/brit/

anime

anime

anime

the best new order tune is undoubtedly True Faith

anime

considering a wank but don't feel like fingering my arse

wanks aren't generally satisfying unless i have something up the bum

chicanos out

if /brit/ was a Sunday roast then the yanks would be the stuffing

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anime

>>73095125
>>73095132
>>73095146
>>73095152

good posts

>>73095148
>>73095153
>>73095155
>>73095157
>>73095163
bad posts

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Did someone say anime?

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>mfw Gibraltar will be Spanish again

>>73095098
Where's Kendall Jenner?

>>73095098
(clockwise from cara):
2 1 3 5 4

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work tomorrow

>>73095184
racist

>>73095160
why

>>73095139
I kinda enjoy them, guess that makes me a pleb huh :/

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>>73095125
>>73095132
>>73095146
>>73095152
>>73095166
Fuck off.

>>73095194
haha runt off to bed now

mr shekelstein wants you wide and awake by 6am

Ty is the true hero of Arsenal Fan TV

How is it it that some people can be so confident whilst being so average or even ugly but some good looking people can be incredibly insecure and shy?

Look at all these black rappers, some of them are ugly as fuck but they have so much fucking confidence like nothing ever fazes them.

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>>73095194
>in 11 hours time I'll be sitting at my desk

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>>73095194

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Merry Christmas lads

>>73095194
>NO work tomorrow

Love being a teacher

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being a worthless NEET tomorrow

do brits eat tacos

Another day another wasted day of your so short life wageslaving to make your boss another million huh wageslaves?

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>>73095217
anime is british culture

Miami Gusanos out

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Quick lads, post you are waifu

>>73095243
Nonce

trying to hold in my poo by crossing my legs but struggling

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w o r k t o m o r r o w

>>73095254
I eat your mums Taco Bell every night

>celebrity A wins the internet
>celebrity B wins the day
wish headlines like this would fuck off

muslims are great people

don't let the actions of a tiny minority cloud this truth!

>>73095283
>3DPD
Disgusting

last little bit of poo won't come out

annoying

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amine

>>73095217
i love it

When did yanks start eating guacamole? thought that was just a british thing 2bh

*tries entering the call centre for another day of hard work*

*door accidentally closes on my bollocks and utterly obliterates them*

>>73095297
very high quality banter

>>73095283
repulsive

>>73095313
let me help
*digs around your anus with my tongue*

fascinated by china's jihadist problem

Remember /vint/? I'm glad that's over.

>>73095313
*bends you over the loo and rams my tongue into your arse, digging out the remaining bit of poo with ease*

you're welcome :)

>this spaniard spamming brit threads once again
mexicANO...

isnt it funny how threads invariable turn to shit when anime nonces get a foot in the door and start to think theyre welcome
dont let it happen lads, theyve ruined many good generals before

wish a girl would obliterate my bollocks with a cricket bat

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>His waifu isn't even 3D

>>73095348
Thanks I tried

is this the designated inbred thread?
hello

Hows qt3.14 transgf 2017 going for you lads?

>>73095363
>>73095380
nice one lads

haitiANO is in españa now...

>>73095369
it's still up, like all the merged boards

are they staying forever?

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>>73095283

need a bf

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Theresa May hasn't put a foot wrong yet. Only sexists don't rate her

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>Have to go to bed soon for work tomorrow
>Stressing trying to make the most of my last hour awake

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>>73095393
>He doesn't even have an 8+/10 3D girlfriend (female) with whom he has sex regularly

>>73095412
/eire/ is that way friend

just got off the old facetime with joseph kony haha

>>73095448
More like legist!

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on the train

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>getting more than 5 hours of sleep every night

>>73095433
FUCK
FUCK AWAY

>you can travel the world
>learn a language
>INSTEAD you choose to wageslave
really makes you think

>>73095412

Yes you got the wrong room.

The designated surrendering thread is next door.

>>73095412
let me breed with your sister to open up the gene pool a bit

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>>73095412
>tfw no french gf

>>73095513
me in the atmosphere

>could fuck myself when looking in the mirror
>could puke when I see myself in a picture

Fuck! Why!

>>73095539
delish x

>>73095559
Subjective vs. Objective perception

>>73095527
>read this
>had a think
>saw your flag
>stopped taking any notice

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why are qt girls never interested in discussing right-wing politics and PC gaming with me?

the irish drive on the left hahahahah

>could start a company and make others your wageslaves
why don't you do this?

>>73095539
wow who shits like a fucking goat, in little balls?

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>>73095520
good post

gook lovers >>>/out/

>>73095612
think if you don't eat enough fibre you get those. that dirty scotch woman who used to root around in fat people's shit would always go on about it.

>>73095666
stop burning churches, satan

If you're from UK and have more than 6 teeths in your mouth you're most likely a paki

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>>73095690

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojQqAnlrW_M
choon

>>73095648
who's the bint holding her pen like a moustache? know a girl who looks like her, think she's keen for a bit but I'd feel like a right nonce despite us being the same age

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/39471837

All me

think we had a mystery shopper today
think I fucked myself
shall start perusing for another job

>>73095732
would suck living in the buildings that are mostly upside down

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Take a look at this guys so funny lol

Thank you janny you did something worthwhile for once

>>73095768
>gif
fuck off

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

janny'd

>>73095785
h.ello reddit

janny is on a mad one

HE DOTH THINE

its a massacre

J&

do you have a best friend?

Based Janitor

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What are you lads having for dinner? I'm baking a chicken breast marinaded in teriyaki sauce and I'm going to have some Korean miso noodle soup and then some fruit. Then I might have a whisky later while playing Horizon: Zero Dawn.

>didnt see thread for awhile
>had to catch up on a LOT of posts
>realize theyre deleted
>refresh

back where i left off.... heh...

I've deduced that Redditors get most offended when they're called out as Redditors. It's as if they know how shameful they must feel. Tut, tut.

>>73095831
>roll epic dubs and i'll do something wacky and zany!
hello /b/

ooh you're ard janny
giving me a warning

>>73095887
who could be behind such a thing?? hmmm

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post the paki gfs lads

>>73095869
The Redditor is immunised against all dangers. One may call him a newfag, bender, normie twat, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>working in retail
just end it

>>73095884
You post only because he allows it.
You will be banned when he demands it.

leave it out janny

f*ck missed the first 2 episodes of channel 5's documentary about Michael McIntyre

no hes just deleting posts left and right the absolute madman

>Not even replying to wallpaper guy anymore.

>File still deleted.

Alri- lad what are we allowed to post?

>my only past time became competitive
great, now I enjoy nothing.

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>>73095933
the gf

janny is a very angry little white man

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trust no authority

God I love being Jewish

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>File no longer exists (404)

>>73095732
sauce on the image lad?

>all those replies
>not a single one ended in a 5
wtf /brit/

>>73095979
competitive /brit/ posting

>>73096032
same
truly the only red-pilled religion

>>73095979
What was your pastime?

>>73095148
true

janny is off his rocker

cant even asdfg a post these days. what the fuck.

>>73095987
i'd wrap her turban if you understand me

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>>73095785
>5

going with this

jannys nut is utterly done in

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land of the fat

Haven't watched TV in about 5 years. Any time I turn the TV on its just another "gritty" police/courtroom drama or a hospital drama set in the 50s.

British TV is shockingly bad

>post doesn't relate to the wallpaper guy
>doesn't even have a file
>deleted anyway
MADMAN

>>73096095
it was always a shit reddit gimmick

>>73096100
inspiring

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>>73096100

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>>73096100

>Shortcuts on the desktop
>McAffee

Whats the epitome of the British culture?

>>73096032
>>73096060
post nose

>>73096119
but but but remember when it used to be good sometimes????? pay your license fee fascist

>>73096145
Me

>>73096100
This may be the most cancerous post ever.

>>73096100
yogalad is that you?

>>73096145
/brit/

>>73096145
hating the french

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>>73096123

>>73095448
cara is so fucking cute

>>73096119
i just watch yank tv shows

hell hath no fury like a janny unpaid

>>73096147
people will make fun of me

>>73096145
School trip to the Isle of Wight

>>73096244
schools don't do that

throwback to a good post i made earlier today


>>73095161
from now on im going to start reposting the posts that i make that i feel deserved more (You)'s

anyone got that image which takes the piss out of i think /tv/ moderation. it has some people chained against a wall, naked, with a cctv camera watching them and they're saying how good /tv/ is or something to that affect.
know which one im on about?

>officefags moaning about work

awww you poor things

>>73096274

Yes

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bokkle a milkk

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>>73096184

>>73096292
may i have it?

>>73096060
>Jews
>red pilled

Nice meme, but everyone knows that Yahweh is just an offshoot of Sumerian and Egyptian gods

>>73096274
yeah I know what you're on about

eating some cake
would share it with the janny but he was very mean today

https://www.reddit.com/r/place/

can someone explain why this has taken off so much

>>73096314
plenty of redpilled jews. horowitz and shapiro to name 2.

>>73096314
charity shop tier god desu
couldn't even invent their own

>>73096283
Offices are hell.

Even in shit weather, working outside with the lads and being productive is more fulfilling than being chewed out by your lazy cunt boss because Mr Nosenberg (Managing Director) is pushing for more profit.

best wankitnow video lads?

or british JOI in general for that matter

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>>73096362
Because Redditors don't remember the Drawball

Would you rather have sex with Mads Mikkelsen or Viggo Mortensen?

>>73096314
>>>/pol/
This general is for real /brit/s

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you know, these steamed clams are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger

>>73096362
>reddit spacing
You should know

>>73096397
Mads. Fucking love that guy, great actor, no homo

got a reme insight course 2moro for a week, shittin my pants boys what have i got myself into

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>>73096313
please (you) my post again >>73096292 please

>>73096386
saw a wankitnow video once with a girl on the couch reading a magazine and telling her brother to j/o

wish i could remember the name of it

The K gf

>>73096397
viggo is more handsome

>>73096362
what is this?

*hugs you*

>>73096376
happens to everyone

you lads are dry, clean and sitting down

Why are people so autistic about putting a space between lines? It just looks nicer.

If you don't drive a German executive car, I have no respect for you

>>73096397
I've seen viggo's willy before so I guess it would be less of a surprise

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>>73096457

>>73096476
r

e

d

d

i

t

>>73096457
me on the left

@73096440
this needs to be edited into a /brit/ version

>>73096476 wasted space

>>73096476
this

it's hardly some reddit thing either

dire straits are an abysmal band

yes

this

is

a

far

better

way

of

posting.

not

shit

at

all.

>>73096424
phwoar imagine those dark nipples and that dark pussy lips, nice bit of landing strip on the top

>>73096440
tv isn't like this at all

especially at night with all blacked and pedo threads

>>73096536
grim

reckon /brit/ is the most policed part of /int/

just like in real life then lads waheyyy haha :(

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>>73096532

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01s4rhz
testing doing 4chan posting instead of reddit posting

sometimes think id like a paki or gook gf but then i think about possible kids and i dont want them

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>>73096536

the only people who get angry about redditspacing are phoneposters

>>73096455
this?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56314b3c2004a

>>73096563
>united sharts of arsemerica
>VIRGINia
>Shitsylvania

>>73096578
white + desi produces far better looking children than white + gook

fuck off chromeposters

dumb phoneposters

got an absolutely incredible impending sense of doom lads

who /firefox/ here

stay loyal

>>73096556
that's because of that one pathetic janny who literally deletes threads 10 seconds after they are made

or if he misses them deletes them when they are at 200+ posts

how do the /r/place people draw these nice things

I may (or may not) have had a wank this afternoon.

GOING NUCLEAR LADS I JUST CALLED AN INTERPALS LASS SEXY

Is pop culture something that gets mentioned in your workplace/among your friends at all?

I work as a postdoc and a while back at a research group meeting a PhD student from the US mentioned a music video by "Adele". He was shocked and exasperated to discover no one at the table (~12 academics, between late 20s and 40-something) knew who she was. I had to look her up too.

I thought it was pretty funny.

>>73096536
my willy is growing right before my eyes!

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got all my kale shake ingredients chopped & ready for the morning

rec me a book lads, just finished the one i was reading and don't have anything lined up

>>73096613
nvm found it http://www.wankitnow.com/videoentry/lucy-alexandra-jerk-yourself-off/

>>73096674
scripts teamwork and templates

really like the Irish one 2bh

>>73096674
scripts

She had a face straight outta magazine
God only knows but you'll never leave her

just watched the first episode of Westworld
Creepy

>>73096734
it's shit

>>73096694
I work in an accounting firm, absolutely dripping with pop-culture consciousness

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>>73096674
4chan used to have something like /r/place

>>73095098
ugly caveman
ugly gypsy
ugly albanian
coalburner
just ugly

>>73096701
incredibly gay post

>>73096457
Spitting image of me

>>73096694
Well it figures that a bunch of Brits wouldn't know who a American singer is, especially one that's not all that famous otuside of the U.S.

>>73096694
I don't listen to her music but Im not sure how you aren't at least aware of who adele is

that type of pop culture is pretty pervasive and you'll be made aware of certain things whether you follow it or not

>>73096734
its really fucking bad

dick is expanding at approximately 0.3cm per second

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

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>>73096706

really glad I don't live in the Middle East

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>>73096772

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>coalburner

>>73096556
/cum/ is by far

>>73096761
4chan didn't own this website

they just raided it from time to time

but yeah r/place is a total rip off

>>73096667
me 2bh

>>73096693
AHHHHHH
HE'S ONLY GONE AND BLOODY DONE IT
MADMAN

>>73096734
Don't listen to those retards they hate it cuz it's good
Like Rick & Morty

might do a late night 'cide

spitting image was a very good showm

>>73096750
>>73096782
really? Seemed decent

hmm
might do a blog post.

i always see those interpals threads
never been in one

what is it for? creeping on foreign qts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM9eObfOWq4

CHOOON

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> go to grocery store
> see this magazine promoting white genocide
TRIGGERED!

Why Do Certain People Capitalise Every Word Like This?

Still can't get my head around it. Been wondering if it might have something to do with mental retardation or some sort of learned behaviour by those with dyslexia.

Can't do a pull-up lads lol

bring back, bring back, bring back the black and tans
>>73096856
go ask them you runt

>>73096892
if nothing else it's got to be so time consuming

>>73096886
>cat ears at a wedding
triggered

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>>73096706

>>73096896
Are you a fatty?

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so i saw this posted here the other day with my two posts i had made ages ago, complaining about /brit/

i was actually just baiting, I wonder how many of these screenshots are just bait

>>73096896
runt

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Any other ugly bastards here?

>>73096896
a/s/l?

>cascading posts

>>73096776
>I don't listen to her music but Im not sure how you aren't at least aware of who adele is

I might have heard the names of various celebrities and sometimes broadly know what they do (i.e. if they're actors, singers...) but I wouldn't be able to say anything about them or recognise them in a photo.

>>73096896
i've noticed the sort of people who go to the gym almost always work in offices. they don't actually use their strength for anything other than vanity and showing off

>>73096956
me

>>73096942
6ft 2, 85kg

>>73096946
Ye

>>73096981
Ok

hearing a hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM

>>73096795
>been climbing for almost five years
>have only climbed one font 7A

Just end it.

>>73096981
So

>>73096980
>recognise them in a photo.

Adele will be the one taking up most of the photo.

>>73096886
It wont last a month Archie deserves better than that slag.

also sweetie nobody here knows what a archie is xxx

>>73096938
I'll read 58 thanks

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((beto))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

grabbed my willy and pulled on it till some yellow stuff came out. quite concerned

off to work on my archery

you are all virgin losers

>>73096956
literally me

>>73096706
what type of book lad?

>>73096938
I heard that James Joyces books are really fucking hard to read. Most of /lit/ has probably only read excerpts from them

>tfw 6'3 and 63kg and still manage to pick my gf from the floor and proceed to throw her up and catch her

btw she is 24 and 48kg i am not a nonce haha

>>73097004
good taste

>>73097008
What's that in Yank units?

if it wasnt for chromes spell checker i would probably be thoughto f as a mong

>>73096981
being fit and not using it for any practical purpose is still better than being a fat cunt

>>73097071
>imperial height, metric weight

Pick ONE

will any of the yanks let me sleep on their settee if I tour the country?

>>73097057
alri spiclad?

>>73096938

I thought Ulysses was just a /lit/ meme that they recommend to everyone like /g/ recommends Arch to everyone.

>>73097046
good lad

>>73097071
>48kg
nonce

>>73097107
Sorry fella, you can't tell us what to do anymore.

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>>73097112
Sure laddo
My couch pulls out but I don't

>>73097112
use couchsurfing la
just be smart, dont have nig hosts

>>73097112
ye you can stay with me x

>>73097107
smaller numbers are better 2bh

>>73096796
book looks a bit racist desu

dumb yanki frogposter

>not mixing imperial and metric whenever you feel like it

>>73097131
t. chubby chaser

Anyone else cover their face in Vaseline before they go to bed?

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shall be purchasing this one

finna do a wank and have an early night

>>73097187
just get an iphone you nerd haha

>>73097126
sundays are for church and the butts

>>73097187
Just get an iPhone lmao

>>73096553
what channels are you watching

>>73097216
what class you shoot lad

>>73097225
applecuck

>>73097165
This. I don't even know the difference desu, i was never taught one or the other in school or anything

hehehe

who /cuckedbydestiny/ here?

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Is a Blackman born in England an Englishman?

have taken to wearing boots and things that naturally have a thicker bottom because i am short
its not fair that women get a pass on high heels

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>weekend nearly over
>have done N O T H I N G

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>>73097271
traditional recurve

>iphones

ah yes I want to get bored of my phone within 1 week

>>73097310
>>73097310
>>73097310

>>73097272
Gookshill

is a black'man born to english parents english?

>>73096938
are any of these books even good or is it just stuck up people being 2smart4u

never know with 4chan since you're literally the biggest hipsters in the world

>>73097291
No

Pretending there's zero difference between black and white is stupid

>>73097319
GOOD lad, none of that compound bullshit

>JANNY'D

>>73097329
JANNY
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>>73097222
>British Ibiza
Nice touch.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/mcdonalds-to-switch-to-fresh-beef-in-quarter-pounders-1490878800


woahhhhh... wonder what they'll taste like now.....