Queen of /brit/ edition
>>72861633
yassss slay
fantastic edition
>>72861633
Good edition
who do I say fucking in british ?
>>72861633
>>72861669
>>72861670
>>72861676
fuck off reddit
>>72861680
dave
k read this
anime
>>72861672
lol
>>72861682
Fuck off 'nk
bane
tell me about dyke
why does she wear the hands?
>Thanks for taking me here anon, what do you want to do next
>>72861709
best post i've ever seen in my life
>>72861709
Powerfisting.
got the hiccups :\
>>72861735
Arm wrestling
improved my chess.com rating from 880 to 970 and my typeracer average speed from 58 to 60 wpm this morning
what a start to the day!
>>72861768
babby tier. I'm rated 2500+ in blitz
What is your favourite Batman storyline?
>>72861557
unironically got a chub knowing that i unironically gave someone else a chub just by talking about my day to day life
>>72861768
you going on a Ya Soob mish?
>>72861761
*stabs you*
>>72861742
It's mid-day
when should I start drinking?
>>72861786
how did you get so good? what's the best way i can improve apart from playing?
>>72861805
a whah
>>72861828
never
drinking is bad
>>72861836
rolling baccy
>>72861850
it's drinking or suicide.
drinking is probably less detrimental to me.
Why is texting women so much easier than talking to them in real life?
>>72861867
because you have the 'tism
>>72861836
been playing since I was 9. all it takes to master anything is practice. I could have a fide title if I actually cared enough to go to tournaments
Why are Italian women so pretty?
>>72861867
eye contact
>>72861789
Hush, The Dark Knight Returns, The Long Halloween, Batman: Year One, Dark Victory
푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶푶
>>72861862
hmmm wdmbt, i haven't opened skype in a while desu everytime i do my laptop gets even slower
>>72861883
i've played over 2000 games on chess.com and i'm still rated below 1000
think i'm just thick desu just want to be better
zip my dress up anon
>>72861920
paki spot
The bread cupboard is full of ants ahaha
>>72861881
Makes sense.
>>72861892
What if she's the one avoiding eye contact first?
>>72861920
do it yourself ffs
>>72861917
yeah some people's minds just aren't built for certain things like chess. you'll progress a lot more slowly than others if that is the case. were you any good at math in school?
>>72861945
everyone desu it
just need to ignore it
>>72861945
she thinks youre a monkey or shes a shy or she hates racemixing
>>72861948
I can't reach
I can fix the scars but I can't fix the ugly
>>72861917
use your phone then.
recap: Some 711's/Family marts but rarely (under the counter so you have to ask for it) probably MBK, and there's a tobacconist in Emporium.
me and the lads are camping out in some runt's bread cupboard
Broke up with the gf a week ago and now shes texting me saying she might be knocked up? think shes just att seeking
>>72861978
Leafs need to be shot
She's LITERALLY perfect as is
>>72861977
not my problem you couldn't hold onto your arms is it?
*walks off*
>>72861964
Not on her level though. And the lack of eye contact just makes it harder to start debating a new subject.
>inb4 she's not interested
Wouldn't be surprised but we've been texting eachother for the whole weekend.
>>72861965
Normally I would just ignore bad posts but she is pretty shy normally.
>>72861808
>I am the sword
>I am the weapon
>pulls out shotgun
>blasts your bollocks
Your welcome
>>72862012
fuker
>>72862008
kind of want to kiss her
Why are so many numales starting to play Dungeons and Dragons?
>>72862029
mummy loves me
>>72862014
just don't let it phase you, you'll get over it after an initial awkwardness
you can't change someone else's nature
>>72862034
you'll catch her minging-itis
been coughing up so much flem since I stopped bunning. Might start again
>>72862034
Any sane man would
>>72862039
They saw Stranger Things
Iron Fist is a bad show and it's because of White Privilege.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/mar/27/iron-fist-netflix-show-finn-jones-marvel-danny-rand
>Marvel’s latest Netflix show is a staggering disappointment but despite its star’s assertions, it can’t be blamed on our growing distaste for rich white privilege
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/03/why-an-asian-american-iron-fist-would-have-genuinely-made-for-a-better-show/
>Why An Asian-American Iron Fist Would Have Genuinely Made For A Better Show
>A lot of arguments about the character revolved around his '70s backstory being kind of, well, racist in the 21st century. But, having seen the show, something else is clear: The character of Danny Rand would have simply been more interesting if he had been an Asian-American.
>>72862039
if you play any role playing game where you talk to others you are a normie, even if you are a nerd normie
>>72862063
The trend began before and Stranger Things was probably a way to appeal to the numales.
>>72862014
>bad post
That was some pretty sound advice
>>72861961
yeah i actually was, got one mark off a B
played a lot of chess too and was decent but i've stagnated heavily now
>>72861982
hmm if it's that hard to get ill just try quit desu, SICK of straights
Anyone else here a based /pol/ack?
>>72862051
Meningitis isn't contagious
>>72862042
Makes sense, I'll try to talk to her tomorrow again. Thanks lad.
>>72862088
umm we're both white sweetie xx
>>72862124
yes it is you absolute dumbfuck
fuck off and stop posting
>>72862131
k
>>72862107
Me? Oh no, I'm just your average Steinberg
People are honestly more polite and thoughtful on /brit/ or 4chan in general than they are in a lot of places online
Really makes me ponder
>>72862138
Would honestly take getting meningitis to kiss her
Spurs winning the premier league when?
>>72862008
>b-but anon, I feel normal now! My whole life, all I've wanted was to be normal! How... don't you prefer me like this? This is the real me. This is what I really look like without the meningitis.
>>72862124
It fucking is you retard jesus christ how are you still alive
>>72862163
never, Poch will leave for a bigger club in the next 2-4 years and they'll be back to competing for 5th
What vidya you lads playing.
>>72862166
she has more character with the rash Tbh
>>72862177
delete this mate
>>72862145
I even posted my pic here some days ago, twice. Pretty sure no one thought I'm not white.
A rape victim whose attack led to a judge saying drunk women were putting themselves in danger has defended the comments, saying the judge was "right".
Megan Clark, 19, was raped by a man she met in Burger King when she was drunk after a night out in Manchester.
The trial sparked controversy after the judge said the drunken behaviour of some women was putting them at risk.
>supporters turning against her in 3, 2, 1...
Do you ever imagine your life being anything other than absolute shit?
>>72862211
nah couldn't picture it
>>72862211
No :(
>>72862204
>Burger King
howling
and the judge is right. if you go out and get drunk (a decision you make) then don't bitch about rape when you regret fucking 20 guys drunkenly
>>72862211
Yes, when i traveled to Europe, three weeks not dealing with apes, good old times...
>>72862211
Every night
>>72862211
nah couldn't imagine it, even if i became rich and famous i'd still hate myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLby8kheM3c
>>72862234
Rasheed
>>72862163
Never, unfortunately.
>you now remember a midfield of Modric, VDV and Bale being wasted with Adebayor upfront
>>72862185
Honestly just waiting patiently for my college tests so I can go back to Underrail while I wait for the release of walking simulator 2 (Outlast 2).
>>72862211
All I'd need is a little money and I'd be good. If I didn't have to worry about money I'd be a happy bunny.
>>72862258
>>72862178
The truth is hurting me...
>>72862275
i hate spurs desu
why do you support them
>>72862211
>pic related
It's my home
5 AM soon in UK and you guys are up already?
You're up early lads
>>72862211
Sounds dumb But Id wish to Move to America and go to a yank uni and live out my days there
>>72862211
>the only thing that stops you from killing yourself is the thought of how much your parents spent with you, emotionally and financially
mum got upset when i told her i like adolf hitler
need to spaff on a pair of nigger tits
>>72862287
I am from a Yid family, as the club of the Yids i support then, like Ajax
>>72861633
I totally would.
>nigger
taking vocaroo requests
>runt journalists flocking to north queensland to fight for images of people's houses being destroyed by a cyclone while having a 6 hour "cyclone news special" even though the power to the areas has been cut so has no function except to revel in the misery of others
journalists are probably some of the shittest cunts ever
>>72862259
>adebayor
If the coach weren`t so fucking incompetent they`d won the Premier League easily
cide
>>72862338
"hello nigger" please
>>72862291
Already had my morning : ^)
>>72862338
"meningitis-waifu is the best poster in /brit/"
>>72862355
Don't forget Gomes in the net :^)
>>72862338
"Please stop posting Italian spastics"
>>72862338
shame on a nigga who wants to run game on a nigga
>>72862338
We must sacrifice Russia to the Great Queen Elizabeth, in order to Maintain her Eternal Reign
>>72862384
>>72862382
>>72862364
>>72862375
don't have a mic sorry
>>72862338
Congratulations, you've won two free ipod nanos.
>>72862379
Another shitbag
>>72862338
>/brit/ is an American general
done in a fake British accent
taking 2-3 rods of benzedrex, some booze, 100-200mg benedryl, THEN jack off for 2-3 hours while slipping in and out of consciousness and a sexy half-hypnogogic fantasy state until you come so hard that you squirt a bunch of clear pre-cum a full three minutes before the real orgasm starts, and you orgasm for a minute with unimaginable pressure building up until it just comes out like a water hose for a solid two minutes, and then it feels like you got hit in the balls with a bat and you feel like you actually had sex and have the afterglow and all that.
hows the rolls at greggs? been hearing great things about greggs t b h.
>>72862406
>>72862421
>china
not even once
>>72862338
政治改革だとか、なんとか改革だとか私はそんなことには一切興味が無い!
あれこれ改革して問題が解決するような、もはやそんな甘っちょろい段階には無い!
>>72862353
this tbqh
these are the same people they're attacking for voting paulie, exploiting them isn't going to help their cause
government should intervene and only allow a small group of people to report on this stuff and relay it to the major networks
>>72862408
i have an ipod nano
got for my birthday in 2006
was actually upset when i got because i didn't want it
>>72862444
g-good post?
need to wank to nigger ass
woo, finished it
7/10, it's okay
hmmmm fuck off
>>72862338
Se estiver em roma, aja como os romanos, faça como os romanos
>>72862353
journalists, lawyers, and politicians
shittiest people on earth
>>72862464
enjoyed this story
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uyvyelHphX
NEED a passionate love affair with my Mexican maid
>>72862364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jy2AqNATFj
>>72862375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yk9cwnneyo
>>72862382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06IzaZGq7jD
>>72862384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J5ZY6ditpH
>>72862511
YOUR VOICE IS WEIRD
>>72862485
which TR?
>>72862511
good lad
doing nofap lads
>still can't sleep
>>72862511
OU SUND LIKE FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATOR WHAT NIGGER FAGGOT
I am here to confiscate your Playstation™ any kinds of them are concerned.
>>72862572
Stop being a monkey here
>'No evidence' Khalid Masood had links to IS or al-Qaeda
phew, what a relief!
brit is like fucking london nowadays
>>72862558
just had a wank myself
Ex sissy hypnosis fag here. I actually recently got off of it. What helped me was I actually went out and sucked a dick and got fucked, and it pretty much turned me away from it completely. I can't watch sissy hypnosis porn anymore without being reminded of the bad feeling and taste.
>>72862566
>>72862572
Come home, brown men
>>>/int/luso
Will you help me carry my bag anon?
>>72862605
I like London
>>72862617
My keyboard is new, i could not get used to it, sorry fellas ...
>>72862572
I've heard I sound like I belong on NPR, but Google translator is a first
>>72862617
>enter on luso
>a random guy talking about Ines Brasil
No thanks pal i`ll stay here
>>72862461
the news is telling people to stay off the road in order to avoid congestion for emergency vehicles. I can almost guarantee those cunts are blocking the roads with their giant fuckwit vans.
same shit happened with the 2011 flood in brisbane. the cunts would just go down to areas ruined by floods where there's nothing but debris, roll up their sleeves, get dirt on their hands then go live like they've been there helping out.
absolute cunts. this is nothing but masturbating to the misery of others. these poor bastards don't even have power so they're not getting any of this.
>>72862558
bit gay tha, nothing more masculine than fapping to girls(male) and the like.
HOWLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3WoZdxoREw
>>72862421
Lad
How accurate is this
>>72862617
I've been there and /luso/ was pretty gay unlike /brit/ which is only a bit gay
>>72862673
50%
>>72862673
not at all
all the "whites" are in the far south
>>72862675
Luso is totally gay, here has only a little bit of faggotry
>>72862673
>whire
>a witch and whore combined; a bad insult; something to never be used as a comeback; first used by the "infamous" ian kelley.
>center of town is having the pavements resurfaced
>massive road works, lots of congestion, lots of money spent on it
>20 yards down the road, huge pot holes and loose tarmac in the crossroad
I swear.
>>72862697
>all the "whites" are in the far south
Oh fuck me this meme again
It makes sense to me, lads. Why don't you support Labour?
>>72862697
How do you know
I'm white btw
woke up this morning as a hideous insect
there's no turning back now
>>72862725
I dated a Brazilian fascist girl
>>72862730
>mantis
>in canada
sorry you'll die of cold soon
>>72862662
I like Alan as much as the next guy but 7 hours?
>>72862732
is this you?
>>72862741
We have a slung for a fascist girl here. It`s conservadia, can be translated as conservative slut
/pol/ really believes that trump will change something even if you tell them that his entire cabinet is swamp
>>72862770
yes
where can I find a jewish gf?
>>72862697
>le xd south meme
>>72862770
How did you find this?
>>72862749
actually the babies should be hatching soon since its spring
lots of them in my area the farmers use to control pests
The new Depeche Mode is 10/10. Thank you /brit/
>>72862770
Literally me
Go trump!!!!!
he is back from browsing /pol/ and r/The_Donald
>>72862721
Soon Comrade
can tell this cyclone is weak cause the 'bane is sunny and no wind
>>72862792
Israel, Hungary or Ukraine, maybe in Uruguay and Argentina, but it`s to far way from you
>>72862784
I support Trump not because I care what happens to America but because he makes lefties hilariously upset and the shitstorm has been enjoyable
>>72862804
go back then
cyclone is a name of vacuum cleaner
Excuse me but South Brazil is white
Cyclone is a name of a clothe brand
>>72862826
does typhoon come from thai poon
white monkeys exist. we don't deny that
Updated version to trigger the ahmed leaf
>>72862836
the retard leaf strikes again
>>72862754
Yes, have you never listened to an Audiobook before?
>>72862855
switch white people and idk
>>72862855
100% leggit BTFO leaf faggot
>>72862867
not from youtube
cyclone
*bass drop*
white brazilian
doin a goose step
AAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ah yes brazil
i've heard that there are entire ghettos in brazil full of white people who act like niggers while the actual niggers live in corrugated iron shacks throwing sticks at each other
>>72862883
Why?
hahah fucking leaf
>>72862906
bRAZIL IS wHITE
>>72862929
idk it really doesn't warrant this much discussion t?bh
>>72862914
>sticks at each other
Not that savage but yes exist guettos full of white people, poverty is stronger than the ethnic here
>>72862942
>>72862907
neither of you retards have a subject
>>72862950
Would steal that phone if i was there t.bh
not had my dressing changed in weeks
my autism kicked in and I couldn't call to make a new appointment
it's starting to smell bad
what should I do?
>>72862950
did she died
Brazil is Bizzaro America
white people live in the mud killing each other for sneakers while Africans live high in the clouds atop luxury condominiums drinking fine Argentine wine
>>72862950
She survived from the suicide attempt
gonna have an ice block I think lads
maybe a gaytime!!!
>>72862975
thats because we havent hit the bump limit you petrol sniffing subhuman abo
>>72862985
>>72862992
her spine got turned into a flump
>>72862975
maybe.. just maybe... it's because (and i am going out on a limb here) it's a joke?
>>72862996
on the other side of the line they call those icy poles
Yes hello fellow mexicans
running out of pictures lads
>>72863020
very reddit post
this is what bfs look like in Brazil
>posts got blown up
hmm?
>>72863057
Thank God.
gf just sent me this
mods are asleep
post burgers
Somebody call for an exterminator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc
>>72863088
Me and the bong
MAXRESDEFAULT
>>72863109
are you of korean
sitting down so much is turning my spine into a turkey twizzler
>>72863113
UNIRONICALLY KNOW THIS GIRL
>>72863120
no but I love (old) blizzard and am excited for the Brood War HD remaster
KISS ME ANON
>>72863147
Overwatch is dope desu tho
>>72863149
*vomits in my own mouth*
>>72863154
must be shit playing it in aboland with the chinks and all
>>72863154
not my kind of game
>>72863163
why
>>72863149
*vomits on your mouth*
>>72863149
Nah thanks.
>>72862784
pardon them for not listening to an autistic trotskyite Mexican
>>72863147
is warcraft 3 considered from (new) blizzard
>Gis a kiss anon
\
>We Northeners love men
>>72863181
>>72863184
Do all bralizians have such shit taste?
NEW THREAD
>>72859312
>>72859312
>>72859312
stop posting the deformed girl
>>72863127
based. comic fags deserve all the sadness in the world
>>72863209
Not as shitty as your taste.
>>72863170
Fair enough
>>72863165
You have no idea dude. Nobody is worse than the vietnamese though.
>>72863210
>80 Posts early
FOY
NEW THREAD (IN TERMS OF HISTORY)
>>72862395
>>72862395
>>72862395
>>72863210
>271 posts
fuck off
>>72863212
she's not deformed tho
>>72863232
minging mate
think my attitude to women has been irrepairably damaged
who is this moon faced girl
Like my cosplay lads?
if only...
>In late 2008 she contracted what was first thought to be a common flu, but turned out to be severe meningitis
wow italian doctors are terrible
>>72863254
ye la
rate mine
>>72863274
>>72863274
>>72863254
literally all makes sense now
>>72863274
>>72863238
your mum is fucking minging
>>72863274
>all this care taken to have roads going into building yet completely parallel to normal ground level roads while being too small to park your car, or have a sidewalk
*SNORT*
going to have to filter wholesomememes
started out well but couldn't handle becoming popular
>ywn kiss her soft but strangely smooth scares and tell her that she's the most beautiful creature in this planet
>>72859312
>>72859312
>>72859312
we're all in here
>>72863361
she'd just hate you for lying
>>72863289
they're all in there
>>72859312
>>72859312
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