/cum/ Poisson d'avril edition

Really inspired by you lads. Keep up the good work.

If I wanted French I'd go to /fr/

>>73047582
good edition

>>73047582
>/cum/: Unintentional Jihad Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--8a4QsiO9Q

>>73047647
If I wanted an american opinion I would phone the Kremlin.

>>73047647
Tais-toi Amerdecan de tabarnak .

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*creeps through your neighborhood*
*glares at you angrily*

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>>73047711
this friendly dog will help you home
good luck

>>73047738
Vous devez arreter
>>73047731
When can we just have /um/?

>>73047768
>a buick
pfffbhahahaha

>>73047768
*breaks down*

>>73047799
>>73047820
*politely asks to use your restroom*

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>>73047738
>amerdecan

>>73047647
>implying english isn't a french creole
honhonhon

>>73047768
fucking chis and their monte carlos

FUCK Donald Drumpf and FUCK whypipo

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>/pol/ got merged with the most degenerate board for April fools

>>73047867
she lives in bentonville.
i just want to get a little place in a white neighborhood

>>73047990
Maybe it'll purge the normies

>>73047929
Please use my insult for American anglo pigs, I want it to catch on.

accidentally split a hole in my pants

hey guys. guess what? April fools lmao got you

>>73048051
Where did you buy them? I had this 3 times with trousers from H&M that I bought one size too large.

>>73048064
GOT EM

>>73048044
Je ne suis pas Anglo

What's a poisson?

What does d'avril mean?

>>73048051
Had a nice pair of dockers that split while squatting. They were my favorites pants an I'm still bereft desu.

>>73048114
>What's a poisson?
Poison
>What does d'avril mean?
Avril Lavigne

>>73048114
April Fish

>>>/cock/

>>73048084

I dont remember

had em for a while

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>>73048166
Is this a french thing?

>>73048157
I don't know who to believe

>>73048196
It's just April Fools

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>>73048044
c'est compris

>>73048196
>I don't know who to believe
Play it safe. If it's really Avril's poison then it's better to think it's poison even when it might be not poison after all.

>>73048170
Mlp pol's a good one too.

damn nigga dis some good joke i wonder what dey gonna gome up with net hanahanaha swag holy fuck tho damn that april fols

>>73047936
this is what american think ? holy shit...

What are you guys doing today?

>>73048256
Je veux Quebec brûler

EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN

>>73048351
not banging your mom
jk haha april fools

>>73048326
>not lgbtp

so close

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>>73048358
ohio is a post industrial dump

u got played

>>73048010
Ayy Bentonville isn't bad

hahaha sheeeeiiiiit

>>73048196
April Fool's day is Poisson d'avril in France.
Kids stick paper fish with duct tape in each others back this day, hence the name

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>>73047768
>tfw no g body

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>>73048346
In comparison to other germanic languages, yes.

>>73048411
>Quebec
>pays
Tu es une province de Canada

EYO
Y
O

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>>73048486
>Kids stick paper fish with duct tape in each others back this day
goddammit france

You are a bunch of fat lipped googles

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hmmmm this is realy makin me think

>>73048351
Gonna go to a lake

/int/ should have been merged with /vg/

nigga with timbs hjahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahh fuck me sleeeeeepz

chicken I say CHEEUKYN NIGGA

>>73048509
we run the confederation

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>>73048592

>>73048659
What's that?

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>>73048555
shieeeet, i fucked up
not stick in the sense you think moron
you just place it on the back

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>>73048658
Si tu le penses

can someone please explain the niBBa meme to me

>>73048707
no, it was pretty clear what you meant. that's just some froggy nonsense

>>73048707
>edict of Roussillon
I understand the verb "stick," pierre. It's just another example of european faggotry

>tfw for a majority of my life i thought sticking paper fish on other people's back was a phenomenon in most of europe and north america

>>73048745
>he isn't a woke ass niBBa who lives in his timbs
smdh

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3 days later and my package is still in china

>>73048711
ur flag is fucking ugly
>>73048745
nigga u dumb

>>73048745
>niBBa

"The art of changing word "nigga" slightly, so no one gets offended."

>>73048838
We Ohioans get to be the special snowflake state with a different shaped flag.

>>73048745
HEY BETER FROM FAMILY BUY

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bored. hungry

EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN, I KNOWS ALL ABOUTS DAT AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE

I HEAD DOWNTOWN? PLENTY OF BLACK GENTLEMAN TO STEAL MY WALLET

TAKE A NICE STROLL THROUGH THE BRONX? IVE GOT 5 DIFFERENT GUYS TO HOOK UP WITH FOR COKE

SEE 'EM ON THE COURT EVERYDAY, ALWAYS PLAYING WIT DEM PORTO REECUNS

>>73048711
Justin Trudeau- Grew up in Montreal, french canadian
Paul Martin- half french-canadian
jean chretien- quebec born and raised
brian mulroney- quebec born and raised
pierre trudeau - montreal born and raised, french canadian

so of the last 8 prime ministers, 5 had french-canadian heritage or were born in quebec

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reminder - ohio has the best flag in the US. This is not debatable

>>73048959
>being proud of the trudeaus of all thing
if you're from quebec and you think that you might as well be a race traitor

>>73048833
why do people still buy shit from china?

>>73048959
Tu est fier de Trudeau?

>>73048970
never really liked it

>>73049025

the listing said it was coming from the US

>>73049034
never really liked you, faggot

>>73049026
>>73049008
im just saying we control the anglos

>>73049073
It's always the kraut.

>>73049044
Be more cautious Stop supporting communism

Is romance just an euphemism for putting benis in bagina?

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This is the ideal regional flag. You may not like it but this is what performance looks like.

>>73049097
Mais si tu deteste Trudeau, TU ne fais rien.

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>>73049198
>ideal
>compressed to shit JPEG
Have some dignity

>>73049198
>>73049269
>british tramp stamp

get the fuck outta here

>>73049135
it is better than that honduran/guatemalan from yesterday posting gore/scat pictures

>>73049302
I am proud of my British ancestry and heritage

>>73049302
>being ashamed of your past
We *superior* north americans have nothing to hide.

>>73049198
never noticed the tiny english flag or the flowers on the shield before

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>I am proud of my British ancestry and heritage

Hello can i find burger here?:D:DDdddd

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>>73049346
>>73049367

>>73049269
>literally a foreign country's flag and some coat of arms on a red background
wow how fucking interesting

>>73049369
>flowers

FUCKING LEAFS

>>73049380
It's ok Juan, nothing wrong with being an Aztec/Moor hybrid

watching Patriots Day with Marky Mark

solid reminder that the pakis cannot be trusted

>>73049429

t. Ahmed Mjuldra

>>73049402
>bullet travels down

>>73049442
good movie

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>>73049456
absolutely excellent meme

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Diversity, our strength

such a stirring motto

>>73049193
No

>almost half of california doesn't speak english
o am laffin

Watching planet of the Transformers: Age of Extinction with Marky Mark.

Solid reminder that toasters cannot be trusted.

>>73049538
Isn't Los Angeles like 30% white?

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>>73049570

us whites should just start a civil war and make ourselves refugees to europe and outbreed their refugees

>>73049600

who cares about Los Angeles? It should be sunk into the ocean

>>73049618
The white American birth rate is below replacement

>>73049625
Same with the suburbs of Toronto

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oregon?
You mean oregano?

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>>73049618
>outbreed
way ahead of you

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>>73049674
More like Boregon

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>73049715

Good thread guys

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>american public transportation

>>73049852
Looking forward to a future where men are also protected from such forms of behaviour.

>>73049852
i wonder what city that is

might be baltimore

>>73049852
This sounds like things that black people and homeless people do.

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>>73049852

>no masturbating

>>73049852
do americans not have any common sense anymore?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72n18ZgMw2k

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Hello

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What are you guys doing 2day?

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>>73049994

the balkans were a mistake

>>73050039
ur mum lol

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>>73049994
>>73050039
Please don't post nudes unless you're a qt girl or trap.

lol /cock/

>>73050076
Mass euthanization of the Balkans when?

>>73050080
Excellent choice

>>73050121
Gonna go to the lake with the qt

What are you doing?

>>73050087
or unless you're canadian

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>>73050106
Pardon?

>>73050154
Sitting in the middle of the forest naked. It's 4c outside

>>73050220
y tho

>>73050203
You don't want to see a 6'3" balding white guy with a hairy chest and a gut nude my pig farming friend.

>be 3rd world russian
>get kremlin'd
>wake up in the woods naked and post in the american sector of a west alaskan sushi company

If mexican americans are chicANOS, then what are jap americans?

>>73050231
Why not. It feels really chill to do it

>>73050272
yeah right...
you're probably a sissy

lmao

hey /cum/ (lol)

>>>/cock/

>>73050378

nipps

>>73050434
Ill be a sissy for you Danmark

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>>73049777

You are like a little baby, watch this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why is /int/ obsessed with cara?

>>73050585
It's just that one Mexican

>kids watching tv
>never laughing, only the sound effects laugh
>vegetating in silence
>kids watching youtube
>laughing
>interacting with eachother

>>73050562

>Virginia

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>>73050560
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've been squatting on a tree stump for 10 minutes now and my asshole is getting cold

>>73050506
canada is a better sissy, tbqh

>>73050674
>estonia
dont tell me youre out there to hang yourself

>>73050692
False

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heh, fools.
*inhales*
RRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73050728
What are you implying

Finding a naked man hanged on a tree in the middle of the forest would be funny though

>>73050728
just a prank bro lol aprils fool

>roommate broke the glass in the fridge last night
>doesn't remeber it today
dont know if he was wasted or just lying >>73050741
>zero search results
m-more?

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>>73050802

Ark kansas was a mistake

>>73050857
>more?
I don't want to get banned

>>73049994
>>73050039
post more.

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>>73050899

>>73050910
janny just deleted it so know one else could have it. (i saved it though)
Im sure he wants more too

>crossdress
>get banned

>color your dick black
>not banned
Hmmmm

>>73050916
What are you, fucking gay?

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>>73050985

>>73051021
can't believe trump said this
smfh

>>73051021

wtf?

Im #withher now!

>>73051021
This is why I voted for Hillary

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what did she mean by this?

>>73051021
Build straight wall.

>>73050965
>janny just deleted it
That was me

>>73051021
Common, that was 17 years ago. It was just a sin of his youth.

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>>73051270
Notyou/10, skin was too white

>>73051301
Spaniards are WHITE

>>73051334

t. Jose Vasquez

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>>73051362
It's actually Jaime OK

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>>73051334
You've posted your arm before and it was CHI tier

Why are the subreddits being combined?

>>73051409
cute name

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hmmmm.....

>>73051484
It's april fools.

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>parents name kid Jaime
>Wonder why he's gay
Ah yes

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>>73051472
This? I've already said that it wasn't me

>>73051486
Y-you too

>>73051536
But it's sunday

>>73051579
>white
nice april fools joke

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>>73051579

How is that CHI tier.

thats like pooinloo or nigger

>>73051583
April fools is the first of April in America.

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>>73051579
>some CHI is whiter than I am

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>>73051559

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this is nice board

>>73051681
Hmmmm

>>73051655
That's not me lmao

>he isnt white

baka

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I hereby formally declare thyself as the 44% whom will onceday conquer the demographic composition of the United States of America

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Fun fact:

In the hispanic word our prank day is not on april first, but rather we make pranks on the day the massacre of baby jews committed by Herod is commemorated.

Gas the kikes.

bf is here buds

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worst girl BTFO

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>>73051872
yeah that's not edgy at all

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Stop letting your light particles be trapped by matter.

>>73051872
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

What's similar between black people and living?

I hate both

>>73052240
haha lol

Thank you Canada for dino nuggets

>>73052319
That's pretty racist

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>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
fucking
howling

someone please shoot my roommates

/fitlit/ should be a permanent board

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Me rn

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>>73052865
only if you hail best girl as your queen

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>>73052933

I already do

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Shrek

one of my big cats is in the kitten box pretending to be a kitten

the mother is falling for it I think

>>73052725
I wish /int/ got merged with someone.

http://www.amazon.in/AsiaCraft-Cakes-Gobar-Indian-Rituals/dp/B016S1JA0U?tag=googinhydr18418-21&tag=googinkenshoo-21&ascsubtag=1b742239-ded8-464e-983c-75d64540f2f1

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Benis hi hi

which boards were combined?

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what a slut

>>73053113
I've seen /fitlit/, /cock/, /mlpol/, and /mo/ so far

>>73053113
/pol/ got combined with the ponyfags. They are not happy about that

>>73053113
>>>/qa/1195554

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Vigne confirmed best

desu baka senpai

>>73053859
more convenient for snacking

>>73053859
Stick butter is way easier to cook with

Are Americans white?

>>73054156

mostly

*presents my boipucci to you*
What now?

>>73054156
Most aren't

>>73054228
*pulls up your pants*
have some decency

gonna smoke some cock. april foools.

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>>73054452

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the gf

I already like this april fool's prank better than last year's.

*steals the gf*

>>73054661

she's like the inverse taysway

good ass, no tits

>tfw /int/ doesn't get a board companion

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>>73054725

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>>73054661
SHE THICC BOI

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>>73054747

tits > ass

also dakota > elle

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>tits > ass

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>>73054816
Elle is thicc as well

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ive touched a girl before

>tits > ass
Literally 14 year old response

>>73054892
these april fools jokes are starting to get old

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>>73054892
Good for you
This places you miles ahead of mr
>tits > ass

girls poop from their butts, you sick fucks

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>>>/fap/

it goes like this
fertile birthing hips>face>ass>tits>>>>>personality>everything else

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>>73054892
A story about me almost losing my virginity:
>with a girl
>nervous as fuck
>we make out and grope each other
>tells me to wait
>boner for 20 minutes
>finally get to it
>lose boner the second my glans touches her vagina
>so embarrassed I put on my shorts and sprint home shirtless in the middle of winter
>calls me the day after saying not to be ashamed or embarrassed
>try again the same day
>no problem keeping it up
>pound her rawdog and nut deep inside

>>73055021

>personality that low
>wanting to date crazy

i love this holiday

APRIL FOOLS

i fucking hate it

>>73055020
RUN (clapping emoji)
AND (clapping emoji)
TELL (clapping emoji)
DAT (clapping emoji)

>>73055045
>implying there are women that aren't crazy

>>73055186
no sanitation whatsoever

is it normal for a pregnant cat to steal another cat's kittens

>>73055235
sure why not

>>73055085

I dont think my oneitis was

>>73055339
>I dont think
pretty much sums it up

>>73055394

you're right

I should make her my gf and figure this out for myself

>oneitis
>>>/r9k/

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thinkin of danes

>>73047778
Cute pupper.

Stacy can I come over after school? We can hang around the pool.

>>73055476

did your mom get back, from her business triiiip

>>>/cock/

hehehehe

>tfw no gf thats attractive but doesnt realize just how attractive she is so I could build her confidence in herself but have that confidence associated with my happiness so shes forever bound to me

>>73055568
What? That's not how you keep a gf anon, if you make her more confident she will definitely leave you.

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>>73055426
like to see you try

Only fags are autistic

>>73055627
this

>>73055567
No, but he does show a few symptoms.

t. my therapist

>>73055505
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks

Estonia is a nice country

>>73055628

4th time's the charm, right?

>>73055390
good taste

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>tastes so shit it makes females flee in DROVES
could not fabricate this

Canada is a nice country

>>73055686

thats not aprt of the song...

Who wins?

Kid Kudi vs Kid Rock

Papa John vs Papa Roach

Jaden Smith vs Mr. Smith

Star Trek Khan vs Genghis Khan

Pink Floyd vs Pink

3 doors down vs 3 blind mice

>>73055752

whom are you quoting?

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>>73048509
Québec IS Canada.
What you call Canada

Danes are sex little sluts

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>>73055806

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>>73048592
cutie!

>>73055820

what multiple girls are you talking about?

you give my confidence too much credit

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>>73055817
nuh uh

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>>73055852
wait you're telling me you've tried asking 1 girl out 4 times and not 4 girls 1 time?
Whats wrong with you

>>73055899
mmmmhmmmm

you sexy little dane

>>73055909

no, 3 times

the other girls Ive attempted to ask didnt even really give an answer

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>>73055899
Is Lars Eller a celebrity in Danemark?

>>73056023
>>73056023
>>73056023