/brit/

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cara

>>73058872
fuck bro
iktf

https://youtu.be/G7qbpFUabN0

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GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

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state of mexico

Drinking cans of guinness alone on a saturday night thinking that I'd like a pet bird

Not the best thing I've ever done

>>73058973
>England
>fist is hitting scotland

haha fucking retarded krauts

>no regular spaniard posting in brit until I decide to travel abroad
>new spaniard shitting up the entire thread while mexicANO is absent
tell me about mexicANO, why does he shitpost?

>>73058966
Well, was it an April fools joke, Callum?

>>73058973
GOTT STRAFE ES

(luv u rly bae)

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emi

ly

>>73059017
I don't get Spaniards. Heat is no excuse for smelling like shit

>>73059075
ICELAD

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>>73058966

alri Callum

>>73059003
Pics

REAL
ICELAD
HOURS

>>73059098
lmao

>>73059107
Pics of what

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>battles and riots between antifas and people protesting islamic terrorism
>yes protesting islamic terrorism
>to let the rest of the world know that, you know, Islamic terrorism is bad and ir should stop
>journalist to a protester: "don't you think what you're doing is divisive?"
>divisive
>as if some people may disagree that islamic terrorism is bad
>black man interviewed, the world racism is said
>more talk of racism
Daily reminder that islamic terrorism is an operational problem. It has to be eradicated operationally, not by protesting lads. Also a good way to eradicate islamic terrorism is to not fund it and provide it PR in Syria and not give asylum to algerian terrorists from the 90s as well as from other countries.
But you can try the protesting/mixing it with racism/fighting with antifas approach lol

>>73059075
im actually a swede but yes

chicken donner > lamb donner

I couldnt decide on this poll desu lads cos ive had girls which could be described as one of each of the above

http://www.strawpoll.me/12655370/r

>>73059134
Your setup

the midget welder is here

>>73058789
tall and flat to be honest

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

DON'T TURN AROUND

DER KOMMISSAR'S IN TOWN

>>73059144
I could tell

The man that created the rainbow flag has died of aids
The man that created the rainbow flag has died of aids
The man that created the rainbow flag has died of aids

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>>73059135
>RT

Just had sex with a fake tits chick. I officially hate fake tits. Creepy as fuck.

Real thread here

>>73058928
>>73058928
>>73058928

>>73059170
how

>>73059186
Greater London

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Ponies saved /pol/
this day has been fucking hilarious, I had to quit that board a while ago because it was getting too cancerous but the ponyfuckers drove all the undesirables away.

pic unrelated, I just haven't been able to use it in years.

>>73059098
good looking lad

>>73059196
nobody wins thread wars, knock it off

Why isn't the media reporting on the coups in venezuela and paraguay?

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>Japanese "creativity"

>>73059196
HE'S DONE YA

>>73059231
FOY

>>73059231
janny just deleted it anyway

>>73059196
>Quick draw deleted this one but not mine

gassing

>>73059208
By carefully inspecting the post where you stated that you were a Swede

>>73059196
>JANNY'D

Why is Kendrick Lamar doing his hair like those jewish people?

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need to spark some antifa cunts the FUCK out

>>73059196
piss off you litte cunt

pic related: me at 10% BF, the rest is muscle

don't give your money to muslims
you are funding mosques if you do

>>73059265
>venezuela and paraguay
no one cares

>>73059315
his jewish boss told him to

>>73059292
wow ok

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Chinese riots in Paris. Thanks Soros.

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>>73059153
What a life

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How much is a stately home these days, £50million?

>>73059265
can't show people that communism leads to fascism

sweden is a very nice place with lots of beautiful women

dunno why people try to say it's falling apart it's really not

honestly didn't see a single nonwhite the entire time i was there

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>>73059375

>>73059375
it's a meme you dip

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GOAT snack, fatty though

>Chinese riots in Paris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

Gonna put some clothes on to go out and buy a bottle of wine for the third night in a row

Deep down I'm a republican but I support the monarchy because it's the last bastion of British tradition and heritage

>>73059437
Buckfast?

>>73059350
broken britain

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>>73059437
I live in a city and yet the nearest shop that's open at this time is two miles away, what the fuck is wrong with this country?

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the oneitis is drunk texting me

>>73059476
Nah just normal wine

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>>73059375

>>73059463
>I'm a republican
Lad, do /brit/ a favour: pack your bags and leave

>>73059432
Prefer chocolate peanuts 2bh

>>73059350
Clean your desk and sort your hair out, it looks thin

>>73059375
>lying on the Internet
Why would you do this? It's horrible in Sweden

>>73059350
Dirty boy

>>73059509
ah yes, the north

>>73059517
Faggot

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Refugee from the shawarma thread here.

Where do I find a particular kind of shawarma in London? Pic related.

In Yalla Yalla they serve a huge plate of meat and rice noodle, but I'd like to get something I'm used to (but with real tahini). Preferably somewhere in City of Westminster.

business idea: synthesize the genders to prevent conflict and resentment between men and women

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>Lad, do /brit/ a favour: pack your bags and leave
>US flag

do yanks have any idea how cringey they are?

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Republicanism is English

What do you drive boys?

Hopefully going to purchase a new set of wheels tomorrow

>tfw genuinely get aroused by chubbies but don't hold with all the leftie body positivity shite

Annoying, I know they're objectively unattractive, but my body betrays me.

Fancy a quick snack. Might pop to the shop.

Good thing I'm not a yank. I'd have to get in the car and drive 20 minutes down the freeway

>>73059527
Spotted the girl

>>73059588
Mazda 6

>>73059584
cromwell was a loser

Who's coming to the Swansea meetup?

>>73059266
they co-manufactured it
and it saves money to have the same thing but slightly different

>>73059588
your mum

>>73059549
I'm probably balding. And I tidy when people might be coming round. So no need for it really.

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Alright lads? Back from a cheeky three day ban aha.

Did I miss anything on here?

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>>73059584
THIS

>>73059582
Their country was founded upon cringe.

Wish I had a white telecaster and the ability to play it

>>73059621
i dont visit dive towns

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tea

Don't trust tourists tbqh. It currently seem to be 20 times more of them than Icelanders and I'm not sure if they are all going back

>>73059512
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

>>73059570
Oxford, there's a severe lack of off licenses and late shops here.

haitiANO is mad cause he couldn't get laid in sweden LOL!

>>73059588
Mazda 3

>>73059619
think you paddies and monarchists were the losers ha ha

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What is the consensus on this chap?

strange happenings in central london

the previous poll was oddly warped, of course small and petitie would win cos the others sounded like walking nightmares.here is a rephrasal

http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470

This one lad will like it
>>73059593

>>73059650

grim

>>73059588
>What do you drive boys?

People insane

*walks away laughing in a sinister manner*

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>>73059621
Shan't.

Come to Cardiff instead.

>>73059621
What's this then? I'm in Swansea and I officially became an adult yesterday.

Don't think I shall be attending because fuck you cunts

>>73059671

Any good?

>>73059003

Get yourself a macaw. They're really smart. Cons are they're noisy as fuck, bite really badly and can probably outlive you.

*FOYING INTENSIFIES*

>>73059636
Rogaine, look into it

>>73059588
Mazda5

>>73059588
sixth gen honda civic hatchback

>>73059582
Brit on vacation here

>>73059685
like what

what the fuck is the point of getting a car under £35,000?

literally a runt transporter

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39466502
when will people finally wake up to the dangers racists pose?

>>73058940
>this 2bh

>>73059700

Get him Janny. it means he was underage posting before

Financially, does it make more sense to get a mortgage as soon as possible rather than rent? Quite fancy paying into my own pocket rather than my (((landlord's))) desu.

>>73059737
superb gimmick

>>73059588

>He doesn't live in London and thus has no need for a car

Laughing at your pathetic provincial life

Doing a read

https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/bayonets-wont-cut-coal-the-socialist-republic-of-britain.267461/

>>73059690
>keep rerunning the vote until you get the result you want

You should work for the EU m8

ah yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWdv6riHan8

>>73059719
I honestly don't care. I've got so much shit wrong with me that going bald is a drop in the ocean.

>>73059741
Not having to pay over £35,000 for a car

>>73059752
you answered your own question

>>73059741
>not just getting a 4 year old Merc for less than £20k
Jokes on you

>>73059743
>Croydon
literally a black gang

>>73059741
>not buying a used car for 4/5 grand max
good goy

>>73059636
try some demoxonil

>>73059743

if i was forced to live in Croydon id welcome someone caving my head in desu

>>73059704
actually quite good. 2014, 2.0L, automatic. very pleasant to drive and gets good mileage. some nice bells and whistles for the price, too

>>73059705
I just want a bird that's low maintenance that I can chat shit too and have it chat shit back.

>>73059784
>pre-facelift old generation mercs

vomiting

>>73059741
a car is literally a transporter
it gets me from A to B reasonably comfortably
price doesn't matter so long as it works

you bloody capitalist runt

>>73059766
biting social commentary

NAZI SCUM
OFF OUR STREETS

shite chant
doesn't even rhyme

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I remember a PE teacher in my school got fired for pantsing a kid in front our entire class.

Apparently he grabbed the boxers as well by accident lel and the lad had an absolutely tiny penis.

>>73059697
its varsity this week lads you all ought to be in cardiff anyway

>>73059781
Just wondering why more people don't do it if that's the case, I know some people who say they'll never get a mortgage because they don't want to be tied down to anywhere.

>he doesn't drive a v8

pathetic runts the lot of you

>>73059826
Whatever, get yourself jewed on a new car.

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>>73059584

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>>73058901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQkpVZEdYzo

>>73059819
Birds piss and shit everywhere, they're like mini mes

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hmm.... havent seen algerian in a while...

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the goal

>>73059851
>driving a v8
>on british streets

RIP you and everyone within 30ft

>>73059741
Men who buy expensive cars are the equivalent of women who spend thousands on clothing and makeup

Absolute runts essentially

>>73059741
>not cycling instead
>remembering that all the best girls cycle

http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470

>>73059882
he was posting literally 20 minutes ago idiot

>>73059851
My Dad drives a V10 BMW M5, great car

>>73059819

That's kind of mutually exclusive. Low maintenance birds are stupid AF.

>>73059878
Outstanding post

What is SW London (e.g. Tooting, Balham) like? Seems a bit less shit than the rest, got quite a bit of green space for one thing.

>>73059882
e's been here all day, talking about he and Thailad bummed during the Schalke match

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>>73059882

Hope someone finally ended Thairunt desu

>>73059849
Banks don't give you a mortgage unless you have a stable income

>>73059841
What the fuck is pantsing? That sounds like debagging to me

Might get a Ford Focus, one of the newer models though. Are they decent for the price?

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>>73059876
Get your own flag cunt

>>73059933
>W London

Hope you like curry because you'll be outnumbered 32-1 by asians

>>73059916
your dad is a deano

lads I'm not memeing but Saudi Arabian laws aren't THAT crazy

>Death penalty for gays
So gays have to hide their gayness. That's fucking preferable if you ask me
>Women can't drive
Common sense
>Couples can't kiss in public
Who wants to see that anyway?
>Death penalty for adultery
Seems like a good idea tbqh

Saudi Arabia is literally paradise.

>>73059645
>white

>>73059878
what the german said

>>73059969
oh fuck off

A FUCKING TREE

besides it makes for sense for britain

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The goal.

>>73059933
middle class and nice I think

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>>73059919
Yeah, I get that impression. I wouldn't get anything unless I'm reasonably set in life anyway, I'd not be an irresponsible pet owner.

I just think birds are cool you know? I'd just want a pet that I can interact with.

>>73059971
Nah he just enjoys driving. Deanos prefer Audis.

>>73059979
if you like it so much why don't you go and live there?

>>73059979
>not memeing
>women driving ban is common sense
Ah yes

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>>73059979
>Saudi Arabia is literally paradise.

>>73059933
middle class. wimbledon

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>lads I'm not memeing but Saudi Arabian laws aren't THAT crazy

>>Death penalty for gays
>So gays have to hide their gayness. >That's fucking preferable if you ask me
>>Women can't drive
>Common sense
>>Couples can't kiss in public
>Who wants to see that anyway?
>>Death penalty for adultery
>Seems like a good idea tbqh

>Saudi Arabia is literally paradise.

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The genuine and actual goal is a 2017 5 Series

>>73059979
>>Women can't drive
>Common sense
But men cause more accidents

>>Couples can't kiss in public
>Who wants to see that anyway?
Me

>>73059979
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me, perhaps I was wrong to judge them so harshly, I should instead celebrate our cultural differences that makes us humans to unique and diverse

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>>73059988

>>73060029
because I don't like the allah shit
Allah shit aside it's pretty dench
>>73060030
t. Woman

>When is the Swansea meetup?

Next Thursday at 7pm

>Where is the Swansea meetup?

The Potters Wheel (it's a spoons)

>Who can come to the Swansea meetup?

All /brit/posters welcome

Don't be racist, sexist or homophobic though, basically just don't be an awkward sperg

>Having a goal car

Deanos in here

>>73059819
can't do that with birds

get a cat

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>want to wank
>start texting my ex-gf
>urge to wank disappears completely

>>73060081
fuck off jack bastard

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>>73060081
>All /brit/posters welcome
>just don't be an awkward sperg

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What did he mean by this?

Also janny, if you ban me you're misgendering him and are a confirmed bigot.

>>73059979
Kill yourself
This is more proof that rorke and rasheed are the same
>>73060030
triggered

>>73060086
It's just a pipe dream anyway. I've got other shit to right now.

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The goal..

>>73060081
Is 190kg welcome? He's a swansea lad isn't he?

>>73060105
Why do the FTM trannies always look passable but the MTFs almost never do?

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>>73060073
Way to be racist

Dick

>>73060030
Would literally half our CO2 emissions, free up the roads and generally improve our quality of life.

I'm in a stakin bar,
I got debts, I'm a debaser

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BMW is moving away from their Rasheed market

>>73060105
>I WILL ALWAYS EXIST

But he won't. None of us will

>>73060145
noice

don't get a feral cat if it's older than 8 months

t. knower

>>73060144
You're expected to look shit as a bloke.

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hair is falling out hehe

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>>73060058
The M5 version will be the goal when they release it

>>73060144
That looks passable to you?

>>73060144
confirmation bias
also men don't have to look ~as good~ as women

>>73060020

We used to have a macaw at work. An amazing bird, loved to pet it and play with it. I was really happy when one guy adopted it and moved to California. Moscow is not a good place for big parrots.

>>73060165
Human mortality is transphobic

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>>73060177
F O Y

>>73060212
Was it friendly?

>>73060195
>>73060195
too expensive

M4/5s will always be rasheed cars

why do trannies call themselves "transgender boy" or "transgender girl" instead of just boy or girl

>>73060230
RARE

Wellington meetup at 10am sharp today (approx 25 mins from now)

Meet at the buckets on Cuba Street

Racists only
No homophobes
No dogs
No yanks

>>73060148
Yes and stop half the population being able to travel or work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZyLH6rjku4

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keepin' it G ain't nuttin'
you ain't gotta like it cuz the hood gone love it
you ain't gotta like it cuz the hood gone love it
watch a young nigga show his ass out in public

>>73060250
They want attention

>>73060250
because of racists like you

>>73060250
not all trannies do that
only the ones who are mongs do that

the less dumb trannies will just refer to themselves as a man or a woman

Poles are way worse than Romanians.

Romanians commit more crime, but it's mostly theft. Poles commit the actual murders. Would you rather be stolen from by a Romanian, or murdered by a Pole?

>>73060250
for attention

>>73060144
Femininity is all about subtle differences in bone structure.

Masculinity is all about muscles and facial hair.

One of these is very difficult to change, guess which.

>No dogs

rasheed

>>73060287
Neither really, deport the lot

>>73060287
I want a Polish bf

>>73060196
Except for the breasts yeah. If I walked past her on the street I wouldn't think anything whereas the typical MTF would be immediately obvious as a tranny.

i paid $1100 + an xbox 360 for my car 6 years ago, when i was in high school

>>73060258
>Yes and stop half the population being able to travel or work

Freeing up jobs and slashing unemployment. Even better.

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>FOY

>>73060298
>facial hair
nah
every runt has a beard now

are scottish people better at fighting then brits?

i prefer small breasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChdxP6pv8k

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the actual goal

>>73060372
delete this

imagine being a manlet must be pretty awful

talking actual manlet too like 5'6" even though anything below 6'2" is pretty shitty

>>73060357
>slashing unemployment
By making more people unemployed??
It's hardly feasible for women to not work when the cost of living is so high

>>73060303
Dogs are fucking disgusting

I love how people on here think only Muslims dislike them, fucking dog loving morons

>>73060379
Can't say I care much one way or the other and I think the same is true for most guys. Obsession with big breasts is a Jewish perversion.

>>73060287
Romanians are more about fraud and smuggling than theft tb h

going down the park

goals are up now so gonna have a kick

>>73060244
Rasheeds prefer Audis and Range Rovers with black wheels and tinted windows these days

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>>73060372

>>73060414

5ft8 here. Its pretty shitty not gonna lie.

>>73060370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH8AqTWFs9k

Has Wellington nothing to offer me but these Amazons?

>>73060433
literally only rasheeds dislike dogs. kys.

>>73060250
so they don't get killed when they pull down their pants

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>>73060372

>>73060379
Nonce

http://www.strawpoll.me/12655682
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655682
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655682
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655682
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655682

>>73060235

It was territorial and hierarchial. Would bite strangers really bad if they were stupid enough to stick a finger into the cage, would constantly try to dominate the stupid humans etc. Good thing is spray bottle can keep them in bay.

>>73060380
honorary doggo

>>73060501
Sounds like a bit of an arsehole then

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>Dogs are fucking disgusting

>I love how people on here think only Muslims dislike them, fucking dog loving morons

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having a very hard think about certain things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A94_LiQISw

Edmonton meetup at 7pm precisely today (approx 3 hours from now)

Meet at Churchill Square next to the clock tower

Keep racism to a minimum
Leave the gays alone
Respect pronouns
No actual Brits, please

>>73060468
Nope

Blue eyed white agnostic, love watching dogs get abused and starving

>>73060403
Everyone that drives this is a peng bird

>>73060501
have this image in my head of russians cowering around a bird cage going OHH CYKA BLYAT FETCH THE SPRAY BOTTLE KURWA

>>73060501

*at bay

>>73060419
Women shouldn't work, they should look after children. Childcare costs would therefore be eliminated. This would also encourage financial interdependence between couples, making marriages more successful and children more healthy, well-rounded individuals, able to contribute positively to society in the long-term.

>>73060534
Pay up piggy my post format doesnt come free

>>73060466
I don`t get it ütz

>>73060468
White skinned christian here, dogs are annoying and needy

http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655470

Interesting, the categories are balancing out now that each seems more pleasant.
More votes needed, accuracy improves with sample size

How long until I can get an AI mate to talk to?

Have never met an intelligent dog owner

they're almost all dull, simple, ignorant and narrow minded people who care more about a stupid animal than their fellow human beings

>>73060575
*tosses you a roll of loonies underhand*

>>73060590
>fatties at the bottom

Good, means more for me tb h

>>73060566
>couple gets house
>only 1 works
>can't pay rent/bills

>>73060534
**unzips dick**

>>73060595
t. Cat Owner

>>73060478
what was this in reply to

>love watching dogs get abused and starving

edgy as fuck

>>73060566
Women just staying at home all day is outmoded, it made sense when housework was literally an all day affair but when washing dishes and clothes takes less than an hour and the kids are in school for 7 hours it makes 0 sense.

The key is to steer women into occupations that are conducive to time off and more flexible schedules; they should not be working as pilots, surgeons, CEOs etc etc.

can't wait until we stop production of the $1 bill

all smokers are miserable, rude fucks

imagine going bald at 20 having been in the process since 16

its a real hoot

Stepped on a rabbit once
Ghastly affair

Anyone here use Bumble? I downloaded it purely as an ego boost and had no intention of replying to any girls I matched with, but some of them are actually quite nice and I feel bad for ignoring them.

>>73060625
Government subsidies for families then. Besides, cost of living is a separate issue, my point still remains.

>>73060628
If you've got the weed, I'll probably suck your dick. Just wash it up a little. I don't mind a bit of stank, but I don't want 3 weeks no shower cock stank.

>>73060687
Started going bald at 24.

>>73060680
smoker here

im very polite

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>Work tomorrow

In 2014, UK
house prices per square metre were the second highest in the world (topped
only by Monaco), with especially high valuations
in London and the South East

>>73060732
>he actually gets messages on Bumble
Jog on normie

the neighbour's cat used to be really afraid of me but it's started to become a lot more confident
might give it some food soon to see if I can befriend it some more

>>73060732
have it installed but have received 0 messages. guess im just that ugly lol

using non gendered pronouns is now the law in canada

>>73060677
we haven't even stopped production of the penny why do you think the $1 is going anywhere anytime soon?

>Don't do drugs
>Don't smoke
>Don't drink
>Don't eat
>Don't sleep
>Do nothing but think of you

>>73060520

Why, looks normal to me. The bird just wanted to do its thing, to be left alone and occasionally play with someone.

>>73060563

We don't say 'kurwa' lad. We say 'suka'.

>>73060732
>have to sign in with facebook
nope

>Decide I'm paying too much rent for my shitty London flat
>Check out flatshares in my hometown
>Rent is pretty much the same

Fuck this fucking shit country

>>73060823
yes I know you don't say kurwa but I couldn't think of any other russian words

>>73060775
>>73060786
Do you get any matches at all? I've got an absolutely terrible swipe-match ratio (probably at least 100 swipes before I get a match), but once you do get a match, it's more likely than not that you'll get a message, given that the girl has to send them first.

>>73060680
I'm a smoker, but a pipe smoker.

I'm not chemically addicted, it's more habitual. Some might question why someone would smoke at all if you aren't chemically addicted.

I have been addicted to nicotine with cigarettes and vaping. It sucks.

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>>73060822
>Under your spell...

>>73060847
You can live with me :3

>>73060847
Be quiet goyim, you have lots of space!

1 million refugees will do you good

want a russian gf

>>73060810
We don't have $1 coins anymore

>>73060619
thing is its really interesting for me as my history is like:
petite, plain, curvaceous, tall, curvaceous, plain
so ive had a bit of everything,
plain was a bit dull, fat/curv i felt a bit disgusted by, tall was really hot but also stressful bc too much effort to keep her "mine"
so i cant really say which is better
rly interesting

>>73060847
try getting an apartment in a non-shit part of the bay area
$2k per month for a studio at minimum

is the lad who dumped his gf here? how did it go

still haven't seen a new fucking £1

>>73060864
yeh i rarely swipe right ngl. maybe thats the reason and im not ugly after all.

>>73060901
>>73060901
>>73060901

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>>73060930
>>73060930
>>73060930
>>73060930

>>73060680
People who look down on smokers are cunts

>>73060914
Yeah think she fucking set herself on fire the ugly bitch

>>73060822
what the german said

>>73060847
What's your hometown? Don't think there's anywhere that's as expensive as London, maybe Oxford but I'd have thought even that was a bit cheaper.

>>73060921
>>73060921
>>73060921

>>73060914
still dont wana talk about it thanks

>>73060590
tthink some lad might be rigging this lmao

>>73060932
>>73060933
God fucking damnit

>>73060887
coins are the fucking worst i hate coins

nothing worse than jingling around with pieces of metal in your pocket

>>73060864
>100 swipes
look at mr. free time here

>>73060732
I think it would just depress me honestly.

I have a solid 0% success rate with online dating. And real life dating I suppose.

>>73060956
dont be a dickhead you said you'd keep us updated