right, is an opportunist who goes where the wind of populism takes him.

He doesn't believe what he's saying. He's 'dumped trump' then picked it up when it lost him followers after syria saying he was behind trump still. He said he was alt-right then said he was never alt-right when spencer came out.

He's an opportunist making money of idiots, though he makes nearly no money anymore because you cant monetise political videos on youtube (it was their way to try and stop the 'alt-right' from being so popular of their platform).

>>73413349
if i'm informed correctly, he makes 6 figures and is only 27

>>73413412
reddit

for me its McChicken Sandwich

>>73413433
tumblr

>>73413338
fuck on right hand
fuck off left hand

>>73413189
i didn't work or be normie

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panfu :33

>>73413422
>>73413424
who is right?

I think spencer speaking was much more in tune with how he was represented

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfDsje6WPbc

ah yes tim's guitar "playing"

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>Defend our ladies honour, lads

I have a friend of Jewish descent, he hates white people, he is a literal communist and he is also gay

Who said memes aren't true

>>73413481
nah fuck off

>>73413493
PJW isn't right about anything. He may say stuff you agree with, but he doesn't mean it, he doesn't know why he's saying it or it's true implications. He's just parroting the popular narrative on twitter/facebook/youtube comments for upvotes.

He is reddit.

>>73413580
i meant about the monetisation desu

>>73413544
why are you friends with someone like that?

>>73413604
Oh, I am. PJW can no longer monetise his videos. He's still employed by infowars though.

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>>73413529
How long can Tim keep his gimmick up? At one point he's going to be too old and he'll have to be put into a home and then we'll never hear from him again

>>73413615
knew him before he was like that

Is it okay having yoghurt mint sauce with a dinner?

really don't care about someones skin colour.
Unless they're black.
fuck niggers.

>>73413623
probably a few years

though judging by his weight he'll probably die from heart failure

>>73413228
He has good points, also, it cannot be counted as a revolution if the wannabe revolutionaries cannot take the caput and eject the leaders from power.
His father Haafez was part of a kind of revolution (coup d'état).

have never and will never consume anything put out by the bizarro alt right runtoids you crustaceans drivel on about on here, and this makes me better than you

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'dit?

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>gentlemen, I propose the prediction than 100, maybe even 50 years from now, that men will become addicted to what I call 'rude films'. These films will contain sex acts that will assuage the lesser males in society, while the more capable males mingle with the females. They will be rendered docile by these films!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ9cdWD-hxo

>>73413687
>where are the thinkers

Dead, because he killed them

>where are the leaders

Also dead, he killed them too.

>wah, the fighters are foreign

Bullshit, 90% of Syrian rebels are Syrian.

>>73413744
>why Jules, that idea's absolutely preposterous; positively dystopian! What kind of man would be happy watching such a film. No man beyond the most perverted and looked-down-up would be satisfied watching others make love to the very women he wishes to bed! No sir, I and the others on this committee reject your farcical 'rude film' prediction! For you see, I have the utmost faith that the men of later generations will have the courage and virility to find women of their own! I have faith these men will make something of themselves and not succumb to such a shameful thing!

>rebels

Stop this gimmick, they are jihadists. There are no remaining "rebels"

I've NEVER understood why /pol/ is against Islam, ffs Wahabism is almost exactly like /pol/s ideology.
They both hate """degenerates"""", are racist, want to suppress women and control people, and aim to do so through violent means.
>inb4 le /pol/ is libertarian meme
Classic /pol/ is FASCIST,

Pulp Fiction, Birdman and Big Lebowski are such shit films

Genuinely fucking dog shit

It only takes a few weeks to get to know somebody. It takes months to forget them.

>>73412231
>The emphasis on rights instead of responsibilities was leading to “the abyss of human decadence” and to the committing of “moral violence against young people, such as motion pictures full of pornography, crime, and horror.” At the root of the modern malaise was the modern philosophy of “rationalistic humanism or humanistic autonomy,” which declared the “autonomy of man from any higher authority above him.”

>Furthermore, this disease is not merely destructive but self-destructive. It has no long-term future. Although secular fundamentalist “progressives” might believe in a future “golden age,” such an age does not exist. >The future that they herald is merely one of gathering gloom and ever darkening clouds. This fate has ever been so for those who proclaim their “Pride.” They have nothing to expect in the future but their fall.

Hmm...

*furrows brow and settles into a concerned expression*

>>73413806
what are your favourite films then?

>>73413806
thanks for letting us know. fortunately, your opinion isn't valued by anyone.

>>73413806
name 3 good films

>>73413806
Agree except Pulp Fiction is pretty damn good imo

>>73413849
http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2014/10/twenty-years-it-s-time-admit-pulp-fiction-bad-film

>>73413529
what is he even doing he's not playing chords

been watching him for 2 years now and if anything he's got even worse at guitar, how can that be possible?

>>73413409
>but the bit “Which say,” at the start of Isaiah 65:5 is lost on me

What's there to be lost on you? It's not following 19th/20th century prescriptivist grammar or vocabulary.

It wasn't really standardised but most 16th and 17th century texts I know (and the King James Bible in particular) use "who" in the singular and "which" in the plural when referring to people. So it's "person who does X" but "people which [or that] do Y".

If you read more of that passage it's enumerating the actions of people and using which/that.

>>73412294
rorkelet

>>73413876
state of him

hmmm, yes. The recent Syrian Uprising was not merely using “human rights”, “freedom” and “democracy” as fronts to appeal to Westerners and not springing from something more deep-seated (!)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamist_uprising_in_Syria

about to call in lads

now I can play Yu-Gi-Oh all day

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Lost my virginity today lads to my now girlfriend, im 21 and had plenty of oppurtunities before with older gfs but never did and all i can say is, holy shit is sex highly overated

>>73413871
you let other people form your opinions for you? do you also believe in god? fucking lol mate get a grip.

>>73413749
>Bullshit, 90% of Syrian rebels are Syrian.

Hmm, I wish I could believe this, I really do. But you come to me without proof and ask me to believe your wild claims? Egad, begone.

>>73413917
You say that now but you'll want it again eventually

You'll see

>>73413917
that's why you should stay a virgin for as long as possible

the idea of sex is much better than the reality

>>73413871
>newstatesman
nigger

>>73413917
Bad sex is overrated

>>73413917
congratulations

>>73413936
>>73413951
>>73413960
>>73413962
Ha-ha, just kidding lads, didn't have sex.

why are they calling the westminster policeman a hero?

all he did was stand there and get stabbed by a paki

>>73413936
Well we'll probably root next time we meet again, didnt help that i wanked 12 hours before so couldnt get a full on stiffy, gonna not choke the chicken for a few days then fuck her again and see how that goes lad tbqhwy familia

>>73413993
everyones a hero these days mate.

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>>73413985

>>73413993
he's been stabbed by a paki, what have you done?

>>73413934
I only wish I could be as enlightened as you. Well, one can dream.

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>>73413985
t. Virgin posing as me

>>73414018
not been stabbed by a paki

>>73413993

show some RESPECT

RIP PC gamer

:')

just removed all my alt-right/edgy political subscriptions on youtube. don't know what I was thinking

>meeting a girl later
>get horny and have a wank
>know i will perform worse but cant help myself
fuck sake pete

want to die lads

going to bed lads

somebody hacked hewillnotdivide.us

>>73414059
I only subscribe to fellow radical centrists

>>73414067
look, just stick it out, stay positive and eventual-hahahah i'm just kidding it never gets better.

>>73413384
George is by far the best character of the show

George>Kramer>Jerry>>>>>>>>Newman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elaine

>>73413993
RIP IN PEACE DRUMMER LEE RIGBY

>>73414022
bit sad that you consider free thinking as enlightened.

>>73414062
Lad, had a wank after night shift and woke up, met her then fugged, delet this

>>73413917
obviously, most girls haven't a clue, the ones who do are mostly all slags so it's a difficult place

FWB are good though, not just for the sex either, good to just text a girl, get her to come over, chill watch a film with food, then bang a few times throughout the night with no strings attached :)

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>Assad is best for Syria

hmmmm

>>73414067
i have a three month thing where i write down the day that i last didn't feel suicidal and then if three months pass i tell myself i'll kill myself, am currently a month and a half through so something good could still happen

remembering the time everyone kept saying 'rip soldier' about Lee Rigby and all I said was 'would it not matter if he wasnt a soldier or something' and about 20 people started calling me a 'disrespectful melt' and a 'disgrace to the country'

haha

>>73414115
he truly was the next john bonham

gone too soon

>>73414139
Im completely detached though, making her think im her gf, treating her like a gf, but detaching myself internally from any relationship, essentialy feigning it tbqh

>>73413993
You could go to an pointless, unjustifiable war in Iraq and just stand around on stag duty in between raping Arab women and still be called a 'hero' by many merely by virtue of being a soldier.

Many words just lose their meaning by repeated misuse - it's one of the wonderful features of language. Think 'rape' which used to mean forcing your dick into a woman but can now mean having sex with a girl who withdraws consent.

>>73414160
Pee Figby

>>73413917
Lost mine a few weeks ago

Yeah it's not amazing. Got bored pretty quickly, although she appeared to be enjoying herself.

>inb4 you had bad sex

>>73414145
fake news

ISIS killed 3000 in one town alone

>>73414145
>SNHR

literal fake news done by 1 jihadist living in a flat in cambridge

>>73414194
literally now means the exact opposite of literally.

do you like cats?

>>73414196

kek

>>73414201
>>73414202
Cheers lads, I think I'd rather believe them than some rando on the internet though

Good video on heroes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Rc0OfEkRE

>>73413917
honestly its hollywood that makes it look way better than it is.
Most porn looks gross but hollywood sex is so fucking hot

>>73414209
you don't know how bad it truly is

t.Californian

>>73414235
'sheed

>>73414118
Ah yes, to be a true free-thinker, unrestrained by religious and moral paradigms; a true Nietzsche on the modern world.

Please teach me how to 'think freely' as you do!

America is evil

>>73414235
so you deny IS executed 3000 people in town village?

>>73413529
is this a joke?

had sex on ketamine a few weeks ago felt amazing but probably looked ridiculous

>>73413384
Literally didn't laugh once watching ALL of Seinfeld

I still enjoyed it though

>>73414270
I haven't heard that story

>>73414264
bit unsure as to why you're so bitter. linking an opinion of someone else doesn't prove a film is shit or not. its just someone random arseholes opinion. come to your own conclusions.

>>73414103
white cis male I presume?

>>73412294
NEED an anti-racist gf

>>73414201
>"The United Kingdom-based SOHR is run out of a two-bedroom terraced home in Coventry by one person, Rami Abdulrahman,[3] a Syrian Sunni Muslim who also runs a clothes shop. After three spells in prison in Syria, Abdulrahman came to Britain in 2000 fearing a longer, fourth jail term.[1] The New York Times in April 2013 described him being on the phone all day every day with contacts in Syria, and checking all information himself.[3] Born Osama Suleiman, he adopted a pseudonym during his years of activism in Syria, and has used it publicly ever since."

>>73414192
that's one way to turn her into a psycho bitch

why are you making her think that way? reckon you've gone too far already desu, I never even give girls the idea that I'm interested in becoming a couple and they still get that idea, let alone when you feed her what she wants to hear lad

or just stop talking to her for a few days, then when you talk again just say you felt you were leading her on and felt bad and that you never wanted to get serious and shit like that, either she stops talking to you altogether or still wants something less serious

>>73414202
i thought he owned a clothes shop

There's always a handful of articles every year right around Mother's Day that detail what mothers "should be" earning based on all the things they do when taking care of their kids and doing domestic work and all that. It's always some ridiculous six or seven-figure salary they think they deserve because of their many "job titles" they acquire over years of parenting. Like how they have experience in nursing because they put a band-aid on a scratch and kissed it better, or how they're professional chefs because they nuked some chicken nuggets for dinner.
Being a housewife/domestic warrior/WTFever they call themselves now can still give skills sometimes that will fit on a resume, but the attitude that mommies have that they are entitled to a job after not working for 15 years and that being a parent makes them experts on everything isn't doing them any favors.

>>73414301
next time, do some research before blinding accepting a dubious chart made by someone with a clear agenda.

someone post a hat, one i've not seen before

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>>73414373

kinda want fwb with the last girl I fucked but I don't think she wants anything to do with me :( we still see each other often in a friend capacity so having another cracking could make things very awkward hahaha ffs

>>73413917
passionate sex with a grill who knows what she's doing is literally one of the best feels imagineable

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>>73414373

>>73414387
ta x

>>73414352
wouldn't be surprised if this guy was the next UK terrorist

hope the cops have all their eyes on him

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>>73414373

>>73414352
>actual Syrian with hundreds of contacts on the ground who spends every day fact-checking

This is literally more reliable than anyone on /pol/

>>73414279
>png
fuck off

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Gunna make some /brit/×2hu gimmicks and i guarantee alot of you will be unhappy about these Japanese related gimmicks on your small british section of this Japanese culture imageboard.
But literally none of you can stop me.

>>73413871
theres about 4 negative sentences in this entire article and 3 of them are basically "its racist and sexist." the rest is talking about its cultural influence. did you even read it?

there is not a single sane person or country that still supports the rebels

Belfast mate ry wants you to jump on steam

>>73414431
Yes it's more reliable than anyone on /pol/ but I literally heard it on radio 4 as the first source they were quoting after the gas attack the other day

it's hyped up to be much more than it is and is nothing compared to proper organisation that actually have networks of journalists in syria, the surrounding countries, teams of researchers and multiple times more contacts

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me aha

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made me think

>>73414482
get stabbed by a paki

>>73414431
>this empty potato sack with arm holes cut into it is a better jumper than a snake

>>73414490
ya boi

>>73414352
how in gods name does a cunt like that up and move to the UK. I cant even go to America if I have anything on my criminal record

>>73414431
i know you're just a baiting sadcase but the /sg/ actually gets quite good info

>>73414431
Sure but it's still some paki in Coventry, it's not an organisation it's not peer-reviewed and it doesn't state it's sources.

He can say whatever the fuck he wants and it's quoted EVERYWHERE because he has an official sounding name

>>73414484
>normies even stealing our ironic meme addiction memes/crippling depression memes

Fuck off seriously, what the fuck.

>>73414499
Because he's brownish

>>73414475
that ISIS number is clear bullshit though so I'm discarding the whole thing as fake news

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Ah yes, let's believe the white helmets

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1491821169112.webm

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Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Should NOT have put jalapenos on my pizza last night. Arse is blown out.

>>73414499
soft touch britain. the country is literally done for.

>>73414528
ed miliband

Honestly have a nicely sized dick, but just wish it was nice and CHUNKY like 7 inches+ girth

>>73414528
he will play himself

>>73414499
>the /sg/ actually gets quite good info

LE WEAPONISED AUTISM

Many ignorant people do not make an informed person, sorry lad.

>>73414528

Will Smith

>>73414499
it's called being a refugee and he picked the perfect time to come when tony blair was letting loads in

>>73414522
it wasn't me talking about any ISIS number, this >>73414352 was the first post I made

just saying why the sohr isn't really as reputable as it's presented as beign

>>73414527
yeah it fucking is

if he has put up any resistance or actually had a gun and shot the paki before he stabbed him he would have been a racist

There is a literal jihadist in /brit/

>>73414482
died confronting an armed terrorist

>>73414550
grass is always greener desu

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>>73414580

>>73414523
This is misrepresentation, they weren't actually saying he was injured, it was clearly meant to be a dramatisation.

Retard, check your facts before you repost shite from /pol/

>>73414528
Idris Elba

>>73414059
>Not having done this a long time ago

>>73414580

GCHQ is literally monitoring everything we do on the internet now, he'll get picked up shortly.

if there's ever any debate over who did something bad in the world the answer is usually the jews

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>>73414525
Why are niggers so stupid?

don't really go on /pol/ anymore

what do the drumpfkins think about trump bombing syria then

>>73414615
>im going to make a bold claim and provide 0 evidence but you need to check your facts
lol

Any qt British Indian pornstars lads?

>>73414634
not even just GCHQ any more

food standards agency can request a full list of your complete browsing history

>>73414525
i dont get how people drop so quickly from being shot.

>>73414679
how do you know

>>73414661
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/24/middleeast/mannequin-challenge-white-helmets-syria/

>>73414653
most of them have dropped him and are calling him a jewish shill

some of the loyal ones say he is playing 4D chess and trying to scare china and north korea

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>>73414528
Corbyn is picking up a bit of steam. He has had a distaster free fornight

So I had a discussion with my friends at uni today (Melbourne uni).

They feel as if Australians are some of the least patriotic people in the world. They aren't even like gay cunt greenie lads either, they're like normal blokes.

According to every list I've ever read (and general observation), Australia is the 2nd most patriotic country behind the US.

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>>73414615
What would be the point in filming a dramatisation? Are you saying they're acting? Fake?

>>73414525
not entirely sure what's going on

>>73414528
dianne abbot

>>73414649
why is this zach braff picture always followed with a racist comment

>>73414734
They were trying to draw attention to their organisation by doing a viral meme.

It's just some shite attempt at PR, it's not deliberate falsification.

As opposed to what you're doing.

>>73414709
turks are the most patriotic, to a comedic level

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>>73414672
>qt
>British
>Indian

>>73414709
China is patriotic as absolute fuck and in north korea they all get brainwashed to be patriots

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>>73414776
why indeed nigger

>15 posts over the new threshold

get on it, runtoids

>>73414525
>/pol/ will defend this
Literal police brutality. Those fuckers need a bloody good shake.

>>73414782
>They were trying to draw attention to their organisation by doing a viral meme.
Christ I believe it but those sandnigs are some retarded blokes I'll give em that

>>73414525
expecting the march in their defense any time now
>>73414831
stop baiting

>>73414793
any brown slags that come out ol england then?

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>>73414793

>>73414838

wew

>>73414796
>>73414790
difference in the style of patriotism though. Westerners are faithful the country and the values for which it stands while non-whites are faithful to their respective dictator.

*squeals and starts sweating as I am brutally whipped for not making a new thread on time*

>>73414838
sex is a bit rank looking isn't it

>>73414796
> in north korea they all get brainwashed to be patriots

tbf this is true of all patriots and nationalists, it's a state of delusion

>>73414877
thanks for the info mr. goldberg

>>73414877
s t o p b a i t i n g

New one lids

>>73414886