leaf edition
/deutsch/
>>72859312
Please no. Also brits are asleep
Canada is spoke around which all /brit/ turns
/dresden/
sic 'em janny
Need a complete reset on life desu
Switched over to the pipe. Recommend you do the same.
A thinking man's smoke.
>when your country has blasphemy laws in 2017
gonna give the old 'ass effect a replay
Haven't played it in 10 years
off the chon now night luds
>Switched over to the pipe. Recommend you do the same.
>A thinking man's smoke.
>>72859404
that's odd, considering it came out LESS THAN 10 YEARS AGO
can't fool me
>>72859388
Do it again bomber Harris
>>72859399
fake news.
>>72859430
rasheed
>>72859399
don't get why lefties love Islam over the various other wog faiths
they even hate Buddhists now that Buddhists are fighting Islam and the Dali Lama spoke against it.
This early /brit/ is a travesty
canada is reddit: the country
>>72859422
only a few months less
that's still a really long time
>>72859443
Buddhists are violent filth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZd0FueiLRI
>>72859464
alri
mass effect 2 is leaps and bounds better btw
Everyone make sure not to reply to this post
>>72859452
>>72859469
>oh this looks like an interesting video
>sargons voice
>immediately close the video
>>72859455
is that why we're the best?
hmmm >>72859534
>I'm Canadian
>2017
>Being canadian
wrong thread lads
>>72859879
>>72859879
>>72859879
>>72859879
>>72859922
fuck off thread splitting retard nobody cares about your bruised ego
canadians are cucks
have ptsd about jumpscares after i saw my first screamer on the internet when i was 11
in here lads
>>72859879 →
>>72859455
Is he really canadian?
>>72859933
When were you first medically diagnosed with PTSD?
Now that we're all here, I feel would should discuss this totally uncalled for ganging up on Canada. *puffs pipe annoyedly*
>>72859948
hello newfaggot
over here m8s >>72859879
literally no brits in this thread anymore
>>72859879 →
>>72859879 →
>>72859879 →
in here
in here boys
>>72859879
>>72859879
>>72859879
>>72859954
*doesn't say anything*
i've given you the response you deserve
hm yes
thread splitting
what a fantastic gimmick
ahh no pirates are fighting each other again
>wahhhhhh wahhhhhh i made a thread and nobody used it wahhh
>my ego is so fragile if you don't use MY thread I'll throw a hissy fit wahhhhh
>>72859879 (OP) (OP) (OP) →
>>72859879 (OP) (OP) (OP) →
>>72859879 (OP) (OP) (OP) →
>>72859879 (OP) (OP) (OP) →
>thread wars
so fucking stupid. just pure autism.
>>72860087
41 replies vs 47 replies
The bred cupboard is full of ants ahaha
>>72860133
>>72860058
get fucked you said cunt
still wouldn't
>>72861843
left one is cuter
strange
>ywn marry Kate Beckinsale
this thread just can't catch a break, can it?
hi
how's /gf2017/ goin lads?
>>72859443
it's easy to pick on islam for being backwards
so it's easy to defend it in earshot of others
>>72859904
>>72859624
p-pls no bully
dumb frogposter
>>72863361
iktf I want to nuzzle into her cute scars
We're still in here lads
>>72858236
sister has dyed her hair platinum blonde and wears red-tinted sunglasses
told her she looks like jimmy savile
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0gRc2c2wQ
>>72863406
how many brit threads have you silly people not finnish
>>72863411
pics
having a cry
>be university student
>take history course this semester to complete non-degree related subject requirments
>each week we have "class facilitation"
>split into groups and each week a different person runs the group discussion
>10/10 redhead in the group that I want to do unspeakable things to
>her turn to run the discussion
>topic is slavery in the americas and morocco and making comparisons between the two
>don't say much throughout the discussion because i didnt do the required reading in true australian fashion
>she concludes with the question "why is it you think we hear so much about slavery in america and never when it comes morocco?"
>everyone shrugs shoulders and is generally disinterested
>"come on guys, don't you find it odd? Don't you think there is some kind of explanation?"
>something about the way she said explanation, makes me imagine (((explanation)))
>maximum shitposting overdrive
>instantly assume she browses /pol/
>s...sieg h...h...heil
>blurt out "jews trying to fuel white guilt"
>shocked and appalled faces
>realize i just revealed my 1488 powerlevel to an arts class in sydney
>she says "...uh... i was more referring to our americocentric culture?"
>very briskly pack up my things and bolt
>realize i can never go back
Fucking stupid kikes
morning lads
the green letters
done with the new dark souls 3 dlc for tonight, now time to get cheeky
Why do I feel guilty ever time i jack off? I'm not even fapping to questionable stuff, but I feel gross and weird every time after I cum, yet when I try and stop jacking off my dick feels like it needs to cum so I have to tug it.
>>72863434
not going to read this
also, fuck off arrogant student
is this the fucking thread or isn't it?
>>72863434
hope this is true
Have a test in an hour HAVEN'T REVISED
Kill me
If Kate Beckinsale was my wife I would treat her like the goddess she is, I promise.
The new depeche mode album is 10/10, thank you /brit/
post toot
>>72863446
fuck off imposter, you're not beto
>270 kph winds in Australia
brain literally cannot process winds that strong. The strongest wind I've felt was 70 mph
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YPGrXKcM3J
>>72863499
she's heard it all before
>tfw one to kiss my scars
>>72863518
Wanna speak portuguese mate?
British accents are unbearable if I'm being quite honest with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpLAzAZXi2A
>>72863543
Nah man, like nah dude
Would you date her?
>>72863515
just saw a thing on the news about it. the reporter said everywhere's deserted except for a car park that has a few lads on skateboards playing in the wind. quite like the idea of standing on a skateboard and having a 270kph wind pushing you along desu
i am speaking brazilian:
UHH AHHH UHH AHHH :bananas:
>>72863556
I don't think you're being vqhwm
accidentally let the license inspection man into me house on accident lads, what do
>>72863561
>date
FOY
>>72863571
What else? Delet him
hahahaha very funny coming from a fucking mexican, los zetas will rape and skullfuck your hole family your cunt fucker
what else?
you need to post it
>>72863571
the first thing to do is learn that 'on accident' doesn't mean anything and makes you sound like a complete fucking spastic. you mean 'by accident' you fat mong.
>>72863571
>the license inspection
do you also need TV license to watch TV
>>72863569
Você tem certeza cara, tipo realmente certeza que não quer falar português, sério mesmo? Caso mude de idéia só avisa amigão
WHY the FUCK does PAUL. JOSEPH. WATSON. talk like THIS
EHHEHE he is speaking monkey
Will you come to my fencing match anon?
>>72863434
>>72863461
i gave it a second thought and read it and i'm glad i did
godspeed you beautiful rorke
>>72863634
that's a nice picture of her
>>72863634
I'd let her peg me with her stumps desu senpai
>>72863605
sorry, i must of forgot too spell check it lol
>>72863616
Can't read portuguese but does that basically mean I should speak it?
'Cause y'know I'm not portuguese
>tfw you don't insult people for using the wrong prepositions on the internet
life isn't too bad right now desu
anyone here put neem oil on their acne?
Penis inspection day today. Yippee!!!
post it !!!!
i speak a shitskin poor version of spanish this is so funny i can not even speak my mother tongue without ruin all the sentence with my shitty accent and wrong spelling because the indigenous cucked my language
>>72863682
okay
OOOOOOOOOKAY! I'M RE-LOADING!
>>72863661
Yes, well done bon ami
monkeys
>>72863616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kofMbnSs2e
indigenous cunts
off to work lads
Post your results lads
>>72863773
10/10 :^)
>>72863772
ill be here for when you get back x
>>72863773
oops
Post your results lads
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>72863758
no, solamente portugués y ingles
>>72863789
dumb pirate frogposters
>>72863789
wow
no wonder i'm 23 and never had a relaionship
Are these even accurate
>>72863864
>low dependancy
>clearly a neet living off the goverment dependant on gibs
nah they're obviously shit
>>72863876
grew up in a home actually
Morning lads
Plans for the day?
>queensland
howling. shit state shit weather
Not that bad i guess
>>72863382
Exactly, they're just being contrarian.
People are justifiably picking on Islam and liberal morality is black and white.
>>72863920
Sleeping as soon as possible (i`ts 3:21 here), for tomorrow read at least on chapter of a Bauman`s book and wash my clothes
the monkey doesn't know how to do screenshots
>Brazil in charge of taking screenshots.
>>72863943
>a narcissistic brazilian
even thai chicANO who fucks boys mocks of you haaha!
poor Mexican refuge don`t own a brand new Mac and is lost with the commands
>>72863789
>>72863984
How do you say "banter" in Spanish?
>>72863981
At least i`m not dependable of other people.
>>72864004
Holly moly you are kind of a fucked up person
>>72864007
el bantero
>>72864028
oh yeah
>>72864027
Send help
>>72864004
D A M A G E D
>>72864037
My father is a shrink, he will help you pal...
>>72864004
>tfw spend half an hour every night checking the knobs on the oven are turned off over and over again
>>72864069
what else?
business idea: get fat and then squeeze my manboobs as a substitute for no gf
>>72859312
Nation of weird porn
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>72864097
spitting image
in brazil they have still not figured out the capabilities of computers
>>72864081
uh locking the door over and over
I hope I don't have OCD my dad takes medicine for it and he was a mental cunt
>>72864069
ah yes so you want a woman who's body is as damaged as your mind
>>72864117
the doctor>seven of nine>tuvok>janeway>>chakotay>kim>>torres>paris>>>neelix
72864137
shan't be responding to this post
Yes, iam using 4chan from a fucking palm tree near my village that the UN created to help us from the Portuguese colonizer
>>72864137
You're just jealous neelix gets to fuck kes
Also you forgot Tuvix is always #1
>>72864126
>australian calling anyone damaged
lel
xD
>>72863789
Everything has gone down since I last did this test a couple years ago. Everything is falling into place
>>72864137
>>72864145
>American flags
>Exactly 1second after the 1minute post limit
>not a samefag
Fuck off
Got to negotiate salary/pension today lads, tips?
72864137
Do not download this post, it looks like a virus script
>>72864180
try your best to get the best deal
>>72864117
ngl m8, sounds like OCD. Force yourself not to do these things.
>>72864173
Normiefag, get out from the PC and get a normal and happy life
>>72864175
you're wrong
>see reply
fuck off
>>72864193
>tfw it's gotten worse since a few years ago
>>72864180
make a big list of things you contribute, no matter how small and memorise them. Also things you might not actually do, or have done once or twice in the past but can't be proved otherwise.
e.g. I help a co-worker (really don't want to say who to protect them) with X,Y & Z.
Big list
>>72864180
Don't make the first offer
Go to Glassdoor to see what's comparable
Have a pair of balls, stick to your guns once the negotiatin gets underway
>£200 more tax than expected on my pay slip
Scratchin' the ol' noggin here lads.
>>72864245
white male tax
ew ew ew ew ew
look at those stumps
christ
I mean, fuck
as much as I feel pity for cripples, leg stumps just freak me the fuck out
and christ
those things aren't even stumps
they're like shredded at the ends a bit
like someone was trying to circumcise her legs and it went wrong
her right leg has like blackening
some kind of discoloration
that's fucking nasty
christ
we should require stumpers to always wear pants
>>72864245
brexit tax
>>72864193
the thing with ocd is you'll be extremely anxious until you go through your ritual of switching things on and off or redordering items or counting or whatever it is
>>72864253
more like white male privelige
Do you ever look at someone and almost condemn modern science for allowing them to "live" in such a grim state?
>>72864230
Mind over matter lad. You are the master of your actions. You don't have to do these things.
I want to suck on kristen stewarts beautiful and supple breasts
>>72864245
Literally the Brazilian minimum wage as tax...
>>72864286
same
So found out I either have to move to Dundee in Scotland or accept a shitty payment package and lose my job because our company is moving there
What am I in for?
>>72864200
Original image pre-editting
>>72864271
Not saying it'll be easy
>>72864300
A bleak ol' time. What's the company? Moving from the US to Scotland or are you a Scotchman on holiday?
>>72864262
>leaf posters
You're the worst, her stumps are cute
>>72864282
thanks
>>72864286
i want to suck on kristen stewarts beautiful and supple feet
>>72864308
autism
Really wish Aussies would fuck of and die. Awful posters. Annoying unwanted sacks of shit
It should be quarter to 7 right now. DST is fucking bullshit
>>72864342
My autism is in the print, finally a reason to be happy
mmmaahaaa the french
chambane is always celebrated for you
>>72864346
desu the only posters I really like are Brits
>>72864346
haha!
get out of the bathroom i need a fucking piss
What should I make next for the "virgin infograph" series?
I've realized that there are at least three varieties of "virgin sits", so that's out.
>>72864373
good lad
>>72864346
2bh the only consistently bad Anglo posters are the Canadians, but the Irish would definitely be far more so if they were more numerous.
>>72864394
You're a german though, just find a girl and start pissing on her, they love that. Take a shit too. The whole package.
why do some people find human feet sexually attractive? They are miles away from sexual organs
they are just a part of limb, just like hands
>>72864394
pay denbts
>>72864300
My condolences
>>72864404
This girl reminds me of the Japanese guy who was exposed to huge amounts of radiation and kept alive for eighty days.
>>72864422
uhuh yup really breaking new comedic ground here
>>72864317
Moving to Scotland. I am from Chicago and my company is a Cloud Services startup
>>72864401
>his virgin spelling
>his virgin way of eat food
>his virgin accent
i stay here fuer immer
>>72864426
I have a foot fetish and I genuinely cannot explain it. I don't like all feet, but when a cute girls feet are smooth, clean and pale and the shape is nice it's a beautiful thing.
>>72864433
why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKx7I0KRixo
This dude is terrifying. Vowed to keep killing inmates unless they gave him the electric chair.
In bed
Awale
But cant get up
Its a mixture of the cold outside my blanket and general fatigue
i noticed the anti-australian sentiment in these threads always happens when i'm not actively posting
I am going to sleep, see ya boyz, good night for all of you (unless to the mexicans, God may burn then), have a nice breakfast and don`t be late to work, God may bless you all
*monkey screeching stops*
not sure what to do with myself lads
>anti-australian sentiment
>>72864488
>>72864495
rofl
>>72864454
>virgin spelling
Yeah, that might be a thing. Too much proper sentence structure, an insistence on capitalization and fullstops over even text messages. But some of them are the complete opposite and only type in 13375p34k and wtfbbq internet idioms, never capitalizing anything or using periods.
There's definitely a single, distinctive virgin voice though.
>It starts out really quiet when they start talking, as if they're uncertain of how loud they'll be, and then raise the volume.
>But they're still pretty quiet afterwards.
>Flat affect, not much tonal variation.
>Feel awkward listening to it, probably selected the "automated" voicemail greeting.
Monkey screeching will never stop, like your shitposting leaf fag
>>72864473
i'd rather get the electric chair than lethal injection desu, needles are scary
>>72864180
Considee the upper payband the most theyre willing to pay you
Need a good rucksack asap lads. Can't take my autismo book on the commute with me because it's 800 large pages and won't fit in my coat pocket.
Only one I've found that I like is in Japan and doesn't ship here.
I had a nice omelette last night, lads.
What's your favourite documentary subject?
Nothing beats prison documentaries for me.
I like the aussies :)
Should I watch a tv series, watch an anime, read a manga, read a book, or play a vidya?
>>72864550
>butcher's roastie
>>72864560
been watching 9/11 things recently.
>>72864519
>Gag when talks to a girl
>Can`t speak properly to girls
See it, the virgin speech is a rich world to explore
>>72864580
rasheed
he must have found the monolith
>>72864580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsKaCS3CtsY
>>72864560
Cruise ship documentaries. The size of them somehow makes me sick.
behind every great man is a horrid roastie
>>72864584
not accurate, I'm a virgin and I can speak to girls the same as I speak to guys, very boringly
I find no attraction in real life
every time i need to go out i can't find one of my fucking socks
every fucking time
>>72864580
Nice. I think Loose Change on Google Video was my first step into government conspiracy. Really like that category for its mystical and frightening adventures. And there's some really well done stuff (albeit not a documentary), like this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_xCI-peq0
>>72864602
try aircraft carrier docs
>>72864585
It's interesting tho
>>72864600
The thumbnail tells the joke.
>Plymouth is actually an alrigh-
http://plymouthherald.co.uk/shocking-number-of-women-sex-offenders-revealed/story-30223910-detail/story.html
>>72864543
Not really any equivalent on glassdoor, hopefully they state a range tbqh. Been with the company for a while earning the equivalent of 35k but this is a permanent role they want me to apply to. Think I'm the only internal applicant (tiny firm). Not really prepared for this.
roastie penis
>>72864626
woah
>>72864607
I`m talking about the virgin a.k.a loser, the person that has a low self-confidence, not only virgin
>>72864623
35k is good
average wage is 26k
>>72864560
Vietnam tbqh
>The Fog of War
>Hearts and Minds
>In the year of the pig
Not particularly into Vietnam, just happen to be several amazing docs on it.
>>72864609
>he fell for the wearing socks meme
>>72864611
I watched 2 or 3 of the loose change ones years back. Watched this one over the span of a few days recently.
https://youtu.be/8DOnAn_PX6M
It's probably the most comprehensive one I've seen. There's footage and entire events I've never even heard of before now.
>>72864618
the most interesting part about 9/11 is the fact that most Americans realize it was our own government who were behind the attacks and yet literally nothing happened, nobody questions it, we just "never forget" and watch the same footage over and over every September.
>>72864584
>>72864607
You just have to get a few of them right, then qualify other statements so people don't feel like it necessary conflicts as sharply, and then buffer the image with 50% barnum statements. Bazinga presto you've got a hundred replies from people going through the checklist. They project their insecurities into the image, and then see them out the other end, like its some kind of mirror.
>>72864651
i like war docs in general
should have joined the military instead of becoming a mentally ill NEET
>woah
>>72864680
whoa
>>72864662
wanna hear my 9/11 experience? I was in first grade and we got sent home from school. My mom made me chicken tenders and I played Spyro. I literally did not give a shit.
>>72864654
yeah well i've been wearing the same pair of chuck taylors since 2010 and they're falling apart and i dont want gangrene
>>72864690
woe
>>72864662
These interest me, but...
>Four hours, fifty three minutes and forty one seconds
I just.... shan't
morning
*dabs*
>>72864664
>our own government
I'm not even so bold about it. I don't come to any conclusion over it. I just like watching it deconstructed against the official story. Which is obviously false. Governments lie to cover the truth all the time, doesn't necessarily mean they were involved or even complicit. Just covering the truth up.
the pengest shampoo
>>72864705
>>72864699
moe
>>72864647
London though, avg. Is 37k
>>72864666
Now i am going to sleep, good luck on your virgin infograph buddy
>>72864691
Same, I had the day off school iirc, I was playing with k'nex and didn't care at all.
>>72864701
yeah, nah I get you. Still worth putting out there as my favourite
>>72864800
The jews did it
i was celebrating my birthday at probably the very moment of impact
well lads?
god dammit thailad it's 3 am and now you've got me hooked on 9/11 videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814rcm4KC5w
Why is it so fascinating?
what is jew?
>>72864620
NEED to get sex offended by Christina
>>72864715
Before dabs were a stupid posing meme from American nigger ball, it was another name for hash smoking from hot knives
see you tomorrow night lads
>>72864773
It just.. IS
A massive event filled with coincidences and things that make no fucking sense.
Who really did 9/11 lads
>>72864715
>>72864765
I fucking hate this world
>>72864786
i know retard, i'm dabbing right now
>>72864765
Would massage their legs
loose change rots your brain
>being nocturnal during BST
Aruba
Jamaica
Oooh I wanna take ya
>>72864798
I remember when the second plane hit, my mom was watching TV and she was just speechless.
>>72864831
is that ted moseby?
>>72864738
thanks for the past-(You)
How come it feels so good when the cum comes out?
>>72864847
because she had my phat cock in her mouth
tried to convince a girl that cum is clear in the body but turns white when it oxidizes
just like how blood is clear but oxidizes to red
>>72864711
They smell sickly tbqh, only acceptable one is mint because it gives a tingling sensation.
I get gifted fancy shampoos sometimes, fortnum & mason etc, far more peng.
>>72864738
>>72864800
Include me in the screencap
>>72864851
it's the harvey nicks Nigel Farage
>>72864847
Yeah I bet. Something I learned recently is the towers were filled with asbestos and people that inhaled the dust cloud are still dying because of it. Or at least the were up until very recently anyway.
>>72863789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-bAlOJzWc
>>72864738
>>72864800
>>72859312
fuck canada