/brit/

Industrial beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JXgpiV4sU

Fuck me

anime

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anime

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Why is Trump pushing for a war with North Korea and Iran?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/842724011234791424
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/827478751931924480

Makes me think...

amine

>4chan mark

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Anime

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man

>One in 500 people in Leeds has HIV, latest figures show.
Absolute state of Leeds and Yorkshire as a whole.

>>73166155
Iran recently started dumping the petrodollar too.

>>73166100
jenga

the whistles you get on lollypops never work

AND IT'S OUR, OUR, OUR COUNT-UH-REE
YEAH
AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING
IT'S OUR BORDER RIGHTS

>>73166155
t. third_eye_dreamer.blogspot.net

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Channel 4 is moving it's headquarters to Birmingham

The Midlands Engine is booming

>>73166214
dont think its a whistle lad

>>73166155
I can understand North Korea, someone needs to deal with them sooner or later and China is refusing to.


Iran seems basically because Israel and Saudi Arabia want war.

>>73166241
what is it

>>73166201
>tfw had some gay experiences

went through a strange period 2014-2016 2bh

do you kiss your friends on the cheek when greeting them?

don't care for moeshit

>>73166155
No president can be dumped in a case of ongoing war

what happens in rural scotland (far up north)
is it nice?

>>73166270
Literally wank each one of my mates off as a greeting when the lads link up

>>73166270
not my english ones, but my spanish friends always go in for the kiss so i've sort of become used to it

>>73166269
tell us what happened lad

>>73166201
Which Hitchens?

>>73166281
sheepshagging

>>73166270
girls yes
lads no

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX9EIqNo8XU

>>73166270
always greet my friends with a hard bumming

Ari lads needs to go cycle a bit and then romantic date with this chick who sells fake boobs for a plastic surgery clinic. Enjoy making memories to tell the gradkids about.x

>>73166320
bit gay

Wouldn't mind a fit girlfriend

>>73166270
go for a long, hard kiss on the lips
my best mates and i use tongues

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going to unironically start writing a dystopian alternate future novel about the possibility of a Labour Party victory in 2020 and Jeremy Corbyn becoming Prime Minister.

the context of such an event would have been an utter failure in polling systems to calculate the sheer amount of immigrants, students and old workers unionists that showed up to vote for Corbyn while the smug self confidence of Tory voters meant many failed to show up to vote.

this would also overlap with the United Kingdom having left the EU, Northern Ireland reunified with the Republic of Ireland, and Scotland having left the United Kingdom, essentially killing it. England and Wales are now a destabilised, economically ruined rump nation, and Tories and Blairites are publicly vilified.

The Corbyn regime would begin benign, but slowly become like many Student Unions today- extremely censorious, politically correct to the max, stifling free speech and then no-platforming politicians, activists and writers. The right-wing tabloid newspapers would be banned publications. It wouldn't become a full blown Stalinist state, but the novel would see England move closer and closer to the far-left as Corbyn begins adopting Cuban and other South American style policies. The monarchy would be abolished without a vote offered to the people, and British Army coups would be attempted but thwarted. Far-right militias like a resurrected National Front based in Wales would spring up and violence would be rampant on the streets along with hyperinflation and poverty. A purposely weakened border would give way to more mass immigration and terrorist attacks.

I think a setting like this could be very interesting for a story tbqh

>>73166304
two men sucked me off in separate incidents after getting with them at clubs

one in barcelona and one on some Thai island

basically alcohol and a bad breakup happened. sent me off the rails a bit

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>>73166100
MENTIONED

>>73166100
>pass user

fucking crying

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just text the ex gf

>>73166355
everyone does that here
girls get 1 kiss on both cheeks and boys get a handshake

>>73166391
>captcha cucks

Anyone got any spare reasons to live?

Asking for a mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk

planning

>cant ask the meaning of "alri" because everyone will make fun of me

haha baldy paki really hates being ignored doesn't he

>>73166427
sort yourself out mate
bet you think 4chans running out of money

>>73166457
it means fuck off nip

>>73166457
Hahaha

>>73166370
Ah yes telling people about your projects so you get the dopamine rewards of achieving something without having to do shit. Howling currently

Adidas>>>>Nike

Puma>>>>>>>>>>>>Adidas>>>>Nike

>>73166453
don't reply to it

>>73166457
Short for "alright?" which is short for "are you alright?" which really means "how are you doing?".

t. expert

>>73166261
just a hole to increase friction between the 'candy' (inb4 FOY) and the stick

>>73166403
french society in general is rather bent

>>73166457
it's short for "alright" which is in itself a shortening of "are you alright?". We use it as a greeting.

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>>73166488
i love my nmds though

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>>73166493
bender

>>73166496
why would a hole help increase fiction :thinkingemoji:

>>73164350
louis deserves to be shot

>>73166498
you would fit perfectly here then haha

>>73166488
What difference does it make, you'll virgin walk in them either way

do you like chips

>>73166425
>draw
>Leicester
>draw
>draw

>>73166569
hot chips or cold chips

>>73166477
a bad poster

>>73166478
a normal poster

>>73166493
>>73166504
good posters

do you like burgers

business idea: become a sexy grill reporter, tease everyone with newly acquired goods, ???, file a lawsuit and make bank

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39492854

>>73166569
I like putting custard on chips

>>73166425
how can they draw at 2/1 if one side gets 2 and one side gets 1 isn't it not a draw?

>>73166569
Not a massive fan of chips. I keep it basic with walkers and the odd packet of quavers.

>>73166609
The food? Yeah really enjoy them. Nothing better to order when out in a restaurant in my opinion.

>>73166609
For me, it's McChicken® Sandwich

>>73166320
yeah same except some of the close lads get a little kissy too

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Woah....

can't wait for the games later. haven't been able to watch a premier league games in months thanks to work and my gf

tonight i can just sit back with some whiskey and enjoy it

>>73166569
>>73166609
McDonalds marketer spotted

>>73166453
should be ihatenormies.jpg

normie """men""" do the same sort of shit

>>73166663
yeah the very close ones but most lads just get a hand

>>73166453
based Vonnegut reduced to shoddy, 2-bit memes. SAD!

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>>73166569
>>73166609
no. nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

gayest experience of mine was probably when I was in a gay porno for $300

>>73166488
>rating Puma
alri African

>>73166685
fuck off normie

>>73166757
link

finally figured out this "vegetarianism" malarkey lads
*eats delicious spicy bean burger with tomato, mayo, lettuce and spinach"

>>73166673
She's going to get BLACKED when she's older

>>73166743
Yank and Brit bombers could have burnt him in Dresden 1945. SAD!

>>73166768
didn't you pretend to get laid? fuck off fake normie

the grapes of wrath is the only good american book
rest is shite

>tfw spanish
>tfw kiss everyone i meet
>tfw btfoing embarrassed normies

my farts reek tonight

>>73166803
wtf are you on about soba-noodle boi?

>>73166749
Is that Kim Kardashian?
Isn't she meant to be a super attractive sex icon, she just looks like a fat cunt

*gets brain damage*
woah wtf i love infowars now

>>73166749
skinny girls feel shit though what are you on about

>>73166816
>not rating faulkner and cormac mccarthy

>>73166749
would much rather shag kim

>>73166816
Name one (1) french book

gf un-broke up with me lads
don't mind being whipped, i have a gf

Can someone point me in the direction of 'the lads'?

>>73166816
steinbeck is shit

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>>73166855
She was pregnant with North at the time.

so here we are then
the so-called "lads"

>>73166872
i let that happen once, then she re-broke up with me again a few months later. nothing worse than getting double dumped and that's what you've inevitably got coming lad

>>73166861
>faulkner
debatable
>cormac mccarthy
>authors who are still alive

>>73166871
Voyage au bout de la nuit

>>73166908
What an unoriginal post, clearly a copy of >>73166876

>>73166811
refer to:
>>73166262

>>73166872
a gf who doesn't respect you. pitiful.

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>Gibraltar accuses EU of behaving like a 'cuckolded husband'

>>73166908
The older order changeth, yielding place to new. God fulfils himself in many ways. And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world.

Weirdly don't feel as guilty when I wank to twinks and pretty lads as much as I do when I wank to traps and trannies

Quite amusing that even in grime the white man is the best (devlin)

>5/10 or above girl talks to me
>i get a boner and drizzle a bit of cum
THE STATE OF ME LADS

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>He was then deployed to Europe to fight in World War II, and was captured by the Germans during the Battle of the Bulge. He was interned in Dresden and survived the Allied bombing of the city by taking refuge in a meat locker of the slaughterhouse where he was imprisoned.

Brits should have bombed Dresden into atoms

@39
this has been posted 20-25 you squeeky little fucking beta nonce

>>73166965
I get this with all girls but it has to be some sort of contact not just talking. This chubby girl at work touched me yesterday and when I went to the toilet my bellend was sticky with precum.

>>73166965
Always wanted to post this myself haha very relatable

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>>73166990
>this has been posted 20-25

Kurt Vonnegut: utter hack

>>73166988
hmm..why the hate for Vonnegut is what I want to know

>>73166920
ummm check the archives i posted it about 6 months ago

>>73166936
she has sex with me though

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I've been thinking this for a while now

cumeatingcuckolds > BLACKED > cuckoldsessions > blacksonblondes

>>73167031
He's literally "reddit", whatever that means.

how come americans cant make good books lads

>>73166913
>relationships end
woah...
really stimulated the synapses...

>>73167031
because his works totally have created this hack called haruki murakami

no hard feeling to himself tho

20-25 times

>>73166673
>has only just learned how to not shit herself
>can already say 'stethoscope'

sort your priorities out Sophia you fucking waste of time

>>73167119
oh, wuu2? x

>>73167076
>bait
but here's your (You) anyway
>what is Walden

I've been thinking about adding some filters but I have a fear of missing out

>>73167060
Don't see why anyone's having a pop at her. We all immigrated here at some point whether it be 5 years ago or 500 years ago. We're not eternally thankful, why should she have to be?

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http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/take-in-migrants-or-leave-eu-tells-hungary-and-poland-rscwfgtwn

>>73167118
every murakami book is the same but i've read like 4 or 5 of his books all the same

they're comfy but not very good

how big is he in japan

HOWLING
https://youtu.be/R69V4lzpDcE?t=46s

>>73166913
this happened to a friend and it turned out she spent the time lining up a new man, lest she be single for one day

>>73167104
it's more the fact that she will be the one ending it, not him. and her doing it twice

>>73167180
but the EU isn't a tyrannical distatorship

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FUCK lads something really weird going on
>look up a specific porn vid on fav porn website
>not there
>find somewhere else
>hours later pops on fav porn site
>same thing happened today

>>73167180
based EU

>>73167180
CRASHING THIS UNION

ryu murakami = good
haruki murakami = shit

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Christopher Hitchens, a student of the prestigious University of Oxford.

Peter Hitchens, a student of the University of
>York

>>73166673
glad that the internet wasn't around for my parents to post embarrassing shit about me as a child for all to see

>>73167224
What?

>>73167249
'OOOOOOOOWLING

>haha yeah we'll take all the good stuff, cheers for the remittances and the massive economic opportunity
>you want BROWN PEOPLE to come HERE? nah we'll just take the good stuff thanks
t. poland

>>73167224
don't understand this post

>>73167249
york's pretty decent

hahah I want that szechuan sauce for my nuggets now

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Reagan was such a based presi-

thats it boys. im moving to scotland and no one can stop me.

>>73167249
Christopher Hitchens: Fat alcoholic that supported the Iraq war and died because he thought he looked good smoking.

Peter Hitchens: Frogfaced mong that wants to live in the 1920s and doesn't support anything.

>>73167267
I like how you're implying brown people are bad whilst trying to sound progressive.

>>73167300
bye x

>>73167300
Fuck off we voted brexit

>>73167248
mad, was gonna buy in the miso soup yesterday but bought uzumaki volumes 1-3 instead

can't get over how smoky this scotch is lads

>>73167262
>>73167276
it's straight forward, I keep searching for specific porn vids on my fav porn website, they aren't there, then within a few hours they're uploaded by someone

>>73167288
America is an immigrant nation.

Did 110mg of Ritalin today - feels fucking incredible lads. Did 5 hours of revision and had an amazing wank

>>73167326
>i don't understand what pretending to be poland is

>Gary Lineker is living in a literal cuckshed
Fuck me lads, I'm not sure how much I enjoy this timeline.

havent had a beeriod in almost a week lads

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>>73167300
>tfw unironically scottish and in scotland right this second

>>73167361
What?

>>73167323
>the 1920s
Why pick a degenerate modernist decade?

Peter's an 1890s kind of man

>>73167360
I haven't seen you unclog a single toilet. 2/10

>>73167300
*ties your shoe laces together*

Can't stop farting eggy farts.

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>/leftypol/ is still down

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this whole hipster trap business is quite good

christopher hitchens: based, anti islam intellectual

peter hitchens: boring, unironic godsquad anti-intellectual

>>73167348
isnt that because theyre new videos and take a little time to get around

>>73167356
good la'

if you ever get the opportunity to try 4F-MPH then try it, it's just ritalin except it lasts longer

>>73166673
>using and abusing your child for internet likes

>>73167410
Bank holiday on Thursday btw
>>73167418
reddit is up m8

>>73167400
you monster

>>73167181
very, very big

>>73167428
no, they weren't new at all

>>73167393
woah bit racist there thailad don't appreciate that kind of so-called "banter"

>>73167443
Nice

>>73167418
Howling at this image

fun fact: interstellar made $130,117 in vietnam

reply to this post or you're gay

Christopher Hitchens: wee

Peter Hitchens: poo

>>73167427
they're both very clever but Christopher actually has points to make while Peter is just a contrarian whiner

>>73167378
His ex-wife is now living in his house while pregnant with her new boyfriend's child.

>>73167469
That is not a fun fact at all

>>73167464
FREEZE THE POLES, ICE POLES NOW

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>THA RAHSHEDS AVE TAKIN AN ABLOUSLOOT BATTARIN ON BRIT TAHDAY

phimosis

>>73167443
the left wing subreddits are not good for shitposting at all

wish i was in a relationship

>NO, DIVERSITY DIDN’T KILL MARVEL’S COMIC SALES
>by Charles Paul Hoffman
>Hoffman

hm ye

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>>73166673
>432,000 likes

>ywn EVER see a new moonglove ASMR video in your lifetime

wake me up

>>73167514
lol x

>>73167470
northern ireland

https://youtu.be/ysPeI6eojeY
BREXITEERS BTFO
LITTLE ENGLANDERS BTFO
RACISTS BTFO

>>73167523
>muh german surnames are jewish

FECK OFF

7 billion peopled turned gay by not responding to a post on 4chan. so this is the power of the internet...

>Pop culture is left wing
>High culture is right wing

this makes sense

>>73167520
just go

>getting mad about black people being in your comics
ahaha alri autismo

>>73167573
i think you mean 6,999,999,999 because u were already gay

>>73167521
overrated

>>73167607
not for me

>>73167573
literally shaking rn

>2 bank holidays coming up
>working both of them
>double pay

weeey lads i'm in the money this month

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Name a More Iconic Duo

>>73167599
no u

>>73167573
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

about to hit the big 7.5 bil

>>73167515
Used to have this up until about 13

>>73167180
>You cannot blackmail the EU, unity has a price
sounding a bit totalitarian here

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>>73167495
How the fuck do you still get cucked when you're famous and rich

50,000 people used to post here

Now it's a ghost thread

>>73167656
did you end up seeing that ladyboy

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https://www.xvideos.com/video26693693/scandale_sextape_guinee-_un_ancien_ministre_en_position_de_tue-moi_dans_une_video

>>73167659
rock paper scissors?

I choose rock

ASOS is quite handy

>>73167060
>But what America did was a basic human obligation. It is the obligation of every person born in a safer room to open the door when someone in danger knocks. It is your duty to answer us, even if we don’t give you sugary success stories. Even if we remain a bunch of ordinary Iranians, sometimes bitter or confused. Even if the country gets overcrowded and you have to give up your luxuries, and we set up ugly little lives around the corner, marring your view. If we need a lot of help and local services, if your taxes rise and your street begins to look and feel strange and everything smells like turmeric and tamarind paste, and your favourite shop is replaced by a halal butcher, your schoolyard chatter becoming ching-chongese and phlegmy “kh”s and “gh”s, and even if, after all that, we don’t spend the rest of our days in grateful ecstasy, atoning for our need.
wanted to defend her or say it was more nuanced but i think she's just legitimately trying to piss off rorkes

>>73167698
This is quite handy too
*slips my hand down your boxers*

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what is your opinion about those who use anime pics to try to show themselves or his/her posts cute?

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member this
mental

>>73167660
Keep forgetting how populous Mexico is

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant

>>73167687
No, if I'm really bored one evening have nothing else going on I'll probably pop over hers and see what all the fuss is about. Will Inspect her arsehole and if it's not hairy and is a nice clean bp I might go for it desu

>>73167740
some had her at 98%

>>73167724
not sure what you look like so cannot roleplay back in good jest sorry

>>73167756
hmm

how many times can you sign up to netflix/amazon prime for a free trial?

>>73167756
end was fucking shit

rest was good though

talking to some foreign bint who asked me for some lesser known British music and i literally havent got a clue so I said Elton John and now she's laughing at me

>>73166673
>racists care about skin colour
Retarded

>>73167756
Same mate, I cried about 4 times during it proper sobbing tears.

Only watched it once, don't wait to spoil what an amazing experience it was by watching it again

>>73167767
don't forget your arsehole inspecting glasses

walked past someone wearing a hijab in belfast today. fucking england.

>with dad in Barca for second time last friday
>get in tourbus for north route of the city (last time took South route)
>Recognize qt catalan tour guide from last year
>Dont say shit because she obviously wouldnt remember cause she sees faces daily
>No two seats available
>give dad Seat and stand next to him
>QT catalan tourguide tells me I have to sit
>Shrug and sit where Im standing, get a few laughs from other Passengers and tour guide
>Tell her I need parential guidance as a joke and cant leave my dads side
>She giggles and points me to a Seat next to An older Aussie lady like one Seat behind hers
>Proceed bants with tourguide and old Aussie lady, tour guide keeps making cracks at me
>Tell old Aussie lady she was mean to me last year too (a joke)
>Tour guide asks what she did last year
>Dad is older and I wanted to club but had no one to go with
>Told her Ill share and forgive if shes willing to give me a tour of the city at night
>She agrees
>Exchange numbers
>meet when shes off shift and go clubbing with her Friends
>Nice people
>Mad flirting with tour guide, text dad Ill be back at the hotel early in the morning
>She takes me to her place
>We fug :DD, arms back and chest constantly catching her nails
>Passionate sex, lots of movement, use functional strength to toss her around a bit
>Shes loving it
>Afterwards says all guys here are either Skinny or fat (true) and that Im built and strong AF (Im not) and is constantly still touching me
>Spend the rest of the night sharing stories and bashing Spanish people while cuddling
>Go back to hotel next morning
>Dad high fives me
>Prepare for flight back
>Never kept to my end of the deal

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>>73167694
SIZZORS

>>73167800
Thanks

>>73167730
There's a whole fucking website to discuss your noncey cartoons, why are you here?

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture so FUCK OFF you chinky eyed freak

>>73167791
bit uncultured lad

flatmate's food looks dire

>>73167829
yeah i know
please give me recs

quorn is actually an alright substitute

>>73167682
yup
have you heard what Guy Verhofstadt keeps saying? He wants to end the way every country must agree to something before it happens because thats "not democratic" and instead wants a majority rules type thing as if we're one big country

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fun fact: iceland built a long road into the sea just so the interstellar crew could use it

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>>73167816
dunno who won lol

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.. Yeah man, like, I knew this one guy who was like REAL into hunting and shit, and he said that this one time he was out camping in the middle of the fuckin woods somwehere, a fucking bear came into his tent and tried to fucking eat the dude man! I mean like, wooah, could you imagine that? A fuckin bear literally trying to eat you in your sleep and shit. Imagine the power those things have man. That's like, what 600 pounds. And them fuckin claws man...

Jamie pull up that video of that baby getting eaten by a bear..

>>73167811
shant desu

Oh my god I made the mistake of watching women eat food on YouTube and now I'm all horny again

Someone come over and suqq my dick please

>>73167791
Tell her some grime

>>73167863
thats not fun at all

>>73167858
bought some by mistake and cooked it like Chicken. Literally turned to coal

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>>73167826
>anime
>not british culture

>>73167889
shant be doing that

>>73167811
which club did you go to then

i've clubbed in barcelona a lot so be quick and accurate with your information lest you come across as a liar

>>73167872
winning doesn't matter its the taking part that counts~

>>73167910
not really quorn's fault, read the instructions

>>73167505
>>73167909
oh fuck off

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>>73167740
will always love drumpf for that election cycle even if he is a terrible president

>havent had sex in a month
>literally leak pre-cum when I hug hot girls
>always around hot girls because the lads have hot gfs and their friends are hot

>>73167937
Well I feel better, I don't know about you.
>>73167940
no fuck quorn for not being chicken

1-8 do it

9 0 - dont

>>73167811
nice one lad

but FOY

>>73167928
Well I would've impressed her with my knowledge of the underground scene whilst she thinks you're a wetwipe

anti grime rorkes btfo

>>73167931
opium

all the pakis downstairs with their personal hookah station blowing rings are laughable

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>see this article encouraging americans to get married to random people without health insurance or to get married to illegal immigrants so they don't get deported
>check the name
>Nona Willis Aronowitz
>Aronwitz

hmmm.....

>>73167998
alri callum

>>73167931
The one with the big bar and the dj

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>>73167911
i will defend anime to my last breath

>>73168039
thats a coincidence idiot

>>73168039
so... you be sayin... that jews
jews be sayin that
they hate america and sheeit?

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>>with dad in Barca for second time last friday
>>get in tourbus for north route of the city (last time took South route)
>>Recognize qt catalan tour guide from last year
>>Dont say shit because she obviously wouldnt remember cause she sees faces daily
>>No two seats available
>>give dad Seat and stand next to him
>>QT catalan tourguide tells me I have to sit
>>Shrug and sit where Im standing, get a few laughs from other Passengers and tour guide
>>Tell her I need parential guidance as a joke and cant leave my dads side
>>She giggles and points me to a Seat next to An older Aussie lady like one Seat behind hers
>>Proceed bants with tourguide and old Aussie lady, tour guide keeps making cracks at me
>>Tell old Aussie lady she was mean to me last year too (a joke)
>>Tour guide asks what she did last year
>>Dad is older and I wanted to club but had no one to go with
>>Told her Ill share and forgive if shes willing to give me a tour of the city at night
>>She agrees
>>Exchange numbers
>>meet when shes off shift and go clubbing with her Friends
>>Nice people
>>Mad flirting with tour guide, text dad Ill be back at the hotel early in the morning
>>She takes me to her place
>>We fug :DD, arms back and chest constantly catching her nails
>>Passionate sex, lots of movement, use functional strength to toss her around a bit
>>Shes loving it
>>Afterwards says all guys here are either Skinny or fat (true) and that Im built and strong AF (Im not) and is constantly still touching me
>>Spend the rest of the night sharing stories and bashing Spanish people while cuddling
>>Go back to hotel next morning
>>Dad high fives me
>>Prepare for flight back
>>Never kept to my end of the deal

>>73168006
fair play never been there

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>>73167957
not sure how i feel about it now because every time you mention polls about anything people screech "b-but trump"
v. annoying

>>73168039
http://theothernwa.com/about
>that nose
definitely one of the (((chosen people)))

>>73168039
cool it with the anti semitism ok?

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>>73167986

>>73168098
>Nate Silver is Jewish

lol

lol

>>73168040
'ri

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heard posting anime here will always get you at least one (You)

never really minded jews until i talked to a group of them about palestine in a lecture
very bluepilled lot they are

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>>73168126
>when you're gonna reply to a post, but then don't but forget to clear the number and use it in the next completely unrelated reply.

>>73168126
was rolling to quit smoking desu

got some filters at the mall on a tindz date

that baccy is rank though this is the perfect time to do a quit

>>73168154
Bluepilled for others

Redpilled and right wing among themselves

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>when you reply to a post thinking it's mean't for you but it infact wasn't at all

>>73168154
>palestine
you mean the state of israel mate?

>>73168088
i wasnt the lad you were responding to tbf. just wanted to mention the only club ive been to in barcelona

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>>73168144
correct!

>>73168194
>that baccy is rank though
I expected as much. I feel bilked that it was in a goldy V box.

>>73168220
nah i mean palestine...?

Just shat out a fat poo

nate silver is a top tier statistician and was still the most accurate poll aggregator

Marriage as a concept is outdated and and pointless.

MURPH

JANNNY

>>73168258
big vagina?

>>73168242
just looked at the map
it was called israel
u ok mate?

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>>73168228

>>73168320

>>73168258
All all fannys like that? Never seen one irl.

>>73166310
Peter

>>73168329
giving this one a wide berth during real janny hours

>>73168296
i mean i appreciate you supporting the jewish occupation lad but we both know what i mean when i say palestine :^)

>>73168348
hmmm

>>73168258
I imagine that would feel amazing to put my willy inside

>>73168375
>jewish occupation
no such thing you antisemite

>>73168347
so, all the rich people left hackney?

>>73168347
thank you based dianne

>have a gay bloke as a friend
>he keeps pushing to get me to go to gay bars with him
>because 'its not fair I always have to go to straight bars"
>its his birthday this weekend and hes desperate enough that he's made his own plans for it
>says if were his mates we should join him out at the gay bars this weekend and celebrate his birthday
>i literally have absolutely 0 intention of doing this

Do i just end the friendship? These gay bars are REALLY fucking gay. Im talking dudes dancing on each other and making out and smacking your arse

>>73168418
>i can't read a legend: the post
good bait, i'm biting

>>73168418
other way round

>>73168348
does this shrink back down

>>73168442
>>73168449
dont see any blue bits on the right

>>73168441
maybe just deal with it, enjoy the free drinks and support your friend on his birthday

>Spend 2 hours on omegle
>dont find a signle chick
what is a horny guy supposed 2 do??

>>73168348
>>73168258
oh I've seen the video this is from
it's pretty good

>>73168441
are you so closeted and insecure that you're afraid you'll have your inner gay revealed?

>>73168451
yes