Havin' a scream edition
Terrible edition
Kys
>>73254554
it's alright though they give you happy pills that disable your libido when it goes tits up so you can continue to participate in the workforce and yet not pass on your sensitive genes to the next generation of workers xx
Anime
having spaghetti lads
*takes out my chopsticks*
>>73254595
not a weaboo at all. despise anime and the like in fact. love noodles and noodle bars, though, and i'm not a complete mong so i can use chopsticks easily
Is the Southern Hemisphere a meme hemisphere? What actually even happens there besides Australia and New Zealand? Nothing, I suspect.
>americans have no problem with the spelling of noodles but they have to change litres
doing a big think.
emily
>>73254631
>taking anti-depressants
DO NOT DO THIS
YOU DUMB CUNT
>>73254637
you silly nitwit
Gonna have some lasania noodels for dinner tonight.
nice job on outing yourselves as jobless idiots by not knowing acting-up has multiple definitions. why do you actual retards think its appropriate to butt in on things you clearly know nothing about?
>fellow brits can't use chopsticks
恥ずかしいだ
Nigel Farage is a porn parody Enoch Powell
>>73254649
spics, chinks, island chinks and a few nigs
>>73254671
but I want to be happy
Upon hearing news of the coup in Yugoslavia, Hitler called his military advisers to Berlin on 27 March. On the same day as the coup he issued Führer Directive 25 which called for Yugoslavia to be treated as a hostile state.
Hitler took the coup as a personal insult, and was so angered that he was determined, in his words, "to destroy Yugoslavia militarily and as a state".
On 3 April, Hitler issued War Directive 26 detailing the plan of attack and command structure for the invasion as well as promising Hungary territorial gains.
The same day, the new Yugoslavian Prime Minister, Teleki, killed himself.
>>73254702
need a gf
nice job on outing yourselves as jobless idiots by not knowing acting-up has multiple definitions. why do you actual retards think its appropriate to butt in on things you clearly know nothing about?
>lee-trays
>>73254711
Australia, Hurt Feelings Of.jpg
>copy and pasting your post from the end of the old thread to the new thread
utterly runtish
>>73254694
don't care
>>73254697
>恥ずかしいだ
>だ
you should be the one that's embarrassed desu
>>73254713
then fix the actual issues and don't just supplement things with pills
>>73254746
lol triggered
>copy and pasting your post from the end of the old thread to the new thread
utterly runtish
In the past 6 months dad's threatened to kill himself and now sees a counsellor regularly. Two sisters on antidepressants. Another sister about to be hospitalised for 4 weeks because of anorexia. Mum's just sent me an email telling me how she feels so sad all the time.
Safe to say we're NOT a happy family at the moment haha. Don't think it would be good to do a reveal that I've actually been depressed for the last 5 years, they think I'm a happy normie desu
>>73254697
Shoebill
nice job on outing yourselves as culture-less idiots by not knowing how to use chopsicks. why do you actual retards think its appropriate to butt in on things you clearly know nothing about?
When did Frankie Boyle go from being a comedian whos known for dark comedy to a lefty cuckboi who writes for the guardian
finally took a cheeky pic xx
>the act of fiddling with chopsticks burns calories while you eat
>>73254774
sounds like you all need to be medicated x
>>73254751
t. tae kim
>>73254774
just go outside more
>>73254733
how?
>>73254774
has your family tried just being themselves? x
>>73254756
Don't really have any obvious issues to fix, that's the thing hahahahaha
I am going to therapy though, don't you worry my lad
>>73254792
he does (((their))) bidding now if he wants his next TV show
going to make a big batch of wonton noodles soon. wont be eating them with chopsticks though.
nice job on outing yourselves as jobless idiots by not knowing acting-up has multiple definitions. why do you actual retards think its appropriate to butt in on things you clearly know nothing about?
just wanked to this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e31850ed51a
>>73254796
don't understand how this happens
Wouldn't you realise what was happening by the time you got to a quarter of that size? Obesity is a mental illness. A form of self harm. That's the only explanation.
>>73254842
Don't think so, I'll pass on the advice
>>73254609
check out this moron who doesn't know what acting up means
>>73254774
>go on holiday with mexico with dad and bang hookers and do cocaine
>tell your sister anti depressants are a meme and tell them to get out more
>tell your other sister to eat more
>
>>73254756
life IS the issue
>>73254873
LOVE kink.com have been torrenting their stuff for years now.
cooking some supernoodles in the 'wave
got my chopsticks ready
gf took out a life insurance policy around 3 weeks ago that came in the mail without telling me should I be worried. We been fighting
>>73254853
grow up
>>73254952
>fighting
fuck off yank
>>73254952
'mocide imminent
>>73254952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
>>73254913
why mexico?
nice job on outing yourselves as jobless idiots by not knowing acting-up has multiple definitions. why do you actual retards think its appropriate to butt in on things you clearly know nothing about?
>>73254956
>niggers trying to comprehend history
ahhhh yes
>>73254952
tell her to stop acting up
>>73254989
this plays in my head every night when I wake up at 3am with a panic attack
>>73254956
>yank centric history
noty
>>73254975
how is that yank you fucking dumb rasheed
>>73254961
fuck off you literal commie runt
go worship your god soros
a daring synthesis
>>73255021
state of the yankified youth today. depressing.
been acting up in greggs again
>>73254980
it'd be 'micide you twot
>>73255047
me on the right
>>73254989
I know this is just edited audio of people screeching about normies as a joke but it genuinely stresses me out
especially the ending bit
good editing desu
日本語スレ?
>Royal Mail
FOY FOY FOY FOY
>>73255080
homocide because he's a bender haha
>>73255047
me on the bus avin a gander
>state of the yankified youth today. depressing.
is there actually parts of london that have muslim patrols
>>73254961
he literally just wrote an article about the far lefts treatment of jews not being good enough
>A Prime Minister that no one elected is about to start a Brexit that no one voted for because of a referendum no one wanted
The absolute STATE of British Politics
>>73255098
日本の男性は小さなペニスを持っています
>>73255113
>>73255047
we aren't so different, you and I...
>>73255098
いいえ
>>73254932
oh i don't need long m8
just popping down to the mail office.
It is literally could royal MAIL you fucking autist
>>73255141
>thinking people elect the prime minister
FOY
>>73255047
the fucking state of how pakis dress
>>73255098
いいえ
>>73255141
>Brexit that no one voted for
I did
>because of a referendum no one wanted
I wanted it
>>73255141
*tells you that you don't actually elect the PM in a general election, and to stop being a fucking yank*
dont reply lads
>>A Prime Minister that no one elected is about to start a Brexit that no one voted for because of a referendum no one wanted
>The absolute STATE of British Politics
>the royal (((post)))
To a wise man every day is a new life.
So will she keep doing this mouth if whe go on a date? What's the deal?
>daily mail
fine
>royal mail
AUUGHH YANK!
why?
CHING CHONG
*clatters my bowl in a frenzy with a pair of chopsticks*
ah ah ah ah CHINGY CHONG CHONG
>>73255155
>not downloading a big bundle of videos on friday day and edging for 3 hours to the top quality 1080p bdsm porn until finally exploding into spasms of delight.
Gay twat
>>73255144
イギリスの男性は大きなおっぱいを持っています
>>73255221
why does he always look worried
Came to the realisation that I will never be able to progress in life until I quit weed
Unironically going to throw the rolling machine away once I've finished the weed I've got
if you are planning to vote for corbyn in the next election you need to get the fuck out of my country
>>73255186
secret benders i reckon.
>wear dresses
>hate women and hide them away in houses and binbags
>like sniffing each others arseholes in mosques
>shagging little boys is fine by them
cant get much more gay than that 2bh.
>>73255240
What an absolute rotter
Not racist just don't like em
>>73255265
thingken about the state of britain
>>73255242
Autism
>>73255267
you vote for the party not the prime minister
>>73255266
>inb4 you buy some more weed just before this batch runs out
>>73254724
why do you actual retards think its appropriate to butt in on things you clearly know nothing about?
check the url you're on you twat
> yanks call a fried egg a "broiled sunny side up"
>>73255280
Oxbridge master race though. She woild probably be your boss' boss back in the uk
>>73255267
>>>/gulag/
>>73255263
日本の女性は英国の陰茎を渇望する
>>73255266
>I'll sort things out tomorrow
that attitude is why you are never going to get shit done. Throw out the weed now
>hello
FOY FUCKING YANK UEHHHH
CANZUK is inevitable once Australia and Canada get conservative monarchist governments again
>>73255322
Probably a pleb who did a masters there in some shit humanities subject
>>73255185
>>73255202
think the average voter still votes for the head of the party even though they technically don't
>>73255266
Don't do it lad
What would Hercules the Lion say?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5628f2794b2ac
just wanked to this
>>73255047
which would you rather live next door to?
>>73255356
>once Australia and Canada get conservative monarchist governments again
why would that happen
>>73255321
>brits call sugar lumps "fantastical fizzle drops"
>>73255333
私は日本の女性です
あなたのイギリスちんぽの画像をアップしてください
do you watch infowars lads?
>>73255378
I'm proud of you son.
>>73255356
>there are people who unironically fantasise about this and think it's actually going to happen
Baffling
>>73255363
maybe, but it still means that crying about an "unelected PM" is nonsense because that's not how the system works. You vote for a party, you get the party.
>>73255382
How is that a hard choice? the guy with the the Union Jack
>>73255141
the only somewhat true thing you said was that the prime minister was not elected.
>>73255378
me in the womb
>>73255394
Australia has a lot of Rorkes
Canada...eeeh, who knows. America went from voting Obama to voting Trump. Maybe Trudeau can be reversed
>>73255356
if the gov't wasn't monarchist then they would have done something by now
>>73255382
the one holding the british flag
>>73255424
>You vote for a party, you get the party
LOL amazing joke
>>73255401
ちょっと同性愛者
>>73255378
>>73255398
and they are! wahoo
>>73255445
>rorkes
>>73254956
Ah yes. The "Et Cetera" epoch. My favorite
Who could forget when Lord Whatever launched his naval attack on King Something
Reckon 90% of people in Britain don't vote for a party/candidate in the general election but only vote based on the leader of the party and who they want to be PM. Most people probably can't even name their MP
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1131034443
just wanked to this
>>73255445
America went from voting Obama to voting Clinton.
>>73255378
>01:43:02
>>73255469
Rorke.
>>73255469
Rorke isn't an insult
>>73255477
correct
the electorate are dumb, they don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>A Prime Minister that no one elected
Yeah. Right-wing Tory scum.
That's why Labour called a General Election when Gordon Brown took the reigns, right?
Is anyone here a member of Britain First haha
https://xhamster.com/movies/149672/i_paid_a_black_man_to_fuck_ass_of_my_mature_wife_amateur.html
just had a tug to this
>>73255469
this bloke's turkish, not jewish
>>73255517
but let me guess, you do right?
>>73255507
rasheed
>>73255517
>the electorate
but you aren't included in that electorate of course, not a supreme gentleman such as yourself.
>>73255528
nah but im a member of Britain Last aka Labour.
>>73255528
Nah I'm a member of society instead
If Mummy called a general election tomorrow she would literally wipe Labour out.
>>73255472
reckon this would be a hit on reddit
>>73255528
there were unironic National Action members on brit/pol/ before the government designated it a terrorist organisation
>>73255531
same thing
>>73255520
>comparing blairite labour to modern labour
>>73255539
yes, but my ideas are too radical and the average smelly serf couldn't even comprehend them
>>73255558
I'm not even registered to vote as there's no point in the current system
(also I live in a labour safe seat)
*revs the ol' m-wave*
heheh
who wants hot chocolate? ;)
>>73255462
早くアップロードするのです
タイムスタンプ付きで
I imagine 90% of brit is lib dem voting rasheeds who pretend to be right wing by hating labour
>>73255528
nah but im a member of Not Britain aka SNP
still needs explaining
>>73255425
>>73255452
it's not a hard choice. was just waiting to spot lefties. they stayed quiet though
Fight white power, suck black cock
>>73255567
When should she call it though? Or should she wait until 2020?
We don't really have time for a general election with brexit
wanking is getting a bit excessive
did 2 last night before bed, 2 this morning immediately on waking, just got back from work and about to spray another one out
/brit/ is 40% unironic rorkes, 35% ""radical centrists"" and 25% leftists
chopsticku
>>73255671
Get your shit together lad
>>73255688
>50% Right Wingers >50% Rasheed leftists
fixed
>>73255688
15% leftists, 10% pakis. careful not to mix those up.
13: apolitical
14: "communism could work guys"
15: left libdem
16: centrist libdem
17: carswellian ukip
18: faragian ukip
19: powellite Tory
20: burkean Tory
>>73255659
I think she's just enjoying the complete lack of opposition from Labour at the moment. If she called a general election her majority would be larger but Labour might actually elect a competent leader and actually hold her feet to the fire.
>>73255719
only a sith deals in absolutes
>>73255671
phimosis wouldn't let me do that even if i could be that horny
Fascinating how women find their selfie face tbqh. I have one that does an extremely complex one in all her pics. She looks nothing like it IRL. These whores have absolutely no ethics.
>>73255688
you forgot 2.5% of jap
Literally going to japan in 2 weeks. Will I starve if I can't use chopsticks?
Always just eat sushi with my hands, but cant afford sushi for every meal in tokyo
>>73255671
I think my record is about 8 wanks in a day
(I do not recommend this)
>>73255698
i can't control my horny level
Brit is a good amount right wing Nationalist and then a cancerous mix of rasheeds and leftcucks
>>73255688
Me and most of the other radical centrists simply don't care enough to be an angry rorke or leftie
I'm a brexiteer though
could do with a benzo, can you still buy etizolam on the normal internet or did they banish it all to the deep web?
hypothetically if the UK was to recolonize a couple of little countries (like france), what would the rest of the world do
GF and I are in a long distance relationship. She has been overseas for work for 3 months. 3 more months to go.
I am 95% certain that she is faithful. Strong traditional upbringing and other reasons. My cock is about to fall off waiting for her. Do I just go out and get my dick wet or what?
Every time I take my top off I've got no choice but to rub my nipples
>>73255783
Sushi is cheap as fuck in Japan, you probably could desu
And no, they'll give you a fork
wish I had a sex drive
literally wank twice a month, and only because I think "oh I haven't wanked in a long time", not because I actually get turned on
>>73255801
>brexiteer and radical centrist
how?
>>73255799
why do the bags under peoples eyes bruise when they get nose surgery
>>73255816
International sanctions, UN would pass a resolution to condemn our actions, etc.
Also France has nukes, so maybe invade Spain instead
/brit/ is 90% people who dont care about politics and 10% ideologs who argue with each other whenever possible
>>73255737
been a ukipper since I was 17, didn't care about politics before then
>>73255822
hm i knew it was cheaper, but for some reason thought it was still relatively expensive
im only there 10 days, but people were telling me to eat bento boxes and noodles and soup to save money.
Not even on that strict of a budget desu
the absolute state of the girls in this article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4385858/Aintree-gets-fashionable-start.html
Looks like nearly half of the women are morbidly obese up there
>>73255698
try not purposely viewing sexual pictures lad
>>73255851
it's all connected.... mate
>>73255813
banished under the psychoactive substances bill
>>73255851
google doesn't exist in australia? fuck off moron
>>73255866
this
>>73255818
>Do I just go out and get my dick wet or what?
only if you can pull a more attractive girl, otherwise its not worth it
>>73255875
>ladies day at the national
grim as ever
>>73255783
There are plenty of McDonalds in japan
For me, it's McChicken Sandwich but japanese mcdonalds doesnt serve it what a dumb country
>>73255831
Literally me but I wouldn't change it. Sex (or pursuing it) and wanking and porn are all huge wastes of time imo
>>73255657
she's so cute
can't stand /brit/ unless I'm absolutely paralytic
this is where being an alcoholic comes in handy
>>73255831
wish my sex drive would die
it's physical and mental torture being an excessively aroused incel at my age
>>73255918
Do you have Sichuan Sauce?
>>73255908
I don't want to replace her.
I want to get my dick wet so that I stay in a relationship with her, rather than move on...
Of course she wouldn't view it that way, but she doesn't want a 3some either
>>73255890
its not a yes or no answer and i don't feel like digging so i shan't
>>73255948
>>73255799
NEED a mentally ill yank bf
>>73255841
I don't really identify with the political compass desu, I'm right wing on some things but left wing on others
Such is life for the white working class
>>73254697
Yea I can you numpty.
Okay guys it is now enough. You must all now return to your own country.
Anal glands are out of control
Why do people let their dogs lick their mouths and personify them? It's disgusting.
feels like a Friday today
really wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow
>>73255948
literally never heard of it but check local imported food shop
Went to London for the first time last weekend and it's so much more developed than the rest of the country. The Tube and the transport system in general is fucking incredible and everything is just.... nicer and flashier.
Why can't we invest more in smaller cities? I don't get why we overprioritise London so massively.
>>73255957
my point was its not worth getting caught if she isn't at least more attractive
In theorem I am a radical centrist, in hypotheses I am a national socialist, in memoriam I am a liberal authoritarian. By definition, I am a constitutional monarchist.
>tfw afghanistan will never be communist again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmg7XjnQots
>>73256019
>I don't get why we overprioritise London so massively.
it's where all the money and politicians are
>>73255972
t. national socialist
>>73255982
*books a flight to dam with the lads*
Reminder we are all on a list and going to jail once the Tory reich kicks into gear
>>73255948
Szechuan sauce is chinese you mong
>>73256019
there's no demand to improve smaller cities when no one lives there
>>73256045
I like this crying frog picture
he looks so sad
>>73256071
>he doesn't get the reference
>>73256053
>>73256079
>>73256019
chicken and the egg
not wanting to to talk about politics is fine but not having an opinion at all must mean you are completely braindead
concept im working on: come up with a new term for national socialist so you can be a national socialist without being called a nazi
>>73256045
Its funny how commies need to name their state "democratic republics" to convince people as they know they are literally the same as fascists
>>73256053
In other countries capital cities where politicians are aren't overdeveloped compared to the rest of the country. Washington DC and Canberra are shitholes compared to New York and Sydney.
>>73256063
Yeah that's me but it's hard to identify as one of those these days
>>73256108
stupid reddity child
fuck off
>>73256116
We have that word -fascist
did a big poo 12 hours ago but feel like i need another one wtf
>>73256116
Israeli
>>73256111
erm I think you'll find I am apolitical
I do not concern myself with such trivial things as politics
>>73255918
I only want to eat japanese food while in japan lad
whats the best japanese beer or liquor?
>mfw a nice pair of big juicy chebs
>>73256144
DC and Canberra have no money
London has both, and all the main cultural stuff. and all the infrastructure, rendering everywhere else obsolete
just had another wank
not telling you to what though
could get me in trouble
>>73256067
Enjoy it while it lasts boy
>>73256110
Millions live in Greater Manchester, over million live in Birmingham.
>/pol/ hates socialism
>national socialism is a kind of socialism
>/pol/ hates national socialism
wtf
>>73256209
nonce
knock off cornettos i have are better than cornettos desu
they're caramel too
cooking sausages
>>73256168
Outstanding post
>>73256209
nonce
>>73256179
a true apolitical wouldn't know the word apolitical
>>73255136
maybe he should realise Jews have always been treated horrifically and should stop trying to put a shitty political spin on it?
you guys only have one globally relevant city thats why
>>73256079
There's 3.7 million in the Birmingham metro area but the L*nd*ners would rather run smear campaigns instead and divert funds away on purpose
>>73256212
child i am a tory
>>73256256
We're building the HS2 so people can get from Birmingham to London quicker than ever
The best curry is a lentil daal made by me
>>73256282
dal is not curry
>>73256282
Kanker
>>73256179
how is it trivial? the way in which you live your life is primarily determined by politics
>>73256239
no not that
FOY 50%
I love taking poos desu
Algiers was globally relevant in the 70s. Frank Sinatra gave a concert there.
>>73256245
erm give me ONE example of when jews have been treated horrifically
>>73256282
cook for me pls
>>73256209
that post is probably enough to get you investigated 2bh. so, what have you to offer to stop me reporting you to the rozzers?
DAAAAAAL KHAAAAAAN!!!!
>>73256331
baiting I know but
holocaust
>>73256206
Doesn't seem healthy at all to have one supercity and the rest just shitholes that get scraps. Inevitably it leads to
>People flocking to the main city, making it overcrowded and overpriced to the extent that London literally needs different minimum wage laws to the rest of the country
>The rest of the country feeling resentful.
I honestly think Brexit and Scottish nationalism could have been avoided if London wasn't so overprioritised.
really activates the 'monds
>>73256282
all dal is lentil you mong
>>73256216
>>73256216
>>73256216
>>73256216
whats the best japanese beer/liquor/cigarette
where do all the westerners hangout? where do the "indie or punk" looking japs hangout in tokyo
Can Trump be described as Cromwellian?
I got into a debate about this in the coffee shop today. A liberal insisted that the earlier career of Hitler vouchsafed Trumpisms and echoed Cromwellian rhetoric in his 1913 Berlin Beer Hall address. I, raising my coffee mug, insisted that Trump is merely acting on his Freudian, Indo-Scottish absolutisims from his years at Cambridge, under the tutelage of Master Chamberlain.
Thoughts?
>>73256356
never happened
next
>>73256209
we're coming for you nonce
PAJEEEET PATEL KHAAAAAAN!!!
Can't even get a good conversation going in this thread
>>73256385
red lentil***
>>73256403
Hi mate
>>73256383
chinks are hypochondiacs thats why they're always wearing those paper masks
>>73256403
Wanna move to whatsapp ;)
>>73256399
I WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THERESA MAY'S
>>73256396
refer to:
>>73254961
>>73256452
>he wants to converse with the 'people' of 4chan
>>73256386
peace cigarettes are decent lad
a nice 28mg of tar per fag
>>73256457
you're a good little brainwashed goy
>>73256432
wrong. its used to describe all pulses.
currently 17degrees here
my feet are freezing
>>73256343
pls dont noid me out was a joke ;(
>>73256473
She's so cute and adorable.
>>73254989
reported for hate speech X
>>73256489
okay paki nerd
I fart curry. Do you want to smell it?
>>73256116
Liberal Patriot.
I took an online political test that gave me that label. I'm in favour of socialised/nationalised healthcare, education, housing, public transport, maybe the national grid and telecommunications too, in pursuit of equal opportunities for all. Banking too, in pursuit of better control of the economy in the interest of the country. But I also think immigration should be strictly regulated and our national culture and secular liberal values should be preserved, and foreign policy should be isolationist and self-interested.
"Liberal" would be accepted by the left (who generally aren't liberal at all these days), and "Patriot" by the right, who would reject the "liberal" part until it's explained it's not what "progressives" are pushing, but actual equality and freedom of speech like 20th century liberals pushed.
Serious question here : do brits hate the french, yes or not?
When i'm asking on other threads it's either a ouiaboo responding or a lindybeige clone.
>>73257284
Not me. I've got on well with the French folk I've met (not many). I like to think I know better than to judge a whole nation (or someone from it) based on a small sample or a stereotype. I assume France is like most western Europe countries: Mostly good, some bad, some great.