Opening day is almost here-edition
But when the beetle professor returned
He crawled on all six, as his wings had been burned
And described to the finest detail all he'd learned
There was neither a light, nor a heat, in his words
>>73011583
Want to succ a Japanese girl's toes at AT&T park desu
I have the best smelling BO in /cum/
what is this shit
>boreball
>>73011654
t. fatherless communist
The beetle king slammed down his fist
"Your flowery description's no better than his!
We sent for the great light and you bring us this?
We didn't ask what it seems like, we asked what it is!"
>>73011653
>that white jewess in the centre
shut it down
>>73011583
>>73011627
Don't mean to brag, but I've been on that boat with the flag while a game was running.
No orientals allowed
>>73011583
Amazing edition
Tell me about the first time you played the biscuit game /cum/
Did you ever lose?
>>73011702
itll be weird not hearing Based vinny color commentate anymore
>>73011653
Thought it was a fucked up COEXIST thing until I saw the search bar
*blocks your path*
>>73011653
google.ca does not have this problem
>>73011715
What kind of dog is that in the middle
>>73011715
i always win baby.
>>73011746
That's a birb
https://twitter.com/peta/status/847832116322639872
if you drink milk you are a nazi
the gf
>>73011697
>richfag moeposter
im gonna wring your neck, bud
>>73011740
>that hijab
>>73011697
They should put TVs on the seawall outside the park so everyone on the boats can see the game too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDdd746LEGU
>>73011787
>she will never give you an angry handjob where she tears the skin
why live
How do I embrace my permanent solitude and sub-par social skills to become a public nuisance
>>73011739
''farmer'' Jhon is ready to ''work'' on the field..
>go back to work Pedroe
>Si, señor
''farmer'' Jhon got a bussy day ready for hard work next day
>>73011798
the picture commemorates some russian's birthday. She's probably a churka
6 is the best position desu
>>73011653
hwndu
hwndu
hwndu
hwndu
the fucking jews. I had my browser setup to open a newtab -- and it's supposed to be the fucking blank tab page -- when I open it and this shit comes up instead (of course I've changed it now). But my blank tab page is aessthicc
>>73011812
i think of you as that nerd kid no one talks to that wore acid washed jeans and ended up living the dream creeping on asian girls in taiwan
>>73011787
id unironically marry her.
>>73011677
this is really trash
>>73011861
7 master race
>>73011880
"can you spot me, pedro?"
>>73011861
>tfw I unironically have pissed like #2
>tfw you get the chills and end up blasting everything with piss
>>73011787
I could heem that bitch, there's no way she doesn't hit like a girl, don't let her bulk (and flattering angles) fool you.
a a a a a a a a a
>>73011924
the choreo very amateurish
>>73011876
sorry, was never a fan of acid wash jeans
I was always dressed in whatever Kohls had available so my aesthetic is/ was basic and unoffensive.
many people talked to me and well and I was mostly well-liked
>tfw no dominant gf to put you in chastity and tease you every day
srsly wish I knew a girl like this
>>73011959
she would skullfuck you
>>73011959
*is that bitch*
*heems you*
Nothin personnel
>>73012004
good boys >>>/out/
at least my waifu lves me i guess
>>73011968
ahah (・ω・)
>>73012029
hey fuck you develop better taste
>>73012057
Who even makes this shit
>>73012045
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yolo
>>73012118
dat youtube money dat yello puss
living big
>>73012118
>2 ugly people get married
good for them
Just testing something lads
Kill all:
Niggers
Spics
Kikes
Pakis
Poo in loos
Mudslimes
Chinks
Gooks
Nips
And Abos
>>73012114
i wish i knew, i also wish there was a second coraline movie
A stranger walks in to a /cum/ thread.
>>73012016
I'd let her do that, but it wouldn't be non-consentual if that's what you are implying.
>>73012030
umm, no sweetie..... xoxo
R8
>tfw
>>73012201
>forgot irish
kiss me bby
>>73012281
Fuck off WASP, all Anglos should be killed
*trims his mustache in front of your gf*
sorry anon, nothing personal
>>73012259
me in the middle
>>73012251
6/10, maybe a 7 if she's a wonderful human being
is she one of your colleagues?
>>73012259
LOL SHE LOOKIN LIKE CHAD KROEGER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH NONONO
>>73012251
a 4, at best
>>73012216
>>73012201
>forgot german
shit list
>>73012251
Ayylmao/10
Get them big ol eyes outta my biznass
>>73012251
dude weed lmao
buff gf raped me again
>>73012339
A 4 at best, really?
>a 4, at best
>>73012408
yes, jesus christ
>>73012408
420blazeit
gf-getting status: still unclear
please standby for updates
>>73012408
she would be a lot cuter with a better shaped head 2bh
i like her big eyes tho ima be honest
>>73012429
>pop
absolutely none
>>73012464
how did you meet?
>tfw no gf
>>73012527
>>73012429
ay this fucker has fucking GIGANTIC HANDS
what to heck
if any poster ITT has a pussy I want you to know that I own it.
how is she so cute lads
>>73012552
whats your name? I'll make sure to write it down
>>73012567
nahhh
>>73012429
You have to top it off after you put the lid on
Fill it full man come on.
>>73012567
Those really long nose hairs
how does she not notice
r8
h
i have the face of a child and the body of a man
>>73012497
Tinder of all places, things have gone very different from normal tinder roasties
She's very very smart
>>73012527
don't worry anon one day we will all have gfs
I feel like you guys have high standards
>tfw you successfully trick people into thinking you have a life
i have never had a slurpie and never will
haha guys remember when conway told me to kms!!!!
>>73012682
>never got a free one on July 11th
LMAOing at ur life
>>73011583
woah that's a nice park
>>73012663
R u me???
>>73012717
why should i?
slurpies look really cheap anyways
>>73012692
no, i must have forgotten or not been here
>>73012724
AT&T is comfy as fuck
>great view of the bay
>singing Lights
>seagull invasions
>fog starts creeping in during night games
>waiting to get in along the waterfront and theres all the knockoff vendors trying to sell you shit
>>73012740
must have beeen a different truck
>>73012606
>>73012726
no, i can't grow facial hair
Are any of you guys depressed? Would you like to type it out to me?
>>73012783
I have the body of a gorilla and the head of a lion that had the head of a gorilla
>>73012669
Tinder... Fuck I might have to use it
Never done online dating before
>>73012785
People who can't grow facial hair are much less likely to go bald when they are older, so at least you have that going for you.
why americans such loveable idiots.
>>73012834
behead those who insult bebbi
>>73012877
This is unironically how I imagine canada posters look
>>73012798
i've been searching for happiness for a long time, i have started to type down things that make me happy
what's so special about bebbi?
>>73012766
I've only been to Safeco. it'a pretty nice. you park a long ways away and as you walk buy a hot dog and peanuts. it's a nice filed but there's too many homeless people near so I always get sad right before the game
>>73012944
bebbi watches over us and shields us from harm
she is the light that guides us through the day
>>73012978
she looks beat af
we already know your match is a trap
>>73012978
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRUH LOOK AT HER LIPS, LOOK AT HER NOSE
>>73012877
Man/10
This is literally the best park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtzmmbeiS4A
>>73013070
my mom told me it's her dream to go to a game there and sing sweet Caroline with everyone
>>73013070
man baseball is so retarded
I am INFP and I can't grow facial hair
So today marks the 6th month anniversary of me going from full blown NEET to getting a shitty job to getting my dick wet by two female coworkers...
I was told this was hard. You faggots lied to me, as always.
I AM MOI, MAGNIFIQUE, SKIN NOIR, DARKY MEECH
GAWD THE KRAUT FOOLED ME AGAIN I WAS GETTING TURNED ON
>>73013070
>not shown
>overhanging vines the grounds crew was too lazy to cut and decided to preserve for "historical purposes"
>absolutely retarded field dimensions with a 310 left field wall, diamond point out at 420, and a curved right side wall at 302 ft
>>73013089
>>73013132
yep, no reason at all
>>73013150
That's something every real baseball fan should experience. I've been to a lot of parks and Fenway has an atmosphere I've never experienced at any other stadium of ANY sport before. There just a feeling, like everybody is a giant family. Probably because it's a really old stadium so all the seats are super close together.
Why do Canadians say "dart"? What does this mean?
>>73013181
kek
she doesn't even understand what DNA is
i always wonder if these are just bait posts by white people
>>73012692
I don't remember that
>>73013198
>>overhanging vines the grounds crew was too lazy to cut and decided to preserve for "historical purposes"
That's Wrigley field you dumb shit. I've been there too and it's alright but pretty overrated.
>>73013269
cigarette
>americans talking about sports ätmosphere¨
The only atmosphere present is the drunk idiots sharting their pants and overpriced plastic food.
>>73013290
ah fuck, I mixed up the big green monster with that
you're right
>>73013322
>NFL has 1 (ONE) game in mexico
>fans literally try to blind the players during the match
kys subhumans
ヽ( ˘з˘ )ゝ
Can someone explain the appeal of baseball? I'm into hockey, ape hoop, and gridiron football but I could never into baseball, it's boring as fuck. I guess it's a good sport for stupid people with low attention spans?
>mexican sports atmosphere
>>73013292
thanks
>>73013070
it's the only one I want to see but I'm concerned about the washrooms there.
>>73013376
It's literally THE game for people to just relax drink beer and eat burgers or hotdogs with the people they care about.
>>73013383
That game was literally played in the United States.
>>73013367
Most fans are well behaved except for those on Mexico City.
But green lasers are a common occurrence all over the world, specially in europe.
>>73013236
>There just a feeling, like everybody is a giant family
That's a great feeling. my college's football stadium is like that. I go to WSU if you know that team. it's crazy how tight nit the fans are. I go anywhere in couger gear and someone is guaranteed to buy me food or a drink or something
>>73013376
its comfy. You can go to the ballpark and watch the game, or even sit on your couch, and you can even fall asleep to the gentle commentary going on during the game. If you're more into it, you'll notice the strategy involved with pitching against certain batters and fielding shifts, and how pitchers have to get out of certain traps like runners in scoring position. Plus home runs are fun to watch
>>73013463
It's never happened at the london games, only mexico.
/cum/, honestly, I have to say that you are very stupid.
Not only are you asking for 20,000 quality posts all of a sudden to make up for years of shitposting, and a few quality threads (which you don't need and don't deserve).
I personally hope /cum/ dies, and a proper general like /anglo/ or /usa/ is once again reborn.
This piece of crap you call a general has nothing to do with an image board anymore. It is the craphole of /int/, with the worst janitors ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for /cum/ fans other than allow the 12 year old noobs to overrun the place.
I like to think of /cum/ as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is the Janny.
You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself. And then you'll get banned, and then you'll cry. And then wonder why you gave ten dollars to someone who hasn't even left his teens yet.
(>Д<)
>>73013279
you basically did
>stick your willy in the freezer 15 mins before cooking
wish i had a job so i didnt have to be such NEET herer
talked to my landlord with a bunch of buds not sure how to descrribe it
oh well anothor 30 days of nothing i guess
>>73013376
RIP Rob Ford
The Light That Burns Twice as Bright Burns Half as Long
>>73013463
and those are mexican fans/CHI's throwing garbage at him
I am INFP and I like idols
>>73013498
Brits are one the worst fans in the world, they are literally so awfully behaved they dont sell alcohol inside their stadiums.
>>73013573
Yet they are still better behaved than mexican fans are at NFL games.
>the english
I am INTJ and I like sunshine, nature, rain and old anime/video games.
I'm INTJ and I like canadian PUCCI and not having to maintain relationships.
I am INFP and I have British, Irish, and French ancestry
>>73013630
90's anime is great
Where did the americans are dumb stereotype come from?
>>73013695
Have you seen this thread?
I am INTP and my family comes from a long line of Polish intellectuals.
>>73013695
the south
I struggle to build and maintain relationships even though I would like to have a close friend or two
>>73013521
>stick your willy in the freezer 15 mins before cooking
I said you should stick your willy in me :/
>>73013614
Dude, do you realize that the British are so dumb at stadiums they stomped over their own people not once, but twice?
whats your theme song, pals?
mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>Mexican women
>>73013760
Which NFL game was that?
>>73013531
True that. I was hoping his brother would run for the federal Conservative leadership.
>>73013766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npn34yn8GJE
BROS
BROS
BROS
BROS
>>73013775
this is what I imagine mexican posters look like
>>73013775
*trips over*
*whole neighborhood explodes*
oh yes, women.
When is drumpf going to deport this old wrinkly mexican back across the border?
>>73013829
>mexican creampie.jpng
>>73013870
satania is cute though! CUTE!
>>73013829
>plastic looking shit.png
Okay?
>>73013920
dumb*
*unapologetically makes a bad post*
>>73013920
He has to go back
>>73013498
>It's never happened at the london games
That's because br*ts beat the shit out of eachother/visitors before the game even begins, so there's nothing left to throw.
>You enjoy going to social events that involve dress-up or role-play activities.
is this test implying Im into ERPing
>>73013991
Mexicans target the players, not just the fans
>meyer-briggs test
Yes I am sagittarius
>>73014019
what test
>>73014110
the 16 personalities type test
I am a Leo
I am an INTP
the donair was good bros
i am no longer hungry and can continue to be productive through out the day
STOP CALLING ME GAY YOU FUCKING FAGS
>>73013766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9BLw4W5KU8
I'm gonna go to McDonalds.
You guys want anything?
I am actually an INTP
Yes, im one of so called mexican itellectuals
dont hit on me silly boys.
>>73014193
t. gay
>it's not okay for big tobacco to advertise in black neighborhoods
hmmmmm...
PLanned parent hood isn't ok anymore either???
>tfw you're too attractive
>INTP
>INTJ
>IN anything
Reminder if you fall under any of these you are an abject failure
>>73014214
the donair has left me thirsty, retrieve me an ice cold boba bola and you shall be rewarded greatly
>>73014214
get me one of those $1 sweet teas, large fries, and a mcflurry
did anonimo kill himself? xD
>>73014276
>Reminder if you're objectively smarter than the rest of the population then you're an abject failure
whatever helps you sleep at night, ENTP
>McDonald's tea
Fucking disgusting
>>73014276
already knew that
>he thinks being awkward and quiet makes him intelligent
>>73014276
how bad is INFP?
>>73014329
t. gay
success breeds jealousy
>he thinks "ill get a gf someday"
>>73014355
Man i can drop some random names and cite somo studies.
Am i smart now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kILvu5RivJc
>>73014374
It's the simple jack version of INTP
Take that for what you will
>>73014386
It's not my fault you like drinking powdered piss
oh yeah the so called ¨google intellectuals¨they have an study for each and everyone of their opinions but dont even know what a p-value is.
>>73014374
I am INFP
DAE secretly wish they were born as an east asian?
my penis value when it goes in you are ass lamo xd
>>73014477
its not my fault you like drinking male's genitalial fluids
what's a pee value
>>73014489
It's been a year since I took a stat class
>>73014489
Name 1(one) just one(that's uno) economist/statistician that have contributed anything beneficial to the world that isnt a complete meme
>>73014276
nigger
>>73014523
it's because of the xenoestrogens
>>73014563
Adam Smith
>>73014506
let's cross dicks as a sign of brotherhood
Who is your favorite Emma /cum/?
>>73014591
Do you have a foreskin?
>>73014605
this one. she is my witch waifu and I want to ravage her magic hole
>>73014605
WATSON
A
T
S
O
N
>>73014506
Is this you?
>>73014585
>isnt a complete meme
>>73014563
Name someone who was contributed something to the world from the social sciences.
>>73014645
Voltaire
>>73014644
t. believes in the free market
>>73013758
bet you would like that
I have never seen a foreskin and if I don't have gay sex I may never see one
>>73014619
yes
>>73014693
I have never seen a foreskin
Didn't know what a foreskin was until I saw my ex's penor
>>73014636
>those leaks
>>73014645
There isnt one
>>73014619
He most probably does
>ISFP
hmmmm, nto sure if I was lying on my test or Im just a social faliure
>>73012251
Oh hey, it's Eritrea.
>>73014743
are you a gril?
An ancap space program would be glorious. There would be no on-board technical errors because the free market would fix them. We will trademark the concept of space by 2030.
>>73014762
no you got a score i dont like youre a social failure
rrRREEEEEEEE
I didnt know what a foreskin was till i came to 4chan. I used to see other guys naked in the locker room all the time and never noticed it's existence
>>73014762
You're just a failure
>grills
>real
this meme never gets old
>>73014753
Gentile whites get circumcised in America because we were afraid of masturbation
>>73014743
What are foreskins like?
I never knew what a foreskin tasted like until I came to 4chan
>I used to see other guys naked in the locker room all the time and never noticed it's existence
>I used to see other guys naked in the locker room all the time
>>73014767
Yes
>>73014852
>looking at other guys dicks in the locker room
why is mexico so fucking gay
>>73014823
Sensitive
why is mexico so fucking cute
>>73014852
No one else had one either
>>73014860
>zomg he saw other guys neked!
>>73014862
You're my gf now
>>73014901
I have never seen another man naked.
>>73014949
its the fact that you looked at them so much
gym class I would put on my shorts and t-shirt, and get out fo there as fast as possible
you seemed to be a lingerer
>>73014930
interesting
>>73014964
faggot
lotta gays in here
i mean goys
>>73014860
Guys used to jerk each other off in my HS in the locker room
>>73015054
you were one of them, werent you
>>73014956
I already have a bf tho
>>73014995
It was weird
>>73014994
wtf I'm gay now
the gf
>>73015054
I never saw this in my HS, did I miss out?
>>73015075
I've always assumed it would be like calamari
>>73015071
literally nothing wrong with jerking off your fellow classmate
>>73015115
I'm sure at least 50% of us regret doing so later in life
>>73015119
I don't understand
>>73015075
>I already have a bf tho
Yeah, me.
Get ready I'm going to take you out to see the new power rangers movie and then we can go out to eat at chinese buffet
>literally nothing wrong with jerking off your fellow classmate
i dont want to be a gf(boi)
what do i do
>>73015172
*give you some alcohol*
Here, go get drunk and stop posting
>>73015172
Be a bf(boi)
>>73015159
I want the beef and broccoli
A white substance that ejects from a penis?
>>73015147
this but without the breading
its a little rubbery and salty
>>73015239
it's called manly fluids
they're used in the process of baby making
genuinely hope islamic arby's quits drinking and gets his life together
I saw my friend's dicks in middle school once
We were playing GTA San Andreas
>>73015299
were they intact?
chicago is the best city in america
>>73015299
pretty gay
>>73015215
r u a nurse?
>>73015240
can you list the igredients?
>>73015323
no, I was friends with other whites
>>73015219
You're gunna get the beef tonight, that's for sure
>>73015299
Why did they have their dicks out?
cut this shit out right now, everybody
tfw <5 genuine friends irl
i'm a really lonely person and it sucks
>>73015371
But I really like broccoli too
>>73015353
SIT DOWN BE HUMBLE
>>73015359
squid and breading mostly
>>73015379
We were playing GTA San Andreas
Can someone fill me in on the origin and meaning of "heem"?
GIRLS??? ON MY /CUM/?????
>>73015382
Fight!
>>73015474
heem sleepy
>>73015359
>can you list the igredients?
It's the head of a squid cut into rings, covered in breading, and fried
>>73015445
Oh
>>73015364
is being mutilated a white person thing?
>>73015474
*HEEMS you*
Does your family know you're addicted to /cum/?
>>73015546
within the lower-middle class of america; yes
>>73015563
no because im not addicted to cum
>>73015563
they think this is facebook
>>73015546
yes, as far as I know the blacks don't do it
>>73015598
perhaps because the rabi doesn't have a hold on the blacks like he does on the whites
>>73015574
thats not true, whites of all socioeconomic levels do it
>>73015598
They do
Saw a Japanese girl who looked oddly European
She had a large straight prominent nose but it was shaped in that triangle way they have.
Had more round European eyes and double eyelids or whatever.
Maybe she was half white but it was very interesting to see, never seen anyone like that before
>>73015638
do you fuck niggers?
>>73015676
I don't like blacks
>>73015736
good
>>73015546
Nah, blackies do it, too.