/dixie/

Are Virginian allowed

>>73140005
Hopefully this general will get fellow Southerners as I would hope. By the way, I stayed up for a very long time and have to cut grass today before my dad comes home.

>>73140043
Yes sir, they are allowed.

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>this terrifies the yank

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>>73140731
Fuck yanks, lad

>tfw fellow dixies aren't populating the general
Boys if we want to stage a successful rebellion against /cum/, we're going to need more troops.

Where is everyone?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Patriots_Organization

Bring back Dixie communism desu.

Appalachia tbqh

>>73141212
I'm more of a liberal but that's okay.

>>73141086
I post in both dummy

>>73141455
My father once had property up in Rising Fawn, it was pretty nice. Had blackberry bushes, rolling hills, pine forests, all those types of things you usually encounter up there.

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How's it going guys?

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Memphis, Tennessee reporting in.

>>73141624
Better than your cancer, Yankee. Get out.

reminder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Agrarians

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>>73141925
Why so mad Cletus?

>>73142074
KEIN AMISCH

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>>73141482

No.

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JUST

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>>73142070
Y-you're not allowed here, only Pennsylvania is. Get out of my tree club pls.

He's the only exception, you're not.

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Good lads, welcome back /dixie/

Who wants a nice Southern toad?

sage fo yo dumb hick ass nigga
dixie threads are cancer like the entire south and you deserve to know this

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>>73142258
So this is just a Republican general then? As long as your state went red you're allowed?

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>>73142302
I do, thanks greatest ally

>>73142342
You're not allowed here, exceptions are Alaska, Hawaii, and Pennsylvania. That is it. Get out.

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>>73141894
Save me from this nightmare of humidity and black people.

is it okay for a good ol boy to be with a white ar*b

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>>73142342
ummm... uh, no honey x lol <3

>>73142444
No, it's not a Republican general. Pennsylvania asked nicely, so he's allowed in.

>>73142483
Where you at

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>>73142568
Can Ohio be allowed in?

>>73142302
That's a nice toad.

>>73142574
I currently don't live there, but I plan on moving in with my dad for a bit near the Pink Palace, I originally grew up in Germantown.
Fuck that was a beautiful suburb, but the school there was half nig, and I never tried hard enough to get out of standard classes, but when I did, I just didn't bother doing my work, vidya had its priorities.

>>73142605
No, fuck off. We're full.

No more vouchers for Y*nkees.

>>73142642
You go to Germantown High or Houston?

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>>73142672
Too bad silly hick, I'm not leaving.

>>73142676
I went to G-town High.
Personally, I wish I went to Houston.
It just looked better.
Also, shit, it's surreal talking to someone from Memphis on 4chan.

>>73140005
Louisiana here as well, though I'm originally from Tennessee. Where you at in LA?

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>>73142610

>>73141894
>Memfrica

>>73142692
>>>/out/ please

how do we assert our independence?

>>73142716
I was born in New Orleans, then moved to Georgia when Katrina happened, then went back to Louisiana, stayed at Baton Rouge for a it and then my family finally settled with Mandeville.

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>>73142712
Went to Germantown as well. What year did you graduate? Houston looked pretty nice, but I hear it has a big heroin problem now. Were you a production kid?

>>73142775
Don't bully.

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>>73142610
for you

https://youtu.be/boRzFrmcM60

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>>73142779
I'm burning down this general like it's Atlanta

>>73142817
Nice Pepe, friend

>>73142817
We continually seperate ourselves from /cum/ until USA finally has two distinct boards of culture, /y*nkees/ and /dixies/.

This is the ultimate aim, my good fellows. Remember all that we have stood for, primarily state's rights to do whatever the fuck they want. Federalism is bad and a no no.

>>73142866
North Shore isn't a bad place to be, if a little suburban.

I'm down here in BR for LSU myself.

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>>73142755
>>73142888
Thanks for the toads! They're inspirational for the Dixie spirit.

the IRA was pretty successful overall

>>73142882
I graduated in 2012.
Nah. I was just a kid who did a little cross country and had an interest in history. High School was kind of brief for me.
I always wondered went on with the production kids, their lot seemed to stand out from most of the other circles and hobbiests.

>>73142882
>Don't bully

I'm from Nashville, just friendly banter.

But Germantown is a nice area, I have a couple friend's who went to Germantown High actually

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>>73142917
Look buddy, I don't have time for this so I'm just going to tell you that I don't care and I won't reply to you after this comment like they do at /brit/.

/Brit/'s a nice general really, we really should emulate them. Sad they mistake us for you pigs.

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>>73143006
Why respond politely to posters that have shown themselves to be worse than leafs?
>>73143011
Too bad about your whole thing huh?

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Here's good ole Dixie for the thread theme

https://youtu.be/D3IJ05QntXQ

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>Look buddy

Fella or y'all. NOT buddy.

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>>73143017
>I graduated in 2012.
Holy shit, me too. We actually know each other probably. I was a production kid. It was fun. We had our own little clubhouse and got to fuck around with thousands of dollars worth of TV equipment.

>>73143023
I've actually wanted to live in Nashville for the longest time. The area around there is beautiful.

>>73143101
Filthy frank is a cancer upon the internet

PA here. Just here to remind you that Gettysburg is still ours.

Leaves and Britons are allowed here as they despise Y*nkees as much as we do. They are gentlemen and scholars of the highest degree and have preferably better banter than those of the Y*nkees in /cum/.

>>73143183
My friend graduated in 2013, y'all might have known her too. Did you ever work with the drama kids in your production thing?

>>73140005
I call all Americans Yanks, that's not representative of the south, though. If I lived in the USA, I'd live in the south. Probably Texas or Virginia

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Haha look at youse niggas without extra flags haha. I have to turn my name on to show why I'm superior haha

>>73143188
That's not Filthy Frank
>>73143207
>Southerners are still cucked by perfidious Albion
>They wish we were still a colony
Dixiefags everybody

the Appalachians are the best spot for a base for Southern Nationalism

guerrilla fighting in the mountains and an IRA style war in the lowlands

Once the US-Russia relationship deteriorates again we can look to them and China for material support. The Russians are one of the best in urban conflict in the world and their advisors will be crucial.

The South also continues to provide most of the manpower for the US military, which means we shouldn't have a shortage of men with combat experience

Our models will be the IRA, the Viet Cong, and the Mujahideen.

Down with the Eagle and up with the Cross!

>>73143183
>2012
Holy hell.
I always knew you guys got to play with all the neat stuff.
Oh well, I guess now I get to play with chemicals and cell cultures, and then some day drugs.
Though, unfortunately, these toys kind of scare the shit out of me, because if I fuck up once, that's 13k I just turned into a modernist art piece.

>>73143190
Be on your best behavior, would you please, Pennsylvania? Your mindset is like ours because you love your country as much as we do. I have seen this firsthand when I looked at a map on the most searched for words, and you know what stood out from Pennsylvania? "How do we track down ISIS". Very patriotic.

Stay like that and you will be allowed on this general.

But if you fall back to the Lincolnite federalist ways, we will not accept you back.

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O i wish i was in the land of cotton

If you ever decide to refuge in the union please read this first
http://www.rfsl.se/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RFSL_Nyanl%C3%A4nda_broschyr_2016-03-03.pdf

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NC barbecue is the original and the best.

>>73143366
The theater side was mandatory. Production really sucked the free time out of you.

>>73143236
Who did you have math with your senior year?

Howdy fellow Southern folk.

Texas here, though my parents and ancestors back to like 1780 were Alabamians.

Isn't the whole of the South like 95% black?

>>73143591
Yes

>>73143262
It's alot better than worshiping a stupid, useless document that was purely experimental and founded by YOLO fags who wanted to secede from the Mother Country just because they were whining about a few taxes and wanted to save shekels like the Jews they were.

They ruined the Anglopshere for what it could've been.

So yes, I welcome Britain with open arms. If you can't accept that we were a failure as a "united" country you really need to leave.

>>73143493
Texas BBQ >>>>> *

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Can you guys please get some Waffle Houses up in South Dakota

We /dixie/ too

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>>73143635
FOY

>>73143635
if you wanted you could probably try to run a franchise lol

for some reason breakfast places that aren't crackerbarrel seem kind of grody though

>>73143635
That depends: gun or nofun?

>>73143616
>dixiefags claim to be the most patriotic
>seceded from the country and say shit like this
How do you live with almost two different minds?

>>73143527
>The theater side was mandatory
As in you had to act or just do some recording/lighting/editing/whatever?
My condolences if it was the former.

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>>73143766
Gun gun gun

Fuck bunnies eatin my veggies, fuck coyotes, fuck mountain lions

>>73143743
No need for that language here now

>>73143757
I'm not that good of a businessman

Don't forget that Dixie CAN into space.

>>73143616
The complaint was taxation without representation. They were actually given representation, but decided to go to war anyway.

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Are Missourians allowed?

>>73143788
new england wanted to secede in 1812 but they pussied out

>>73143616
>Southern """education"""
Your whole post just showed your blind ignorance to why we broke off from Britain.

>>73143845
>fuck coyotes
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm all the way down in Tennessee and those busters are always popping in and out of bushes in my backyard at night.
It spooks the shit out of me, because I think I think it's one of the cougars that have been getting spotted lately or some feral dog.

tfw ancestors at Jamestown
tfw descended from Confederate veterans

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>>73143788
Except it isn't. We were all supposed to be LOYAL subjects of Britain. Unionists, who were originally Yanks and started the fucking Revolution, wanted to secede from Britain THE MOST out of all of us.

You were the original traitors, not us, SCUM.

So get out, get out of my general and NEVER come back. My precious general must not be tainted with bloody Y*nks!

>>73143822
You had to do at least one thing during the actual production whether it was ushering or actually being in the play. Most people just worked backstage. If you didn't they chewed you out in class.
Mr. Bluestien, the person who started the program, really cared about his baby. It's under new management since the clusterfuck with the school districts down here, but it isn't the same. He was the soul behind it.
Did your friend do production as well, or were they just in the plays?

>>73143922
I'd say yes.

>>73143932
>implying there was a large secessionist movement
dont make me laff

>>73143902
>Nobleman born and raised in Yorkshire
>Ah yes, I represent in part the Thirteen separate and vastly different colonies an ocean away

>In the 18th Century

Not in the eyes of the colonies although I do know that it's not a problem in Parliament

>>73143959
Coyotes are devils

That's why it's our state animal

Still though they're little suckers who need to be culled

>brexit
>new leader
perfect time to leave the union, the country is at it's weakest and motivation is at 80%

hi

73144009

not going to reply to you anymore but it was large enough to destroy one of the two major parties when it failed

>>73143902
Yes and Southern states were the last to complain. We never wanted this, they did. THEY DID.

I'm sorry, but they stirred up so much shit we had to go along. We really didn't want this.

>>73144080
What state were George Washington and Thomas Jefferson from dumbass

>>73144000
She acted in one of the plays, but I had friends who had friends in production.
I feel a little bad, because I forgot to go to one of them when she asked me to go.
Hearing all this makes me kinda glad I didn't do much extra curricular in high school. It all sounds rather arduous. It's bad enough I had to wake up at 5:30; I was done for the day by 2pm.
Also, what happened down there with the school districts? I hear it's a bit of a disaster, like a bunch of teachers got axed and what-not. I was in college and my little brother was too sick for a year to go, then wound up moving when he got better.

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THERE'S A YELLOW ROSE IN TEXAS
THAT I AM GOING TO SEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM

>>73144178
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson did not stand for all Virginians. "Patriots" stirred shit up and were most prevalent in the North, but some Southern states also had small minorities of "patriots" such as these cucks.

Just because "patriotic individuals" came from a certain state, doesn't mean all Virginians were "patriotic individuals".

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>>73140136
Then kentucky must be allowed too?

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>>73143493
This is an objective fact. You don't smoother barbecue in a sweet or smoky sauce, you just keep it simple and enjoy the succulent taste of the meat itself with a mild tanginess provided by the vinegar. Of course, the next best level of perfection would be to dash a few drops of tabasco sauce for a bit of spiciness.

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>>73144516
>>73143493
You have ten posts to delet this.

>>73144021
Meet your new leaders, same and as corrupt as the old. At least independence though.

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>>73144423
We've reached our immigration quotas on Y*nkees, sorry. But please, come next time on a later date.

And we may include you.

If you're nice enough.

>>73144423
Tennessee rightful Carolina clay.

>>73144656
Not with your BBQ it's not.

>>73143988
This

>>73144207
They decided to merge two of the districts together because the city is incompetent with money. Some of the schools said they didn't want the kids who suck at school to be in their schools, so they made their own district in Germantown

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>>73144681
We'll annex you regardless, and steal the secret recipe to your hot chicken.

>>73144603
but the appalachians and such, and accents. I swear we are not yankee, except I guess I am since my mother's side is from upstate new york but my dad's side is genuine kentuckian baptist

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>>73140005
Wisconsin here lads. How's the obesity working with you hillbillies?

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>>73144787
>upstate jew york mother
1 drop rule, niggerjew.

>>73140005
south is a bunch of fags and high yellows, utah is probably the only white state left in the union.

>tfw monarchist
>tfw great men like Washington and my ancestors who fought for republican ideals in the Revolutionary and Civil Wars were ultimately (partially) wrong
The best that I can hope for is a legitimate monarchy that respects the ideals of the Founding Fathers and the Confederate Southerners. But how?

>>73141212
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Patriots_Organization
someone has a subscription to jacobin.

a fine magazine of parasitic progressive adjunct professors pretending to be communist workers.

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>>73144867
FOY

>>73144017
Shouldn't have killed all the wolves desu, wouldn't have to deal with coyotes.

>>73144888
UPSTATE
They despise nyc and uncritically wave the dixie flag
It's one of the few places I'd consider sincerely american

>>73144722
>didn't want the kids who suck at school to be in their schools
I don't blame 'em.
If the Southwind kids were that bad, troublemaking, and distracting, I can't imagine what the city kids would be like.
I've already had a bit of a taste of Frasier and Orange Mound from working in my dad's business out there.
One day a nice black woman I wave to every day goes into a house, the next day a roasted ham planet comes by emptying her revolver into the side of the house next to the place I was working at. Every house looks like a den of vice.
And don't get me started on the thefts and crackheads, and then the meth heads are a whole other family of beasts from the white side of the fence.

Any fellow NCfags ITT?

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>>73145036
>mentions american like its a good thing
Sort yourself out, kiddo. You're never gonna make it on here. Oh and uh... Stop sharting on my thread.

FOY.

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Anyone want to see something upsetting? I'll start with the first pic.

>>73140005
Florence, Kentucky area. Am I /dixie/ enough?

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>>73144912
>>73143988
Good that people are seeing this. The south isn't just about dixie nationalism and culture, and it's not pragmatic political squabbles either (referring to tariffs, differences in north/south economy, etc). It's about a deep ideological division stretching from before independence. I'm almost thinking a spiritual revival of sorts in the south is the only way to bring down the liberal enlightenment ideal as the new world order. The US stands as its face and is the forefront, so down with the US.

>>73145137
My gay uncle lives up in NC. Nice guy, baked me fresh cookies once when I was up there.

Although I sort of ruined any relationship after that by calling him a queer.

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>>73145137
NC anon reporting in.

>>73144867
>Wisconsin
>not the obesity capital of America

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>>73145224
Down with the USA, down with "America"!

Benedict Arnold ftw!

>>73145298
Where you at anon?
>tfw i can see the appalachains from my backporch

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>>73145189
>>73145226
>>73145254
>>73145298
Now comes the big reveal, how do you go from this to pic related?

>>73145048
Yeah, we own a business around Winchester and we've been broken into a couple of times. It's rough out here. Thankfully, nothing like an armed robbery, but several people who work around here have been shot and killed after getting followed home from work, so I try to keep an eye out for myself. Sucks, but it's a living l.

>>73145143
In the sense that south is the bastion of true american culture away from fucktons of 19th century european immigration and shit. Careful you don't artificially widen this division as civic nationalists and such would.

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>>73145338
In pic related. Not a very exciting place and obviously not as beautiful compared to the Appalachians.

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Modern skyline before the Duke Energy Tower.

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If you went to any college other than Washington & LEE, then you just ain't Southern enough.

>>73145356
Stay safe on the streets, though, honestly, our biggest threat was a meth head who threatened to kill our whole family when he got fired for being too much trouble.
The idiot showed off his gun to one of the workers, and told my dad.
He was a first gen CHI, but he was a great guy, I hope he's doing well. Not the meth head, of course.

>>73145489
Your dad or the worker? I'm CHI too.

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>>73145358
The South is close to true British colonial culture which was originally supposed to be "American" values. Y*nkees have deviated so far from it, that you're far gone away from saving.

>>73145557
The worker. He was a cool dude.
We'd talk every now and then. He was also absolutely fantastic at ring-boxing. I hope he gets into pros someday.

/dixie/? More like /pixie/ I could heem every one of you wanks

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>tfw will never be a southerner

OOOOOH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON OLD TIME THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN

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>>73146333
>>73146608
Niggers. Get back to work. You ain't free to roam our lands till you get a good workout pickin' our cotton. :^)

>>73145998
FOY

>>73146721
you know what, fuck you.

you're the ones who need allies to keep this general alive if this it the so called southern """""""""""""""hospitality""""""""""""""" then im out

>>73146742
Sorry about that, the south has its share of autists as well.

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>>73146742
Relax Latvia, it was simply harmless banter. Please, sit down. I never meant any of it.

You boys want some sweet tea?

>>73140005
Whoa, nice, somebody's trying this again. It died last time but I always thought it would be if people resurrected it as a one off thing occasionally in the future. Virginia reporting in.

In CA myself, dad's from MO though and we've got a lot of folks back in TX and NC. What's going on?

>>73146333
>>>/randstad/

>>73145589
It's funny that that's so true because most of the South is predominantely Scots-Irish and not Anglo.

>>73146993
Lies.

>>73146993
Depends on the area. The coastal south is mainly Southern English, farther inwards is a mix of Northern English and Celtic.

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>>73146993
original colonizers.

>>73147117
no it's mostly true. it's more like a badge of honor though, having such an old population that can be clearly traced back. much better than the clusterfuck of the north. pic related.
also a lot of the scots-irish weren't even scots. plenty were probably english or at least speakers of the language/dialect scots, who are anglos too.
regardless still the south does have plenty of irish/celtic influence. just look at the folk music for example. this isn't some kind of bad thing. it's trve cvlt and identity.

>>73146905
In the middle of the night, go to the city courthouse and raise the battle flag.

>>73147117
It depends, Appalachian culture is certainly Scots-Irish, and then you have Louisiana which is French and sort of has its own unique thing too. Old Southern culture i.e. "polite" Southern culture spread to everyone else from WASP plantation owners though, certainly. I think today Virginia is the only state left in the South today where the majority of people are genetically of Anglo stock but there could be others since self-declared surveys of ancestry are trash information-wise.

>>73146993
>tfw anglo-german carpetbagger
feels good desu, outsmarted everyone I've met except the damn abos

>>73147321
That'd certainly make headlines.
Since Trump was elected, a lot of immigrants 'round here have been avoiding going out in public. A rebel flag above the county courthouse would about give them all heart attacks, probably.

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We've failed, my boys, I've failed. I knew my autism would cripple my charisma by -20,000 points. We got too far, yet seem to have accomplished so little.

Just hang me right now and let our black proletariats eat my body whole.

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, he walked on the backs of dixie scum and spat in the face of general lee...

>>73147656
You fucked up the fucking song

KILL YOURSELF

>>73147656
FOY

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>>73147680

*pees in the mississippi*

@73147656
*hath
*spatteth
>yank education
wew lad

What animal did you first kill, /dixie/, it can either be with a gun or melee

>>73147807
"have" is fine, since "eyes" is plural. He walketh* though, and spatteth*, yes.
>>73147839
A bird, with a slingshot.

>>73147839
A mole, with a shovel

>>73147923
walkedth* even, since it's "walked", not "walks".

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CLETUS THE FETUS

>>73147923
I killed a bird with a BB gun about 70 yards away and then when it tried to squirm its way out to escape, I quickly dispatched it with a single BB in the brain.

>>73147839
Rabbit, grandfather's .22

>>73145224
You just described a feeling that is very hard to put into words very succinctly, thank you. While I don't agree with you fully I do think that people need to understand that this isn't just some red state/blue state shit, it's much, much more and it predates Washington, Adams and Jefferson by a very long time.

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>>73148009
>monarchists

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>>73148169
thicc chin

>>73148196
Who is that, Guy Fieri as a nerdy old virgin?

>>73147994
But you're a Y*nk, South Dakota

>tfw your naive family thinks you're a genius because you schooled better than white trash but you're average at best

>>73140005
Send help

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>>73148283
My Momma was born to a Georgian family and grew up in Red Stick LA

I grew up with the spectrum of rice meals, grits, an accordion playing Pawpaw, and a mother who's Georgian accent came out into plain view when she got madder than Hell itself

>>73148169
I'm not, we're just more "European" than other Americans, and that has nothing to do with politics. We have a relatively set in stone ancestral and genetic identity and a self-contained culture that isn't just sponging up different things from each wave of immigrants.

Our exit from British rule was less than satisfactory for both parties involved and I would have preferred us to have retained a more Anglo-European identity instead of the melting pot meme. If that includes Constitutional Monarchy for some people, than sure, I see quite a few benefits to that system.

>>73148357
>white trash
>speaking of fellow rebels like that
Get back to the fields, Charlie.

>>73148388
Hey, I've got an accordion. They're great, versatile instruments.

>>73148388
come home, deep fried man.

>>73148401
that is Carlos to you gringo!

>>73148403
Still got my Pawpaw's but he never taught me to play it

Too bad he's senile now, but at least now he tells funny stories

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>>73148380
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73148388
>lives in South Dakota
>claims 'muh heritage' as Southern diaspora
You don't belong here, Y*nk

>>73148400
>Constitutional Monarchy
>The monarchy working despite the monarch
Also no you're not more "European" than other Americans. Europeans are more socialist, a word which makes the dixie cringe.

what is the leaf implying

>>73148428
That's too bad, but it's never too late to start learning either. I'm self-taught—granted, it's not my first instrument, but learning it by yourself ain't impossible. What make is the one you have?

Reddit's /r/accordion is generally good about answering questions you run into, if you have any.

>>73148464
I reckon he's telling us we're 'white'.

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>>73148442

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>>73148302
>>73148321
>>73148375
>>73148407
>>73148455
>>73148476
day of the rake when?

>>73148516
>no saltire or cross on flag
You can take the leaf back from whence you came

>>73148516
>wanting to kill Canadians
>calling them leaves
You're a Y*nk, get out.

Y*nks /out/!

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>>73148568
Have you seen a Canadian?

>>73148461
You're missing the point. Socialism has its fair share of critics in Europe anyhow, see Thatcherism in Britain and Nigel Farage, who's good friends with the Governor of Mississippi.

>>73148598
No, but we're supposed to be the opposite of /cum/ so Canadians will be allowed on our general... Unless that isn't the opposite of what /cum/ does.

>>73148623
Yes but the socialism in Europe comes from the ideas of feudalism (ie. the rich help the poor out) whereas in America the ideas of "pick yourself up by your bootstraps are prevalent.

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>>73148420
If I had the money I'd be down in Louisiana again
Maybe next year...

>>73148449
Half my family is in the South

I know I'm not Southern but I'm certainly not a Yankee

Like a bit of a crossbreed

Life is Hell

>>73148485
I'd have to dig it out, but I do know it's pretty old, at least 40 years if not more

Won't play no more though, something inside got busted. He went senile before he could get her fixed up

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>>73148673
You're a filthy half-Y*nk, please get out. Maybe the mixed breed border states would accept you like boring Kansas. But you certainly don't have a future in Dixieland, your cultural descent is simply too out of order to be considered anything.

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>>73148780
This is now a Yank thread.
sry dearie

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>>73148780
Oh...

I guess Southern hospitality ain't reserved for me no more

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>>73148789
RRREEEE Y*NKS GET OFF MY GENERAL

I'M LITERALLY GOING TO RAPE MARYLAND IF THIS GOES ANY FURTHER

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>>73148831
Oh dearie it seems like your opinions don't matter in this dead general

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>>73148809
*Sigh*, the problem is if we have half-Y*nks in our thread, then everyone from Y*nkeeland would want to come here.

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go. All of you.

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>>73142605
No more Ohioans down here pls

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>>73148881
Y-you, you engineered the downfall of /dixie/ didn't you? Why don't you leave us alone for once in your lives, we're not /cum/. We're not you.

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>>73148888
But Yankees don't wanna be Southern

How can they claim to have anything Southern?

Please I'm from SOUTH Dakota I want to sit out on a porch and watch the lightning bugs glitter in the summer heat along the Mississippi while the riverboats sail lazily by

>>73148673
>I'd have to dig it out, but I do know it's pretty old, at least 40 years if not more

>Won't play no more though, something inside got busted. He went senile before he could get her fixed up

Huh. I've opened mine up a couple times to fix small stuff. Having seen the inside of one, it's a small miracle they don't break every time ya touch 'em. They're incredibly complex machines, specially the bass side.

>>73144867
You should address the nogs and bean goblins

Southern "culture"

>>73148888
What sane Northerner would want to be a dixiefag?
>>73148913
Scorched earth is a legitimate strategy sorry you guys are still mad

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>>73148954
I-I c-can't comprehend

S-South Dakota, n-near C-canada, N-north

*circuits buzz uncontrollably*

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>>73147656
One like and I shoot Lincoln
>Ol' Abe lies sick, Ol' Abe lies sick, l' Abe lies sick in bed, he's a lying dog a crying dog I wish that he were dead

>>73148977
Lord knows whats wrong with it

Not even sure there's anywhere local I could go to get it fixed, maybe one of the Germantowns has someone who could help

Anyways, it'd be a wonder to learn, even if I'd only play if for Mardi Gras or Christmas or Easter

>>73149029
We're South of North Dakota and we hate em and love em to bits n pieces

>>73149097
That's an idea. If you don't have any luck finding someone 'round there, you can ship it to these guys in PA who'll repair it: http://libertybellows.com/repairs.html
I bought mine from them.

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>>73149097

>>73149141
Thanks for the link bud, I'll be sure to look into it

>>73148568
Leafburner detected
Day of the rake will strike you the hardest

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>>73149097
Alright, I think I trust you. You might not be Deep South but you're South enough. Welcome to /dixie/.

Now how the hell do we make this general more active and annoyingly pleasant in a good way unlike /cum/?

>>73149162
Any time, best of luck.
>>73149192
Make >>73149162 fix his accordion, and then the two of us will play duets for y'all's amusement.

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>>73149157

>>73149192
Probably delving into Southern culture, which is something a lot of people don't know much about

It's an awfully romantic and poetic culture, so showing it off probably wouldn't be a bad idea

>>73149192
A lot of generals on this board are slower, it's just that Americans aren't really used to anything besides fast paced ones like /cum/ or /brit/ so people tend to assume it's dead and leave if there at least two posts a minute. Also there's just a lot less of us than there are Yankees.

>>73149264
*if there aren't

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>>73149228
But I have no knowledge about musical instruments. I don't even have any useful skills, even though I go on /int/ which is a language learning board.

I'm effectively a NEET of the highest degree.

Most assuredly useless!

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Can we all agree that people who put beans in chili arent human?

>>73149285
Heh, I hang around /int/ sometimes. What're ya learning?

>>73140005
dixie here from connecticut. whatsup y'all? Git er dun hehehe.

>>73148568
Leaves are all atheists and commies

>>73149288
I wouldn't say not human, but they certainly can't make good chili without excessive amounts of extra fluff

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>>73149233
But we have so much vigor, probably even moreso than the Y*nks. I bet we would outpost them even with lesser numbers.

>>73149301
…five minutes later, I remember that this is /int/. I'm a dumbass.

>>73149301
Well recently I've gotten to level 2 Hungarian on Duolingo but it's kind of a shitty language, considering it's a language I don't know anything about first hand as an English speaker and it's unrelated to Indo-European languages.

Probably going to learn something easier like Dutch in all honesty, my good fellow.

>>73149325
Better than Y*nks

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>>73149354
I don't doubt it, but it's a bit hard to do a good casual conversation without slipping something up and revealing personal stuff

Non-Southerners aren't usually comfortable doing that, especially on 4chan

Perhaps we can gain strength through memes

>>73149412
Hungarian, huh? Hardcore.
I'm a freelance translator for the moment. I speak a few other languages but they're all Indo-European, haha.

>>73149431
Perhaps. But we have yet to have an arsenal of memes at our disposal to counter the Y*nks.

>>73149412
Hungarian is like the boss level of European languages.

>Dutch
Just do German, then you can actually have an opportunity to use it irl. Dutch people refuse to speak it with you because 90% can speak English like a native.

>>73149434
Yeah I'm actually a complete noob to language learning as I had quit Spanish early in highshool and never returned to language learning until quite recently.

is utah considered south

>>73149509
Don't be silly, G*rmans will die out to Arabian culture in the next 50 years. It's post-mortem at this point. Sealed to its fate, never to return.

>>73140005
Dumb spics.

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>>73149524
No.

>>73149524
They're heretical Y*nks originating from the state of Vermont, so.. No?

>>73149510
High school language classes are a waste of time for 99% of the people involved. Memorizing lists of words to spit 'em back out on a test does fuck all in the way of actually learning to speak a language, and most of the students just forget it all as soon as they're done because they don't need or want to use it.

>>73149537
Well that basically only leaves Slavic languages then, and while not as hard as Hungarian they're still pretty damn hard.

>>73149550
Rid yourself from these premises, nigger, and take your "banter" with you.

Uncle CSA has no mercy for traitorous nephews.

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>>73149524
No!
The orange area; it depends where you are in that state.

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>>73149570
>>73149591
Perhaps we should just stay monolingual then if all the good, easy languages are being subdued by shitskins.

>>73149685
On the bright side, you'll be able to use them all to speak in code sooner or later.
Also, I'll be out of work, except for Russian-English. Thanks, language-subduing shitskins.

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>>73149658
>West Virginia orange
>East Virginia red
Should be switched desu

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>>73149786
On the brighter side, if the EU seems like its disintegrating, Russia may take advantage of this and kill all the shitskins while the leftists would be too scared to attack the 2nd biggest military on Earth. Also with our President, it's guaranteed we probably won't get involved in this, if he is Pro-Russian.

Maybe that in itself would clean up this mess and restore our ability to learn Yuropean languages.

>>73149802
Wrong

>>73149509
What about Afrikaans
>wtb boer gf

Rest well, /dixie/

>>73149896
AFRIKAANS IS DOOD

>>73150129
Do they still speak Afrikaans in South Africa?

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>>73150129
>>73150145
Literally what

>>73141624
Shakespeare said that.

>>73150238
I thought the niggers replaced ALL the Boers and their culture with their populations. Evidently not.

>>73150376
>I thought the niggers replaced ALL the Boers and their culture with their populations
Even if they had, they'd still likely use Afrikaans because they have a hundred thousand languages of their own and they couldn't communicate with each other. Afrikaans is to South Africa and the surrounding area what English is to most of the world.

>>73150376
Most of those speakers outside of the Cape are Khoisan, the non speakers are all bantuniggers, they probably clack rocks together to speak

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>>73150420
>Afrikaans is to South Africa and the surrounding area to what English is to most of the world
Those poor blacks really just need to be enslaved, they can't manage to do much of anything without us ;(

So sad!

>>73150482
Are Khoisans more advanced than Bantuniggers in other fields as well?

>>73150602
They're advanced because they had the Netherlands' dick up their ass for a few years, AFAIK.

>>73150602
Khoisans were nomads, so no, but they wuz the kangs before the Bantu discovered ironworking

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>>73150693
>>73150735
I made some new OC btw.

Does /dixie/ celebrate Easter?

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>>73151362
Most certainly, we aren't barbaric savages like Yankee scum who are predominantly atheist.

>>73151410
>spidermancsatoad

alright, I laughed at that one

>>73151449
Spider-rebel, spider-rebel, does whatever a spider-rebel does?

>>73151510
Can he win at Gettysburg?
No he can't, Lee lost the war

Look out! Here comes the Spider-rebel

>>73151449
>>73151510
>>73151561
Hmmm!

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>>73151618
Where could he be?

Surprise, Yankees, right behind you!