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Anime edition
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We're all gonna die
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MAME?

Mame el que me dio tú mamá ayer pendejo jajajajajaja.
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Vigne > Raph > coffee-san > Angel Gab > poop > Satania >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gab
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WTF I LOVE DRUMPF NOW?!
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Sometimes I get an autistic urge to correct people when they say things about history that aren't correct
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>>73298692
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>>73298692

is called autism, sorry.
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>>73298744
Can I get away with groping people in public if I tell them that I'm autistic?
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>>73298692
It's called being intelligent
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>It's called being intelligent
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remember when ww3 was going to start when turkey shot down a russian plane

i member
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Someone plz help me
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>i need help
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>>73298886
let me help you out of this general you filthy fucking europoor
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>Americans replied to me

Ugggggghhhhhhh
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heading down to the gf store
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>I have a gf
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I like to say hello
Hello!
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I'm gonna pick up le gf from class in a couple of hours, buds
Think we're gonna just hang out in my apartment, might invite some friends over
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>I think we're gonna just hang out in my apartment, might invite some friends over
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this is a bad edition.
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haha
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>>73299095
Your face is a bad edition!
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>this is a bad edition.
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>>73299095

shut up, Texas
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What did the US military do lately in Syria. What is the fuss about?
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i'm 1/957th american where is my green card
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>>73299118
>>73299126
>>73299159
fuck you too
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>>73299171
Bombed an airfield
>>73299177
Are you a cute girl? Do you have a cute sister?
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>>73299171

dropped chemical FREEDOM on Assad's compound
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>>73299171
We're all gonna die

that is all
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>>73299177
in the garbage with your country
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Imagine having acne past the age of 18.
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>>73299199
yes
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>>73299270
Are you a girl (female)?
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>i'm 1/957th american
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>>73299293
i am a very cute girl 2D with a very cute penis
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need a fat hairy husband who's 5'2"
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>i am a very cute girl 2D with a very cute penis
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Oh just shut up already
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Why is it so bad that the US military bombarded a Syrian government held airbase? Isn't assad a enemy anyway??
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*kicks all the manlets out of /cum/*

nothing personal, squirts
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>>73299445
Nice job
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>>73299328
Repent for your homolust
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>>73299328
Sorry, I only accept cute 3D girls who have two X chromosomes.
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>>73299408

Why the fuck are you asking this on /cum/?

The only people here at experts at is sucking dicks.
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>>73299399
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>>73299481
gay
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>Why the fuck are you asking this on /cum/?

>The only people here at experts at is sucking dicks.
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>>73299486
You are Americans. You should be informed about your government policies.
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>>73299481
>doesnt know about yxx
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>>73299542
>you americans
>mexican flag

You are dumbs.
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>>73299408
Whether it's bad or not depends on who you're talking to. Lots of Trump's voters wanted to avoid interventionism and wanted to be more isolationist.
>>73299569
If it has a Y chromosome, I don't want it.
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>>73299596
No Mexican. You read it right. You are Americans.
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>>73299494
>not saying hallo danmark

MAD
A
D
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>>73299630
Does this mean we will see boots on the ground?
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>>73299657
bye denamroek
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>>73299630
XX (male) is also possible.
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>>73299569

Pretty obvious that he is a YXX
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I'm XYZ.
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>>73299676
Probably not.
>>73299707
If it has no Y chromosome and has female reproductive organs, it isn't a male.
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ABC
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>>73299705
Grrrr
Ok bye chill hehehe
How u like dat?
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As easy as 123
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OH SHI-
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>>73299408
Because two nuclear powers having a geopolitical proxy war turn into a direct one isn't exactly the best idea, especially when we have a ""President"" who is an impulsive ass with no idea how anything works.
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>>73299780
The should really take out assad. Just to piss off the Russians.
>>73299822
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>>73299797
wow wtf...??? fuck you...
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>>73299783
123
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>Because two nuclear powers having a geopolitical proxy war turn into a direct one isn't exactly the best idea, especially when we have a ""President"" who is an impulsive ass with no idea how anything works.
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>>73299821
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>>73299821
please
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>>73299821

I volunteer to take in any qt U-25 jewess refugees
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>>73299821
WE
IRAQ
WAR
NOW
ABRAMS
IN
30
MINUTES
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Test™
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>>73299821
>Missile attack from "unknown source"

>Assad flips shit, attacks Israel

>Israel goes full mecha-jew inner beast and decimates the entire middle East

I'm ok with this
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>Syria wants war with Israel again
Do they not remember what happened every other time they tried to go to war with the Israelis?
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>>73299821
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I am a crystal child
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>>73299842
>The should really take out assad. Just to piss off the Russians.

Would be nice but who would we replace the Assad regime with? The FSA unfortunately isn't a single entity.
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>>73300085
Give it back to France.
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what Initial D games can I emulate on my rig with a wheel
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UHHHH, guys....

https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/850407649539764224
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It's worth pointing out I think that the people repulsed by all of this seem to be reacting to the thought of their SO having any kind of sexual interaction with another person past or present, period. That seems terrible insecure and unhealthy to me, personally.

I can guarantee you, "the lifestyle" - if not the cuckold fetish in particular - is a LOT more common than you think.
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>>73300085
Behold! The next president of Syria
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>>73300121
The only thing the French military is good at is preventing military coups in Africa.
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>>73300225

>photographic evidence of election rigging

dammit Don roach, you're getting cocky
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Amusing comic, even if it lost me on minimizing how pervasive racism is with this kink in particular and all the eye-rolling hoo rah testostibro overflow alpha male shit. Cuckolding isn't my bag, even if I am a polyamorous lady who enjoys voyeurism/exhibitionism, masochism, submission, and group play. No empowerment to be had for me by roleplaying verbal abuse (had a lifetime's worth, I'm good).
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>>73300122
grand theft auto IV + honda CRV carmod + akina pass map mod
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>>73300205
People who aren't repulsed by the thought of their boyfriend/girlfriend having sex with other people should be shot desu
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>>73300316
>Cuckolding isn't my bag, even if I am a polyamorous lady who enjoys voyeurism/exhibitionism, masochism, submission, and group play. No empowerment to be had for me by roleplaying verbal abuse (had a lifetime's worth, I'm good).
>is a sexual degenerate
>is a victim of abuse

makes me think
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Got this for a steal on craigslist. Very fun. PS1/2 rpg collection is almost complete, lads. You playing any /vr/?
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>>73300304
Take that back!
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Hahaha le funnies poopies
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>>73300391

I got a plastic tub off a guy on CL full of old /vr/ games like SS2, Planetscape Torment, Arcanum, and Unreal

it was only $25 too
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Traps are gay.
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Sometimes i feel bad because i verbally abused my gf so many times but he was bitch so she deserved it desu.

Wonder if she turned degenerate she is a lesbian now btw.
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>>73300501
>verbally abused my gf
That seems kind of mean desu
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>>73300501
Rude
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In a single strategic bombing that resulted in 0 casualties, Trump:

-Completely destroyed the Trump / Putin narrative

-Took focus away from Assad's chemical attack

-Got Dem support

-Showed China / NK that he's not a weak nigger like Obama and won't hesitate to turn them to ashes

-Gained support from Mudslims who hate Assad

7TH DIMENSIONAL MANCALA
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>>73300518

Not like im gonna hit you kinda of way more like "you are a piece of shit that will never do anything with your life and you know it" kind of way.
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>>73300587
I know what verbal abuse is and that's still incredibly fucked up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>73300452
Were they in their boxes? Either way that's pretty rad. Deals are so hard to come by these days.
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>>73300611

Never said any lies though.
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Trump striking Syria was actually pretty smart. 9 dimensional chess imo. Hes meeting with the leader of china right now to discuss north korea
And he just showed he's not hesitant about using force
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>>73300664

some jewel cases, a few cases like Deus Ex and Arcanum
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>>73300673
Not lying doesn't mean that calling your girlfriend a failure and a piece of shit is any better, you know.
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>>73300702

She deserved worse desu.
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>>73300567
>>73300587
no wonder she left you

hahah sociopath tier behaviour
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>>73300764
Not really.
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You seem like a bit of shitty person, Sinaloa.
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>>73300583
literally the only valid points you make are the democrips shutting the fuck and stopping the clamouring for another sacrifice for the democracy god
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>>73300786

Nah.

Woman still call me when she has problems, i would honestly feel bad if it wasnt for the fact that i know who i am. and that bitches be crazy.
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If you were to eat the average man it would be 144k calories
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>>73300885
You seem like the crazy one in this situation, though. You verbally abused your girlfriend and are trying to make it seem like what you did wasn't wrong.
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i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station�s docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot
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>>73300885
idk why you would shit on someone who's supposed to be your gf, or why you would maintain contact with her after she dumped you
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>>73300583
all good except

>Got Dem support
>Gained support from Mudslims who hate Assad

never NEVER try to appease your enemies, they will never be happy. they will always disagree with you.
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>>73300922

Dude do you think i just woke up and started shitting on her?

She had extreme anger problems, things would escalate pretty fast, she started talking shit and i just couldnt stay silent. She never apologized, i did

>>73300947
I should have broken up with her pretty fast, but she had a nice booty and i was dumb.

And she kept contact with me.
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>>73301054
Then break up with her instead of staying and emotionally abusing her? It's not like being an ass to her will make her any better towards you.
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>sociopathic mexican doing mental gymnastics to explain why he is never in the wrong again
>america and canada continue to validate these musings as important by responding
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>>73301054
a two sided argument is not the same as just hurling abuse at someone

and i know she kept contact with you, you said she called you. but you shouldn't pick up. you should move on
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Maybe living so close to Mexico is what made that New Mexican a sociopath.
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Guys my bf has been mentally abusing me
What should i do?
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>>73301182
pray the gay away desu
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>>73301182
ask him to stop, if he doesnt change then leave
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>>73301217
>gay
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>>73301124
Thats why i said i don't feel bad, she was crazy she pissed me off and i lashed out, some of the things i said were perhaps too much but i always apologized afterwards.

And i pick the phone up because i can't do otherwise, even fi she is not my gf anymore i dont like knowing that she is suffering.
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>>73301246
Yes it is gay for a man to love another man.
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>>73301182
Come to California and be my wife
>>73301254
You said you were verbally abusing her, not arguing with her. There's a big difference.
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>>73301254
you sound like a big 'ol cuck desu

find a better girl, I'm sure you can find one that isn't crazy
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>>73301317
I don't think you understand
>me
>man
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>>73301332

Dude if your SO other is telling you shitty things do you really care where does it comes from?

It still hurts even if you know she is just upset, hard to stay cool.
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>>73301254
>girl hurls abuse at you
>you start arguing back
>she breaks up with you later
>you still pick up the phone when she calls
Just stop
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Just got my Japan Crate today lads
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>>73298652
>tfw lefties will still side with dems, despite being warmongers
We really, really need a purge.
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>>73301445
Could you rephrase that?
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>>73301458
its a mess
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*punches cana and takes the crate*
Oops
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asked someone out via text
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>>73301476
the first reply is a cascadian lefty criticising the dems though
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>>73301423
That is exactly the case. yes.
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*teleports behind Denmark*

I don't think so fucker

*kills Denmark, then proceeds to annex his cunt*

Nothin personnel kid
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>>73301445
Honestly Sinaloa, you need to block her number. If you keep picking up, she'll keep calling you. You still care about her to some extent since you keep picking up, but you'll never get over it if you don't stop talking to her.
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>>73298504
where my paisanos at?
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*sets up a seal clubbing business on hans island*

psssh, nothin personnel, barn
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Greenland shall be ours.
Prepare to lose 98% of your natural resources you conniving danes.
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>>73301626
Mex.... your flag...
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*annexes Canada after they lose all international support because of their invasion of Canada*
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>>73301626
MAMMA MIA
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*throws a henki dama made out of legos at cana*

Goodnight old friend
*watches you disintegrate*
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>>73301698
>canadian invasion of canada
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>>73301698
>invasion of Canada
I-I meant Greenland
>>73301720
Delete this AA
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>>73301705
watch it leafy boi
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>>73301698
>Canadian invasion of Canada
American education, everyone
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>>73301751
Shut the fuck up right god damn now or I'll steal all of your clubs and you won't be able to club another god damn seal in your life
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>>73301720
>>73301751
Stop being mean
He made a mistake
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>>73301698
Fantastic post, my friend. Now I'm sure they'll take us Americans more seriously!
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>>73301813
sacramento on suicide watch
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>>73301626
Thanks for the only organized crime that was halfway civilized, Italy
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>>73301788
*isn't an eskimo*
Heh, wrong person kid
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>>73301813
>Tennessee
Don't care what you think desu
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>>73301423
LONDON
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>>73301918
london is farther away from russia than denmark is you reatart
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>>73301861
hey, at least you got great movies out of it
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>>73301918
Why does every Russian on the internet like/post anime
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*kidnaps the Dane*
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>>73301974
mmmm?
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*calls the cops*
Oops sorry anon
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i smell strange today buds
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>mfw burned my arm with hot oil
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>>73301892
*inhales sweet tea*
SO U BE SAYIN
*goes to church*
HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*shoots rifle at pizza delivery driver*
U BE SAYIN
*eats grits*
WE SUM KINDA
*gains 50 pounds*
IRRELEVANT STAAAAAAATE?
*crashes car into electric pole during light snow flurry blacking out the entire block for a day*
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>>73302044
>>73302062
Maybe it's the burned skin
:::^^^))))
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>>73301961
Because anime is popular here.
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>>73302088
chattanooga niggas spit fire though
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Hello /cum/
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>>73302179
Are you a chinese immigrant?
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>>73302175
chatanigga
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>>73302231
No
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Mc
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>>73302115
You're a fucking creep.
Get out of here, loser.
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>>73302062
You gonna be okay buddy?
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>>73302282
i have two scar spots but ill live

looks like i put out a cigarette on my arm
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>>73302329
Just keep an eye on it and don't let it get infected.
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>>73302274
Geez, i was just joking man
Chill out
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Chicken
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will probably have a seizure in my sleep
grim
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>>73302175
tbqh everything I listed is and was done by white "people"
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>>73302365
It's not an open wound, but i've literally never had an open cut get infected and i dont even disinfect them, i just rinse them out with water and apply a bandage if it wont stop bleeding
>>73302425
church and grits are also black people things

also obesity
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There's an american commie in my thread...

Seriously guys ? Seriously ?
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>>73302465
Yeah, but the white people don't spit fire like the niggas.
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Do cabs/ubers drive from the Grand Rapids to Kalamazoo and vice versa?
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i was about to make myself an elaborate breakfast then i remembered who i was and just poured myself a bowl of trix
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>>73302526
He'll be flushed out in no time.
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footkraut are you here
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>>73302602
>tfw had a meatballs and mozzarella hotpocket for breakfast
When's my janitor application coming?
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IT'S SO FUCKING COLD HERE JESUS FUCK IT'S 37F IN THE MIDDLE OF APRIL FUCKING WHY
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>>73302526
he's in /fr/? of course the leftist is the most educated burger
>>73302654
thats gross, as long as you woke up before noon
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I eat scrambled eggs and toast with jam for breakfast about 6 out of every 7 days
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>>73302679
scrambled eggs doesn't go with toast and jam you cuck

butter the toast, cook a sausage and eat that with the eggs
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>>73302674
>tfw cooked it on low heat in a skillet
It was delicious desu. Also, I wake up at like 7:30 every day. I was going to make eggs and sausage links but I was too lazy.
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>>73302732
kill yourself you dumb fucking shit stain
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>>73302679
Holy cow
Me too
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>>73302781
why not cook it in the oven
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I have a lot of poopy thats making my belly puffy but I dont want to go to the toilet yet
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>>73302820
>in the oven
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>>73301698
>canada invades itself
>all canadians die, therefore winning the war
woah
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I do poopy
That makes my belly puffy
It might sound loopy
But i need to do poopy
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>>73302820
Preheating an oven takes more time and I already turned the stove on by the time I realized that I didn't want to put effort into breakfast.
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Australia vs Canada
no allies
no nukes
who would win
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>>73302888
If a Canadian kills himself, who wins?
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>>73302989
We would, because if Australia kills us, we win
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>>73302989
>no nukes
That's a given considering you two don't have nukes.
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>>73302995
Trudeau wins. One more dead Canadian means more room for immigrants.
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>>73302989
i think they have a better military than us because theyre surrounded by violent shitholes like indonesia
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>immigration is bad
Lmao grow up.
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Are literally all of the posters here autistic?
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>>73303133
Yeah
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>>73303133
Most are but I'm neurotypical
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How I imagine North America.
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This will be my last post in /cum/ until tomorrow
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Guys we need to remove Muslim terrorists

cant stand seeing this shit anymore
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This is my first time posting on /int/.
What do you guys do here?
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>>73303232
anime is bannable
delete your post right now
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>>73299596

Are you fucking recognizing that USA is America?! Drink bleach and die you fucking traitor.
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>>73303270
Dark Souls is technically anime if you think about it.
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>turn on the radio
>"what Troomp needs to do with Mexico is what he did to Syria, but instead of tomahawk missiles he should use nuclear bombs, we need to rebuild this country from the ground up"
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>>73303270
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>>73303270
>anime isn't allowed on an anime website
why does this meme still exist because i really want to kown
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>>73303232
We talk about important international affairs here. Such affairs include the state of our dicks, I believe.
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>>73303212
That looks like a really comfy town
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>>73303212
a small city to the north of my town looks just like that

my town however looks like ASS
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>>73303214
This can't be real
>>73303232
Mostly post anime and hate on leafs, like yourself
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>>73303398
Oh that sounds nice
I come from /a/
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>>73303398
>soggy bun
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>>73303379
what
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>>73303379
Is he wrong, though?
But you're going to need a couple Lee Kuan Yew's to get anywhere.
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We got a date buds
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>>73303379
>rebuild from the ground up
>start by making the land uninhabitable
great plan
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>>73303379
That would cure the cartel problem.
>>73303483
>/a/
You need to go back
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Why is new york so comfy?
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>>73303584
Good bud
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>>73303613
nah lol
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>>73303609

He did make a joke about pouring the whole country with salt afterwards, but i didnt get it.
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how can white boys even compete
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Dumb coraline poster
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>>73303660
the gothic/beaux art/art deco architectural style that dominated the city from 1880-1940
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The american commie in our thread is also an absolute degenerate...

Stop sending them please. It's... embarassing... (for all of us)
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>>73303660
Not pictured
>homeless
>niggers
>italians
>puerto ricans
>poor people
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>>73303704
But also because of the super hero movies right?
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>>73303379
It's finally time to finish what we started many years ago.
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>>73303660
t. has never been to ny
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I decided Im going to poop now

im too bloated to carry on any further
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>>73303720
Link?
No one should suffer the existence of an officechairman.
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>>73303788
Lel
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>>73303683
It was common for some civilizations to salt the earth of others to prevent crops from growing, but this would take a shit load of salt so I think it was done symbolically usually.

Basically, it's one last "fuck you" to whoever they would conquer.
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Say something nice about Pennsylvania.
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>>73303758
no, the only good thing about NYC is the architecture and the 24h subway
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>>73303720
>french
>talking about degenerates
Holy shit just get a job
>>73303891
Not irrelevant
>>
Remember when Republicans were saying Trump would keep us out of war? Yeah...
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>>73303891
we have some very comfy towns. Took a pedestrian bridge from NJ to PA and it was comfy as heck
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>hehe much too slow goy! Is this 9D chess hurting your little gentile brain?
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>>73303935
also interesting to see so many news sites supporting trumps decision, instead of criticizing him like they've done practically any other time he breathed air
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>>73304054
>>73303935
War is Peace
>>
War is bad
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>>73303970
ayy philly waddap
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>>73303483
>/a/
>>>/out/
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>>73304075
>implying
There is strong evidence that Assad's government used chemical agents, which is unacceptable
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>>73303935
So far, no war.
I'm still disappointed about it, though.
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>>73304222
anime is always /int/ related though
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>>73304241
just like saddam had WMDs lmao
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>>73304207
freezing my balls off thanks to North PAs storm desu
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>>73299408
Kys
Also,
What is happening in syria still doesn't change the fact that I love the south and I'm still looking for a way to give up islam and integrate in southern culture.
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I LITERALLY JUST WANT A CUTE 5'3 GF WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET ONE /cum/?
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>>73300501
Wasnt she from 4chan? Sounds pretty fucking dumb
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>>73304339
>this has to be exactly like iraq
Different situation, bud
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>>73304488
you live in Mexico
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>>73304612
>arab strongman dictator israel doesnt like getting expunged

you wrote the playbook, nigger
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>>73304446
I'm sure your status as an apostate will be fine, religion of peace and all.

>>73299408
See, there's a major difference between giving other peoples bombs to bombs someone, and bombing them ourselves.
We've been doing this with Russia for a few decades now. We have a system, the system doesn't work, don't change the system.
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>>73304399
nice I'm doing the same
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>>73304813
stay warm bro and if the lightning comes back dont go outside holding metal rods
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>>73304519

No, i made that one up.
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>>73304931
ye
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Well I'll be the first to say it, if we ever want peace all Jews have to die
>>
bluepilled hatred of jews:
>jews are subhumans with rotten character
redpilled hatred of jews:
>jews occupy powerful positions in society. we can use their religion as a scapegoat for our own gain
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So does Syria have a demographic problem with all the young men leaving?

There must be a surplus of breeding age Syriac qts there
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>>73304701
I don't understand what you are saying. Look at my flag...my family don't care.
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>>73304488
>possibly making your future child a manlet

the fuck man
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>>73305265
this
tall girls are superior
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As a Swede and someone who believes in our European enlightenment ideas, my message to you is not to get too emotional about this. Let us not become tools of the terrorist or pawns of the far right by letting our grief or shock guide what we think, what we do or what we believe.
Let not a few weak and desperate terrorists (and their nationalist cheerleaders) fool us to give up our freedom and 300 years of progress. Not today or tomorrow!
Edit: looks like the attack worked well from the down votes I am getting. GTFO from Sweden and run to some authoritarian shitstain like Russia if that is your cup of tea.

<3 reddit golds>
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>>73305265
5'3 is a perfectly average height for a woman especially a mexicana
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>>73305208
if we go to war think of all the qt arabs we'll get to rape
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>>73305605
None since "muh war crimes goy!"
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>>73305208
they are all in the lion of damascus' harem
we must liberate them
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>>73305638
jews ruin everything
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>>73305265
>>73305417
>a fucking leaf is the one who defends me
i'm sorry canada, i've been mean all this time to you :(
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I swear to fucking god if I don't get to register for my classes next semester because of my schools incompetence im going to drop a shit in the middle of campus
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>>73305664
thats how they get ya
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>>73305737
they can trace the dna back to you
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>>73305664
desu i just hate the lanklet elitism

a bunch of literal virgins post goldenlel faces to try and make 5'9 guys feel suicidal... its pathetic
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>>73305770
he didn't say it'd be his shit
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I now have the US flag hanging up on my wall desu
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>>73305837
>>73305770
yea I have a lot of cat shit and dog shit.

Ill also hire the girl in charge of the advising sessions to shit in a bag for me for money so I can frame her because she was being such a massive cunt
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the mulatto socialist is an enraged manlet
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>>73305930
>>73305930
>>73305930
>>73305930

new bread
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>>73301626
No Eagle!?
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>>73298504
Oh my sexy Satania-Sama
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