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Footy memes ed.
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>>73256423
>hanging rags

wtf that can't be england
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first time of my life cancelling a post actually worked
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>>73256423
bloody hell don't show the scousers this
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shan't be yanking up this thread
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will you die alone, /brit/?
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>>73256548
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>>73256518
Italy
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Why is it that the first thing politicians and the media do is blame Russia whenever something bad happens in Syria?
Not try to be edgy nor say russia dindu nuffin he was a good boy goin to college, but why is the first thing always to attack Russia?
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if your team hasnt won by at least 8-0 recently its shitt
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>>73256502
Who is this little stinker?
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>>73256518
its Juve fans making fun of Hillsborough because of Heysel
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Doing a poo
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>>73256585
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This is the official list of JFs approved in /brit/

>>73256518
Out you filthy scum
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>>73256548
hopefully not, but its probably likely

dont most of us die alone literally though, in hospital, its always a heart attack in the night, or if not you probably just have a few doctors, not the people you love, if you have them
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do it again bomber harris
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>>73256565
well that makes sense
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>>73256572
lefty scapegoat
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only thing about cooking sausages is it makes the room all smokey, if you forget to open the window the fire alarm goes off sometimes haha banter
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>>73256572
because they are anti-globalist

soros funded and ordered the attack in syria
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>>73256604
why no nz? nz are bros we are exactly the same
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My butler is here. Tata
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>>73256548
everybody dies alone

don't understand this meme
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gonna go totally mental if my balls aren't drained into a fanny soon
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Proof god exists
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What's your favourite LOST episode? Mine is

Live Together, Die Alone
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>>73256396
Holocaust demonstrably happened.

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/509405/

This old thread is full of historical evidence. I recommend you read through it
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>>73256640
So irrelevant no one thought of them
Sad!
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>>73256632
soros must be pretty busy, planning and orchestrating everything the alt-right doesnt like
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>>73256652
Play Wonderwall on la guitara
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>>73256572
cos they pretended it wasn't assad?
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What is there to do as an adult in society if you don't want to drink alcohol for a while?
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>>73256572
We are desperate to go to war with them for some reason
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>>73256640
because they're rightfully australian clay and are a state
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>>73256548
hope not but its looking that way. done all the normal things people do to garner female attention (improved confidence, improved physique, active social life etc.) but still women aren't interested.
not everyone is supposed to be happy otherwise happiness wouldn't be a valued commodity.
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>>73256691
Sports
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>>73256671
> old clock tower remains unaffected
heh
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How is class not part of identity politics?
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fuck being the PM Tbh

too much pressure
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>>73256629
think you're just shit at cooking mate
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I fart curry. Do you want to smell it??
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>>73256611
>>73256655
it's not literal
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me and the bf
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Which one of you lads broke into a house, stole a computer and drowned a puppy?
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>>73256702
happiness isn't a resource so i don't think it works like that
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>>73256691
just order virgin gin and tonics, nobody will know
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>>73256682
don't bother, /pol/ doesn't read anything that doesn't fit their agenda and that doesn't come from /pol/
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39512323

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAzTO8GMZhk
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Would definitely be given a white feather if I lived back in the old warring days desu. Don't mind though really, there's no way I'm risking my life to support (((national interests))). Literally no more cucked profession than the armed forces.
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>>73256741
your jaw won't be literal in a minute if you're not careful, sunshine
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>>73256774
it was this guy
>>73256817
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>>73256783
i didnt say it was a resource.
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The BBC is more biased than /pol/
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>>73256771
>grown men choosing images from a series of children's books for their bedroom decoration

We live in a generation of wo/manchildren
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From last thread:

>>73256116
Liberal Patriot.

I took an online political test that gave me that label. I'm in favour of socialised/nationalised healthcare, education, housing, public transport, maybe the national grid and telecommunications too, in pursuit of equal opportunities for all. Banking too, in pursuit of better control of the economy in the interest of the country. But I also think immigration should be strictly regulated and our national culture, sovereignty, and secular liberal values should be preserved, and foreign policy should be isolationist and self-interested.

The label "Liberal" would be accepted by the left (who generally aren't liberal at all these days but love to think they are), and "Patriot" would be accepted by the right, who would reject the "liberal" part until it's explained it's not what "progressives" are pushing, but actual equality and freedom of speech for all, like 20th century liberals pushed.
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Hmm

>>2615432
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Anti depressants are a meme
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>>73256855
yes and /brit/ is a normie general
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>>73256729
nah mate. sausages are a high fat food, very smokey when grilled or fried. and i have very sensitive smoke alarms
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>The BBC is more biased than /pol/
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The Aeropress is kino
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>>73256855
loved it when trump blew the fuck out of that BBC reporter

he was a stuck up little cunt who thought he was something
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>>73256848
i meant to specify limited
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what did he mean by this
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Labour governments introduce things better and Tory governments manage them better.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itKhvrUekDs

can't understand a fucking word

the state of scotland
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>>73256908
you're literally just a shit cook. turn the temp down next time.
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>>73256548

seems likely
pushing 30 and never had a gf
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>>73256868
>my fictional literature is better than your fictional literature
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>>73256771
>Harry Potter

on the cross
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need a lib dem majority
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>>73256957
its clearly limited otherwise everyone or no one would be happy. its only valued because some people dont attain it.
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>>73256960
>spend your final seconds on earth plummeting towards the concrete at hundreds of miles an hour ready to be literally smashed into thousands of little pieces upon impact

may as well put your feet up and enjoy the ride
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When i try to make an omelette it either gets too burnt or too runny help pls
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>>73256868
Gays are all paedophiles. It is to lure young boys into their lair so they can rape them.
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ACTIVATE IT
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>>73257050
don't overcook it but don't undercook it
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Flying off on holiday by myself in a few days lads.
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>>73257045
mm i don't know, i don't think about other people being happy when i want to be happy
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>>73257104
WEIRDO
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>>73257104
Where to?
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>>73257050
just give up on cooking for good.
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>>73256682
>>73256787
>he doesn't reply
haha
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>>73257117
thats irrelevant to my original point.
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>>73257104
fucking gay cunt

no mates? no bird?

hope the plane goes down in the sea you fucking pathetic parasite
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>>73257125
Manchester
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>>73257125

Away from you haha.

Nah I'm flying off to Bali for a month 2bh.
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COME ON, SEATTLE!
FIGHT! AND WIN!
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How can white bois even compete?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1GQehNcZZw

have you got your daily dose lads?
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>Gays are all paedophiles. It is to lure young boys into their lair so they can rape them.
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>>73257184
wish i was normie enough to do this
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>>73257160
isn't your point that i would only want happiness because others value it?
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>>73256999
blud the smoke alarm didnt go off this time. i cook them on 1/3 heat and they smoke. youve obviously never lived in small flat with your smoke detector right above your hobs
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happiness isn't a commodity or a zero sum game
everyone could be happier
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flying to grimsby on the weekend
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>>73257207
wait does the alt-right accept pizzagate isn't a thing now?
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reminder autists are superhumans
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>>73257208
Muslims are in on the act too

http://southfloridagaynews.com/World/soldiers-die-while-taliban-plays-with-boy-sex-slaves.html

All benders are latent paedophiles
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tfw no secret hamster
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imagine the kind of runt who doesn't cook his sausages in the oven
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>>73257178
Visiting pakipoo?

>>73257184
Can I come?
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>>73257104

same
going to south america
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>>73257177

90% of my mates are lefty human trash and I dumped them 2bh. They wouldn't appreciate it anyway. Local girls are shite too.

Hopefully I get to see some childhood friends on the layover. I'm going to to visit famaland who I haven't met in like11 years haha.
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Probably get arrested if you posted this in Cuckmany
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>>73256987
this he was asking about willies or something
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>>73257242
it was a distraction put out by MSM to distract people from finding the real bigtime paedos
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>>73257292
>90% of my mates are lefty human trash
woah... maybe, just maybe, they're actually fine and it's you that's the arsehole?
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>>73257134
sheed
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>he doesn't grill his sausages
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lamb dansak is the goat curry if u disagree u r a runt
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>that one bit of poo that gets stuck halfway out
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>>73257308
what is this from
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>>73257212

I am far from a normie lad. Flying by yourself was a lot easier than I thought when I first did it. Your ticket basically tells you where you need to go and airports will have those TV screens with status updates.
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lamb curry or goat curry? which is it
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>northern intellectuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q71ajczjnbQ
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>>73257050
the trick is to stop cooking it when it's in between
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>>73257213
no. im saying that some people will never be happy and that is proven by how valued happiness is for most people. if everyone was happy then it would be a normal thing no one cared about. i will probably be one of the unfortunate chumps that reinforces society's emphasis on attaining happiness (which is ultimately a good thing. who doesn't want to improve their lot? just wont happen to me most likely)

>>73257230
buy better sausages then.
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>>73257247
I'm bi and I'm not a nonce
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>>73257400
the strain.
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lamb pathia desu
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>>73257420
>t rasheed al azmwini al european

absolute state of you low iq poos
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>sausages

I too love all the leftover scraps scraped from the bones of an animal after all the real meat has been cut away. I especially love how they mix it with offal and breadcrumbs so it tastes of nothing and then squeeze it into the animal's intestines.

Delicious
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Elon Musk is Reddit in human form
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really, really hope i dont have cancer lads
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Browsing brit in the park lads
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>>73257420
>another Paul Joseph Watson clone
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>>73257461
t. buys cheap sausages

all meat is shit-tier if you're spending pennies on it.
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>>73257330

Nah they're fucking deadbeats who would rather spend their days watching trashy TV and being degenerate wasters. They eat trash and live like trash. I'm only an arsehole because I want them to do better.
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>>73257478
nonce
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>>73257478
bit weird
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>no.1 song in the irish chart is about a girl from galway being shagged by an englishman
you couldn't make it up lads
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seeing the gf soon after more than 2 months of being away haha

not looking forward to seeing her and having to do all the public affection nonsense
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>>73257469
good post

upvoted
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>>73257523
>it has the name of a place from my country
>buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy

kek
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>>73257420

>sir nigel farage
>the sexy bugger

cringe
also a bit gay
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>>73257523
>top 3 are all Brits
ANGLO'd
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sausages are runt tier meat unless you are having them on a sarnie after a night with plenty brown sauce to mask the disgusting taste
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>>73257461
actually mate, breadcrumbs (when added moderately, unlike cheap shit bangers) generally aren't there for filler. they absorb fat and juice which would be lost flavour if it was allowed to run off. the more you know.
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>>73257562
all meat is runt tier meat desu
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i wish i was pewdiepie
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>>73257562
Rasheed
>>73257582
Pajeet
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>>73257582
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>>73257478
Take your willy out
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>>73257557
Nothing wrong with being gay
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>>73257511
ahh fair enough
why does lefty come into it?
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>>73257469
I'm a fan of tesla cars honestly
they are the most powerful "consumer" cars on the market I've heard
they can go from 0-100 in 2.3 seconds in "ludicrous speed mode" because basically the electric engine can more or less provide "infinite" power to the wheels, only limited by the charge of the battery and strength of the wheels and body itself.
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President Toilet Bog Fart
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>>73257410
I've flown alone, its actually being in the country for 2 weeks by myself. especially in one such as bali which is pretty renowned for being full of judgemental normies
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>>73257645
Only ever seen 2 in Britain
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>>73257612
>>73257613
>murderers
shameful
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I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Room at 10 Downing Street.

This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that, unless we hear from them by 11 o'clock that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from /polska/, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this general is at war with /deutsch/.

>>73256728
>>73256728
>>73256728
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>>73257512
>>73257514
Bought the times because I have anot hour to kill but cba to read it tbqh
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>>73257562
i would be willing to bet most of the meat you buy is runt-tier. you're clearly a bit of a povvo moron.
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>>73257669
if something was born to be killed it's not murder
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>>73257668
can't step outside without being almost run over by one round these parts
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>>73257629

t. peter file
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>>73257645
i assume they're ludicrously expensive and shit in some other areas normal cars aren't
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>>73257292
>ditching people over perfectly legitimate political beliefs

fucking sad twat you
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>>73257688
ah you're an intellectual I see
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>>73257711
not sure that's a good argument
if you have a baby with the intention of killing it it's still murder lol
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Goldstein: Donald you must invade Syria for us!

President Fart: yes, master. Whatever you say master.

http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.781899
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>>73257668
i see them on a daily basis nowadays.

Beat a millionaire in my local at poker and he let me take it to work one day. the ludicrous setting is fucking ridiculous, it's way too quick for your brain to even comprehend what's happening. It's also a very big car, way bigger than i felt comfortable with but it has all the radar shit which helps.
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>>73257688
post snacks
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>>73256423
How come there is so much negativity on 4chan?
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>>73256987
i understand it
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>>73257801
fuck off you fucking cunt don't ever post here again
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>Beat a millionaire in my local at poker and he let me take it to work one day.
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>Germany
>Germs

No wonder why they're such a parasitic people
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>most women masturbate
weird
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not a fan of tesla now they're EVERYWHERE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0zsYuL6PVQ

swipe up white cat ...
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>>73257773
how else is he going to defeat ISIS?

that was one of his biggest campaign promises
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>>73257790
Meringue, white chocolate and raspberry cookies from Tesco my lad
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reminder everybody acts only in self interest

you're nice to popular people because it benefits yourself

when you get ill or something and are no longer popular nobody will care
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>>73257880
>Most masturbate to BLACKED
hmmmmm
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>>73257908
woah bro... have you taken these thoughts to psycologists? they could probably do something with this...
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>>73257461
alri then rasheed, sausages might be haram but so is 4chan. off you pop
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>>73257908
t. sociopath
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>>73257880
girl I know told me that she frequently masturbates to me
grossed me out so I told her to fuck off
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>>73257908
Not true. Altruism is a verifiable phenomenon.
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/pol/ thinks killing fellow whites is unforgivable treason and that Brits were bad guys in WW2 for giving poor old Germany a bloodied nose

what they fail to understand is that the eternal jerry will always be an antagonistic twat looking to take over and dominate Europe and that /pol/'s ideals of unity between a white race will never happen as long as Germans keep being Germans
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>>73257880
>every woman you meet regularly has her fingers buried deep inside her hot sticky cunt, moaning and panting while playing with their nipples
>half of them probably own dildos and vibrators
Makes you think
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>>73257897
tim's like a little kid getting exited about a cat
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>the innocent woman you sit next to on the train masturbates at home
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>>73257970
oh come on it is pretty much true, lettuce be reality
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4utkb6vSyQ
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>>73257727
they are, not that they cost an obscene amount compared to other consumer-luxury cars like BMW. but maintenance is expensive because of their unique parts and charging stations are not common enough yet so you will be paying a high energy bill to charge them at home, and even then you will be limited to staying close to your home or other stations.

that being said, the Model S is honestly a great value for its price, and the cost of energy is offset by not needing gas and its high mileage per charge, it has an extremely high mileage, more than any other electric and the majority of gas cars.

I don;t care about the environmental factors, but I like to see new design and innovation like this, the fact that these cars no long need to be built around a bulky combustion engine and transmission means they can do some pretty crazy stuff with them in the future.
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>>73257997
>everybody
>only
strong claims to give up so quickly
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>girl I know told me that she frequently masturbates to me
>grossed me out so I told her to fuck off
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>>73257975
>/pol/ is one giant hivemind
Many think that the Germans are constantly fucking everything up
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>>73257997
No.
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>>73258034
Yes.
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>>73257668
I've been seeing them around here lately, especially since they opened a big showroom in Toronto

there are a number of charging stations around here but not nearly as many as in some US states.
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>>73257880
source
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>>73257908
true desu, same way everyone only does stuff because the end results brings them happiness

don't understand why love is so hyped up haha, the only reason you're with each other is because you bring each other happiness, once that goes, they go too
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>>73258007
that legend at the bottom is pretty fucking useless
how does that i8 do, it looks plasticy af
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>your mum has flicked her hairy bean over george clooney
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has anybody you know ever actually won the lottery?

beginning to think it's one big jewish scam
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>>73258092
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Gotta keep moving
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>>73257634

How do I say it... They're the kind of people who will take things at face value and are incapable to reading between the lines. They will fall for anything as long as it pulls at their heart strings. The kind of people who will yell REFUGEES WELCOME because it's the trendy thing to do without thinking of the consequences. Utterly despicable and spineless lot. One of them even became a communist.

Oh yeah. And they're also Scottish
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doing the 2nd poo of the day
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>>73257908
is the nice warm feeling you get after helping someone self-interest?

if i see someone in need i dont stop and evaluate what i can get from the situation before helping. i just help.
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>>73258130
Mum's friend won the jackpot twice in 3 years

Bitch stopped letting me go round to play with her kids
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>>73258130
won $30 once. bought myself dinner out
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now that's what I call peng
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>>73258151
sound like nice, straight up lads
dunno if i'd be able to get over the scottish thing but the rest is alri
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>>73257908
t. mark corrigan
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>>73258130
won £250 years ago
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>Mum's friend won the jackpot twice in 3 years
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>>73257634

... They also like to act so worldly. But their idea of being cultured consists of ordering takeaway. They all look like tumblr caricatures and always act like they're victims with their "I'm misunderstood" bullshit. Like nah. You're not "misunderstood" you're just some spacker in their late 20s who's STILL stuck in their high school emo phase.
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just found a stray cock in my arse
no idea how it got there lads I swear
>>
*powerfully yawns in your face*
>>
>utilitarians
they can't keep getting away with this
>>
>>73258270
genuinely the best show ever produced out of the western world
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>>73258280
wondered where i left that. thanks mate.
>>
>>73258130
won £47,000 a while back
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>>73258291
remember learning about that in school. seemed cool at first but seems a bit cold ultimately.
>>
wish I were a dog, in particular a golden labrador

Free food and love and affection for just existing
>>
>>73258334
>vague, undefined units of pleasure and pain
it's just bullshit lol
>>
>>73258290

*hold nose in disgust*
your breath reeks of shit lad
>>
>>73258130

Won a free lottery ticket lad
>>
>anti-utilitarian anglo
life is suffering
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>>73258347
same, being a pet with no responibilites would be a great life
>>
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ah yes now pol wants to invade Syria. what could possibly go wrong
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Feeling cultured lads
>>
if i go to sleep feeling really optimistic about the next day i will feel shit when waking up and stay in bed for hours

if i go to sleep feeling like shit i will wake up invigorated and have a productive day

why?
>>
>>73258353
oh i dont remember any of that. i just remember the basic 'the best course of action is the one that benefits that majority'. which on paper looks good but human society is a bit more complicated than that.
>>
>>73258363
That is because I pay a dominatrix to shit into my mouth.

That dominatrix's name?
Your Mum.
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Hello north sea brothers! what's your plan for the weekend? I'm going up to my cabbin to clear out some trees and chop wood.
>>
took a look at the ex's social media and it's all her pretending to be a 2017 effy and whinging about being such an 'emotionless fuckup' and how she wants to be a struggling musician

she's literally a live at home uni student whose parents don't allow her to sleep over at other people's houses for fuck sake what is wrong with women lads
>>
me when the gf is being a runtette again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqpwDG6WMM0
>>
>>73258429
oh yea
can be used to justify horrible things and no-one can really decide whats a benefit
>>
>8pm
>tired as fuck
>probably going to bed in the next hour
>got to be up for work tomorrow

Haha, love work me.
>>
>>73258415
climb the building like assassins creed
>>73258440
downloading and wanking to kink.com videos
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Just found this message on the inside of my pepsi bottle
>>
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
>>
Nostalgia choon lads

https://youtu.be/qkGtGt1L6iU
>>
W W 3
W
3

yes lads
get in
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7u1aMN-e64
wish our women had better accents
>>
everyone is talking about pepsi now hmmmmmmm
>>
>>73258448
seems like its her parents fault for her being a weirdo. she's 18+ and isn't allowed to sleep at others people's houses? what kind of authoritarian cunts are her parents? religious types probably.
>>
>>73258533
hmmmmm........
*hand starts reaching for an ice cold can of pepsi*
>>
>>73258509
edgy teenager freak
>>
bepis
>>
>>73258487
what is this from?
>>
think i did something bent today lads
not sure if it was really bent though
>>
will seriously drop trump if he overthrows assad
>>
>>73258533
>Everyone is talking about pepsi
That's because coke is literal immigrant shite.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39416944
>>
*virgin walks towards you*
>>
trump is literally not my president
yanks btfo

>>73258590
why do you care?
>>
would you rather be a scottish person living in glasgow, or a paki living in london?
>>
>>73258601
lol nobody cares about poorthern direland mate
>>
10 year old chav girls talking about blow jobs on the back of the bus. State of this country
>>
>>73258569
Their twitter, after they for some reason made an advert with Kylie Jenner mocking #BlackLivesMatter
>>
>>73258561
im only being quasi-serious
>>
>>73258590
assad is a good lad he dindu nuffin

last thing the world needs is more uncertainty in the middle east
>>
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>>73258623
>>
>>73258546
her mother is a pseudo Christian and she pretends to be one despite the fact varg vikernes is probably more Christian than her
>>
>>73258569
pepsi released an advert which some people with far too much time on their hands think undermines the BLM cause. really getting tired of this constant manufactured outrage. its just a fucking advert trying to get you to buy shitty sugar-water. fucking hell.
>>
>>73258620
probably the south asian gentleman living in london, can't imagine my life in glasgow
>>
>>73258622
That factory sends the coke to mainland uk.
>>
>>73258590
this

trump was a funny meme but assad is literally necessary to stop this fucking refugee/isis mess from getting worse

if the orange hutt fucks this up he's no better than merkel, obama, cameron or clinton
>>
>>73258664
wtf i hate coke now!
>>
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>>73258618
because politics interests me
>>
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>>73257900
ISIS are being dealt with and they'll be gone soon. This has nothing to do with ISIS.
>>
>>73258663
but then you would be a paki
>>
>>73258673
>but assad is literally necessary to stop this fucking refugee/isis mess from getting worse

So were Saddam and Gadaffi, but they had to go and he has to go
>>
So lads what do we think. Are the chemical attacks in Syria by Assad or a false flag?
>>
>assad is necessary
ah yes... the armed insurgents will surely settle down soon
>>
>>73258655
BLM undermines themselves
I find it really funny that dispute society being so "progressive" we've become more pruitanial than we have been in the last 50 years
>>
>>73258684
I would too. Drinking immigrant's shite should be reserved for the irish only.
>>
remember being about 14 and listening to the chav girls in my year talking about fucking blokes in there mid twenties. Didn't seem anywhere near as sinister back then.
>>
>>73258718
(((they))) did it, now we know (((they))) have compromised trump

we are all fucked
>>
>>73258696
>Saddam
>Gadaffi
>but they had to go
UMM NO SWEETIE XXX
>>
>>73258718
literally have no claim to a valid opinion, I tend to believe things the russians go out of their way to deny though
>>
>>73258644
>mom

FoY
>>
>>73258696
>and he has to go

can't fucking STAND politicians who say this yet shake hands with Saudi, Egyptian, Qatari, Chinese despots
>>
Hmmm i wonder what will happen if Assad is overthrown...What prominent power in the region may replace him??? Really do wonder
>>
it is our DUTY to intervene and sacrifice the lives of stupid goyim for the good of israe- Syrian people

WE ARE THE WORLD POLICE
WE DECIDE WHO LIVES AND DIES.
>>
>>73258623
one for the wank bank
>>
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pretty
>>
>>73258771
those people effectively control their country and have at least reasonable support though? they don't have to go cos they're nasty, it's cos they're shit at what they do
>>
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rate my fit
>>
>>73258696
found the jew lads
>>
>>73258764
>FoY

FOP
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obAtn6I5rbY

thread music
>>
>>73258777
The UN probably until they sort out some elections n sheeit
>>
middle eastern rulers have to be a bit tougher than western leaders because the people in their country are savage muslims
>>
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Rate the so called evening meal
>>
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looks like we're going to war again lads to fight for ((them))
>>
>>73258820
JUST/10
>>
>>73258876
manchild-tier
>>
>>73258876
beans ruined it mate
>>
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new car lads
>>
>>73258887
may would be stupid to send in ground troops when our army is literally shit
>>
>>73258771
I can;t stand moralizing welps who just gargle down this neo-liberal hogwash and act like its some sacred duty of THEIRS, despite being nothing more than middle class peons.

when some runt starts talking about "we" and things "we NEED" to do, I just write them off as a lost cause.

I blame politicians less for being diplomatic realists than I blame common people who guzzle this crap down sincerely.
>>
what's yer 'hing?
>>
>>73258939
it's not bad lol, we're better and coin than yanks who use literal batallions to fight guerrilla warfare
bizarro
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
got to get out of my pj's to buy milk
>>
>>73258851
Yes and who will the democratic will of the people elect...Probably not radical islamists...No that would be preposterous....
>>
>>73258967
*better at COIN
>>
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>>73258956
bugs
https://youtu.be/vs4zkcBX-mA#t=10
>>
>>73258987
I'll come round and give you some milk if you want
>>
why are people talking like we're going to war? who are we at war with this time?
>>
>>73258939
mays a fucking retard and we are one of the most powerful in the world
>>
>>73258987
Have you never been to asda before? PJs are exceptable.
>>
>>73259010
>bugs
fuck off yank
>>
>>73259014
Normies.
>>
>>73259014
gotta call my Jewish mate and ask
>>
>>73259014
spain
>>
WE'RE GOING TO WAR CHARLIE
WE'RE GOING TO WAR!!!
>>
>>73258956

when it gets really misty, I go out into the countryside, find a quiet, but open spot, drop the kegs and have a wank.
>>
>>73259014
trump has flipped on assad, its going to be the invasion of iraq all over again
>>
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>>73259014
Right wing fascists
>>
>>73259014
Spain.
>>
will we go into north korea if trump invades there too?

quite fancy killing some commie scum
>>
>>73259088
>>73259088
>>73259088
>>
>>73259063
MY NAME IS
TANGERINE
>>
Why on earth does anyone take what dump says seriously. He has held just about every position on everything ever. Within a week he'll probably be golfing with Assad.
>>
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but i liek spen
>>
>>73258992
why would they elect groups who we'd be undermining and distributing propaganda against? the Iraq elections turned out pretty moderate candidates lol
>>
>>73258804
def not a real photo
>>
>>73258876
where did you get them nuggets from? they look bloody good
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