/asean/

Hello MKL.
Nobody is fooled, your autism is showing.

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About time.

>>72826952
You don't need to. You could just give me the questions then I'll ask her if I have the time. I don't think I've actually spoken to her yet, though.

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ASEAN 万岁,
万岁,
万万岁!
~\(≧▽≦)/~

>>72827094
Then I'll tell you how is it possible to make democratic reforms in Laos and said to her that the country itself is a Vietnamese puppet state the moment Pathet Lao took over the country since 1975.

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>>72827124
HAPPI (⌒▽⌒)

Any other Msians on Maxis mobile internet getting ISP ban message on /a/?

>>72827204
>tfw using Umobile.
>have to plea for ban every time I want to shitpost because some /tv/ posters who using same isp did stupid thing in /tv/ and got banned.

>TV Patrol really cares about the fact that Duterte is leading the Time "Most Powerful Person" poll
>not knowing/caring about the fact that us Flips are known for being tech savy/using bots/voting multiple times
>not caring that he won't end up being Person of the Year anyway
Is ABS confirmed for being a Duterte shill network?

By the way, tomorrow's Dut's birthday. Whoever makes the next thread must use him as the OP pic.

>>72827329
>online poll
Yeah, no.

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Philip's... penis...!

>>72827329
Lel, I remember when 4chan placed Moot as the most influential man in Time online poll.

>>72827362
King Philip II was known to have a very large benis

>inb4 fake news

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Meanwhile in Korea...

>>72827431
Still can't beat Lyndon Johnson and his "friend" Jumbo.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

Im proud to have spanish blood while malaysia and indianesia have curry shitskin genes

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>>72827794
>MUH HERITAGE
>MUH 5 GAJILION YEARS OF CULTURE

>>72827794
but we don't have spanish blood

>>72827911
Many Filipinos do have a few drops. Apparently many friars had mistresses, and these mistresses would end up getting pregnant. It's apparently not uncommon for people tracing their genealogical records to discover that one or more of their ancestors were priests.

>>72827794
>He need gene from worst kind of Europe in order to be civilized.

W E W
E
W

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>>72827978
delet this

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>being racist in the year 2017

This is why Philippines is lagging behind her neighbours

>>72828027
It's true, though.

>>72827794
more like spanish cum amirite

>>72828060
delet this before I delet you. Keling should be thrown to Indian oceans and Chink should be thrown to Malaya sea (formerly known as South China sea)

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>>72828095
>ERAMOS ESPAÑOLES Y MIERDA

>>72827329
They only care for viewership and facebook likes
Its the fanatics that interpret it as this and that because they don't agree

Always expect flips zerg swarm online polls we even beat Italy for best world cuisines in CNN

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>>72827173
In the previous fanfic I linked and you thought it was good, the bathing backdrop is like this except that the bathtub is partitioned in tub and it's set around evening with dark grey sky.

>>72828060
Fucking brits. If you guys didn't force us to unite to get independence, we wouldn't have chinks and indians.

>>72827329
no half of their reports are just trending/viral posts from Facebook

>keling'd and chink'd
When will Malay ever recover?

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"Hey mum, dad. I just married a Malaysian girl"

What is your parents reaction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhdh4XKdNWg

>>72828434
>"Hope she won't steal our culture again XDDDDDD"

I identify myself as a Chinese Malaysian. My name is Mat Ashraf Tan Jia Ling bin Mat Suhaeme. You can call me Ashraf or Aling. Thank you.

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Hey what going on in this thread

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>>72828428
>MALAYSIAN'D

http://www.xvideos.com/video1612598/indonesian_prostitute_with_malaysian_grandpa

>>72828413
They have a segment for that now
Like the ones for international news

The blucan fiasco isn't really viral
Or the commie tower barangay self appointment disaster

Also their news channel ANC has most off the news content

>>72828434
I have a friend with divya as his name

>>72827204
Anybody at all?

>>72828541
Cool. Please send me a friend request.
fb.com/ayman.rashdan.wong

>>72828569
I met an Indian girl during some event in uni. She's very cute. She has dimples and wear blue braces.

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>>72828557
>watching 3DPD porn
And I thought Malay has a good taste.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/regional/2017/03/27/human-or-not-mysterious-figure-caught-on-camera-in-aceh-sparks-internet-frenzy/

wtf

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>>72828128
But murder is haram, we must save everyone like we did 2 million refugees in Vietnam war.
REFUGEES WELCOME

>>72828895
Malaysia should be refugee center of asean

>>72828943
It already is

>>72828882
It's probably another homo floriensis. I heard it's almost nonexistent anymore though in flores island. To think that there's subhuman called mante in Aceh is unbelievable.

>>72828882
Freaky

>>72828711
2D asian porn is 10x better.

>>72828943
More like bangla center

>>72828993
Is there a follow up to this? Frame by frame confirmation? We need to see the fucker up close

>>72828991
Thai is ahead in sheer numbers hence them dumping it on us. According to captured border hoppers Thai military forced them to cross border or get shot in the jungle as well as cutting our fences for the refugees.
Hence the reason behind the 5m Thai border wall that we will be constructing.

>>72829384
It doesn't help that Thailand is also used as the refugee center for oppressed ethnic minorities such as Hmong.

>>72829513
Their junta is simply more corrupt than us, you can just shove 10dollars in your passport and they will look the other way.
Even all the weapons and ammo confisticated from Daesh are expired Thai stocks that was supposed to be disposed.

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Gadis Baik

Just introduced animu into young cousins....
What have I done..

>>72830042
Most watched Doraemon when they were like 3.

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>>72828630
>Msian
Wont answer you because who the fuck was that refering to.

>>72830098
Good post

kingdom of laos suck

>>72830084
Love live

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>>72827124
Why is asean ball made of cardboard though

>>72831145
its a joke that /asean/ is a joke organization

>>72830512
Do you want them to become idols?

>>72831186
Not really.

>>72831256
Do you want to become an idol?

Redpill me on the CPP/NPA

>>72831477
they don't fit as commies.they're not the working class,farming isn't a job,they're just lazy fucks who want to be fed money from the gov for free while the rest of us work real jobs

Cute guy friend is so adorable when he hangs on to my shoulders. My yaoi meter is rising.

>>72830309
Kingdom of Laos is awesome though. Why do you hate it?

>>72831352
Not interested.

>>72831562
kasi laos na yun eh
XDXDXD wkwkwkwkwk

im gay

>>72831635
The only thing bad about Laos is the communist Pathet Lao and them ruling the country since late 1975.

Laos is stupid

>>72831477
is funded by the government to create the illusion of we have a common enemy that have gone rogue and legit

>>72831477
Autistic lazy faggots who are using the communist cloak to steal from poor farmers in the countryside.

>>72831765
It also has one of the lowest national IQs (ranked about 8th out of 10 if I remember correctly) and the lowest literacy rate in the region too.

>>72827309
screencap

>>72831617
How about doing some AVs?

>>72832565
You have thais for that.

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>>72832666
good point.

The only way Laos could finally become democratic again like it used to be in the old Kingdom of Laos (1953-1975) is if a war (indirectly as well) happened and can finally kill all the communist leaders of the government and its Vietnamese advisors for all I care. Not to mention I would be able to condemn Lao government for being a puppet government of communist Vietnam.

Having a communist government overthrown by its people in the form of a revolution wouldn't work well enough since it would most likely result in bloodbath and mass arrest and the fact that Laos is the region's most authoritarian regime seconded by Vietnam speak volumes. Its human rights although horrible since 1975, grew worse and worse especially since Myanmar is not longer ruled by a junta anymore.

I also wish all post-1975 buildings bearing communist heritage need to be destroyed completely and the only form of political system that would work well in Laos has, is and will always remain being constitutional monarchy due to its pre-communist history and legacy.
To me, publicly shooting all the communist leaders of Laos we had today with rifle grenades will cause PTSD for the witnesses and I will consider that a good thing so that they can finally have a government that at least listen to their demands.

>>72832967
Sound like a plot.

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hehehe

ngelawak gan?

Wtf I hate Laos now

SAYA baru mendirikan rumah tangga sebulan lalu. Saya dan suami berkahwin atas dasar suka sama suka dan sememangnya saling menyintai antara satu sama lain.

Selepas tiga minggu kami berkahwin, suami ada menyuarakan pertanyaan yang sangat mengejutkan saya. Suami bertanya sama ada sebelum berkahwin saya pernah menyerahkan tubuh saya kepada orang lain atau tidak.

Soalan yang saya rasa sangat tidak masuk akal. Saya tidak pernah menyerahkan tubuh saya pada lelaki lain selain suami, itu pun hanya selepas kami berkahwin.
Apabila saya bertanyakan suami kenapa dia boleh berfikiran seperti itu, dia hanya menjawab hanya kerana puting payudara saya berwarna coklat, bukan merah jambu.

Saya terkedu apabila dia menyatakannya kerana keadaan asal saya sememangnya berwarna coklat. Selepas daripada hari itu suami seakan-akan menganggap saya pernah membenarkan lelaki lain menyentuh tubuh saya. Saya tak faham kenapa suami boleh berfikiran seperti itu.

Dang Setia, saya tak mahu suami saya berfikiran negatif terhadap saya. Saya tak tahu macam mana saya nak yakinkan dia yang saya tak pernah melakukan perkara yang bukan-bukan sebelum berkahwin dengannya.

>>72828259
Odd, I imagined it to be sunny and bright, like early evening bright.

>>72833934
I think she should just admit that she's a slut.

Just realized that I actually have a quiet plum and firm ass

>>72834023
Additionally, the grey sky outside the window is the only thing that's not bright, however it still emit small drizzle sound even inside but discretly. The room is still bright only because of the lights. The steam is mildly mild since it's autumn and even moreso in the hot water. The hot water is estimated to be around 45-50 degrees in cold seasons, perhaps slightly higher in winter.

>>72834575
Interesting.....

ngelawak gan?

Jangan hisap dada

>>72834023
Additionally, the dark grey sky outside the window is the only thing that's not bright, however it still emit small drizzle sound, even inside but discretly. The room is still bright only because of the lights. The steam is mild in the room since it's autumn and heavy in and out of hot water. The hot water is estimated to be around 45-50 degrees in cold seasons, perhaps slightly higher in winter.

Why is thread dead?

>>72835192
Most of those living in ASEAN countries are sleeping (it's normal in /asean/), perhaps only me and the UK guy aren't.

>>72834667
Make it dull with candle lamps lighting the building instead, with steam emitting a dull orange aura for more romance

>>72835467
>Make it dull with candle lamps lighting the building instead, with steam emitting a dull orange aura for more romance
Good idea but somehow I'm trying to do a slightly unusual approach, agreed especially with the latter. Currently I'm making a black and white manga adaptation of the fanfic, my art won't be too great but I'm trying my hardest to look very nice. The hot water is only lightly opaque but still transparent nonetheless and it's also a mixed bath.

In stories set in historical eras like my fanfic is about (Kabaneri is set in late Taisho period, even though the looks and features of the setting is very reminiscient of Edo era), people are not allowed (but not necessarily) to hide their bodies with towels inside the bath so they had to be completely naked while bathing and put towels on the top of their heads or set off to the side of the water.

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>>72835932
Additionally, if the fanfic is to be made in color, it would look like pic related. The bathhouse with natural hot spring where Ikoma and Mumei went there consisted only of the mixed bathroom itself and the gender-segregrated changing room that preceded it, (inside have large baskets provided to put personal effects), separated by sliding doors to keep the heat in the bath.

>>72835932
Remember to be patient when drawing and don't be shy about using references and guides. Also since everyone's going to be completely naked wouldn't that mean you would be drawing privates?


Why is covering body forbidden in public baths during the Edo Period?

>>72835525
this would never happen never worry

>>72836567
>Remember to be patient when drawing and don't be shy about using references and guides.
I took plenty of historical researchs while making the one-shot manga and take particular attention of detail towards the bath.

>Also since everyone's going to be completely naked wouldn't that mean you would be drawing privates?
Don't worry, I'll draw all of the bodies except the private parts, plus the fanservice will be limited to just angle shots of buttocks (particularly Ikoma) and maybe some cleavage and the like too. Plus I hide the private parts with convenient censoring such as opaque reflection in the bath.

>Why is covering body forbidden in public baths during the Edo Period?
Not necessarily forbidden, but before the Meiji Restoration, men and women often bath together while naked and it occasionally is today. There's plenty of historical paintings (such as ukiyo-e) dating back to Edo period showing naked bodies in the bath.

In Japan, some onsen allow one to wear the towel into the baths, while others have posted signs prohibiting this, saying that it makes it harder to clean the bath. It is sometimes against the rules to immerse or dip towels in the onsen bath water, since this can be considered unclean. In this latter case, people normally set their towels off to the side of the water when enjoying the baths, or place their folded towels on top of their heads.

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This is how the dressing room will be like.

>>72836625
yeah seems like all germans on 4chan r into anime

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Going to Bali in April lads

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Hehe

>>72837156
don't lad, you'll become a victim.

August is okay I guess

>>72836964
>Don't worry, I'll draw all of the bodies except the private parts, plus the fanservice will be limited to just angle shots of buttocks (particularly Ikoma) and maybe some cleavage and the like too. Plus I hide the private parts with convenient censoring such as opaque reflection in the bath.

you are making it too family friendly. But concealing and teasing can make the subject more intriguing

You seem to know a lot about how Japanese bath works. Have you been in one before?

>>72837052
I am starting to like it even more

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>>72837239
I hate you

>>72835525
Japan and Germany best allies

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Does anyone else watches Sir David Attenborough? I like him, he made this documentary about male iguanas forcing themselves to make on the female iguanas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjBAN8pcIE&t=132s

>>72838256
I like his cow documentaries.

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>>72838020
>you are making it too family friendly. But concealing and teasing can make the subject more intriguing
I'm trying to do something in-between if I can. On emotional side, I'm trying to make Ikoma feel a bit regrettable and melancholic when talking about how he feels about Mumei after he is "killed" by her on Biba's orders. That's why he put against his own chest to make himself look less sad.

>You seem to know a lot about how Japanese bath works. Have you been in one before?
When I was young, I was fascinated by how Japanese baths looked and since then took a lot of researchs, starting with the history of public baths and then hot springs. While in Japan two years ago I went to a indoor hot spring and it feels nice and warm but not too hot enough since it's summer.

Pic related is the inside entrance of the small hot spring house.

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And this is the example of the washing area where Ikoma do before entering the bath and the buckets are made of wood. It is suggested that Ikoma bought medicinal plants and old-fashioned soap from the inn to wash his body in accordance with the era's setting.
There is no faucets though and the bathhouse, as well the inn itself is probably build in mid Edo period, also in Taisho era faucets are slowly growing but mostly in newly-build public bathhouses.

>>72838622
There is no need to be too strict. Remember all the steampunk tech that also existed?

>>72838420
Yes, that could work since he essentially sees her as his own sister and had been 'killed' by her. But given his personality, his reaction would be one of anger and frustration rather than sorrow.

Did you bathe with men at the onsen you been to or was it separated? I went to a Taiwanese hot spring once but everyone just wear swimsuits and swimshorts. I remembered putting some mud all over myself.

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>>72838256
Interesting documentary. Now which part do we get to see the Iguana on Iguana action?

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>>72839408
go 21:00

>>72839229
>There is no need to be too strict. Remember all the steampunk tech that also existed?
In my fanfic I'm trying to do incorporing hybrid things because of the steampunk setting like you said but we'll see once my manga will be finished.

>He essentially sees her as his own sister and had been 'killed' by her. But given his personality, his reaction would be one of anger and frustration rather than sorrow.
Well when he was admitting his feelings to Mumei, he was talking in low-sounding voices and his expressions is a mix of sorrow and anger so there's that, while also looking down on myself just by watching the hot water flow and reflect like a mirror.

>Did you bathe with men at the onsen you been to or was it separated?
The inn I went to contain a mixed bathing but it depends which guests went it. In the indoor springs, I went with only sisters and nothing else. I did look at guys bathing from outside while walking through the corridors however.

>>72839911
Forgot I realized that faucets are in the fanfic so I'm contradicting it when I re-read it.

>>72837264

But have to visit family 2bh

>>72839911
Faucets isn't really out of place when there's trains so there's no need to get too stressed out about it.

The first thing that came to mind when I think about Ikouma is his passion to kill all the Kabaneros and his anger and suspicion towards Biba so there's that.

>I did look at guys bathing from outside while walking through the corridors however.
Oh, do tell me more

>>72840816
>Oh, do tell me more
I can't look at it clearly, plus according to my religion and maybe family reasons, we think it's haram.

Speaking of Kabaneri fanfic, since I enjoyed writing it (planning to send it to fanfiction.net), I'm also planning to write another one which is a side-story (again a one shot) during the eventual new season and will also take place in the bath too (probably a different one), so I'm going to write a scene where Mumei is going to watch Ikoma's back (the other way around is also possible) despite feeling reluctant at first. The reason behind it is that Ikoma loved bathing with Hatsune before.

>>72841052
*wash I mean instead of watch

>>72841052
It isn't haram to enjoy the beauty of God's creation. Especially a creation well maintained.

I got a feeling the second season would have to deal more with the realization that the kabaneros were some sort of bio weapon went wrong and perhaps more groups plotting against the emperor of Japan. The Kabaneris also end up having to consume more and more blood just to keep in control and retain their powers

>>72841463
Pretty much agree with the first question but still. I wouldn't feel ashamed if I was alone seeing it.

>I got a feeling the second season would have to deal more with the realization that the kabaneros were some sort of bio weapon went wrong and perhaps more groups plotting against the emperor of Japan.
Looks like Habanero found a way before SnK could even reach that point. And as far the next side-story goes, it'll probably take place during or after the end of the new season assuming the two main characters will still survive.

>>72841589
There is nothing to be ashamed of. People love beautiful things, especially that which is usually hidden and rarely seen

I can't be too sure about the whole kabanero thing since we know it is a virus, but I feel it can go the SnK route and somehow end being something man made

>>72841933
>There is nothing to be ashamed of. People love beautiful things, especially that which is usually hidden and rarely seen
Can't say that to the family too much but yeah I personally believe nudity is such a beautiful thing. Whatever I feel, I think it shows natural beauty especially if it's a pretty person. Now that I'm a young adult, I can easily understand lots of things going on.

udah punya cewek apa belum

>>72842042
I find it arousing to look, so when it is there, I just feel I must look. It can be boring if it is just plain nude though. It is better when some parts are slightly hidden from view

I never bothered asking or telling my parents about this. It's just too awkward of a topic to discuss

>>72842495
>I find it arousing to look, so when it is there, I just feel I must look. It can be boring if it is just plain nude though.
I don't mind any kind of nudity but the best nudity is when only private parts are at least covered or partially covered. It depends on which context the nude scene occurs, be it lighthearted, somber or even erotic.

>It is better when some parts are slightly hidden from viewI never bothered asking or telling my parents about this. It's just too awkward of a topic to discuss
Good point, especially when my family is already of Sunni Islam religious origin.

>>72842662
Erotic is the best kind of lewd to see

>>72842870
Well to be fair, I had a sweet spot for bathing scenes, especially if it's basically comfy and a bit lewd at the same time, even more so when the person(s) in the pictures are at least naked even when their private parts are hidden. In the past I liked seeing pretty characters going to hot springs wrapped in short towels and still ocassionally is nowadays, I just preferred the naked ones weirdly enough.

>>72843333
Seems like you enjoy tension a lot. It is more awkward and embarrassing to be completely naked with someone unfamiliar than to be at least covered with something

Any of you like your military history? I want to know how the different nations/people fougth and the like.
I don't know much, only than Malays were pirates mostly, and fighting in raids and perhaps some kinds of shield wall without much armor, but the rest (apart of Viets and Khmer fighting with elephants) is pretty rough.

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>>72843665
I admit it well enough. Personally I like any sort of tension especially if it's well-done.

This is how Ikoma and Mumei bathed in the fanfic, it's too damn sweet and kind of chilled me. The hot water rise up to the the beginning of the of the torso (e.g cleavage).
I'm going to repeat the same story in the next fanfic that will take place during or after season two with some differences (?): Mumei is in the bath before Ikoma, then when he entered the bathing area, he asked the reluctant girl to wash his body with her towel. At the end of the bath, when Ikoma is about to get out of the bath while standing, Mumei then teases him with her chests pressed against his back and wraps her arms around his neck or maybe grab his chest without knowing why. Depending on character and story advancement, the bath will most likely be a open air (or at least half-open)bath with mountain and greenery and as far season is concerned, maybe mid-winter (set at snowy night) or early spring (red sky afternoon).

>>72843915
Remember that Malaysians helped Delta Force in Mogadishu

>>72844018
What if your friend or your sister accidentally see you when you are taking a bath, are you going to like that?

>>72844241
>What if your friend or your sister accidentally see you when you are taking a bath, are you going to like that?
Ikoma wanted to go to the bath not knowing that Mumei is in the bath. Then when he arrived by sliding the door, Mumei wanted to yell only to get verbally stopped by Ikoma telling that she shouldn't be too aggresive, seeing that Ikoma is already holding a towel with his right arm (the non-prosthetic one) hiding his nether. Doesn't stop them blushing anxiously each other without knowing why.

>>72844506
Yes, I remembered that detail from your fanfic but I wasn't referring to that. I was asking what would you do if the same thing happened to you

>>72844623
I would most likely get blushed or at least turn away if I see a naked male. There would be a little less problem if said male only has his nether wrapped in towel.

>>72844799
Kinda normal reaction. I expected something along the lines of your fan fiction

>>72845106
Well, if there's a naked male walking in not knowing I was in the bath and when he clearly sees me with his eyes widened, I would likely says along the lines of "why are you even doing!?" at him only to get verbally stopped by the guy as I look at him having his nether covered.

>>72845438
Once that's all said is done, I will ask the boy if he's going to bath with me and then tell him to do so back-to-back as he is naked.

>>72845438
>>72845492
Makes for a beginning of a romance if you ask me

>>72845805
Not bad. It could even work in a platonic way as is the case with Ikoma and Mumei. Romance doesn't necessarily translate to pure romance but it could also mean just a deeper friendship regardless of gender. Additionally there's another form of deep friendship sitting in the middle between very close friendship and early romantic bond.

>>72846170
But what is the difference between romance and friendship? Friends don't exactly hold hands and kiss in the "I love you" sort of way but share a bond, gather together(or even live together) and know each other

A romantic couple, hold hands, kiss, go out on dates which is essentially like going out with a friend just with handholding and kissing(sometimes none at all) and sex

It seems the only thing that distinguish the two are merely certain activities

>>72846450
>But what is the difference between romance and friendship?
A friendship is simply someone who is very close to you whereas romance means the same but go further by showing things such as kissing and the like. There's also a platonic bond which is simply intimate and affectionate but not sexual.

>A romantic couple, hold hands, kiss, go out on dates which is essentially like going out with a friend just with handholding and kissing(sometimes none at all) and sex
Yes. In regard to holding hands though, as I said in one previous thread it could just mean anything especially in regard to close bonds. For example if two cute girls hold hands but without doing romantic things such as kissing, I consider them to be close friends, even one anon said so.

In Japan, the bathers often talk of the virtues of so-called "naked communion" for breaking down barriers and getting to know people, or each other, while bathing; this allowed them to talk about a wide range of problems within the relaxed atmosphere. In fictional works, talk about beauty in general is common but not always, and it is not unusual for girls to feel insecure about her flat as board chest so they had to grab the other girl's busty chest simply for the sake of jealousy and often done within humorous context.

>>72846715
So it's just the same as I had said then since the only thing distinguishing the two is extra activities that wouldn't be present in frienship.

While I do see girls hold hands, if two men do the same, it is always assumed they are gay. Where as when girls do it, it is normal.

>naked communion
That sounds rather lewd. I wouldn't have naked communion unless I am about to have sex. Plus being naked with another guy just sounds really gay

In anime, I always assume breast envy to be in there for humor and fan service.

>>72847028
>if two men do the same, it is always assumed they are gay. Where as when girls do it, it is normal.
Not if they clash by holding hands bravely though.

>That sounds rather lewd. I wouldn't have naked communion unless I am about to have sex. Plus being naked with another guy just sounds really gay
The Japanese often have weird names for certain choices, it perhaps also explained that much of its cultural barriers is different from us Westerners. Since the Meiji Restoration, gender-segregated baths become more and more common in Japan to the point that, when men are alone in the bath especially today they would simply babble friendily in a manly way. This applies to both RL and fiction.

>>72847597
>Not if they clash by holding hands bravely though.
It is still very gay and quite unsettling in my mind

Huh, who knew the introduction of Western culture changed the concept of modesty in Japan. Does this mean that men actually held hands and kissed a lot before the Meiji period?

>>72847841
>It is still very gay and quite unsettling in my mind
Only for you, but not for me but then that's because I watched too much fiction and I know the difference between reality and fiction already since childhood. I do know last time that you live in the gayest city of the country.
>Huh, who knew the introduction of Western culture changed the concept of modesty in Japan.
Japan held its first explicit Western contact since early Edo period in 1854 with the arrival of Commodore Matthew Perry and it did not fully spread until late 19th century and throughout 20th century following Meiji Restoration.
>Does this mean that men actually held hands and kissed a lot before the Meiji period?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_Japan

>>72848452
Brighton is also the most leftist city in all of Britain.

I never knew being doing gay things is actually quite normal in medieval Japan, kinda like the ancient Greeks

>>72849087
On another note, I'm uploading my fanfic to fanfiction.net; just the same story but with minor additions that are easy to miss. I hope everyone in fanfiction.net will enjoy it.

>>72849229
They probably would. But it also depends on whether there are regular Kabaneri fanfics being uploaded and updated

Morning lads, it's 4 am here.

Good morning /asean/
Oops not for tagalogs because of pagpag

Reminder that today's Duts' birthday.

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Good morning /asean/
Oops not for bisaya and benguet because of pagpag and shit

Here's your bisayan birthday cake dutdut

>>72853044
Something we should do to commemorate this special Failpenis day?

>>72856024
Ofcourse
Fanatics are obsessed with dutiti like these posters
>>72853044
>>72854031

>>72856024
The davaocuck from /pol/ might arrive later lol

happy birthday Dutiti

Work slave up get !

How did Malaysian Indians end up being the niggers of your society? Does it weird you out seeing them successful everywhere else?

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Why are tagalogs so bobo?

>>72857006
Top kek, thank god we don't have Indian niggers here, our main problem is just with those Chinese jews.

It's funny because most pinoys in the USA don't consider themselves any kind of Asian, never mind Southeast Asian

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>>72843915
Pre-Spanish era the Rajahnate of Butuan (a group of people from southern Mindanao) used to fight similarly to Nordic vikings. They would use our famous Balangay boats to do quick coastal raids on other tribes. They were also known to do long-range diplomatic and raiding missions from China to Myanmar to the Pacific.

Post-Spanish colonisation, there were more jungle gorilla warfare, which really were out of reach from Spanish forces, due to lack of manpower and resources. Conflicts like the Dagohoy Rebellion lasted like 85 years.

Fun fact: the church in which the slain Priest headed that started the whole thing still exists today and I which I attended a couple of times whenever I passed.

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Why are Bisayans retarded is it the pagapg and shit eating

>>72857006
They are successful, just that they have this mindset of (pretty much other races as well) once you get out of the shitty live, you're the king. Except that, Indian will be most likely to abandon their own people. Have you seen the real Indian India? Escape poverty and never look back.

>>72857300
>problem
lamo

Tiko are the problem here, not us.

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why are benguet people so nigg and dumb?

>>72857492
>On March 31, 1521, an Easter Sunday, Ferdinand Magellan ordered a mass to be celebrated. This was officiated by Friar Pedro Valderrama, the Andalusian chaplain of the fleet, the only priest then. Another priest, the French Bernard Calmette (Bernardo Calmeta) had been marooned at Patagonia with Juan de Cartagena for being implicated in the mutiny at Puerto San Julián. Conducted near the shores of the island, the Holy First Mass marked the birth of Roman Catholicism in the Philippines. Rajah Colambu and Siaiu were said to be among the first natives of the soon-to-be Spanish colony to attend the mass among other Mazaua inhabitants, together with visitors from Butuan who came with the entourage of Colambu, king of Butuan
Controversy has been generated regarding the holding of the first mass—whether it was held in Limasawa, Leyte in Masao, Butuan City, in the hidden isle made up of barangays Pinamanculan and Bancasi inside Butuan, in the latest discovered site in between Agusan del Sur and Surigao del Sur, the small barangay of Barobo, or elsewhere. It is sure, however, that Ferdinand Magellan did not drop anchor by the mouth of Agusan River in 1521 and hold mass to commemorate the event which was held at Mazaua, an island separate from 1521 Butuan which, in the geographical conception of Europeans who wrote about it, was a larger entity than what it is now. Antonio Pigafetta who wrote an eyewitness account of Magellan's voyage described in text and in map a Butuan that stretched from today's Surigao up to the top edge of Zamboanga del Norte.

>>72857492
>used to fight similarly to Nordic vikings. They would use our famous Balangay boats to do quick coastal raids on other tribes

thats not something to be proud of

>They were also known to do long-range diplomatic and raiding missions from China to Myanmar to the Pacific.

you mean when muslims traded them as slaves

>>72857893
Didn't the muslims also do quick coastal raids? I mean, moros raided Brunei so much Brunei asked Majapahit to send them a fleet to deter them.

>>72857955
>Didn't the muslims also do quick coastal raids

Everyone here does that
we were like pirate islands at that time

>>72858015
still to this day :^)

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>http://remezcla.com/lists/culture/film-10-reasons-why-latinos-and-filipinos-are-primos/
HAHAHAHA

>>72858075
now Malaysian and Chink sponsored lol

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>tfw invited Filipino-Malaysian house party this Friday
>gonna get drunk af
It's finally my time to fugg a Malaysian qt like Ilani lads, pray for me

>>72858167
>sponsoring vessel destruction
>flip logic

>>72858147
Is lansangan a loan word its another word for street

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Didn't know we have a Porn Capital

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>>72858248

Test

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Fucking hell
Just finished my three months ban for posting spoons.
Whats up nowdays

>>72858569
>Bisayan porn.
Goddammit Pinoy. What have we done to deserve this shit?

Hmmmm tagalog vs bisayan again???
I bet the next cycle is uni bullying

>>72858816
its always around with dutfags and their hate boner for ateneo, don't know what happen to UP or UST

>>72858816
>uni bullying
What? Elaborate pls.

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Remember that a religion that supports homosex gets banned from the pearly gates of heaven immediately.

>>72859221
Is that Sith lord trying to suck the life force from that poor boy?

>>72859221
what did he mean by this

>>72857006
Like >>72857703 said, Indians who are successful look down on other Indians who are still poor. Chinese and Malays generally try to help each other in the community but not them. They're also not united politically, even though they are the smallest of the 3 main races, they have the most number of political parties.

Or maybe because most of our Indians are south Indians. The very few north Indians (Sikh) tend to do very well here.

>>72859534
Tamils and their WE WUZ KANG eh?

My daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fFRU9nnyD0

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>>72859586
But they are Kangz

>>72860350
What the hell? Context please.

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hello jones

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>>72860481
5 Gang 04 members killed in shootout with the police and pic is from the funeral procession.

>>72854031
am I not a man and a brother

>>72860727
But why the Nazi symbol? Is it because they think that they were Aryans?

>>72860879
Its a buddhist symbol man.
If you want the reasoning ask the dead boss P. Kalimuthu or Bentong Kali, the man with the largest murder count ever.
Even went to call the federal crime dept head to challenge him and the 200man task force made to hunt him down before finally being sniped by the police while trying to escape an assault team.

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>>72861018
No, the one with Gobi pic is clearly Nazi's swastika.
Heh, even Indians don't know the difference between the Hindu one and the fascist one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

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if dubs I tell my boss he looks like pic related

>>72861272
If dubs tell your boss to invest in laos

>malay supremacist
>chinese supremacist
>indian supremacist

Truly asia ™

>>72861243
Hitler was actually a half tamil meant to collapse the British empire and free the Raj.

>>72861420
WOAH

>>72861420
It's bullshit but I believe it.

>>72861420
Truly a hero.

>>72861420
Thanks for the redpill.

>>72861420
thanks for the big enchilada

>>72859534
>>72857703
>successful
>literally make up most of the gang members in Malaysia
>disproportionate amount of the poor

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Tfw my workers had to point it out that today is Dutdut's birthday.

>>72862903
Like its Christmas
With the baby by Jesus
Lol

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>shooh! shoooh! here a little gift for you poor people, bye!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfc5faDNrJo

>>72858569
>tfw no "fake jeepney" porn series

>>72863756
How does "bang bike" or "fake bicycle" sound to you?

more like the sillypenis mirite

>>72863954
my sides
fuark

Two years NEET here
is COMELEC still open for registration?
Can I i get a voter's id?
if yes what do I need to bring other than courage?

>>72863756
>>72863954
>>72864222
We have Trike patrol btw.

>>72858569
This is just kek

>>72864452
I don't know if they're open for registration all year but I've heard that you only have to bring at least 2/3 valid IDs. I did submit my barangay clearance and whatnot half a decade ago when I registered but I think current application only requires you a couple of valid IDs. Go to their office and see for yourself I guess.

>>72858569
source?

wkwkwk

Tot ausgabe

>>72865380
but the sole reason I am going there is because I have no ID's

I am a NEET for fucks sake

>Listen to broadcast in Muong
>it is just Vietnamese with super weird accent, with a bunch of Sino-Vietnamese words to fill the gap

I notice different words like cáu (sáu) or mọi (người).

>>72865816
>Voters id
Ill have you know that it took me 2 years to claim that shit

Easiest and fastest to claim for a neet is passport or barangay id

>>72865910
can you vocaroo yourself saying coke?

>>72865935
>barangay id
teach me how to claim this shit

>>72866135
>Barangay
>baran gay
hehe

>>72857703
Lol what do you expect from a extreme right wing country desu

>>72865816
not even a postal ID? I'd start with a lone postal ID then see what goes from there. And like the other guy, it took me a year to claim my fucking piece of shit voter's ID that's not even hard laminated.

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Me on the back

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>>72866223
it comes from Balangay,the ship design used by people to sail and settle the country

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>>72866318
want

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>>72866388
sex

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>>72866405
anything if it's with >>72866318

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>>72866423

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>>72866705

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>>72866900

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>>72866922

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i just wanna sit at home forever

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>>72866951

>>72867119
make your own business. freelance, etc

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>>72867151

https://twitter.com/zzeed/status/846580147343900672
>chinese only
lmao no more "we are all malaysian" shit excuse chink

>>72867258
what is your take on this as an indian?

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>>72867258
we can start our own group

>>72867306
an indian friend of mine commented indian will always be looked down by chinese, even lower than malay
>>72867327
what will it be call?

>>72867258
>meleis

If you took SPM Cainis, u can apply.

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>>72867355
what sounds good to you?

Remember to invest in Myanmar.

>>72867258
how rude

>>72867414
i can't think of any good one, that's why i asked you

>>72864982
>not jeepney

puh-leaseeee........ you are pinoy, where is your worl wide pride?

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>>72867444
/sea/men

>>72867622
>would you want to swim in SEA man?
erotic

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why are there so many cute girl(boy)s here?

>>72867666
>>72867258
assplained this himie

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>>72867258
>>72867699
B-B-B-B-B-BUT ILLANI SAID WE ARE ALL MALAXIAN!

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mfw cant read chinese letters

>>72867724
>Happi CNY

HARRROOOOM

>>72867119
Go rot on your couch you little brat

>>72867748
Maybe if you weren't such a lazy spoiled brat, you might actually get something done

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>>72867778
>>72867800

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>>72867830
Yes. Cry more. Maybe your tears will turn into money

>>72867748
mandarin is easier than japan, korean, traditional chinese

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>>72867645
because you're easy to turn lewd

>>72867764
But I need monies selling fireworks to little kids to blow themselves up.

>>72867873
Everything is difficult for a little brat like him

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I'M NOT AN IDIOT

>>72867898
it depends zhongwen

>>72867932
You are. Have you finished and handed in your report on time?

>>72867940
wrong quote >>72867912
>>72867898
only when i am in the mood

>>72867977
He cannot learn

>>72867952
shhh
chi fan first himie

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>>72867977
what gets you into the mood?
asking for a friend

>>72868019
but he do know how shunxi gongji

>>72868048
sorry but i won't reveal it to anyone but loaf

>>72867724
do you have any pics of this slut without her hijab on?

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>>72868023
I wasn't talking to you 0_0

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SIMI WOR

>>72868078
zaocan first

lu jgn cibai

>>72868102
Oh my little idiot. This is what you get for toying with me and pretending to like me

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>>72868068
can I have loaf?

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>>72868157
im sorry

New thread
>>72868250

>>72868245
That's better. I am still a little angry that you played with my feelings