/brit/

It's ON lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JovkN03x0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmgQB3kGeGc

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alri

ujk

dont care if im considered working class desu

just want to live a fairly comfy life

watching vids of jacob rees mogg on the 'tube
very funny man
thoughts?

>>73078386
it's shit

i don't want /fit/ meatheads on my /lit/

>>73078485
me and the lads

>>73078485
runt life

hmm yes very interesting how conservative """principles""" align very nicely with maintaining the power and wealth of the upper class

>>73078485
something is deeply wrong with irish people

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Heep
Me

>>73078536
>>73078538
>>73078543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJtHXYI9-CU

There will be some mental fight videos if the McGinley's show up

>>73078530
then stick to /lit/ you weedy little cunt

>>73078539
well duh conservative is just being conservative to change

>>73078539
this

i can't believe anyone who uses 4CHAN of all sites could support tories when they're adamant on government surveillance and stuff like arresting people for hate speech.

>>73078386
what's so good about it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07xz1v7/great-continental-railway-journeys-series-5-1-transylvania-to-the-black-sea#group=b01rdqn7

Good depiction of modern-day Romania. I am Rumenian.

>Now that he was alone, his dress became more bizarre. He often wore a grey linen suit, cravat, lizard skin shoes and a Panama hat while carrying a briefcase during the day, telling anyone who would listen that he had a well-paying career. He often wore an electric blue suit with flared trousers and a ruffled shirt to the restaurant he frequented. The restaurant owner recalled: "It was horrible. Everyone was laughing at him, even the customers. I really felt suddenly quite sorry for him. I realised this guy didn't really have any friends."[6]

>With Harvey and his father dead, Bryant became increasingly lonely. From 1993 to late 1995, he visited various overseas countries fourteen times and a summary of his domestic airline travel filled three pages. He hated the destinations he travelled to, as he found that people there avoided him just as they did in Tasmania. However, he enjoyed the flights, as he could speak to the people sitting adjacent to him who had no choice but to be polite. Bryant later took great joy in describing some of the more successful conversations he had with fellow passengers.[4]

>In late 1995, he became suicidal after deciding he had "had enough". He stated, "I just felt more people were against me. When I tried to be friendly toward them, they just walked away". Although he had previously been little more than a social drinker, his alcohol consumption increased and, although he had not consumed any alcohol on that day, had especially escalated in the six months prior to the massacre. Bryant's average daily consumption was estimated at half a bottle of Sambuca and a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream supplemented with Port wine and other sweet alcoholic drinks.[4] According to Bryant, he thought the plan for Port Arthur may have first occurred to him four to twelve weeks before the event.

basically normies could have prevented it if they weren't such cunts

what roast are you having today then?

So I'm watching a British TV show and somebody said "I'd love to step on the occy with those."

What the fuck does that mean?

>>73078574
top comment on that vid
>The fights are on aney and paddy are fighting now 3min in to it

dunno why the police are just letting it happpen desu

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Getting in the shower

rate the choonage x

*drops all my change on the floor*
yes...this will weed out the conservatives from the liberals in this room of ambiguous strangers
*raises voice* everybody: my money seems to have "TRICKLED-DOWN" onto the floor. what shall i do?

thats tokyo and seoul booked lads

shall enjoy britposting with some new flags

>>73078621
literally ribena. social freak who blamed everyone else for his inability to fit in.

>>73078576
I will now that /lit/ is back, moron

>>73078581
they call them principles to give their views an air of objectivity. really it's just protecting class interests

*throws £1 coins at poor people*
*yells about trickle down economics*

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the sheer fucking state of my life lads what an absolute mess

last night i went to some pub to meet a mate i hadnt seen for while, i met him about 9:00 and we had a couple of drinks together but then he said at like 11:30 that he needed to go home as he had something important in the morning, so he went home but i decided as i was still in town i might as well have a bit more to drink and the pub i was as was serving jaeger bombs for 1 pound each so i bought a few for myself but then just kept buying more and more because they were so cheap. i must have looked like an utter cretin sitting in the corner of this pub downing jaeger bomb after another. i think i had like 10 to 15 in the end. then the pub home and i stumbled home and started crying for some reason (some lads saw me cry and were like YOU ALRIGHT MATE HAHA) then i got home and couldnt sleep cause i was all energy drinked so i lied in bed for like 7 hours then i fell asleep for a bit and i woke up and made this post

>>73078659
going to berlin myself in July. might do a spot on shitposting under a german flag.

actually of course i wont. what kind of loser goes on holiday and goes on 4chan? you losers probably wont even cross my mind once.

>>73078602
talking about philosophy, why we do what we do, how we see the world etc. It has added to the discourse of both boards in different ways. I hope it makes /lit/ exercise more and /fit/ read more

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>>73078679
pound you say?

>>73078669
so kill yourself and give us one less to deal with

>>73078592
>i can't believe anyone who uses 4CHAN of all sites could support tories when they're adamant on government surveillance and stuff like arresting people for hate speech.

Why do leftists make everything black and white.

I don't agree with all Tory policies.

I just disagree with 5x more new Labour policies. And 10x more old Labour ones.

>>73078669
i like u ;3

Brits are literally parasites clinging to the tail of other countries while claiming to be the brain

err, yeahh...

>>73078387
Then they should prevail in a free market

Problem solved

>>73078727
Not even a leftist mate

you're the one making it black and white, by implying i'm saying you should vote labour (under whom'st my critique still stands)

>>73078592
hate the tories and i hate labour.
Business idea:
The green party, but with strong border policies

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>>73078708
oh the irony

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Americunts have twisted politics so much that if you don't support muh small government libertarian autism then you're not a real conservative™

need to shit and fart

>>73078785

Labour are the only credible alternative (or were).

Don't tell me you'd vote for Tim "we can still stop Brexit" Farron.

*heems the entire paddy family AND the mcginley family*

>>73078816
same thing happening to areas in my city. really is a wonderful sight to behold

whom'stntd

paddy just got utterly destroyed by pakipoo
crease

>>73078848
literally nothing wrong with the libdems

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>(under whom'st my critique still stands)

wish poley would post his secure trip on the blog so it was easier to identify imposters

>>73078839
how exactly were you forced to spy on polish girls

*heems the entire hussain family*

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the gaff

>>73078889
except for their weak ineffectual and hypocritical leaders.

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Just copped this

>>73078848
i spoiled my ballot by writing fuck off on it

not being edgy, but as you say there are no good choices.

tories are probably one of the worst choices you can possibly make though, no respect for voting in those authoritarian bastards.

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>under whom'st

>>73078872
*makes a YouTube video calling you out and challenges you to a scrap*

>>73078839
How is puberty treating you so far? Do you hate your stupid parents?

>>73078891
>he hasn't heard of the whomst'd've'ing meme
brainlet

>>73078902
he has multiple because he keeps getting banned
these are all him

>>73078910
>only a semi
>have to squeeze between the buildings
>no privacy

ah yes the barratt old builds

>>73078930
the 15 page magnum opus

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look how fucking stupid and violent it looks

>>73078930
how you manage to find one of those, those dang old liberals banned it

>>73078930
really want to sniff and lick her arsehole

green texts are not necessarily endorsements

>>73078917
>ineffectual
ah yes what will a minority party with ~7 mps do?
or are you complaining about their time during the coalition where they didn't have much say in things so people blame them for silly shit like student fees

>>73078981
not an argument

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>literally nothing wrong with the libdems

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dad needs me to help him do some DIY

>>73079010
seems pretty ineffectual to me. waste of a vote.

England is the least interesting part of the UK fact #5324: the original James Bond in the novels is Scottish-Swiss, not English.

>>73079022
Run out the house while you can lad

>>73079016
>being an unabashed tory voter
>thinking lib dems are a bigger joke
hm.
so you like the government telling you what to do?

poley why do your family seem to eat takeaways so much? seems like every day when you come home your mum (or someone else) has brought home a takeaway / fast food of some description

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ah yes, the good old days of The Conservatives in Britain!

>May
feminist centrist who wants a big government
>Cameron
literally a Blairite liberal democrat. just happens to dislike the poor and disabled too.
>Major
signed the Maastricht Treaty and put us deeper into this EU mess
>Thatcher
sold our manufacturing industries out, devastated the working classes, radically changed our economy, and not necessarily for the good.
>Heath
sold us out to Europe
>Douglas-Home
did fuck all (but was an alright Foreign Secretary)
>Macmillan
opened up Britain for pakis and blacks, lost the Cod wars
>Eden
suez
>Churchill
chose to prolong a pointless bloody war where we could have achieved peace earlier, sold our Empire off just to help beat Germany
>Chamberlain
got us into this mess with Germany in the first place by being too much of a cuck
>Baldwin
inept in everything he did
>Bonar Law
lasted less than a year

>Balfour
>Salisbury
>Disraeli
the last based Tory Prime Ministers we had, over a hundred years ago.

>>73078934
>i spoiled my ballot by writing fuck off on it

You sure showed that volunteer ballot counter who's boss.

>>73079043
James Bond isn't real

>because of brexit EASTER EGGS have gotten SMALLER and MORE expensive

FUCK brexit

who /phoneposting/

>>73079085
Got one for 1.50 at tesco

http://imgur.com/a/VAe9y

theres nothing interesting about Algeria. just another arab mudslime desert shit-hole.

>>73079075
>feminist centrist who wants a big government
nothing wrong with any of this

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>how should we replace this WW2 damage sir
>just put anything in mate
>no problem

>>73079085
>brexit stopping kids becoming fat cunts
is there anything it CANT do?

>>73079085
>muh sugar

fuck off runt

fairly sure if I lived alone I'd be dead a dozen times over

>>73079076
my small act of dissidence > a cuck like you voting for the government to monitor your porn intake

>>73079112
And when I say one I mean I've eaten like 4 of them

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>mfw nobody knows whom is supposed to refer to someone who is an object in a clause

has anyone ever been BTFO'd harder than yuropoor countries who thought they were the bee's knees in the 1700s only to create countries the size of continents who could heem them without even thinking about it

I don't vote because I live in a labour safe seat

also lets me sit on my high horse and laugh at people for voting and then complaining

>moved into a flat on wednesday
>first time living alone
>realised i don't know how to work a washing machine

i just put all my washing in and all the colours have fucking mixed, plus i have nowhere to dry the clothes

>>73079183
whom cares? not I foy

>>73079182
bet you absolutely reek of curry. no wonder all your colleagues steer clear of you.

>>73079133
German cities look like shit for the same reason

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>>73079207
pay rent

>>73079073
>so you like the government telling you what to do?

I'd vote for the Lib Dems if they were actual true liberalism, but they aren't.

They just pander to muh yoof vote and kids all the time.

Nick Clegg on Question Time the other day literally read something straight off one of those /pol/ twitter mashup pictures. Some bullshit about "muh young people voted to Remain and they have to live with it it's their future's fuckin old people!"

Maybe old people don't vote Lib Dem cos they aren't naive.

16 year olds should be given maximum voting power desu, they have to live with all decisions the longest. Those pesky 80 year olds with all their stupid "life experience" can gtfo of my voting booth since they're just gonna die tomorrow anyway.

>>73079191
Only one

If parliament had been a little more receptive to the demands of the colonists then the empire would probably still exist, with the entire of North America incorporated the world wars would have been avoided

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What can I buy to give meaning to my life?

>>73079258
So you vote tory instead

the state of you.

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WDACE?

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>>73079122
Irishman who visited every single country on earth begs to disagree.
>Both Algeria and the Philippines are two amazing countries. Algeria, due to the crazy western media, gets almost zero tourism but it’s an awesome country. The People are super friendly, the food is delicious, the sights, the Sahara, everything!
http://www.unilad.co.uk/life/guy-whos-visited-every-country-in-the-world-reveals-his-favourite-place/
Not that I would expect brainlets, brainwashed by crazy western media and who never left their county (except for that one time he went to benidorm with 12 of his mates and ruined everyone else's vacation) to know that.

turns out this girl i've been chatting to is literally, medically mental
*surreptitiously blocks her number*

>>73079004
>>73079004
>>73079004

>>73079258
>16 year olds should be given maximum voting power desu, they have to live with all decisions the longest. Those pesky 80 year olds with all their stupid "life experience" can gtfo of my voting booth since they're just gonna die tomorrow anyway.
you're a mong

>>73079191
Good thing our colonies were all short lived and irrelevant

this general belongs to me now
charging 5 pence per runtoid post

>>73079207
You're not supposed to wash light colours alongside dark colours, also jeans are washed separately.

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>>73079312
leaf?

>>73079280
invest in me

Did /brit/ create the whomst meme, or is it yet another ghetto nigger meme you fags are aping?

>0.50% interest rate

JUST what is the point

>>73079316
can you give me her number then?

>>73079280
drugs?

>>73079322
do germans think of england as a colony?

>>73079258
>old people have life experience therefore make the best decisions

hate when people peddle this nonsense.
old people barely understand how computers work, let alone the complexities of the modern world.

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Having early to mid 00's nostalgia

>>73079280
>that much cash
Enjoy your depreciation

>>73079276
only one what

You lads ever do a 'nk when you're not horny?

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Hello les anglois, how do you do ?
Is the weather nice where you live ?

Just wanted you to know that it's really sunny in Paris and all the qt are now wearing skirts.

>>73079377
should be zero

ban usury!

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>>73079118
>diabeetus rex
>paragraph tattoo on her side

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>>73079022
hate it HATE IT

>stand here for 3 hours while I think about what to do, drink tea, go down to the hardware shop, say "you might learn something" and lie about how long this will take

"Are you busy Anon?"

YES FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEE

>>73079385
I don't see why they would, England was a unified country 1000 years before Germany was

>>73079413
je suis le tabac dans le mange aux finis

>>73079377
do bank switches

you can make up to like 900 squid over 2 years

>>73079424
rasheed

>>73079402
dunno what this means thanks

>>73079396
fuck off millenial

>>73079377
interest is a meme

just earn your money
invest it in stocks/houses/assets

>>73079424
but im not borrowing

>>73079372
Care to use in context? It sounds like a gimmick that could get me to breath quickly and heavily from my nose at least once.

>>73079075

>May
She doesn't want a big government, she just doesn't understand the internet like all conservatives / old people.
>Cameron
True which is why traditional conservatives don't like him
>Major
true
>Thatcher
The manufacturing industry was dying and you know it. She stopped decades of economic woe by just putting it out of its misery. It's not her fault an entire city built it's whole economy on digging rocks out of the ground.

Rest are mostly true.

>>73079434
how

banks don't just give you money for joining them

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>>73079118
~uggu

>>73079313
oh the subjective opinion of a taig who intentionally gave a controversial opinion? well that changes everything.
Not really. Algeria is a poor mudslime shit-hole. Theres a reason no one goes there. nation of povvo goat-fuckers.

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>just earn your money

I don't know if I have a laughter picture good enough for this one

>>73079022
I just did some DIY in the garden with my old man, and it was a nice bonding experience.

>>73079487
some do, that's how I chose my bank originally, they gave you £100 for opening an account

>>73079413
sounds nice

>>73079487
>banks don't just give you money for joining them
they do exactly that
go on money saving expert.

>>73079479
sure listen
*clears throat*
FUCK OFF NORMIE

>>73079487
They do you mong. You been living under a rock?

>>73079451
rude

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>>73079499

alright lads, we're going off to war with Spain over Gibraltar

show me your war face

if you work hard you can do anything you want!

t. someone who got everything they wanted without needing to work

>>73079524
>>73079515
>>73079508
then my current bank would counter offer to retain me

>>73079372
something awful created it in 2006 and it was rediscovered 10 years later

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>>73079385
No, the US however is a german colony. Donald Dumpf will ensure global german dominance.

genuinely have no idea what normtrons spend their wagecoins on to give meaning to their lives

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>>73079516
whomst is literally the normiest meme rn faggot

might do the ol get some mong lender to refinance my mortgage at appraisal value gimmick

why do some people post here when they're either completely ignored or met with derision?
seems like something a very insecure and/or a bit mentally ill person would do.

>>73079496
>t. Benidorm tourist
Norhing controversial about what he said. Phillipines is indeed beautiful and as preserved from backpackers trash as thailand was 20 years ago and Algeria is up there.

>>73079232
mid sized german cities are 1000x better than here

>>73079387
>old people barely understand how computers work, let alone the complexities of the modern world.

That's why we have a democracy where it's not just old people who can vote.

Pretty neat huh

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>>73079560

>>73079579
you should start by not being a boring twat with no interests.

>>73079576
>the populated areas are mexican, british, irish

what did you mean by this

>>73079584
Here's a bombshell for you anon:

'memes' are a normie thing. The entire concept is normie.

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>>73079560

business idea: dont let old people vote, unless they vote for the thing i want

>>73079617
ah yes let me influence national politics from a labour safeseat

>>73079610
yes yes whatever you say mr minister of tourism for islamic desert shit-hole #12.

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>>73079413
>Just wanted you to know that it's really sunny in Paris and all the qt are now wearing skirts.

Same here mec, all the cute meufs wearing low cut tops, or this new fashion that I'm very much in favour of, see through sheer shirts with a black bra underneath.

Makes my lunchtime walks more interesting desu.

>>73079387
>young people are deeply in the know about the complexities of society because they act like slags on facebook
woah

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>>73079560

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>'memes' are a normie thing. The entire concept is normie.

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>>73079560

had a wet dream that i was tay tays sex slave that she keeps in her tour bus
made me lick her concert sweat off her cunt

>>73079684
>Same here mec, all the cute meufs
Ewww. I cringed hard ngl. Don't do that ever again please

>>73079646
>President is german

>German-Americans are America’s largest single ethnic group (if you divide Hispanics into Mexican-Americans, Cuban-Americans, etc). In 2013, according to the Census bureau, 46m Americans claimed German ancestry: more than the number who traced their roots to Ireland (33m) or England (25m).

:^)

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>>73079560

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

that is all

>>73079669
hmmmmyesss let my vote count but not anyone elses because they vote for other people HMMMMMMMM

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>>73079413

Why do you get all the kawaii right-wing politicians

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>>73079560

>>73079754
self-reported, aka wrong

just did an ironic meme post employing the use of a p o s t i r o n i c

reddit space

Why do normies vocalise everything?

>Sneezing
>Coughing
>Burping

idea: exlude all demographics that dont vote for the parties and issues i do

>>73079754
your british, dane anon and don't you forget it

enjoy sweden

kill all the blacks and the niggers

>>73079674
Not encouraging anyone to visit Algeria, quite the opposite in fact. The whole discussion was about England being the least interesting part of the UK, which is now established by your abdication. Thank you.

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>>73079560

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Lads this ladyboy is keen to meet up tonight. She's much more passable then the last and has her own place. Think I might go to be honest.

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>>73079560

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>>73079775
What about ours?

>>73079806
what website is this?

>>73079800
>england flag
Rorksheed

why do commie mongs call everyone who has different views than them a fascist

>>73079826

Go on lad!

anyone here got a willy?

heard about them but never seen one

>>73079838
/r/place

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>>73079560
>>73079560

why do fascists call everyone who has different views than them a commie mong

>>73079826
nut in xir butt

>>73079826
get his boy out

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>>73079873
She's actually gorgeous. Hope her nob's really small.

>>73079560
>>73079632 >>73079661 >>73079701 >>73079726 >>73079764 >>73079800 >>73079824 >>73079830 >>73079884
>>>/b/ tier posts

>>73079826
suck his cock lad hahahahah banter

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>>73079834

Eh, not bad.

getting my snore on

not gay to let a tranny with a bigger willy than you plow you

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/02/chechen-police-rounded-up-100-gay-men-report-russian-newspaper-chechnya

Love it when it kicks off on Come Dine With Me

>>73079917
all me

>>73079826
Not into that myself but yes, you should explore your sexuality thailad. Just be careful. Because of the relative ostracism they are the victim of, ladyboys can't get good jobs and are forced to steal to survive. Fon't put yourself in a position to be beaten the shit of and all your belongings ans passport stolen.
PS. You can also do much better in terms of feminine looking ladyboys from the small sample of the ones I match with on the 'der.

>>73079822
and Algeria is shittier than all of them. Thanks.

>>73079806
>Nobody expanding the union flag
Very disappointing, all UK subreddits are shit

icebergs are divine

>open /r/place

Hm
>click on the Jewish flag thing
>click on a random user
>interracial porn

Ah yes

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>>73079826
>that jaw
Tell us all about it when you go la

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*helicopter whirring in the distance*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

>>73079960
iceberg lettuces are plebeian

unregistered hypercam 2

*throws monkeys at the spanish armed forces*

>>73079974
i would actually cream myself if britain was allowed to flex its muscles again

*annexes catalonia during the siesta*

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Business idea:

Talk about how virtuous and great I am and how the right is dumb and dangerous for scapegoating groups for everything wrong in their lives.

Then lose a referendum and 2 general elections and scapegoat old people, rich people, white people, upper class people, business people, rural people, and the Russians.

>>73079970
>/pol/ false flagging
Fake news! Sad!

>>73079903
>Hope her nob's really small.
what's the point then

Help I'm stuck on a rainy island full of plastic fascists who want to go to war with Spain over a rock and spent half a billion on passports

business idea: open a coal mine and send children to work in it

>>73080030
that's some hectic fucking dandruff

>>73079954
Again, lad who visited every country on earth disagreed. A bit circular this discussion. Regards.
>In b4 pulling UN and IMF statistics.

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>i would actually cream myself if britain was allowed to flex its muscles again

*allows spain to invade gib because i'm not putting my life on the line for some random rock*

A lot of people seem to be a bit delusional over how strong we supposedly are.

>>73079903
Can tell that's a bloke. Bet he's got a deep voice.

>>73080030
i'm out

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>>73080087

boy let's not talk too much grab on my waist and put that body on me

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rolling a spliff

>Geriatrics jizzing themselves over a change in passport colour

Ah yes the old dementia at it again.

business idea: give gibraltar to the islamic state

>>73080057
>In b4 pulling UN and IMF statistics.
yeh because you know every statistic that actually means something blows Algeria the fuck out. At least you made the right choice by fleeing your muslim cesspit.

still haven't got a new £1 coin lads

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>actually thinking we'd go to war over a fucking rock with some monkeys on it

>>73080087
for force projection we're #2 in the world

business idea: move all muslims to Gibraltar, then give it back to spain

>>73080157
Me neither

Anyone know how much the old pound coins are worth?

>tweens upset that it will be slightly harder to visit a country they will most likely never visit in the first place
woah...

Algeria seems great guys. fucking lol
https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/algeria/terrorism

business idea: secret society

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSpOjj4YD8c

>>73080159
rorkes = mentalists

>>73080161
i dont think that's a real measurable thing

>>73080159
we went to war over TWO fucking rocks halfway across the world with some penguins on it

>>73080192
about a pound i reckon mate

>>73080159
Falklands was the same and you got all bothered with it

>>73080157
My dad literally had 3 and I asked him if I could see them but he ran off before I could fucker

might betray my anglo brethren and make some french toast

>>73080159
We went to war over some islands with sheep on it thousands of miles away.
Gibraltar has several times the population and is far more important.

>>73080230
>png
fuck off

>britain goes to war over belgium
>britain goes to war over poland
>britain goes to war over 2 rocks
will britain now also go to war over a singular fucking rock?

>>73080227
give this a go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVZGpeZjDiA&t=294s

>>73080249
those savage cannibals huh?

>>73080229
Argentina is a ""white"" backwater in South America, bit different to Spain

>wake up at 8am
>decide to have another hour
>just woke up now
Ah yes

>all those spanish slags that would be dripping wet over Anglo conquerors on their shores

don't think i'd be able to resist committing a few war crimes tbqh lads

>>73080242
*replies to her*
is this why your family think you're pale and look ill

oh wait no that'll be because of your self-medding of pills

are all vape shops just for money laundering?

>>73080265
Yes, and win

i said im going to sleep now

traditional indian food is actually shit. only became nice when Anglos got a hold of it.

>>73080265
yes?

>>73079406
only one continent-sized country that has the capability to destroy europe

>>73080137
That's like saying Justin Bieber blows the fuck out a street flamenco guitarist who could stop give you an orgasm with a single 900 years old chord, because he sold more records. Or that Mcdonalds blows the fuck out the restaurant I have just eaten in, where three generations of women from the same family give you food that tastes better than sex.

>>73079952
>PS. You can also do much better in terms of feminine looking ladyboys from the small sample of the ones I match with on the 'der.

most of them will be whores

how do we convince the working class to give their tourism money to Portugal instead of sp**n?

>>73080229
>far more important

Went there and it's just fat burly bald English cunts drinking beer and monkeys, it's not important

>>73080331
>most of them will be whores
yes?

why else are you in thailand

Any of you lads not that arsed about Red Dead Redemption 2? I'll buy it like but thought the first one was a bit boring.

>>73080289
>>73080312
one would almost think you lids might be a little aggressive

its customary to say goodnight when people say theyre going to sleep on the chon

>>73080339
go to war with spain

>>73080363
literally haven't bought a game since 2007

>>73080375
*invades zeeland and changes the spelling*

>>73080330
>b-b-but these meaningless analogies
lol ok then muhammad. whatever you say.

Don't really care about international affairs or anything, just happy to have my job and be able to go to the pub on the weekend.

go to bed then you little sket

business idea: become prime minister, then hold a conference live on youtube where I spill all the fucked up stuff that is happening behind closed doors
then get assassinated
they'd have to put you in the history books then

Anyone doubting the EU works for peace in Europe should note 2 old Tories threatening war with Spain, 3 days after giving notice to quit!

>>73080375
>Dude just let your sovereign territory that has thousands of your citizens be annexed, don't be so aggressive lmao

Gibraltar es español

>english cuisine
>english opera
>english virility
>english way of life
Don't mind me just doing some R&D for some new gimmicks

>>73080422
good post

>>73080422
hello twitter

>>73080396
might do a poo in the thames if you do that

>>73080422
spain started it

>>73080193

But it won't be harder to visit Europe.

It will be harder to live there

>>73080436
>her


...m8

>>73080443
haha you are so bitter. grow up goat-fucker.

>>73080406
x

>>73080436
If you do go and shag him make sure you double bag it.

Why is rice and chicken such a fucking GOAT combo?

>>73080362
Why would you pay for it? It's easy as fuck to pull here and it's 100 times better when a girl actually wants to fuck you.

>>73080436
>However she has fake tits which is great
lmao

fake tits are shite

>>73080422
for britain to go to war would require a declaration (or act of aggression) from spain. the status quo is fine for britain, it is not fine for spain; therefore any theoretical war is in spain's hands (and by proxy the EU)

>>73080422
Yup, couldn't write this stuff up

>>73080494
Why?

>>73080462
spain didn't declare war . they use it in negotiations just like they threaten scotland to scare catalonia

are brits incapable to responding with similar negotiations or have they nothing to offer?

>Everyone in the Middle East hates Israel
>becomes nationalistic as fuck
>Everyone in East Asia hates Japan
>becomes nationalistic as fuck
>Everyone in Europe starts to hate Britain
>...?

>>73080530
Fake tits are better then no tits when it comes to fucking a ladyboy lad.

>>73080519
I'll have you know every prostitute I've hired has made a point to tell me I'm not like all the others and she really enjoyed it
naturally that got them a huge tip

>>73080500
wouldn't know, not a murderer

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the desk

>>73080556
>go on social media to moan about how this isn't the britain I love :(((((( we r hitler now I hope the EU punishes us for being a racism

>>73080556
japan has always been nationalistic you dropkick
the reason east asians hate them is because of their nationalism and ruthless imperialism

>>73080562
nah nah nah
what's nice are those little cute hormone tits that make you feel like a nonce

>>73080500
it isn't. they're just both bland by default. its the spices you add which is the nice combo.

>>73080556
Flüchtlinge willkommen

>>73080555
britain is capable of calling spain's bluff

>>73080316
brazil, russia and china could all destroy europe. the only thing protecting us is the alliance to america

>>73080603
>ishit
fuck off

lmao at the runts that didnt get to experience /vint/

>>73080621
threatening war isn't call their bluff . we were doing better when we let Gibraltar speak for themselves.