Fried fish with a side of french fries and some mayo ed.
maisie
yanks are a different species
dara
>>73056549
Naw
sue
that monkey brain in us just wants that fucking belt, it's crazy. There was a study done at a university, academic studies, that when given a belt. Like if I gave them the belt in wearing right now, chimp colonies will form weight classes and compete in chess matches with dire physical consequences just to keep it. The most bad ass mother fucking chimp in the colony will receive a currency, Im not sure what the currency is. Jamie look that up, its probably bananas, but that currency will outweigh the importance of the belt, and eventually the most bad ass chimp will only fight the chimps with the most bananas, this is all true. Did you guys see that video of the guy getting hit by a train?
>>73056518
cringe
cara jocelyn delevingne
what was it called when your mate kneeled behind someone and you pushed them over
think this one might be more consistent
animaisie?
listening to the golden filter lads
doubt you've ever heard of them
>good at maths
>hate reading too much
>chose Law
The absolute state of me
>>73056518
>french fries
>mayo
Get out
>>73056611
tabletop
>>73056611
haha remember doing that on the field at lunch all the time
ahahaahah good banter
British people. Do you binge drink on the weekends?
>>73056649
Yes
what did you call it when you all tried to piss into the sinks in the toilets at school?
we always did this and it became so infamous the janitors joined in
>>73056649
Binge drinking right now
Three words
The
Phantom
Shitter
https://www.reddit.com/r/place/
add a little uk flag to the corner of argentina
Americans, what are your thoughts on your national boxing hero Oscar de la Hoya?
>of course I don't eat my fish and chips with tartar sauce, sirrah
>>73056543
I remember
me asking out the oneitis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwwuy1aLkE
Fuck off king
only got debagged once
beat the shit out of the guy who did it
broke his nose and knocked a few teeth out
nobody messed with me after that
>>73056661
American
>>73056673
German
Am I being bamboozled?
>tfw no /brit/ bf
bash the fash
*knocks your elbow as you're writing*
>>73056739
There are no British people in these threads. It's just a post-modern art thing.
>>73056649
I binge drink on Fridays and casually drink on Saturdays. On Sundays, I finally get my appetite back and eat a shitload of food.
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVD9j36Ke94
tartar sauce is fucking vile
>>73056649
usually fridays
>>73056584
kek
>>73056745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRWJcrRO0GM
Modern Art well and truly BTFO once again
>>73056781
pleb
APRIL FOOLS MATES
converting to judaism = good
>>73056745
Post your belly button x
>>73056797
>it's a "pjw still thinks all modern art is just that one silly bit of art that most people dislike" episode
he's boring now
>>73056611
didn't really have a name for it
remember doing it loads tho
>>73056623
Searched it on Spotify
Apparently I've listened to it before, listening to Favourite Things now and I'm NOT liking to be desu
havent wanked since wednesday and don't really feel like doing one now
think i have broken myself
>>73056745
no need to brag about it
>>73056781
can't even have fish without tartar
bitchleaf
https://twitter.com/CubeGoal/status/848170444545028097
makes you think
>>73056849
youre just getting older, happens to all of us.
>he still watches Paul Joseph Watson
He's a fruitcake who never leaves his house cos he's paranoid that he's going to get beheaded by a rasheed
>>73056834
>all modern art is just that one silly bit of art that most people dislike
Ah yes
*enter any modern art gallery in the world*
*its full of that shittty 'one silly part bit'*
shan't be listening to retards such as yourself
>>73056834
it is, mostly
t. worked at Tate Modern last summer. never again.
>>73056900
>Tate Modern
Genuinely saw a few people howling at the stupid shit "art" in there. Joined in with them
>>73056900
>>73056892
>modern art galleries
that's not where you're going to find good art
>visit Gibraltar
>excited about easy sinorita pussy
>they're all ugly
Why did we have to pollute them with our Anglo genes lads?
>accidentally posted this in /ita/
Embarrassing
>>73056891
Not an argument.
>>73056900
honestly i liked the ceramic sunflower seeds
>>73056891
PJW is a master of debate and critical thinking you fucking pleb
>>73056880
>>73056700
he's mexican you know
and he's a fucking legend
I spent £23 (twenty three pounds) on a camera, but for what
everything is pointless
what's the point
nothing matters
travelled 3 hours today to go and pay a tutor to basically do my uni assignment for me
in my final year and if i dont get 50% on this assignment ill fail so not taking any chances
>>73056948
fuck off yank. HATED when yanks were in there. dim loud cunts.
>>73056972
>>73056984
PITY SNAP
>>73056834
He's too Americanised for me.
>>73056972
>>73056975
get a grip little mopey sluts
>>73056889
no; women disgust me now
>>73056518
FOY
Anyone got a Nintendo Switch yet? Is it as shit as I think it might be?
chelseas new stadium is a masterpiece
> really confident and comfortable when speaking to my mother
> on the verge of tears everytime I have to talk to my dad
Does anyone else experience this?
I'm 21, by the way, but when I talk to my dad, I feel 13.
>>73056518
>french fries
What the fuck are frog fries?
>>73057002
fuck me please big boy
Real talk: Arabs are the worst race of all
>>73057012
Feel the same.
Actually didn't touch myself for about 3 weeks until today, and it felt pretty bad.
>>73057048
I thought they were remodeling that Battersea power plant or whatever it was?
>>73056949
He's not open minded enough to be taken seriously.
>>73057071
still convinced its the chinese
>>73057035
Got a Zelda machine. It's nice, but expensive for the one game machine that it is for now.
>>73056543
hello pleb
>>73056518
good lid
>>73056637
bad lid
>>73057071
Pakis are worse, believe me. Arabs will at least smile and show some charm while they're ripping you off.
>>73057094
Methinks you haven't dealt with many people of either race. Arabs are the bane of the planet.
>>73057094
It is
>>73056781
what a terrible fucking opinion
watching bloopers from the (american) office again. i feel like i do this at least twice a year
>>73057071
londoner here, you're wrong
there are worse
>>73057169
bane?
>>73057048
Looks like a Lenin-era prison.
Philadelphia is a good city
R8 tonight's playlist m8s
I don't really like islam in general but I've had a bunch of very good m8s who were arabs and it doesn't get in the way of things
all rich cunts though
>>73057149
Pakis are effectively Arabs imo, plus I despise Arab slipperiness; at least with a Paki I know immediately what I'm dealing with.
*debags you and then japslaps you while your bare willy is out and then gives you the ol' farmer brown when you try to pull your munks back up*
what's with all the new stadiums in london?
>>73057098
Is it true that the Mario game isn't due to be released until Christmas? What the fuck is that, they release a console without a Mario game?
fooling around with this girl i've fallen for but she's in a relationship and things will never work between us
end me
>>73057098
i think i might just get the wii u version desu
if you commit a minor crime what's to stop you saying you're someone else? do the police check your identity at all?
>>73057223
bit short and not diverse enough
>>73057260
it's alright
I put about a hundred hours into it when it came out, but haven't touched it for weeks
>>73057219
this might be the best post in the thread
>>73057231
>Pakis are effectively Arabs imo
They're different, they have darker skin and have an even higher ratio of sex offenders.
>>73057223
Aha!
>>73057256
hold still..
>>73057231
Pakis are muslim Indians.
>>73057244
The old stadiums are too small and don't generate enough income. Spurs' new stadium will be nearly twice the size of their current one.
>>73057048
cretinous hovel utterly grim
>>73057291
i just need to finish bloodborne first before i move onto something as big as BOTW
>>73057284
yes, unless you're not carrying anything with your name on it, theres not much point lying
>>73057339
Not enough space for Chinese tourists?
>>73057244
corporate luxury boxes, an american invention. youre welcome
>>73057365
stupid fucking yank
am a bit thick
>>73057331
Titanic didn't break the ice, other way round
She's thick as pig shit, you made the right call
>>73057331
someone tell this bint that the titanic didn't break any ice
>>73057384
youre hard arent you
>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
what?
>>73057377
Spurs aren't popular with the chinks, they prefer Arsenal and Chelsea
>>73057385
post lewd caras
>>73057411
what are you on about
>>73057377
Pretty much yeah. I used to have a season ticket at Utd, and there'd probably be 5 tourists for every 1 """real""" fan. Ruins atmosphere and prices locals out of going. Wish we had the German model desu.
>arsenal matches are 99% white
>arsenaltv videos ate 1% white
whas going on here
>>73057411
>>>/litfit/
>>>/mlpol/
>>>/mo/
>>>/can/
>>>/fap/
>>73057447
nah
really really want to kiss a girl and have the kiss filled with all kinds of emotions
POST YOUR NEAREST MOSQUE
>>73057411
it's literally only /mlp/ and /pol/
their userbases had a 95% overlap anyway, not much has changed
>>73057169
you misspelled pakis m8
arabs are obnoxious but some of them (like levantines) can be educated and cool
you must be a paki if you really think arabs are worse, pakis and indians are literally sub-niggers (not even human)
>>73057473
>>arsenal matches are 99% white
nope
>>73057251
They released it with BotW. The game is a masterpiece.
>>73057473
Wearing the ol' Arse jersey atm
>When you're reading lyrics online to a song.
>And they get it wrong.
REEEEE You had one fucking job.
>>73057331
shouldve said USCGC Healy (WAGB-20)
look at this beast
going to import an ex-police crown vic
>>73057567
We icebreakerposting now?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490961794488.webm
ahh yes time to be sick from drinking too much
my favourite part of the night
Gibraltar is Spain
>>73057567
*decomissioning intensifies*
>>73057600
>9:37pm
Grim
>>73057536
Yeah but that game was originally being developed for the Wii U, and they panicked and put it on the Switch too. Nintendo is really pissing a lot of fans off with their treatment of some of their franchises. There hasn't been a Metroid game for about 5 years, and the last F-Zero game was over 10 years ago.
>>73057607
after everything we did for serbia this is how you repay us
>>73057487
Unironically live near a """mosque"""
It's actually a rented apartment in a building inbetween where I live and study with one big sign pointed to the avenue.
>>73057625
i have no life so time as a concept is meaningless
>>73057506
Lumping Indians with Pakis is absurd. Indians are bro tier.
think its quite cacodaemoniacal how much you have to pay for masters
>>73057648
Good lad
explain this combined boards meme
o wait, april fools
>>73057483
y not
>>73057489
Except it's /fit/ and lit/.
and /co/ and /ck/
and /c/ and /an/
and /m/ and /o/
and /fa/ and /p/
and /fo/ and /y/
>>73057649
not the ones we get here (London), but we have a tendency to attract the worst of the worst
>>73057668
thanks i am getting into bed now still got some sick on me hehe
>>73057679
Genuinely outstanding post. Might be post of the year
Jumping on the ol' Battlefield 1 lads
>>73057705
>not the ones we get here (London)
Indians here are great though
the ponies have actually made /pol/ usable again
I'm not even joking, the Reddit presence has decreased immensely
>>73057705
You guys probably do get more of the low class slum dwellers, in the US Indian immigrants are mostly doctors, engineers and academics.
>>73057735
>>73057649
t. Pajeet
>>73057698
giantess fetish is weird af
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna leave this place for good
Under the ground
I'll live down there without a sound
And never hear these hissing voices all the same
I'll disappear 'cause living makes me feel ashamed
I must believe
There's more above us and below
I must believe
Stranded with this bitch called hope
It keeps me here
When all I wanna do is go
It keeps me here
When all I wanna do is disappear
Anyone watching MOTD later? Getting a bit tired of seeing Gary Lineker's smug immigrant-loving face tbqh
>>73056724
Bit extreme.
>>73057768
Indians are genuinely great though
Peaceful, polite, no crime and integrated
indians are ALRI
>>73057730
I want to get that but I don't want to spend £300 on a new graphics card and extra ram in order to play it
>>73057672
only have cute ones
>>73057794
yes
a well read bible is the sign of a well fed soul
The Indians and the Chinese often say that they have a millenary culture. How many centuries do you think British culture has?
>>73057829
>he doesn't own a PS4
>>73057767
Don't listen to him, we get a lot of rich Indians here outside of the shitty area of London he lives in. My doctor is Indian, nice man.
>>73057845
post cute ones then
the cutest ones you have
>>73057774
I have that dress
>>73057890
just did i think
>>73057875
FONT
>>73057873
2
we're done
My dentist is Indian and so is my GP
Decent lads tbf, well educated and hard working
>>73057845
crying out for an una vela edit
On t'Guinness and peanuts desu
>>73057903
more :(
>>73057897
cute
I'm laughably weak, I can't do a single pushup
Gründlich durchgecheckt,
steht sie da, und
wartet auf den Start.
Alles klar.
Experten streiten sich
um ein paar Daten.
Die Crew hat dann noch
ein paar Fragen, doch --
der Countdown läuft.
wish there was just a place around here where i could pop in and order fish and chips then get it in a couple minutes and either sit down and eat it there or take it home
>>73056518
I'm jelly. Got a good home made lasagna to look forward to however you can't beat a good classic
>>73057967
>eating at a chippy
>>73057875
I want a PS4 for MLB and nothing else.
Not really worth the £300 though.
>>73057989
its chipper you fucking moron
>>73057959
SS+GOMAD
seriously
>>73057967
>sit down and eat it there
>>73057959
Are you a woman
>>73057774
Those lads on the ground got a good view up her skirt desu.
>>73058005
Are you the Mets lad?
>>73057908
2 centuries?
2 fucking centuries and you still do not have your own architecture style, unique culture or decent cuisine.
And clean your fucking teeth, pigs.
>>73058057
>never been to a chippy restaurant
>>73057875
If I get one I'll become a slob and skive off work to play it all day
>>73057938
fine ONE more then i'm going for a drink
>>73058090
You're not getting Gibraltar Juan
>>73058049
>Starting Strength
A guy who can't do a single push won't even be able to lift the bar.
>>73058029
It's Chip Palace
>>73057915
My dentist is Polish.
She's alright I guess
>>73056949
>pjw
Lmao what a cuck
>>73058090
Spain has zero centuries of owning gibraltar
>>73058107
>Sitting inside a posh chipper
fuck off literal billionaire
>>73058110
>>73058107
>>73058072
>>73058057
>>73057908
>>73057905
>>73057884
>>73057890
I am thinking of buying a new pair of boots, quality made in England.
What is your opinion as an Englander on these pair of Solovair's "Enlander"?
http://www.britboot.co.uk/engine/shop/product/SLBS05/Solovair+-+Englander+-++Black+Leather+Boot+With+Steel+Toe+Cap+%2811+Eyelet%29
>>73058087
Nah. Feel like I should support Blue Jays for Canada being in the Commonwealth but Canadians are annoying desu
>>73058029
It's chippy you weirdo
Why does /britfeel/ on /r9k/ obsess over Harold Shipman?
paid for sex and had a filthy experience I'll wank over again for a while lads. First time.
>>73058090
what are you on about pedro
>>73058159
why are you so mad
Tom > moot
>>73058115
thanks lad x
>>73058161
It's just one autist forcememing
>>73058125
My dentist is spanish and she always touches my face with her big tits when I'm laying down on my chair, and I leave with a semi every time.
>>73058153
im not an englander
>>73058090
>architecture style
we have the greatest architecture in europe
>inb4 some childish lego dutch/polish shit
i've literally been the chippy that was voted best in the UK and i have to say it wasn't that great.
>>73058155
Yea Canada is pretty gay
Why isnt /brit/ getting any pony magic?
>>73058161
he's interesting and wasn't actually doing anything wrong (sort of)
never met a canadian who wasn't a bad weapon
americans make me laugh, there was this one at the eye part of the hospital and he had to get his eyeball injected and he wouldn't shut up about how much it hurt, but his descriptions were funny as fuck
>>73058153
Never heard of them. The yellow lacing makes me think that they're a copy of Doc martins (and those split into one type made in china and another more expensive and higher quality one made here)
>>73058153
ugly
>>73058161
Harold Shipman's sat in prison, eating his last meal. He ordered a curry. He says 'It's alright but I could murder a naan.'
>>73057915
My dentist is Indian and I went to school with her, she was in my year.
>>73058153
Never heard of them, just get some Dr Martens instead.
the dentist drilled out half my tooth without numbing anything lads
it was torture
>>73058118
he will and if he can't then he can start with the women's bar or the ez curl bar
>>73058216
You mother was voted best in the uk. I've been inside her and I have to say it wasn't great.
>>73058177
Myspace pre-dates the hyper cautious internet security era. And when people jumped ship for Facebook, nobody remembered to go back and sort their Myspace.
Search the girls from your past, most of them have slutty photos they never bothered to delete.
>>73056518
>Fried fish with a side of french fries and some mayo ed.
grim
it's battered cod with chips and tartar sauce
>>73058216
Chippy I know was voted chippy of the year in 1992 and still has it on the sign
>>73058216
chipper*
>>73058254
she qt?
>>73058254
mate
>>73058283
i battered your mums cod last night mate. gave her some of my tartar sauce too ;)
>>73058257
>pay more for worse quality
idiot
>>73058153
look like some kind of fetish boots
europeans are so bizarre
>>73058253
Kek
drank almost half a litre of gin this afternoon
really feeling like shit now
never again
it's pronounced "ate" not "et"
>>73058315
sozard dint realise it was half term
lads, imagine if cum was black
>>73057915
Is it Vinay?>>73058324
>>73058298
A little bit, but like most Indians she has no personality.
>>73058311
alri
I want to apologize for my previous anti-British comments. I have had a bad day.
>>73058365
what's wrong with that
>>73058153
look like knock off docs
just get the real thing desu
>>73058254
Tell her you want to be in her mouth for a change
>>73058365
????
WHITE FOLK BE DRINKIN WATER AND SHIIEET
>>73058365
I fail to see the problem, it's a little weird but there's nothing wrong with drinking fucking water
>>73058282
>Search the girls from your past, most of them have slutty photos they never bothered to delete.
Fuck off nonce or fuck off grandad, take your pick
>>73058407
water is a white supremacy drink
>>73058399
I'm having a great day because I remembered Gibraltar is and forever will be British
>>73058212
They are selling Highlanders as well, but Englander > Highlander imo
http://www.britboot.co.uk/engine/shop/product/SLBS03/Solovair+-+%22Highlander%22+Black+Leather+Boot+With+Steel+Toe+Cap+%2811+Eyelet%29
>>73058240
North Hampton Shoes (NPS) was the producer of Doc Martens until they moves to China. But NPS still owns the patent and produces the actual Docs
>>73058422
>just get the real thing
That is?
>>73058399
no t preocupes
>>73058384
If cum was black and poo/dirt was white, racism probably would never have happened.
why don't british "sports" have scheduled doubleheaders?
all white yanks think they're black and act black and listen to rap 24/7
>>73058384
alri
im imagining it
???
>wearing doc martens
ah yes the australis runt
>>73058473
hmmm
*scrawls notes*
interesting theory
>>73058407
>>73058446
think it's one of those parody accounts "look at this everyday activity we'll call it strange it'll be hilarious!" type things
>>73058465
just get some docs you 'tist
>>73058487
What the fuck did you just say about me nigga?
>>73058326
Actually boots are kinda my thing
>>73058365
>A jug of water
>Tacticool camo backpack
£50 says he's
>a virgin
>watches anime
>daydreams about the zombie apocalypse
>watches videos about prepping on the internet
>has military surplus or hiking MREs in his mom's basement with more jugs of water and a mall folding knife cos he can't afford a spyderco with his pocket money
>>73058508
It's not.
>look into thread
>utter spastic of a spaniard
No wonder I get mean comments
t. swede
>>73058487
Unfortunately the current 14 year olds are doing the same. Saw a girl in her school uniform blasting out nigger music in town.
>>73058503
>he doesn't wear docs
bet you wear some teeny bopper shite like rick owens
>>73058529
>those clothes
clearly a normoid
>>73058518
Get a pair for a tomkins
They're cool boots from L O N D O N
Honestly can't blame Europeans for how they treated Africans and Aboriginals.
They are literally the colour of shit, resemble monkeys and had no technology or culture comparable with the West.
Africans were seen as animals, contrast this with the European view of the Chinese or Indians. They were stupid and could be tricked, but they were still broadly speaking human.
>>73058477
Because we don't sit around for hours eating hot dogs and popcorn when we go to watch sports
>>73058592
look at the back of his top, it's red and white stripes with what look like guns and the word "freedom"
he's a /k/ommando
>>73058529
i bet he's a turbonormie who got the backpack for free at a recruiting office or his dad's in the army and that he does crossfit and needs to carry a gallon of water around because le super intense workouts bro
drinking water
interesting, a new Lotus costs only £30k
>>73058465
>That is?
http://www.drmartens.com/uk/p/11822006
These are the cheaper ones. the ones for £180 apparently come with a lifetime thing but ive no idea how it works
>tfw can't enjoy my Saturday night nigger hate thread on /pol/ because it's full of pony hentai
>>73058617
you know juan it doesn't work if the arrow points up, because then you are choosing the person and there's no fun in seeing which unlucky bastard gets it
>>73058639
>>73058671
Yeah but they're not actually that fast unless you're on a racetrack and they're expensive to repair.
cleaned my desk
looks empty now
Find Irish accents irritating after a while desu
in the mood to enslave everyone who isnt an average height, brown haired white male
>>73058698
I see.
>>73058736
I lived with an Irish bloke for about a year, got fed up with his silly voice after a few months.
>>73058732
Desklad?
>>73058739
>brown haired white male
No such thing, brown hair is a nigger gene
>>73058671
they're just so damn impractical
supercar looks without supercar performance
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655370
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655370
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655370
>>73058789
nonces
Finished the 'uinness on the 'der now
>>73058639
pajeet
>>73058789
short and petite with big chebs
really makes me miss my ex
>>73058676
Doc Martens are made in China. I once owned a pair - for exactly 11 months until it broke into several pieces.
Britain still has a large and renowned shoe industry. You should buy British quality instead of cheap China shit.
>>73058676
Solovairs are the original Doc Martens
>>73058613
I could just find a Tomkin company from Indonesia that produces cheap Adidas copies (four stripes)
might delete my 4chan account
>>73058928
>>73058928
>>73058928
>>73058872
you got parred son
>>73058908
fuck off
>>73058789
very difficult question ngl ngl ngl