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Post military cuties edition
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new quid edition
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FUCK DRUMPF
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business idea: get rid of the concept of "swearing"
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reminder eating meat is degenerate, immoral and for the weak willed
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>>72869509
Why?
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> oh nooo don't hurt the fluffy aminals ;( they're so cuteeeeee how could you eat themmm
t. Vegetarian philosophers
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*compliments you*
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*posts that brit army officer who became transgender*
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People are retarded desu
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gonna scalp some nazis
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>>72869547
fake news
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>>72869528
swear words are only widely used because they're swear words
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>>72869542
*responds cynically to praise*

what's your angle buster?
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>>72869547
hahahah, get £50 in pound coins for £4, fecking idiot
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>>72869560
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_odkw=&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR11.TRC1.A0.H0.Xnew+£1+coin.TRS0&_nkw=new+£1+coin&_sacat=0
source
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>>72869464
Praying for you <3
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>>72869510
not an argument.
these so-called "men" have never killed an animal with their bare hands.
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could one of you vocaroo saying vitamins and garage?
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>>72869586
why would i want to?
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>>72869592
vit
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mins

gah
ridge
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LOVE HER
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Got a new pound from co-op this morning. what's it worth lads?
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garbage
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>>72869604
Don't think you should eat something you're not prepared to kill. It's hypocritical.
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>>72869604
muh tribalism
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>>72869626
about £1
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I have to make youtube not think I'm an alt right git
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>>72869592
garage? well la dee da mr french man.
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>>72869626
about 3.50
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>>72869626
£1
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>>72869622
WONT be replying to this poster
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>Alexander Blackman's lawyers are called Goldberg and Israel

oy vey
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r8
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>>72869335
Because men and women are not the same

Biologically, psychologically and socially women have sexual power in they can choose the best partner, they have limited amounts of eggs so are driven to choose only the best. If she's promiscuous, she doesn't value sexuality, she doesn't value reproduction or the stability of monogamy. Surveys show the more promiscuous a woman is, the less stable her relationships become as she's never satisfied.

Men are driven to approach every woman they're attracted to. It's in our codes to want to spread our seed as much as possible, to show we're more suitable than sexual rivals. Sperm isn't limited like ovums well. Of course, casual sex in men isn't that great either, but it makes more sense than it does for women because a man can develop experience so he can provide sexually for the woman he settles down with.
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>>72869661
fuck off
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masturb8
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>>72869637
if my survival depended on it then i would.
think i prefer an efficient and painless bolt to the head performed by experienced professionals rather than a clumsy and panicked throat slitting by myself 2bh.
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>>72869681
whoops forgot the image haha :D
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>Biologically, psychologically and socially women have sexual power in they can choose the best partner, they have limited amounts of eggs so are driven to choose only the best. If she's promiscuous, she doesn't value sexuality, she doesn't value reproduction or the stability of monogamy. Surveys show the more promiscuous a woman is, the less stable her relationships become as she's never satisfied.

>Men are driven to approach every woman they're attracted to. It's in our codes to want to spread our seed as much as possible, to show we're more suitable than sexual rivals. Sperm isn't limited like ovums well. Of course, casual sex in men isn't that great either, but it makes more sense than it does for women because a man can develop experience so he can provide sexually for the woman he settles down with.
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>>72869689
I'm not going to hatpost this but I'm just going to let you know that I think you're a pretentious arse
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>>72869689
takes two to tango
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>>72869545
that was me
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takes one to twingo
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>>72869689
All of this makes sense lad but don't go spreading it
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dont kid yourselves losers. no one wants a worn out whore with a hallway vag thats received a mile of dick. if you claim to be ok with that then you're a beta.
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takes two to sex
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Totally gonna read all these long posts debating shit
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takes 53 to brango
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>>72869700
Well, yes, but my point is that you have some humanity considering you don't really need to eat animals to live a happy and long life.
Think we've come past that.

There's no excuse man would eat animals when resources are abundant. Horrible lives are lived by those animals and if we think we are really above them, we should not be doing this.
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>dont kid yourselves losers. no one wants a worn out whore with a hallway vag thats received a mile of dick. if you claim to be ok with that then you're a beta.
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>>72869737
The Facebook Political Memes page is great craic because it's run by a Tory
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>>72869474
NEED to impregnate a israeli military gf
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>sissy brit boys
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>>72869737
i got banned from the_donald for saying I liked marggie thatcher to an irish mod and saying she did nothing wrong to ireland
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not wanked to straight porn in ages
starting to feel a bit gay
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>>72869823
physically but not consensually
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takes hotel to trivago
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>>72869850
sissy brit boy reporting
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>>72869500
>two colours on one coin
disgusting
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>>72869819
ok kid
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>>72869878
post boipuccy
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>>72869847
fickr
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>>72869844
im not a runt who cares about politics outside of election week so i doubt id like it
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>>72869689
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>>72869897
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don't believe in the non-absolute concept of swearing
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>>72869897
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>>72869837
i just wish scientists would perfect lab grown meat. if they can make it seem like the real thing (or actually grow the real thing without the cruelty of oppressing an intelligent animal) then i would be all over that.
atm i just try and buy high-welface meat whenever possible and dont buy shit-tier incredibly cruelly sourced meat like halal shite.
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>>72869897
note: poochie died on his way back to his home planet
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>>72869922
animal sex is always so harsh
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>>72869929
desperately want to put my willy in that
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/28/opinion/why-brexit-is-best-for-britain-the-left-wing-case.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-right-region&region=opinion-c-col-right-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region&_r=1
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>>72869922
cute
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I LOGGON to /brit/ to catch up with the SO-CAWLED 'LADS' and IMAJUN MOI SHOCK when it's NO-THING BUUT people POWSTING about DOING A POO
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>>72869947
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Pickled some courgettes in thin slices this morning lads

Really delicious actually. If you've never pickled anything before give it a try, it's extremely easy
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>>72869961
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
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>>72869961
hey there little lady xoxo
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>>72869979
fuck off mum
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>>72869929
looks like taytay and caitlyn jenner had a daughter
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>>72869979
So is your mum
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>>72869979
your mums nasty snatch pickled my willy
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>>72868783
Isn't that a lot of people on here? But yes, I am one of them
>>72868806
Why would she approach me then? Why would she sit next to me and always look happy when I'm talking? Nonce
>>72868860
I'm not a virgin, I can just be pretty awkward. I'm seeing her again tonight.

What should I do?
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>>72869961
Tesco.

>>72869982
Rewe.
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>>72869986
Hnng
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>>72869986
oh my christ
mummy I've been bad
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>>72869998
>I'm not a virgin
>What should I do?
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>fickr

what did he mean by this
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>>72870005
Aldi
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>>72869986
what this done by a site or a person?
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>>72870030
fickle i rec
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>>72870030
Photography site owned by Yahoo I think
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>>72870018
its okay sweetie tell mummy what you did xoxo
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>>72870066
thats flickr
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seems like the only place to get a new pound is the post office and i've got NO reason to go there
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making fun of pjw's accent is not an argument
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>>72870121
isnt getting a new pound the reason to go there?
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>>72870096
read the filename retard
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>>72870128
yes it is
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its strange to think that something so casual for people my age is also completely alien to me
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>>72870090
name of qt on the left?
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>>72869931
It's not even an issue after a couple of weeks if you have your mind set to it. Quit meat in an afternoon. I'm not saying you should, but I'm saying it's easy. Try a veggie day, you'll realise you don't need it. My mum always said for each meal "oh you should have some meat with that", that's really wasteful. Meat was a luxury for the older generations, that's why they value it so much. But when you're eating the equivalent of 200 chickens a year, it feels a bit off-putting.
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>>72870024
I'm not a virgin but I'm still learning.
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>he doesn't live in failsworth

laughing at you
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>>72870137
what filename
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>>72870185
fuck off idiot
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>>72870179
what are so many british places named after ham
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>>72870211
because ham is delicious
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>>72870207
you're the retard, they weren't talking about the filename they were talking about

>>72869899
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>>72870211
http://www.primaryhomeworkhelp.co.uk/saxons/placenames.htm
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>>72870128
it is a legitimate form of protest though
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>>72870211
The suffix 'ham' could be derived from one of two words, 'Ham', the Saxon word meaning 'settlement', or 'hamm', meaning 'water meadow'. A 'ham' can also be a geographical feature roughly corresponding to a peninsula surrounded on three sides, usually by marsh.
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>>72870211
got bare family back at yard but your great grandad was the man who put ham in birmin if you a rasta thats concernin
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test
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>>72870229
god you are so stupid
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>>72870244
>when the prow-test is legitimate
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>>72870238
>>72870251
didn't realise it at the time but i don't actually care
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>>>/wsg/1613226
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>>72870262
you failed
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>>72870211
ham>hamlet>village

Lots of once villages named x-ham became large cities and towns.
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>>72870266
Can't imagine being this ignorunt
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>shitting feels better than cumming

I've lost all hope
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>>72870277
don't really care for dogs but im still happy that didn't go wrong
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what's this about poo in coke?
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>>72870317
'eed
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Ah yes, Rio Ferdinand cashing in on his wife's death. Stay classy.
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>>72870323
it was the IRA
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Every new pound coin contains an RFID chip used to track all of us. I seriously hope you guys aren't excited to carry them on your person.
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>>72870317
You saying the dog would have lost?

No way. Especially not with the other dogs help. That rodent would have been fucked up.
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Postwar Prime Ministers, ranked:

1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Clement Attlee
3. Harold Wilson
4. Winston Churchill
5. Harold Macmillan
6. Tony Blair
7. John Major
8. Ted Heath
9. Theresa May
10. Alec Douglas-Home
11. David Cameron
12. James Callaghan
13. Gordon Brown
14. Anthony Eden
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dont care
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feel sorry for rio ferdinand desu
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>>72870350
How FUCKING dare you
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>>72870396
nope
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>>72870396
yeg
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>>72870397
Fuck off, Rio.
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>>72870367
>blair
>not at the bottom

fuck off tony cunt
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What is this thread for?
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>>72870396
maybe
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>>72870367
Without the Iraq war Blair would unironically be the most beloved Prime Minister since Churchill, bet he feels like a right cunt haha
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always forget one of the auscunts here is a mudslime
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>>72870396
maybe
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>>72868676
I literally wrap the top half of my willy in a little shroud of toilet paper after peeing then tuck it back into my boxers all wrapped up. Only way to stop the inevitable drips wetting the inside of my boxers. Literally like a nappy for my willy.
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>>>/wsg/1612748
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>>72870367
The coalition goverment was actually alright
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>>72870455
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Getting a new contract in a new pay band lads.

Haven't talked details yet but the pay band starts at £59,000 wahey. Currently making £44,800 so even that's a big step up.
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>>72870396
go on then la
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>>72870466
WALES SPOTTED

Can't believe I'm gunna be home in under 3 months I'm so excited
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>>72870455
stop drinking caffeine
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>>72870466
>the daily runt
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>>72870502
What do you do?
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>>72870466
>buying newspapers

alright grandad
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>>72870466
> welsh milk with a dragon on it and stuff
fascinating
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>>72870466
you need to cut down on your caffeine intake mate
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>>72870534
since we all love mums
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>I love british guys!They are so handsome dress so nice and have such a cute accent!
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*puts down the telegraph*

hmmm..

*picks up the economist*
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>>72870466
>daily mail
>all that caffeine
>coke zero

third eye status: clamped shut
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>>72870502
nice one lad

recently copped a pay rise myself from £16.75k to over £17k. Moving up in the ol' call centre world.
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>>72870466
>he cant make a carbonara sauce himself
lol retard
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>>72870479
It was literally /brit/'s government

Rorkes and Radical Centrists
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>>72870558
scousers are irish
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>>72870558
>greece
forgot it existed desu
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>>72870558
those lads are irish
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>>72870522
HPC back-end stuff.

First "team leader" position.

If it wasn't for the fact I'm being assigned to a doomed project halfway into its lifetime (and 0% done) with the expectation of turning it around I'd be fully jubilant.
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Ireland > England
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http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-janet-layug-s-nipple-4qge8lu/answers/new.html
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feeling ire
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>>72870606
Good post
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Ireland more like irerunt lmao
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Hmm
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>>72870642
Was written by a daft woman though
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was senna white?
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why didn't he just say runtland
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ahaahahaha

top comedy so fucking smart
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Want to have a passionate love affair with a mexican maid
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pooing... out me... AAARRRRSSEEEE
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>>72870687
no
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*spills coffee*

thanks, brexit
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business idea: leave the EU on a wave of misguided nationalism, fail spectacularly as you realise the world is a big scary place, crawl back and get fisted with a new deal
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>>72870726
where else have you pooed from in the past?
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Cheeky little pot of gook noodles for lunch lads
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>>72870726
Me too
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>>72870701
did you just assume their gender?
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Human beings need to carry out a child for 9 months, then 5 years for it to fully form its brain. Mental.
Nature provides I guess. Because we want to be smart, we need to develop for 5 years and if not protected, we'd die in an instant.
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>>72870731
reddit
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>>72870687
In Brazil and South America he is white, but in Anglo land he is not. These are white Brazilians.
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>>72870661
mmmm
>>72870726
huhmmmm
>>72870731
hmmmmmmmmmm
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>>72870731
Oh look its the nigger loving cuck that posts interacial pre-rape couples all day
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>>72870726
>brother is in the bathroom and I'm about to shit myself
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>>72870777
OBSESSED with the thought of black cocks arent you mate
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>>72870701
Sarah Vine?
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>>72870779
>he doesn't have multiple bathrooms in his house

I forget that I share /brit/ with the working class sometimes
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>>72870792
Nothing wrong with enjoying black cocks
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>all white

oh yes I'm sure this lot will be looking out for the roadmen yes definitely not just corporate interests hmm
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>>72870792
knew it was you
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Today's your last day to get a fresh-off-the-boat qt Polish gf lads
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I have the intelligence and personality of a gifted 10 year old

Someone please post a retarded pepe for me
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>>72870820
hello nigger
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got 4 bathrooms in my house, 3 with showers
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>>72870820
Why isn't it 50/50 men and women? A bit fascist if you ask me.
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>>72870820
>the people negotiating for european countries are european

im shocked
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>>72870842
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>>72870820
roadmen are subhuman tbqh
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>>72870766
Nice meme
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>>72870852
We've got 100s of bathrooms in our house
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>>72870820
wonder if they'll be able to get J Hus his european tour when he inevitably gets big in the mainstream next year
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I have a permanent residence certificate and the Life in the UK test, but no citizenship cause I can't afford £1000+ cause I'm a neet (no benefits ever claimed, just from the parents).
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@ 72870893
don't care
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>>72870795
Yeah, we could afford a big house now but there's no point since we're all adults and the mortgage was fixed before the recession so it's cheap as chips
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>>72870914
:(
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Does it give you a sense of fulfillment to brag about how many bathrooms you *have* in your house?
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>>72870936
yes
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>>72870936
all the better to do more poos in my dear
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>>72870936
its current year, who doesnt have more than one shithouse in their house
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there isn't a single UK weatherwoman I would not shag

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1490699386208.jpg
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I'm confused- is it Michel Barnier or Guy Verhofstadt that's the main EU negotiator?
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>>72870951
JCB socks, i get a pack every Christmas
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@ 72870936
settle down povvo, don't get too jealous that not everyone uses a bucket in their back garden
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>>72870943
Why?
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>>72870971
even the one with a missing arm?
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gf has mild OCD and it's really annoying

can't imagine what having proper full blown OCD would be like
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>>72870985
what gets her going
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>british police

ahahahahahahaha


https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490252200577.webm
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>>72870983
convenience
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>>72870985
full ocd is very disabling
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>>72870964
I'm just jealous because we only have 3 and two with showers
t.inner city london house
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>>72870985
Sounds cute
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Did a cheeky modern art lads. Bidding price starts at $100,000
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Really like Spotify's "This Is:" playlists, they're helpful for getting into new bands
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>>72871021
ah yes

the angles

yes the lines


oh yes the brush strokes

hmmm

yes indeed

marvelous

wonderful

bravo yes bravo
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>>72871006
What I meant is, why does it give you a sense of fulfillment? Why do you feel the need to brag about something so trivial?
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Going to be SLASHING through the red tape in the next few years lads
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>>72871021
el tayc ehr fuhr whan hunra ahn fihf thouse dolha
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>>72869876
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>>72871059
It's a sign of wealth, but you shouldn't discuss money desu
t. Not that anon
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>>72871056
shan't be reading this post but shall reply
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Keep wanking out of boredom
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>>72871086
>Mistery
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>>72871122
states rights, slavery is just a meme
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>>72871001
Her room always has to be tidy and "just so" before she can concentrate on anything else.

She often gets urges to organise and clean things which give her anxiety until she succumbs to them or they eventually go away.

If I use certain things while I'm over at hers I have to put them back exactly in the right place or she'll come along and do it.

Taps have to be set back exactly to the middle position when you're done using them.
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why are men uneducated?
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>>72871184
not i
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Am i gonna make it lads?
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new jacket, how do I look?
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>>72871208
/fa/ says you're a 'twonger'
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>>72871184
No wonder our HDI is always so shit.
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>>72871184
women have to get pieces of paper to prove they're literate whereas we just get on with it
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>>72871244
ill
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Fucking hell, the Guardian is NOT happy about this Legs-it thing. They're utterly fuming. Blown their gasket. Their nut has well and truly been done in.
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>Boys found dead near cliffs were 'having a laugh' when they fell

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/28/boys-dead-saltburn-cliffs-harry-watson-alex-yeoman-teesside?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

The absolute mad men
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>>72871244
How would that kill the mood?
>>
Is Romania the Scottish Powerhouse?
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>>72871059
number of bathrooms in your house is certainly not trivial
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>>72871100
thanks babe
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>>72871206
From personal experience, face and style matters more than body for men.
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>>72871206
nice figure
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>>72871288
My mates have done some really stupid shit on cliffs near where I live and I get worried every time that it'll fuck my career up if i have to be a witness to a retarded drunken accidental death

dumb cunts dont even think of the real victims if they fell
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just pulled a pube out from under my 4skin lads what a feeling
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>>72871339
Yeah mate your career is the real victim
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Blue Peter
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valium o'clock methinks
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>>72871288
>they both slipped and fell
seems more than a bit sus to me
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>>72871391
>that schnoz
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>>72871405
giz one
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>>72871378
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Just got this from ol' reddit
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Am i gonna make it lads?
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>>72871460
give them to the footballers
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>>72871454
What is wrong with the world?
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>>72870889
favelito detected
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>>72871461
trap?
>>
>>72871461
depends on your age
>>
had a half day at work so this is the first time I've experienced weekday daytime /brit/ in a very long time

must say it's fucking shite
>>
>>72871461

Tranny mode yeah
>>
eating pickled courgette
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>>72871520
so instead of improving it you're going to complain about it. bet you vote labour dont you
>>
>>72871461
Make it onto my dick you mean?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP88rsuQ0K0

having a listen
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eating picked snotgettes
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>>72871523
lovely idea pal
>>
>>72871457
was it well received?
>>
>>72871572
Literal woman
>>
>>72871572
child
>>
>>72871572
it's nice to get drunk casually with friends or not
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>>72871572
bent cunt
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>>72871206
Would.
>>72871461
Would.
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why am I always tired
>>
>>72871581
VERY many upvotes
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>>72871593
>>72871595
>>72871605
ah, you're attacking my masculinity
that's why people drink putrid shit, to be 'manly'
I pity you
>>
caught a magikarp today on pokemon go, not long until I get a gyarados
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>>72871595
>>72871593
>YOU HAVE TO BE A MANLY MAN AND ENJOY THE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES I LIKE!!
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still find baneposting fucking hilarious
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>>72871655
>>72871655
>>72871655
>>72871655
>>
>>72871572
you get used to it and end up enjoying the taste
>>
Chocolate Bailey's with Iced Coffee Big M is the only alcoholic beverage I've enjoyed
>>
>>72871645
I love it

>>72871648
no, your maturity since most alcoholic beverages are acquired tastes
>>
>>72871645
>>72871648
>>72871650
State of you benders
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>>72871645
NEVER SAID I LIKED THE TASTE, PAL
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>>72869961
Doing a poo actually
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>>72869474
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>>72870568
Grim
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