Creepfu edition
Fuck Drumpf
/dixie/
>>73144064
Who is this slut
finally an edition i can agree with
In the city of Cwcville, VA, after the Trump set his executive orders, most wrongful, the residents and our Soup Hotels, and local businesses, have been welcoming the Muslims and immigrants with open hearts. As well, our LGBTQ communities here offer their support in all of this, and those who are fearing those tiny hands of maljustice, have been offered the same open heart kindness. As for the Sanctuary City "hammer down", our heroic Sonichus and Rosechus are offering their defensive actions for keeping the Swat teams and whatnot who seek to sort out the troubled to do away with them. Magi-Chan Sonichu and the Alakazam team have been most helpful in the mind-reading and future-telling of said bad people's intentions, in their efforts to keep our city a safe sanctuary. Even the disguised Secret Services, and tin foil hatted, are not immune of our mentally strong defenses. Our mayor, Miss Allison Amber, and the creator, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, continue to refuse any of the executive orders within our boundaries and areas, and helping overturn and stop any anti-LGBTQ and anti-immigrant laws from corrupting the state of Virginia.
t. Chris-chan
*blocks your path*
>>73144096
Take that back
>>73144088
>not
>all y'all'd'of
>she knows about old 4chan memes
nom nom nom glob glob glob
/dixie/
>that bug eyed freak
>>>/b/
>>73144209
where do i find a creepfu
>>73144209
Rude post
>>73144209
Very rude. Never post again.
>hivemind
>>>/b/
do you know the muffin man?
>Thanks for agreeing to help me study, Anon!
I've been in Canada for a week now and my god Canadian men are so sexy. You have to see it to believe it.
>tfw you will never be a southerner
>>73144305
Canadian "men" are just beta versions of American men
>>73144295
no problem, i hope this helps you
>>73144305
Except for me desu
The phone call that saved /cum/.
Getting nostalgic for lolcats lads
what would be Trump's great lie?
I am an alpha male
*points at usa*
...heh...good bye...amigo...
>>73144403
Trump has been completely honest and is the first president in decades to actually act on what he said he would do during his campaign.
>>73144403
"We're gonna make America great again!"
73144389
didnt save a thing
>>73144413
>alpha male
>living in Toronto
Doubt
>>73144429
*teleports in front of usa*
*slices thru bullet with katana*
try again, pablo
>>73144403
>>73144429
*teleports behind you*
heh, no way jose
>>73144434
>>73144458
>cali plates
WHERE IS SHE
>>73144429
*shadowsteps into ghost car and haunts away*
heh.... better luck next time... niño....
>>73144465
>>73144476
2 on 1 huh? well prepare for my fists!
Good night buddies
My beard got caught in my jacket zipper and it hurt like fuck.
>>73144315
t. randstad
>>73144508
In my bedroom
>>73144099
who is this
>>73144508
San Diego area
BRAAAAAPPP
>>73144594
So I was right, she is a slut
>>73144606
Little hamster/gerbil eyes
>>73144594
Maybe. I'm pretty sure this is the San Diego zoo.
>>73144594
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah, yes, the flyovers
I want to breed a latino woman.
>>73144617
All women are naturally sluts, especially e-celebs
>>73144636
WHO IS THIS
I NEED TO CUM
TELL ME SHE'S OVER 18
>>73144606
Asians with curves are 11/10
>>73144534
post it and let your manhood be tested
>>73144680
she's 17.99999
>>73144661
That's called a latina
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-39480718
>you will never go on a country drive along the majestic southern coast of England in a stolen cop car with your buds
>>73144636
There's an Africa American woman in that Dora costume
>>73144708
NOO
HER ART IS CUTE
I NEED TO KNOW
>>73144680
A bit lewd doncha think
>>73144708
nice try asshole reverse image search works
>>73144772
It works for all her photos that I've posted, anon. That's how I found her instagram.
>>73144680
She's 30 believe it or not
>I've already downloaded every single one of her photos that aren't of her dogs or other random shit
>>73144708
Oh hell that's a dude who did that.
Orange County has until fall to find her because she's going to New York for college.
Limbo is a boring, pretentious game. Your character is weak and innocent. The world around you is cruel and filled with gruesome traps. Movement is slow. The controls are unresponsive. But, the developer had the foresight to remove all apprehension about dying by spawning you 13 feet away from your last location. So in a way it's like Super Meat Boy at 1/10 the speed and one continuous level.
I believe you're supposed to take in a deeper meaning from the game. The meaning that I inferred is that you can take stock assets, add a grayscale filter and call it art. This game is like a B-roll of amateur photography on Pinterest. It's so boring. The levels are sparsely populated. The character profiles are simple and unornamented. I think this is intentional, maybe to add a bit of grit or realism to its visual texture. However, it came off as cheap and pretentious. It's all in service of the big message, which is that you don't need to have fun in a game. You can have fun later, when you stitch together a coherent narrative on your blog.
This girl's a latina, by the way
What's he listening to?
http://www.videodoubler.com/combo/84855
>>73144905
everyones always leaving
>>73144952
LET ME BREED HER
What's a good forearm exercise? Apparently girls really like forearms.
>>73145013
MOVE THE FUCK OUT SHES MINE
>>73144403
>I will appoint a special prosecutor
>>73145013
>>73145055
You're gonna have to fight the wolfman first
>>73145013
>>73145055
NOT SO FAST
>>73145001
SoCal is bad, that's why
Not gonna lie, sonatas are the fucking shit
>>73145098
>>73145108
I SAID MOVE THE FUCK OUT
crazy wacky japanese PRANK
>>73145187
*leaves the thread*
>>73145172
I still wondering who benefits the most out of these photos about average girls who get popular among virgins and betas in blogs: the photographer or the att.whore
>>73145252
>attention whore
They're posted to her personal instagram because she designs clothes and puts the photos of her wearing her outfits on it.
>>73145300
>designs clothes
how hard is it to make a black shirt
>post photos of yourself on to your own instagram
>some Mexican calls you an attention whore
Kind of rude desu
>>73145300
>does marketin
>not a whore
honey...
>>73144180
too soon
>>73145344
is she turkish
>>73145330
She designs other clothes
Most of her photos are just selfies but some are of clothing
I don't know how much clothing she makes, but it said she makes them on her tumblr
That's where I saw that she's leaving to New York for college
>>73145368
She's a Latina, anon
Kind of easy to see in some of her photos
>>73145172
yea im probably moving up in a couple years as well
dont think i could ever leave the state though
>>73145427
Where to?
>>73145420
damn
>>73145477
T*rks are infinitely worse than lightskinned Latinas, though
This is a great thread.
I love Crispy.
>>73145510
shant
How could this happen to me?!
How could this happen to ME?!
>>73145539
>be Turk
>lose every war against the Russians
>>73145460
marin or sonoma probably
>>73144064
>>73144099
>>73144135
>>73144180
>>73144232
>>73144254
>>73144295
>>73144354
>>73144389
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>>73145510
>>73145520
>>73145593
you have autism
>>73145645
truth
>replying to every post with a specific girl in the picture
Must be the tism
>>73145645
hahahahaha gud one +1
>>73144564
Its true! I wouldn't want to be a southerner in the netherlands anyways, meant more in the usa
>>73145675
can we skeleton post?
>finally get a (You)
>it's just some fag replying to every Crispy post
>>73145738
On the upside, you reminded me I got some crispy M&M's.
türk > latina > slav(e)
>>73145645
you are gay
73145770
rare eggman image, where'd you get this from?
@73145770
Terrible taste
Doesn't even deserve a (You)
>>73145789
Anzu really does have an uncanny resemblance to eggman
On Saturday I accidentally ejaculated whilst adjusting my boner in my pants. Since it was neither intentional nor pleasurable I don't consider it breaking my nofap streak.
>>73145789
4chan
>>73145839
Nofap is a terrible meme
Don't fall for it
>>73145839
wow
>>73145887
No dude it gives you superpowers and shit
A bunch of slack jawed faggots around here
>>73145941
Found a French wife yet?
>>73145955
no
yorkeposting is bestposting
>>73145898
nice flag
>>73145959
>>73146021
I am part of the US, I belong.
ur mom visited the virgin islands and now there just the islands lmao
>>73146063
your flag looks like poop smear
>>73146063
Do you actually live there or are you a proxy?
Or maybe an American on vacation?
>giving (You)s to CIA
do you know teleportation?
>>73146098
I live here, I'm too stupid for proxies and I wish I was on vacation.
Trump donated his first quarter salary to the parks service
Based
>>73146125
Charlotte Amalie?
>>73146164
Fuck no.
>>73146167
>>73146124
No.
Is this true?
>>73146204
wow this really fizzled my neutrons
I feel like there are only two ways the US Virgin Islands can actually join the US and that'd be if Puerto Rico becomes a state and annexes the Virgin Islands or if Florida annexes the US Virgin Islands.
>>73146190
>>73146190
If you don't mind me asking, where in the Virgin Islands are you from?
why do yanks cut bits of each others willies off?
>>73146287
what's this referring to?
>want to go to gym
>it's at max fucking capacity
>>73146348
People are trying to get ready for swimsuit season I guess
give me american passport reEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee I want to leave
>>73146287
It's a symbol of their covenant with YHWH
>>73146379
only if youre a cute girl
*presents my boipucci to you*
What now?
>>73146396
i can dress up as one haaaaaaaaa
>>73146425
>>73146379
fuck off we're full
>>73146379
good luck
>>73145645
why the fuck did you (you) me
>>73146425
Do you have a cute sister?
things redditors say
>asshat
>metric fuckton
>praise kek
>>73146517
Because you have autism
>>73146532
You forgot
>normie
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>rare Pepe
>dank memes
>>73146537
rude
>>73146517
because you're canadian
just did 3 job applications with indeed.ca easy apply
don't expect a response
>>73146639
FOAB (fuck off advertising bot)
>>73146639
Did you get an interview already?
>>73146670
had a phone interview. The recruiter said he would send my resume to his manager to schedule an interview but they never got back to me
>>73146711
Dang anon, that's harsh. Good luck finding a job.
Gary bettman is #notmycommissioner
>>73146287
>not showing your life long faith to your war god through an ancient semetic ritual
Super power of the world: America
Oasis of the holy land and war behemoth: Israel
The numbers don't lie.
*vapes @ u*
>>73146739
END OF RINE
April and 0 replies from any internship I applied to since October
:( I'm not gonna make it aren't i
>>73146287
To appease our Jewish masters
Maybe if you start circumcising your newborns they'll stop ruining Europe's economy
*FFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
*SPLASH*
Post.
job hunting is suffering stop reminding me
>junior positon
>minimum 5 years experience
>93 people have applied for this job
>tfw finding a job is extremely easy for you
I literally get offered jobs from people all the time that I turn down because I prefer free time.
who here /comfywageslave/?
>tfw just planning on becoming a cop when I'm out of college
>thinking about getting a job with campus security
>>73146889
>tfw you're a contractor and set your own days and hours and don't have to answer to anybody
really comfy desu
who /uncomfy student/
I wouldn't mind working at a zoo or something desu
>>73146907
>tfw had to study for almost five hours a day last semester because I loaded my schedule with hard science classes
>had a several hours long lab every week too
>>73146889
>go to work
>bullshit with the boys
>fuck around
>get paid
>go home
pretty comfy, not gonna lie
>tfw the farmers don't control California
>tfw no agrarian republic
>white people think tabasco is spicy
>brown people think nightshades are good for you
bout to drop out and go find some secluded farm and grow my own food
>Mexicans think 100 dollars is a lot of money
Gonna apply to be a spaceman alien breeder
Wish me luck
>>73146988
Seems comfy
>>73146988
and starve to death because it's too much work for you
>>73146961
it is if you put too much
>>73147014
hopefully
i only put tabasco on fried eggs and pizza
All my classes next semester are on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Four-day weekend, lads.
Neighbors are claiming I hit their cars while parking but I've never parked anywhere near them.
>Monday night
Why are you here?
>>73147008
Who is this girl?
>>73147055
too scared to ask the girl out
>>73147055
Doing hw
>>73147062
Crispy
>white people are so upset that they cant say nigger no more that they made a racist, sexist, dumbass reality star into their president.
>>73147055
Because I'm an adult
>>73147055
ive been at work all day long. i don't feel like going out on monday
>Drumpf wants to deport this
WTF!??!
>>73147055
I'm only here because the fucking gym is full
>>73147055
waiting for tomorrow
>>73146918
have you read all of the zoobooks yet
if not then keep dreaming
>>73146907
me
nursing school is garbage mayne
>>73147098
You can keep her, she is breddy ugly.
>>73147055
why not
>>73147098
I would deport her too
heroin addicts get out and stay out
>>73147067
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>>73147082
>>73147084
>>73147100
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>>73147131
How many of you read the post with a bane accent?
>>73147141
never watched that movie
>>73147141
I didn't
>mexico is angry because they were born mexican
Does pretending to be interested in Korean culture and lying in general to qt3.14 Koreans on interpals make me a bad person?
>>73147141
>>73147159
No
>>73147159
yes
>>73147162
>>73147159
deception is the devil's device
you are deceiving out of lust
you are an evil person
73147141
No
73147159
No
Reddit flag posters are the worst
>>73147176
>>73147176
>>73147176
some real horrid posts
>>73147202
This
Flaggots ruined /cum/
>>73147214
i try
got half a mind to skip this paper and fail the class buds
>>73147206
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>>73147210
reddit hivemind
>>73147224
what class
>>73147184
Why the fuck would you make a tweet like that
>democrats are so fucking stupid and they still won the popular vote
republicucks everyone.
>>73147235
college english 1
>>73147236
The Falcons won the popular vote too
>>73147236
>democrats are fucking stupid
t. rural/suburban retard
I can't stand Drumpf at all
>>73147236
well done you applied yourself
i wish the rest of your baits were this high quality
We cant read misogynistic anti Semitic racist books like Watershed Down to our children anymore, we need to give them honest wholesome books that face the harsh truth of reality about flumpf and his flumpfkins
>Get to concert after evil traffic
>Find out it's been canceled
>Have to go back through evil traffic to get home
I hate this meme!
I hate it!
I still have my "I voted" sticker from when I voted for Trump.
I'm going to keep it until the day I die and hand it down to my children as my most prized possession
>>73147195
Ughh I know
But its not like I'm hurting anyone right? And they're enjoying the conversations so does it really matter?
>my most prized possession is a sticker
>>73147360
>my children
Might as well get rid of it now lad
>>73147363
Depart from me, O foul one
>cornland concerts are so dead that they get cancelled because only two-three people show up
>tfw you're 1-0 when voting for the winning president
>>73147390
It was canceled because the plane the band was on got delayed until the next day
Funny weather memes
My most prized possession is my autographed picture of Justin Trudeau
>>73147416
you think justin will sign this for me?
My most prized possession is my dick
>>73147404
1-1 here
Voted for Trump and Romney
>>73147416
doesn't he look the prince from Entangled?
>i support my political decision as if they were sports teams
Not surprising that you voted for Trump.
Brits have the best women
Still winning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Y_Hl6Rlk2c
E U P H O R I C
>>73147430
He's super chill in person
I wanted to ask him if he can write DUDE WEED but I chickened. Instead I said something dumb like if I was Canadian i would have voted for you
>>73147462
Wrong. I thought us being ugly was a meme until I went abroad.
>>73147501
>Lawn machines
>>73147461
she look slike the female Jay.
>>73147462
Couldn't agree more
>>73147487
You are unironically the biggest cuck I've ever replied to.
>>73147516
They're machines that go on your lawn. What's the problem?
>>73147531
Not really a cuck, I only like Trudeau because I met him in person
>>73147536
Yes, I agree, just like with a house machine.
>>73147501
the star without a doubt, its unimaginably big
>>73147462
yes
tfw you get cucked
>>73147501
Lawn machines are powerless without their Mexican operators
>>73147595
What machine does one put on the top of their house to mow the grass?
>>73147605
She looks horrible there wtf
that gay star is 1000x less dense than earth air
>>73147662
t. gay
>>73147668
that kinda makes it scarier to me for some reason
>>73147662
she is an overrated britfu, pic related is a patrician britfu
emma watson has nice feet
>>73147662
t. 1000x less dense than earth air
>>73147650
My cousin paco and his machete
foot fetishists are subhuman
>>73147462
>>73147605
Wrong
>foot fetishists are subhuman
I can't stop looking at my bulging muscles
no responsibilities
only relaxation
*breathes*
>>73147744
>admiring male physique
rate
Homosexuality is bad
>Homosexuality is bad
>>73147787
unless its between 2 girls
Can't stop looking at my bulging manboobs
queers are proud of their diseases
>>73147803
still technically gay
>>73147840
>kissing girls is gay
t. gay
>>73147803
>>73147870
Lesbianism is bad
So is this secession gonna become a monthly thing?
>>73147816
do some situps