Galko Edition
/esp/
>Galko chan
lol "cum" is right, amiright fellas?
>>72914776
Stop posting my waifu
>>72914809
>>72914831
>>72914836
foreigners get out
>>72914836
>>72914831
>>72914809
foreigners plz go
>>72914906
make me nerd
>>72914955
H A J I M E M E S
>>72915010
M-MASAKA
I want to use online dating but I don't want to upload pictures to the sites.
Fuck
This edition sucks. All these fucking weeb posters need to get out
Mornin' cumbums
>I wonder why foreigners are soo obsessed with with cum
shame
>>72915930
It's the burden we must bare for being the most powerful coutry in human history.
>>72915930
Faggot
>>72915930
>mudslimes
>innocent
>>72915930
why s he holding it upside down
>>72915598
use this
>tfw your weeny is hard
God I'm so fucking mad. Today I wore my fucking awesome Pepe shirt to school and I overheard some faggot Hillary voting "male" feminist cuck talking about how God Emperor's wall is stupid. I noticed he was doing this in front of a gorgeous white blondie. She was so cute, it seemed really apparent that it was time to show my stuff and make her my Aryan Goddess. Perfect time to cuck a pathetic snowflake beta boy, right? Anyway I go up to the triggered beta pussy and start calling him a cuck, telling him how triggered he is, talking about how God Emperor will be president for eight years whether he likes it or not. I thought this was the part where she recognizes how alpha I am and gives me her number right in front of the pathetic cuck betamale, but no! She just smirked at me, then her and the limp-wristed cuck walked off laughing. She wasn't even impressed at all when I told her I want to #MAGA! Women today are being brainwashed! Thanks to (((them))) always portraying Tyrones and wimpy effeminate emotionally weak hipsters as ideal men, women are betraying Aryans such as myself. If this keeps up, whites are just going to be a race of fat cucks with purple hair and 50 genders, leading the way for Tyrone, Ahmed, Pedro, and Schlomo to take us all over. I'm unbelievably FUCKING angry, I feel just like that rare Pepe with the gun and a red filter over it. Any advice for getting my revenge on that dumb leftist cuck?
/cum/-chan ohayou~
Canada should be oppressed and cut of from the rest of the world so we can have them all to ourselves.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLKwZwALzH/
Single moms were a mistake
>Thanks to (((them))) always portraying Tyrones and wimpy effeminate emotionally weak hipsters as ideal men, women are betraying Aryans such as myself
>>72916702
That woman should be put to death
dead
>>72916882
>>72916882
Remember, women are natural caregivers so it'd be ridiculous for the father to take care of kids
wasn't planning on getting an erection this morning
>>72916882
Racist
*flashes his abs in front of your gf*
heh, nothing personal anon
Kek buttblasted libs are even crying about Brexit at my uni
*flashes his bbc in front of anon's gf*
heh, nothing personal kid
needs more galko
>Kek
hello can i replace canada
*flashes his paycheck in front of your gf*
heh nothing personal kid
Kek :^)
>>72917426
yes
>Article 50 triggered
>Pound barely changes in value
Why is this allowed?
My former Blockbuster.
Press F to pay respects.
>/Brit/ starts saying "willy" a lot
>/cum/ starts copying them
Embarrassing, so that's where this autism originates
>>72916702
wait whats happening in this video?
>>72917593
>search page for willy
>1 of 1 match
>its your post
You should probably go back to /brit/
i like /brit/ Tbh lads
>>72917593
>/brit/ starts saying willy
>STARTS
just fuck off you yank
>>72917552
Mine's now a TitleMax and the Hollywood Video down the street from it is now a Dollar Tree. The Movie Trading Company a few miles away is now a children's clothing store.
>>72917697
please leave our safe space
>>72917552
F, Netflix is shit
>>72917720
Eerie how quickly those things can evolve.
At least the Trader Joe's is still around :3. Yummy!
>>72917777
Vérifié, and yup, a lot more exciting too when it was simply a mail thing.
*accidentally breeds you*
whoops sorry lmao
I have become Janny
The destroyer of memes
>>72917991
delet dis
u can be banned for saying that ur a janny
I got banned for saying I was a literal janitor (cleaner of floors) once.
>>72918050
Janny is a punk bitch
>>72917991
I for one welcome our new Latvian overlord.
>get on battle.net
>friend messages me instantly
>I'm glad your okay
>'what do you mean'?
>you weren't online for over 24 hours, when I see you not online for 24 hours it makes me want to call in an amber alert
>mfw
I am a punchline buds
first thing im doing is: outlawing faggotry
DUDE WEED LMAO xDD
DUDE, THE BUDGET WILL, LIKE, BALANCE ITSELF OR SOMETHING I DUNNO LOL xD
>>72918155
Kinda homo
>>72918224
Canada fucking disgusts me and I'm not even using a hyperbole. The fact that so many Canadians support the literal selling of their country absolutely makes me want to fucking puke on them.
I hope your countrymen know that if a conflict between the USA and China ever does happen, this will mean you have a hostile neighbor on your only boarder.
>>72918264
>having friends is homo
>>72918321
You don't have any friends and that story is a complete fabrication
>>72918155
is your name amber
>>72918290
I agree entirely, unfortunately it's not up to me.
This country is fucked, I'm getting out ASAP.
>blockbuster died
>this is still around
how do they do it
i even see Now Hiring signs
>>72918360
I don't have too many friends as I don't use social media, but I do have a handful of very close friends and that story is 100% true. He's also upset because I don't want to play Overwatch for the last few weeks.
>>72918362
No and amber alert is a the code name for a child abduction emergency.
>>72918155
you have to be over 18 to post here buddy
>>72918458
I'm going to be 27 in a few months.
>>72918517
More lies......sheesh
>>72918420
http://time.com/1400/dvds-pizza-porn-how-one-video-store-chain-stays-in-business/
Diversification
I think I got my father libido. I can't even talk to a woman online without thinking about sexing her.
How do I fix this? I'm on 2 prescriptions that have side effects that are supposed to reduce sex drive and if anything they've increased my sex drive.
>>72918202
rude
>>72918760
Are you indian?
>>72918760
>I think I got my father libido.
How do you even know an inch about this?
Are you Indian?
>>72918873
I mean I'm partially native american if that's what you mean. But I'm white
>>72918949
>muh heritage
cum lol
>>72918946
>How do you even know an inch about this?
My father was a notorious womanizer. I found out even more so than I thought at his funeral. He got around a lot.
>>72918983
Ah disturbing. Not something I'd care to know about mine, and I already know about him being a Chad at 16.
>>72919032
My father was my best friend, I know a lot about him that most people don't.
>>72918290
What is this post
As if your two major parties aren't even more cucked by big business
>>72919055
I litterally don't know a thing about my father, his character aside.
Half of what I know about his life is what I've read on his LinkedIn page.
>>72919092
American big business, not the Chinese government.
>>72919120
That's very sad to me, you should spend more time with him while you still have the chance.
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toronto/airbnb-robbery-1.4043671
Honestly, how could you be so fucking stupid?
>>72919124
>private Chinese firm from Hong Kong purchases Montreal based firm because they like our tech
>HURR DURR IF BANNON GETS HIS WAR WE WILL INVADE U!!!!
Americans are retarded
>>72919120
Kek same
I've never had a one on one convo with him in my life
He just goes to work, drinks and watched bad tv, then goes to bed
Rinse and repeat everyday for 22yrs
>>72919183
>Chinese only own one firm in Canada and nothing else
I think you might be in denial there bud, your children can't even afford a roof over their head in most of your country because the chinese own it.
Urgent question that will decide what the next hour of my life is like
Can I use a gift card at a kroger self checkout machine? I don't want to talk to a cashier but I have no cash, and I have a gift card.
>>72919161
He'll live out longer than most, what with that maintains his health through marathons, but I know that he's too much like me, and consequently too secretive about what he does or says, and how he's lived out what he's lived out, that I would want to push him on about telling me.
I don't know a whole lot about my mother either too. My paternal grandmother spilled the beans on that she was married before meeting my mother, but neither me nor my siblings know what on Earth that was about. And I don't even have the same ecuse with my mother since she's the extroverted type.
>>72919191
Nu-uh, I chat a lot with my father. It's that it never gets very personal since we're both autists so we chat about movies, politics, career-stuff, etc... instead.
Does /cum/ like netherlands?
>>72919332
meeting my father*
Context; she hates my mother, but me and my siblings have never really figured out why.
>>72919357
I like the Netherlands
>>72919120
Same mostly. There's no coldness or hostility, never has been, just apathy I guess.
>>72919332
That is so odd to me, I have such a close family that I know most things about even my aunts/uncles and cousins and hear updates from them regularly.
Is that common in France?
>>72919321
I MUST HAVE A RESPONSE
>>72919280
>poltard talks out of his hank hill ass
Ahhh yes. You mean the inflated real estate market in greater Vancouver that has nothing to do with the Canadian or Chinese governments? It's Chinese citizens offloading their yuan into Canadian assets. And this all happened during the watch of our conservative government.
The Chinese simply steal from America because you won't sell them your tech.
>>72919422
Yes you can. There should be an option before Payment to applyb the gc
funny banana
>>72919440
Stay in denial bud
>I know more about my friends fathers than most of the people ITT know about their own father
Really weird, I wonder if it's just a New England thing or what
Bum
>>72919442
Ok thanks but you better not be lying about this or I'll have all my 8 or so energy drinks scanned like the energy drink drinking cuck I am and then have to cancel it and awkwardly go to a cashier instead
Reminder that Russia would win a Sino-American war because they'd get a massive influx of labor to stabilize their demographic collapse
>>72919472
>implying the Chinese haven't infiltrated your governments most inner servers
>implying the us could even defeat china in a conventional war
>>72919357
Ik heeft passioneerde (?) van Nederlands.
>>72919388
Don't know, since that might be too hard a word for it, but there's only that territories where I'd strain us both to go there so why go there.
I mean, it is my father that has to quieten my mother's concerns when she inquires about me having a girlfriend so it's clear he and I know what we don't like to chat about.
>>72919403
Uh, I don't know about how common really. A lot of it would probably be that as the newer generation, me and my siblings are maybe secluded from being let on how strained things are in my family.
Like how my grandfather hates my mom was originally supposed to be a secret, or that my father hates his step-sister (mom's sister), or that my other aunt has been interned in a psychology ward once.
We're just left out I guess so that we won't know about it.
>>72918685
>still have porn rooms
>>72919580
grandmother*
Buttefingers.
guys I have a great idea.
Lets take over factories, farms, banks and everything else and redistribute it to the people that spend their savings on lotter tickets, vapes and 4-wheelers. We can totally live in a utopian paradise this way!
>>72919580
Just tell them you want to know about, if you do want to know about it. You never know when you might lose the opportunity to learn about where you came from.
Anyway I'm off to work, later buds
>>72919580
I come from a fucked up family and my dad was a womanizer and my mom was a disco stacy
I feel like I'll never have a normal family
>>72919575
>implying the us could even defeat china in a conventional war
The PLA is designed to quell civil uprisings, not fight a war. Not saying we could successfully invade them, but the CCP wouldn't survive a protracted war
>>72919668
There is no such thing as a normal family, you've let the TV convince you that it's reality.
>>72919718
Why does every upper middle class family I meet seem rather perfect then? None of my friends come from broken homes like me and their parents still love each other
>>72919575
>he thinks the CIA and NSA don't run circles around the amateurs that pass for governmental hackers in china and russia
>inb4 retards think retards using "password" for as a password for important shit is somehow the fault of CIA and NSA
what music do u like, cum?
me like Ratman Cage by The Smashing Bumblekins
>>72919856
Except the NSA doesn't hack into Chinese government servers it data mines
The Chinese are literally paying and equipping cyber terrorists
>>72919880
Industrial noise like linkin park or three days Grace
https://mic.com/articles/172367/it-s-on-us-autocorrect-psa-translates-casual-conversation-to-reveal-rape-culture#.nfBOx1Bak
dont forget it, whitey. You cant have drunk sex without being a fucking rapist. We won't stop doing this until you associate any form of trying to pick up women as rape.
Why are white men always so pedophilic?
https://streamable.com/5bcpv
>>72919357
I don't like how the governmemt is set up or the laws, but other than that it's cool
>>72919880
I, like many of her fans, listen to enya with a dragon dildo shoved up my ass
>left phone on some sketchy website all night and didn't close the browser
>the camera was active
>stopped an """update""" from downloading
Heh nothin personle
this is now an umaru thread
>>72920367
cringe
>>72920730
Fuck off
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
we don't take kindly to anime around here
Hey boo
>>72920771
nah
>>72920805
Does that say the fucking Cleveland Players on his pjs???
>>72916702
Lmao
>>72920945
taiwan was a mistake
I truly despise umaru and anyone who watches that show, neets trying to justify their neetness with having a "cute" character
>>72921157
>watching anime
>not just posting anime reaction pics because it pisses off autists on a Japanese culture imageboard
>>72921157
>umaru
>NEET
Anime ruins another thread
I havent watched anime in a while but since AoT season 2 is coming out in a few days and Code Geass season 3 is confirmed I'm going to start again
anime?
spicy chicken sandwich from wendys
just signed the document
no one is allowed to be a faggot anymore
>>72922062
A chosen people perhaps?
Yahweh's favorite ethno-religous group if you may?
>>72922126
*cosigns*
>>72922129
sure
>>72919834
Because they don't tell you about the bad times
The weak should fear the strong.
>>72922410
Thank you for making my sneakers
>>72922528
dude she's 12 delete this
>>72922487
>fake tits
>>72922552
Gotta be, what, at least 13?
I want to put my completely soft weeny in a girls vaginer and see what it feels like as it gets hard inside of her.
>>72922671
I want to fukc she
>>72922826
>but getting sucked off when you're still soft is goat
I've had that before and it's not great.
>>72922761
You can't push it in if you're soft, silly virgin
>>72922868
yes you can with your finger dumby
I haven't been a virgin for almost 15 years
dropped a class buds
>go to interview
>oh this is a group interview :^)
>talks for 20 mins, takes down the names and phone numbers of everyone who bothered to show up
>we'll call you later for a more in depth interview :^)
waste of time that
>>72922893
Why would you do this
>>72922940
You selling insurance?
>>72922907
>dancers
>having qt toes
pic won
>Who gives a fuck
>>72922973
nah just some shitty labour job
>>72914776
ojou best girl
>>72922953
To see that it feels like
>>72922973
I applied to clothing stores and they we're supposed to be group interviews (nobody else showed up).
>>72922998
hope you get the job anon
The worst thing Hitler did was cause the creation of Israel.
Will find girls like dis in vancouver?
i don't want to succ her toes, i want to touch her boobies
>>72923052
y-you too
>>72922331
Hey bud, how was your day?
>>72923147
>nose ring
DROPPED
>>72923147
What a time to be alive..
*cuts his finger nails*
heh, nothing personal kid
free palestine
>>72923108
no you wont find filipina supermodels in vancouver
>>72923325
Janny is out and about
>in order to apply for this job please send a copy of your drivers abstract and copies of all your tickets
REEEEEE thats work
>>72923419
>>72923443
>drivers abstract
What?
>cant find ebook for the class Im taking anywhere
Who's the cunt that told me I can find any book on the internet for free
You can't free Palestine because Palestine never existed
>>72923516
shows all the speeding tickets and shit you got, not parking or photogaydar tho. basically your driving record
>>72923344
you dunno wut filipinas look like do you
What's the best DIY anal lube?
>>72923639
extra virgin olive oil
made specifically for somebody who is an extra virgin
>>72923622
look at flip models, they're all light skinned and trying to look Chinese or euro
>>72923537
because they've been oppressed by cumskins since the time of the romans
Think I'm going to have a fap over some redheads
>>72923779
>they
No such thing, today's "Palestinians" are Jordanians in denial
>>72923779
Meme
Romans basically freed the Jews from themselves. Their entire political class had adopted greek culture and were starting to abandon all their Jewish traditions, the Romans helped restore it and then Jews started chimping out because even though they had a million privileges they couldnt settle down like everyone else in the empire
>>72923860
At least I'm not a nigger
>>72923860
being blue pilled is thinking homeless people and NEETs are the leeches in society
being redpilled is knowing they're plankton
>>72923523
what's it called friendo
>>72916966
That isn't courage it's cowardice.
Me rn
>>72923984
inheriting the revolution
>>72923888
jordan is a european construct
>>72923892
jews have no right to palestine, semites have lived there for millenia and ashkenazim jewry are not semites
Webms wont load, wtf
i just want a comfy job at a gas station that literally no one will go to vros
what are some minimum wage jobs that will allow me to not have to deal with people?
>>72924028
>jews have no right to palestine
Neither do the Jordanians in denial
>>72924009
This?
http://libgen.io/book/index.php?md5=B5FE7496AD6ACB76FE01A7AE2D3BD0D7
>>72924037
alternatively i can sell some of that good shit
>>72924033
works on my machine
>>72924068
why not? they lived there less than 60 years ago
>>72924098
>why not?
Because it's Turkish land
>>72924113
make 5 serious posts in a row i dare you
>>72924087
Can't watch embed youtube videos either, hmm
>>72924166
But it's no fun when I'm serious :/
>>72918290
>Canada fucking disgusts me and I'm not even using a hyperbole. The fact that so many Canadians support the literal selling of their country absolutely makes me want to fucking puke on them.
most canadians aren't ok with it
friendly reminder justin trudeau received 39.47% of the vote
>Canada fucking disgusts me and I'm not even using a hyperbole. The fact that so many Canadians support the literal selling of their country absolutely makes me want to fucking puke on them.
Did a test tbqh lads
i hope you did well :3
>>72924319
High test tbqh lads
>>72924343
>>72924358
Thanks buds
>>72924319
you failed
this is a test tbqh lads
>>72924074
neat, thanks
could really go for some sex right now
>>72924319
an HIV test?
>>72924553
nah, I should probably do that
listening to safe as milk rn buds
This true?
How much you wanna bet the wall won't be built?
>>72924577
Beefhearts best album, tbH
>>72924577
Finally someone with good taste
>>72924607
it'll be built. it'll just be more useless government spending.
>>72924607
Isn't there already a wall along most of the border? I think we've all been memed again
>>72924649
what are you betting?
>>72924666
it's a fence not a wall
>>72924666
>Isn't there already a wall along most of the border?
Parts of it
>>72924662
huh? safe as milk isn't even a meme
I WAS BOOOOORN IN THE DESERT OF NEW ORLEANS
I'm going to destroy this thread and I'm only going to do it once so pay attention faggots
>>72924736
don't reply
>>72924654
wtf, I'm straight now
>>72924775
krautproxy needs (You)s too
>>72924777
No u aren't lol
>>72923132
He's from the south.
>>72924520
Np my dude
The goat website to find textbooks
Does you're mom know ur gay?
Generals have ruined /int/. I only come here for /cum/
>>72924959
I'm 106% heterosexual
>>72924959
its like im really in middle school again
gonna play either skyrim or soulreaver buds
>>72924959
when did you stop beating your wife?
>>72924919
>>72924959
she doesnt know you are
>skyrim
>>72925016
Good
>>72925020
i haven't played it before and someone gifted me it, it would just be rude to not ever touch it i think
wonderin what i should eat for a lunch buds
>inb4 dick
>I play video games and watch chinese cartoons
>>72925070
this DYICK
>>72925070
get A&W 2bh
>>72925070
Eat some booty tbqh
>>72925070
I'm thinking Arby's
>>72925070
Peanut-butter & banana sandwich.
>>72925103
too expensive since they don't do 2 burgers for $x anymore
>>72925102
>>72925105
bad posts
>>72925122
too far
>>72925070
Feminine pennies
>>72925091
i only watch western cartoons
>>72925070
>arbys
>>72925158
good idea
to smart two consume any form of media
T H I E R R Y
H
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HARVEY'S MAKES YOUR HAMBÖRGÖR A BEAUTIFUL THING™
wish I was a girl buds
wish America was a girl buds
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/wearable-overdose-detection-device-1.4045683
because we should be spending even more resources on homeless junkies
i really don't like junkies buds
>>72925257
I wish you were too
i really don't like junkies buds.
my package is still somewhere in China
what are those chinks doing with it
>fill me up
Anybody else turned on by those words
>they think i will build a wall
roommates are yelling at each other over basketball
>>72925738
are they black?
>>72925738
so what is the deal with your roommates?
is it for college or what?
>>72925783
they brought a group of their friends in, yes
>>72925738
March madness lmfao
/cum/ never has enough burrito people.
>>72925738
college or pro?
>>72925821
There aren't any games today
>>72925962
pro. I think theyre arguing about kobe's 81 pt game vs that 70 pt game vs the celtics a few days ago
>>72926004
What's to argue? Kobe won his game.
>>72925971
>score 70 points
>team still loses
>>72926136
>>72926136
>>72926136
>>72926116
but he was like fresh out of college, and managed to score 70 on the #1 defence
>>72926160
#4*