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cum: comeback edition
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I've fallen in love with Lisa Weagle
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hmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm
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Buncha fags in this thread
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>>72905490
please respond
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Hmmm, do you think /cum/ can solve this mystery? This is really puzzling the brits...
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>>72905624

stop skipping classes, idiot
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>>72905617
yall mind if I fucking fail calculus like a pathetic piece of shit that skipped almost a MONTH of class
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>>72905619
dont worry im here to fix this
*brimstones sodomites*
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>>72905642
Could NOT be anything to do with Islam.
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Goodnight :*)
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>>72905645
You dun fukt up
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>>72905642
I don't know man, but the motive is definitely not his religion.
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>>72905658
I agree, probably did it because he was a white male
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>>72905658
Why does everybody hate him? He seems pretty chill tbqhwyfwIhsoh
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>>72905697
>not sure if referring to terrorist or weedman
Typical cascadianfag
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>>72905697
He is good looking
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>>72905580
delet this RIGHT now
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>>72905580
>losing to maple leafs
embarrassing
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what do gf's feel like?
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>>72905671
please please end me

I mean theres still a part of me that thinks I can get through and pass. It's like the difference of somebody on death row versus a soldier fighting to death or something. In the latter case there's still some hope, you never know what's gonna happen, you could win and pull it off somehow, something could happen. but in the former case that's just it, there isn't any chance, it's just a cold and calculating wait.
so for me I can just sort of keep going along or at least trying to and show up for exams and do as much studying and cramming as I can, and MAYBE it will work. whether it will or not is something I can't bare to think about right now anyway, and it would be counter productive. the only thing left is to scramble madly to the finish.
And so far, it almost seems to be working. In another class that I hadn't gone to in a while for the same pathetic ""depression"" (i.e. lazy and retarded reasons) I crammed a lot a few days before the exam and got an 86 somehow. and now the exams for the rest of my classes are coming up too.
Not unto us, O Lord, not unto us,
but to thy name give the glory.
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>>72905758
warm, soft
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Quick to come, slow to go
Many will spend their lives in search of me
No matter how much you spend, I can't be bought
The more you want me, the harder I am to get

What am I
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>>72905758
like toilet seats
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>>72905758
bag of sand
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>>72905780

this gal looks like she knows a thing or to about the acoustics inside a toilet
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>>72905756
they didn't lose
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Monarchy is the best form of governance
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>Monarchy is the best form of governance
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>have a paper to write due in 9 hours
>going to drop the class instead
name a more intelligent decision
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>creating jobs is not an american value
>climate warming change is
holy shit these faggots are disillusioned as fuck. praise kek for being woke
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>republicucks cannot handle the truth
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!!NEVADA-TAN ALERT!! !!NEVADA-TAN ALERT!!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/us/frederick-county-school-shooting-plot/

!!NEVADA-TAN ALERT!! !!NEVADA-TAN ALERT!!

>>72905617
You mind if I trivialize all those studies with computer softwares that do the work for me?
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Anyone here a germanboo?
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>>72905727
Trudeau
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>>72905855
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>>72905835
>all of their gdps are in usd
>even canada
hmmmm
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>>72905855
I like hitler and I can say a lot of things in german so yea
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>>72905855
>all the non-whites on the under 20 team
>even more on the under 18 team
RIP Europe
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>>72905803
only if it's not constitutional, otherwise that's retarded and self contradictory

>>72905817
how about THIS: it being TOO LATE to drop any courses and you've dug yourself such a big hole it causes random panic attacks thinking about it. NONE of my classes are going well, they are all SHIT. this is the BIGGEST BRAIN TIER.
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>>72905865
i like his shoes
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>>72905817
>get started right now
>stream of consciousness shit
>put a * or whatever next to places you want a citation
>when youre done go over it for spelling, input citations
>give it to prof
>collect your D/C
>????
>dont have to retake course, do better on other shit so it balances it out
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>>72905881
thursday is the last day to drop bud
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=97fFYsMbVvE
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>>72905896
not for me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaahhaahaha
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>>72905855

Literally the only good player on that pic is Kroos.
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>>72905893
i'm bad at performing stream of consciousness. and it's a pretty big research paper that i haven't done anything on, so dropping is litchurally the only solution unless i don't want to sleep today
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>>72905855
I grew out of that a long time ago.
Sadly, there are remnants of it in my Steam username. I know I can just edit in a new one, but the actual username stays the same.
Now I'm a RED BLOODED AMERICAN
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>>72905910

>neuer isnt good
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>>72905916
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>>72905910
lolololololololololol
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Im the best poster here.

Prove me wrong.

you cant.
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>>72905957
You gave me a (You) when I most needed it.
I am forever indebted to you.
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I am listening to tango while watching porn, my life is just a nonsense sketch from the mount python
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>>72905957
You get a fraction of the (you)'s you got at your peak. You are no longer numero uno.
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>>72905855
I used to be, but reality hit me. This country isn't terrible, but I think it goes down the shitter, which is sad cause it used to be good.
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I have anxiety levels bottled into every plane of oblivion buds, am I gonna have an outburst against my family next week?
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>>72905822
Bending over fotlr industries transitioning more and more to automation and finite resources for jobs over not making regulations that fuck up start-ups and new businesses is retarded.
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>>72905996
You should.
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>>72905957
*enters thread*
You're wrong.

I'm here.
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How do you plan on surviving the drumpfster fire that will destroy the US and all its surroundings buds?
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>>72905973

here, have another one.
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>>72906003
>fotlr
Goo awey Cee eye Ah, tek ur codes wit u
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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO
eyes

it's the only thing
that slowly stops the ache
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>>72906024
You're too kind. Too, too kind ;_;
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>>72905957
You are even more hated than I am.
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>there are people so autistic enough that they think sonic is better than mario
>they are posting here right now

dont like this feel guys.
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we built this city
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Why not have a glass of milk?
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sonic has always been the thinking child's platformer Tbh
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there has never been a good 3D(only) sonic game
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>>72905934
10/10 slag
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If Sonic was a Nintendo game it would be considered to be chibi robo levels of quality.

Dont fool yourselves.
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>there has never been a good 3D(only) sonic ga-
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>>72905995
you don't know what you're talking about

amazing beer
bavarian women
efficient workforce
world class soccer
angela fuckin merkel

What more can you ask for?
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>>72906049
Sonic is better than Mario though. I would rather stick my balls on a table and hit them with a 5lb then play either one though.
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>>72906092
Shadow th- oh
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>>72906121
>angela fuckin merkel
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>>72906119
when i was like 8 i played this game and i wanted to fuck amy the hedgehog
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>>72906119

6.5/10 at BEST
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>>72905801
the nature stays in balance
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>>72906139
not all of us are leftist retards
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>>72906119
>Literally has the line "we can win with the power of friendship and teamwork!"
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>>72905822
>pretending to create jobs which almost exclusively have nothing to do with your administration
>creating temporary jobs that are in no shortage for oil pipelines so they can cover some midwestern town in tar when there's eventually a leak
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>>72906142
I think it was the first video game I owned. I wanted to fuck Rouge the Bat.
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>sonic suc-
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>>72906192
what the fuck
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>>72906192
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I love playing Super Mario 3D world with my 10 year old cousin.

The problem is, she is too smart and she is asking why do i always play with Peach if im a guy.

What do i answer?
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>>72906192
>the world's most way past cool comic!
>marriage of princess sally
these are made for autistic adults, aren't they?
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>>72906238
[I am a faggot in Spanish]
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>>72906238
the truth [you want to fuck peach]
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>>72906242

No, they are made for autistic idiots like you who think clearly fake things are real.
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>>72906192
I honestly feel a fair share of comics, videoz, and fanfiction do him better justice than the official Sega stuff. Sonic's still a poorly aged character though, a kid friendly Duck Cuckem.
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How do I become a lukewarm left wing buds. I think that's the secret to becoming happy.

Just
>make a lot of money in a white collar profession
>pay lip service to things like islamophobia or female participation on corporate boards
>feel good about yourself for liking a facebook post here and there
and then
>live in an expensive gated community where your kids play street hockey with all your white neighbours' kids
>live in a liberal yuppie city which is experiencing good economic progress
>don't think about the death of the manufacturing sector and the blue collar worker
>don't think about things like the sub-replacement white fertility rate
>don't think about things like cultural enclaving and how muliculturalism is causing the increasing state of ethnic polarization
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>>72905580
FUCK YOU

DELET THIS

WE /playoffs/ THIS YEAR

LEAFS ARE ELITE
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>>72906174
>??? nice bait im gonna keep going with this cos why not
the jobs would be relevant to and impacted by any administration
>my administration
no my president
>pretending to create jobs
no I'm pretending to be a mime

>send the oil in trains boats and trucks
>multiple points of failure and leaking
>risk of crashing
nobody cares
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>>72906262
Yo soy un maricon
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>>72906121
>bavarian women
german women are shit in general, I'm not even meming
>angela merkel
she's just an opportunist (and backed by the car lobby, I'm sure)
>efficient workforce
But it comes with a price. People here are getting temporary contracts, are on time-work and such. Our infra structure becomes more shitty every year, a shit load of money is being spend on people that don't belong here
http://www.epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/keine-einigung-ueber-haushaltsueberschuss-2016-62-milliarden-euro-fliessen-in-fluechtlingsruecklage-a2048487.html
6.2 billion euros, that could be used for our people. I see old people searching for bottles, more homeless than ever before.
I don't think that this is justifiable.
The government wants more surveillance, less freedom of speech and such, which I can't accpet.
Again, there are places that are a lot worse, but it's not like all smiles and sunshine here.
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>>72906270
>>72906262

I pick Peach because she floats.

I just think is funny that she was implying that since i was a guy i couldnt pick a girl.

Is good to see the younger generations are growing up fine.
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*speaks in wall english*
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>>72906287
don't forget the hotdog barbeques and pizza parties
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>>72906287
>>72906276
>>72906238
>>72906297
>>72906303

kys
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>>72906319
you are in mexico

in america the newest generation doesn't know that only boys have penises
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>>72906303
If you object to those things then you have no right being a taiwan-boo since all those criticisms apply to chink island as well
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>>72906362
I'm not the feet guy. I couldn't care less about taiwan to be honest.
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>>72906387
are you a real german
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Why didn't you protect them? Now look at Russia!
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>>72906387
there's 2 germans all along? this makes so much more sense
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>>72906303

>german women are shit in general, I'm not even meming

you just want to keep all the qt's for yourself
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>>72906294
Wow, jobs are "relevant" to the adminstration. I think that's about the vaguest most bullshit excuse I've heard all year for giving Trump credit for something he wasn't responsible for. I sincerely congratulate you for your exceptional feats in delusion.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251cxou3yR4
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>>72906403
>Romanov dynasty
Dear God they fucking ruined with all the Czarist system, they are worst than the Bourbon family
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>>72906417
not really, you can have them if you want.

>>72906402
>>72906409
Yes, me, the Nevada autist and the chink lover, I think there are even more here. One used to love american architecture from the 50s and one that was looking for a job that has to do with leather, but they didn't post here for some time now.
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Sad!
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>>72906463
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am so fed up with everything senpaitachi
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>its another "roommates invite people over at midnight" episode
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>11:50
>midnight
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So I added a girl on Facebook this Sunday and she hasn't accepted my request yet... Is it safe to assume that she won't add me? I barely see her in person and we've only talked a few times, I asked her if I could add her to Facebook and she told me yes.

Feels really bad man...
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>2:50 am
>midnight
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pic related
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>>72906620
Maybe the invitation said to show up for midnight?
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>>72906613
have sex with their cat.

>>72906629
she may just not use it much mate.
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>>72906629
you'll be okay
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>>72906629
>another female thinks being nice means lying about giving a shit to protect his feelings
Classic
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Do CS homework or wank lads?
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why is everyone doing CS?
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>>72906679
Both at once
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>>72906679
get a gf to suck your dick while you do homework
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>>72906688

big bucks and coding is fun
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>coding is fun
ummm no sweetie
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A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are called that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP
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>>72906731

I dunno, I like it

its the computer architecture stuff thats a pain in the ass
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>>72906733
>Mexican comedy
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>>72906733

I dont get it
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>>72906733
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>>72906733
i like this

is it a copy pasta?
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>>72906733
commit suicide
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>>72906733
explain
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>>72906767

The implication is that bowling ball is retarded because a bowling ball fell into his head when he was a baby.

I Mean obviously a snowflake fell into snowflake head when he was born not a drop of water (my mistake)

>>72906789
No, is a joke i heard from a teacher in high school.

funnily enough his kid was born retarded.
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>>72906733
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_iJ28iXwo0
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>>72906767
Who used to chant "Lock her up"?
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>>72906823

but then why did he say lock her up?
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>funnily enough his kid was born retarded.
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>>72906837
because he's retarded
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>playing fallout nv
>beat old world blues
>objective: deactivate the fucking missile
>shoot a missile at the NCR and Cesar instead
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>>72906837

because trumptards are retards, dummy.
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>>72906859
good, anything that trys to build off california should be destroyed
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>>72906859
>NCR and Cesar
This was the best choice to maximize loot, good job.
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>because trumptards are retards, dummy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfDGSWx2KdY
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>>72906892

bit rude
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A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are called that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>good, anything that trys to build off california should be destroyed
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oh hey thats great

now they invited 3 more people

WHO NEEDS SLEEP, HAHA, EVERYONE WANTS TO STAY U ALL NIGHT
>>
>>72906907
>those funky chords
>that tasty tone
>sweet bass
>that melancholic slide solo
I fucking love Sambomaster. One of the few jap bands I still listen to regularly.
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>>72906941
>Mexican defending California
Gotta keep those primos safe eh?
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A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are called that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
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>>72907009
>he closed the time loop
>>
>>72906941
A mexican arrived to his new general, so instantly he went to post.

There, he met 3 (((kids))) whom he replied to all afternoon with, at the end of his wank, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>Mike Pence
>Jeb Bush
>ur mum

The mexican obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨fuck off faggot lurk moar and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts posting

-Mike Pence, why are called that

>10' HIGHER

-Really nice, and you Jeb Bush

>Slow and steady wins the race

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now ur mum

>*awooooooooooo*
>>
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are called that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>I am bowling ball
>>
Nobody wants to take a guess?

>>72905777
>>
>>72907031
honestly worse than a good chunk of [s4s]

captcha: serious otes
>>
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are called that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>CLACK MY ASS
>>
>>72907054
youth
>>
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are called that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>Traps are gay
>>
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>>72907009
oh i get it
>>
>>72907081
Good, up to the last line.

The answer was Love
>>
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A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are called that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post
>>
(You) don't deserve my (You)s
>>
>>72907120
Bottom middle girl remains the only black woman I have ever found attractive
>>
Should I get DSIII on my PS4?

just realized PC version doesnt matter since I use a controller anyway
>>
>>72907139
but anon they're white, that's just facepaint
>>
@72907120
>tonight
My mother is nocturnal.
>>
>>72907149
would suppose its more alive on pc, since most might've moved to bloodborne?
>>
>>72907113
giving the guys in between (you)s
>>72907132

>>72907149
no, video games are not fun
>>
>>72907169

its cheaper to get for console though
>>
>>72907149
no
>>
every thought; a thought of (You)s

no more thought i ought to do
>>
>>72907171

BotW was pretty fun
>>
>>72907176

how much cheaper? its 31 euros on g2a
>>
>>72907208
refuse to believe that, please send me the console and game so i can prove you wrong
>>
>>72907210

20 USD and it ships from my own state
>>
Aw shit I made a green text and copied it but deleted it with a screenshot
>>
>>72907228
unless you have pro, its worth it for the 60 fps
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>mfw there was someone LARPing as a light eyed mulatta in the last thread
>>
>>72907193
the constable's responstable
>>
>>72907238

FPS isnt that important for me, I played DS1 on a toaster at sub 20
>>
>>72907247
There is a half-breed retard who thinks he's special here, the LARP out of hand.
>>
>>72907291
im the half-breed retard, i was baited into thinking i'd found a potential mate
>>
BREAK MY BODY, HOLD MY BONES
>>
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>>72907310
>forgetting the creed
Dum dum half breed scum
>>
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>>72907348
im more cumskin than neger
>>
you spend about half of your life sleeping

i wonder what the optimal sleep pattern is to be awake the most through out life
>>
>he's not a government employee
Comfy
>>
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>>72907374
>about half
>8/24 hours
>>
someone please kill my roommates
>>
>he's not neet master race and sleeps 12hrs a day
>>
>>72907394
let me rephrase *I* sleep about half the day

~10-14 hours
>>
>>72907422
That is not good tbqh
>>
>>72907428
yeah well you know what they say, bud
>>
>>72907444
Oversleeping is correlated with headaches, general drowsiness and heart disease?
>>
>>72907506
yeah, that
>>
>>72907374
I read that when people can't see the sun and don't have a watch (like falling in a cave or something) that they adjust a 48 hour cycle instead of 24, and that they think they were in there for less time than they actually were.
>>
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T H I C C
>>
>>72907535
>48 hour cycle

you have given me a powerful idea, mayhaps i will stay up for 2 days at a time
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>>72907535
>he isn't in tune with his circadian rhythm
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how long until vimeo overtakes the dying meme that is youtube
>>
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Rate my desk buds
>>
>>72907594
Vimeo is over cinematic and can kys itself
I'd rather watch pewdiepie
>>
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sent the game to my home address instead of the school's by mistake
>>
>>72907659
Would shit on/10
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>>72907669
Been there friendo
What game?
>>
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>tfw no thicc speardane viking gf
>>
>>72907669
how much cheaper was it that you order it?
>>
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>5859b19e711f64423aa5e051.png
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*bogpills you*
>>
>>72907783

20 USD vs 31euros
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>>72907813

gimme a quick rundown on this meme
>>
>its been raining for over 24 hours now
ah yes, the classic PNW spring
>>
>>72907813
Lekker
>>
>>72907814
what does this mean? Did you just change the cost to euros for fun?
>>
>>72907838
Not a meme, you dip
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>>72907882
Read the thread, i said the game is 31€ on g2a
>>
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just sharted
>>
Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your Open up your
>>
>>72907921
were you in the mart?
>>
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>>72907938
no
>>
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>this is unironically a rare pepe and I have no regrets devaluing it
>>
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>>72905580
>>
>>72907908
i assumed he compared a copy from something like gamestop that he could drive to tomorrow verses something he could order online. and wait a week
>>
>>72907882

the cheapest I can find it is g2a, which is selling it in euros

Im too lazy to convert
>>
I hate it when I drop my shield in my toothpaste
>>
>>72908017
Its pretty much one to one ratio now
>>
>1000 soldiers were moved into my city to help police prevent crime
>250 to protect farmers
>Traffic and utility phone cameras will be installed everywhere starting in industrial zones
>Another helicopter for recon so my city has a total of 3 now

I wonder if we will still stay in the top 50 most dangerous cities in the world now.
Were not even a big city and we are 50th place.
>>
>>72908017
every website has it going for $30
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Dark-Souls-III-PS4/45923155
>>
>>72908076
Utility pole*
>>
>>72908090

I used Ebay
>>
http://m.viarail.ca/en/150-pass

Really cheap train discount in July if anyone ever wanted to see Canada

If you are between the ages of 12-25 (26+ if you have isic card which is like proof you go to uni)
>>
>>72908137

t. Canadian Bureau of Tourism
>>
>>72906733
Kys
>>
>>72908186
Im white so government jobs are out of the question

Just thought I'd share with Canada bros
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvxFOQqLzw4
>>
>70% of public sector positions in canada are filled by women
Really makes me think about equality.
>>
>hungry but too tired to get up
>>
Just fapped
>>
>>72908234
im most likely gonna buy the pass to visit vancouver
>>
RIP /cum/
>>
Bad and Bourgeoisie,
Slurpin cum up like a normie,
Umaru is bad and ruthless,
Anime made me go toothless
>>
the inner part of my gum has been hurting like a bitch, so Ive been massaging it with a toothbrush the last few days

but I went to do it tonight and just grazing it gently felt like a razor blade was cutting through it
>>
>>72909009
>>72909046
This you? Stop eating cum
>>
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It hurts
>>
>>72909115
I wish I could beat her and then take her apart
>>
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>>72909200
Showed that pic to some of my classmates yesterday

They all said the girl is stunning

Now if only I had a name for pic related
>>
>>72909284
Gross dyed to hell hair and pancake areola
>>
nxnxnssnshsjsns
>>
u
>>
s
>>
a
>>
>fringe left friend is having a teenage girl meltdown on facebook because people disagree with him
why do people even use that site to blogpost? it's a public record of them embarrassing themselves
>>
>tfw you get btfo'd in an argument on omegle
>>
>>72910740
how
>>
c
>>
a
>>
n
>>
à
>>
d
>>
o
>>
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We did it reddit
>>
>>72911124
i helped
>>
>>72910828
it was actually a bit strange the conversation was going along and I made some quip about islam they got butthurt about and then I said it was just banter and said I wish far right western politicians looked at islam as an ally rather than enemy, and she called me anti-western because to be western is to be progressive or something, and I said no because during the islamic golden age they almost approached the equivalent of the french enlightenment 500 years later (people like al-ma'arri); and enlightenment thought/ideals were not intrinsic to being western, it was just the result of the natural rise and fall of civilizations that the enlightenment happened in the west. and then she asked if I was saying all cultures are equal and I said essentially yes, and then she actually disagreed with me and called islamic culture barbaric and stone age, which I was suprised about since she got butthurt about my joke in the beginning of the conversation, she said "if you think girls clits should be cut off you're a piece of shit blah blah" and I said she was looking at superficial shit. and then she said I hated progress and how we're at a more peaceful time than ever right now etc, and I said many times in history someone would be able to say that, the "upwards" trend doesn't mean anything, and she said I just think history is cyclical and I said yeah, then she basically said that because the IS a trend, call it "upwards", call it "progress", call it whatever, the fact that change does exist means it's not totally cyclical. so I said there was a similar period of optimism in 19th century where people were talking about utopia and how technology could be used to improve the human condition and how everyone was so excited about progress but progress actually just meant progress for essentially whites and essentially upper class (funny me saying that as an anti-leftist). and then I said they were wrong, because the only thing that tech was used for was the world wars
>>
>>72911184
but the spot I gave up at was where she said "it'll be proven that history isn't cyclical if there's no war or anything in the next 20 years or so" and I said there will be a war because I can feel it in me bones and she said I didn't have an argument and I agreed and then disconnected
>>
>>72905866
Lmao what are you hmming about, how conversion works?
>>
>>72911184
>>72911207
so
>she gets mad at you for making fun of islam
>gets mad when you say cultures are equal because islamic cultures are barbaric
>you start defending barbaric stuff in islam and babble about technology and war for a bit
>conversation trails further off into the sun and the convo ends
>>
>>72906287
The death of manufacturing and blue collar work is literally not something you can avoid.

You can work really fucking hard and spend fuckloads of money to delay it, but you can't fucking avoid it. Automation has been taking it over and we'll continue to do so at an ever increasing pace, and it is completely misguided to think that the answer to that comes from spending, subsidisation and tax incentives.

Automation is not a fad that we just have to band together against and tough out. It has been the reality we have lived in for decades now, and no amount of shutting our eyes and putting our fingers in our ears is going to save the jobs our grandfathers or even our fathers had.
>>
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Guys Im having troubles to find something. Back some months some canada guy told me that Oil platforms in your country need workers and Im willing to do it. Now I cant find that damn page.
I swear Im white guys, also I will only speak english, please let me join your 50% chink country to help you all.
>>
>>72911207
>I said there will be a war because I can feel it in me bones
>Upset she believes i have no argument
>HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEEEEDS
>>
>>72911587
Our oil industry crashed around a year ago. You were lied to.
>>
M
>>
>>>/wsg/1615294
>>
(thanks Canada)
M
>>
E
>>
>>>/wsg/1615671
(you're welcome)
>>
Ok I give up

Once again, Canada fucking things up
>>
today i helped 2 (two) people
>>
*sues you*
>>
>>72912536
>>72912688
Everyone's seen these already sperg
>>
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>>72911587
US oil is booming

we will crush those arabs
>>
Looks like I'm going to have to make the decision to put my dog of 14 years down soon. She looks to be in pain and can't walk properly anymore.
Hold me /cum/
>>
>>72913514
it's for the best, anon. i'm sure she lived a good life.
>>
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>>72913514
I just woke up from an awful dream.
,I'll hold you.
>>
>>72913392
Oh my
>>
>>72905642
His motives were false flag based
>>
310
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>>72905957
you're wrong
because I'M here
>>
>>72914776
>>72914776
>>72914776

new dead
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