/cum/

If I have to be honest canadians shitpost less than americans

>>73005168
That's a dank meme

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Me leaving work on fridays.

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>working

breaking off my friendship with britain, netherlands is my new friend

>>73005257
this

Trump is meeting Jinping next week. How badly will Trump sell out America this time?

>>73005247
You're not gonna be able to type with all that paper covering your keyboard. You'd know if you had work experience.

>>73005094
Bebi is insane, how you will stop her

>>73005169
go get euthanized, you waste of skin

>>73005247
Alfa nigger

I'm germanboo why did you have to use a proxy to ruin germany for me

>>73005324
she cannot be stopped

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>>73005169
Good post

kyfs

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>craft steam badge like 5 times
>didn't get the profile background i wanted from it
>the profile background is like 20 bucks

grr

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BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS DOT COM

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>>73005421
Republic of kekistan

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>>73005421
That's just embarrassing

Please stop using the german flag. I love germany with all my heart you cant ruin it.
>>73005444
Nice digits pal!

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>>73005462
>spending money on god damn badges

>when you blow your nose and that giant glob of snot thats been blocking your breathing comes out

only good part of having a cold desu

>>73005536
disgusting

>>73005536
>when you have a cold and you blow your nose for a minute straight and it's now more badly clogged than before

>>73004961
It's literally a statistical fact. I dont remember the source though
You're right that it's not their fault and im not blaming them. I would take full advantage of the number of guys talking to me if i were a woman. My argument was that it's pretty much futile to use dating apps as a man unless youre ultra attractive.
I have much better luck simply asking out girls irl because there's less competition.

Anyone want to suck my dick?

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What are all those fucking toothpaste flags doing here!???

>>73005528
i didn't spend money, i made gems or whatever out of card drops from video games to craft them

>>73005584
Ok bye I will leave ;_;

>>73005584
Prefer Belgians tee bee h

>>73005421
Why are dumpf supporters such manchildren?

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>I pre-order games and buy DLC

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>>73005609
Thanks.

>>73005595
Nigga that is gay as fuck.

>>73005634
Y-you were supposed to say "no don't leave" ;____;

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Pot smokers are not welcome here.

anyone else here like life and times of tim

>>73005661
yeah probably, i'm bored as fuck though and have nothing better to do at the moment though

>>73005678
this

>>73005678
just smoked a pot

>>73005615
W-why? Why dont you love us?

I'm 19 and I waited until now to rebel against my parents
And i'm not really rebelling so much as I am stealing all their liqour

>>73005683
Literally my life desu.

>>73005756
don't do it vro

they're gonna find out and disown you

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>>73005756
>I'm 19

Kiddo

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argentinaaaa

>>73005421
wow please tell me that's photoshopped

fucking FAGGOTS

>>73005421
Are they trying to be ironic?

>>73005888
Low energy cuck

>>73005421
are these the folks who inhabit /pol/ and /b/ now?
>they will graduate to other boards in a couple years and shit them up

>>73005756
>>73005788
Get a fake id famlams
Now with the internet you dont need to know people who can do it

>>73006207
>shit them up
This board was ever good?

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>>73005324
>>73005382
Gonna release her nudes.

Do you know? jap land is
no rights of speach.
if you are japlander of proffesor of uni or famouce actr. and if you made a book ”i love korea, jap did a world most evil war crime” type of book of truth. people of japland would kill you to death and that position of job will be no more!!!!
jap is clearly 3rd world which has no human rights of speach! shame on you jap.

>keep getting boners around female friend
>smash my backpack against my crotch but she still sees
Kill me buds

>>73006207
they are redditors who browse r/4chan and other meme subs

Most normal people don't come here because there's not really a point in doing so. I sincerely believe the banality of 4chan makes it uninteresting to a lot of people. On reddit, everything flows to the top. There's a certain lack of instant gratification on 4chan that makes it unattractive if you are used to having an aggregator push everything to the top. Generals are just more lopped on to that. Unless you are a regular, this shit is probably boring as fuck. It's the same shit day after day and there's basically nothing good here.

>>73006924
just fuck her

if can't, what's the point of being her "friend?"

>>73007066
She has autism and is gay and we are each other's only close friends

How hard is it to learn Irish? Seems like a fun language

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>>73005094

BABY

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>>73007297

>>73007297
mansion

>>73007116
Lesbians aren't real desu

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>>73007116
you mean actual "autism" or 4chan's definition of "autism"

>>73007116
next time don't hide the boner, just smirk and hold eye contact

her natural hormones will react; even if she thinks she's a lesbain, she's still a girl

good luck

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>>73007028
I dont know why I come here anymore, but I cant break free

>>73006521
you sick fuck
reported to police

Is maple syrup a good lubricant?

>>73007392
cos we all need a friend sometimes

>>72998384
Shagged her at a pub once 8/10

>>73007617

Id give the finger to commies too

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:')

>>73007707
I can't help but to see the jewish flag as an H and read it as "shite"
>m**t lets this shit happen @ g**gle
baka

>>73007617
>tankie
Fitting name.

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>Went to wal-mart two fucking days ago to buy eggs for breakfast
>Already out again
What the FUCK
How is a man supposed to eat when my FUCKING family keeps eating all the GOD DAMN eggs?
They're mine! And then, my mother has the NERVE to complain about me buying eggs at wal-mart when they're cheaper at costco!
WELL FUCKING BUY SOME AT COSTCO THEN AND THEN I WON'T HAVE TO GET ANY AT WAL-MART

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>buying food from walmart

>>73007966
Where do you go shopping?

>>73005247
how does he type with all those 1s on the keyboard

>>73008004

the grocery store

>>73005316
>paper
It's cotton shithead

Just a reminder that I'm the alpha /cum/ poster and I get my pick of the litter when it comes to girlposters.

>>73008142
>girlposters
No such thing
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/x/

>>73007707
>all those devil horns in the background

I'm not religious but holy shit google...

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Taytay

>>73007934
eggs don't need to be refrigerated
just keep them in your sock drawer

gf is having an emotional breakdown and cutting herself because club penguin got shut down

>>73008260
cook her some eggs

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>>73007934
>grocery shopping at walwart

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>>73007934
>he can't into farmshare

*flashes his abs in front of anon's gf*

There you go bud, I fixed her.

>>73008289
this
you will never get food from walmart again if you see their back rooms

>>73008231
Who said anything about refrigerating them?
Also I don't have a sock drawer, I just store all my clothes on the floor
>>73008289
There's like 3 of them around my house, my options are rather limited

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I know one of you wrote this.

kill yourself you dumb fag.

>>73008319
*leaves gf*

>>73008004
>Trader Joe's
>Hannaford
>even fucking Shaw's
Not Wal-Mart, you trashy piece of shit.

>>73008319

cant flash something I dont have

>>73008359
>wasn't something I posted
dissapointed

>>73008374
an egg is an egg no matter what store you get it from

>>73008359
wht

>>73008319
*leaves gf to be with you*

The best thing Canada gave us was trailer park boys

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>waddle on

The best thing Canada gave us was their boi puccis

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>hannahford
FOY

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>>73007707
>black science man
>both disabled people get no letters
>muslim has hair showing up
>christian dyes hair and uses slutty clothes
Heh.

>>73008439
The memes about industrialized agriculture in the USA aren't just memes. If you don't pay a premium for local stuff, you're probably getting some iffy food. I also don't trust Wal-Mart to not be gross.
It's Wal-Mart... I mean, c'mon...

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The best thing Canada gave us is knowing that one day they are all gonna die.

>>73008606
Sherman didn't do enough

>>73008606
Burn the South

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god bless

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10 bad bitches in a mansion

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>the memes about industrialized agriculture in the USA aren't just memes.

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>wearing timbs

why isn't it /cusm/?

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>yeah i prefer doc martins

*holds Americas hand*

i just wear tennies

*slightly squeezes Canada's hand*

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If you didn't read these books you are:
1 yank scum

If you couldn't read these books you are:
1 irish

>>73008916
my docs are my comfiest footwear desu

you should only wear tennis shoes if you're a cute girl imo

>tfw you're an adult and wear either cheap shoes or dress shoes

>dixies talking about not being able to read

lol

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hit it and quit it

American pig!! Want hamburger? Here bomb, fuk u!!

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>>73008961
YEEEHAW

>>73009048
Ch-China?

>>73009048
I'm warming up a burger right now desu

>>73009003
I just wear cheap semiformal shoes

They're really nonformal but normies can't tell the difference

>>73009091
I had a burger for lunch. True story

*hugs America*

>>73009138

y-you too

>>73009069

This is legit one of the funniest pics, i always laugh.

fucking north carolina.

*pushes Canada on their stomach*
*holds them down by their wrists*

better get comfortable you're going to be here for awhile
*smirks*

*fucking snaps your neck* :3

>>73009189
stop role playing. You're american. You're better than this

*whimpers while being held down by America*

B-be gentle...

>>73008961
>>73009013
>had to read both of these
ah yes the south

*isn't gentle*

Unironically getting an erection from this.

What a brave woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEk3VLmMrLc

>>73008633
You are overthinking this my man.

Your Whole Foods egg might be laid by a chicken which might live in a slightly roomier cage, but beyond that it's more or less going to be the same.

You could argue about the chicken feed, but any contaminates which pass on to the human body are going to be minimal. I don't even think they put arsenic into chicken feed anymore anyway.

I don't disagree that spending a little extra can be worth it sometimes, but there's nothing wrong with cheap eggs imo.

It's a dream of mine to be raped by a big, strong American man.
Anyone want to make that fantasy a reality? ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

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reminder

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzG6AZNjSQw

i forgot how i found this video but it's a treasure

>>73009013
Delet

mad max game any good boys?

bout to have "behavior" again

it really sucks having so many girls want to suck my dick

sometimes I cant even walk down the street without having sex 15 times.

being alpha chad really is a toughy

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i come home everyday from work to cook dinosaur chicken nuggets and tater tots for my little girl.
i even go as far as bathing and dressing her for bed

>>73009345
haters gon hate

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stunt

73009507

things that never happen, the post

>>73009540
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>73009540
this is what I imagine canada looks like

>>73009345
the UP is cool though

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>>73009559
mmm....yes....a sweet, could it be, faint floral smell.....divine my dear.....mmmm yes

>>73009575

I want to FUCK canada

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>>73009575
>mfw I look like that and I'm not even female

>>73009615
this is what I imagine denmark looks like

How many Americans would gladly fuck a Canadian?

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post old pictures

wtf?

http://youtu.be/Cu9wq3_fH8U

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>>73009640
lol you look like a giant ass

>>73009684
right here bud

>>73009640
Prove it ;^)

>>73009684
Would? I'm going to fuck a Canadian right now

*unzips pants*

>>73009684

only if theyre a qt girl

>>73009724
pretty sure digestives would kill that child

>>73009684
Dude, Canadians were BUILT for American cock.

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correct opinions based on objective metaphysical principles

>he still thinks maine is based as fuck

>>73009724
really makes me say "fuck having borders and law and shit"

>tfw you want to eat something sweet but you have to think about your sick abs so you eat a banana instead

>>73009781
nobody can truly hate Montana

>>73009304
It's not my imagination. Compare eggs from a farm vs the ones carried by big chains. They're not the same; store-bought eggs aren't even brown by default.

>>73009781
good post

>>73009781
terrible post

>the parts of maryland that border DC are rich suburbs full of white people
>maryland has the highest average household income of any state
>baltimore is a violent shithole

really makes me think

>>73009866
marylind grils a qty

>>73009866

Baltimore is like 80% black.

Thats your answer.

>>73009345
What's wrong with Wisconsin, and why is it worse than IL? Have you been to either one? Illinois outside of Chicago is fucking horrible.

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>>73009866
>let's gentrify this neighborhood

>tfw bought some DUDE WEED for the first time in three years

Haha this should be fun

>>73009928
>hits chillum
>ayy lao
>watches Workaholics

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>>73009866

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This is me in a photo session

>>73009982

Im convinced only stoners can enjoy workaholics

its so goddamn stupid

>>73009986
>2010
>no chicago

shit

>>73009982
Not the biggest fan of Workaholics. I'll probably watch some Harvey Birdman instead

>>73010047
Well, go on, dude.
Give her your wurst.

>>73010028
thats because chicago is like 1/3 CHI, 1/3 black, 1/3 white, with some asians to fill the gaps

>>73009819
I will tell you a secret about eggs
different breed chickens lay different colored eggs
Usually, white chickens lay white eggs
It's a monobeed, but that's an ethical issue and not an issue with food quality
Brown eggs and white eggs also taste exactly the same, and actually, all eggs taste the same. The color of the yolk can vary, but that's usually a difference between grass fed/ corn fed. I personally really do not give a shit if my yolk is orange or yellow.

>>73010002
me llamo escobarrrrrrrr

>>73010002
this guy looks like a total faggot. Not they gay one though, just a total fag.

Just beat my meat lads

FUCK DOMINICANS

>>73010047
they probably watch too many sitcoms

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Up outta there

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Any drumpfkins here?

I'm gonna kick your arse

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imagine a world without chicago

>>73010055
better be Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. not that hanna barbera shit

>there are people who don't like Tennessee
Well, I don't quite like you either.

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>>73010218
*teleports behind you*

Nothing personlel, kid

*slices you in half*

>>73010218
right here. 1v1 me in street fighter alpha 3

>>73010262
It is indeed my good sir.

Only Seasons 1 & 2 though. They largely ruined the show after that, with the exception of the employee orientation video in S3 which is gr8

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>>73010285
I love Tennessee!

hey...


did you get...

that thing...
...I sent you?

>>73010336
this pothead is alright

>>73010294
>street fighter alpha 3
>not marvel vs capcom 2

>>73010285
i only like chattanooga

>>73009724
This breaks my heart desu

>>73010447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhHzQckCTRk

>>73010092
Look into the American poultry industry. My primary concern, aside from the quality (real or perceived), is all the hormones they put in those birds. I trust the farmers in my town to not get up to too much fuckery, and my state has really strong laws on GMOs, animal treatment, etc.
Also, my initial point had more to do with shopping at Wal-Mart in general instead of just the eggs. Wal-Mart is gross, and its patrons are trash.

>>73010469
>cries tears
>drowns

*defoos you*

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>>73010388
T-thanks.

>>73010218
I'm not, but I'll still fight you, faggot.

>america
>first world

the european union, australia and canada dont allow growth hormones in our livestock

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>>73010249
I never got this
I don't know if people who use this joke like realize how it really works:

If you put yourself in the position of that lawyer in that episode you will notice that the happy world he pictures in that scene doesn't make him happy at the end:
That means who ever who says ''imagine a world without (this thing I don't like)'' they actually like that thing and can NOT live in a world WITHOUT it even if that world is a happy world.

So your post actually means you can not live in a world without chicago
is that what you wanted to say?

>>73010511
Whaddafaq :S
B-but I didn't cry

>>73010584
Do it on the intarbutts

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I imagine a cum meetup would be nothing but b.o. and anxiety

>>73010584
watcha buying bro?

>>73010583
need a road map for this one

>>73010572
nobody cares what you losers do

You don't hear other countries discussing canadian politics, do you?

>>73010584
>7 pack of shorts
>7 pack of boxers
>7 pack of plain tees
>7 pack of socks
another year of shopping done with

>>73010619
excuse me but i literally drowned in pussy at the midwest meetup

theres a really hot asian that takes the same subway at the same time as me to campus

how do I talk to her

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I love America!

>>73010619
i shower daily, but yeah lots of anxiety and spaghetti dropping i am sure

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>>73010648
>america is more relevant than canada

>>73010679
Thx u

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>nobody cares what you losers do

>You don't hear other countries discussing canadian politics, do you?

If I had a gf I would fuck her senseless today

>>73010661
do you never wear pants?

>>73010619

supposedly Im gonna meet one of the Oregon anons in SF today

>>73010722
you didn't have to tell me you're gay, I saw the flag

>>73010572
And? We do.
That doesn't mean I have any difficulty getting organic food.

>>73010736
sounds gay

>>73010736
you got condoms right

>>73010736
Please tell me you guys are going to fuck like animals.

>>73010489
growth hormones are not applied to chicken in most Western countries

Antibiotic usage is a concern but that's really out of our hands and has no impact on food quality.

>>73010754
>>73010763
>>73010789

not that kind, you degenerates

>>73010572
the true first world allows you to choose if you want organic food or GMOs

you named three nanny states in your post there, and america is not a nanny state on a federal level just yet

>>73010285
You're the only Ten I see

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>>73010753
>has to pay more just for food that doesnt give him asscancer

What is your opinion on Kentucky?

>>73010630
is not so hard
Just look at the episode and realize the lawyer does not want that happy world, even if it makes sense.
The reaction at the end IS THE ACTUAL JOKE
Why can't people get it?

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>>73010799
you're gonna get violated

>>73010841
They make good chicken.

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cop or not

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>>73010803
>GMOs=growth hormones in meat
>america is not a nanny state on a federal level

the fine you get for not getting obamacare costs more than it does for me to get my provincial healthcare insurance lmao

>meeting up with a /cum/ poster
>doesn't think it's going to be sexual

I wish the naive would leave this thread

>>73010867
yeah

>>73010841
it's the basic bitch of southern states

>meeting people from 4chan

Haha

>think i talked to my landlord while drunk
wew

>>73010841
It's not really Southern, but it's not anything else either. Shit state

>place won't rent to me because i'm "young"

wtf

>>73010990

met a guy from /v/, and 2 guys from /mu/ at a concert

surprisingly, the /mu/tants were more cancerous

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>>73010990

i fucked someone from 4chan.

I would gladly fuck anyone from /cum/.
I'm just so desperate to lose my virginity.

>>73011038
age discrimination is illegal
call your housing commission and get them fined

Nofap day 5, 69 more to go. Still going strong.
Any recommended Bible verses to help get through this?

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>>73011061
>surprisingly, the /mu/tants were more cancerous
ya don't say

>>73011061
What concert?

>>73011070
die homo

...east coast?

>>73011106

I shit you not, a NMH concert

>>73011068
Y-you said you wouldn't tell anyone

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/cum/ meetup in the windy city when

>>73011070
post boi pucci and ill consider removing it for you

>>73011092
i was thinking the same thing, but i don't really care that much

wheres the special prosecutor?

>>73011164
I don't wanna die (especially in chicago)

>>73011164

>travel halfway across the country to get stabbed by dindus

nah

>>73011123
Yup :3

>>73011172
No can do, I don't want to get banned for posting it again.

Gonna be more like 4 today

>>73011205
>>73011214
the north side is safe

we can go to red lobster

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just finished a game

>>73010954
>Why do

Why not? I could use pure corn oil or I could use extra virgin olive oil imported from Italy (which I do for everything but eggs and bacon in the morning).

>>73011221
Post an imgur link, I'm on the boarder of canada on the east coast you sissy leaf

>>73011243
>we can go to red lobster
what a very canadian thing to say

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>>73009354

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>>73011243

>travelling halfway across the country to shitcago

The/cum/ Meetup happens today

i want to jfuck every girl from love live except nozomi, dia, and kanan

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>>73011221
stay the fuck out of quebec, queerboi

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>>73011126
I would expect some of /mu/ to be at any Joff Magnum concert t.bh

I got bored of NMH though. These guys sound very similar but are more fun imo, check em out

*eats a banana in front of your gf*

>going to red lobster

party in my mouth everyone come here.

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>>73011322
>>>/e/2046621

>>73011292

you gonna be there?

*wears dad jeans in front of your gf*

*seductively eats a hotdog*

>>73011383
Yes, I have an interview until 3:30 ish and I'm going to go to my hotel and change after

>>73011372
Already have bb

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>>73011372

so my gf just texted me that apparently some faggot is slowly swallowing a whole banana in front of her

make sure you bring your gf to the /cum/ meet up so I can flash her my abs anon

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>>73011261
its honestly a nice city and the architecture in the loop is unparalleled in the world except for manhattan

the south side is completely segregated by highways and rail lines. The north side is safe and white

blue; near north side
red; the loop
black; chicongo
>>73011366
>he doesn't like popcorn shrimp

>>73011376
i want to cum in riko's mouth so bad

>>73011433
>5 layers

why???

>>73011445

dumb satania poster

hey im gonna make a new thread

>>73010619
*is insulted*
I just took a shower you pathetic mouthbreather

>>73010790
>Antibiotic usage is a concern but that's really out of our hands
No, it's not. Buy locally.

>>73011488
please don't

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fuck I made a thread but forgot the name and title

>>73011540
newfags can't make threads

The Ontario /cum/ meetup went really badly. There's a reason I'm the only one left now

>>73011583
>>73011583
>>73011583

>>73011571
you sick fuck where are the bodies!?!?!? Im on the phone with the RCMP right now

>>73011571
Who lost the biscuit game?