/brit/

Are G*rmans naturally evil, or is it a cultural thing?

I'm up t' bloody tree

Whenever I offer some chocolate to someone and there's vegans in the room I can just feel them all jizzing for me to ask them if they want any, just so they can run their humussy mouths about how milk kills cows

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>>73073324

*thizzle dances into /brit/*

>>73073340
they are descended from arabs

saw the simulacra of a nu male on the metro yesterday
messy hairs, bent glasses, feminine and chubby face, wide hips to shoulder ratio, large clothes despites being quite small physically, tote bag, acne and start of facial hair patches, doc martens, sitting like a poof, reading Georges Perec

turtle ya here bredrin

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This. So. Much...

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>>73073340
its an anglo thing to be evil but think that everyone else is
>reminder that brits wanted to stop this

keep a billhook in my room
its not for burglars though

>>73073359
oh that explains it, thanks

>>73073365
wagwan
about to step out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDgJesMkeg&feature=youtu.be

really makes you think

>>73073375
more like
stealing your boy

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Started habitually mumbling 'allahuakbar' under my breath

The conditioning is surfacing

>>73073314
Amazing edition

>>73073390

were they rm williams? where did you get them?

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>>73073402
nah, if they're stealing your boy they have haircuts like pic related

bait out the biggest hardman on /brit/

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>>73073340

>>73073418
yeah
got them for a present think my parents ordered them

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>>73073396

>>73073375
What's with the shirt?
>>73073414
Thanks xx

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH my phimosis hurts

owie owie owie

>>73073410
need a bit of explanation here

are you a muslim?

>>73073428
lmao

phimo is such a wanker
would love to heem the cunt

>>73073439

aight

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>>73073450
White as a pillow and bible in my bookshelf

But that doesn't matter

Oh shit looks like the celtic fans are in town

>wearing "boots"
poofter

>>73073447
*yanks back your foreskin*
*licks your cum up*

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>m-mummy, is that you??

oh no lads someones broken in
better scare them off
*stomps down the stairs screaming with longsword to hand*
*burglar shits himself and leaves*
im glad im not a worthless insecure chocolate teapot who has to violently maim intruders

would love to forcibly retract phimos foreskin.

>>73073447
just get circumcised already

WTF is up with Andrew Neil's hair?

think i've got the 'mosis lads

it goes just further back than the urethra and doesnt hurt when im hard but doesnt really move any further back haha might just ignore it

https://www.reddit.com/place
this is pretty cool desu

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morning lads
great day to learn about the chinese

I have a cricket bat for home invaders, no-one can say I'm not just keeping it to play cricket with

>>73073576
go on...

>>73073560
He wears a wig lol

>>73073545
fucking idiot. phimosis is completely fixable without mutilating your dick

>>73073603
circumcision has like no ill effects if done properly though

>>73073623
it makes masturbation and sex less enjoyable

not circumsized but have no idea why theres some kind of rivalry between cut and uncut people
no one knows how it feels to be on the other side

>>73073575
not an original idea, there was a website like 10 years ago where it was a big massive circle that anyone could go and draw on

plus the centrepiece is just shilling for android

>>73073623
besides the NUMBING OF YER GLANS

>>73073630
does it?

>>73073576
Thank fuck our Asians are mostly Japanese

>>73073641
not to mention it's on reddit so will be full 'no fun allowed' mode

*awakens to a curious cacophony downstairs*
*nose twitches*
fee fi fo fum...i smell a threat
theres but one thing to do to such a thing
the threat...*swings legs out of bed* must be neutralised
*retrieves scoped rifle from under pillow and sneaks down a few stairs to do some recon on my prey*

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>>73073396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIq09qhSsOk
>>73073593

>>73073534
>>73073666
best poster

but what IS brussels, we are ALL brussels

>>73073632
Except for all the people who got cricumcised when they were already sexually active...

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gf

>>73073647
less nerve endings

>>73073428
wew

underrated post

>>73073723
or the ones who were judened as younglings and miraculously grew their f'skins back as adolescents x

>>73073723
who the fuck gets circumcised while being sexually active

>>73073725
why do you keep posting this

>>73073725
I dont think that really is ur gf

what should i have for brekkie? nothing that requires cooking preferably x

>>73073769
Dick

>>73073769
cornetto

>>73073769
Just skip to lunch at this point

>brit
>Brazil OP
rasheed

>>73073769
irn bru and a pack of munchies

hi

someone post some spooky wikipedia articles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders

>>73073749
No idea, but there are quite a few people who got a circumcision as adults

If you shoot a burglar who broke into your house, kill him and proceed to shoot your own floor afterwards, you can just claim you shot the floor as a warming and he attackers you anyway. Chances of you losing money or worse for defending your property are absolutely minimal if you do this.

>>73073769
two toasts with butter and a bit of cheddar

t. person who two toasts with butter and a bit of cheddar for breakfast

>>73073789
That doesn't really make sense t bh

>>73073809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly

>>73073813
dont have a gun

>>73073836
nor does ur mum lmoa

>>73073813
most brits don't have guns

>>73073809
read this before, so, so grim

visibly cringed when it mentioned one lad had a biro stamped into his eardrum

>>73073843
>french """people"""

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lads

>>73073872
>choker
>nipples
she's LITERALLY asking for it

Nigel Slater is what I imagine English"men" to be like

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>>73073813
>warming
warning*
>attackers
attacked*
>>73073769
Pão de queijo and milk.

>>73073872
now that's a cock-hungry turbowhore if I ever did see one

>>73073843
>He also has a very silly name.[citation needed] (March 2017)

Up to 10 matches just this morning on the dating apps. Think they must be broken desu.

*walks aggressively into thread, with a cup of tea in one hand and bacon sandwich (with ketchup leaking over the carpet, idgaf)*

Morning Lads

>>73073937
spambots desu

>>73073849
delete this

Reeeeeee stop talking to me about suicide daddy fuck off

>>73073872
*shags her whilst I strangle her*
*cums in her and slap her and demand that she get an abortion*

don't kill yourself now nige, alri? ahaha

>>73073948
Nah pretty sure at least most of them are real, you can normally tell quite easily which are fake. A few have sent me messages too.

>>73073971
there's a zero percent chance that that woman is not on birth control

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She's got it goin on behind too

>>73073971
why would you do that to her? she seems nice
>>73073982
I wouldn't know. I'm not in Tinder

>>73073983
*slaps her anyway because I get off on abusing others*

>>73073898
don't even know who that is

>>73073982
Spambots send messages, usually casual stuff too

>>73074011
>why would you do that to her? she seems nice
it's how women want to be treaty

you have to keep in mind that women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>gone through 100 spiro already
wew

>>73073971
good lad

>>73074012
VERY good lad

>>73074007
you need to get on that son

>>73074036
Rasheed

>>73074036
not all girls like choking, that is simply incorrect

>>73074057
hmm
what makes you think that

mildly drunk now lads

want to grab some breakfast but I'm not sure what I want

>>73074074
experience because I fucking love choking

/brit/ = faggots

>>73074087
this

>>73074057
they grow to like it

choked my gf and it turns out she loved it

>>73074011
The one I use more than Tinder is Bumble. I wonder if they have some algorithm where you show up more quickly on girls phones the more popular you are (i.e. if you're getting a few matches) - barely had a match for the last couple of weeks and all of a sudden I'm getting loads.

>>73074050
Yeah sure nige I'll just 'get on that' right away

>>73074081
lel
>>73074084
bit early innit

>>73073993
Why exactly are Turkey and Ukraine not included? Almost sure Moldova and Belarus have fewer problems with terrorists than Ukraine and Turkey has a shitload of them.

>>73074081
this would be funny if Zlumpf wasn't killing just as many

>>73074087
do i need to remind you that the only person here agreeing with you is a literal 'sheed?

makes you think

>>73074106
good lad

>>73074114
>Tukey
>Europe

l2read

>>73073843
i could unironically run 800m quicker than him if I trained for like a month

>>73074087
>>73074100
homos

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screeching

>>73074105
yeah I reckon they do but I'm essentially talking out of my ass here. I've never used a dating app in my life

>>73074153
wish i was there 2bh

>>73074151
*outruns you*

>>73074131
>>73074152
Rorke

>>73074153
did this actually happen? fucking state of the BBC if real

I miss that twitter account, he was great

>>73074141
Thrace is geographically European :^)

Don't think I'm forward/dirty enough with girls on tinder, but I feel like I'd be losing some kind of self-respect by changing myself

>>73074180
turkey isn't thrace

Pissed a mate off so much last night he stormed off

Haven't spoken to him since

What am I like h-haha

I'm not very religious, but I identify strongly with the Muslim culture of my ancestors. Islam may not be entirely literally true, but it will rule the world. Inshallah.

>>73074155
Don't, they're a plight upon modern society. I only use them for an ego boost and never actually reply to any messages I get (which may be why I've never had a gf and haven't had sex for 4 years desu)

>>73074214
TAKBIR
A
K
B
I
R

>>73074214
inshallah brother
Eurabia when????

lads would you
a) live in a quite big flat (for 1 person that is) in a quite bad neighbourhood (not a ghetto or anything just can get shite at night)
b) a smaller flat but in a nice neighbourhood
the smaller flat is also more expensive

>>73074204
a mate is just an enemy you haven't made yet
- charlie dickens

*saunters into /brit/ in a dressing gown, with ratking hair, smoking 4 fags at once and carrying the FT underarm*
haha alri lads? what's u--uurrrr---whoooaaarrrrrrhhhh!! *trips over my own feet and faceplants, putting out all 4 fags on the carpet*
oy...*tries to get to my feet but puts hands down on /brit/'s communal cactus farm* YEEEEOWWWWW!!!! *wrings hands automatically but this just pushes the needles further in* INSHALLAH YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS CACTI *tries to take another step towards you but slips on the dropped FT and somersaults with a comical WOOP sound*
*faceplants on the cacti*
*pisses and shits myself*

>>73074214
kys

>>73074230
I prefer bad neighbourhoods so option A

>>73074218
Alhumdullilah.
>>73074221
Canadarabia first.

We must eliminate the small prey before we can take down the big prey.

>>73074230
smaller flat obvs

stupid questiom

>>73074230
i never go outside anyway so a)

>>73074230
probably a)

>>73074240
enjoyed this post

>>73074230
B.

hmm

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1491128238943.jpg

8000005872ABQ this is 5600005843RBS, You may proceed. Send confirmation of receipt on channel designation 4270INT

>>73074285
Oh boy.

>>73074285
who

>>73074247
>>73074261
>>73074264
ta lads

5600005843RBS this is 8000005872ABQ, its my day off. did you mean to contact 7200005854NAT? *laugh track*

>>73074247
Why do you prefer bad neighbourhoods lad?

>>73074285
they look like they have learning difficulties

gotta see my muzzie career advisor tomorrow
she's a proper bitch

gimmick idea: treat /brit/ like monty python's flying circus and cycle abruptly through discussion topics/jokes mid-post or mid-argument

>>73074413
gimmick idea: go away

>>73074421
you should try that one out see if it gets a response

>>73074383
more active, more people, more sociable feel more in my element, tend to have more shops and activities

suburbs, nice neighbourhoods just seem slow and boring to me

and now for something completely different

>>73074152
Yes you are lol

Will it be a hard or a soft Brexit?

>>73074446
medium brexit please

>>73074437
May you have an interesting life

>>73074446
medium brexit, to go please

>>73074446
the more foreigners exiled, the harder brexit gets (much like the white supremacist tory bastards and nigel bloody farage)

>>73074469
thanks

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>>73074446
>100% HARD

Might get a mortgage desu.

>>73073344
the kid is literally like 7

https://youtu.be/nvdAwh1NA-0

Really makes one do a think.

>>73074446
Soft

NI and Scotland voted overwhelmingly Remain, and in England and Wales the vote was close. Soft would do justice to both sides and save us from a generation or two of guaranteed poverty

>>73073344
secretly barron trump is transgender and imagines himself as the blonde big boobed lady

watch this space
in the next few years he'll come out as transgender and trump will be supportive and it'll confuse the hell out of everyone

less than 24 hours until work

>>73074500
>
/I

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>>73074437
its not posh either, it's just a bit more gentrified, hence the more expensive price

SHE DIDNT ADD ME ON FB

ADDS MY UGLY FRIEND THOUGH LOL

dying again

think I ate something bad yesterday

>>73074566
>>73074566
wouldn't mind that then but would probs still take the cheaper bigger place

How does Nigella Lawson still have a job

>>73074570
friend being the operative word. you're a huge twat with a mild personality disorder so you're not a friend to her.

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>>73074598
this one is still very popular and mixed, but again it's not particularly safe or anyhing. its not bagdad either but its not calm

>>73074446
>>73074557
It SHOULD be soft.

But I don't think May has any clue or desire on how to deliver a soft Brexit.

But then again, maybe she's only insisting on a hard Brexit so she can turn around and hold another referendum at the end of negotiations which remain would win by a landslide.

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>>73073344

>>73074285
The crimean anime superstar?

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this one is still very popular and mixed, but again it's not particularly safe or anyhing. its not bagdad either but its not calm

>>73074624
ok??

>>73074634
reckon you should go with your gut on this one mon ami

ah yes let's leave the eu that's definitely a good idea

>>73074446
what does that even mean

>>73074611
No upcoming MILF good enough to replace her.

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>your age
>how old you were when you first kissed
>how old you were when you lost your virginity

>>73074712
24
14 I think, maybe 13
16

no one seems avalaible for doing something this afternoon
dont know if i should stay in haha

>>73074712
>20
>meme kisses all the time through primary, first real one when i was 11 in the summer holidays
>13

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>>73074733
>being on 4chan past the age of 23

>>73074712
19
19
19

the gf uploaded a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw

>>73074712
24
20
20 (same occasion as first kiss)

>>73074757
fuck off virgin

>>73074712
22
12
16

>>73074764
funnily enough so did mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo6EkXHu5AI

>>73074712
23
14
14

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>non-virgins

Normies OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

>>73074712
20
Like idk 10
19, maybe 20

>>73074757
>wasting the best years of your life on 4chan
pathetic.

>>73074712
21
18
never

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>>73074781
no

>>73074611
not entirely convinced any of these BBC tv chefs actually have "jobs"

reckon they just flit about for most of the year living off cookbook sales and small pockets of revenue earned by doing the odd cooking show for the BBC

>>73074822
:(

>>73074757
4chan is way better when youre over 35

>>73074822
>best years of your life
>your life doesnt improve insurmountably every year
begone

>>73074712
23
16
16 to the same girl

>>73074814
/brit/ is a normie thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyhuUlV7Luw choone

>>73074870
lol triggered

whats your tinder bio then lads?

>>73074936
diverse

>>73074965
no idea what to put so i leave it blank

/fitlit/ still exists lads
im so happy

>>73074963
er no my lifes been great since about 2001 (probably when the yanks got btfo) it just keeps getting better
just telling you to begone because i dont want to associate with people who aspire for their lives to become shit once they hit 30

>>73074624
Mild?

>>73074965
christian looking for other christians

No sex before marriage

And pics of my abs and me standing nearly naked on some other pics

>>73074965
Never used it Tbh

Guess it's pretty awkward to chat with a girl you know nothing about

uhhhh
wasn't it
uhhh
total cock up
uhhhh
the government

>>73075028
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAYOL

>>73074965
all of the train and boat emojis

>>73075010
you seem extremely bitter. grow up.

>>73074965
i'm not looking for casual sex, i am NOT a sex object, respect my pronouns and my black son

>>73075063
i will and my life will keep getting better with every year! cant say the same for you mr grumpy

>>73074965
"im saving up for a nice car so i can drive really fast into a wall
6'3"

>>73075085
of course you cant say because you know nothing about me. im literally words on a screen to you, idiot.

Got dumped by a girl lately :(

>>73075125
*pisses and shits all over the screen*
btfo

>>73073428
screeching

>>73075135
im volcel because of this

eating my dogs arse

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>>73075149
>sorry I dont speak polish

>>73074965
'Brit in Australia'

local elections soon

>>73075071
lel

>>73075149
meme overload

>>73075071
>>73075149
haha just like me favourite /int/ general

why is autism rising year on year? do we really have more autistic people or are we just better at diagnosing?

>>73075266
What are some other good /int/ generals desu

I've been on /brit/ for years but I just bookmarked /brit/ in the catalogue and never use /int/

>>73075297
vaccines

>>73075297
better at diagnosing and it's becoming "cool"

>>73075297
detection methods improve
doesn't mean there are more autists, just that we're aware of them now

>>73075297
what gets defined as autism is changing to be a more broad spectrum of things
also parents are dumb and will take their kids to the doctors needlessly just because their kid acts out in a certain way

>>73075297
bit of both

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>>73075297

>>73075315
>it's becoming "cool"

everyone thinks every mental disease is becoming cool. meme opinion. filtered

why are you all experts on autism

>>73075315
interested to hear how you think autism is considered 'cool'

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>>73075305
/deutsch/ is uniting the germanosphere and has some very dank memes

>>73075353
Know thyself

>>73075297
it's fashionable

like that south park episode where they get aids and no one cares because cancer is all the rage

>>73075353
it's not hard to look up the literature and study it

>>73075353
I hang around online with you mongs

Just want to be neurotypical

>>73075339
gotta go fast

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>>73075353

>>73075344
they all are though, besides being a genuine psychopathic maniac or whatever

>>73075354
Visit a school and see for yourself

>>73075363
good post

STILL can't get on to leftypol

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>>73075388

>>73075398
yeah like i'm going to fucking waltz into a school and ask how 'groovy' they think autism is you fucking mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g

this is the type of autism I can really get behind

who here /attachment disorder resulting in severe depression/?

>>73075353
What was that? Oh, no no! You have mistaken me for one of those involuntary virgins. No, I am an ascetic of human flesh--beauty. Yes, it is very spiritual. Nay, have I ever attempted to bed a lass, it would undo years of focusing my mind's inner eye. I cannot have failed at what would be succumbing to base desires, a vice, nor do I seek aimlessly to accumulate assets. The shade of these subterranean walls is my sanctum so that one flame may toil and rage against the enveloping vice of the world.

>>73075353
you are what you eat ;)

its not 'cool' you retards its just more acceptable

>>73075435
who here /self diagnosed/

>>73075425
Well don't ask questions if you don't want the answers you little gimp

>>73075297
People having kids later increases the chances of autists and the average age of women having their first kid increases every year.

Blaming vaccines are just people looking to point the finger at something other than themselves.

>>73074712
>20
>13
>16

is it normal to imitate someone you like or want to impress?

>>73075461
It's not just normal it's unstoppable. Studies show everyone does it, however subconsciously.

>>73075448
i actually got diagnosed

Is wanking to tranny porn straight if the dude is the one doing all the fucking?

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>she's fucking someone else right now

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>are you bringing along your autistic friend? I think he's fucking cool as shit, I want to bang him

>le true retards making fun of self-diagnosed retards meme

While the former has far more retards than the latter, you should realize that in psychiatric evaluations what you're given is what the interviewee intended to get diagnosed with, as in, ANYONE could tell their psychiatrist what they'll want to hear within the limitations of a disorder. It's just like how anyone can get diagnosed with ADD and often do to get adderal.

>>73075533
>in psychiatric evaluations what you're given is what the interviewee intended to get diagnosed with
maybe in your medical system

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv4hDZXXbxU
this man is the sole reason australia has such tight gun laws. He had the mind of an 8 year old but was like rain man with a gun. One of the investigators of the massacre said it would be difficult for an olympic shooter to pull off the shots that he managed.
BIT suspect imho.

>>73075565
Ah yes ah YES A CHEEKY QUIP!

There is virtually no way for psychiatrists anywhere to prove whatever you tell them whether it be scanning your brain or verifying events.

*nods respectfully towards you*

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>thread slows to a crawl as everyone saves their posts for the new thread
ah yes

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>>73075533
I earned my title bitch

>>73075501
proto-gf tried to trick me into becoming official last night by saying how this all her m8s were trying to set her up with this lad at a party and then asking if we are going to be exclusive

couldn't have given a shit, detatch yourself my son

business idea: public infrastructure

>>73075565
desu if u want to be diagnosed wtih depression all you have to do is go the doctor say "im depressed" fill out one of those lazy 1-5 agree-disagree sheets accordingly and BAM you're medically depressed

>>73075616
ahahaha look lads a joey deacon

which cunt deleted my thread

>>73075645
you think that'd work for autism too yeah? they're basically the same after all, depressed people also get state subsidies

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>>73075627
>>73075652
not yet

311

>>73075712
We do? What are they? Need to claim them.

>>73075693
Too early you fucking mong

>>73075742
alri janny

NO ONE
POST
ANYTHING

my balls ache lads

>>73075808
why?

>>73075816
diagnosis: autism

i like how the /vint/ merger just made /v/ hate canadians

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>>73075865
there was a /v/ and /int/ merger?

>>73075883
>>>/vint/

>>73075887
yep already bored with it
/fitlit/ was the only good one
and /mlpol/ just because of the triggered stormfags

>University students told essays will be marked down if they fail to use 'gender-sensitive' language
>Hull University

>Jewish professor

Every. Fucking. Time

>>73075967
is "he and she" gender sensitive

glad I finished uni just before all this tranny shite became fully overt

>Jewish communist sociology professor

howling, thought this was just a yank thing

none of my professors at uni were jewish

mind you I did engineering so we did actual work rather than dumb shite

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the gf (diseased)

>>73076136
you meant to say deceased

>>73076136
you mean deceased

remember when you used to get drunk on the street and the girls would squat to piss
so hot

>>73075967
what's the professors name?

>>73076167
>>73076173
trolled

>>73076177
Chaim Goldbergsteinwitz

easiest (you)s I've ever gotten

So it's Friday night and I'm practicing on my piano when she starts commenting about how hungry she is. I've got plenty of food at my place but she doesn't want to cook. She wants pizza but is broke and I'm not interested in spending any money.
She jokingly says "You think I can convince my friend to buy me a pizza and drop it off?" I'm not really paying attention, sure yeah whatever, I think nothing of it. An hour later lo and behold, this dude shows up with a pizza, chats with her for a few outside, and leaves. Even in my inebriated state I'm a little dumbfounded.
Apparently he originally wanted to take her out to pizza but she told him that she was chilling with me that night, and he settled for a kiss on the cheek as payment. So this dude knew she was staying at some other guy's house, pays for and delivers a pizza to said house, then leaves.
That's pretty much it, not too much to be learned from this other than "don't be that guy." I don't normally make posts but this little event stood out to me and I felt the need to share.