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cara

need a BOYFRIEND

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America

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rare cornish frog for sale

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>muh cara

>>73299500

greatest country in the world

the stockholm terrorists should have waited until tomorrow before ramming a lorry into people

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Loughborough Is pronounced 'Loff-burra" riiiight?

who would win in a fight between danny dyer and tommy robinson

surely the two hardest men in the country

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emily

latest BLACKED scene has Marica Hase in it

kino

just finished the top gear special in argentina and was looking for more info on the butthurt and see this bit about mexico

>Hammond then stated: "Cars reflect national characteristics... a Mexican car's just going to be a lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf with a moustache, leaning against a fence asleep, looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat". This was followed up by James May suggesting that all Mexican food resembles "refried sick", Richard Hammond remarking, "I'm sorry, but just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican" with a look of disgust on his face, and Jeremy Clarkson adding, "It'd be brilliant because you could just go straight back to sleep again!" Clarkson ended the segment by suggesting that the Mexican ambassador to Britain would be too lazy to make any kind of complaint.
can't believe they went so far

>>73299503
trade for a pasty and some old tin mining equipment

>>73299548
no, luff-bruh

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>scottish """"people""""

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>>73299531
i think britain is really great too x

>>73299548
Nah that's just a joke people play on Americans, if you went there and said that as a yank everyone would piss themselves laughing

It's pronounced 'lugga-bow-rugga'

>>73299548
sure why not

>>73299548
if your from't'north. normal people say luff(t)-burrah

>>73299570
>>>/tv/

What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!

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I suppose Israel has no crown, so I agree with that picture

>>73299515
she looks like a rabbit
very cute, would cuddle

>>73299570
that cock cannot be real

>>73299548

yeah and the other one is edin-berg

>>73299628
would love her to scrape the cheese off my bellend with them cheese graters.

>>73299570
nice glad they're finally getting a japanese girl in there

do you have a membership or did you just torrent it?

i can hear the sirens coming

cant imagine the kind of pitiful runt who watches blacked

>>73299571
Hammond has brain damage from the 300mph crash

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490750243286.webm

might put some bangers on

and i mean choons not sausages haha

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really makes you think, huh...

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>>73299643
Yeah she's top tier qt, looks and personality wise. Cara is reddit

>birming-HAAAAAAMMM
>lie-chester
>swan-sea
>edin-berg

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marion

Alri so you autists said you wannna talk football. That Craig Shakespeare eh? He is the single constant in Leicester's promotion, great escape, PL title and current great form.

>>73299645
link pls x

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Business idea: filter EVERY flag apart from the 10 related for the optimal /brit/ experience

>>73299698
>implying any president could just stand by while children are murdered

>>73299732
looks like vargs wife

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>War-chester-shyr saws

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Canada has the most kino PSA's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN2gpRcFKAQ

>>73299698
this was before the jews got to him

come on wilfried bony
score some goals for swansea

>>73299750
im just talking about the promo pic
https://www.blacked.com/

>>73299742
Shakespeare is a meme, everyone knows Vardy is effectively player-manager behind the scenes

>>73299752
>america at 3

doubt it

>>73299548
Low-borrow

Quit embarrassing us

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>>73299698
>british huckers

>>73299732
Alri believe it or not Iswear ro god I almost pulled her in a bar in Saint germain des près in 2011 befoee she was famous.

>>73299767
1 rouble has been deposited into your account

>>73299549
i'd go with danny

>>73299752
What the fuck, would have thought the UK would be on there. Are we really that disliked?

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>>73299698

>>73299773
want to see the video desu

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>people seriously believe this account is run by an actual child

Are Normies even human, lads?

having interesting sounding names is apparently insult worthy according to yanks and yank lites. the memes are true, they really are incapable of banter. hilarious.

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>>73299698
>people think this is proof that Trump is a hypocrite
>when it's actually proof that the Jews run America

>>73299786
Is that really surprising to you? Your mind is blinded by memes

Having an uncomfortably liquid poo 4:30 am and it just won't stop lads

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>>73299831

Pretty pathetic 2bh.

>>73299836
>/d/

shan't be opening this

>>73299837
1 rouble has been deposited into your account

>>73299826
>getting off to a chink sucking on what unironically looks like a big poo

>>73299698
why yes, I do believe the geopolitical landscape can't change in 3 and half years

>>73299684
interracial is patrish

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If Trump cares so much about Syrian children why doesn't he let them come to America?

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>>73299758
this is why you have no president?

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What did he mean by this?

trump just did what he had to do

>Meanwhile at ISIS HQ

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491497678304.webm

>>73299871
>damage controlling this hard
1 shekel has been deposited into your account

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>>73299653

I went to school at Edinburgh and the first week I got beat up at a club because I didn't know how to pronounce Edinburgh like the Scots did

It was the worst experience of my life

pls no bully

>>73299882
haha ok cuck

Syrian child here, give more weapons to the rebels, they're the good guys.

>>73299871
the only thing that's changed is that assad has nearly won the civil war

zlumpf has really let me down lads

i voted for him because he campaigned on doing the opposite of what he's actually doing

i was stupid to think things could actually change

le sigh

Anyone else getting a laugh out of the left chasing their own tail?

Overheard this today

>So you seen what Trump's done now?
>Oh god what?
>He's bombed Syria.
>Oh ffs, he's dangerous, we shouldn't even be getting involved in these places.

WTF I love Assad now

Why don't the West EVER learn?

>>73299919
Not into cuckshit. I just like the contrast.

WHITED when?

>>73299955
*doesn't

moron

Mad to think we could all be entirely vapourised in an instant and there's nothing we could do to stop it and it would all be because of some dirty jews in the desert.

reckon the good guys are ISIS

>>73299868
that's why it's so great

Got them red wine poos lads

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Revolver is the best album of all time. Go about your business.

>>73299953
what do you even mean by this?

what a turnout for the books, who would have predicted in any period of history that Trump would garner the support of pakis

>>73299784
Vardy is an even bigger meme but he's unironically a top-class striker with pretty unique features, same style as Griezmann (but a notch below in terms of class obviously). But really would love to learn more about the Shakespeare style. Pretty impressive how he changed the spirit of the team after Ranieri's sacking.

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>>73300002
>he listens to the Beatles

>>73299983
no they're the good goys

assad is the good guys

>>73299889
>that file name

Sheed

>Trump is a Russian puppet, he doesn't care about Syrian children or refugees. He's gonna let Assad keep raping them. He's too far up Putin's ass to remove Assad

>*5 minutes later*

>Omg Trump is a warmongerer. He's dangerous. He's gonna lead us into WWIII. I mean does he want war with Russia? He's stupid.

Ah yes, "leftism"

I'm at DEFCON 1
Poo is reaching critical mass
I don't think I'll be able to contain it for much longer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39513543

what d'you reckon lads

>>73300044
It's almost like he's a shrewd political mastermind who just plays the ignorant buffoon

Who'd a thunk

>what a turnout for the books
English is not Greater London's first language

>>73300096
yeh of course. whats the point of splitting them up?

>>73300087
the people that were saying the first are now the ones praising him you wetwipe

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lots of sirens and a helicopter in my vicinity lads

>>73299955
>What’s important to understand here is that although some might argue that your foreign policies are the extent of what drives our hatred, this particular reason for hating you is secondary, hence the reason we addressed it at the end of the above list.
>The fact is, even if you were to stop bombing us, imprisoning us, torturing us, vilifying us, and usurping our lands, we would continue to hate you because our primary reason for hating you will not cease to exist until you embrace Islam.

Written by ISIS themselves

>>73300087
no one takes leftists seriously

they're like the petulant child that constantly finds something to scream and cry about

annoying but ultimately impotent

gf has starting doing really weird shit, she went to a unicycle class earlier today and she keeps saying we need to embrace nature

no idea what's fucking got into her, we met whilst working at tesco and just sat in bed watching tv all day

>>73300002
hmm
*browses the tracks*
hmmmmm

hmmm

okay yes I agree

>>73300096
not a bad idea if you think about it

someone's gender doesn't affect their abilities as an actor

>>73300067
Yeah Oasis is much better 2bh

>>73300087
Ah yes, "strawmen"

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>>73300087
Actually the liberals are singing Trump's praises right now

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>>73300136

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I want it to be legal to throw people like this into the fucking gulag.

I hate them so fucking much.

>>73300096
>men just win forever and ever until the left cries for segregation again like they're already doing for niggers

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>>73300155
Yes

>>73300152
Either only men will win awards most of the time or they will give women token awards all the time for rubbish performances

>>73300180
the wrong side won wwii

>>73300155
(You)
Oasis were the biggest hacks in the industry's history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdKR5t-LHV4

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CHOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>73300173
nice

>>73300173
>gif
fuck off

>>73299571
>Argentine ambassador Alicia Castro demanded a formal apology for the incident when he met with Danny Cohen, the BBC Director of Television, which was refused by the BBC after they stated their intention to broadcast the two-part special as a fair representation of the events that occurred

wow how were they the ones asking for an apology lmao

>>73300180
who?
white people?
they need to be shot
it's quicker

>>73299809
1.99 shekels have been deposited into your account

>>73300232

>PS4

gay

WW1 was a mistake

>>73300232
>Virgin
>PS4
pottery

>>73300232
haha even your phone calls you a virgin

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>>73300231
You what m8

>>73300180
refute their arguments instead of screeching like a baby boy

>>73300252
>which was refused by the BBC after they stated their intention to broadcast the two-part special as a fair representation of the events that occurred

Good lad

ive read Soumission by Houellebecq recently because of all the bad publicity it got when it was released (islamophobic etc)
Houellebecq is actually glorifying Islam hahahah the fucking madman

>Revolver
>not the White Album

>>73300231
Even the Beatles plagiarised lad

>>73300325
NEED a brown gf

thoughts on Harry Styles' new jam?

>>73300180
they should have been arrested, fucking sickos

>>73300325
she looks fucking green

noone
no one
no-one

which is correct?

>>73300180
if any woman who wasn't a professional fighter attacked me with a hammer I reckon I would dispatch her pretty comfortably

>>73300267
>>73300292
Nowt wrong with a ps4
I'm not even a gamer, I just use it media
>>73300306
I get the same shit jokes whenever I post a screenshot
No one else offers 6gb data for £12 a month though

>rating the beatles

maximum plebeian

>>73300398
nobody

>>73299915
Kek

>>73300398
second

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craig no one

>>73300398
Can you use them in a sentence

>>73300418
>this is plebeian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjvdZm-Tu8

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post comfy gondolas

>>73299915
did you pronounce it like it was a german city
bet you did dumb cunt
fucking yanks

>you should never hit a girl

Fuck THAT. If a girl hits me I'm going to give her one chance to stop and if she does it again I'm going to slap a bitch.

Done it before and will do it again. Worst thing about it is fighting off the white knights afterwards.

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>the coolest man the UK has EVER produced is a Yorkshireman

Every other county is a joke 2bh

>>73300495
racist

>>73300495
this
except don't give her a chance to stop, hit the cunt

>>73300495
this desu

>>73300443
I thought of him when I read that other post

mental

>>73300508
very gay post

>>73300484
fuck off

>>73300335
Were you under a rock the last 3 years oe so? Yes indeed he is. Although the book can be voluntarily understood both ways, even in its very title. Unironically the greatest french writer alive. It feels good to have 'disvovered' him at the time 'extension...' came out. I literally devoured it as a 15 years old virgin and idenntified so much with the depressed character. T. Literary talent scout.

>>73300508
>le wishes he was joe strummer man
Yeah no

Why are daily mail comments section types so annoyed by participation awards? It's not as though there aren't still better awards for winning

reminder to not gas your own citizens

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>>73300320

You can't reason with them m8.

>>73300508
>coolest
No true Yorkshireman uses words like this.

>>73300577
solid advice here

business idea: comment on BBC articles at work and build up a reputation as a reputable brexiteer

>>73300676
we all do it m8

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>>73300484

>>73300568
back when it got released it was my first time hearing about houellebecq tbH and I just thought he was riding the current islamophobia wave and i guessed it wasn't worth a read
he's quite talented. maybe the best french contemporary writer

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>>73300508
aye but thee posted t'wrongun

any other black women here besides me?

>>73300683
me in the dress

>>73300495
depends, my sister and my mum have hit me before and I've never hit them back, but if its just some random stranger I wouldn't really have a problem snapping her head back, especially if I was actually at risk of being injured

When you're at work and feel like wasting some time, what websites do you use?

Mostly just browse the BBC desu, wouldn't dare go on anything risky

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>>73300508
Think again sunshine

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>>73300492

Y-yes, because in the USA Pittsburgh is pronounced 'Pitts-berg'
;__;

>>73300618
Which one are you?

>>73300508
Mike the streets Skinner has been more influential in the grand scheme of things. His work is the best representation of brit culture of the 2000s-2010s and he launched a few great young talents too. Wonder why he wasn't Knighted him.

>>73300484
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490080386740.webm

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>>73300495
turn the other cheek no matter who attacks you fricking filth

absolutely riddled with early 20s angst

>>73300495
The one time I hit a girl I was at a friends house having a drink with some others.

Few girls and a few guys. Some I knew and some I didn't. We were quite a few drinks deep at 11pm and some fat bitch that I didn't know asked me for a cigarette and I honestly didn't have any which I told her. She started calling me a ''fucking liar'' and a cunt and every other name under the sun, which I didn't really care about and just kept on ignoring her, then she started with the personal shit so I told the fat cunt to shut her fat fucking mouth and she just launched herself at me and started hitting me. I threw her off and told her she had bettter stop or else. She replies ''or else what'' and gave me a solid slap on the back of the head with a load of rings on, so I turned around and gave her the thickest back hand.

She immediately dropped down and started crying. The girls went insane but the guys didn't even budge and were just like ''well played, mate, she deserved it''

5 inches is the optimal phone size desu

You just have to look at all the people who are pleased America is attacking Syria and trying to remove Assad to realize it's the wrong move.

>CNN
>MSNBC
>John McCain
>Lindsey Graham
>Hillary Clinton
>ISIS
>Literally all the pakis

>>73300790
not familiar with this term but I'm undoubtedly riddled with it too

reminder that if you hit a woman who was stabbing you thered still be some bloke in the vicinity who would rush in to her aid
there is no winning

>>73300754

None of 'em, the guy who made the post is a friend of a friend, so the thing popped up in me feed.

Should just delete my account 2bh.

might have a wank tonight

yeah, that will be nice

want a serbian chebs gf desu lads

>>73300618
Are people saying she's not to blame in comments you're not showing?

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> when the gf finishes sucking your willy and she kisses you and all you can taste is cock and semen

>>73300849
yeah ok mr housebound virgin neet.

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DAYUM CHERNOBYL SCARY AS FUCK NIGGER

>>73300827
you're right that it's the wrong move but your reasoning is fallacious

>x likes y therefore x is wrong

doesn't hold up

>>73300892
How do you know what those taste like bender?

>>73300892
>tfw not had a gf since I was 18 and during the last blowjob she ever gave me she accidentally scraped my shaft with her tooth
Bled like a cunt

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>n-word

THIS AIN'T PAPER

THIS THE BROKEN SKULL RANCH

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>>73300892
>When your gf hasn't sucked your willy ever but her kisses still taste like semen

Who /phimosis/ here?

>>73300894
very rude

>>73300944
this lad>>73300951

>>73300944
gross

>>73300926
How sharp are her teeth FFS?

i have a perfectly formed willy, no phimosis
bit small maybe but its alri

Anyone else like jumping on the motorway and driving to a random city/town you've never been to before AND just walk around the centre for a few hours?

Living in the Midlands has it's advantages

>>73301002
its not the size that matters hun x

>>73300897
why are black people so easily spooked

have you ever watched horror films with them or being in spooky abandoned areas like this

>>73300977
Not particularly, she was just inexperienced as we were both each other's first sexual partners. She couldn't give blowjobs for shit, decent at handjobs though.

>>73300715
He was accused of islamophobia long before that (around 2003 IIRC) for saying something very simple that got him death threats and then thebmediatic machine did the rest. With this book he shows that he doesn't operate at the finkielkraut-zemmour-valeurs actuelles low-brow level. He's a big fan of René Guénon and very red pilled on islam too. It may also be because unlike others he doesn't have a political agenda.

>>73301007
This post has a very serial-killery vibe to it.

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>>73299441

That picture is heavily shopped. I look pretty hot tbqh but the real treasure is my personality.

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>>73300872

Yes

There are maybe two people like green and the rest are like blue. Intermittent complaining about the POTUS.

>>73301007
nah because it's a pain in the arse trying to find somewhere cheap or free to park my car in a town I don't know

saying that, I lost my licence so I'm taking the train all the time and I'm tempted to go to the train station and pick somewhere to go

met up with this lass from tinder to have a shag and she wanted to bite my cock and crush my balls

told her no

>>73300904
that's one of a billion reasons. and it's a good reason. given the history of those individuals and organisations, generally, whatever they believe to be a fundamentally correct, is totally wrong and wildly delusional.

Just like how a select group of autistic people seem to all love anime. naturally their opinions on anything of any substance are worthless. and have been shown as such on endless occasions

>>73300944
see >>73300951

he's an overweight loser who doesn't leave his house. he pretends to have depression when he's just a useless lazy idiot who enjoys wallowing in his misery and leeching off everyone around him. he has no intention of improving his life and prefers to garner attention on 4chan instead. he's got a tiny deformed phimotic cock - and again, he has no intention of fixing that easily solved issue because he's a sub-iq moron and should actually off himself.

>tfw big willy but Fordyce spots

Talked to a UN chick today to ask for money. Had an opportunity to place a 'whom', hope she heard the M clearly tbqh.

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>>73301032

i just come on in the early morning and make bad jokes sometimes
havent seen phimo for a while

Gf is using my bollocks as an ashtray again lads

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490484205091.webm

>>73301129
alri turtlemong

>>73301096
hello me

>>73301091
oh and i should add that despite all things listed he still thinks hes an expert on human behaviour, politics and economics.

>>73301073
so who is /ourguy/
is it /green/?

Who remembers this trash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

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>>73301096
>>73301146
i thought everyone had those

are they on the shaft and base of your bellend?

anyone else have a time of the month when wanking feels better for no apparent reason

>>73301041
I think it's the capitalised AND
I'm a dumb phoneposter
>>73301076
Yeah I always end up driving right into the centre and end up looking for 30 mins for somewhere to park because I don't know where I'm going
Getting the train is definitively better but depending on where you're going, the prices are just ridiculous and not worth it

>>73301140
turtlemong is a failed normie who refuses to accept it, hes only on in the afternoon and evening

>>73301073
Both seem reasonable and no one in these posts are saying she was not to blame, they were just saying in their opinion it wasn't reverse racism because she was just irrationally lashing out against what she deemed as her oppressors.

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>that efukt video where she steps on his willy with stilletos and when she takes her foot off, loads of blood shoots out his jap's eye

staying in a really upper middle class town

all the kids have ridiculous names

little 'rafferty' and little 'leonetta' and so on and so forth.

>>73301178
yeah about 2 days after my period m8

>>73301167
OId school. Talking 2005 here lad

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>tfw genuinely have phimosis but thanks to that australian twat nobody believes me and it's a joke on here

>>73301227
What's your name?

>>73301039
yeah
what I like with Houellebecq is that clearly he's not working for anyone unlike BHL-zemmour-finkielkraut and the ones that go on tv a lot
in terms of contemporary I'd say Nabe is also worth something. Au régal des vermines is very good but like Soral said he had talent when he was young but didn't polish said talent and turned into a bit of an imbecile but his early stuff is quite great. about soral though, i've got mixed feelings. Sometimes it's quite interesting and sometimes it's gutter tier. didn't read anything by him though but the books he edits on his kontre kulture website are sometimes good like the ones by Léon Bloy or Weininger

any good films lads?

>>73301227
prime minister rafferty in 40 years lad

I met a girl while i was travelling and got her number. I want to ask her if she wants to get something to eat on Tuesday but i don't know how to approach it.

Should i just mention I'm free that day and see what she's up for? Should i commit to going to her town and deciding on where we'll eat afterwards? Should i offer that we go somewhere else entirely like London?

>>73301188
he strikes me as the kind of individual who would shoot up a daycare center with an AK-47

definitely getting no hint of normiedom, failed or otherwise, from the lad

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491094055939.webm
me earlier having my goolies punished

>>73301227
alri bob

>>73301203
yes justifying an attack on innocent people by blaming so-called white supremacy is a very reasonable mentality to have. think on, bellend.

>>73301188
Turtlemong is actually the opposite of a failed normie, he's an ex abnormie who now makes an effort to become a normie

>>73301265
500 Days of Summer

>>73301251
no one gives a shit about nothing conditions that are solved incredibly easily. fuck off.

>>73301227
we'll all be working for rafferty one day

>>73301261
Hassan

>>73301289
he makes an outward appearance of a normie but hes not inside
failed normie who refuses to accept it

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>>73301281
wtf

>>73301227

this woman was calling after her dog and it was called albert

>>73301342
yeah

>>73301203

They're saying that because society is racist, it caused her/conditioned her to attack a white man. They're trying to minimize her or eliminate her agency and instead blame society.

>>73301251
use the flesh tunnel stretching things to gradually stretch it. do it in a really hot bath, literally every day. it will hurt a lot, but it wont rip, you'd feel it before that happens. it's totally rectifiable you just have to have some balls and perseverence.

t. did it over period of about six months, painsteakingly. now i have a totally normal, functioning penis.

stop gassing the mandem

>>73301251

how is phimosis real just wank your willy lmao

>>73301245
post belly

if I had a dog I'd name it runty mcBarkFace

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alri I want the truth. Would you?

>>73301330
wrong phimo you pathetic twat
he's an up and coming/future normie

t. real failed/ex turbonormie turned loner

>Tfw have a tight frenulum
>tfw was worried about this as a virgin
>tfw i get the girls so soggy it doesnt matter.

>>73301183
the price is what puts me off from doing it too
there have been times where there have been deals on and there have been super cheap tickets and I've bought them
me and the gf are going to london for £40 return combined in a few weeks

I'm also autistic in the sense that I need to have a plan for visiting somewhere so if it's a spur of the moment thing I need to spend ages researching the destination

All this shit going on in Syria is too confusing. I don't understand who is backing who and if Assad is good or who the rebels are or who is on whose side

>>73301269
hi
would you like to get something to eat sometime, perhaps tuesday?

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had phimosis but cured it, can stretch my willy skin right back now
head of my willy is still hypersensitive, even to just light touching to the point of being painful
not sure if it's meant to be like this

>>73301427

No

just looked it up because i have fordyce spots as well and they estimate about 80% of adults have them on their willy
its alri lads

>>73301427
yeah

could you give me an example of when you might use polymorphism?

>>73301473
dont reply idiot

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got some porn on

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39448355
>Labia stretching: Why some British girls are told to do it

>Young girls from some cultures are being forced to alter the appearance of their genitals by stretching their labia.

>It is done in the belief that longer labia make sex better for men and stop them from cheating on their wives or leaving them.

African idea: make teenage girls give themselves beef curtains so their husband won't cheat on them

>>73301427
MOAR

>>73301427
Why would you ever want/need to unless you're gay? There's 3.5 billion females out there so I don't need a fake one

>>73301427
yes

go for it lad it's an experience you've got to have

>>73301149
>>73301091
wasn't me, i don't care about that men's right shit
also i hate political discussion

>>73301263
Yeah Nabe became a parody of himself. I have recently gotten into Jean-Edern Hallier. He's super solid. Pretty much the godfather of thag generation (plus countless others who wrote for l'idiot international)

>>73301454
just pick an arbitrary side and defend them with all your intellectual heft
if you know literally nothing, then I suggest Assad as an easy side to back, you won't have to do any more research

might ironically do a 'cide

>>73301427
would you

>>73301265

rapa nui

>>73301526
african culture baffles me

decolonising the middle east was a mistake

>>73301532
whats the chances YOU could get one

what do we do about the ottoman question lads?

got a painfully average willy

>>73301467

mine was like that when i was about 16

now after 10 years of wanking my foreskin hangs loose

>>73301446
Glad I'm not autistic in that way
I literally just look around on google maps, pick a place and drive there with no plan whatsoever of what I'll do once there

>>73301526
>british

>>73301586
let's discuss it with the french

>uncircumcised

barbarians

>>73301580
My autism stops me from getting with girls. I'd feel the exact same about a lady boy.

>>73301467
stop being 15

>>73301362
How are they taking away or minimising her agency when they say it's her decision and that it was irrational? While blacks aren't systematically oppressed much at all anymore they still feel the effects on a daily basis which can cause people like the attacker to act like silly billies and lash out.

I don't know if I'd call her actions racism, I'll have to think about it.

>>73301542
yeah Hallier is the shit. too bad there's no more personalities like that on tv or in papers. now they're all either jews, trophy women or manlet PS voters

>>73301602
>>73301642
im 20

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i didn't even notice there was another truck attack in sweden

>>73301580
I've had 14 different vaginas on my willy but that's not even my argument

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>>73301528
Image related
>>73301533
Wasn't considering going for it tbqh. Whenever I meet a ladyboy my mind instantly tries to reconstruct what they looked like as a boy and once it's seen it can't be unseen. Have wrongly done it with some real girls too. And then they become unfuckable.

>>73301636
Most kids in America are not being circumcised at birth now. Something like 21% down from more than 80% 30 years ago. There's literally no health benefits, quite the opposite in fact. Sorry your parents did it to you.

>>73301635
people who routinely force genital mutilation of newborn children:
>jews
>muslims
>tribal africans
>yanks

says it all really. disgusting practice for disgusting people.

>>73301647
she picked her target based solely on his race
im pretty sure thats racist?

need a qt gf to cuddle

why does anyone live in those crazy isolated places like falklands island anyway

>>73301586
Use them as a shield against Tsarist Russia whilst simultaneously seeking to supplant their Middle Eastern territories.

>>73301741
How about a qt bf

>>73301741
Cuddling is boring grow up

>>73301647
>they still feel the effects on a daily basis
how exactly?

>>73301708
fucked that didnt you

Genuinely would enjoy a non-white gf. Its fun to learn about another culture.

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r8 burger

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>>73301647

10/10

i'm glad i'm circumcised
seperates me from the savages and cucks

will be having my sons circumcised at birth as well

Monty Don > Alan Titchmarsh

>>73301793
why do yanks always cook the bun? it's a burger not a bunger

brb, chopping part of my cock off because "girls prefer it"

>>73301654
>now they're all either jews, trophy women or manlet PS voters
Yeah even compared to the tout le monde en parle era there has been a qualitative leap in terms of submission. The Sarkozy presidency was a big milestone. That's one thing Soral analyzed well and was right about.

hola negrito

>>73301778
Oh my god, so I did.

>77%

I was sure I read it was far less common. Fucking hell America is third world

>>73301816
schlomo

>>73301816
child abuser

>>73301727
She picked her target solely based on him being part of a group that oppressed her people.

oasis are overrated

>>73297146
>>73297146
>>73297146

>>73301762
how qt