/brit/

Cara

maisie

off to go mastabait lads

fook me lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtfHk2hSlqA

>>73250965
awful edition
FOY

reminder it was fucking MICKS that gave yanks their disgusting accent

>>73250965
> Yanks prounce this Totten-HAAM

just foam rolled the so called legs

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emily

>>73251029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

need to stop thinking about her

>>73251025
christ almighty
the state

>book and luck rhyme
woah
is this the power of the north?

going doopin mental

>>73251089
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Rhymes:English/%CA%8Ak
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Rhymes:English/%CA%8Ck

these things are pronounced exactly the same

>>73251021
No
Shut up

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>>73251089
fucking STATE of the north

doing a cheeky poo lads

>>73250981
Imposter

What's the difference between /brit/ and r/unitedkingdom ?

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Phonecall coming any minute now
shitting it, lads

challenge: try and make the gayest post you possibly can

duno who that emily sket is but shes fucking minging. leafs proving their consistently shite taste once again.

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B8fq-PmaHc

>>73251136
how does this prove your point

ʌk isn't ʊk

>northerners pronounce it "cuckbuck"

christ

>>73251159
nothing

>u sound in full is the only u sound
activates the almonds

>>73251136
why do they need different pages then? note that book and luck are not listed as rhyming on there

>>73251148
FOY
never make an new again

time to get mullered

>>73251159
people on r/uk have sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_sMtQoRGI
>yanks

>>73251175
they're pronounced exactly the same to my ears

>>73251188
please provide a vocaroo showing off the difference between the two different things

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57291f5f257df

just wanked to this

>>73251215
deaf coont

how does reddit work lads, never really used it

>>73251222
STOP

>>73251194
>an new

>>73251207
baffling

why are yanks like this
why can't they be normal

>>73251196
its mewl-ler

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can't stop thinking about her

stop making a rookus

If you think northerners pronouncing words a bit differently is mad you're gonna have your minds blown when I tell you people in other countries literally not even speak english at all

>>73251236
you post content
you upvote good stuff and stuff that contributes to discussions
and you downvote the bad stuff that doesn't contribute

(However if you disagree with someone then you'll get downvoted because reddit users are fucking morons and don't know how their own system should work)

>>73251259
just stop all contact

>>73251222
lmao at her bashing her nose against his pelvis

>>73251239
i typed an edition first but then changed it
get off my back

>>73251240
ah yes just the average jewish-american life

>>73251268
can they really be considered people then?

>consider themselves more sophisticated than everyone else
>get freaked out by regional accents
Poor show, London.

>>73251268
>differently
wrongly

> drink half the bottle of fanta
> fill it up again with ice cold vodka
lovely x

Mancunian English speakers are the strongest race

>>73250965
TOTNUM
OPRUH HARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4-CcJBYBns

>>73251318
I like my fanta with no ice

one glass of wine for the risotto
and one glass of wine for me haha ;)

xo

>>73251277
seems like a shit concept 2bh

post quality is subjective, much prefer a rolling, non rated post system like 4chan it encourages more discussion

""australian"" english is the best of both worlds really
mostly british pronunciation with a few corrections for words like privacy, vitamins and bath

>>73251307
im from kent

>>73251215
reeeee they're pronounced differently you mong
can someone whos not in public and southern do a vocaroo?

>>73251332
used to me me
then i stopped
and suddenly i'm a billie-no-mates

should have just stayed a piss-head
would be much happier i think

>>73251297
Fucking idiot

>>73251354
queenslanders sound literally retarded

sub-80 IQ

CT scan lad

>>73250900
the most common early symptom of lung cancer is coughing blood, and you aren't even doing that. you're being such a hypochondriac. if you wont believe 10 doctors, a chest x ray, multiple charts and statistics, will you even believe a CT scan? maybe you should be asking yourself why you're incapable of accepting the reasonable truth, and obsessed with the idea you have lung cancer. Phobia of illness it pretty common, and treatable with anti depressants.

>it happens

to something less than 0.05% of people in your age bracket. to people experiencing a wider range of more severe symptoms.

lung cancer just isn't a cancer that young people get. small cell carcinoma is developed through lung trauma, it doesn't just appear. large cell carcinoma, which is something like 100 times less 'common' than small cell, is also only common in older people, in fact i'd bet there hasn't been a recorded case of someone having large cell carcinoma in the last few years at least, and that's the only type that can develop spontaneously without trauma.

what makes you think you are one in literally probably more than a billion? it's literally (LITERALLY) as unreasonable as thinking you could guess someones entire phone number.

>>73251370
FOY

>>73251354
wrong

I am a fascist

Deal with it

>>73251307
i'm from the south best

>>73251215
luck rhymes with the yiddish word schmuck
luck does not sound like look

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>I am a fascist
>Deal with it

>>73251354
don't tell me you spackers say vitamin the yank way

if you want good people to do wicked things, you'll need religion.

my feet hurt

>>73251408
schmuck rhymes with look

>the soles of my white trainers have gone yellow
>used about 3 different pairs of insoles in them
>4 different pairs of laces
>holes in the bottom

still can't get rid of them, like that old chair in Frasier

aussie accent sounds like a cockney who's had a stroke

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>if you want good people to do wicked things, you'll need religion.

>>73251422
i assume so
the first i is long

>>73251360
cool desu

every word ending in k rhymes
and the southerners are meant to be able to speak english hahaha

>>73251249
do australians say mullered

>>73251385
Ooo you're hard
Did you think of that all by yourself?

At the park lads, had a snooze in the sun.

Do i go have a pint in a pub garden or make my way home?

>>73251482
no, not commonly at least

>>73251152
That's right. I'm not cara lad.

>he uses long vowels and makes his sentences take longer to say

ah yes the southern runts
just as bad as yanks

>>73251499
Pint

>>73251471
hmm

going to have to tell Jeeves to bring the extermination date closer.

>>73251355
>>73251397
Well then at least you know you're not more sophisticated than northerners when you act like their accents are bizarre and exotic.

bath has the same vowel sound as father
bat has a different sound
>northerners in charge of speaking english

I'm cooking spaghetti. Sauce is done. Have to wait till the actual spaghetti is cooked.

>>73251499
Pint and pics

thank
boathook

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>>73251395
gulag or wall?

>>73251450
I read that the aussies accent was formed by aussies having to talk out of the corner of their mouths, because flies would get in if they opened their mouths.

>>73251527
they're not exotic, they're just incorrect, they follow a pretty common trend of losing distinctions between vaguely similar sounds, common to all parts of the world that had english forced on them by superior southerners

The M&S meal deal costs £4 compared to Tesco's £3, but the food tastes at least twice as good.

>>73251383
actually lung cancer has very variable presentation, perhaps moreso than any other cancer. and i do have cough as one of symptoms. of course i will believe it

i know it's extremely rare, i almost can't quite believe it myself and thats why it all seems so surreal. i suppose did used to chain like a moron on fags when pissed, and there is other types of cancer in my family

also that isn't true, non-small cell is actually more common, look it up. thats what i think i have as small cell is extremely aggressive and id be dead by now if i had that

>England has more of a north/south divide than Ireland
Mad

religion is genesis of psychological warfare

we have free will because god tells us we do

fucking lol

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Well lads?

>>73251531
But northerners say 'father' with a short a too so it rhymes with 'lather'.

Spain and Brittain are the only two European countries with a Tesco. Is this racist?

>>73251582
>pron
It doesn't, it's a very abritrary and loose divide, whereas the Irish divide is cultural, political and economic.

>>73251597
dunno about free will but your mum certainly has free willy ;) from me
haha

>>73251616
Wrong

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>we have free will because god tells us we do
>fucking lol

>>73251607
no we don't
father has a long a and lather has a short a

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Coming up I was confused my momma kissing a girl
Confusion occurs coming up in the cold world
Daddy ain't around probably out commiting felonies
My favorite rapper used to sing ch-check out my melody
I wanna live good, so shit I sell dope for a four-finger ring
One of them gold ropes
Nana told me if I pass could get a sheepskin coat
If I can move a few packs and get the hat, now that'd be dope

Tossed and turned in my sleep that night
Woke up the next morning niggas done stole my bike
Different day same shit, ain't nothing good in the hood
I'd run away from this bitch and never come back if I could

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need a duchess of cambridge gf

>>73251606
women are vile

>>73251609
>Britain
>European countries
TRIGGERED!!!

>>73251576
*will believe it (a chest ct)

>>73251616

>cultural

they drink a different brand of whisky and that's it

>>73251606
is that the same girl? id root all of them anyway

>>73251606
No
Yeah
Yeah if i was drunk/xannied as fuck
No
No

>le 'british lad' culture
how contrived sad. Sad!

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Hai.

refuse to believe that book and buck rhyme in Northern so-called "English"

>>73251714
rasheed

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i wonder if languages with diacritics have less regional accents

>>73251729
>diacritics
don't know what this word means

any of you ever had chlamydia?

>>73251576
you've convinced yourself that you have cancer to the point that doctors can't convince you otherwise. you've had a blood scan and an x-ray, both were negative meaning you'd be asymptomatic if you did actually have cancer. you're fitting the symptoms you have to cancer.
you have been told this many times. it is incrediby frustrating to see you selectively filter things you don't want to hear.

>>73251646
>tat
>probably of a pop song lyric
mm no

>>73251630
OK
When the Irish hard border comes back, keep believing England is more divided

>>73251663
Why are you ignoring the religious divide?

>>73251729
mandarin "accents" use different tones for words but tend to pronounce them the same
interesting

leftists seem to think that the actions of israel seem to make the abhorrent human rights abuses in islamic countries ok. not sure i understand this thinking 2bh.

>>73251646
Republicans want to abolish THIS????

>>73251729
probably

you have to keep in mind that english is retarded in it's lack of diacritics

>>73251762
lines and dots over the vowels used to denote a different pronunciation

>>73251572
>we made people say a word this way, therefore it's objectively correct and all should conform to it
You think language is purely for communication and nothing else? Have you ever heard of poetry? Singing? If you can't appreciate beauty in a diversity of words, sounds and expressions, then you're an uncultured philistine and have no place commenting on English language.

>>73251763
yeah randomly got it off the gf a few months ago

>>73251762
accents, umlauts, and the like

>>73251767
But 50% of NI is Catholic and there's Protestants in the Republic

>>73251762
This.

>>73251606
Honestly? Would

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Uhh lads, just got shat on by a seagull on my way home from work.

Waiting for a bus and it's starting to smell.

What the fuck do I do?

>>73251716
are you bosnian or herzegovinian

>>73251762
It's something you put above, below, or beside a letter to specify exactly how it's pronounced.

about -> ābout (aabout)

>>73251799
language is unironically for communication and nothing else
piss off with your hippie bullshit, we all understand each other anyway it's just you lot lose accuracy and you need to rely on context to understand it

>>73251805
how did you find out?

>>73251837
nice skin

>>73251539
would 2 and 5

>every woman you see has been with jamal
well thats one way to stop caring about women all the time and moving on with it... kind of makes me invest some time into self-improvement lads

>>73251865
bi-menthly test came back positive

Business idea: adopt a tripcode and become a contraversial but widely appreciated character on /brit/, ushering in a new era for the most significant general on 4chan.

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Is it easy to find Mead if I go to the UK? they don't sell it here as far as I know, always wanted to try.

Can I make it at home?

>>73251842

are you united or kingdom?

>>73251837
Inside out or go shirtless you filthy cunt

>>73251880
you get tested twice a month?

getting a bit tired of doing an ol' 'cide

might do a young 'cide tonight

>>73251899
neither technically

youre all a retards

>>73251606
The fact that none of these girls are virgins is proof that women have it easier.

>>73251764
x-ray just isn't that great.cancer in low part of lung can be obscured by diaphram, or it can be obsured by heart and sometimes ribs if its small enough.or the they can just be misinterpreted. it does miss even advanced lung cancer, not all that often but i just cant take it as definitive considering how shit i feel dude

>>73251837
Alri Deano my son

>>73251909
if your gf was a whore would you not get tested regularly?

>>73251879
don't relate to this

t. not a yank

>>73251576
i got large and small cell mixed up. you obviously dont have small cell. and you CANNOT have large cell because it is developed through time. you have a cough because you're dhydrated, or the air in your home is too dry, or you're not eating properly, or you're not sleeping properly, or you're run down, or you have mold somewhere, or your mattress is too dusty or any one of a thousand fucking things that are not lung cancer.

why does it have to be the ONE thing that is as unlikely as me landing a threesome with beyonce and the really fit one from S club 7

>>73251899
prefer not to say

>>73251928
was a study and it was up to 43x easier actually if i remember correctly

>>73251539
mace dindu

>>73251909
nah once every 2 months hence the "e"
semi-monthly makes more sense to be 2 weeks cos semi is half bi is 2, as well as "fortnightly" being an appropriate term

just a little linguistics opinion from me there

okay I've gone looking for different pronunciations of fuck and book and cook and luck and look and tuck etc...

there's an ever so slight different between the two but it's so minor and unnecessary that I think anyone who spots the different between the two in every day speech is just an autistic southern cunt

>>73251930
>dude
fuck off yank

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>tfw the first snus of the day
>and coffee

>>73251911
can i join m8?

>>73251646
>that pubic mound

HNNNNGGG

>>73251873
Mean

There is unironically a mead brewery 5 mins walk from my house. It's absolutely delicious but pricey as fuck. W>>73251890
ould only drink 1 bottle due to the sweetness though.

>>73251947
im actually happy for you then m8
its like social media virtue signaling here, but in real life

>>73251945
how many of you unironically get tested regularly?

>>73251837
>that lower face

Christ, would unironically have killed myself long ago if i looked like that

> listening to all the rap songs I liked before I was 13
A lot of these songs have verse that are pure poetry.

Damn, rap was good in the early 2000s and the 90s.

Still, rap as a whole is a pretty weak genre.

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>>73251948
all the birds in SC7 (except Jo) are fit

>>73251837
TAKE IT OFF

>>73251899
you shouldn't have put 'and' in your name if you didn't want people thinking there were herzegovinains

>>73251991
never had mead but have always wanted to try it, do people even still drink it?

>>73251948
>why does it have to be the ONE thing that is as unlikely as me landing a threesome with beyonce and the really fit one from S club 7
sometimes people just have a bad feeling about things

>>73252010
i'd need to be having regular sex to consider getting tested mate.

>>73251845
>the art of shakespeare, shelley, byron, thomas more and william blake
>hippy bullshit
Just because you're too sheltered or autistic to understand someone who isn't from your neighbourhood, doesn't mean the rest of the world cares about the "rules" you need everyone to abide by in order for you to understand them.

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It's getting warmer.
That means I'll soon have stop wearing hoodies, and start wearing clothes that more reveal my disgusting body and manchebs.

>>73251539
I never got this battle, Sheev moves slowly at the start and still cuts down 3 Jedi like it ain't even a ting

>>73251876
Weird, you replied to the wrong post, but the one you meant to reply to was me as well, so i got it anyway.

>>73252044
Not a prescriptivist but the way you speak is wrong lol

>>73252000
why don't you just move to the one of the smaller more white places?

>>73252010
every 4-5 months

Anyone have the Revenge of the Sith game on PS2?

It was great, classic game

>>73252045
not if you don't leave the house

>>73252077
fucks sake

>>73252034
Not much at all. Only ever seen it a few other times.

The one near me is a new place, i live in a hipster area of London. Their stuff is increasingly popular in trendy places.

NEED to move to australia
there isn't a metric i can think of where they don't btfo every other anglo country

>>73252010
every 2 months or so, need to keep on top of my health

>>73251890
Right behind you.

Also, check'em.

>>73252068
Don't worry lad, if I ever meet you I'll be sure to speak nice and slowly so you can understand.

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bet it was northerners that brought ours right down

opinion on blink 182

>>73252045
Get in shape you absolute melt.


>Costs money for more food
>Health issues
>Feel like shit due to low self-esteem and lack of endorphins from exercise
>Unnatractive to females
>Less likely to succeed at job interviews or win promotions

Why would anyone remain fat?

Le Ver Vert Va Vers Le Verre Vert

>>73247172
american psycho!

>>73252110
>NEED to move to australia
You and every other normie sun-seeking drone cunt in this shithole of a country

Seriously can you all just fuck off there and get skin cancer? Britain is mild and grey and that's a good thing.

>>73252148
Surprised at India

also top kek at (((Switzerland))) and Moortugal

>>73252069
its not really about that kind of issue...
but also you know they go out of the way to target those areas and make them more diverse by law here?
section8/affordable housing straight to those highest white % areas.
cant opt out of diversity... which isnt so diverse afaik...

>>73252110
what about number of british residents

>>73252037
there is a difference between having a bad feeling about something, and then believing said bad feeling even when you are presented with mountains of empirical evidence from both professionals and your peers shows the bad feeling to be less likely than contracting rabies in a country where rabies is not a registered threat

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Heh.

>>73252194
>Why would anyone remain fat?
cause its easier

>>73252110
cost of living

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>>73252110
>>73252201

>>73251930
>you in 3 months: CT scans can show up as negative if a cosmic ray strikes the machine. yes i know its unlikely but really i feel bad.

you have been leaning far too hard on your symptoms throughout this whole thing, when they could be ANYTHING.
cough -> smoking
rib pain -> cough
low appetite -> depression from interpreting cough as cancer

>>73252194
i did that and still look like shit due to loose skin.
train harder than anyone else around for the last 4 years, but still wont even be taking off my shirt anytime soon...

>>73252148

>zurich that low

not sure if surprising

>>73252037
A bit like that bad feeling mental people get when they think they're being watched but they actually arent and have no concievable justification for believing as such?

>>73252253
why the love for netherlands?

>>73252218
>big
heh

>>73252237
wages adjust dont they

australia seems ok but the weather is horrible and the people are yankified twats

>>73252208
bones are for the dogs
meat is for the man

>>73252300
DUDE
and we're historical bros

Just hit rank 10 on Hearthstone in time for the release of the new expansion

>>73252300
it's very close and a popular destination in general, especially because they all speak english and also DUDE WEED

>>73252300
dude weed lmao

>tfw getting in shape is the best thing ive ever done for myself

it might not be high test, but i get higher scores on tests than you braindead gym monkeys

you'll all be working for me one day

>>73252260
nah my loss of appetite is physical unfortunately. they've already given me ssris and they did jack shit

>>73252253
British people are so fucking dumb and disgusting

Makes me sick

>>73252148
Just what you'd expect from greedy, thieving London cunts. No sense of decency or community, every man for himself. Half the people are there specifically to make money off people outside of London and don't care how they do it. Would keep my wallet on a chain if I was ever forced to go there.

We might be tight with our money up here but at least we're honest.

>>73252253
All the Brits and Irish here are really big on becoming Canadian as possible.

It's the only immigrant group that seem to be big Canadaboos before coming here.

I guess you guys really like living in something larger than a pillbox and owning a car without having to pay the mandatory car-ownership tax.

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thoughts?

>>73252194
i'm just really lazy basically
junk food is also delciious

>>73252359
don't know what the car-ownership tax is but being realistic cars are non-essential for everyone who lives in a developed part of the UK

alri

>>73252353
>did
you stopped taking them?

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BFHbiBw5uI&t=1s

>The S-Plan or Sabotage Campaign or England Campaign was a campaign of bombing and sabotage against the civil, economic, and military infrastructure of the United Kingdom from 1939 to 1940, conducted by members of the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-Plan

>brits fighting for freedom against nazis
>irish fight for genocide against brits

scum

>>73252359
might do a move to canada and become canadian

religion will exist for as long as humans are afraid of death. its the favourite toy of frightened people.
wont stop them dying though.

>>73252396
yeah i took them for months

>>73252379
used to do ski sits at school lol

>>73252148
I never realized what a shit hole spain and portugal really are

>non-anglos use a comma for a decimal point

sometimes wish I was just another brainless normie drone, listening avidly to top 40 songs and going out with my orange girlfriend every friday

sadly I'm too intelligent to lead that happy life

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on the train

>>73252289
how fat were u exactly?

>>73252408
everyone already knows irish people are scum

>>73252301
i don't have a good enough grasp on cross-currency economics to say
>>73252253
also funny(peculiar not haha) how there's no nz

Why are Turks so fucking awful lads? They're so insanely arrogant and nationalistic it makes me ill. A slimy bunch of runts.

>>73252389
TV tax, radio tax, knife tax, penis tax. I'm sorry if I just assumed there was a tax on owning a car.

>>73252354
why?

>>73252359
>mandatory car-ownership tax.
wat
also literally what was the point of colonialism, it was to have bros and pads all over the world right

>>73252379
Why would you even do this?

Like what would be your motivation to obey the torturers commands?

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>tfw too smart to get a job

anyone else cross their 7s? just looks right to me these days

>>73252432
>realized
fuck off yank

>>73252311
I'll give you my bone, if you know what I mean, m8 ;)

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current mood

>>73252457
nz always gets lumped in with aus or just forgotten with how massive aus and canada are I guess

>>73252476
What the fuck are you on about? they'd beat the shit out of you or do something worse

>>73252465
>tv tax
it's not a tax? you can not pay it if you want, isn't your public service broadcaster paid for by general taxation? and you can't opt out?
>radio tax
see above
>knife tax
what?
>penis tax
what?

>>73252474
>why?
They just like MUH SUN MUH ENGLISH SPEAKERS MUH BEER

>>73252442
im all those things except the orange part

its honestly a really good life. maybe im oblivious to the shit parts of life, but i hardly ever think about anything besides girls, pop culture, and my mates.

>>73252438
they also do the reverse
very jarring

listening to the weeknd

just realiszed im a yank

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He has the virgin face tb h

wish people could stop talking nd looking at me
making me angry and anxious

>>73252500
you dont have lung cancer. you have depression. stop complaining and get treated for depression, and stop drinking and living unhealthily, then wondering why you feel unhealthy

>>73252389
Junk food is plebeian, you're a victim of salt, oil and sugar.

If you went without those for a few months then tried some of your 'delicious' junk food, you'd see how grotesquely greasy/salty/sweet they are.

Your palate has been ruined by industrial food firms that are out to get you hooked on their runt-fodder.

Time for a change.

>>73252483
always have

Absolute banter how australia gets a separate section on bbc news but New zealand counts as Asia

going to bed

>>73252483
i forced myself to start doing it when i was like 15 cause i thought it looked cool
my 1s don't even look like 7s but i still like it

>>73252528
Plankton.

>>73252560
wait how did you know that was me

>>73252555
probably just a simpleton

>>73252518
It says it's used when the torturer is unable or unwilling to use corporal punishment though?

>>73252555
the fuck haha

>>73252423
ssris not solving it in a few months doesn't mean you weren't depressed. in fact you have admitted feeling depressed here a few times.

>>73252535
trilogy is very good stuff
i haven't given much of his mainstream success a real listen

>>73252577
yeah im pretty dumb, but i have a salaried job, and least im happy

cant complain too much

>>73252555
he was never going to last long anyway

>>73252559
*stares at you*

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>>73252465
>>73252474
>a tax on owning a car
There is, it's called road tax or vehicle tax. You take your car for an MOT to make sure it's up to code, pay your tax and when you've got both of those done they give you a tax disc to put in your window. If it's not up to date and a traffic warden or cop sees it, you'll get a fine and probably points on your license.

I've never driven or owned a car but my car driving mates go on about it sometimes.

>>73252555
>Ceri

Poor bastard never stood a chance, parents should be in the dock for negligence/cruelty.

115 iq mater race over here

not too smart like a neek and not braindead either. feels perf

>>73252555
>Ceri

Literally fucked from the outset tb h, poor lad

would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for 5 years or jizz inside your mum once

>>73252526
>very big, warm, out of the way country (the literal opposite of here) with a good standard of living filled with a people with a shared language, culture and heritage
no surprise there

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Yay, happy to see my old thread was used this morning. I was all passed out lmao.

>>73252555
Just think about how much he has mentally ruined his parents haha

can hold my breath longer than anyone in here

*holds breath*

>>73252483
had to start crossing my Zs so that they are different from my 2s in equations

>>73252646
oh shiiiit
forgot about this my dad just pays for that stuff lol

>>73252646
tax discs dont exist any more.

>>73252662
latter


happily

>>73252600
no reference for that, sounds like conjecture from whoever wrote it

>>73252590
because you literally just decided to start ignoring the multiple posters who were talking sense and reason to you, and decided to post some whiny shit about your mood, ignoring them like you did the doctors, and you will the CT scan. and posted about drinking.

thanks for confirming i nailed it

>>73252646
so canadia doesn't have a road tax?

>>73252694
why

>>73252688
just use lower case z obviously

>>73252662
>asking this to a bunch of incest obsessed twats

>>73252662
but im a homosexual
can i close my eyes at least

>>73252666
>very big, warm, out of the way country
none of those are good things

>>73252561
reddit spacing
friendly advice discarded

>>73252708
registered to your plates these days

>>73252708
all moved online.

>>73252524
That was what is known around these parts as a "bantz". An otherwise unfounded but derisive post meant to elicit embarrassment in the target of said banter, quote on quote.

going to visit the city of prague tomorrow

>>73252646
just sounds like car rego

>>73252662
>watch dad dick mum 1825 times

the latter please

>>73252694
You're probably right, it could all be done digitally now. I'm only speaking from experience from years ago to be honest.

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HmMmMm?

*dies from oxygen deprivation*

>>73252700
pics of your mum
>>73252715
really? /brit/ hasn't struck me as this ever
>>73252725
no you have to keep them wide open the entire time and watch every second of it

>>73252771

what is a hambone?

who would you rather shit in your mouth

reviewbrah or tim?

>>73252708
Neither do we, it's a vehicle excise duty, and only cagers have to pay it lmao

>>73252774
9

>>73252783
stop singlelinking

>>73252771

>>73252771

>>73252771

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>>73252777
doesn't matter what /brit/ strikes you as. men in general are this way

>>73252842
No
Shut up
>>73252904