/brit/

foy stop single linking

literally nothing wrong with incest

>>73252803
You're here in the new
Whats the big deal?

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marion

sniffed that whiny little hypochondric out by the sheer autistic tone of his post

>>73252828
im more vigilant than most

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Anyone got any first hand experience of how busy Alton Towers is over the Easter school holidays? Is it 1h queues for everything or not too bad?

Been trying to moonwalk for 10 minutes. Cannot wrap my head around the alternating movement.

>>73252805
t. north

>A father has lost his legal challenge against a fine for taking his daughter out of primary school on an unauthorised holiday during term time.

>The Supreme Court ruled against Jon Platt, who had won earlier legal battles against a £120 fine in a case brought by the Isle of Wight council.

Probably should have just paid the fine, he's probably spent tens of thousands on legal costs

going to stockholm saturday
staying for a week

who would you rather do a shit in your mouth

reviewbrah or tim?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4HojrYcVck

imagine lots of people here are hypochondriac to some extent

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anyone write any letters weirdly?
i loop my zeds

>>73252828
some sad twats hang out there talking to themselves

>>73252852
>theme park in the school holidays

RIP you

>>73252849
Good
I'm weeding out the retards for a better /brit/ experience

>>73252812
nein

>>73252904
good lad

had a wank and mostly over my little crush

>>73252886
why would you do this?

>>73252828
>haha fuck your traditions
>/sp/ yanks rule lolololol

>>73252876
why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzzks-rKII

Choon

>>73252880
yeh like you. scared little runt.

NOT a fan of the emotions my willy has when I smooth my cat

>>73252926
>little crush
'nce

i dunno, cant you just live of microscopic organisms like the humble sea sponge?

>>73252902
Everyone always says it's bad but I dunno how many of the people saying that actually know what they're talking about.

>>73252949
yeh

>>73252926
on whom

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>>73252886
>>73252933
Looks like he remembers being taught how to write a joined-up z from school, but is putting the skill into practise incorrectly

>>73252988
looks a bit like a willy

>>73252988
>joined-up
It's called cursive

>>73252942
took a week off
spending some time with the family on my mums side

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>>73252873
Used to have a "mate" called Jon Platt when I was about 5-6 years old and living on a council estate. He was a couple years older and bigger than me, and nicked my Karate Kid figure, my favourite toy. I walked right into his house without knocking and grabbed it and walked out. His mum was stunned.

>>73252988
got fine motor control problems so i write it straight lol
same with all my subline loops

>Late night /brit/
>turns into real /soc/ hours
>thailad streams /brit/
>takes skype calls from the aussie that talks about doing a cide and liam
>we listen to these 2 autists trying to have a conversation with thailad
>both have the runtiest voices I've ever heard
>both full of autism

Ah yes, late night /brit/

>>73252880
not to the extent this fucking CT scan "i'm going to cost the NHS thousands of pounds and fill my body with radiation to make sure I don't have something it is so implausible for me to have it might as well be impossible" numpty is. trying hard not to be anry with the runt

*lets a yank """improve""" my /brit/ experience*
ahhh, high fructose you say?

>writing in cursive

oooh la-de-da mr fancy pants

>>73253018
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

eyence svy dry fear foonf sex seeben akt noine sen

>>73253029
it's half 5 in the afternoon here what are you on

>>73253029
wots this then i always miss everything good i mean autistic in /brit/

how do we stop football y*nk?

>>73253054
have trouble considering people with bad handwriting as human lol

>>73253017
of fair enough if you got free accom. my brother lives there, i visited. i thought it wa ludicrously expensive and quite boring tbqh. would have been gutted if i paid to stay there

>>73253068
women have such odd proportions

imagine walking around with a big fat bum and big chebs

>>73252886
its not that weird but i forced myself to change my capital As from being pointed to rounded cause its less momentum killing

Sat in the beer garden on my todd with a half pint lmao

>>73253084
joining them up makes letters harder to read

>>73253091
it's not bad desu

>>73253077
>>73253079
it was last night at around 2-3am your time.

full of 'tism

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>>73253083
I said slag off!

>>73252886
I used to do this until the i started high school

haven't had a wank in a few days
willy is tingling

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>>73253068

>>73253115
Pics

do not understand the point in learning cursive it just makes communication more difficult which is the opposite point of writing

>board is 18+
>People posting about theme parks

Erm...?

>>73253129
fat twat

I like watching motion picture

My social anxiety increases when I hear English speaking people in public.

>>73253138
sounds highly 'tistic hope no one gave thailad any yous

talking to frank

>>73253163
*scribbles on some paper*

HAHA YOU CAN'T READ MY FANCY CURSIVE WRITING YOU DAFT NORTHERNER HAAHAHAHA

>>73253166
Fun doesn't have an age limit

>>73253029
actually cannot stand thainonce. used to tell him as such, but now i just never reply to him in the hopes others will stop too, and he will eventually leave

>>73253088
stockholm is quite a boring city yeah but it's very nice too. been a bit stressed recently so it's the perfect place to let the steam off

>>73253115
Not a bad day for it. I might invite my mate out to the pub for a drink. My mates never want to go to the quiet beer gardens like me though. They want to be sat out on the busy front with the traffic and knobheads going past. Rather be inside than on the front.

new 'rillaz lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dONxX9rifs

>>73253181
where in bogland do you live lad

>>73253181
>DID YOU BLOODY HEAR ME U FOREIGNER I NEED A CUP OF TEA

who the fuck calls it "cursive" except bent yanks

it's just normal handwriting

> printing your letters beyond the age of 6
fucking hell

remember that runt from a few days ago who said he pissed himself during a lecture after being asked a question and dropped out the next day

anyone else here hold there pen with a fist?

>>73253227
Rotterdam.

>>73253181
what if they are dutch people speaking in english?

>>73253166
it is common for over-18s to enjoy theme parks

>>73253129
kek

>>73253240
Only when I'm stabbing it into my arm

>>73253222
> more incoherent nigger rap shite
lasted 3 seconds

>>73253230
I still call it "joined up."

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>he's here

>>73253163
my handwriting was so bad i had to retake my AS levels because i got 4 Us cos a) i'm a big guy and b) they couldn't read my writing

>>73253240
no but i have a mongy grip
gets pointed out every time someone sees it

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>>73253159
Is nicer than it looks, though it is by a road

>>73253229
I can hear English people from miles. Get goosebumps. English people very scary.
>>73253247
Believe me I can desqyinguish.

the french are so fucking bent
especially the parisian knobjockey that posts here

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The Battle of Fariskur was the last major battle of the Seventh Crusade. The battle was fought on April 6, 1250.

The Egyptians used Greek fire and destroyed and seized many ships and supply vessels. Some crusaders lost faith and deserted to the Muslim side.

King Louis IX and a few of his nobles who survived were captured in the nearby village of Moniat Abdallah. The defeat of the crusaders and the capture of Louis IX in Fariskur created shock in France.

Louis IX was ransomed for 400,000 dinars. The kings of Europe, except Louis IX, began to lose their interest in launching new crusades.

The Mongols, who suddenly erupted out of the Eurasian Steppe, had their armies by 1241 riding westwards and during the Battle of Fariskur they were penetrating deep into all adjoining regions.

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post frogs

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>nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp-zQ7gQYV0

>>73253240
I'm left handed so I have to carefully write block letters else I just end up with a smudged mess

>>73253091
a big bum wouldn't do much its more part of your body then chebs are

>>73253163
everyone writes in cursive

>>73253240
literal caveman

>>73253244
Roverdam*.

Only true niggas get this meme

>>73253240
I have to hold pencils with both hands

>>73253218
if you like really good beer, go to the flying dog bar. fantastic craft beers on tap, more than you could imagine. expensive as fuck though.

>>73253350
>the n word
edgy as fuck

>>73251664

>>73251664

>>73253222
that was fucking shit

>>73253350
Rotterham is a village in the UK

dont reply to it

>The missus after a night out

Best WTF gimmick

>>73253293
Looks v comfy
What beer are you drinking?

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>>73253350
lisicki = craven = pakipoo ?????

>>73253411
FUCKED it

don't think i have chlamydia 2bh

>>73253423
omg

Nothing ham and rotting ham. Both big villages in the UK.

>>73253341
not true and if you do you're just lazy 2bh

>>73253385
nigga is different from the ger one.

>>73253405
>>73253423
so so new it hurts.

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what's the point in anything?

>>73253458
And burning ham

>>73253490
Yes this.

>>73253422
Some faux-craft IPA. It's a spoons hehe.

>>73253517
where are you m8 we'll have a /brit/ meetup

>>73253423

I remember forcing the 'craven is ribena' gimmick for a while

>>73253486
to be honest I only came here because a certain creepy paki was the laughing stock of my uni

>>73253381
ta
it's walking distance from where im about to stay too

>>73253517
>spoons
Is that like a chain or something?

>>73253538
didn't like that gimmick

come here and let me smack you

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Several attempts at a Franco-Mongol alliance against the Islamic caliphates, their common enemy, were made.

The Mongols sought to capitalize on this, promising a re-conquered Jerusalem to the Europeans in return for cooperation.


The Mongols were already sympathetic to Christianity, given the presence of many influential Nestorian Christians in the Mongol court. The Franks (Western Europeans) were open to the idea of support from the East.

Communications tended to follow a recurring pattern: the Europeans asked the Mongols to convert to Western Christianity, while the Mongols responded with demands for submission and tribute.

The Mongol Empire eventually dissolved into civil war.

Hulagu Khan, a grandson of Genghis Khan, was very tolerant of Christianity. His mother Sorghaghtani Beki, was Nestorian Christians. One of his most important generals, Kitbuqa, was a Nestorian Christian.

The Abbasids' seat of power for almost 500 years was Baghdad, a city considered to be the jewel of Islam. When Hulagu conquered the city, the Mongols demolished buildings, burned entire neighborhoods, and massacred nearly 80,000 men. The Christian inhabitants were spared

>>73253582
miss him 2bh

>>73253537
South London tbqh

>>73253595
It's THE chain pub. It's basically McDonalds, but they sell lager instead of burgers

>>73253595
It's cutlery you fucking mong

>>73253624
be there in 5 minutes

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opinions on my gf

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>>73253487
To destroy the dentist, Timothy.

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ourgirl?

>>73253595
Yeah it's a chain of pubs, they're usually quite shitty (but cheap), but they vary quite a bit and some have nice old buildings.

>>73253595
yes, wetherspoons

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>>73253660
the dentist already won though he is indestructible

>>73253626
>>73253671
Sounds pretty decent desu

>>73253632
No
Shut up

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>>73253660
THAILAD!

might filter thai flags

thoughts?

>>73253391
this thread doesn't work for other countries since a lot of us have more than one internationally relevant city.

>NYC
>LA
>SF

but yes, people pretend to hate these, when the only bad one is LA

>>73253700
kind of like an alcoholic Denny's

>>73252886
I do little circles for is and js instead of dots

Been ill today, can I have some sympathy please, lads. I think (You)s will make me better ;_;

>>73253690
why the fuck does he sweat so much

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Going out to play a round of golf lads.

need to date the kind of girl who draws little hearts on top of her is and js

>being ''''ill''''

Looool get a load of this batty boy.

>>73253756
That's a cool Pepe

>>73253756
queer

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BLACKED vote

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>>73253767
Cheers

>>73253785
Fuck off runt

robbed some little runt's karate kid toy once, right piece of shit it was

wiped my arse with it before giving it back to him haha

>>73253760
nonce

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The bf.

>>73253742
it's not sweat it's bio oil

>>73253742
we keep telling you EVERY TIME

IT'S BIO OIL

>>73253732
Me too. Throat feels like someones stabbing it with needles every time i swallow.

>he can't use chopsticks properly

>>73253815
>gif
fuck off

>>73253707
how do you filter flags?

>>73253561
it has a low score and trip advisor, but thats because of literal foodies that went there to eat. it's by far the best bar in stockholm for beer. it'll really hurt your wallet if you plan on getting wasted there though, haha. I think I spanked about £200 in an evening just on beers for mostly myself

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>>73253690
The dentist may of won THE BATTLE...but he won't win THE BIGGER BATTLE.

>>73253742
fuck off newcunt

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Margaret accompanied Louis on Seventh Crusade (their first). Queen Margaret was responsible for negotiations and gathering enough silver for his ransom.

She was thus for a brief time the only woman ever to lead a crusade. She asked the knight who guarded her bedchamber to kill her and her newborn son if the city should fall to the Arabs.

After returning to France, she feared the ambitions of her husband's brother Charles, Duke of Anjou, and strengthened the bond with her sister Eleanor and her husband Henry III of England as a counterweight. In 1254, she and her husband invited them to spend Christmas in Paris.

After the death of Louis on his second crusade in 1270, she returned to Provence. She was devoted to her sister Queen Eleanor of England, and they stayed in contact until Eleanor's death in 1291.

Her grave, beneath the altar steps, was never marked by a monument, so its location is unknown; probably for this reason, it was the only royal grave in the basilica that was not ransacked during the French Revolution, and it probably remains intact today.

>>73253828
ah yes chopsticks are a much more well thought out and logical way to eat opposed to a knife and fork

said nobody ever

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lmao

>>73253833
click the arrow next to the post number. should be self-evident from there

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>>73253801
kill yourself golf runt

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>Tfw alcoholic

ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

>>73253867
are farron

>>73253828
literally the mongiest way to eat food.

>>73253756
enjoy your terrible back

>>73253874
What does that pic have to do with golf? Moron

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poshos truly dish out the best banter

>>73253756

*spies on you from the bushes*

>>73253867
certainly shan't be watching this shitefest

>>73253828
every time I eat chinese or japanese food I use the chopsticks for about 3 minutes before giving up and switching to a knife and fork

you can't eat properly with chopsticks
maybe it explains why orientals are such a malnourished and small race of people

>>73253852
nah kys tbqh rasheed

>>73253867
I hope someone asks Diane why she accused the Tories of causing the attack on the asylum seeker in Croydon, when it was a gang of 20 black lads who did it

>Apprentice winner

kek

>>73253867
literally JUST: the panel

>>73253828
japan should be nuked for the sole reason of using chopsticks

>>73253894
it's better than a knife and fork for most japanese food. you look like a mong trying to stab at sushi and rice balls with a fork

>>73253828
i have terrible dexterity and i don't like your food anyway

>>73253867
ah yes, a very balanced panel

>>73253897
It's fine, never had any injuries

>>73253908
*winks at you*

>>73253921
they might still be tories

Ireland's census results are out lads

Muslims up 30%, Romanians nearly 100%, poles and shit as well as Nigerians and foreigners all up

Hold me

>>73253867

would suck on michelle's tits desu

>>73253937
most japanese food isn't sushi.

> drink alcohol to feel less shit
> feel shit after drinking alcohol
ahhh

a vicious cycle

pakis have the right idea with food
eat with bread and your hands
(and also a spoon for when you need it)

Golflad is one of my favourite posters

Never seen anyone else get the runts this riled up

>>73253986
Smoke weed an feel great

>>73253953
Black yoof in Croydon are definitely not tories

>>73253828
>main ingredient in all japanese dishes is rice
>decide to use two small wooden sticks as the implement to eat it

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>awake 11 hours
>ate 350 calories
who /forgetstoeat/ here?

>>73253969
You also look like a mong eating noodles like spaghetti

>>73253944
you will though

>>73253958
Won't hold a bigot.

>use chopsticks
>holding the food firmly, got it into my mouth without dropping it
>y-you're using it wrong, d-disrespectful

fuck off

>>73253937
>>73253969
sushi is meant to be eaten with your hands

>>73253996
they are disgusting cunts though

they literally wipe their bare arse with one hand and eat with the other

>>73253958
>Ireland
dont care

>>73253828
My wife is Japanese and I have exclusively use chopsticks for about a year to train myself and they are still fucking trash compared to a fork and spoon and knife. They're so dumb. I even have a $40 pair of nice hand make chopsticks that have traction near the tips.

Any tool with a learning curve this steep is garbage.

>>73254018
I wish

*jiggles my moobs and starts to cry*

>>73253998
lmao stop samefagging you utter runt just accept im better than you

>>73254022
perhaps im not as insecure as you and value practicality over pride

>>73253986
drink water

*swipes down*
auughhh.. AHH!!
*my third eye begins to bulge out of my head*

>>73253958
*pushes you away*

>>73254050
they also generally wash their hands thoroughly though so it's fine

>>73254050
whats wrong with that?

>>73254007
Rice sticks together in clumps

You're cooking it wrong

buying paki gfs

>>73254085
do they fuck

pakis are all disgusting cunts

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>queer golfer samefagging when he gets btfo

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>>73254040
Here you'll need these

>April 6


Though severe earthquakes in the north of France and Britain are rare,[1] the 1580 Dover Straits earthquake appears to have been one of the largest in the recorded history of England, Flanders or northern France. It occurred at around 20:00 British time on April 6.

It fell during Easter week, an omen. In Scotland, a local report of the quake disturbed the adolescent James VI, who was informed that it was the work of the Devil.

Two children, the only known casualties, were killed by stones falling from the roof of Christ's Church Hospital.

>>73254062
Take some deep breathes lad

>>73253998
Thanks lad

>>73253867
unbalanced panel - 3 blonde, 2 brunette

>>73253828
i just use my hands haha

>>73254102
>gets minor food poisoning from a takeaway once
>GRRR FUCKING DISGUSTING PAKIS

ah yes

>>73254095
no, sticky rice is a very particular type of rice

if you're cooking basmati and it's sticking together, YOU'RE cooking rice wrong, so take that you little SHITHEAD.

>>73254045
you're thinking of Makizushi

>>73254131
Stop using chopsticks for basmati then

Just had a £1.50 Bird's Eye chicken pie

terrible, would not recommend

>>73254063
but it's less practical to use a fork. you can grab and secure much more using chopsticks properly.

>>73254151
MAKE ME CUNT

>>73254045
You literally do not know what you are talking about
t. knower

gf said she is going to cook me, than god i'm starving.

How can you be so distracted just sitting around at home that you forget to eat?

>>73254159
*grabs and secures your willy*

>>73254131
japs don't eat basmati

>>73254148
>>73254176
fuck off you fucking weeaboo cunts

>my manager had been off sick with depression for weeks
>been acting up and doing his job for him for pretty much the whole time
>his manager not so subtly hinted to me today that they're trying to get rid of him and give me his job instead
Who here /puppet master/

Sooty and Sweep, lads

>>73254185
eating is a chore for some people

>>73254179
do you taste nice?

>>73254159
*stabs your balls with a fork*

>>73254159
can you FUCK

forks alone outdo chopsticks by 10 to 1 in terms of eating efficiency

>using any cutlery
oh, too much of a hog to use your hands, need a tool to do all the work for you?

glad im not an underclass swine

>people actually defending pakis wiping their arse with their bare hand
haha seriously? wtf. they have to be rasheeds themselves. no other explanation. disgusting vermin.

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>I eat basmati rice with chopsticks

why do chinks eat soup with chopsticks?

>>73254198
im a weeaboo i just watched the acclaimed doco 'Jiro Dreams of Sushi' and was initially confused when he wasn't making 'sushi'

>>73254198
WHERE did I say that japs eat basmati? STUPID CUNTOID

>>73254148
>>73254176
I've eaten all kinds of sushi with my hands

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>>73254202
>having """managers"""

>off 'sick'
>with depression

Ah yes

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>why yes i do eat the asian cuisine known as rice

>>73254251
that's why they have one hand for shitting and one hand for eating

because they don't wash them and it would be cross contamination

imagine using your poo hand to eat by accident

i wipe my arse with chopsticks

>>73254202
that's not what acting up means

Anyone else get the poles and rasheeds try to sell door to door shit everyday

>>73252886
Write all my letters weird in my personal notes so no one else can every read it.

>>73252983
french gally

Chinks literally scoop food into their mouths with their hands. They are filthy subhumans with awful table manners and on top of that they will eat literally anything that moves.

These """people""" will rule the world in a generation.

>>73254277
you were implying it

>>73254302
missed half the lab work for my masters degree so far because I've just been hiding in bed feeling like shit LMOA what a way to waste 15 grand

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great stuff

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>No I do not eat rice

>>73254233
not with noodles you absolute cretin.

>>73254319
Yes it is.

I can still barely use chop sticks desu, I don't use them the traditional way like most gooks though. I, have a method.

>>73254352
KILL YOURSELF WASTER

do you consider KCL as the same level of UCL/LSE/ICL?

imo no

>>73254366
yeah even with noodles

you can wrap them round the fork

>>73254366
literally 1v1 me

we each get one pack of chow mein supernoodles
You get STICKS
I get a fork

let's see who wins

the spoon is the thinking man's utensil

eating with chopsticks is quite complicated at first but then it gets easy
but is it a reason to eat with chopsticks everyday? fuck no

>>73254372
its negative

Mummy is making me a tuna pasta bake for tea :3

>>73254426
the spork*

how did this chopstick argument begin? im pretty sure a nip said something

>using your hands
filthy filthy filthy
should be standing on the table sucking the food into your mouth directly from the plate

>>73254412
*stabs you in the eyes with the sticks*

what's the benefit of a steam link? is it literally just a mirroring device? would it be any better than running HDMI from my PC to me TV or nah?

>>73254392
I often want to hahahhahaha

had a particularly bad episode last night and had to wake the parents up and tell them to make sure I didn't eat all the paracetamol

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

>>73254448
Yep

>>73254442
no that's the reddit utensil

>>73254396
oh yeah i forgot twirling your fork around like a noncey spaghettinigger makes eating faster...

>>73254394
answer me

just put on some still wet pants because i live in the stone age and don't have a dryer

Emotions don't exist, they're just spooks of the mind.

>>73254436
tuna is catfood

>>73254334
What are you on about
American eat with their hands and we've already been ruling the world for 70 years

understand why nips are so thin
eating with chopsticks takes so long they get tired of it halfway through and stop eating

NO ONE ANSWER HIM

About to make a chip butty. Will be eating it with my clean, freshly washed hands. Anyone got a problem with that?

>>73254372
Nope. Acting up is when someone is acting like a cunt. 'little rasheed has taken to eating his curry with his poo hand. hes really been acting up lately'.

>>73254396
>you cant wrap noodles around chop sticks

i wish you were here and we had a bowl of noodles, a fork, and some chopsticls so that i could fucking SCHOOL the shit out of you

>>73254472
how am I supposed to eat a steak with a spoon?

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>he unironically uses chopsticks

>>73254485
only the cheap chunks

get a proper tuna steak or tuna in olive oil
much nicer

there's an art to eating with your hands

you'd think it was just grabbing stuff and mushing it into your mouth but it's more complex than that

there's a technique

come on boys i can even use chopsticks with my left hand

>>73254435
>Acting-upis a formal means of recognition and remuneration for when an employee temporarily acts-up into the full or majority of the duties of a job role evaluated at a higher grade than that of their substantive position.

Bogan brainlet

>>73254496
chopsticks are actually really efficient for many types of food

>eating
third eye shut

you're doing a fine job of not replying lads. keep it up.

>>73254500
yeah, you should have one hand for wiping your arse and one for eating

it says it in the koran

>>73254458
ahh yes the education system

instead of letting man learn about the wonders of the universe we break him down until he is a good obedient model wageslave or drive him to the break of suicide if he fails

>>73254508
you chop it up into mouth size pieces with a knife before serving

>>73254538
youd know haha

>>73254504
fuck off weaboo

>>73254585
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>>73254585
>>73254585

>>73254546
>>73254546
>>73254546

>americans have no problem with the spelling of noodles but they have to change litres
doing a big think

>>73254501
That's the slang term you mong. In professional terms, acting up means temporarily taking on the duties of a higher paid position.

I forget I share this general with clueless NEETs sometimes.

nice job on outing yourselves as jobless idiots by not knowing acting-up as multiple definitions. why do you actual retards think its appropriate to butt in on things they know nothing about?

>>73254527
Yeah. For example you gotta know exactly how and when to lick your fingers. There's a real finesse to it.

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>>73254609
Wrong tb h.

>>73254496
Kek. Plus the act of fiddling with chopsticks burns calories while you eat.

>>73254541
>something about calcified pineal glands

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Jalfrezi is best curry.

Fight me.