/brit/

Bad edition

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the gf

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anime

>>73163424
first is worst

>>73163435
second is best

third is the one with the golden chest

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Trump is a fascist

mUFSUA DFRUMPF

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The vote that saved Britain

>>73163458
What is a fascist?

obamacare is dead haha
fuck you poor people

>>73163491
A white straight cis male in power

fake thread, here's the real one

>>73162029
>>73162029
>>73162029
>>73162029

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Just got my evening kettlebell workout in, popped a shroomtech, sippin on some caveman coffee, p comfy. Bout to smoke a bowl and do some research online. Knowledge is power you fucks

Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but‼ NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First 1 thing that’s different ⁉ No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my1 one arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family

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Just watched the original IT miniseries, was alright but some of the effects were cheesy af

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any libdem man in

would like a better picture of this supposed indonesian christian

Morty That was FAKE I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty That’s my series arc Morty If it takes 9 seasons I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY IT’S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING ‼ SZECHUAN SAUCE FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY

>>73163568
lib dem is further right no?

>>73163565
The acting is the worst part about it. Particularly the adults.

>>73163588
lib dems are now centrist social democrat party #263

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>>73163568
I'm a moderate Tory

whatever happened to that lad with the spastic Danish internet gf

Feel twofaced when irl I'm a normal guy who genuinely loves his black gf, but then when I'm online I'm an actual racist.
Like, my views literally change whenever I'm online.

Brains are weird things

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>>73163568
why yes, I did just read wealth of nations

benis in vajayjay goes

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

cumeatingcuckolds > BLACKED > cuckoldsessions > blacksonblondes

still don't have a gf
bit of a ripoff this

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>>73163619

>>73163665
>being a racist means you have to hate every single person of every other race besides yours at all times
screeching that people still think this

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>/r/The_Donald censoring news about Drumpf signing the privacy bill

top kek

You can see new threads being made about it then quickly deleted

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reminder that the law doesn't apply to the elite; just to plebs like us.

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alri lads

>>73163793
no I don't because I'm not cancer

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Just ate an entire package of bacon lads

Fuck lads just came within inches of crashing at 30-35mph
I wasn't paying attention and had to swerve at the last second and then dodge other traffic but somehow made it

Life flashed before my eyes desu

>>73163793
go back and stay there

business idea: buy autismoyank (Liam)'s info now that his god is letting us

>>73163849
link

>>73163893
http://uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz

Imagine going into jail at 20, coming out at 40 and seeing your world in ruin. To lay in bed at night, knowing you've done nothing with your life must be a hard pill to swallow....sucks that so much of Western youth blindly does the same....a mental prison they're trapped in, happily going along, believing none of it applies to their specific life.

Starting to think looking for a gf might be a bad idea

It's all too risky and the benefits aren't worth it

Ahahaha Bioware gone into administration.

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>>73163905
do u lads want photos?

>>73163665
having an online-only persona is useful until you start laughing to racist jokes in front of your RL friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8

>>73163886
>just
so you parked on the side of the road just to post that on /brit/?

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sums it all up really

wish i was a skilled chemist. for years i've noticed a similar something in weed, bacon (cooked), coffee and garlic. some common chemical which they all possibly share to give off a similar taste and smell. if i was a chemist i'd be able to find out what that particular thing is.

Did not hear ONE mention of sympathy for those who died in the St. Petersberg bombing.

>>73164000
because they were russians

>>73163938
Well 10 minutes ago
There's currently 4 Romanians cleaning the inside of my car

>>73163789
That's not what I said though. When I'm online I literally hate all others and want them out. When #imwithher I get a sense of proportion and don't hate anyone really

>>73163886

You are a retarded faggot. Stop driving if you cant pay attention to the road you dumb nigger.

>>73164021
is that a euphemism?

>>73164047
No, quite literal
It's absolutely filthy aswell

>>73164025
well you're an idiot for painting entire groups of people with the same brush. there are plenty of decent black people, such as your gf. but there is also a disproportionate amount of black people who are pure scum and should have a bullet put in their heads.

>>73163793
literally havent seen anyone talk about the_donald here apart from leftists

got asked on a date by a very handsome gay bloke
im straight but im so lonely im considering going

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really makes you think

YOU CAN NOT BE AGRO LOUIS

IF YOU DECIDE THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO OPEN YOUR DOOR, I SHALL GAIN ACCESS THROUGH THE WINDOW

>>73164142
They'll be trying to fit in her later on if you know what I mean

>>73164144
wonder what happened to that pathetic runt. does he remind you of yourself, phimo?

>>73164119
I know I'm an idiot and I hate myself for it. Feel really guilty.

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pretty much as expected

>>73164131
>im straight but im so lonely im considering going
i feel like this is the case for most gays, especially the traps from here (especially r9k)

Gibraltar

>>73164144
Listening to that I heard literally 95% of everything that was said at least one point in my late teens when I lived with my parents
VERY spooky just how similar people think and talk

>>73164144
that video made me so sad
everyone crying and shouting :(

bazinga

im socially conservative but economically lefty. does that make me BNP?

>>73164164
Nah not really x

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alri

Would it be wise to admit to my yellow fever on my interpals bio? Or should I just say "very interested in Korean and Japanese culture"

>>73164173
"gay" people aren't actually gay, it's just a mutual agreement between gentlemen to fulfil each others pleasure urges
hedonism at it's finest

>>73164144
Best part of that clip is when he pronounces jihadist like joyhadist

got a hankerin for a wankerin

>>73164221
if theyre proper ethnic asians they'll be ok with it, if theyre canadian or american asians youre literally dead in the water

>>73164144
post the video

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>>73164208

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whatever happened to her?

Is what what your life is? All the other people of your age are going around doing stuff

All you're doing, Louis, is rollocking around in your smelly bedroom playing computer games in your pajamas

What a life!

Is that your life?

Is that your life choice, is it?

You can't even talk can you. That's what you've become.

Drinking a Starbucks lads

>>73164301
think enough people told her she was a stupid mong that she didn't go

>>73164301
still walking, they're not much and they have a van to carry their stuff

>>73164286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

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Hello cute Brits :3

>>73164309
alright mate bit too close to home now not funny any more

who the fuck calls their son louis

>>73164163
.i know exactly what u mean ;)

thank you for that addition to my filter

>>73164278
>if theyre proper ethnic asians they'll be ok with it
I literally just came a across a full Korean who in her bio literally says "yellow fever never welcome", so I don't think that's the truth, and think this place is full of beta fags who buy into the yellow cab meme.
But, then again, she does say feminism is one of her hobbies

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>>73164371
DELET

>>73164301
apparently shes in serbia https://www.instagram.com/annaalboth/

>>73164337
ANSWER THE FUCKING MAN, LOUIS
>>73164371

>>73164309
can see why some lads would do a 'cide if thats how their own parents talk to them

>>73164393
It's fine for the french to call their kids louis

but not british people

>>73164225
hardly hedonism, more desperation after failing with the opposite sex

>>73164301
Hahahah daft cunt

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>>73164358

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>It's fine for the french to call their kids louis

>but not british people

>>73164350
fuck me, 99% sure this is what my dad thinks of me.

>>73164301
>>73164337
>>73164396
the last time a woman tried something like this, she got raped and murdered before she even passed through Turkey

>>73164396
>anal both

>>73164432
Loved you in Jupiter Ascending mate

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any welshman in

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>>73164397
>mfw I answered before you thanks to your glorious shitty internet

>>73164309
people like louis feed on their own misery and refuse to accept the fact that its their responsibility - no one else's - to sort their life out. you see exactly the same people on 4chan (phimomong as a prime example). absolute no-hopers who wallow and wank in their so-called depression and use it to garner attention online and expect everyone else to do everything for them.

spoilt lazy manchildren who expect a magic wand to appear and fix everything but that'll never come so they just stagnate for years until the point of no return comes and goes.

>>73164396
>Spring came for good. Flowers blooming everywhere. Team getting better with team work (but still having team meeting: me and 7 guys, when I'm having my period and could kill anyone..., well;). But... ...in the early morning today, in Syria, in a town Khan Sheikhaon, 3 planes bombed the people with seven sarin gas missiles. Many dead and many dead and many injured.

>My facebook is again full of pictures of kids. And we are just in a half of our way... Sweet daisies under my feet, very dark thoughts in my mind.

this doesnt make sense. Is she special needs?

>>73164476
aye dai

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490937430490.webm

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>>73164476

WHAAAAAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

AND YOU'RE JUST BEING EVIL NOW
YOU'RE JUST BEING EVIL

a real hobby , like stamp collecting

>>73164546
REEEEEEEEEE
AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST? IT'S BECAUSE OF YOOOOUU

>>73164568
i collect coins

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>>73164568

>>73164568
my dad was with a married woman for about 3 years while her husband was busy collecting stamps

GET FUCKED WAYNE
GET FUCKED

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>>73164422
I love youuuu :3

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a real hobby, like fanny spotting

>well i just think we should be critical of some aspects of Islam, includ-
>RORKE!!

>>73164630
>3D boys
Gross

I'm confused and lost and aimless and need direction

>when she's online but hasn't replied to your message
hmmmyess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BSDp0w8M8

manc accents lads

>>73164647
Rorke

AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

Just seen someone's pet duck get run over, poor little girl was crying her eyes out. ;_;

>>73164498
do you honestly think depression isn't a real thing or are you just meme'ing

the gf is absolutely going to get LEZZ'd when she goes out for a girl's night with my mate's gf on Saturday

>>73164432
Lewis already exists

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>>73164652
Sorry ;-;

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>>73164527
i fucking love my country so fucking much oh my fucking god

STOP YOU'RE SHOUTING RIGHT NOW

>>73164568
My hobby is trainspotting

>>73164722
>do you honestly believe something you didnt say
erm...no?

>>73164782
bit racist to martians

>>73164756
the fuck are they singing?

Also I'm gonna tell PlusNet to disable your laptop Louise

>>73164782
Woah....

>>73164722
Most people on 4chan who are shut ins who wank all day and never leave their room are self loathing and sad because it's a despicable lifestyle they're living. Wouldn't quite call it depression, which will stick with you even if you're living a healthy and fulfilling life.

>>73164756
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491316403071.webm

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was bluffing to a girl in a semi-joking way that I had an 8 inch cock, now she actually wants to see it and I'm only 6.5"

absolutely fucked it lads

>>73164782
coastlines are natural borders though

>>73164810
the star spangled banner

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That's about right x

THE FIVE NAUGHTS

just ignore hi-
GET FUCKED DAD, GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

>>73164828
What is this from?

>>73164782
err theres clearly a bright blue border

i'm gonna go on omegle tonight lads
any tips?
i did it once beore and i saw many penisses but not much else

>>73164793
What do you get out of it

>>73164848
racist

daily reminder the united states won't exist in 100 years

there WILL be another civil war.

>>73164892
just be yourself and if she looks under 18 close the window IMMEDIATELY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WArKv5ZKLIw&list=PLRsRnp82iaJHXA0MxPri2j3GKPPHCWwjv

Bit of the ol' Godflesh desu lads

>>73164828
Well that's disturbing

>>73164906
>daily reminder the united states won't exist in 100 years
>there WILL be another civil war.
While I do want it to happen I'm not optimisic because nothing exciing happens anymore in first world countries

>>73164893
personal enjoyment

>>73164899

breggsit means breggsit

GET FUCKED WAYNE

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>>73163930

>>73164804
>>73164826
what are you describing is by definition depression

>>73164953
USA won't be a first world country for much longer

>>73164962
How though, not having a pop just help me understand

>>73164527
love that video so much

Well I finally bought a bottle of Laphroaig. It smells amazing lads. So fucking smokey.

>>73164831
Girls cannot judge for shit

My gf is convinced I'm massive and I'm like 6 at max

Not going to correct her though haha

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it's happening lads

are you ready to be enlisted

F I V E

N A U G H T S

hmm
https://archive.org/details/MehdiHasan_201601

>>73164995
Patriotism is vulgar

>>73164880
an art student's youtube channel

>>73165021
mad how you're all screaming for war with spain a few days after brexit lmao

little englander runts will destroy the united kingdom and i love it

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Why are pakis so angry and racist?

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Patriotism is vulgar

>>73164828

>oh! hey sam!
>*ignores her*

howling. Also where the fuck was this filmed? is that a hotel?

fak i'm out of booze and all the bottle shops are closed
what do?|

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>Patriotism is vulgar

finna do a wank lads

>>73165108
Go to 24/7 petrol station.... oh wait nvm

>>73165098
who do you go out of your way to be mad about fringe opinions from nobodies is the more pertinent question i think

85% of beard wearers are using them to cover up their weak jawline

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All liberals are physically weak, middle class snow flakes.

>>73165103
alri red manance

>>73165182
imagine if you had a shit jawline and couldn't grow a beard

just imagine it

>>73165161
>who do you go out of your way to
What did potatoboy mean by this?

>>73165021
spain can get fucked

Married woman at the new job will NOT stop touching me.

apologise for james corden and john oliver

>>73165203
ahh yes daily mail, bastion of journalist integrity and truth

>>73165203
say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens

>>73164527
that a hotel in new york? think ive stayed there

muslims literally hold down their daughters, remove their underwear and forcibly cut off parts of their vaginas with sharp implements.
boys get their dicks forcibly mutilated too.

anyone else think this is a bit wrong? cant really fathom what must be going through a muslims mind when he thinks its ok to treat your own child that way.

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might go gym

so bored

Ppppphhhh HAHAHAHAHA

>>73165228
GET FUCKED SPAIN

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

>>73165264
meet you there, deadlifts today?

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>>73165021
>tfw half Spanish

>>73165252
It's in Kentucky

>>73165259
>muslims literally hold down their daughters, remove their underwear

why is this getting my dick hard

qt girl at work has hairy forearms

should i tell her?

>>73165283
swimming pool

>>73165284
in a year spain will be a part of the UK so you won't be anymore x

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>>73165279
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

>>73165021
This island is overpopulated, we need more living space, maybe some pace in the sun?

>>73165305
what if she's a bloke

I feel a bit dirty for thinking PewDiePie is actually probably an alright lad.

>>73165021
>tfw love spain

FUCK OFF BREXIQUEERS

Americans? More like Fatstupidans haha

>>73165339
If she is a bloke I'd suck her dick dry but I just don't think she realises, it is blonde and think but she should wax it.

>>73165348
r o r k e

war idea: invade spain and carve out an anarcho communist enclave in catalonia

>>73165348
he is a bit cringy but he is with us in the fight against the globalist scum

>>73165203
all the excess testosterone in a righties head makes them think theyre as high on the totem pole as powerful political players

Rescue your father.

>>73165021
i like spain and the spanish but if they try something we should just go ahead and nuke madrid

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>>73165368
>britons? more like britons lolha

How would you even defend Gibraltar, it's literally a rock.

We would have to invade Spain

Whole thing seems a bit ridiculous.

>>73165394
dad legit died in 2011

watched it happen too

We should rename benidorm new grimsby

the wrong hitchens died 2bh. absolutely destroys the jewish prick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4yS08N0xeU

Fella at work told a female colleague that her zip was down on the back of her dress. She said "right, cheers" and kept walking and he shouted at her "come back and I'll zip it up for you!" and she just kept walking. We made eye contact as this was happening and he had the strangest grin on his face.

>>73165409
>We would have to invade Spain
then so be it

>>73165413
haha unlucky kid

>>73165409
seems like it would be pretty simple to just nuke the area around it and turn it into an island

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rg0Z520ZVw

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>all the excess testosterone in a righties head makes them think theyre as high on the totem pole as powerful political players

>>73165409
they dug a network of tunnels in the rock the last time spain tried to invade

we just need to set up some defences

>>73165413
what happen

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ahh yes, Britain

>>73165473
some guy called cardiac arrested him

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R8

>>73165470
im bigger and hairier than any /pol/ack lanklet here

think we are actually going to meme a war with spain into existence

no matter how stupid it seems right now

>>73165500

did he die in custody

>>73165467
Never understood why Mr Bean was so popular abroad.

>>73165521
are you fucking stupid

>>73165480
Imagine the kind of runt that wants a poster of that

>>73165521
it was a trifling matter

>>73165519
>spain unironically challenging one of the largest military powers in the world
come on lad

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>war with Spain in my lifetime
absolutely howling at the state of this timeline

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>im bigger and hairier than any /pol/ack lanklet here

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>>73165536

What would actually happen if a western country just responded with a nuke to something? Like if the UK just nuked Barcelona or Madrid. Would anyone nuke us back?

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>>73165519
bald fella in the glasses here

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@36.1115063,-5.3451929,3a,75y,337.23h,101.7t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svEsvXrUwHq1JpjMD0ryr8Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

what's all this about then?

>>73165578
We can't nuke anyone, America literally controls our nukes.

>>73165602
It is British isn't it?

HOWLING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4378136/Disabled-father-hurled-homophobic-abuse-air-steward.html

>>73165618
not true

>>73165578
they would send the secret EU army to invade britain

>>73165618
No they don't you mong

I hate you lads except that lad from Corwall lad

Seriously though, there's no way Spain will ever get Gibraltar back.

It's important to Britain, but it's also important to America.
The US frankly would not allow it.

>>73165641
the world isn't ready for gay stewards

>>73165653
>>73165642
>"If the United States were to withdraw their cooperation completely, the UK nuclear capability would probably have a life expectancy measured in months rather than years".

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howling

>>73165641
>He called the captain a 'sp*****' after he came to warn him about his behaviour
>sp*****
?

>>73165578
remember how the germans were kind of successful in sinking our U boats and making us starve?

well if the entirety of europe does that you it will be successful

Imagine being a wee old woman and going to the zoo with your grandkids and the a monkey throws shit at you and it sticks to your nose and your grandkids record it and broadcast it to the world.

*sterilises all the yanks*

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490442465823.webm

>>73165717
spastic you moron

>>73165578
>What would actually happen if a western country just responded with a nuke to something
Realistically?
The other western powers would team up and incite your citizens to overthrow your government.

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>>73165721
>our U boats

>>73165757
why would a disabled man call someone else a spastic?

>>73165697
Yeah enough time to create a nuclear winter dipshit

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The war machine that I humbly call my body is getting bigger and stronger. Wait that I catch one of you assholes.x

>>73165713
""""moderate republicans""""
aka Neocons

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>>73165721
>our U boats

>>73165763
this. It would be unlikely that we would be nuked but american troops would be in london within hours deposing our government

@73165778
>assholes
FOY

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>>73165751
bit reckless

>>73165641
>gays are just like you and me
>this literally disabled man was able to spot a queer just by looking at him
really mixes a drink

dont reply to it lads

Just had a quick tally of my gfs, the total is 0

>>73165807
>technically replying
>doing the gimmick wrong
state of your post

Who /suicidetuesday/ here?

Feel like shit ahahahah

>>73165798
>>73165767
yeah ok i got confused, meant the german u boats sunk our food ships

>>73165778
give us a look at the hairline m8

Is ther a single girl on omegle? because i have not seen one

>>73163696
underrated post

yumm fentimans curiosity cola is very scrummy

>>73165853
okay at least you admitted your mistake, i''m proud of you x

>>73165236
Not our problem, they're both yanks now

>>73165763
>>73165801
Ahahaha fuck off yank shills we aren't some puppet state.

>>73165801
>but american troops would be in london within hours deposing our government
Nah. It wouldn't even need foreign people.
Half your population would be in the streets if you nuked someone.

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American women are perfect

>>73165862
Don't reply to him

we have to make sure this wave of nationalism never reaches germany, you know what they're like, they'll take it too far again

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this is a snoutless tapir

its snout was taken by poachers

>>73165896
the accent says otherwise

>>73163619
>not pissing all over the toilet paper

The UK could btfo BOTH US coasts if it wanted to, turning your country into a bunch of useless flyover states. FACT

had a gay dream lads

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>>73165862
Perfectly acceptable since getting the power haircut thank you very much

>>73165236
Shan't, both southern poofters.

>>73165897
>unironically thinking the world police wouldn't get involved if britain became a rogue state
what's it like being actually brain damaged? how did it happen?

>>73165966
christ the redeemer

>>73165966
I'm losing my hair too haha

wish i were dead ahha

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>>73165919
you can clearly see his snout. its just tucked in towards his mouth.

this tapir has its snout fully extended yet its not much longer than the tapirs snout in your image (if it was fully extended)

>>73165974
They wouldn't be able to, Britain is a powerful country

>>73165991
>>73165995
what part of not replying do you find difficult?

*kicks you to the curb*

mental how some of you spastics keep giving the paki nonce attention

>>73165902
>>73165763
Think Euromaidan, but an order of magnitude larger in scale

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>>73166000
with closer inspection you can clearly see it has no snout, and that's why it's in a barn because it can't survive in the wild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DcSobnkB0w

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>what part of not replying do you find difficult?

Duolingo is making a Japanese course

dont
reply
to
it

>>73165713
Wonder how many people in /brit/ are so new they don't remember Ken M and will be fooled by this

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wasted the so-called best years of my life on an anime imageboard haha

one to tell the grandkids about

>>73166068
about time

NEW

>>73166100
>>73166100

>>73165897
kek nice delusion

>>73166013
not as powerful as the usa though mate. Also in the case of britain deciding to nuke another country with very little provocation the majority of the british army would probably defect

>>73164350
I fear for the day my dad gets sick of me, he'd just break down the door.

>>73164502
>Is she special needs?
Yes she's a woman.

anyone here ever wanked to kelly hart?

>Spend 2 hours on omegle
>dont find a signle chick
what is a horny guy supposed 2 do?