/brit/

hmm

>>73046126
quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of america
name ONE (1) unfunny seinfeld episode or joke

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sue

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got a lot done today
proud of myself

>>73046195
episode 78

>>73046196
NEED A GF OF SUCH ETHNICITY

best clarke and dawe lads?

local news doing a /bamboozle/ today lads.

http://www.wrexham.com/news/council-to-launch-helicopter-tours-of-gresford-roundabout-potholes-129231.html

mummy just put my curry in the oven
only a korma though because the spicy ones are for pakis

got no one to enjoy the remaining sunshine with so im just going to get depressed and smoke weed

How the fuck do I stop having a sore throat

hmm
don't quite get the 4chan april fools joke
someone explain please

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>>73046236

>>73046195
Binged the entire thing over a week and I didn't laugh ONCE.
>muh whats the deal with x
>they do z even though y
I still watched it though because I became attached to the atmosphere and characters

>>73046282
iktf senpai. had one the past 2 weeks

very strange. never had something like this before

Jerry... that's in Sweden.

>>73046288
>>>/co/ and >>>/ck/ merged, for example, to form >>>/cock/

same with >>>/mlp/ and >>>/pol/

korma is the runt of the curry world

Central London was a mistake.

The hordes of tourists make it deeply unpleasant.

>>73046210
like what

having corned beef on creamcrackers for the old breakfast

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>you will never attend an elite Japanese high school

why did I have to be born in America

>bbc gives constant covereage to leftist protests/whatever pakis are up to
>literally not a word on todays protest
woah....reely maid me fink

>>73046338
and tikka massasala

/pol/ being pony'd is genuinely funny. Good job hiromoot

>>73046195
kramer racist rant on stage

>>73046338
Nobody would argue with that tbqh. Tikka masala is on the same level though.

lost my bankcard yesterday and was shitting it thinking I dropped it somewhere and some cunt found it and bought a load of shit via tap-mode until I found it earlier in my fucking shoe

just had a kebab lads.

>>73046366
protests lose their effectiveness when you have one every 4 days

>>73046343
Pakis and gooks make London unlivable

>>73046364
if you were a jap born in japan it would just be like going to a yank one

most of them fetishise the idea of going to american high school or british private school, it's all relative lad. Be happy with what you have x

life goes on and it gets so heavy

won a free now TV with my maccies

>>73046261
I remember a few years ago the local radio station said they were going to fill in a popular pond where people feed swans with cement and build housing for refugees there.

Better times.

going to walk around waitrose to look for single women in my area

>>73046403
>eating halal meat

should probably just kill yourself.

>>73046321
you've been ruined by dry english wit
can't laugh at the court jew's jokes anymore

>>73046336
oh right

lol

wearing size 30 jeans lads, put a book in the waistband and there was so much space it fell down to my knee haha

really need to eat more x

>>73046447
people feed swans cement in ireland?
mental

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which EU member states are going to pay higher financial contributions to make up for the money they're losing from Britain leaving?

and which one will get the most pissed off about having to pay even more EU taxes?

>>73046444
>Eating McDonald's
>Watching television

Runt squared tbqh

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>>73046126
>american anime

>>73046566
>gif
fuck off

>>73046469
rorke mong

most kebab shops don't use halal meat

>>73046435
>if you were a jap born in japan it would just be like going to a yank one
there are no elite american high schools

>>73046523
Nothing less than what those angry, hissing cunts deserve.

chelsea tho lol

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>>73046594
you think swans are bad?
look at these munted cunts

>>73046577
bit haram 2bh

>>73046641
alri 4-eyes lmao

news round-up:

not even blacks like migrants
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39466502

pakis up to their noncery again
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39466980

>>73046366
what's today's protest?

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>watching random news on TV
>clips of protests over some random 'govt using crisis to covertly consolidate their power' bullshit from Venezuela
>a country where there is literally no food and scant electricity supplies at the moment
>literally every protester is recording the whole thing on their smartphones

>>73046641
looks like he knows his way around a wetherspoons or two

>be australian
>have irish genes
>instinctively terrified of birds

>>73046545
lets have the details

watching a programme about killer whales on netflix its called built for the kill: killer whales

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thought nonce meant retard and then found out it meant pedo
found this out the hard way

>>73046580
lots of people fantasise about going to american high school because of your shit films

>>73046700
i can tell by the name that it's yank garbage
turn it off

>>73046718
my grandmother thinks it means retard and she always calls her dog a nonce haha

don't have the heart to tell her what it really means

>>73046666
why isn't the bbc reporting on stuff like this? bloody politically correct brigade

got an interview for the RAF monday lads. shitting it.

>we didn't get prank'd

which board would you like to see /int/ merged with?

What's with all the youtubers showing off their £100,000 cars when they get something like 250,000 views a video?

How do they afford it?

>>73046723
The films/shows don't even come close to how amazing american high school is

>>73046718
lmoa what a nonce

>>73046641
swans are awful cunts and 2bh I like that about them. they don't give a fuck and will just swim up to you along the river bank and start shit with you for no good reason haha

>>73046769
high interest loans

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>tfw trying to explain shrinkage to a girl as she's laughing at your willy

>>73046768
/trv/ and /his/

might actually make this board interesting and intelligent again

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>>73046666
this list needs updating every fucking week

>>73046768
>>73046508

>>73046765
you'll do great x

>>73046753
youre 100% correct and i literally already have

>>73046771
getting shot doesnt seem that amazing desu

Royal As Fuck

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>it's a war about nothing

>>73046768
we merged with 9gag 2 years ago and nobody noticed

which boards got merged then? been working all day so haven't seen any aprils fools shenanigans

>>73046723
I don't give a shit about films or anime or dramatized social experiences.

I just wish I had that academic experience.
I wish my parents had sent me to cram school everyday until 10pm.
I wish I had been forced to actually study instead of playing vidya all the time.

>>73046768
we merged with reddit 1 year ago and nobody noticed

>>73046827
Sometimes you get stabbed

>>>/mlpol/
HOWLING

>>73046837
ww1 was more about nothing than ww2

hitler and stalin were looking for a fight with the rest of europe

>>73046850
/co/ /ck/ = /cock/
/m/ /o/ = /mo/
/mlp/ /pol/ = /mlpol/
/fa/ /p/ = /fap/
/c/ /an/ = /can/
/fit/ /lit/ = /fitlit/

>>73046768
we merged with /int/ yesterday and nobody noticed

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>>73046875

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>>73046908
>/can/

They ripped off my general!

>>73046917
>after weeks of unbearable tension following the assassination of the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, the great European powers have declared war on one another in a bitter struggle for something that is sure to be determined by the war's end.
did a chuckle

why do blacks pretend to be hard all the fucking time? you're not a fucking gangster so stop acting like one.

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Just had a delicious bacon sandwich

>>73046845
i like you

Put a glug of red wine in the chilli

>>73046994
t. beta little cuckboi

>>73047009
meat is murder

how warped does someone who goes to a private all boys school come out?

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>>73047009

>>73046859
shit happens mate

spent secondary school skipping most mornings and committing petty crime (misdemeanours in america i think) at the weekend, I revised for a total of about 2 hours in 5 years. I'll never be a lawyer or work in the city because i was a lazy cunt and i was good at hiding it from my parents, but there's no point in whinging about it now is there, my fault desu

>>73047009
source on that webm?

>>73047022
Couldn't be any worse that what I already am

>>73047020
>>73047025
>implying pigs are worth saving
Fuck off you gay pakis

>yanks think they have freedom
>they actually don't have any freedom
lmao

hate it when you find a piece of bone in the corned beef
very off-putting

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>why do blacks pretend to be hard all the fucking time? you're not a fucking gangster so stop acting like one.

>>>73046994
>t. beta little cuckboi
>>>73047009
>meat is murder

>>73047022
lots of them become members of the Tory party

>>73047054
ROFL

>>73047054
iktf

*walks to weed store with pistol in my holster*

currently on the train home from work

>>73047022
wish i did
would've got in shape, had cheeky gay sex
would've been fun

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>>73047044
Milana Vayntrub

>>73047066
>replying in a hatpost
>multiple hatquotes
HEEWLIGN

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>>73047012

>>73047094
get off /brit/ and talk to the qt two seats in front you nonce

Should've blended /ck/ with /an/ for some banter.

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>>73047116

https://philpapers.org/archive/GAROTI-3.pdf

>>73047089
>gets arrested for wearing a mask

>>73047113
it's a new form of hatposting i'm doing
i'm like the bauhaus school of 'dora

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r8 my din dins

>>73047124
She sits to the right of me actually. Was gonna sit opposite her but chickened out.

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>>73047143

>>73047109
thank you

>>73047089
*gets shot*

>>73047154
That's lunch, not dinner

>i'm like the bauhaus school of 'dora

only a few pubs near me that still let you smoke cigs inside. slim pickings these days

>>73047154
>Lidl
povvo

>>73047154
they still do glass coke bottles?

>>73047208
Yeah but they're a bit overpriced.

>>73047154
>pate

mmm

>>73047208
yeah but only for billionaires

on a new one now its called The Hunt Season 1: Ep. 4 Hunger at Sea and its a bbc documentary with david attenborogh so actually good

>>73047208
They do but they're really expensive. You're really just paying for the experience of drinking from a glass bottle.

I will never forget your struggles

did anybody ever experience a fire alarm going off because of an actual fire at school?

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Sorry to "Yank" into your business, /brit/, but I must ask something: do you consider all Americans, "Yanks", or just the Northern United States? Technically a "Yankee" would refer to the population who lived up in the Northern states.

If you've played Victoria 2, a general strategy game based on history.. it is quite prominent that the cultural divide between Americans, historically, has always been there.

So when foreigners, especially Britons, use the term, "Yankee", upon my person, I am incredibly offended by such a rude and ignorant remark!

Us Southern gentlemen would like to be preferred to as "Dixies", which we have retained our right to be called that, even after the American Civil War. We are NOT Yankees. Please refrain from using this statement.

I just find it absolutely atrocious that our former European allies would simply forget about us and leave us in the dirt after all these years.

After all these years!

Please, atleast give us the common courtesy to differentiate our true nationalities between us and our uncouth neighbors up in the North.

Thankyou.

>>73047186
oh my
'dora without the 'dora
how experimental can we take hatposting?!

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Brit on holiday here haha

>>73046994
A lot of them are quite hard tbqh

>>73047245
yeah but i knew it was going to happen
god you set fire to one bitch and you get chucked out

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>>73047252
A FUCKING COORS

FOY

So today at the grocery store there were two lines, four people to go but they were younger and the other one had only two people to go but they were old. I slided into the young line and was done before the first old guy in the other line was finished.

Why are old people so fucking annoying in stores?

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brap has become normie

>>73047245
yeah some mong lit a fire in my school once

>>73047252
Coors is such a terrible beer, doesn't taste of anything.

>>73047249
FOY

>>73047282
give them a break. you'll be the same one day.

>>73047239
I watched this last weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdS9M7oSVOg
twas good

Anybody need their bathroom done

>>73047282
not just in stores lad
they're generally annoying except for the ones i know who are alri

>>73047252
>coors

eww

Do you reckon Sadiq will allow for an official St. George's Day in London?

>reminder we literally had a mayor that celebrated St. Patrick's Day but not St. George's

>>73047287
Actual autism

>>73047293
what happened lad

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>>73047278
>>73047295
PBR is better

>>73047337
london doesn't celebrate st georges day...
b-but that's my birthday!

>>73047282
was getting a train ticket from the booth cause the machine was down, and this old woman took like 15 minutes just to book a ferry to ireland or something. was HEEMING

>>73047337
of course he wont. leftists are huge hypocrites.

>>73047345
he lit something on fire on the bathroom and someone noticed, he never came back to school haha

>>73047319
>nearly 5 hours
good lord
thats longer than das boot
cant be doing with that

Interstellar is the pinnacle of human creation

There will never be another film that could match its perfection

>>73047245
just stinkbombs

>>73047389
don't think that's true haha

most of our ancestors didn't really do anything to advance the Empire

that's the ancestors of the white Anglo-descended Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, South Africans, Indians, Caribbeaners, etc

>>73047418
Watched it once and didn't care for it to be desu.

waiting for someone to rip on interstellar so i can post nolan memes

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I've been masturbating to MILF porn all bleeding day, every time I go out drinking I'm horny as hell the following day.

>muh love

How will brexit affect me

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the so-called food

> As of 2014, Musk's annual salary is one dollar.
WTF

>>73047426
any argument used for not celebrating st georges day can be applied to any islamic holiday.

but he goes out of his way to celebrate those.

>>73047413
typical serbian behaviour

>>73047492
>no chilli sauce
poof

>>73047496
because he's already a rich cunt
a fair few rich cunts do it

>>73047485
desu not that much. loads of poles from over here will probably go back but not be welcomed im guessing, they'll be the next refugees.

>>73047496
Greater London

>>73047541
garlic mayo is much nicer

>>73047508
does he go out of his way to encourage muslim holidays?

>>73047485
if you want to work and live in britain, you'll need to get a visa now. you may even have to already have a job waiting for you before you can come here.

also, all of our money that went into the EU is going away, so you're either going to get less funding or other countries will have to pick up a higher bill to make up for us

>>73047418
The characters were incredibly boring.

>>73047560
Enjoy your cum

So a girl asked me if I wanted to go get coffee "RIGHT NOW" on bumble earlier, said I couldn't as I already have stuff planned, and gave her my number at the end of the message

She hasn't replied to the message or texted me, hmmmmmmmm

>>73047574
to celebrate them

What kind of specimen actually celebrates St. George's Day?

>>73047508
i dont know if thats true about Sadiq i was referring to Ken Livingstone who was the one that made a big deal out of St. Paddy but not George

>>73047544
not only that, he probably pays himself in shares/dividends, taxed much lower than salary

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>Winona will never be your slightly mental aunt who you go and fuck every so often

>>73047603
She needed a dick in her and you let her down lad.

>>73047652
bald fat british guys who proudly wave a modified england flag
also they're tradesmen and read shitty newspapers
also they hate muslims but consider themselves not racist

real rorkes

watching new (as in 2017 new) Simpsons

every episode is a nonsensical wafer-thin plot padded with references to classic (and the occasional post-classic) simpsons

Proper turnt last night haha

Hbu

Okay so

>>>/mlpol/ is autistic screeching around every corner

>>>/mo/ are bitter towards each other but it's relatively ok

>>>/can/ has been taken over by /c/, but a lot of users don't mind it

>>>/fitlit/ has a lot of advice going around (brawn advice on brains and vice versa)

>>>/fap/ is pretty neutral, nothing much to report

>>73047652
Anyone who isn't a 'sheed or a leftist faggot
Sadly, not many people anymore

>>73047604
http://www.sadiqkhan.org.uk/happy_st_george_s_day

might cheat on the gf lads, no reason, she's the most incredible person I've ever met, I just want to rock the boat a bit

>>73047747
>actually having a gf
GET OUT.

>>73047720
to be fair, /pol/ easily got the worst of it.

>>73047720
/fitlit/ is honestly the best board on 4chan rn

>>73047724
says he's muslim there but on question time he said he's agnostic.

deceitful cunt

St George was a Roman soldier of Syrian origin
The St George's cross is not from england

>>73047652
the brexiteer white van man type ofc

>>73047783
bizzaro muslim that supports gays and jews

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*sits in a shitty beer garden wearing pic related sipping warm carling, faded st george's flag bunting overhead dripping rain on my fat bald head*

m-muh england...

>>73047720
/can/ is lovely

>>73047814
>faded st george's flag bunting
you need to write books

kodi doing a /bamboozle/
https://kodi.tv/

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>>73047814
Sounds like a good evening.

Chester is 100% Irish

Really enjoyed Dr. Lauren Southern's treatise on politics lads

I just want to indulge in all the stuff I'm not supposed to

doing a watch of crocodile dundee
aussies are majestic creatures

https://youtu.be/aA4hmX2V_Ws?t=820
tim is not best pleased at all lads

gonna lay down in the park and listen to the history of rome podcast

cannot BELIEVE sadiq khan hasn't banned all the shitskin celebrations yet lads
so racist of him

made te

2 hours into the initial D soundtrack

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>/r/philosophy has 10 million readers

what's the capital of bangkok?

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>>73047689

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>>73047950
>lay down
careful now.

>>73047950
did you get up alright today liam

>>73047969
giz a link
i had a torrent but it had about 1200 songs somehow

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>>73047988
live in the midwest desu never experienced that

maybe this though

>>73048030
BRRRRRRAP

>>73047977
>most posts get less than 100 votes
hmm

>>73048004
not being funny how do you know my name? mightve got drunk and told you, but i dont remember doing that

Wish I lived somewhere that experiences regular thunderstorms.

*enters /brit/*

I'm wearing a Tom Ford suit, shoes and glasses, my Burberry raincoat draped over my arm. The raincoat, along with my hair, are both dampened by the substantial showers that have plagued this small town. The maître d' can see this and offers me a towel and asks if I'd like to order anything, no, thank you, I reply, instead I head off to the piano.

*starts playing Piano Sonata No.14 by Beethoven*

*all the patrons drop their FT, and begin to slowly sip their whiskey as they have a flashback montage of all the people they have loved and lost*

The room goes silent, bar the piano, everybody is too busy contemplating. After a passionate session of playing, I rise, order a vodka, on the rocks, no ice and recline in my first generation Eames chair and ottoman, as I sit back it causes me to ponder on everything that went wrong in my life. A tortured soul, one that has witnessed too much pain and heartbreak, it's just me and the cruel, empty world we are all subject to. I leave, half drunk, throw on my raincoat and hop into my Mercedes 300sl Gullwing. The roads are quite icy and visibility is poor, and suddenly, I slide, hit a barrier and roll down a bank. My birth, my parents (long gone), my first love, my first child all flash before me, before I die on the freezing cold grass, all alone.

doing an existential crisis
why can't I just exist in peace

>>73048007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA

>>73048088
stopped reading this after the third action post

>>73048065
you got doxxed this morning by thairad lool

on my laptop so I have no images
[imagine a sad frog or perhaps a wojak crying attached]

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>when you're in an argument on 4chan and someone jumps in on your side but says something disproportionately mean

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>>73047981

>>73048108
ta love

>janny cant take april fools

we must not allow Trump to become normalised

JANNO
>>73048222
i know this feel

trump is already normalized

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>>73048088
>vodka, on the rocks, no ice

the ghost in the shell movie was pretty cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECh_rZklkMA

had a giggle

>Arguing on 4chan

literally never done it. well not true, i got in one once but im a stupid cunt and was getting btfo

havent done it since. just not smart enough and would rather just attempt gimmicks and normie post

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>>73047689

err, was janny just made an april fool?

>>73048418
I've seen you do it loads of times

my life has completely fallen apart

i was unironically a borderline chad a year ago now i'm a fat, sticky depressed mess

how the mighty have fallen

doing an april cools where i just act really cool

>>73048222
Anyone who disagrees with this is a dumb cunt retard

>>73048131
Care to elaborate?

Got a corker of a post but I shan't be wasting it on you daytime cretins.

>>73048357
doubt that

>>73048439
Callum

>>73048222
>>73048342
I fucking hate that shit, I'm always teling people, just because their food isn't edible and they have bad teeth and chavs are everywhere doesn't mean britain hasn't been a huge part of forming western civilization

friday feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0mjukDGRw

>taking anything here seriously
I-I sure hope you d-don't do that, GCHQ lads :(

>>73048453
just said his name on the stream

Tell me about your political opinions

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the neighbors heard my loud wailing and sobbing last night and asked if i was okay

bit embarrassing haha

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>>73046126
geographicly politic idea: give Gibraltar to oldest ally (Portugal) to spite the Spaintards.

>>73048500
What stream?

BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN

>>73048510
did you let them know that you're alright, but the ballbag is another story

>>73048492
but it's sunday m8

>>73048462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0z08OpmEPc
i like that cartoon but hate hate hate evangelin

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heh

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>>73048507

>>73048561
the ballbag's been gone for a while mate, it needed surgically removing after a certain incident with a sledgehammer

work in 38 hours

>>73048507
moderate centrist

>>73048604
good post

Just did a hefty wank

just bought some books and then realised i forgot one and bought that too but in a seperate order

ffs thats £1 extra because of delivery fml

>4 hours until my slow cooked pulled pork is done

but i'm hungry now roooo

>>73048661
>pork

fuck off

>>73048507
everyone should be killed

*claps*

>>73048661
>pork
bit islamaphobic la

>slow cooked
just do it fast cooked instead lmao

HOPE that Chelsea collapse

>>73048677
even based Clegg?

>>73048661
i've have stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to spine and brain and have not felt hungry once in 8 months, cant even remember what it feels like

count it as a blessing

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5 and a half months until i turn 25

>>73048708
this is a shit gimmick fuck off

>>73048701
I would use clegg as a club to beat the others.

Would describe myself as a national socialist but without the racism

>>73048732
its the truth m8

i have to say, brit threads are so much more relaxed than balkan threads. there's something about brits that makes you just wanna get relaxed and start sipping tea you poured rum into

>nationalist
>racist
>stupid
pick all 3, every time

>>73048739
THIS
I prefer the term Pazi - Patriotic Socialism

>>73048755
poleish twat

>>73048755
post boipussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYvdgZlFrn8

>>73048753
nah you're just an attention seeking mentally ill hypochondriac who wastes doctor's time when they dont have enough time as it is. just kill yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeccAtqd5K8

>>73048651
I bought some books too

They're being delivered later

>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humour
pick all 3, every time

friend of mine has started browsing /pol/ and become the quintessential poltard, trying to start arguments all the time and subtly bringing up Jews. Bit embarrasing

Business idea: type in my symptoms online and decide that I have the worst possible thing on the list
then go to the doctors and waste their time

>>73048796
it's a gimmick you melt

>>73048793
very nice
sounds like civ background music

Sat on a bee.

Quite displeased tbqh

>>73048796
t. jeremy corbyn

>>73048755
love you too x

>>73048755
cant stomach gunfire since i once got very sick on it and rum in general cannot abide the taste or even smell

>rum and tea

is that a thing?

wish I could get captured by ISIS so they'd run a tank over my poor little bollocks

used to self-diagnose myself with cancer all the time

have survived lung cancer, skin cancer and leukemia ama

Describe your fit.

Topman pink wool socks
Unknown brand boxer briefs (Simpsons pattern)
Uniqlo slim fit jeans
Topman muted pink tshirt
Uniqlo navy ultra light down jacket
Ted Baker overcoat
Samsung Gear S2 smartwatch in white
Scentless Mitchum antiperspirant
Bvlgari Aqva Amara fragrance

I identify as a cancer patient

>>73048929
Sweaty old rugby socks
Raincoat

>>73048929
>trackie bottoms/jeans
>hoodie
That's all I wear

>>73048877
its an army thing

>>73048929
Naked

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>>73048929

>>73048929
Assless chaps
bow tie

>>73048929
I'm wearing a lab coat

>>73048965
>trackie bottoms
theyre called pantaloons

>>73047012

>>73047116
>>73047143
[Kawaī-ness intensifies]
>>73047171
why is it always a Can-cuck?
(¯¯-¯¯)

>>73048929
>high street clothes
>expensive Ted baker coat to larp as a successful banker

LITERAL deano

>>73048929
you're a bit of weirdo to be wearing all that just sitting in your gaf
I'm wearing:
penguin tracksuit bottoms, topman t-shirt

>>73048578
I enjoyed the anime as much as the next guy but I think the live action film will be ABYSMAL

am unironically a mens rights activist

>>73048877
>During the Korean War, members of the American Military Police Corps were given Gunfire by British soldiers under the guise of it being normal tea after a recovery mission. This led to intoxication of the MPs who then drove an Armoured recovery vehicle and some army jeeps into a camp gate as a result of Gunfire consumption

peng tings on my whatsapp and my iphone too

>>73048984
pics