/brit/

need to find eccies around here

*hums a tune*

>>73305793
need the janny to wipe this thread from the board you sad little worm
sat there waiting for 310 didnt you

drugs >>>/out/

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>>73305793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBP7xH348cI

Alright tramps

Should I sniff the MD I've got now out of boredom or save it for a night out?

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

offered cigarettes quite frequently desu. always use the same response.
>would I like a cigarette?
>you mean to say would I like tar and rat poison in my lungs?
they usually back off after that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CXvBzY_grc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRXeO5JpFxM

>not wanting tar and rat poison in your lungs
font

>brits call mdma "mandy"

just call it molly like everyone else does you bent twats

interesting how god demands so much of the people in his autocractic theocracy but relays all his orders through human representatives. seems awfully convenient.

>>73305865
do it now

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Goal gf fred

>>73305793
If you've never sang the "10 German bombers in the air" song all the way through to 0 German bombers with your mates then you're not British

is a yoke ecstasy or mdma? confused

>>73305885
The first time I was offered a cigarette was when I was 11 years old and living in Greenland, quite a lot of kids smoke there

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When I get offered a cigarette? I just like to solicit the responses I learned in this cool photo!

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>>73305889
>you will never be an RAF jet fighter pilot

>>73305922
get on it then la'

need to find eccos around here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unN7QvSWSTo

>>73305911
if god gave a shit she would just teleport down unto earth and tell us whats what and to stop killing eachother and that

>>73305922
she's got minging feet mate

would neither bang nor get a footwank from

My flat is starting to smell exactly like the stench of my fathers flat that I lived in every weekend growing up. I hated it, made me think of what a sack of shit my dad is, that unmistakable aroma of bo and dirt and cum. I still hate it.

Christ my life has not turned out the way I hoped, or even realistically thought it would.

>>73305942
Ecstasy tablet you clueless bint

>>73304887 #
Ah yes
Fuck off with this utterly delusional propaganda rubbish
They were in Europe as conquerors and invaders, subjugating the European populations
Truly what we NEED right now
And ignoring the constant warfare and attempts at expansion by Muslim empires deeper into Europe
It was only european resistance that pushed them back.
Every lefty and wog seems to want to emulate the balkans

>>73305546
We are living in there here and now. European students were arrested and detained in Tunisia for posting pictures of themselves topless on top of a mountain there. Because the locals considered it 'sacred'

Islam and Muslims have literally ZERO tolerance for people who are not Muslims. You come here preaching that most Muslims are peaceful, and Islam was historically tolerant. Well they're not, and it isn't.

It is a broken and dangerous ideology that dictates not only spiritual beliefs, but also political, and strict, oppressive guidelines on how to run a state. That is where Islam differs from other religions, and that is why basically every Muslim country is entirely archaic in the punishments, legal systems, and general freedoms. The other way Islam differs from other religions, is that it was never reformed. Basically every other major religion had their bloodthirsty convert or kill phase over 500 years ago, and were all radically refomred either quickly afterwards, or gradually over time. Islam has never had this reform. It has been doing the same shit uninterrupted for too long

>>73305956
going to start using these

>>73305956
BEGONE

Scamper off you junkie.

disco biscuits

god either doesn't exist or is unimaginably cruel

>>73305889
could do this easily thanks to my extensive experience flying jets in battlefield 2

>>73306008
>>73305998
No way, put it away.
>>>/pol/

millienial woes is my favourite youtuber

>>73305965
With my hairline? Lmfao

>>73305976
Degenerate

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who here /civilisedpowerhouse/
yanks need not respond

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>no way, put it away

>>73305911
Having faith in God and not demanding an explanation is literally Page 1 of the Bible.

Can't deny it, they definitely thought ahead about what to make the Original Sin. It's very clever.

>>73305969
no no, its much more logical to spread your message through illiterate paedophilic desert war lords and sinister power-hungry virgins. that makes far more sense.

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>>73306073
i think that he looks cool actually

cant be assed to get drunk anymore, hangovers arent worth it

>>73306073
Added to the 'dora collection

Cheers you simpleton fool

>>73305956
woah, looks like I've triggered the junkie. upset not everyone enjoys filling their lungs with tar and other harmful substances? Anytime I encounter one of you vile mongs irl I BTFO you very hard, often to the point of tears

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>Added to the 'dora collection

>Cheers you simpleton fool

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rate

Your sweet sweet loving won't u put it on me

AWAHHH

U give me love I give u everything that u need so give me love

AWAYHAWAAHHAYYY

>>73306115
how old are you la? they say it gets worse as you age

I'm 24 and have to drink 500ml+ of voddy to get a meaningful hangover

>aids is bad
>but condoms are worse
haha fucking religious people. so retarded.

>>73306071
>the huns are uncivilised

ha ha already knew that

>>73306073
shitloads indians on stackoverflow have guy fawkes profile pictures 100% unironically

hate them so much, glad trump removed computer programmer from the h1b list. they're butthurt as fuck

>>73306053
Literally didn't even start the discussion. Yank muslim came here posting. If it offends you, maybe you should fuck off Mehmet

Girl just called me good looking over kikebook lads how do I reply?

>>73306115
most times I get drunk I don't get hangovers

whisky is good for not being hungover, you can get pissed and as long as you remain adequately hydrated you will be fine the next day

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Among the foreign leaders he met were Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, Nikita Khrushchev, and Mikhail Gorbachev.

>>73306061
you're a young up and coming black man

no reason why you can't easily get a hot white gf

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I like my peaceful brain.

used to go around in patio's of people's house parties asking people why they ingested such vile chemicals into their lungs. I tried at least, but some cannot be saved by logic, reason, or kindness.

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>Added to the 'dora collection

>Cheers you simpleton fool

>>73306195
Tell her to FONT ahha

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>>73305014
>>73305014

That was the justification of the facebook lads m8, which was ridiculous and why I posted it; that's not what actually happened. The news article was basically she got pissed off because the guy drove into a gas station with a boat and was pumping gas, she interpreted it as him lording his wealth over her, and she then proceeded bust up his boat and attack him while calling him racial slurs when he tried to stop her, guy's wife came out, she had a go at her while calling her racial slurs and saying she was "sick of white fucks" and "sick of white people" among other things. The facebook brigade were the ones saying that it was because of white supremacy, because she was oppressed, etc etc etc. When you said you weren't sure if it was racist, was pretty sure you were trollin and then you got dickish and condescending so I responded in kind. If you insult people they get angry with you if they're petty fucks like me.

>>73306177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TxjrHPHypA

>>73306193
So you admit to being baited? Do you have anything to say in your defence?

all the muslims and girls at my uni love trump now

>>73306205
rich twats and politicians have met with all of them too
what did you mean by this

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>>73305889
>Wanted to be an fighter pilot since I was a kid
>Diagnosed with epilepsy

>>73306115
Genuinely read that as Assad, ffs

really wish we could buy single ciggies in this country

i only want one

>>73306247
Why do the right wing hate snoop,dog so much

As a radical centrist with Maoist tendencies I just cannot fathom it

>>73306171
26 and same. i have to probably drink more than that to get one but i dont really find drinking worth it unless i do so will probs just stop

business idea: buy a straw dispenser and load it with a carton of cigarettes

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>>73306247

>>73306233
no, do I look like a hippy?

tfw too thick to make it into any decent roles in the air force

>>73306149
Slags, probably no fun in bed

Unironically prefer my chubby weirdo gf tb h

>>73306171
28 here and used to drink like double that on a daily basis for years and be fine then one day just started feeling like death the next day so i quit drinking cause the hangover isn't worth it

>>73306281
Go to your local dingey paki shop and I. Bet they sell loose fags under the counter

Most do

Shan't ever get drunk in fear of some of the things I might admit to

>>73306311
IMAJEN MAI SHOCK

religion is the favourite toy of everyone afraid of death and will be for as long as they have that fear.

and thats fine. but dont you dare say i should play with your toys. or that my children should play with your toys. or that my country's laws should be shaped using those toys. keep that bronze age nonsense to yourself.

>>73306328
i do not trust you enough to ask i would just get a 20 deck desu

>>73306315
thick as in stupid or thick as in fat

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>having an wholesome wank to the small pretty feet of a pretty girl is degenerate

>having your cock rub by said girls feet until you ejaculate a volcano of cum is degenerate

>licking and sucking said girls feet is degenerate

>George Soros runs the Western world because he's so rich

Ah yes, tell me more about how politicians are so requiring of money once they're in power that they will do what he says.

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>AHM OFFISHULLY OFF T' TROOMP TRAIN

>>73306364
stupid
maths specifically, everything else is alri

Women don't initiate the interaction because there are too many risks involved. What if the guy she opens up is actually a cowardly and incredibly needy beta that won't let go? What if the guy perceives her move as desperate or slutty? The chances are actually quite high, whereas they are next to nonexistant when throwing out the bait. Depending on how obvious the bait is of course. Active pursuit is a strategic failure for women.
I think the same reasoning goes for initiating commitment. Even though so many men fail to grasp the dynamics properly, it should be up to the woman this time to push for it. She should convince the guy to be worthy of commitment. If a guy initiates it, he risks losing value by showing his limited options, not screening well enough, pushing commitment onto a girl who's not convinced etc. Active pursuit is a strategic failure for men.
I'm perfectly fine with the way the game works. It's set up perfectly for men who develop themselves. All the good stuff is literally out there for the taking. The only potential downside is that even though you can have your pick in terms of seduction, at the end of the day it's the woman who needs to pull the LTR trigger. Then again that's hardly a concern for many men.

>>73306361
even my local paki shop does it

>>73306364
Thick as in fat is spelled thicc actually

>>73306207
I've had qt white gf's in the past. Had friends qith benefits, casual sex, orbiters, etc. Posted one itt actually.

Always felt like I was sullying them.

I hate the loss of control over my mind that I get when I drink

Often I black out on a night out and find myself in a precarious situation

For example, went on a night out in a club, blacked out, got fucked out, regained consciousness at 6 on a park bench

>>73306311
>>73306377
he's already backtracked

>>73306196
that wouldnt work for i me as hangovers pretty much just make me reallly depressed, then i keep drinking to avoid it and it just ends up a bender fuck that shit

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>>73306377

have you ever woken up in the middle of the night because you needed to do a massive poo? happened to me for the first time last night desu

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>DONNULD TROOMP IS A COMPLEET IDDEYUT

>>73306071
South Africans and Russians tend to be nice online though?

Turks, Romanians, Greeks and Brazilians are by far the rudest cunts.

>>73306392
you need to embrace your blackness

>>73306289
>>73306326
the thing is I still get quite wasted on just 250ml and will be fine the next day but since I start drinking at 4-5pm I end up sobering up

any hackers lurk brit by chance?
>>>/g/59785982

need some guidance

How are you wasting your life tonight /brit/?

I'm drinking cuba libres and playing arkham knight

>>73306469
yeah i used shellcode and perl today to get root through a buffer overflow attack

>>73306394
nobody cares

>>73306449
>Russians

We're talking about the same people right? The people who inhabit Russia? They're many things. Polite is not one of them.

>>73306449
>russians
lol no mate
i can see saffers being rude cunts to each other online
never met a nice one

>>73306487
i'm drinking gin and playing prison architect

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Why don't we take the money from Soros and give it to the working class?

>>73306385
i remember you saying

thats the only time id heard of it

>>73306487
get a life you ganja gremlin

>>73306381
Nobody cares

>>73306520
seems like a universal phenomenon to me

>>73306487
read about non-small cell lung cancer treatments
masturbate to pregnant women
eat pringles

>>73306439
Yeah, its a very comfy situation

>>73306516
>(((karl marx)))

>>73306516
6. No thank you, I have a job

>>73306392
>"white women don't really prefer bbc look at these /pol/ infographics made by angsty virgins!"
>has sex with many good looking white women

i TOLD YOU white women prefer bbc but you didn't want to hear it because you wanted to wallow in self hate

>>73306487

xanax and beer
looking for a place to stay in buenos aires

https://twitter.com/polNewsNet/status/850329421621981184

40823210492532 DIMENSIONAL CHESS

>>73306504
Yes. They're very nice on here, never had a problem, which surprised me

how well do you think your profession will serve you in a post-nuclear war world, with syria and all that? i'm a hacker, think that'd be pretty useful. i imagine there'd still be underground cities with terminals and AI patrols that i'd need to hack to gain access to certain hidden areas etc

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>>73306450

>>73306392
Post blacked qts

Ganja gremlins GTFO this is a drug free zone

>>73306487
watching a bunch of varg videos about things i mostly dont care about

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>>73306583

forgot it was friday

was wondering why all the talk of getting drunk and going out haha

shall be home alone sober on the chon as per the usual x

>>73306551
>pregnant women

exquisite taste

>>73306585
I posted my college ex ITT and you said, '"JUST"

>>73306596
i wonder if the people who operate that twitter account will look back on it in a few years and feel embarrassed or stay so painfully unselfaware for the rest of their lives
same goes for most of /pol/ users

I just want some peace and quiet. Why can't the muslims and jews let me have that?

>>73306596
yeah all slavs on here seem decent

>>73306608
i work in physical rehabilitation but i can also dip into mental health practice and general advocacy for people regarding many things. i think i'd be a valued person.

>>73306632
weed is whack, Wesley!
>>73306671
no, I'm allergic to hate

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>>73306671

>>73306686
That's because they're the ones who speak decent English. Learn Russian and then say the same.

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gonna watch the women's hockey in the same room as the proto gf tonight

Jared Kushner is cute

>>73306687
i think you'd be one of the first to go

>>73306712
this 2bh

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>Arabs are now the champions of Christian, diplomatic pro-Western values and fighting against Islamist terrorism

>''''''''''''''''''The West''''''''''''''' is literally on the side of mass murdering terrorists who work to extinguish civil liberties in a formerly free nation


B I Z A R R O W O R L D

trying to think who are the worst posters are, guess turks and canadians?

>>73306686
Slovenes, Croats, Russians, Montenegrins and Czechs are bro tier
Poles, Slovaks, Bulgarians, Belarussians and Bosnians are OK
Ukrainians, Macedonians and Serbs are cunts

>>73306713
I don't think so, you lunatic

>>73306668
that wasn't me

>>73306738
>praha

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>>73306620
>>73306758

>>73306608
i'm an electrician who can also weld so probably alri

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>tfw no jewish gf

>>73306743
yanks
turks
indians
mexicans

brownies, basically

>>73306746
I've never seen a Ukrainian be a cunt to anyone

https://www.duolingo.com/course/ja/en/Learn-Japanese-Online
Soon

>>73306787
cute af

>>73306793
nah indians are funny. love their banter with pakistanis

>>73306227
I wouldn't say that's their justification, just that it's their explanation for why she did it. I still don't know if what she did was racism or not because I'm assuming she did it because of the OP's explanation. Yeah the guy she attacked was white and yeah she was spouting out racist slurs but does that make her racist? She was just lashing out against what she perceived as a symbol of her "oppression" or whatever, is the skin colour of the "oppressor" relevant? Also, spouting out slurs like that is pretty normal when you're in a fight.

She could've been racist or could've just been mentally ill wanting to attack anything she saw but I don't know.

And about the insult thing, apart from memein' and calling you a baby boy I didn't insult you until you said I was baiting.

>>73306787
nice jaw lmao

>>73306787
I said qts m8

>>73306738
It's been that way for a long time, but I'm still disappointed that Trump is going along with it

Got the first wave of my beer glasses arriving on Sunday lad. 2x Paulaner Weissbier glasses I'm really excited

this is what being old feels like i guess

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new tenner

so lonely

>>73306787
i think it's impossible to find a white girl who hasn't been blacked these days

...and you still wish you were white

smdh

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More than 2 years since I've had sex

Eat shit and die, you boring pack of uninteresting wankers.

>>73306844
>>73306846
She's as english as it gets lmao. Ffs jdimsa

>>73306775
It's 'raha you fucking square

>>73306881
What do you wanna talk about?

>>73306469
you need to look at the C application binary interface to see the correct format for calling functions

usually parameters need to be pushed before calling the function so you'll need to put that before the machine code for you function

other than that it looks fine

>>73306891
did she have a nice accent?

>>73306875
>James Gladstone Akay-Na-Muka

They messed up the spelling of his name. The first two are normal but the last one is obviously some egregious printing error because it just looks like some sort of guttural primitive noise.

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>i think it's impossible to find a white girl who hasn't been blacked these days

the heir to the dutch throne is a cute blonde girl
wonder if shell take one for the team and get blacked in the name of progress
some european royal will have to at some point

>>73306912
is this that one where all the presenters are mongoloids

>>73306831
so its ok for me to call people niggers and pakis if i say im not racist or start fights with people? cool

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>>73306787
JUST

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>>73306880
3 here

'cide time i reckon

>>73306962
>>73306962
13 years here ;_;

The Ethiopian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfffdrfdFQ

>>73306788
wanna team up? you'd probably be specced into repair whereas i'd be specced into security and computer, so you'd for example be building turrets and repairing any drones that i hack into

>>73307001
>>73306962
>>73306880
font

>>73306831
Why are you so desperate to disregard everything she said and make up your own reasons for her actions?

>>73306954
That's not what I meant, it's just that people say hurtful things they don't really mean in the heat of the moment. Haven't you seen all the black people videos where a black person is bullying a white person and the white lets out the N word and all the blacks go wild?

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>>73306946
>the heir to the dutch throne is a cute blonde girl

I think you might be a paedo anon

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>>73306933
That's his Blackfoot name, it means "many guns".

>>73307001
How old are you?

>>73306608
Study human biology, reckon I'd be valued as long I kill any actually qualified medics in my group

>>73306920
i didn't write that code at all, it's running on a port that i access with netcat. i don't even understand half of the lines in it, the general gist i'm getting is that you pass it machine code or something. can you explain what the program is actually doing? my university doesn't teach low level stuff at ALL

>>73306881
I don't want red eyes
>>73307025
17. I obey the law, sorry

>>73307040
shes cute, how do you describe a cute kid
get your mind out of the gutter mate

>>73307034
did you get the impression from what she said and what the article described that it was a heat of the moment type situation? seems pretty deliberate to me.

>>73306875
Is Liz not even on there what the fuck

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Quite aesthetic t b h

>>73306891
>implying I'm english

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tell me... why did they change the flag?

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>this is the queen of Jordan
>46 years old

MUH DICK

>>73306608
MEDIC

>>73307069
Not if I get you first m8

>>73307091
she is on every coin and the 20

>>73307091
Queen Beth II is on the other side

>>73306940
i'm not wrong though

>>73307116
me on the right

>>73306880
Eleven here. I'd be a wizard if it wasn't for her.

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>>73307078
oi look at this paedo!

Absolutely hate the wankers on the last leg
Would love to bash that aussies nose in

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>>73307116
Because we are a semi independent country.

>>73307090
Well she obviously wasn't in her right mind if she was going out and randomly attacking people on the street.

>>73307123
>>73307124
>still have the old cunt cuck stamping all your shit
Have some damn self respect you faggots

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>>73307173

>>73307138
Lad on the right look uncannily like one of the ones who killed James Bulger

>>73307119
Looks like a man
Gay boy

>>73307114
australia not mentioned
the raaf ""accidentally"" bombed some syrian troops a couple months ago

>>73307173
>not respecting your history and heritage
'sheed

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STOP bullying the ethiopian

>>73306177
If you weren't having promiscuous and gay sex aids would be much less common

>>73307199
get your eyes tested

>>73307172
wasnt random though was it. she deliberately chose to attack white people.

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Hold me /brit/ I just found out kate upton isnt british. I'm devastated.

>>73307119
I've seen her irl

>>73307247
dont think aids in africa is spread by homos mate

>>73307155
only thing i saw him on over here was spicks and specks which was a VERY cheap and overall shit abc version of nevermind the buzzcocks that no one watched
how he managed to become so successful over there after such a shit television career here is amazing
youre like dogs eating our scraps

The Ethiopian is cool but I've been trained into seeing anything African or black in a negative light especially if it's American in origin.

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>>73307070
you're basically creating an executable buffer and filling it with data read from STDIN. Then you assign a function pointer to point to the buffer and call the function. What happens then is determined by the ABI but usually any parameters are pushed to the stack and the "call func_name" instruction is executed

> it's running on a port that i access with netcat
it shouldn't be, the code you pasted reads from STDIN not from a port

>>73307274
rasheed

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>>73307196
Fucking hell, could genuinely have a wank to this one

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>>73307261
It's ok lad, best girl is

>>73307259
Randomly, yes.

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wonder how that car attack is playing out in the swedish media rn. awaiting some true twitter/fb gems from the batshit PC cucks there over the next few days

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business idea : england - france interracial breeding grounds

>>73307198
Looks like a fat Jimmy Carr

>>73307224
absolutely not, I'm nice
>>73307296
no way, bob marley is awful

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>led a minority government
>changed the flag against the wishes of most of the country
>cucked us at Suez
What did the leafs mean by this?

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>>73307313

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>>73306958
It gets worse.

Here she is 9 years later. Unmarried @ 28, 1 black bf in college 80+ hr work week

>>73307328
t. duke william II

>>73307328
french is not a race

>>73307282
It is in part, why do you think they are so freaked out about gays there?

It's MUCH harder to get aids from straight sex

>>73307365
definitely would desu

>>73307318
random white people. because shes a racist.

>>73307274
where?

>>73307309
jordanians are white

the ethiopians nickname should be negus (because negus is like king or soemthing of ethiopia)

>>73307386
ah yes its the leaf who knows nothing but talks like he does
your gimmique is getting boring

>>73307306
here's the address shell2017.picoctf.com:34621 try it yourself

also thanks for the explanation, /g/ just ignores me bc they feel insecure about having fun and rp'ing as a hacker. from your explanation it definitely sounds like giving it just ascii characters that describe a c program would do nothing and it needs to be machine code

>>73307320
This shit is always the same
These people are complete morons and even running them down in their home streets won't change their opinions

They're a lost cause

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>>73307173
could be worse

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>>73307429
It is worse

>>73307365
Looks like her face is slipping off her head tb h

been in chicago for three hours now and still haven't seen any white people

howling @ the yanks that say britain isn't white

>>73307386
dont kid yourself mate. its religion's oppression of contraceptives that enables aids to spread like it does.

>>73307429
doo-rag and everything

>>73307365
Feel bad for her now

gonna drop 2gs of shrooms and go on an adventure in the woods

later

>>73307352
The new flag is better than the old one honestly
Only thing I'd like if it was a cross flag similar to Quebec but red and white

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>You will never be a BBC, seducing hot White bunnies
>You will never grasp and caress their soft, pale bodies with your black hands as you defile them
>You will never look into their yearning, lustful blue eyes as you drive your big dick to their cervix and release your black seed deep inside


And they call it White ''privilege''

>>73307454
>oppression
perhaps i meant suppression. not sure.

>>73307478
really hoping you dont actually think like this

>>73307468
Lmao why?

>>73307469
I never inject, weed sucks!
scamper off you junkie

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>>73307470
bad proportions but whatever

>>73307365
>women don't age well

in other news, water is wet

>>73307422
Ah yes the Aussie who knows nothing.

Anal sex causes fissures and tears leading to minute bleeding which spreads aids far easier, there is a good reason why it was called GRIDS
It's much harder to get aids just from spit or cum

>>73307423
cba 2bh, besides I'm running windows and doing anything shellcode related is an absolute pain in the arse

>giving it just ascii characters that describe a c program
not sure what you mean by this but pasting in "system("cat file.txt)" definitely won't do anything

you need to generate the machine code to be able to exploit the vulnerable function. you can use "objdump" to get it if you're on linux.

>>73307413
Edinburgh tattoo

weird to think a minority of east asian men do actually have big penises

>>73307454
More like the utter mess that Africa is, if they were all atheists there would still be an epidemic

>>73307504
>>73307478

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I hear you're racist now /brit/

drinking some cheap tesco cherryade. shit is strangely addictive

>>73307574
FECKIN GREEKS

>>73307365
>Unmarried @ 28,
Is this how American women age to 28? I swear this level of aging is an American female phenomenon. Men in their mid-thirties could easily pass for men in their early twenties.

>>73307558
but they'd be far more willing to wear condoms due to no priests or imams telling them they're evil.

Why does Ed Miliband look slightly vampiric? He looks a little like the Count from Sesame Street.

>>73307525
its especially hard for men to catch HIV off women, but not impossible. women do catch it off men, but yeah you're right it's more common with anal

>>73307574
8. I'll say it for you slowly, noooo

>>73306723
bit gay

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>>73307603

>>73307478
keira nicole, good scene

shame she retired

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>>73306804
I've already done the Jap to English course

>>73307627
*stares at you*

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>>73307603
watch it lad
/brit/ is a milibandite general

>>73307499
why? I kinda do

>>73307596
>Men in their mid-thirties could easily pass for men in their early twenties.
why do people still think this? 99% of men don't age like clooney

Think I may be a civic nationalist lads

UK rap/grime is so much better than the yank shite

>>73307504
Basic human empathy you fucking Miaphysite cunt

ed milliband looks like wallace from wallace and gromit lol

*smiles at you from across the room*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuZn8iVQbSc

>>73307679
>UK rap/grime is so much better than the yank shite
sorry but this is objectively wrong

>>73307596
Met her at a bar last fall and she looked like a mother of 2.

She's fucked unless she marries a fat pajeet.

>>73307658
I miss milipede desu
Prime meme material when he was in charge

>want to play a game that lets me be in charge of a country
>all the best ones are inherently expansionist in nature

>>73307688
12. get away from me, I'm clean

And now, please welcome the daughter of 45th President of United States of America Toilet Bog Fart - the beautiful Miss Iwanta Fart.

>>73307671
Am I wrong? Men only "age" within the time frame I set by getting fat or balding. It is curious how women have all the means to conceal their age or their ugliness and seem to nonetheless age much faster than men.

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>>73307627

>>73307679
>>73307701
its all shit

>>73307599
Why?
Wearing condoms sucks
People here hate doing it, what makes you think Africans will
You think too simply, like all idealists

>>73307722
LEBENSRAUM

>>73307688
*face falls and i turn to my friend. after a brief exchange we both laugh*

My parents look quite young for their age which gives me hope for the future. My Dad is 50 and could pass for 35 and my Mum does not look at all like an alcoholic who has five children.

In the meantime I'm 21 and look 16.

>>73307688
*flashes my ankles*

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>>73307658
Too fucking right

>>73307478
got a semi from reading this

>>73307722
Play grand strategy games, not all countries need to expand.

need to put a gag order on literally all women about anything to do with my life

>>73307768
*giggles and takes your hand, helping you back up*

>>73307771
iktf

>24 but look 18-19

>>73307599
you must be a virgin or never had sex without a condom

it's honestly not even worth having sex if you're gonna use a condom

>>73307771

Find a good mommy gf, older women would probably flock to you like moths to a flame.

>mfw my skin will age quickly by how much I've scorched it with anti-acne chemicals
>have the laugh line wrinkle of a 40 yr old man

>>73307658
it was a simpler, happier time when ed was around

>>73307815
ok then

>>73307810

Literally the same

It's suffering, but might not be suffering 20 years from now

>>73307815
>Acne

Runt disease

>>73307806
*its a hologram*

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>need to put a gag order on literally all women about anything to do with my life

>>73307743
>>73307812
you've both clearly missed my point

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>>73307365
I ran some preliminaries, afraid the prognosis isn't good mate

>>73307840
I quite like it 2bh

shagging 18 years olds is a lot easier when you look like a teenager yourself

*does anything for love but not that*

>>73307913
>>73307913
>>73307913
>>73307913
>>73307913

>>73307365
>1 black bf in college
fucking lmao when I went back and read this and realized you were talking about yourself

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>"E-everything's f-fine"