alchowave edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUpu7618KrM
yank music really sizzling my griddle
Rate my belly
>>73217229
KING IN THE NORTH
but i don't know what to do with those tossed salad and scrambled eggs
they're calling again
>>73217229
didn't give you permission to save this picture of me
expect 110% from all of you this thread
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_London,_Connecticut
might stop all personal grooming lads and just go full caveman
>>73217315
You knew I'd reply with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl4QMS0Zh_w
baseball
bump
dont let the thread die
>this wasn't on ok computer instead of fucking electioneering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6HMW7h5jGY
the bf wants to take up crossdressing
good thing I'm bi haha
>>73217256
Yeah like I said, the smart ones apply to Oxford, the dummies for Cambridge.
NEED a s u c c
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/12/24/8882142032468422968/640x360_MP4_8882142032468422968.mp4
ngl i rarely drink but it is pretty fun
need someone to slap and tase my bollocks
>>73217376
pics
Can't even remember the last time I celebrated a birthday
I don't tell anyone. My family often asks if I want to do something for my birthday, but I don't want to. Haven't asked for any presents since about 2011
>>73217418
Yet you cry about no presents
Could literally lay one of you on the floor just by looking at him in a mean way while knocking out two others with my hands and keeping a fourth one at a distance with a cheeky low kick
Sub-edition
>>73217360
>boreball
alri juan
>>73217418
Last year I was just at work for my birthday. the year before I just stayed in bed all day and drank cheap cider.
>>73217360
I like baseball, shame it isn't popular here
taking the ritalin now
>>73217406
virus do not click
I could give everyone in this thread a bloody good heeming
>>73217414
he hasn't started doing it yet
>>73217418
happy birthday
less grime
more crime
>>73217449
errr delete this thanks
he's here
remember when the PS2 came out and you would google "PS3" and look at shitty renders for what possible PS3s would look like in 5 years time
reminder to not reply
>>73217360
have absolutely no clue what's going on in this webbum, why isn't he out with the catch?
>>73217446
I'm not crying about that. Just how I'm friendless and shy.
>>73217468
pm me immediately when he does
Post the paki gf
What's a good third level course/section to pursue
What'll get me s lot of money and a job 4 years from now and what to avoid?
>tfw no enchanted doll bf with huge plush feet for me to bury my face in
why am I alive
>people who smoke anything but menthols
grim
>>73217507
sent ;)
>>73217532
only black people smoke menthols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKxa_xuX3pA
having a listen
Imagine being working class
>>73217489
the batter is out, but the two baserunners are still in it
>>73217481
my dad worked for playstation at the time so I got genuine info while the runts were all having to scrounge on the internet
>>73217481
did a check
@73217531
I wonder what psychological trauma you have to experience in order to unlock this fetish?
>>73217532
wog
>>73217532
hello nigger
bet you smoke newports too
>>73217418
stayed in bed and smoked for my entire birthday, i was told I'd be given something from my parents and brother but they didn't in the end. Not that I'm bothered about presents anymore, I just don't understand why you'd say yes we have something for you then never give it
>>73217481
no of course not
>>73217560
why did the bloke who caught it throw it to the base where the hitter was running to?
>>73217477
love this edit
doing a bath
>>73217562
>my dad worked for playstation
jay.png
>Rorkes want to leave her to die in Syria at the hands of the madman Assad
Disgusting bigotry tbqh.
very cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_PVY2hdCcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ&index=11&list=RDnfWlot6h_JM
>>73217638
alri skeleton
>>73217638
i would snap you like a twig
do squats
>>73217645
I'll take as many refugees as you want. But only the women.
>STEM
ahahahahahahhahahahha
>he doesn't realise you can doss around in a policy & public affairs role for 5 years then go into consultancy for lods of emone
>>73217638
Lanky twat
Could snap you in two
>>73217619
when a batter is caught out, baserunners must touch the base where they started the play after the catch is made before they can advance. if the ball is thrown to the base after the catch but before the runner makes it back then the runner is out.
simple
every time i see this guy talked my brain reads cracker as "white person" instead of biscuit
>>73217638
haha me too
>>73217645
>there are people who STILL fall for the media's shameless emotional manipulation
Will the ride ever end?
>>73217292
>>73217638
I'm absolutely done. I can't believe I spend my day talking to pathetic slugs like this. Feel a bit sick now. Been on his site since 07 and I think I've finally got to the point of leaving this place.
>>73217638
You actually have muscular atrophy.
>>73217685
foy
rate me lads
>>73217638
lanky twat
>>73217699
See yah in 10 mins lad.
>>73217645
never mention Assad again
>>73217638
eat and lift, or get out for a run or something christ
but eat, EAT
>>73217638
alri styxhexenhammer666
>>73217723
Assad
>>73217677
literally the plan lad
>>73217638
Hello skeletor
Left a banana out overnight and it ended up like this
Can't believe people actually think this stuff is good for you
>>73217699
racist
>>73217765
perfect colour
>he doesn't want to take in refugees from the Middle East
Why don't you just go pull the trigger yourself and remove the need for the middle men, Rorkes.
>>73217755
>>73217680
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_up
>>73217756
get on the Brexit wave lad, secured a 35k p/a job at a consultancy firm doing some piss easy lobbying with only 7 months experience in the sphere. Government are gagging for any info they can squeeze out of banks
me and a mate bantering the local wog
>this weird nonce itt
not the best way to advertise caring for syria
poached egg are great
>>73217789
don't mind the kids or the women 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZsiR45tKKw
Really stimulates the ole cortex
>>73217822
yeah lined up for the fast stream in a proper policy area (none of this communiciations and hr shit)
current job at a uni
plan is to jump off at the first offer of moni
>>73217840
It is well known that using children is the best way to manipulate people into doing things.
>>73217856
fucking love this video
are you synthwave lad?
>>73217836
what did he do to deserve that?
>>73217836
Ryan Gosling strikes again. Somebody has to stop this madman.
>>73217893
aye
Being interviewed by a director of the company I work for tomorrow for a promotion. Never been so nervous in my life I'm literally shaking now.
>>73217789
that gave me an idea actually, we should take all the young girls and none of the men, so they won't have anybody to oppress them with islam so they assimilate into British culture
>>73217927
That sounds pretty racist tbqh lad.
>>73217876
civil service?
>>73217912
director means fuck all unless its a big company
>>73217699
thats mean against bellies u bully
>>73217912
Firm handshake and be yourself
>>73217558
The middle and upper classes should be gassed
>>73217876
Civil Service is just a creche people have to sit in until a private sec firm wants to take them on
the most valuable thing you bring to that private sector job is your network
>>73217927
we shouldnt be taking in military aged men as refugees full stop. from anywhere
>>73217900
>aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLfPaC5cNds
thought you might like this x
>>73217896
start a riot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_race_riot_of_1943
>>73217909
you're taking the piss here m8
>>73217638
dunno why everyone is overreacting, you're not that skinny
i reckon they're hairless fat weirdos jealous of you having body hair
I shat myself today to see if I still feel
I focus on the stream, the only thing that's real
the pressure tears a hole, ye ole' familiar stain
Try to trim it all the way, but I can smell everything
What have I become? My sweetest friend.
Everything I eat turns the poo in the air
You can have it all, my empire of mud
I will let you down, I will make you shart...
>>73217960
is it worth going into it straight after uni?
>>73218001
alri skellig
>>73217912
firm handshake, demonstrate how you've been of benefit to the company thus far and how you plan to be of greater benefit in the new role
make it look like he's making an investment in you
shower beer
>>73217856
lab just got some of these in
>>73217945
>>73217960
yes the 'vil 'vice
>creche till private sector
i'm treating it exactly as that.
>>73218019
what, the civil service?
>>73217912
shart yourself in the way in and remember to really stammer when you ask for a glass of water
bring back national service
lads, if i was to go for an interview how should I do my hair? never occurred to me before that it's important, my hair is like pic related right now, cant imagine it being suitable in a professional place desu
>>73218053
>lab just got some basic oscilloscopes in
....wow mate
watching The Bear Show
>>73218105
alri granddad
>>73218133
compared to the shit we had before it's like going 1000 years into the future
>>73217638
what's wrong with you?
>>73218123
>>73218123
shave it all off and tattoo 'model employee' on yer dome
>>73217979
v. nice share
>>73218053
Wasn't aware Tektronix were still going t.b.h
>>73218161
what lab is it? my uni lab has these exact oscilloscopes and it's pretty underfunded
alright lads?
Are traps really gay? discuss
>>73218180
just spat all over my computer screen
Got back from work, everyone else had got takeaway and didn't get me any. Ah yes, family.
>>73218197
radiology
>>73218068
yea, some woman from there did a little talk at uni a few weeks age (i do economics) and im thinking about doing an at least an ONS placement now
do you have any experience of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UGRB6S0qQs
having a think
>>73218214
of course not it's just a meme
>>73218214
if you think traps are gay you have literally lost the ability to think.
>>73218197
community college. and we're one of the best-funded departments.
>>73217967
The problem is that the children refugees look a lot like military aged men. This kid is only 14, for example. He is "the fastest 14 year-old in Sweden."
>>73218234
>adult swim
>dude dae le fundies are dumb??
nah think i'll give it a miss thanks
Sneezing actually feels pretty good
>>73217836
sad, black people did nothing wrong
Don't mind me, just posting some tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP1XvF-BAwQ
>>73218285
1/8th of an orgasm apparently
>>73218232
I would say its worth applying for the fast stream, wouldn't bother going in through the lowest ranks unless you're absolutely desperate to be in the service. I never did it, but I got lucky - it all depends on what you want to go in to
if you can get a placement at the ONS that would be good but as I say - networking is literally everything. You'll realise once you leave uni how true it is that it's not what you know, it's who you know
Nice to see that globalism has truly taken hold and our young would prefer to work under Mister Shekelstein in the private sector than for their country.
Someone post the lisicki template please
>>73218324
Yeah i believe it
>>73218324
so if you sneeze 8 times you cum in your pants?
>>73218314
this can't be happening
>2017
>not being communist
>hahaha that's the first time you've made me literally lol
Do women actually laugh over text jokes? I mean I literally never feel an emotion over text.
>>73218348
if it means I don't have to live in a dump like your gaff
who /heart condition/ here
doing mandy on friday
How can I learn to dress well?
I'm good looking, tall and have big shoulders so look good in most clothes but have been told my style is lacking by some girls and I kind of agree as I tend to just wear grey trackie bottoms and a hoodie or a zip up jacket
>>73217531
Ahh yes a fellow connoisseur of boyfeet I see
>>73218380
>>73218384
I can laugh at text but it would have to be something really outrageously naughty
>>73218284
thats the opposite of what the video says, its a very genuine message
>>73218348
agreed.
always felt like a whore when I worked private so much fakery. even public sector drone work feels freer and has a greater impact
>>73218412
/fa/
>>73218380
Not edgy enough
>taken 10mg ritalin
>feel nothing
should i take another 10mg?
>>73218348
>tv in the corner
>>73218456
it was a shit joke
>>73218412
dress like a Nordic intellectual
black sweater, black tailored trousers and derbies. You can get away with owning next to no clothes that way as well because everyone just thinks 'wow he has a uniform that's so cool'
i fucked it up lads
>>73218509
>going to bed before 9
lolling
>>73218415
postmodernism is a product of late capitalism
>>73218514
well to be honest the most you'd get out of me from a shit joke in text is a 'heh' almost under my breath
doing shirley on friday
>>73218479
I've tried but a lot of that is /streetwear/ and, honestly, most people are gonna think you look like a cunt in most of the stuff they wear and they also spend way too fucking much on their clothes.
I've seen people wearing mid-range clothes that look so much better than most of the stuff you see on /fa/
>dress like a Nordic intellectual
>black sweater, black tailored trousers and derbies. You can get away with owning next to no clothes that way as well because everyone just thinks 'wow he has a uniform that's so cool'
>>73218380
>2020-3
>being a rasheed
>>73218415
but there is less multiculturalism in the ex-soviet blocs
>>73218527
i changed my mind and took it after dinner instead
>>73218509
ritalin is a meme. adderal or bust
>>73218314
might 'ank to this
>>73218581
>taking it with food
you goofed
>>73218415
environmentalism is a result democracy and science
multiculturalism is a result of capital labour flows
political correctness is a result of mutliculturalism+democracy
whoever made the second half of that pic is an idiot
My back hurts
>>73218620
ah fuck do i have to poo my food out then take another 10?
>>73218563
I've lurked there for years. There's so much autistic shit that gets posted but in amongst it there are some gems.
>>73218539
no
>>73218580
there should be another line going to "accept defeat and slowly implement market reform"
post frogs
drinking some drugs
>>73218640
if you haven't built up a tolerance 10mg should be fine even with food
The free market is a meme
british people pronounce yoghurt and vitamin wrong
If you wear anything from /fa/ you will be seen as an autistic school shooter unless you have an extremely nice face
>>73218395
>>73218512
This is a hotel obviously
Got the old superking bed to myself again hahha
Ha
>>73218464
A 30k salary with great hours, job security and the potential for actual impact provides me with a much greater quality of life than my private sector job for almost double pay did.
>>73218399
>tfw possibly have Marfan's Syndrome
heart valve might rupture at any moment and kill me
>>73218658
what about the failures of capitalism?
>>73218646
Ok, I'll check it out again.
It also goes to show how stupid they look when they have these meetups and they all just look like a right bunch of oddball cunts.
got really small hands, but I have come to accept it
dayum Trump is thicc af
>>73218702
less severe than the failures of communism
good goy dont let those big bad job providers get you
>>73218674
how long should it take to kick in? i took it an hour ago. Should i give it another hour then if i still feel nothing take another?
just got some passport photos done
>that little frisson of the first can being cracked open
can't beat the feeling
>30k
>good
the state of modern britain
>>73218745
>>73218756
>frisson
'dit
>>73218749
*half an hour ago
>you said we were only taking in women and children
>these ARE children you racist monster!
>good looking guy
>had plenty of girls
>wanting to find a girl and settle down
>new girl at work
>beautiful blonde girl
>walk past her and make eye contact in an attempt to start a conversation
>she always looks away from me when we make eye contact
WHY?! Look at me, you cunt
>>73218746
thanks to reformist leftist policies.
and 'no' is still not an acceptable answer so don't think you're getting away with it.
>>73218774
*spends half his pay on a pack of fags*
>>73218774
reminder that you can buy more than a pack of ciggies and a beer with that in the UK
>>73218702
Failures of capitalism just breeds other success. That's the beauty of capitalism
this is literally who i imagine is cucking the aus posters
oh yeah the TAXES
that finger thing means TAXES
>>73218749
give it a little longer. iirc ritalin doesn't hit you all at once like adderall, it's a more subtle ramp-up
>>73218816
>reformist leftist policies = communism
ah yes
>>73218838
kangaroos are fucking hardcunts
>>73218774
>>73218774
I save almost a grand a month and I live in zone 1
>>73218833
but it doesn't spread. it compounds and poverty entrenched.
also
>>73218816
>>73218755
nice receding hairline bro
>>73218786
mate you fucking want a go
>>73218872
>slowly implemented market reforms = capitalism
ah yes
love is all you need
what's a decent graduate starting salary?
>>73218816
>THANKS to BUZZWORD leftist POLICIES
ah yes
>>73218957
12k
>>73218928
fine "mixed market capitalism"
>>73218885
wrong. in a mixed market capitalist society, you help you fellow man and you help yourself
>>73218944
love saves the day
manlets crying, losing hope
just looked at american salaries, mouthwatering
didn't know we lived in a 2nd world country
>>73218957
27k
>>73218954
LOVE the shape of her chebs
If you earned 30k (49k in AUD) in Sydney you would legit be near the poverty line.
Considering London is significantly more expensive, how do people survive on that?
>>73218957
20k anything under that you might as well 'cide
>>73219016
by not spending all their money on VB and coke
>>73218412
wear different colours top and bottom so that they contrast, vary the colours day-to-day. you can wear t-shirts or polo shirts or whatever, its basically just about having a contrasting colour.
slim jeans seem to work better than straight jeans, avoid skinny jeans unless youre really small or skinny.
going shopping with one of your girl critics is useful if you want one or two specific outfits but they will spend your money like its nothing
>>73219028
>gif
fuck off
>>73218807
post pic
>>73219000
But the cost of living there is higher so it makes no difference
>>73219016
maybe cost of living is lower
>>73218978
mixed market capitalism wasn't your original argument.
>>73218963
not an argument. Reform isn't a buzzword.
>>73219016
London is not that expensive
>>73218991
imagine him being a total goober
>>73219016
living costs are higher in australia, so wages are higher in turn
retard
>>73219053
>higher cost of living
Not really, especially in Texas
>>73218957
Work fulltime for a good £16k. Such is life in the north.
>>73219053
>But the cost of living there is higher
Literally isn't you lying shitbag
>>73219053
it's not though
>>73219102
What's it like in Austin? Marrying a yank and considering moving there
>>73219071
Me in second place
The trouble with arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
>>73219070
quite retarded of you to assume I was talking about a pure capitalist system, which exists in no country, as opposed to mixed market capitalism.
>>73219071
used to see a girl whose mum owned 3 houses in Shanghai
hmmm, should not have ditched her after reading this
>>73219135
can i ask, what was your 5 year strategy for obtaining yank gf?
>>73219000
we have way more hidden costs, particularly health care, child care, rent, and transportation
Do poms actually think Sydney is more expensive than London?
>>73219157
quite retarded of you to assume I was talking about a pure communist system, which exists in no country, as opposed to state communism.
london literally isn't even that expensive
maybe in comparison to the rest of the UK yes, but the rest of the country is a fucking dump
Apparently 3% of my city is Poles. But I have never met one. Feels weird.
>>73219135
I haven't been there but my friend in Houston said it's very nice
>>73219071
This is relative to national wages. You can live like a king in Moscow if you earn a salary in dollarydoos/pounds/euros.
>in 2013/14 income in the top and bottom fifth of households was £80,800 and £5,500, respectively, before taxes and benefits (15:1). After tax and benefits, household income disparities are significantly reduced to £60,000 and £15,500 (4:1).[2]
god bless progressive tax systems
>>73219188
the evidence says it is?
>>73219200
I was assuming you were talking about state communism you actual drooling retard
business idea: knock down most of the uk
>>73217765
perfectly ripe
>>73219226
>£4000 disappears
Makes me think.
>>73219046
>take a girl shopping with you
Good idea, man! I'm going to ask a girl I know to go with me. I've got a general idea and honestly I'm not completely style inept, I just like comfy clothes and kind of hate shopping for clothes.
ANTI JUST
>>73219188
yeh
>>73219235
not communism
>>73219254
is this real?
>>73219241
But why don't Americans celebrate it?
>>73219202
>£5 for a pint
>>73219278
I like his style
>>73219188
it is
>>73219202
>ut the rest of the country is a fucking dump
disagree strongly
>>73219314
no its a figment of your imagination
>>73219202
>Rent Prices in Mogadishu are 93.88% lower than in London
Expensive as fuck
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=United+Kingdom&country2=Somalia&city1=London&city2=Mogadishu
>>73219307
>state communism isn't real communism
have memes gone too far?
Wish I had a child.
>>73219254
well, i would quite like to have sex with her i suppose
>>73219336
ah yes the countryside where barely anyone lives and there's no services or shops in walking distance
>>73219351
Libertarian paradise
>>73219228
Can i rent a 2 bedroom apt. In the centre of london for 1500 GBP a month?
If not then your "evidence" is wrong.
How do I get a Polish gf?
>>73219368
it's almost as if the people are what make london shit
had a good swim today lads
>>73219359
A practical example of socialism would be mixed market capitalism.
>>73219224
this
Seoul is incredibly cheap unless you want to buy a house (though you still get far, far more for your money than most major English cities) European stuff such as clothing has a pretty big mark up too.
>>73219386
be black
>>73219254
Is having sex with a girl like this really any better than having sex with a slightly fat, maybe slightly retarded girl? Like I don't really see how you could articulate the way in which it is
>>73219325
seems about right. i pay $6 or $7 for a pint of anything that isn't pisswater, and consumables in general seemed to be equivalent dollars to pounds last time i visited
>>73219368
I lived in a village of 150 people for 9 years and we had 3 pubs, a church, a shop, a farmers shop and a community centre.
>>73219386
Go to Krakow and find one. When I was there last year I saw an enormous amount of gorgeous women.
>>73218380
oh but I am
>>73219417
I'm a Pakistani.
>>73219381
ye you can
>>73219386
I dated a polish girl at uni for a bit
nice but dim
>>73219413
mixed market capitalism is not socialism. the means of production are not seized
Imagine living in Stourbridge.
>>73219464
Best kind of girl.
>>73219418
Sex in general has always been pretty disappointing for me compared to masturbation desu.
>>73219465
It is regulated by the state.
need a qt gf to cuddle
I hate Pakis
>>73219465
that's not what socialism is ;)
>>73219508
>regulated by the state = socialism
very interesting. so every country is socialist then I guess
>>73219549
I hate you
>>73219493
maybe you're gay
>>73219561
yes
Time for a new
>>73219527
Need a gf, as long as she is not morbidly obese or physically deformed it is ok.
>>73219577
I know you are, but what am I?
>ywn go to an early 90s M25 rave
;_;
fucking stream went down before the goal.
who uses twitch for illegal stuff fuck sake
>>73219547
>wedding ring
>>73219622
you're my yank bf
>>73219547
she's female and she has moobs
the fuck
>>73219631
she failed my requirements
>>73219623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSKQR0k6tUY
>>73219593
beggars cant be choosers
What are the best things to do in London besides the London Eye and celebrity wax museums?
>>73219671
Erm, yes I can sweetie.
>>73218412
Vary colours
I always wear a jacket (either one of my blue wool ones or a green quilted one), a collared shirt - usually blue or chequered , and chino or moleskin trousers, but some people like corduroy , best to have your trousers a different colour.
Also a jumper for when its cold