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bolshevism was a mistake-edition
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annexation of Michigan
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I'm a seer.
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>>72926183
more like a queer lmao
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>>72926213
I knew you would say that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz3WJ1l1dNM
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>>72926219
sure thing gaywad
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>>72926213
How'd your interview go?
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>>72926255

>>72922940
>>72922940
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Stop living on my land.
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>>72926350
oh then i went and donated blood, got some soup and a cookie. and then i had to run a red light to get out of the so a fire truck could get through
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>>72926371
Stop role playing
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inheriting the revolution is a pretty boring book
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>>72926371
SHINY BEADS
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>>72926136
This fucking web is so dead now....
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Pussy 2bh lads
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>>72926350
I foresee success and a prosperous phone call in your future.
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>>72926422
hmm, I didn't you were sober often enough to give blood.
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>>72926136
A HUEVO!
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>>72926136
what will you do when automation diminishes the value of most labour to virtually nothing and masses of human beings can no longer afford the cost of living?
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>>72926584
i manage to become sober for a week or two every week or two
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*represses homosexuality*

LOVE SMASHING ME SOME VAG

*slyly looks at guy's ass*

I'M A TITS GUY FOR SURE BRO
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>>72926479
now i have an erection, thanks
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>>72926603
jump in front of a train
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>>72926479
Good post, got me fired but it was worth it thanks
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>>72926479
me tbqhwya
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>>72926626
I expected this from the other Sacramento poster
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>>72926479
bit gross
shan't be watching this again
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>>72926603
At that point I would unironically push/meme for making higher education """free"""
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>living in a van
>went to a job interview to work in a warehouse today
>resume is the size of a cuecard
>told him I'd even start out below starting if he'd give me a chance
>he straight up said he's looking for someone more social
>to work in a warehouse

Times are tough lads. I feel like ending it every night.
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>>72926713
Maybe we're both split personalities from the same person.
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How does your state rank?
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>>72926765

#1 again , baby
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>>72926765
How does North Carolina have no school shooting but all the other states around it have a high amount? what's going on there
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Reminder that North America is Icelandic
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>>72926765
Poor schools
It makes america unique though it doesn't really happen anywhere else
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Reminder that Iceland is North American
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>>72926816
My first thought too.
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Any mexicants here who'd like to give constructive feedback on how to improve my typically swedish taco?
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>>72926765
>0
feels good desu
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>>72926765
California has too many guns tbqh
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>>72926765
>not adjusted for population
fake news
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should have been a yield sign there tbqhwy
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>>72926848
completely wrong
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Bjork is traditional American music.
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>>72926873

SHALL NOT
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>>72926644
don't waste your life like that, use it for a worthy cause. Join the socialist revolution and make the world a fairer place to be.
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>>72926825
ðis
https://youtu.be/5F_INMLk_lE
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New York versus Seattle! Which has better/easier girls? Which one has better nightlife?
>going to book a flight tomorrow
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>>72926757
join le army
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>>72926956
every girl in seattle is a 5 foot 5 inch asain
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>>72926888
Send the screencap as court evidence
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>>72926983
That ain't a problem
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>>72926956
Every girl in New York is a 5 foot 5 inch cuban
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>>72926888

*hacks ur drivers license*
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>>72926888
I ran a red light the other day because I didn't feel like waiting tbqwyfam
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>>72926983
So is every Finn
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>>72927020
thats miami retard, nyc is dominican or puerto rican
>>72926956
if youve never been to nyc go there, its about 20 times larger than seattle
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>>72926956
New York/New York
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i want to live in a japanese style apartment
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>>72927070
Why? They're like the size of one room.
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>>72927070

dumb hamsterposter
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>>72926848
This is very haram. And swedish food is goat so your flag is not an excuse.
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think I'm getting sick. I should have never stopped taking vitamins.
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>>72927090
exactly

i don't need much space
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@72927059
>thats miami retard, nyc is dominican or puerto rican
arr rook same
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A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>This is very haram. And swedish food is goat so your flag is not an excuse.
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>>72927024
*gets arrested*

>>72927029
ran one today to make way for a fire truck that was sirening and honking at me
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>>72927130
Wash your hands ya filthy jew
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>>72927148
Didn't read any of this tbqh
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why is that spic obsessed with cara
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSlM0IOXt6o
choon
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>lab every week since january

>only 4 have been graded

reeeeeeee
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>>72927148
had a laff at this
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>>72927148
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
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EYO
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>>72927106
>And swedish food is goat

I wont deny that.
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I NEED A CANADIAN (or american) GF
PLEASE
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>>72927214
because cara a cute
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>>72927148
I dont get it
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>>72927315
tell me more about yourself
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japanese girls with short hair
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>>72927317
>chestlets
>cute
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where should i go if i wanna force a meme.

>>72927348
ughh ahhh

Obviously bowling ball is retarded, because a bowling ball fell into his head, so he says retarded things.
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>>72927317
Get this useless lesbian out of here
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>>72927361
chestlets are v cute tho
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kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park. There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied >I am drop of water >I am snowflake >I am bowling ball The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨ So next day comes by, so he starts asking -So drop of water, why are you called like that >Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water -Really nice, and you snowflake >Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake -Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball >This is very haram. And swedish food is goat so your flag is not an excuse.
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here's a good joke: my life lmao
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apparently I had over 8 GB of crap in my recycling bin
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>>72927535
You aren't supposed to throw shit in a recycling bin
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>>72927491
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>>72927535
>not shift-deleting everything
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>>72927535
*checks recycling bin*
*all 2D traps*
ahh yes
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>recycling bin

none of its contents get recycled
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>be american
>take money out of your retirement fund
>have to pay it back
top kek
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>>72927662

>implying I have a retirement fund yet
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I hate being sick. Why didn't I buy a new jar of vitamins.
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>>72927349
21 y.o virgin manlet NEET
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what do you guys think of online gambling?
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>>72927715
Because you're a lazy worthless psuedo-neet
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>>72927798

Its a downward spiral into addiction and debt
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>>72927798
I makes hundreds from it most days, so I'm incredibly in favor of it.
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>>72927838
>>72927860
I will remain neutral on the matter then
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>japanese videogame designers
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>>72927812
>psuedo-neet

what is that?
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>>72927860
>most days
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>>72927960
>what is that?
you
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>>72927960
reeeeee
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>>72927979
Every day I bet I win. The only days I don't win are the days in which I don't bet.

I usually bet 4 days out of the week. So hence: most days.
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>>72928025
y so angry?
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>>72928031
If you're so good at winning then why not bet every day?
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>>72928076
Because I like to spend my time doing other things?
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>work week starts tomorrow

i want to win the lottery
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Mr Jones and me, tell each other fairy tails and

look at all the beautiful women
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Is eating ass a meme
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>>72928097
>I'd rather do pointless shit than make easy money
I don't understand
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>>72928201
It gives you some pretty horrible diseases
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>>72928197
That's Doctor Jones to you lady
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Average american mom
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLKwZwALzH/?hl=en
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Today I found out that I like
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*flashes his green card in front of your gf*
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>>72928201
It was used to make Salami but not anymore
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>>72928201
niggers do it because when the lights are out they can't see, and it all smells like shit anyway
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>>72928252
?????
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>>72928238
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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>>72928254
*leaves gf in Spanish*
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>>72928254

what gf?
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>>72928252
nothing
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What's holding you back?
For me it's pretty much everything
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>>72928375
my lack of desire of anything.
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>>72928249
He's either gonna turn into a cuck or kill all of them by the time he's 18
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>>72928375
ennui and fleeting passions
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>>72928375
my terrible alcoholistism
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>>72928285
But online gambling where you make hundreds a day could hardly be considered "work" compared to actually working at a real job
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How do I get people to approach me
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>>72928375
my height, I'm a literal dwarf. I got lucky in everything else except the one thing that actually matters.
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>>72928423
There's statistics work that I do that I'm still perfecting. When I do perfect my system I will be amping the "hundreds" to "thousands" so complain to me then.
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>>72928475
Hello. I'm 172cm. how short are you?
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Vitamin C, hot showers, and sleep are the best ways to get over colds, right?
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>>72928526
4'3
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*starts a race war*
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>>72928475
How tall r u
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*stops a race war*
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>>72928510
>so complain to me then
Not complaining, I just think it's odd
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>apply to rev.com to be a transcriber dude
>they say they'll get back to me in 48 hours
>been 2.5 days at least
fug
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>>72928592
I'm an odd person.
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>>72928612
They're probably laughing at you right now
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>>72928650
great webm
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>>72928650
me in the bed
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>>72928547
you can still become a porn star
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Who would win in a fight

A white sperg fedora vs a black sperg fedora
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>>72928650
>1080p
>33 seconds long
>Less than 3 megabytes
What's your secret?
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>>72928638
actually turns out i didn't do the test
oh well fuck that the transcription part is gay and i wouldn't make enough money to make it worth it
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HELLO FAGGOTS HAHA
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>>72928789
I wonder why you can't find a job
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>>72928830
ur mum gave me a job ;)
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Whaat should I eat for drunk.food lads
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hey fags
sup
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>>72928814
STOP LAUGHING AT ME NIGGER
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found some extra vitamins I stashed in a cache long ago
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how long into the sea will the wall be?
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>>72928932
>stashing vitamins
they're not illegal anon
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>>72928932
I bet you take vitamin D
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>sister came into my apartment and smashed everything because i didn't give her another 2k that she will never pay back, she spent the first 2k on coke when she said it was going towards rent

i need to move far far away, the goof troop that we call 'canadian cops' won't do anything about it either
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>>72929010
I just bought extra and I didn't want to leave them lying around, take up visible space.

>>72929022
no, I gave that to your mother as per her daily dose
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>>72929106
>giving her a key

wat
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>>72926956
who the fuck are you
another espoo cummer?
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>>72929106
i guess i didn't have much to begin with, but she's like 30 years old and shouldn't act like she's 5
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>>72929106
Why don't you just call the cops? They'll force her to rehab. You should've called the cops, even if she yells at you you're helping your sister in the long run
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>>72929106
You should smash your sister's cunt with your cock.
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>>72929172
she's just going to get her nigger boyfriend to torch the whole building if i don't anyways

>>72929187
the cops don't do shit, psych ward doesn't do shit either, they keep her for a day and kick her out
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Will joining the army help me get laid?
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>>72929227
you sound like a top cuck
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>>72929227
Get a gun and shoot him
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>>72929227
>they keep her for a day and kick her out
then call the cops again it's not difficult

you must be making this up, 4chan says not to believe any stories
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>>72929214
she is a disgusting crack whore, miss me wit it

>>72929255
yeah because i don't want to die in my sleep
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>>72929257
Apparently they'll bankrupt you with legal fees if you shoot someone in self defense
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>>72929294
I'd love to die in my sleep.
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>>72929292
>call the cops
>they don't do shit
>just call the cops dude xd
>but they don't do anything
>lol just call the cops man
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>>72929310
shoot the people who try to bankrupt you
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>>72929257
This, stop being a faggot
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>>72929324
hi. where do you live?
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My Little Sister Can't Be this Psychotic
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so my only option is murder, i see

be back in a few minutes vros
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>>72929350
Then you'll have even more legal fees
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>>72929342
why don't you just call them?
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>>72929408
just keep shooting
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Four American Girls cuck Asian Arabs Pakis Gooks Jews and Irishmen
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>>72929244
kind of, but it won't be worth it in any way
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>>72929342
then just fucking kill her and make it look like a drug robbery or some shit you cuck
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I'm sick of eating and food has finally lost it's appeal for me.

Is there anything I can drink/inject that has all the nutrients i need.
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>>72929461
semen
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>>72929437
I'm thinking of joining part time, so I can train and maybe get laid
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>>72929461
Soylent
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>>72929461
soylent semen
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>>72929461
green smoothies with protein powder and whatever vitamin supplements for what's not being covered
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>>72929503
Doesn't it make you into a pussy?
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>>72929548
I don't know
What do you care? You'll be dead soon enough anyway.
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just started sneezing and nose it's starting to get a litte runny

F
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>>72928854
Burger
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>>72928854
Bread, usually.
I ate an entire steak one time while drunk and I threw up everywhere in my sleep because of how greasy it was.
Bit bad, that.
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I have a sore throat
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>>72929461
Give me your appetite.
I can't stop eating, tbqh. I've gotten quite fat now.
I think I like food a tad too much. It's only good for me when I work out, but I haven't been for months and now I'm just FAT.
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>>72926255
>>72927130
>>72928252
>>72928410
>>72929244
>>72929497
Ah-bloo-bloo
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>moving tomorrow
>don't need this ip address any more

going to get banned on as many boards as possible
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>>72929568
Me too but that's just because it's spring time here.
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>>72929695
hey i'm moving tomorrow too
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>tfw spring never comes
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>C: drive has been searching for something for 10 minutes

pretty sure I got a virus
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>>72929808
Delete system 32
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>>72929764
>besbol soon
>theres a chance of snow on opening day
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>>72929808
>pretty sure I got a virus
It's called Windows 10
>>
can my internet provided sell my browsing history to anybody who wants it yet? Did that pass yet?
>>
communism is okay
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>>72929574
Holy fuck I'd kill for a burger atm. Headed back to the states in June. Dying for a proper hamburger sammich
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give me a pretzel
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>>72929672
I'm an extremist. I had your appetite in the beginning(10-15 years ago). I fell in love with every category of food and abused it all.

I'm highly sensitive, so it all tastes bomb. But now I'm at a point where I'm even exercising but not hungry for solids. Junk food? No appeal. Healthy? No appeal.
>>
>>72929943
hard or soft?
>>
A bit early for lunch desu but I'm kinda hungry (also desu)
>>
best way to dispose of genetic material?
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>>72929878
yes, I just bought yours

freak
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>>72929943
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>>72929967
hard pretzels are for plebs
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>>72929951
>Junk food? No appeal. Healthy? No appeal.
Sounds like textbook depression
Congratulations, you fell for the meme
>>
>>72930004
I just work here, man.
>>
>>72929969
absorb with kleenex and flush down the toilet
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Using memes to get Trump elected was a huge mistake.
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>>72930042
let me rephrase, best way to dispose of teeth?
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I want YOU
To go on patreon and give me 100$ because I'm a lazy slut

Please?
>>
>>72930079
What does fist of flames mean lad?
>>
>>72930076
wrong
>>
>>72930076
KEK feeds off the sexual energy of mortals, this is proven fact
>>
>>72929943
"pretzel"
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>>72930106
give me one hundred buckaroos and I'll tell you
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>>72930079
are there any incentives?
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>>72930170
*gives 100 buckaroos*
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>>72930079
gib boy pucci
>>
I wish I could pay my way out of not being sick.
>>
Give me $5 and see what happens silly boys.
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>>72930251
Thanks
>>72930214
You get to talk to me on skype ;)
>>72930272
100$
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>Replying to namefags
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>>72930346
>You get to talk to me on skype ;)
I said incentives.
>>
ever notice US states are fucking huge buds?

bigger than euro "countries"
>>
So today I was driving to work and I saw my first actual Black Lives Matter sticker on a car next to me at a light. It was near the local university and the nigger driving it had purple hair and a nose ring.

I actually finally saw one guys, it was like being in the Safari Zone and coming across Scyther for the first time all over again.
>>
I deleted all the files in the folder, and clicking on the folder says its empty, but I cant delete the folder itself...
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I follow Bret Easton Ellis' podcast. Politically, he says he's neutral. He reminds us that he mentioned Donal Trump (Ivana) 40 times in his book American Psycho (source for the film), mocking Wall Street's fascination for him.

This week, he was forced to take sides, as he tweeted about the anti-Trump hysteria, and Donald Trump retweeted him. => 40 000 RT etc.

He explains in his podcast that the Academy of film made "Moonlight" win this year as an anti-Trump hysterical vote. He claims this film is one of the least-earning film in the history of Academy Awards winners.

He's quite followed on /lit/, anyone here?
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>>72930422
My state (Virginia) is the size of Iceland.
>>
>>72930422
Australia is bigger than America
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>>72930443
switch to root mode and display the hidden files
>>
>>72930436
>racism
>90's kid nostalgia

wow, like how do I subsrcibe??
>>
>>72930443
Stop unzipping CP and shotacon.
>>
>>72929903
Are you diaspora visiting family?
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My girlfriend is tried to convince me to be gay

I told her to fuck off
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>>72930476
You press your clit up against the subscribe button.
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>>72930470

I dont know what root mode is

you mean safe mode?

>>72930482

dont tell me how to live my life
>>
>>72930012
Depression is a bullshit meme
>>
Ohio sounds like two guys greeting each other
>Oh, hi
>Yo
>>
>>72930488
Yeah
>>
>>72930531
>dont tell me how to live my life

Exactly why you're in the position you're in now.
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BIG BEAUTIFUL PIZZA
>>
>>72930531
>you mean safe mode?
IOW, open (power)shell as administrator, if you're on windows.
Delete the folder from the command line
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>>72930558
What's Ethiopia like compared to the US?
>>72930545
It's not, it's weaboo talk
>>
>>72930558
Do you have a sister? I want a black girlfriend. I'm a friend of negroes :)
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>>72930443
use 7zips file browser as administrator and delete the folder
>>
>tired from work and want to go to sleep
>its only 4pm
>if I sleep now I will wake up too early for work

feels bad
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>>72930663
D-do you like boys?
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>>72930636
Isn't Ohio the Ethiopia of the US?
>>
funny how since december we have anti-americanism here on MSM 24/7.
It's back like when Bush was in Irak without us, and all the MSM were doing the bodycount of the war literally everyday.

If US Americans remember the french bashing, well today here we have the Trump/US bashing big-time, again.

As if every detail of the USA's internal politics mattered to us (again)
They never mention the good things, like the jobs coming back.
>>
>>72930678

that worked
>>
>>72930690
ahhh the life of a wagie
>>
THIS BOTTLE OF STEVENS
AWAKENS ANCIENT FEELINGS
>>
>>72930777
>They never mention the good things, like the jobs coming back.
Nothing has come back yet.
>>
>>72930769
What do you mean?
>>
>>72930796
I work 7 hours a week and get paid $45 an hour
>>
>>72930816
Is Ohio the Ethiopia of the US
>>
>>72930777
Maybe we should go back to eating freedom fries
>>
>>72930813
Well I heard from sidestream sources that Trump has really pleasant meetings with trade unions, esp. in the manufacturing sector.
>>
>>72930813
wrong
>>
My right ear hurts
>>
>>72930825
>barely over 300 dollars a week
wow you sure are rolling in the dough anon
>>
>>72930860
What does that mean though? I don't understand enough about Ethiopia to understand the question.
>>72930880
Sorry bro
>>
>>72930445
I've only read Less than Zero which was enjoyable mainly for it's endearing amateurishness.

He seems to have never evolved after that book - in skill or maturity. All of his books since his debut have regressed in quality or meandered at the bar he already set.

>He explains in his podcast that the Academy of film made "Moonlight" win this year as an anti-Trump hysterical vote.
I would attribute this more to the academy fetishizing the black community, black lives matter and other movements blacks are hoisting up in their mission to retrograde any race relations progress that have been made so far. The filmmakers played into this reaction with how formulaic and bland their movie was.

As far as it being the least earning film, the Oscars have been following a trend of rewarding more arthouse movies, mostly because big budget movies are shit now. Now the top earning movies are all superhero and sequel films. Where in the past big hits like Silence of the Lambs won best picture.
>>
>>72930867
"not in my name!"
the USA is at last light of the world again! But as if by chance, MSM here see this as the dark times
>>
>>72930904
Enough for a place to live and everything I want and need while still having as much free time as a NEET.
>>
>>72930917
Me neither, best go on wikipedia
>>
i really want a job bros
>>
>>72930741
you don't look like a normal nigger. are you a hafu?
I'm bi but I only like Asian guys and traps sorry :/
>>
>>72930977
*hires you*
>>
>need to be bilingual to be a fucking janitor

roflmao
>>
>>72930919
>read Less than Zero
It's on my list, I have only read AP. The 400 pages in original version, twice. It's really good.
I don't know if he matured. He often rants a lot in his podcast about millenials and "generation wuss" and twitter and people who complain.
He says that people who can't handle Trump as President should go to a shrink and stfu.

But he complains/rants a lot too.
Like he will begin his podcast by insulting Twitter, hey, yes, you, twitter, you wuss who will tweet about this in 5 minutes, you stfu, little hysterical piece of shit.

Entertaining tho, like when he invited Kanye.
>>
>>72930977
Then maybe you should actually apply to them?

>oh I accidentally didn't take the test
>fuck it I guess I'm not getting that job why bother taking the test now

You're lazy and come up with any excuse to not actually find a job. Just go out and find a fucking job you losah
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i have a bwuise on my finger where they pwicked it to take a bwood sample
>>
why are americans so dumb and uneducated?
I've seen more shitposts by americans than canadians. Perhaps canadians are indeed less funny but at least they aren't borderline retarded. Or maybe we consider americans better posters because their stupidity is hilarious?
Be honest, how would you rate the quality of american education?
What is the solution? I could filter US flags, but I'd rather have a real solution.
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>he doesn't take high amounts of vitamin C daily
>>
>>72931118
looking right now dude, i'm only 18 but i want to help my parents out with bills at the very least, maybe end up moving out in a few months
>>
>be dutch
>fail to qualify for the WC
>>
>>72930988
I'm full nigger.
>>
>>72931159
>a swede saying american education is bad
now ive heard it all lmao
>>
>>72931159
The solution is ban all non /cum/ flags

Hahahaha BTFO faggot
>>
>>72931184
I take 5000 iu of vitamin D a day
>>
>>72931244
That could fuck you up

Vitamin c is the superior vitamin
>>
>>72931199
You look like Indian or something
you don't have the typical monkey face (sorry if it's racist)
>>
>>72931184
red bull for B, orange juice for C
>>
>>72931274
>That could fuck you up
how?
>>
>>72931299
It's okay. Are you Jewish? I'm only attracted to jews
>>
>>72931299
Ethiopians aren't Sub Saharans
>>
>>72930904
>there are people in this world who still don't understand about efficiency

2bh i'd rather work 2 easy jobs and make 2500 a month doing part time
Than make 3500 a month working full time with no energy left to do anything else
>>
>>72931348
I'm just joshing, you're fine
>>
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The unity for power used to be horses. They called it horsepower.
>>
>>72931106
>Entertaining
I think he sets out to be entertaining and to create reactions more than he sets out to talk about his true beliefs. It's entertaining to hear someone complain and take divisive stands in a petulant manner. It's a trait that led to Trump's own popularity.

Or maybe he really is just an obnoxious cunt. Either way, it's a behavior that droves of people tune into for, whether becaue they're the choir he's preaching too or they want to be amazed by what new inane shit he's spouting off.
>>
>>72931359
No. There are not many jews in Germany
>>
New thread soon? I want to post but I want (you)s
>>
>>72931459
I wonder why
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>>72931459
>There are not many jews in Germany
wonder why
>>
FUCK GERMANS
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>>72931431

>i will never go to space
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>>72931459
>There are not many jews in Germany
Really makes you think
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>>72931459
They all came here
>>
I like jews
>>
>>72931449
God, how I'd love to have that "fuck-you" money
You get real free speech when you rise to fame at ~22 with your first book.

You may know that BEE moved to Manhattan after his success (he was in a liberal college, Bennington I think, near the east coast) where he dated a golden boy from wall street.

I consider him as a big sellout who started to lash out when he couldn't get a real screenwriter career in hollywood.

But recently sourness turned to despisal : apparently he eventually became showrunner for some series and stopped bitching about hollywood, film Vs tv
>>
>>72931684
>>72931684
>>72931684
>>72931684
>>
>>72931121

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