/brit/

>>73145044
first?

second

reporting josie hearn as an illegal NZ immigrant

suck my shit reddit

give me A FUcking YANK passport REEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Im tired of fucking barratt homes and industrial estates

>>73145100
marry me

the gf thinks i'm an exemplar boyfriend and thinks i'm a fantastic guy to have now because she recently found out her best mate got chlamydia from her boyfriend so she's now really grateful i've always been clean

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i'm 29 and the doctor called me "kiddo"

she was maybe 5 years older than me

>>73145100
maybe just don't be poor lol

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'me

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Westchester, New York

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i cannot recall a time when i was happy

>>73145100
Would you prefer "cities" that stretch out for miles? Come to Europe brother.

>>73145109
normies are disgusting

>>73145111
ha ha okey dokey kiddo

wanna hear a joke
ireland

>>73145118
is sabagebu good?

>>73145150
nah it's shit

>>73145111

well at least you're not balding

me being interviewed

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491022565902.webm

apparently you can't pay to marry people for yank citizenships because they do checks or something REeEEeeeEE

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Newtown, Connecticut

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getting a bit bored of /brit/ lads

might take a break for a few weeks

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>>73145074
oi leave me alone Im not doing no harm
it was completely sfw

>>73145150
Yeah heard it was alri doesnt stand up to bubadaga or webufafu though

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Who /running/ here?
I just ran my first sub-6 minute mile

>>73145168
they do them in england as well you mong

>>73145063
Studied abroad here three years ago so came back to visit friends

>>73145111
>sperg out ordering repeat prescriptions because the GP started using some automated system
>girl at the counter says she thought I was an old man on the phone
help

>>73145178
boss just saw this, he says i'm a top lad and told me about his latex gf

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>>73145167

Found out that Blackpool is a partnercity of my hometown.
What is Blackpool like?

>>73145150
only a couple episodes in but yeah i really like the characters

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>go to rough area to get a newspaper and some baccy
>every lad/group of lads that passes sizes me up like we're going to be scrapping imminently
Bit odd.

>>73145184
shut the fuck off

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>>73145167

>>73145194
fucking hell I knew it was you. You flew into o'hare and drove to champaign?

Also why the fuck are they still around champaign after uni. Grim that.

Have a good time though lad

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>>73145167
this cant be real

gf keeps singing the cranberries down the phone and i cant even hear my own fucking music for FUCK sake

>>73145205
full of wankers
if one stops to talk to you, keep your hands on your pockets because there'll be another trying to fleece you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiAHnjHlHg

mental innit

>>73145125
Ideal place for a horror VR game

>get lost in misty forest, hear footsteps crunching on light snow behind you
>casually walk through empty villages devastated from nuclear aftermath/zombie apocalypse/etc
>explore abandoned diamond mine, keep going deeper as some whispers and drumming sounds start

>>73145167
did you finish batgirl yet

>>73145205

Shit tip.

>>73145167
very obviously fake

>>73145235
>the north

>>73145234
>singing the cranberries down the phone

What?

>>73145235
oh shit

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thoughts on my british gf ?

>>73145232
Yeah that's me. You a student here at UIUC? They're all seniors here now so finish very soon

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Who honestly needs a house that large?

>>73145205
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

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would you?

>>73145262
it's rude to make her ride in the back

>>73145212
you've been posting for years heem those fuckers

>>73145275
big guys

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>>73145200
hmm

YaNKS DO NOT REALISE HOw FUCKING LUCKY THEY ARE REeeeeEEEEEEEEEE

>>73145274
Nah I have friends that went to UIUC and I live in chicago so i've been there a few times.

Decent uni, champaign kind of sucks though.

>>73145303
need a latex gf

>>73145205
Literally a town full of benders. Luckily Preston, the pride of Lancashire, isn't far away.

>>73145291
cackling

wish i lived in britain lads

Aaaaaaaassaaasqwsqweelri

>>73145257
some irish band that were pretty famous in the 90's

>>73145212
You probably look a bit intimidating

>>73145233

if you couldn't actually tell it was fake you might be autistic, sorry mate

>>73145275
>that house
>large

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>he has never experienced the pleasure of having a sword-swallowing blowjob

>>73145274
you're only there for a week right? me and the boys are doing an acid trip soon

I want to visit Britain to see if the memes are true and to embrace british culture.

Where should I go?
What places are not so good?

my computer has started doing this weird thing with sound where it automatically mutes my music if i start watching a youtube video(as an example)

i don't really mind but i don't like it when things change

>>73145352
rochdale
grimsby arcade

>>73145185
makes my lungs hurt

my gf keeps mashing her blueberries into a text message and it won't even let me send anything back to her for FUCK sake

reddit

>>73145352
>Where should I go?
Exeter
Plymouth
Wales
>What places are not so good?
London
Birmingham
Scotland

>Sweden
The utter and literal state

>>73143096

>>73145352
go to london, skip the rest

wish i had a gf to mash my blueberries

>>73145352
Slough

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>>73145352
Fuck off you britaboo cunt spewing anti irish shite in the last thread

christ you anglophiles are a bunch of sad bastards

you cunts werent bombed enough, in fact they should have split up all of your shitty clay to the neighbours

>>73145352
come to brighton and we'll have a pint x

>>73145205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1RQ5p5yOus

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did three loads of laundry today

looking forward to sleeping in a clean bed

>>73145352
Nice places: Edinburgh, York, Bath, some of London, Harrogate, countryside, Cotswolds

>>73145352
Preston

Gf showed me a rather interesting website yesterday
You lads might like it
http://www.reddit.com/

>>73145425
but you are british. you live on the british isles

>>73145425
fuck me chill out you fucking sperg

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What do you think of Wales, /brit/?

>>73145352
just go to london the rest is a grey, depressing, poor, backwards shithole except maybe edinbra

>>73145440
ask me the last time i washed my bedsheets

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>>73145425
>butthurt

>>73145440
>laundry
FOY

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i want all of to take a good hard look at this image

except the autismo yank he can fuck off

>>73145425
you irish really are bitter

he was just being friendly to brits in the british general you twat

*doesnt brush my teeth for 7 days*
*sneezes in your face*

hey

>>73145484
3 months ago

that's how long it's been for me

>>73145470
he doesn't live in the united kingdom so he's not british

Why are the Irish so short and angry, lads?

>>73145470
You mean the North Atlantic Archipelago? Or the Irish British Isles?

*turns you blue*

>>73145397
>3 way with shitskins and fat tumblrites
>tranny sex
>old man having sex with a fat shitskin man
>random picture of a fat naked black man at the back
lord god almighty

>>73145190
Not really, they only choose to investigate certain couples and they didn't even bother looking at me and my American wife. The guy at the registry office showed us the list of marriage notices being investigated though and every single one was a 'sheed.

>>73145545
woah umm maybe chill out with the racism

>>73145508
>lol so randumbz le pigeon of evil x)
i would absolutely batter you

>>73145545
Why did they choose to experiment with Sweden?

question:
why do irish posters come and post on a british general about how much they hate brits? seems obsessive

>>73145541
No, Ireland, the British Isle you live on

>>73145514
i dont think you know how a question works

>>73145544
YO LISTEN UP
HERES A STORY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZNU6NKe5EY
this stretching series is magic, really unlocks the chakras

>>73145511
alright swedelad

>>73145565
that one irishman has a napoleon complex

>>73145541
never heard of any of those mate
>irish british isles
cracked me up

>>73145505
my passion is having a wank

>>73145425
wtf are you talking about???

I'm not whoever your talking about.

I also visited Ireland and it was pretty nice (except for the sheep that shit on my tent).
That's why I want to check Britain too.

*spits in your eye*

>>73145561
*steps on your potatoes*

>>73145567
here'sa question

FOY

>>73145563
Swedes are naturally trusting and subservient
They've been trying in Canada as well but we are too cynical and stoic to make good subjects

>catch up with old friends
>they're still the same as I remember them a few years ago
ah yes very good

Right FUCK OFF

this is MY thread now

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>>73145397
wew lad

Yoga is just "exercise" for girls who hate exercise

>>73145611
would be worse if they were different/better

>>73145597
Funny, that's my purpose

>>73145197
>have VERY deep voice
>can tell women on the phone think it's sexy
>mfw irl I'm a skinny boyish fuck

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>>73145641

>>73145603

Careful we dont want another hour of him praising the IRA.

>>73145632
well I was kinda hoping that they'd at least have improved themselves in some way

>>73145635
wish i could get paid to wank desu

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>>73145352

>>73145120
Nassau is better 2bh

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ah yes, the 'ghetto'

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>>73145505
apparently doing a poo is both my passion and my mission
just need to find a way to monetise it

>>73145618
I don't get it, I just don't get it

>>73145661
haha
who in their right mind would want to visit belfast
historians might find it interesting because of the troubles but it's obviously really shit

ATTENTION:

WE'RE PLAYING panpingo IN ONE MINUTE. LOOK OUT FOR THE ROOM LINK.

>>73145684
Sell homemade compost

>>73145185

I did a 5:30 a few years ago

>>73145551
howling

my parents had to go through some questions about each other and they're both white brits, weird

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>>73145684

>>73145691
it does alright considering the horrendous extremist and lawlessness problems it has

Just jammed a pen in the gfs eeeeeweeeeeeseeseeeye

za's in la, 10 mins tops

its camp david the right queer gay

*grabs your willy*

is this a thing? can I pay to get married to some random yank for the passport

surely you can rehearse the questions and that

cigaretto

>>73145749
HOLEE FOOK

>>73145362
>>73145452
>>73145443
>>73145431
>>73145417
>>73145393
>>73145661


thanks guys

>>73145742
>pen
you mean penis, aaaamiiiiriiite?

>>73145691
I moved to Belfast from abroad.
I could have chosen any European city. Be it somewhere in Sweden, Germany, Denmark, or even England, I ended up in east Belfast.
Not sure what all the complains are about. Just avoid suspicious packages in public and you will be ok.

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>>73145705
>>73145728
my chakras are fully aligned
I am....complete

>>73145762
>>73145100
>>73145168
>>73145304
shut the fuck up you whiny little toad jesus christ

>>73145695
>>73145695
>>73145695
>>73145695
>>73145695

https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys
https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys

password is "kev"

>>73145775
No.

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>>73145735

>>73145771
Visit Northern Ireland. We got Game of Thrones and Titanic

>>73145762
you'll still be a lonely autist when you get there, stop idealising greener grass and get yourself some evergreen

>>73145810
ACK!

FOY

>>73145691
it's like any other somewhat shit city you'd find in northern england desu

>>73145816
Titanic was a shite film.

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When will capitalism go kaput, lads?

>>73145836
9/11

>>73145785
the uk isn't european silly

>>73145397
if the excerpts posted in that thread are anything to go by theres no fucking way I'm opening that pdf

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>>73145801
ahhhh yes, another website designed by someone with downs syndrome, very nice

>>73145816
come on lad don't trick them like that. It's worth like 1 day at most if you're REALLY interested in those things

>>73145825
yeah but with big walls to stop the runts tearing each other apart

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>>73145850
Keep dreaming
>>73145861
We also got Giant's Causeway

Punching my phone haha here goes

H0

Haha have that phone cunt

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/849045102244884480

absolutely crave a 32 county socialist Poblacht na hÉireann

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I MISS RED ED

>a few spuds go a bit smelly
>half the island dies
will honestly never understand the Irish

can't believe brexit lost the popular vote but we got fucked over by fptp
need voting reform rapid

Absolutely cannot stand Australia Jr.

Worst Anglo country

>>73145044
what do you do on a normal weekend without drinking?
need to stop drinking but I dont know what else to do

>>73145899
>H0
ah mate your phone called you a hoe
tell it to foy

>>73145806
but you want to, aaaamiiiiriiite?

>>73145801
>>73145801
>>73145801
>>73145801
plenty of open spots

>>73145943
shan't be clicking on that virus just fyi

This X did Y and it's Z

>>73145923
9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpHcCKXg-zs

>>73145943
No

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Every time I see a post with "spudnigger" "potatonigger" "bogtrotter" "potato" my heart breaks a little

Whenever I post something and the only response is "potato famine" I feel like life has no meaning.

I hope you people are happy. You've broken men.

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explain this meme lads

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>most well-known city in the country is one letter away from being Cuckland

LOL mushy potato kill Irish man :)

>>73145961
me when i see a yank on /brit/

>>73145969
Potato famine

>>73145982
9/11

haha lads just had a cheeky X and now my Y is Z

cat is snoring

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hmm

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>Be England
>Country is 70% white

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>>73145969
Started this last week and have been enjoying it ever since

>>73145969
I love you mate x

>>73145995
smash and dash la

>>73145982
>2nd most well known city is named after a boot

>>73145205
https://youtu.be/nYU_mmmN8xc

This is all you need to know.

snoring loudly just to annoy this lad

might lick my ass later

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>>73145969
y-you're only joking, right?

>>73145999
86%

it should be legal to batter smokers

>>73146012
7/7

>>73145999
>english posters constantly telling their 99% white union member states to leave
doth cause one to ponder

>>73145999
>be cumbria
>county is 97% white

sheep shaggers >>>/out/

>>73145932
pls help

>>73145983
Haha, that it did anon that it did. Go run along and play with your brother now. I have quite the list of gimmicks to work on

>>73145905
>This 5-year-old dressed herself like “a CEO of a major corporation" and people are dying

... are they not going to finish that rather alarming title?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LjRwpLmzS4

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>>73146014

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>>73146040
no

>>73146040
WTC workers >>>/out/ (the window)

>>73146050
nah

>>73146028
That's the UK m8.
I'm talking about England.

New Zealand needs a plague

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>>73145999
will be even worse once white EU nationals will leave and pakis get imported in their place.

9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWfd6E_lAI

https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys
https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys
https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys

pass is "kev"

liam is sperging again someone tell his mummy

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literally perfect feet

>>73146094
>Scottish (white )

errrrrrr citation needed???????

>>73146094
bear in mind that no one moves to northern ireland because it's shit

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>>73146094
dont forget about us

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Doing a cide' lads

>>73146116
Bleeding internally at this post

>>73146107
end it fatty

>>73146094
the asians in NI are actual asians as well
not """""""""""""""""""asians""""""""""""""

what's your BMI lads? 21 here

Once I lose my respect for someone I'm actually much much nicer to them or less critical

enjoying the mentally ill NZ posts

very good style

>>73146142
About 500 billion lol jokes

Might possibly let the dog sleep on my bed now that mummy is asleep.

>>73146075
pls

Republic-NI-Wales-Scotland union WHEN

>>73146122
I moved to Northern Ireland.
>>73146126
There is only England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.
Wales is literally England
>>73146137
still just around 1%. Most of them are Chinese and Malaysian students.

>>73146094
>98.29% white
haha don't half of you lot pretend to be irish as well
the census proves you all wrong

love all of england except scotland and NI

>>73146160

Soon hopefully.

love all of europe except ireland

>normies have to intoxicate themselves to bare being around eachother

howling and weeping

>>73146156
Snorted loudly when i wrote this post

>>73146132
fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufAZM8awazY

>>73146182
>bare

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Why does my Legion obey me?

Because they live to serve the greater good, and they know of no alternative.

>>73146163
don't think you did lad haha

>>73146197
he's right
bear is for carrying things
bare is for standing/putting up with things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKH5lkeYVM

>Friend of mine, sex is child inside
>Adored by that sex, soaked in wine
>The dark world we hide
>Paint the child to entice...

what did she mean by this?

*stretches legs*

Aaaaahhh. Nothing like a good old fashioned love-in.

*farts*

>>73146182
I want to stop

what's the most dire thing you lads have ever put on toast

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>I drink cider

>>73146205
alri ceasar haha x

>>73146183
'tism

>>73146219
lyles golden syrup

>>73146106
>>73146106
>>73146106
fucking join

... My finest work ... I dropped http://the.camera on the keyboard and took this ...

Irl gimmick idea: snort 24/7 instead of breathing in

first time I tried peanut butter I had brain hemorrhage

fucking rank

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Why do Brits drink their beer warm?

a good superpower would be not being needed to sleep

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>>73146210
I did.

I refuse to believe there is such a thing as a GF beyond the basic concept. I refuse to believe that anyone has turned this concept into reality.

*bursts*

Comsproacry

Conspiracy: "snort" and "snore" are same thing

>he's allergic to peanuts

why even live then?

>>73146210
you're very wrong

>>73146211
Translation: Mum and dad dropped me off at Keith Vaz's house when I was a child.

How do you know if a girl likes you lads?

>>73146126
What are these numbers representing? It's not clear.

Retarded image.

sleep is the best part of the day

why does microwave custard always come out runny and thin even when I follow the instructions?

I have to put in at least an extra tablespoon of the powder to get it reasonably thick

>>73146266
poles out

>>73146163
>Wales is literally England
no
the disestablished church and welsh assembly are proof it's separate

>>73146281
She sucks your knob

>>73146222
Sam Hyde isn't that funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhayx6FRHc

>>73146306
Wrong

>>73146279
i'm actually not though
why don't you speak english, rasheed?

>>73146294
I have no problem with your desire for a BBC but no

>>73146268
That's how I feel about sex. Intellectually I accept that it probably happens but it's totally abstract, like when you read about the Napoleonic Wars or something like that.

thinking about doing a self sex (wank)

>>73146298

We used to have assembly in primary school, is that all the welsh can be trusted with?

SO WE TOOK THE DATA

Irl gimmick idea: hum instead of breathing out
Im doing this and the snorting inhale thing and its hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m71rElwEVqM

witcher lad.

Never played any of the previous ones. are the niilfgardian bad?

will I be able to make any of the big choices in this game without knowing the story of the previous ones?

Count your (You)s, lads

>11

>>73146329
I also feel that way about sex. it is just some thing I have heard about, and I understand it as a concept. But it just seems not real. As I was reading about something in space.

poland is rorke: the country

baffling that british rorkes are so anti-polish

oh wait no it isn't because rorkes are stupid

>Dating French qt

>Voted for Brexit

So far politics hasn't come up. Wew lads...

>>73146338
irish cat

>>73146324
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/usage/bare-or-bear
>Bear can also mean to endure an ordeal or difficulty, to manage to tolerate something, or to dislike strongly.
5 seconds of google
off yourself paki

>>73146356
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>>73146359
haha trolled :^)

>>73146367
>>73146367
>>73146367

NEW THREAD

>>73146158
watch anime

>>73145291
oi oi