Hello darkness my old friend edition
real thread
at least in darkness the horrors of reality are hidden
You should go out and purchase a baconator
Thinking about texting a girl and asking her if she wants to come over, buds. Kind of bored right now.
I want to go to bed but I have to leave for work in like an hour
IVE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN
>making it at 305
janny will get u
>>73352933
Hello
>>73352942
>>73352914
Ewww.. girls are gross
>>73352950
lol i remember when these were popular as fuck, wish people posted more
If repeating digits, everyone turns into spurdo's :DDDDDD
>>73352916
What do you do for work
>>73352999
kys scriptnigger
>>73352999
fug :DDDD
>>73352999
benis, perhaps?
going to the gym in a bit :3
>>73353006
Meme cop
I stop kids on my campus from underage drinking, good stuff and very rewarding
>>73353025
Benis in bagina xDDDDDD
>>73352979
What's /cum/'s opinion about fwbs?
>>73352999
ohno :DDDDDDD
>>73352957
>illin'wah
>>73353026
Pale brunettes are the best famm
>>73353071
Sex in general is a massive bluepill
Don't be a slave to your primal desires, bud
*chafes you*
>>73352999
bud i dun wanna spurdo
fug i spurdo :DDDDD
gonna act like a nigger and wil out on the corner with my boys and rob a dumb whitey later tonight
>>73352829
nth for jhene is cute
>>73353100
baby jesus gave you dubs because he approves of this post and casual sex makes him cry
University sucks.
>>73353071
i'd rather just stay f's :o
>>73353075
Where did you get that? That armor is sacred to our order! You shall be punished, n'wah!
me tykkäämme juhlia
>>73353136
what're you taking?
/dixie/
>>73353100
is fapping also bluepilled
Mexico is a shithole lol
>>73353138
Why?
>>73353167
Watching porn is a bluepill
Fapping is alright
>>73353113
Can I come? I got a $15 Walmart gift card
>>73353165
cuck
the gf
>>73353184
alright i'm highly redpilled then
>>73353165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKih6b7IssA
>>73353201
Abolish the federal government
>>73353167
I fap to selfies of sluts
It's the ultimate red pill
>>73353136
Ugh, I'm in finals too.
Oh btw what do you guys think about a university completely removing its German language program? Mine just basically made it impossible for me to finish my minor because the courses won't exist...
>>73353087
correct
>be Southerner
>get BTFO
any of you lads use interpals?
how is it?
>>73353227
Extremely bluepilled
Don't let them hold power over you amigo
>>73353183
it's always messy to move on it seems
>>73353087
you talking about asians?
>>73353251
I used it for a while
Kinda a waste of time for Ameriburgers since everyone is so far away desu
I can see why Europoors would use it because they could just hop on a 2hr train ride to go meet a foreign qt though
Up to you senpai
>>73353277
Gross, fuck no.
Pale brunette white girls like >>73353236
>>73353087
>>73353277
>>73353266
It should be okay on my end desu but I can't control the other end.
>>73353277
that's a very cute chink
>>73353328
For/
>>73353292
were you able to talk to a lot of girls?
Emma is objectively the cutest girl name
>>73353353
Third world ones yeah
I had a lot of luck in the Phillipines and Indonesia desu
Although let it be known that in 90% of cases she's also talking to like 5 other guys from the site at the same time
>>73353384
Jungle Asians are objectively the worst Asians.
>>73353372
ok
fgt
>>73353344
janny will determine
whoa....so this...is the power..the power of............../cum/
reprottrted idoit enjoy my bvan, faggo
>>73353402
They grew on me desu
They're like regular asians except brown, less autistic, and don't have as high expectations of male partners as their east asian counterparts
>>73353236
she has the eyebrows of an tashkent princess
dorothy and harriet are actually the qtest girl names
>>73353376
i rescpectfuly disagre
>>73353384
ok think i'll give it a try
>tashkent princess
I claim this thread for Asia
lydia is a really cute girl name
>>73353462
Give me a qter girl name
>>73353494
not really
Quebec mulatto, I just want to tell you that I've decided to continue talking to the black haired girl I posted and am slowly not talking to the blonde girl as much. I won't hurt your waifu.
>>73353504
>>73353494
*vomits*
>taking a blue/red pill
>not taking the danepill
>>73353494
correct
>>73353504
incorrect
>>73353311
>>73353342
>>73353475
how can blondes even compete?
>>73353501
elise
;_;
>>73353511
thats good, the blonde girl deserves a non sociopathic mormon husband
>>73353220
>implying hypocritical Dixiecucks didn't love muh federal gubmint when they were implementing fugitive slave acts and using executive prerogatives and the US Army/Navy to defend slaveholding interests in Texas and Cuba
>implying the Southern aristocrats believed in strict constructionism as anything other than a partisan cudgel whereby they could defend the peculiar institution of using their countrymen as bonded farm equipment
Burning of Atlanta best day of my life. JAJAJAJA take a bath of dead dixie
*is tired*
>>73353384
did you use your facebook to make your account or not
>3DPD
>>73353568
No?
Didnt know that was an option kek. I don't even have a goybook
>>73353494
I don't think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4ole_bRTdw
>>73353501
Emily is objectively the better name starting with Em
>>3DPD
What's the best kpop music video to fap to?
Weed pro here AMA
>>73353599
This. Emma is a shitty name tbhfam.
>3 (Dead)DPD
>>>3DPD
>>73353599
evil name 2bh but it is qt
>>73352829
Feels good man.
this is the president of mexico
>>73353541
eloise is even cuter
>I jerk off to cartoons
>>73353632
I've seen this three times in the past two days and I just noticed the huge shoes
brb
>>73353678
holy shit same
>>73353690
stay safe
Evelyne is objectively cuter than all the names posted so far
>I've seen this three times in the past two days and I just noticed the huge shoes
>>73353501
>Kaitlyn
>Daniella
>Marion
>>73353725
disgusting
>kpop
>>73353749
>Kaitlyn
Objectively white trash tier name.
>>73353725
Elderly tier
>>73353590
figured it might be easier than having to upload pics separately but don't want "anon logged into interpals!" popping up on my normiebook
>>73353775
accurate post
>>73353770
did she died
>>73353764
>>73353797
post something better then you dorks
>>73353725
>evelyne
Éléonore is much qter
>>73353855
Mary
>>73353026
Love the eyebrows
>>73353855
Jenna is a cute name
Do other generals derail into yellow fever sessions too or is it just us?
>>73353874
bad
>>73353877
bad
>>73353891
not good
>>73353914
ex-yu like black girls
aisha is a cute girl name
So dark, so cold. Just the way I planned it.
Catherine is better than Kaitlyn in every way.
its actually happening now, we're fucking invading syria
>tfw I'm about to get so high
I'm about to get so high
>>73353925
that's....strange
Good names: Sophia, Maria, Theresa, Natasha, Julia, the list goes on
>>73353968
>>73353968
wtf i hate drumpf now
>Good names: Sophia, Maria, Theresa, Natasha, Julia, the list goes on
>>73353210
tell her to wipe the snot off her nose
>>73353968
the democrats actually murdered seth rich for leaking their shit
Someone on /pol/ told me to go back to /cum/
Who was it?
>>>/pol/120206200
>>73353968
congrats more wars to pay for
think bout it
>>73353968
Its time.
Way past time.
We'll sell the land to Israel for many shekels
>>73354038
it was actually me haha it was just a prank haha
>>73354076
t. drumpf
>>73354038
turn off flags if you're going to shitpost
>>73353968
>>73353968
>spiraling out of control debt
>starts another war
Why???????
just ordered a copy of j.b. harold murder club boys
>>73354124
Looks like a penis head
I have a transportation question, /cum/: in small states, such as Massachusetts and Rhode Island, is it necessary to own a car? Can't you just own a bike and go everywhere conveniently as well?
>buying books when you can just pirate the epub
>>>/pol/120191378
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/secretary-state-rex-tillerson-change-us-military-position/story?id=46674777
fucking idiots
>>73354136
what kind of question is this
do you think they live in tiny houses too?
>>73353968
you can live in my basement to escape the draft
I'm personally hyped as fuck for Cold War II
W-what?
Can americans have one peaceful president? Just one?
>>73354245
no... wait thats not right.
MORE NUKES>
gonna start doing yoga
>>73354275
Are you a middle aged white woman?
>>73354313
are you gay?
>>73354254
We did, and he was assassinated.
>>73354254
you're dumb as fuck if you believed this guy >>73353968
>>73354205
N-no
I'm just wondering because, New England is like rly small and it would be spatially advantageous in my mind, if someone were to ride bikes over there.
Public service announcement to /cum/: do research on certain nutrient deficiencies and see if you may have one.
>be me
>have bad acne that is treatment-resistant
>be completely apathetic, lethargic and depressed
>have bad dandruff
>be really irritable for as long as I can remember
>never had too bad of a diet
>decide to go buy supplements because I was desperate
>buy a zinc supplement, take one
>hours later, feeling regularly happy and with the ability to actually enjoy things
>do research on vitamin deficiency
>realize I have symptoms of zinc deficiency to the t
>but I exercise and eat healthy and am a very healthy weight
I believe, in reality, I have some genetic cause or something that leads me to having very faulty zinc uptake or something like that. It's not a placebo, because I had no idea zinc could help at all. I feel hungover from last night's binging a little but I feel on top of the world compared to how I used to feel.
So do some research and check out if you may have some vitamin deficiency. I hear vitamin D deficiencies are common, especially among people that hardly leave their homes.
>>73354246
What did they mean by this?
>>73354361
how can someone with that many (You)'s be wrong?
checkmate atheists
so will the wall be cancelled due war?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNx3BvUdiNk
>>73354384
tough luck jose, we're now building a wall on all sides
killing myself on halloween
i watched rogue one and i don't know what the plot was at all
why does everyone on /pol/ have such a warboner
Tick season buds
>>73354400
Bad idea
>>73354384
It's just the media blowing shit out of proportion. Obama did the same kind of shit in Syria but now Trump is doing it so they're not bothering trying to hide it.
>>73354428
why's that bud?
>>73354400
is this calgary?
trump is now simultaneously a russian puppet and an enemy of the russian state. I need the media to tell me how to feel about this
>>73354447
See this >>73354375
Try to improve your body so you can improve your mind, so you can love life and work on having friends, bud
>>73354419
I'm actually surprised by the amount of anti-war posters in pol. Let's hope civilian causalities isn't nearly as massive as Iraq.
>>73354419
>Why do depressed near suicidal manchildren who lead pointless deadend lives and lack any self drive to join the army themselves want a forced draft and have a warboner
gonna have to think about this one for a bit
>>73354466
new brunswick
>>73354475
no can-do
how yall doin tonight
>>73354474
truly it is the russians playing 4d chess
>>73354474
Hello Anonymous from 4chan, thank you for expressing your concern. I am the media. In regards to your questions regarding Donad Trump and Russia, you are racist and sexist and solely responsible for genociding the natives. The dow jones is up or something. More at eleven.
>>73354423
Thanks opossums :)
>Anon was the media all this time
>>73354423
I've never seen a tick in my life
god bless opossums
>you will never be a japanese highschooler
>wanting 6 day school/work days
>you will never kill 96.5% of the ticks on you
>you will never do cute things with a cute canadian
>>73354609
thank god
japanese male highschool uniforms are aesthetic asf though
>>73354638
hold me
>>73354638
woah
what are you doing for golden week senpai desu ne
>>73354640
haha send me a cute danish gf and we can do all the cute things you want my man
this really made me think
>>73354638
comon seriously wtf
>>73354670
Deep....
>>73354509
Why not?
>>73354687
in your ass
>>73354631
>job hunting
>see opening for cedar point
>do some research
>the carnies there work 16 hour days, 6 day weeks, and live in on-site "college-like" dorms that are never cleaned
>for barely above minimum wage
Who gains from all these wars? No meme answers
>>73354717
the jews
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/850869189287985152
>>73354705
I cum
>>73354717
the muslims. and both the muslims and their sycophant supporters will tell you the jews did it
>>73354638
Fake news
>>73354742
>>73354742
in your mouth
Oh no
>>73354717
YHWH's chosen.
>>73354701
it's already been decided, years of untreated mental illness is creeping up and every day is a struggle, i just want to die on my favorite day of the year
>>73354754
kot
Hi guys.
He's gonna go for it
>>73354805
hey man
>>73354782
You don't want to even get better, then?
Do you not have people you will hurt in the process?
Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk
>>73354805
Trump? Is that you?
I could have helped you
You could have listened
You should've voted for me
please respond to my lewd comments
it looks like at this point the US forces might just be heading to Raqqa so don't be too worried
Why does morning come
He's in
>>73354868
I don't know bro :(
>>73354872
get him the heck outta there
>>73354828
>You don't want to even get better, then?
no
>Do you not have people you will hurt in the process?
no friends, family is all dead
>>73354872
ship him back
>>73354868
>when god has more plans for you
>>73354872
k o t
>>73354811
I used to love sticking my box cutter in those things at my old job. Just unpacking boxes full of them, jabbing them once, and squeezing them in my arm, listening to all the air come out, watching them deflate. Then, we'd pack them tightly into trash bags and throw them out the back door for the garbage men to deal with. Too bad the humane society shut us down last year.
>>73354895
>>73354899
>>73354912
>>73354921
>>73354930
>>73354937
not your kot
My new SKS may or may not hold 11 rounds in the magazine. I'm Californian.
Yes I'm reposting from /k/
>>73354937
>>73354964
>>73354961
Of course he isn't. Moose-chan lives in japan
>>73354964
>I need more than one bullet to complete my mission!
>>73354826
What's up?
>>73354845
No. :)
I'm gender- and nation-fluid. Today my pronouns are they/them, and my flag is Costa Rican. Please keep this in mind when responding to my posts, thank you.
Haven't posted here in more than a week.
It's an odd feeling, once you break the cycle of partaking in this autism fest you wonder why you spent so much time in this aimless pile of shit and piss, fail and AIDS. I guess when you have virtually no social interaction and spend the majority of your days and nights locked in the house you take any social interaction you can get. I am not one of you people, I never was. But for a long time I didn't have the willpower to do anything else with my time but sit here and shit talk you faggots.
I am trying to reintegrate into society after spending several years as a shut in. Doing nothing in particular but drugs, alcohol and shitposting. I feel like an ex con that has been sent to live in a halfway house. For several years I have not left the house except for semi regularly seeing a friend or mundane shit like going to the store. I lost my sense of self entirely. I think I have gone about as close as a person can get to the precipice of genuine insanity without actually breaking.
I forgot how to interact with people. I feel like a sick old dog that's been let out of a small enclosure after several years. What the fuck to say, how to act, how to think? Half the time I come across as a sperglord and spill spaghetti, sometimes a switch flips and I for a while I feel like a person again.
I don't feel like a lot of you will even understand this, maybe only a few of you even really deserve to read it. But I feel compelled to say it.
Either way, I don't post here anymore.
>>73355058
I didn't read this.
You have autism.
>>73355058
tldr
>>73355044
when will women accept height-fluidity? I'm a trans-6'2" chad in a manlet body
>>73355058
After 10 words I was so tired that I had to stop reading.
>>73355058
I read this.
You have autism.
>>73355058
Like if you read this, re-post this on your wall (don't share it) if you feel like this speaks to you!
EINSTEIN WAS AUTISTIC
>>73355111
Autism is a very serious mental condition that shouldn't be joke dabout
Does the kind of autism that doesn't involve mental disability even exist? Or is it just a construct of psychology?
BIG
>>73355176
I prefer to classify Autism as a developmental disorder, because one of the fundamental requirements for diagnosis is that its onset is within the first 3 years of life.
"Mental disability" is really vague. Autistic people can just be impaired socially and express repetitive behaviors/obsessions, but they don't necessarily have to be disabled. Mental disability is typically defined as having an extremely low IQ.
>>73355209
BIG?
>>73355209
>he has the virgin smile
>>73355209
CROWD
>according to virgins how you smile shows youre a virgin
rmyt
>>73355209
do you guys see that maximum thick asian in the back? da fuck.
>>73355225
I sound like I contradict myself here. In neurology, mental disability is typically measured with extremely low IQ. I'm not sure how psychologists measure it, so that's why I said it was vague
>>73355269
oml you have the virgin smile don't you
>>73355270
>>73355209
THIS MY NIGGA
DEM THIGHS HOLY FUCK
>>73355209
>fried ice cream
dog bless
>>73355209
those are some Bane level thighs
>THIS MY NIGGA
>
>DEM THIGHS HOLY FUCK
post the virgin walk/chad walk image
alright lads what you sayin
>>73355330
please, i was looking for this all day
>>73355330
COMING IN HOT SENPAI
MEME DELIVERY
THAT'LL BE 12.99
FOL
>>73355319
>unironically being irish
>>73355365
there is NOTHING wrong with the Irish
>>73354670
wtf i hate amerikkka
>>73355365
Do you lads really eat crisps(chips as you yanks call them) as a side dish to a meal???
It hurts just thinking about it desu
Reminder
Red zone = bad poster
>>73355428
sometimes
>>73355428
I always have chips whenever I buy Subway desu
>>73355428
I eat crisps for breakfast, lunch, and in church if I want. That's called freedom.
>>73355437
why does pennsylvania look like that
>>73355428
Do brits really eat chip (crisps as you call them) sandwiches?
There is only 1 region in all of /cum/ with 100% bad posters
>>73355440
>>73355455
>>73355457
Please dont, they are just empty calories America-senpai
>>73355465
>he is not aware of the greater penn reich
>>73355428
>he doesn't have a sandwich and chips for lunch
bongs are fucking backwards
>>73355486
She was from Ontario
>>73355489
calories are calories my man
tfw no strong man to die for
>>73355530
I am moderately able-bodied with an encroaching sense of fatalism, is that good enough?
>>73355526
>canadian moving to mexico
>>73355558
fuck you dixie scum
>>73355558
wish the janitors would delete these and ban the shitheads starting them tbqh
>>73355560
are you exceedingly charismatic and willing to commit war crimes?
>>73355564
She inherited a big house and a pile of money.
>>73355437
>tfw good poster
:))
>>73355428
Only ever with a sandwich.
>>73355597
I blurt out for people to get out of the way when nobody else will, and I once dropped my cat down a flight of stairs by accident
>>73355592
east asians are really pretty
>>73355600
oh thats right now I remember
>ontario
no wonder you haven't forgotten a single thing about her
>>73355632
sorry, i prefer someone who will massacre women and children, not animals
>tfw jotolisco wouldn't be my girlfriend because I'm circumcised
>>73355660
what happened to jotolisco
>>73355659
this guy then?
(FBI THIS IS A JOKE YOU ARE SO GREAT BETTER THAN CIA PROBABLY YOU ARE SO AWESOME I LOVE THE X FILES)
>>73355660
>girlfriend
why the fuck do I need 6 years of college to be a damn librarian
I just want to work with books goddamn
Migrate here I guess >>73352823
>>73355686
She still posts in /lat/ but she hates all of us
>>73355688
>he didn't see the pictures
>>73355717
Bajachan has also disappeared
>>73355717
/lat/ found her twitter but they won't share it too
What's it like to have a girlfriend? How did she react when she saw your penis.