I wanna do a road trip through the lower 48 someday-edition
I hope you all are having a pleasant day
we built this city
on the corpses of dead americans
how do we encourage more mexicans to post here so we dont lose our identity? Should we reach out to /lat/?
wh
>>72966513
usa>cum
>>72966399
one of my good friends might guide me, he has family up there and knows japanese
>>72966574
>he
gay
>>72966528
We improved your cuisine for you. No need to thank us.
test
>>72966643
>>72966643
don't cross the streams bud
>>72966631
faggot
>>72966513
>Should we reach out to /lat/?
Fuck no
texas Independence
yes or no
how odd
didn't get a (You) and my redditflag didn't appear on my other post
>>72966683
goddamn thats comfy
37 hours awake lads
how exciting
I've barely managed 30 before
>>72966699
yes and cali also, too many mexicans there now
post grandpa tier memes
>>72966722
still building up my comfy folder
>>72966769
>>72966793
>Steep hill
>jumbled electrical wires
>sunny
not comfy
>>72966643
>>72966776
i don't have any
>>72966828
steep hills are comfy
sun can be comfy with clear skies
and the risk of electrical fires is maximum comfort
>>72966828
BBBBUT IT'S JAPAN
Just ate a pear, buds.
>>72966513
never
>>72966776
>>72966884
>steep hills are comfy
kys, my dude
I can see that lone star from a thousand miles away
Calling me back home though I've ventured far astray
When I see that beacon shining for me all alone
It calls me back to Texas and to home
Lone star shine down on my home town
Fill my memory light my way
Cattle in the old corral, the open range all 'round
Sunlight and the smell of new mown hay
I remember though I've wandered and much happiness I've found
Still I wish that I could be back there today
I know my home is waiting for me by the river shore
I know that all the ones I love would welcome me once more
In dreams I see them now though it seems I'm bound to roam
My thoughts are still of Texas and of home
Cattle in the old corral, the open range all 'round
Sunlight and the smell of new mown hay
I remember though I've wandered and much happiness I've found
Still I wish that I could be back there today
I know my home is waiting for me by the river shore
I know that all the ones I love would welcome me once more
In dreams I see them now though it seems I'm bound to roam
My thoughts are still of Texas and of home
>>72966793
agree, only comfy thing is mt fugi
>clear, sunny sky is comfy
Wrong. Cloudy skies are comfy.
>Just gobbled a cock, buds.
what did he mean by this?
>>72966776
>>72966923
t. out of shape nerd
>>72966890
absolute MADMAN
>>72966776
the gf
what's going on with chu?
>>72966785
the gf
>>72966945
Me tbqh
Don't really like Connecticut, to be perfectly honest.
>>72967141
what's that an anime character?
>>72967248
No one likes you
>>72967248
but I thought all italians got along
>>72967248
Do NOT bully Connecticut.
>>72967248
CHI
72967283
I don't concern myself with the opinions of Catholics
>>72967288
I think I remember him saying he likes thin crust pizza, which means I hate him.
>>72967288
Also I was talking about the state and not the poster.
>>72966513
The firewall just got 10 bits higher
>>72967282
touhou character
>>72967440
>Connecticuck
>>72967468
Fake news
>>72967355
>thin crust pizza
certainly wasnt me, that's plebian
I don't mind thin crust pizza
wew just took my econ exam and feel I aced it
>>72967570
die
>>72967440
also wasnt me
>>72967525
Thank G*d. Those who like thin crust pizza need to be gassed.
>>72967605
that usually means the opposite
>America
Self hating CHIs from New Mexico should be gassed
Why can't Chicanos read subtitles?
I think people are liking traps because other straight betas keep posting so much average women trying to make them into a meme queen of x general or board claiming they're the ultimate beauty and this is literally making men gay due to the lack of actual beautiful women and being replaced with generic bland women. Of course men get bored of that and start finding dicks hot because there is no much being offered to them in the non-gay aspect
>Norway without a blue cross
>>72967692
It's ok Danmark, I still love you
have some "chili mix" from my mummy for lunch, wonder how it will be, looks like i need to add a bunch of shit to it to make it half decent
>>72967624
mmm hmmm
>>72967702
he's german
>>72967726
>>72967741
j-joking!!
>>72967715
Just read the wiki page on this
Why doe sit exist
Deep dish pizza > any other kind
>>72967692
*cancels lego order*
>>72967787
He's a liar
>>72967805
True
>>72967686
Don't say this anon, if I get below a C I have to drop this class
>>72967855
Econ isn't even that hard tho
>>72967715
American series get dubbed in latin america in case you didn't know
>tfw unironically like thin crust (or ruffed crust) pineapple pizza with 'am
I got mugged in Toronto last year by 3 pakis
just kidding guys I don't like thin crust pizza heheh
>>72967759
>1 of 2
would u fuck this boy
>>72968002
no that would be gay
>>72968002
Penisvania
>no choccy milk at home
>>72968002
yeah
>>72968002
99% female, so yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2-yUQS70Kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKv4BEujFU
>>72968002
that's a girl you tremendous faggot
>s-she xD
fuckin hate fags 2bh
>>72968131
What a qt
>>72968344
>>72968343
agreed if im honest
>>72968343
>that's a girl
9 days left
>>72968343
You're either new, or a tremendous fucking faggot (probably the case since you're a leaf) if you can't tell that's an obvious trap.
>>72968343
this is the kind of (You)s i look for
>>72968547
actually it's 7 days
not sure why I typed 9
*sends you to the psychologist because you like traps*
name places i should visit somewhere between F and G because i know literally nothin
>>72968503
>>72968580
>>72968581
>>72968659
kill yourself
>>72968855
myrtle beach
>>72968855
Go to Myrtle Beach
>>72968895
>>72968002
It's a girl, her nudes are posted on /pol/ all the time
>>72968943
why does your state smell like shit
>it's a gir-
Ah fuck it, i don't care anymore
>>72968920
>>72968926
why do you people like myrtle beach so much is it that different from other beaches out of state
>>72968971
NJ smells like shit and it lingers into the city sometimes, Connecticut isnt much better than NJ though it's just another suburban post industrial tier state meant to house subhumans who work in New York
>>72969063
>b-but what about-
I want to know why your state stinks
i live in a bigger house than yours
>>72969051
i just read the name and thought it sounds funny
never even heard of it before
>>72969127
you have a big house
>>72969098
It doesnt, it's the smell from NJ and cuckneticut
>>72968920
cheers lads
what about Memelantic City and Norfolk?
also any comfy national parks closeby? i know most national parks are boring but i wanna try to see as many of the cool ones as possible
>>72968855
Myrtle Beach is pretty touristic but has nice beaches
Its a bit far but Smoky Mountains can be interesting
>>72969051
I had a friend who lived there. He would tell me about it. He died.
think I might come ib myyy shorts lads
>>72969184
>frogposter
>knowing anything
why did I bother
finally found the appeal of nofap
>>72969305
right, the super powers. which ones have you got so far?
I prefer toads
>>72969321
+1 willpower
>>72969127
Joke's on you, I live in a trailer
>toads
>frogs
>not green man with red lips
the bf
>I prefer toads
>toads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDcAlo8i2y8
What do you believe is the message from this film?
>>72969472
seriously who the fuck is that guy?
How do Americans feel about your ISPs owning all of your browser history and selling it to whomever now?
Is ISIS taking just anybody?
I really need a job
>>72969509
vapeman
Yes, toads
>>72969533
didn't pass yet
whomst've'll'nt'yaint'st're is from NL here
>>72969505
between this series and king kong I am very glad films about apes are coming back
that is my favorite genre
>>72969533
You can opt of sharing your information with the company, you just have to contact them. It isnt a huge deal since the government is already has all this information anyway
should i shave my facial hair?
just sharted
>>72969819
no, facial hair is cute
>>72969819
no
>>72969919
who the fuck is this guy
>>72970029
jimmy nutron
>>72970029
the eternal leaf
>>72969840
*JUST
>>72970029
>being new
>>72969919
nigga is that a keyblade
do americans really say "dude"?
I thought that was just a british thing
>>72970199
i think so
the oblivion keyblade
@72970268
stop posting here dude
>>72970268
every white person and chi I know say dude including me
I'm not sure if we're all in on the same joke or not
How do we fix the obesity epidemic?
I don't want to feel the wind of an obese man walking by me again
Bugs Bunny > Mickey Mouse
>>72970459
we have to gas the south
>>72970459
fat tax
new episode of the nerd crew lads
I don't want to spoil much, but the new star wars is gonna have both jedi and lightsabers in it
I just don't understand 300 lbs people
>>72970507
in this case you're right but i think the midwest is pretty fat too
thicc or fat?
>>72970679
>I just don't understand 300 lbs people
no one does, i'm 6'5, 230 and even feel like a fat sack of shit (because i am), but i've started to take action and am losing weight again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOznP1RDGMo
Reminder to visit Taoyuan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oNDqsjLe9M
Hello, I would like to order the meme if the day.
>>72971411
Enjoy your meme, Sir.
it won't stop raining and water keeps coming in my basement reeeeeee
>>72971411
it says here memes are dead
>>72971417
Is it expensive to visit places like Dawson (Yukon) or Fairbanks (Alaska)?
Gonna call a couple hard pipe hittin niggas to get to work on the homes here
>>72971641
oh fugg :D
forgot to remove link
>"You will never get anywhere in life unless you can commit to smoking weed and playing video game for 8 hours a day"
Thanks for the advice dad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atDYrSBi4iA
just had a glass of ice old whole milk
if you drink skim
if you even so much as have ever thought about buying skim milk
you are a fucking subhuman
If I ever wrote a feminist book I'd call it "No malice but phallus"
Man why the fuck libtards make such a big deal of Pence not dining with other women.
>>72971947
>>>/LeBoard/
>>72971947
hehe
>>72972112
Because he hasn't converted to islam prob
the canadian tire website has been down all day
*shoots caraposter*
>>72972171
Phone them?
>>72972112
i hadn't heard about this..
what the fuck? what married men are going on dates with other women?
why the fuck would they suggest that's even a normal thing?
>>72972215
i'm trying to pick out a spotting scope and see if they have one in stock i can pick up tonight
if i call i'd have to ask a fuckload of vague questions
at this point i have accepted that i will fail calculus
>Hate highschool
>Everyone tells me it'll get better
>Hate college
>Everyone tells me it'll get better
>Hate my first job
>Everyone tells me it'll get better
>About to start me second job, will probably hate it
>
It never gets better does it?
>>72972288
my sister told me it gets better in highschool when i was in grade 5
cruel joke desu
>>72972283
Drive down there?
>>72972287
Dude that shit is so easy killyourself.
>>72972288
>Things
>Getting better
stupid idot
>>72972287
the next LMM
>>72972348
im going to fail a quiz on it tomorrow
>>72972287
>Letters in math
That's when I stopped doing math
>>72972287
Tide to check ye olde glossario
>>72972330
yeah i might just go there after work
i hate wasting my time going to stores without knowing what i want though
at canadian tires in the city all the employees are retarded teenagers who don't know what or where anything is
you basically have to check online stock and demand they find you what you're looking for
what the fuck is a derivative though
>>72972431
threaten them?
how do i get an american friend?
>>72972481
bouquet of cheeseburgers
>>72972449
>>72972548
BUSTED
>>72972468
without the website working this is likely how it will go
>hi i'm looking for a spotting scope
>whats a spotting scope?
>explain what a spotting scope is
>oh, i'm not sure
>ok can you check where they are?
>sorry i don't know what that is
>>72972603
Do you live in the suburbs or somethin'?
>>72972603
of course a tireshop isn't going to have a spotting scope
>>>/k/
>you are posting right NOW with people that cant handle high school math
Even the dumbest of the dumbest of my friends, the one who we all laugh at how retarded they are can handle basic math.
kysves.
>>72972673
i live in a metropolitan city
in smaller towns the canadian tire staff are good, but in cities they are often terrible
>>72972704
t. chi
>>72972704
I can't do 110% of maths 2bh. This is what calculators on phones are for.
>>72972688
>of course a tireshop isn't going to have a spotting scope
most canadian tires sell ammunition, firearms, etc
>>72972719
canadian tires in cities are filled with people that have never been hunting, fishing or camping
or even sat on an ATV
its a joke
>>72972548
your results are based on your history reddit
also
i can't tell if these people are being satirical or not
>>72972287
>tfw got an A in my Calculus course
I fucking hate math, no clue how this happened
dude weed lmao
>>72972788
that's true
the other problem is pretty well all of them are teenagers
>>72972811
>man makes kind gesture towards his wife and hold himself to standards
>people freak out
>>72972719
Find a place that's better than Canadian tire. When I lived in Oshawa I use to go to Gagnon sports. They knew their stuff.
>>72972719
u ever gonna come fite me or not cuckboy?
>>72972809
I've never gone to reddit on this computer
also
>bing
If your going to use a different search engine you might as well pretend to care
>>72972932
there is a gun store in my town but they aren't very good and dont have much selection
there's a wholesale sports in town but it's kinda far away
>>72972939
why?
What browser does /cum/ use?
>>72973014
duckduckgo has bad results for images
I used it for a year
What's wrong with reddit?
>I use cuckcuckjew
>>72972881
but why cant these people differentiate going on a date with a woman and a business meeting?
do they think that all meetings are conducts one on one while eating?
who the fuck eats at meetings other than bro dude salesman who barely work
still havn't found a job
>>72973046
I use chrome on the computer and recently switched to firefox on mobile because jewgle chr*me uses some short of article shilling thing on the new tabs (it may have been like that for a while but I had to update it because of spam popups).
>>72973129
JUST be yourself
>not using Startpage
cucks
>>72973110
>but why cant these people differentiate going on a date with a woman and a business meeting?
They can, it's just a sign of sincerity on his behalf which irks people for some reason
>>72973046
chromium
>>72973172
will be a NEET in 3 weeks if I don't get my shit together
>>72973164
>on mobile because jewgle chr*me uses some short of article shilling thing on the new tabs
Did you not notice all the "welcome to the botnet" threads? lmao
>>72973203
if they can then why would they tweet this >>72972811
>>72973181
*smokes the devils lettuce*
>>72973257
I read your post incorrectly, those people just irrationally hate Trump and the right. Trump could tweet that he solved the cure for cancer and they'd reply "you're the real cancer DRUMPF!"
>>72973181
two nukes was not enough
>>72973181
Lmao she looks like an alien
S
Amerifriends, are we greatest allies yet?
>>72973502
Who?
>>72973502
this whole time i kept thinking you were norway
>>72973518
>>72973560
>>72973502
No idea he even meant with you guys
Makes me ponder
>>72973502
Absolutly :)
>>72973616
>it's an alberta-kun craves alcohol to cure his boredom among other things episode
wew
>>72973616
tesla was a dumb idiot and he didn't know shit
>it's a "I'm not sure if Islamic Arby's is joking or not and it worries me" episode
Hate these tbqh
>>72973589
Hans island is ours pig lover
>>72973600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yCnDgdp1U
thanks for calling us great people
>yik-yak post about Animal Crossing
>somehow its turned into an argument over some slut from a nearby high school and whether someone likes basketball americans
>>72973502
We've always been allies Danmark
https://lichess.org/6f9a888k
No noobs allowed only pros
>>72973589
just because the flags are very similar is all
>>72973339
Taiwan has never been nuked
>>72973444
shut up
>>72973753
Favorite episode
>>72973871
>bring shoes to the cobbler
>pay 100 buX for a restoration
>pick them up earlier today, clean them
>heel falls off
hmmm
>>72973804
ha-ha, good one Canada.
It's ours.
>>72973822
I like starting political arguments on yikyak
>>72973954
>paying $100 for recobbling
>not just buying new shoes
>>72973951
>tfw I only play against noobs
>>72973978
No one asked
>>72973993
They've been with me for years and are perfectly comfy worn in
also
>shoes for 100
Someone invited me to Denver, colorado but I declined the offer because I thought it was a bad city.
Did I make a good decision?
72973998
I don't recall anyone asking for your input either
>>72974028
that pig got laid
>>72974040
Denver's pretty cool, actually
t. Only seen it from Denver Airport
>>72974040
Denver is okay. Shame about all the California transplants, thought.
>>72974040
You missed the chance to stay in a sanctuary city, bad decision
>>72974040
Denver's nice
*asks for Arkansas's input on an issue*
>American Cuisine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5QaH_LvPMk
>>72974028
Top banter, I wish I could banter back.
- However Canada is so irrelevant that I know literally nothing about you guys.
>>72974153
>homosexual opinions worth anything
*politely gives my opinion because Oyster Bay is nice to me*
I promise I'll stop being such a slut if you beat me at chess
https://lichess.org/A21T0Yt6
Got a sneaking suspicion that Arkansas doesn't like me.
>>72974311
assert your dominance
Assert? more like asshurt
>>72974184
bloody heathen danes
Got a sneaking suspicion that Arkansas loves me.
>>72974373
delete
>>72974373
Perfectly describes the homosexual papist.
>>72974216
>oyster gay and congay best buddies
makes sense
>>72974291
WTF Mexico
>>72974415
O B S E S S E D
>>72974387
Can confirm
>>72974387
Are you going to cheat on your Californian lover?
>>72974462
Who? Sacramento?
He is too rude against mexicans even though he is a dirty slav.
>>72974505
Slavs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mexicans
*pushes your door wide open with my head*
*stares at you*
*walks away*
*comes back*
*door closes on me because it hit the wall and bounced back the time*
*whines until you open the door to let me out*
>>72974173
>>72974296
"" >> " "
" " "
>>72974541
Don't think I've ever met a Slav but I'm not a big fan of Mexicans.
Who ever makes the next edition make sure it's not shit, okay sweetie?
>>72974590
this
>hates mexicans
>moves to the state with the most mexicans
>>72974576
You need to improve, no offense
>>72974586
>not charming, captivating, and cute
rude
>>72974590
this
>>72974630
this thread's edition was 10/10 and the OP should be crowned god emperor of /cum/
>>72974676
You probably stuck your hand in your asshole and jacked off a million times, not thanks