/brit/

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susan

wank

brain is fried

doing a drink (not a drug)

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/ItsAnIrishWorldYoureJustLivingInItEdition/

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did a /brit/ vocaroo for the Spanish war
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBxwT1qmfS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBxwT1qmfS

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QUT

Doing BIG snots

donald nigger is not my president

>>73235499
youve just missed his gay stream

*smiles and looks around, taking it all in*

alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adxlG_IAYlQ

is starwars mong the tranny posting mong too

>>73235503
liam

>>73235519
Good Hes clearly too high and mighty for us nourdays

>>73235452
What a brilliant fight sequence Ep1 had.

If you focus on one character's movements at a time for the duration of the clip, each have interesting movements, and both seem to be trying to attack. Whereas in most movies, only the 'main character' has decent choreography while the victim character half-asses and doesn't seem to go on the offence.

Why are you all up so early?

>>73235548
talking bout thailad not boy if thats what youre thinking

I look like such a mong with my hairline practically up my arse

>>73235563
Oh

Dont confuse me with this he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talkingthat shit, or you'll be.leaving with a fat lip

Was it enny good

>>73235555
don't like staying up late personally

at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minster

>>73235587
alcohol should be banned la

Islamic scripture says so

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seize the memes of production

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>>73235554
It's awful. Maul could actually finally use a spin to his advantage now but now he decides it's best to just take his time and use both sides of the staff, alternatively, to deflect. Just before this fight we got to see him spinning and fighting against two guys at once. It makes zero sense how he's not able to kill one guy instantly.

>>73235577
no
they talked about you and were doubting the veracity of your chosen gender

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EXTREMELY depressed lads

>>73235612
Oh and when he actually swings, trying to hit Obi-Wan, he aims higher than his standing height. Because he presumed Obi-Wan would not just jump, but fucking force jump 10 feet in the air.

>>73235621
when are (((they))) not

someone get me motivated for my morning run

>>73235659
fuck up cunt

>>73235659
*slaps your arse*

going to strip the bed
thataway i wont be able to slep

>>73235641
this

my hairline is receding quickly and I look utterly spastic with short hair

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reading the Irish star wars, Ulysses

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491407653391.webm

>that fucking sound

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

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>It's awful. Maul could actually finally use a spin to his advantage now but now he decides it's best to just take his time and use both sides of the staff, alternatively, to deflect. Just before this fight we got to see him spinning and fighting against two guys at once. It makes zero sense how he's not able to kill one guy instantly.

It's a cartoon. Why do you care

>>73235704
reddit: the book

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>>73235659
*blocks your path*

>>73235704
>Ulysses
>needing a book twice the size of the actual book to understand what's going on

fucking micks

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Something seems slightly off about the face but I can't quite place it

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>>73235712

me doing a poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0veiTgUQLKw

>>73235739
CAVEMAN

>>73235730
Then why do they talk about trade politics and depict people dying gruesomely? That "for kids" excuse is old and worn, everybody's seen it countless times.

>>73235729
Cute

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which do you say?

>>73235712
>"Smoke weed"
Not sure why I laughed so hard at this

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>>73235712
We're here today to remember Barry "Bazza" Johnson who tragically lost his life in a horrible accident no one could have possibly prevented.

He was always a happy young lad, jumping around manically and shouting wherever he went with his best mates Gaz Jezza and Deano.

He loved to party, a self proclaimed "raver" and grime head, spending every weekend in the local chain nightclubs in town. we will also remember that he was the best call center manager anyone could ever ask for. His girlfriend Tyler couldn't be here today sadly as she's working today, at a different call center, but we wish her all of our love and hope that new Barret home of theirs will be filled with the memories of their 6 months together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0

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>>73235782
>buddy

>>73235782
mate

just woke up from an 11 hour sleep

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>>73235744
Allow me to assist

>>73235782
akhi

>>73235782
buddy, bro, and most commonly, "man"

Fella and pal are both super autistic

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>that absolutely broken face

saw an absolutely twerp staring back at me with this empty, retarded expression so I decked the cunt

In unrelated news, need a new mirror in the bathroom lads

>>73235905
my greatest fear apart from being cuckolded into raising someone else's kid tbqh

https://u.pomf.is/qgredz.mp4

Fuck Black live Matter tb h

just got back from the baseball game, AMA

>>73235896
>Fella and pal are both super autistic

Fella is perfectly fine on the east coast

>>73235883
That was actually ... helpful, if a bit odd. I have trouble pointing out what I don't like in faces.

Do you do this often anon?

>>73235972
Why did you elected that bloviating baboon Donald Blompf?

>>73235972

How many hotdogs did you swallow over the course of the game?

>>73235896
I never use "buddy" except in a condescending way
bud is more common

>>73235905
what happened here then

>>73235992
My state is as solid blue as they come, we had no part in that.
>>73236004
None, went for burgers tonight.

>>73235972
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I'm destined for greatness lads

I can feel it in my cock

>>73236018
It's his son

>>73236026
Still working for the local transit system

>>73236019
>>73236026
He lives in a blue state. They lack the cognitive ability to plan even a day into the future

>>73235984
It's not that odd mate, I draw a fair bit and have to study anatomy/faces to create them with realism

>>73236064
>climate change denying, fairy tale believing, Blompf voting republicons

>>73235962
what a ghastly country

>>73236094
>fairy tale believing as an insult

Yet you kiss Muslim ass

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How do I acquire this elusive state known to the French as "Joie de Vivre"? I would wish to gain/learn/achieve this mystical attribute.

>>73236094
'Sheed

>>73236115
http://lifehacker.com/have-two-drinks-at-a-party-1784669979

>>73236039
Greatness from small beginnings, eh?

What's your first borne son going to be named, /brit/?

I'm going with Lance.

>>73236094
Still better than the British Caliphate

>>73236104
Absolute non sequitur from the drooling yank.

The state of your pathetic education. Though I guess education isn't important in a cronyistic society like the poo-SA.

>>73236094
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVZVQXcYgS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVZVQXcYgS

>>73235712
someone should go up there and get his hat

>>73236137
Mohamed

>>73236137
Felix

>>73236138
Yet you yanks feel the need to come into our general because your mistake of a country is so utterly devoid of literate people. Pathetic yank.

>>2996

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>>73236141
Oi mate oi mate oi mate oi mate. Ya blewdy drewling yank. Absuhloot nawn-sekwuhtu

Your whole mouth looks like you chew on rocks for fun

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491080899439.webm

Kill yourselves now haha

I once knew a guy named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed. Called him M3 even though he didn't like it.

>>73236202
I'm 190cm though why would I do that

*hands you a pepsi*

>>73236191
You better be nice to us. You can join our union now

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>>73236128
You didn't quite grasp what I was saying.

How do I, someone who is very much so not enjoying life, come to a state where life and various parts of living are enjoyable/bring me joy?

At the moment, I seem to be lost in a desert of despair and suffering with only momentary oases of subtle enjoyment. Wherein shall I find the fertile valleys and alluvial plains on this journey one calls my "life"? Am in the dead centre of a proverbial Sahara? Is relief as distant as it seems?

The EU is threatening to kick Hungary out the bloc is they don't accept "their share" of migrants and refugees. I really wish that Hungarian who was saying the EU doesn't control migration of member states was here.

>>73236207
Seems like an anecdote only a fucking leaf would make up

>>73236202
fucking shits

>>73236267
Why would I lie to you

hate the flatmate

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>>73236267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FqJ2qCZKa2

>>73236267

Alri Mohammed

>>73236261
>find a creative hobby you really enjoy.
>Surround yourself with a close knit friend group of nice, interesting people
>cut negative people and influences from your life

>>73236137
I'm torn between Quintinius and Antiochus.

>>73236261
sounds like you're depressed. find something to work toward. i know it sounds silly, but having concrete, achievable goals is a true life changer.

also therapy.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tqlhDTJzWD

>>73236202
I'm 5'10, what does that mean?

I'd like a meme answer and a serious answer

>>73236334
fucking leafs

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back from my run

>>73236301
>>73236329
Impressive advise from people I argue with about how traps aren't gay.

>>73236334
>fiscally conservative

what does this even mean?
most conservatives these days are economically liberal

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>I'm torn between Quintinius and Antiochus.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ueohcgR19A

>ask for help
>get sincere advice
>fire back with some unimaginative sarcasm
canadians, ladies and gentlemen

at 73236285
at 73236334
at 73236360
at 73236392
STOP IT

>>73236355
Meme answer, you're fucked

Serious answer, tell any girl who asks that you're 6'0 and you might pull it off. Also go for short girls.

Toxic gas attack in Syria!? QUICK! We have to bomb, invade, and destabilize the entire region to make sure no Syrians are ever harmed again.

>>73236388
It's a bit eccentric, but we're probably just going to end up calling him Ant or Quinn. When people see his full name for the first time though, they're going to know his parents were fucking lit.

>>73235782
mate, matey, chap.

been in bed all day letting off a load of stinky farts lads

bedroom smells like me bum now x

>>73235782
>no bud
meme map

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>we're probably just going to end up calling him Ant

[Part 1 of 2]

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>>73236406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uCJ7dDF3P4

internet and cable are out lads

stormed all day up until this evening so not exactly sure why it went out now

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>we're probably just going to end up calling him [...] Quinn.

[Part 2 of 2]

>>73236480
ring up ask for dollas off your bill. i do that literally as soon as my internet is down for +10 minutes. I estimate I've saved at least a couple of hundred over the years

>>73236480
i'd imagine if a tree fall on the lines but doesn't break them they shut it off when removing the tree and checking the connections

>>73236475
People are going to think this is samefagging because we're both leafs.

Also, what the hell is wrong with either of those names? People are still called Quintinius in Italy and Antiochus in Greece.

just coughed up a massive loogie

>>73236515
why isn't Scotland crying hysterically at England asking for more free shit?

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What Brexiters want (after Brexit)

Will be naming my first son after my father.

Anyone who doesn't is a degenerate tb h

>>73236515
the balloon is too round

>>73236506
any worthwhile series on HBO these days?
might try to get them to give it free of charge if there is

>>73236509
it stopped storming around 7 though and just went out about 45 minutes ago

>>73236556
might name mine after my grandfather

>>73235389
asians have unshapely bodies gas them all

>>73236512
You're in Canada, so give him a normal name so he doesn't get ostracized. And his name will be misspelled. And girls won't find it attractive. What's so bad about a Michael or Alex or Rob? Why does a name have to be so unique?

Roman cosplay names might be cool when he's 12 but will actually inhibit him in life if he's anything less than a top 1% cult of personality.

At the very least, have the decency and foresight to give him a normal middle name so when he's 16 and older he can just use that.

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>you will never be a motogp rider

>>73236546
>Conducted across 2060 people who voted on an online poll

were they asked these questions directly, or were these just things they listed when asked what they wanted from brexit? Seems like an absolute load of utter shit to me desu. The vast majority of answers when asked would have been immigration and trade related

me da wanted to name me wolfgang

thank god me mum shut down that idea

how do I getting a pert bum?

>>73236512
Who the fuck calls their kid Ant anyways? That's borderline child abuse.

Just call him Anthony, satiate your greek fetish in doing so, and then give him that shitty nickname of "Ant" that he'll hate.

>>73236563
>HBO

why are you asking me? we don't have HBO you mong. any good american TV series are bought by UK stations to play here

>>73236619
squats and oats

>>73236583
> At the very least, have the decency and foresight to give him a normal middle name
I was gonna go with 'Cuthbert' for the middle name.

Also, I've seen stranger names. I met a woman who's actual name was "Tree" once.

>>73236638
you're trolling. and no woman would ever agree to give her child such names

>>73236625
>doesn't have HBO
>the channel that made the three greatest television series of all time

the wire and the sopranos tied for first
oz second

>>73236556
this.
its a tradition in our house to have the first name of a child be the name of an ancestor whilst calling him by his/her middle name which can be what ever you fancy.

browsing r/amiugly

>>73236620
>That's borderline child abuse
Gross overexaggeration.
>>73236645
Think that all you want Quintinius Cuthbert [Anonymous] is the name of a great statesman if I've ever seen one.

>>73236591
like my bones in one piece tyvm

>>73236658
F O Y
O
Y

>Washington decides to abandon the policy of attempting to overthrow Assad
>Egyptian military dictator and human rights abuser Sisi visits Trump in Washington
>May visits the brutal and despotic Wahhabi Saudi regime in Riyadh
>All of a sudden, Assad, the secular Alawite dictator who was making huge gains in his war by using conventional military methods, starts using gas bombings, a nasty but ineffective and outdated weapon, for no reason at all other than to look evil and for the West to condemn him and sympathise with the largely islamist and Saudi-backed opposition groups
>All of this without a single shred of proof

hm yes

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working at home today lads

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>>73236690
And that is why no one will remember your name

>>73236556
>>73236659
Interesting. In my family, the son's middle name is the father's name. Given how quickly names can age poorly, I don't know if it's a good idea to have a naming policy that spans 2 generations.

>>73236719
ah yes, limoncello is a name known round the world

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>>73236714
yeah also very interesting how gas attacks never happen in IS held territory
only ever in the al qaeda held territory near gas storage facilities where the white helmets can be on scene filming

>>73236718
got to do that last friday
everyone was freaking out about the trains and bus union going on strike but i just went back to bed

>>73236658
The Wire and The Sopranos were both played here. I just told you, UK stations buy the rights to play popular American shows, then air them here on their network. That's how television around the world works. Although not in the USA, your networks generally tend to just buy out the rights to a foreign show, pay the writers to go and do the whole thing again in the USA but "americanized" so your audience can understand the jokes and such. They usually just ruin it desu. Same with films

miss the yank who used to post
>leaf
and then the webm of that faggot with the vape

>>73236686
Twenty something years from now he'll be on future r9k making daily threads about how shitty his name is.

It's a name he has to live with. It's more for him than it is for you. Your names just show selfishness.

>>73236755
i do it every thursday. sit and drink tea in bed and log on from my laptop for the first hour or two.

>>73236777
the dream
i didnt even have much work so i just left it and did it on sunday night hah

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hmm complete mystery that one eh lads

>>73236828
I blame white racism.

>The Syrian military said it “categorically denied” responsibility. Russia, which has heavily backed the Syrian regime, said its planes were not operating near Idlib. Early on Wednesday, the Russian defence ministry claimed a Syrian airstrike had hit a “terrorist warehouse” containing an arsenal of “toxic substances” destined for fighters in Iraq. The ministry did not state if the attack was deliberate.

>Speaking on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, Hamish de Bretton Gordon, director of Doctors Under Fire and former commanding officer of the UK Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear (CBRN) Regiment, said this claim was “completely untrue”.

>“No I think this [claim] is pretty fanciful, no doubt the Russians trying to protect their allies,” he said. “Axiomatically, if you blow up sarin, you destroy it.”

>“It’s very clear it’s a sarin attack,” he added. “The view that it’s an al-Qaida or rebel stockpile of sarin that’s been blown up in an explosion, I think is completely unsustainable and completely untrue.”

Funny how he doesn't say why it's clear the Russians are lying, or why he thinks there's no chance this was a rebel attack

Still trying to find some proof tbqh lads

>>73236714
Excellent post. Wish the brit who was in here the other day saying it was Assads ground troops or 'rogue militias', because there are, and I quote "stockpiles of Sarin laying around everywhere in Syria".

Hmmmm yes, very good. Assad just leaves stockpiles of deadly nerve gas just laying around in general military supplies, yes, very good. HMMMMMMMMMM

>>73236895
>Axiomatically, if you blow up sarin, you destroy it
clever one this fella

which is harder to understand?
women of your race or men of a different race?

>>73236895
glad the armchair intelligence agents of reddit are on the case

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R7oZqbrK5B
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R7oZqbrK5B

>>73236934
>Not using basic logic and reasoning instead of plainly believing what you are told by others

>>73236934
>unquestioningly believe authority figures
hmmmm think this led to some bad stuff in the very country you're posting from my friend

>>73236965
fuck off vlad

stupid gay toast is putting crumbs everywhere

>>73236984
>Being Turkish

>>73236984
get fucked danelad
get absolutely FUCKED

do you really think a government would do that? just go to their people and tell lies?

>>73236895
keep digging lad, i believe in your investigative journalistic skills. this is exactly why all the news companies are clamouring to hire you. stay freelance though, maintain your integrity.

>>73236994
Use a plate then you absolute fucking plen

>>73236984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yGJtaqywAh

>>73237021
i am you cumslut

It's worth noting that every ally, contact or group based in Syria that the Western powers have contact to have a distinctly anti-Assad agenda.

We have absolutely no groups we get information from that are not anti-Assad

do you really think al qaeda would do that? Just go and kill people?

There's no more maladjusted people than people who come from rich or upper-middle class backgrounds who act poor in mannerisms, dress, and company. In my life, this is has always been a sign of various personality complexes, home instability, or various environmental factors which injure people mentally. If you are well off and don't act your class then you are probably a weirdo.

>>73237046
well then if you are still getting cumbs everywhere, the problem is you

>>>/o/16964375
/r/ing fedora lad

>>73237060
speak when spoken to

>>73237055
you'd have to be a real piece of shit not to be anti-mass murderer

I guess you have RT

>>73237068
haha good lads

I'm an Ex-Muslim, and when I have kids, they're going to have my Wife's name. I'm the only one in my (very large) family who's first name isn't Arabic. Only my Surname is Arabic, and when I have kids, I don't want them to carry on the legacy of Arab conquest and subjigation.

i am pro western intervention in the middle east because I don't like sandniggers and to see more of them die would be brilliant

>>73237059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wTMUn4SlMx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wTMUn4SlMx

>>73237098
>mass murderer
Oh wow, that sounds awful! But that's a very strong accusation

Don't suppose you have any evidence for such a claim?

>assad is hurting civilians
>so let's bomb the country into the ground and destabilise the region further
ah yes, danelad

>>73237135
Fuck off vlad

>>73237146
can you point to where exactly i said that? cheers

>i am your cumslut
disconcertingly forward

>>73237129
are u the person who voices smaug/????

>>73237169
>Fuck off vlad
ah yes amazing argument my man!
>where exactly i said that?
well sorry what the fuck else am i supposed to interpret your posts as? You want to remove assad. You think that can be done without an extensive western bombing campaign, boots on the ground maybe?

Why can't someone just nuke Syria already. World War 3 isn't worth starting over a third world shithole with no value whatsoever.

Oh wait, i'm posting this in a general, of people from a country that might start it over a city-state

bet dane lad browses Adam Smith Institute

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>>73237169
>>73237098
>>73236984
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cQpVh5uzdT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cQpVh5uzdT

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>>73237180

Why do the Irish mostly live in semi detached houses like Britain despite having loads of room for proper detached houses?

>>73236722
>Given how quickly names can age poorly

My father has a classical, Roman emperors name so this isn't really a problem.

>>73237235
kssksskssksskss

>>73237209
Just because you don't want intervention (cuck) doesn't mean you can just invent your own reality

The Assad regime has a long history of atrocities against its own people

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>>73237169
>Fuck off vlad

>>73237286
I'm pretty sure Louise posts here

>>73237276
>cuck
woah woah woah!... you're using.... my own words.... against me

get oooooout of my heeeeead!!!!! get out of my headddd!!! IM NOT A KEK

BOMB ASSAD

also what the fuck part of that did i invent you utter mong, if assad could be removed without western airstrikes he'd be deposed by now. You know the west has been extensively funding the "rebels" right?

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why do neocons/libs love interventionist regime change

>>73237307
cuck

>>73237276
>The Assad regime has a long history of atrocities against its own people
*long history of defending his regime against islamists and terrorists

I bet you think he gunned down "peaceful protesters" in the beginning as well

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>>73237307
Name one time in history doing nothing but funding someone helped anything.

>>73237318
I don't, I wish someone would invade the U.S. so I could go crazy and just attack random soldiers.

>>73237345
positively orwellian vlad

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>>73237320
EEEEEE STOP CALLING ME A KEK IM NOT A KEK IM NOT A KEK

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Me on the right

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Here I come again now, baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now baby
I like to tear up the street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKEyggTTis8&spfreload=5
hmm

>>73237266
Ireland has an intense cargo-culture. Everything they know they learned from England. Completely unable to make anything worthwhile by themselves, they stick religiously to what England gave them.

This is in severe conflict with their special snowflake syndrome. It hurts them inside.

>>73237350
>Name one time in history doing nothing but funding someone helped anything.
the viet cong, the ira, the contras are all examples that spring to mind
think you missed the point of my post though, i don't think the rebels can feasibly win without extensive foreign intervention and even if they could i wouldnt want them to

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just had a wank to this boyish looking trap. very disgusted in myself

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How huwitey gon explain dis one then

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>>73237410

>>73237400
Require a link

>>73237400
You can tell that's not a real woman because that neck bracelet does not work with that crop top. This is Slut 101 we're talking about.

Clearly didn't learn the rules of slutinese in High School because "she" didn't grow up female.

>>73236904
I'm here.

And yes, he could very easily. It's a six year civil war, the chain of command has essentially disappeared under competing factions and rogue generals. The regime is as divided as the rebels, they're just better at hiding it and they have Russians and Iranians as overseers of military operations so they can act in a slightly coordinated way.

I don't know why you act like it's a ridiculous idea that an embattled dictator whose country is in open revolt wouldn't have every single stockpile of weapons, of which there are literally thousands, under close surveillance. It;'s really not. Caches can be hidden, stolen, sold, smuggled, captured, all over the country.

>>73237463
you can also tell by the "penis"

made a cup of cofe

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>>73237478

>>73237266
>most Irish people live in towns/cities
>most houses in towns/cities are not detached

Hmm

>>73237476
Well, yes, if you want to get technical. I don't know how it works in Britain, but where I am we prefer to identify trannies before we're in full view of their penis.

>>73237509
They could have nice big detached houses like merica if they wanted.

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"Assad is a great guy, i know because I'm a I have never been to Syria, or even any middle eastern country, but I read /pol/ a lot. besides, why would he gas his people, I know he wouldn't gas people because I understand the mind of a monstrous dictator better than analysts who have been studying him and his regime for decades"

*posts picture of Assad wearing sunglasses*

*half-baked lesser of two evil argument*

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>>73237444
I can't find one. this is the only video and I got it because I "found" an account for grooby a while back and have been wanking to traps like a madman since

>>73237533
we do. they're called 'one-offs' and were built en-masse everywhere in the outskirts/countryside before the economic crash

>Shot down planes
>Ambassadors being shot
>No-Fly zones
>Terrorist attacks
>Hillary Clinton
>Migrant crisis
>Syria; Aleppo, Idlib
>Eastern Ukraine, Crimea
>Gibraltar

really feels like the powers that be are pushing us towards war to distract us from the growing problems

>>73237609
>Hillary Clinton

will drumpoids ever realise the election is over?

>>73237609
>terrorist attacks are just to distract us from what's really going on maaaan

This is subnormie level geopolitical thinking

>>73237566
>backing from the two most powerful men on the planet
>fuck it up by gassing kids
It doesnt make any sense

>>73237533
I suspect most people in Ireland do live in detached housing. Go on mapcrunch and set it to Ireland and have a look around.

>>73237566
That does it, Assad must go.Al Qaeda would be better at this point.

>>73237590
FOY

>>73237566
Looks like a genuine genocide is going on in Syria.

Sad times for a sad country.

>>73237672
Dictators don't make sense.

>>73237681
I have been looking around, they defo have more detached housing than us but most is very similar to british british, semi detached seems to be the most common.

Mental though they should just fucking sprawl out, you got that land so fucking use it.

>>73237707
Literally not an argument

>>73237691
newcunt doesn't know how to use the foy gimmick

Not gonna lie, former Saddam supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Saddam crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let him get hold of the incubator babies

>>73237751
hello 2006

browsing a /fit/ "what do you wear daily" thread and absolutely creasing
99% failed deano runtoids

>>73237707
tibi ex post ergo facto

>>73237767
FOY

>>73237777
link it, fancy a crease

>>73237796
>>>/fit/40967630

>>73237708
Nobody should copy American sprawl

But in fact they did build a bunch of new sprawled out suburbs during the 'good times' (>>73237591), just turns out nobody wanted to live in them

>>73237816
dear oh dear

Being in love is a mental disorder

browsing a /fa/ "what do you wear daily" thread and absolutely creasing
99% failed pothead runtoids

>>73237705
Genocide is the wrong word. I meant Holocaust. A genocide is trying to eliminate an entire race/culture of people. A holocaust is the mass-killing of civilians in general. I'm not sure if Assad's politically motivated holocaust can be called a genocide.

>>73237862
t. deano

in 5 years, you anti-Assad shills will look as retarded as the anti-Saddam shills

>>73237832
It doesn't have to be like America with no shops or anything near by but just imagine every semi being turned into a single family house. It would be amazing and make the quality of life so much better.

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>>73237877

>>73237892
>It doesn't have to be like America with no shops or anything near by
what is this meme

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"The rebels are really great guys, i know because I have never been to Syria, or even any middle eastern country, but I read huffington post's twitter a lot. besides, why would they gas their people, I know they wouldn't gas people because I understand the minds of a massive terror organisation better than analysts at the UN who have been studying them and their actions for decades"
*posts picture of white helmets*
*half-baked "everywhere needs democracy" or "the rebels are actually moderate" argument*

Off to the chess club in a bit.

band's playing a good show tonight. nervous already, need a poo just thinking about it.

i'll go my yard for free

>>73237941
you meant chest club right

>>73237941
If you capture the opponent's king, they win.

>>73237929
ah yes and you've been to syria and so know what's really going on

i go you're yard free

>>73237916
It is true in most of the US with a few small exceptionsm you (and Canada/Aussieland) are massive car cultures so have take sprawl way out. Not talking shit it is just different.

>>73237967
ah mate have you? didn't realise, sorry
you're right, it should be divvied up between fighting warlords x

>>73237941
PfffffHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAA

can't stop listening to beyonce help

taking a shit, known in the uk as doing a poo

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hmmm really interesting sign by the sight of this gas attack lads... i wonder how this al qaeda sign got there? hmmmm... nah they couldn't have had anything to do with it

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Do you agree?

*touches victims of sarin attack with my barehands*

no worry lads ;)

>>73238015
>le random swearing and shouty capitals
ah yes reddit

>>73237991
don't know why you're claiming some level of intellectual superiority over people who believe news outlets just cos you prefer conspiracy theories lad. seems a bit silly.

>>73238014
I speak Arabic and that says "Hospital North"

Considering being a deliveroo rider. Seems a comfy job.

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"The Middle East needs a strong leader to keep the forces of Islamism in check. If we try and bring democracy to the Middle East, it just leads to chaos"

"Yes, i know Assad has been fighting a civil war for 6 years and hundreds of thousands of his own people have been killed, but that's because he's so strong, or something"

>>73238029
>just cos you prefer conspiracy theories lad
ah yes conspiracy theories such as "there's no evidence that assad did it" and "rebels have literally done this before" and let's not forget the maddest conspiracy theorist of them all "it wouldn't make any sense whatsoever for assad to do this because he was going to take idlib anyway"
just a tinfoil hat nutter, me

@73238015
was about to make a post of this ilk>>73238028

hate that kind of behaviour/typing
very cringe-inducing

>>73238041
Moped or bicycle?

>>73238033
I don't speak Arabic, but the last word in that sentence is definitely "Jihad/Ba A-Jihad". Is Ba A-Jihad hospital in Arabic?

>>73238033
haha no it literally doesn't mate
dont just lie about speaking arabic to further your point

>>73238050
>just a tinfoil hat nutter, me
yes

>>73238056
Bicycle.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP /BRIT/? HOW ARE YOU FUCKERS DOING? GOD FUCKING DAMN!

>>73238048
>hundreds of thousands of his own people

come on now, even the person who's pictures you are posting only said 12 000

Got a burn on my arm but have no recollection of getting it....

>>73238066
yes good argument i am convinced rebels are good bois

>>73238071
Hmm, interesting. Very interesting. Do they provide the bicycle?

>>73237832
no-one wanted to live in them cause they were thrown up over night in the middle of nowhere and many of them were so shoddily built due to lack of regulation and bribery they are literally uninhabitable and just lay there half-built so you're essentially living in a perpetual building site

and as I said, many opted for one-offs instead so wouldn't have moved to the new suburbs/estates anyway

>>73238079
Estimates of deaths in the Syrian Civil War, per opposition activist groups, vary between 321,358 and 470,000. On 23 April 2016, the United Nations and Arab League Envoy to Syria put out an estimate of 400,000 that had died in the war. UNICEF reported that over 500 children had been killed by early February 2012.

>>73235601
muhammad drank wine

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What went wrong???

>>73238092
No.

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>>73238076
no

>>73238014
>>73238033
>>73238062
unironically studied arabic and read a large portion of the quran in arabic, the translation is right. "do a jihad" literally

>>73238048
>governments are actively funding and supplying terrorists in syria
>uhhhh why isn't assad keeping stability? checkmate IDIOTS

ZAAANNNKOKU NA TENSHI NA THHHEEESEE

Wish Syrialad would shut up. Boring af tbqh

>>73238113
http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/article/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-deliveroo-rider-48372/

Hmm. Interesting read indeed, very interesting.

>>73238118
>do a jihad
howling

ahhh yess /brit/ where everyone is an expert on fucking arabic ahhh yes

>>73238121
>such a strong dictator his country can be destabilised by giving a few weapons to the people

Ah yes

thoughts on a current affair nonce?

>>73238145
>terrorists in his country literally have the financial backing of the most powerful army on earth
>uhhh wow assad is shit and a pussy???
>>73238136
sorry la i'll stop going on, in my defense though this mong did start it x
what you got planned for the day?

>>73238100
My mistake, read it as Assad has killed hundreds of thousands of his own people

>>73238163
that isn't thailad

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>>73238104
Yup. He had the "revelation" to ban alcohol after getting fucked up on wine and looking like a fool infront of his followers.

He continued to drink wine (Nabidh) after banning it. Nabidh is low-alcohol date wine. Muslims claim Muhammad drank non-alcoholic Nabidh, but according to Hadith, his Nabidh-boy said he would prepare it two nights before (fermented date-water), but Muhammad would keep it for up to two weeks, which is long enough for it to reach 4% ABV.

Muhammad never gave up low-alcohol Nabidh (the word Nabidh is the word for wine in most Arabic dialects).

>>73238144
got a 7" willy too