/cum/

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Radical Centrist Reactionary Ethnonationalistic Authoritarians

>>72857280
Me on the left

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bad edition

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What are you doing to stay comfy?

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>authoritarians

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Anon-kun... give me a kissu (^ 3 ^)

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>hey anon why don't you make a tinder account I'm sure you'd get lots of action
>Tinder isn't my 'thing'
desu though it's just a nice way of saying I don't want to date sluts who have already fucked 5 other guys this week.

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Le weed government has promised legal weed by Canada day next year.

How long will leafs continue to fall for it?

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>>72857280
This edition makes me uncomfortable because I'm a homophobe but also flattered because I'm Canadian.

>>72857334
when mules foal

>>72857345
You can gay bash the shit out of me with that big maple dick.

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*guns you down*

slightly above average thread so far

Wish I had a Japanese bf buds

>>72857341
We will have 12 years of Conservative governments soon

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>>72857334
dont be disrespectful.. she has a name. it's fishksusha

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>>72857341
>promise it
>get elected in 2015
>s-soon guys!
>2019 rapidly approaching
>y-youll get it by 2018, promise!
leaf's?
more like sheep's

>>72857394
Aren't the Liberals 12 points up or some shit

>>72857298
Never heard a label that so accurately fits me.

But it's probably still gay as fuck.

>>72857394
It would be fucking hilarious if Turdeau keeps pushing the weed promise to 2019 and the conservatives promise legal weed

>>72857422
shit I don't fuckign know

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Reminder that if she don't have her hymen don't give her a diamond.

>>72857409
>RyancareFail.jpg

anyone who smokes a marijuana cigarette should be put to death

>>72857437
do (cute) virgins really exist anymore

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Where my alt-centrists at?

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>>72857437

>>72857457
me

>>72857457
only if you're muslim

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>>72857468
*raises my hand*

>>72857394
isn't the prospective conservative candidate a pro-refugee guy?

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>>72857447
>Less than 100 days
>Expected to try to overturn and reorganize an entire healthcare system within a few weeks

That whole thing was just a miserable disaster. Fun to watch though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRJKMHwDlE

>>72857499
>Less than 100 days
>been promising "repeal and replace" since 2010 to get Republicans into office

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>>72857520
>Yet had no concrete plan

You really can't make this shit up

>>72857355
>fuck off we're full
>60%
>A
>ur vajayjay is ur cunt wet
>>>72857484 nonce
>*throat sings* t. poika
>jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
>be swedish >get lobster'd

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU1MfTr9m_c

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>>72857538
>they actually elected Drumpf the absolute MADMEN
>better get to work on overhauling the largest medical industry on the planet

>>72857572
Eh, if Obama could get it done in a few weeks, no reason he couldn't.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

everybody makes mistakes

everybody has those days

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Should I eat and the work out or work out and then eat?

btw thanks for the image conway

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
I FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN (Blacks and CHIs are not men)

>>72857207
In what way is he unoriginal? 2 was a solid album imo, and I thought the guitarwork was pretty original

>>72857586
I wanted something that would actually work, not just be a front for enabling single payer

>>72857586
Pretty sure that plan took about an entire year to negotiate.

I hate Germans

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE

Still a fan of Stumpf. Just wish he'd focus on deportation and the wall.

hate chicanos

>>72857653
Same

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redheads are not people

Hate Oregonians. Worst state ever.

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None of you actually voted for Drumpf, right?

>>72857651
why?

Illegal immigrants commit less criminal crimes (per capita) than people born here.

>>72857673
Lane County poster is nice

I hate SoCalANOS

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Americans have ruined /cum/, where my Mexicans at?

>>72857671
*flips you off and has sex with black haired women*

>>72857608
I work out then eat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0HIA5OK-Ic

>>72857671
You're right. They're better.

who /glorious/

youtube.com/watch?v=Qn-ueJFdyhA

*is white*

>>72857685
thank you

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>>72857679
Had a straight red ticket

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>>72857679
Well I sure didn't. I actually don't vote for memes. Oh well, what's done is done. Now we just watch the fire rise from afar.

>>72857683
lmao that there are people out there that believe this and aren't baiting

*makes an obvious bait thread on /pol/*
*gets 200 replies from the_Donald migrants*
Psssh

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>>72857679
I wish I wrote in drumpf unironically now

>>72857712
>(You)
>white

*is irish*

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*proves you're not white*

>>72857725
Who in that election wasn't a meme? The socialist party ticket?

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>>72857704
>that Amazoness

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>>72857742
*Accepts proof*

>>72857679
I wrote in Bernie Sanders. In Pennsylvania.

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Factual evidence backing up a statement?
Some kind of proofs, mayhaps?

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>>72857712

>>72857747
she's probably higher test than a drop-out construction worker

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>>72857732
I remember you

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>>72857708
humans are not redhead
therefore, redheads are not human. they are a lesser specimen.

>>72857746
I mean, when I read the websites and all the policy positions, Clinton actually had a fairly detailed and diverse range of positions. Trump was just vague nonsense. Also,

>Socialist party isn't a meme

>>72857732
I'm not sure when you're shitposting so I can't tell if this is real

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>>72857782
A recollection of events through memories?

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>>72857777

>>72857777
oh baby

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>Clinton actually had a fairly detailed and diverse range of positions. Trump was just vague nonsense
I haven't read something like this since all the counter baiting a week before the elections

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>My wireless mouse keeps double-clicking

Clinton literally murdered her own staffers and ran a human trafficking ring out of a pizza shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyuv3WXPQsM
kek

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>>72857791
>he thinks I'm a drumpfkin
Didnt I tell you I voted for Tomoko?

Seriously though I remember we had a female poster from oregon and she freaked out on me and wrote a huge rant when i said I voted for drumpfdy dumpfdy, apparently I voted for a meme who would never win

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>>72857787
What the fuck was Hillary's argument beyond "I'm not Drumpf and I'm a woman."

We had a chance and we blew it

what should i eat for dinner

>>72857787
>Clinton actually had a fairly detailed and diverse range of positions
These mean next to nothing, they are just focus grouped positions to appeal to the electorate and have no bearing on what happens after the election. Just look at weedman.

>>72857787
>Clinton actually had a fairly detailed and diverse range of positions

just lmao at ur life

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If i move my computer it freezes.

Please do not attempt any risky movement.

>>72857858
tendies

>>72857848
i dont remember that
are you sure you werent just responding to clacked ass bait?

>>72857858
skip dinner, don't you want a sexy thigh gap?

>>72857858
pork chops with fried potatoes

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>>72857848
>she freaked out on me and wrote a huge rant when i said I voted for drumpfdy dumpfdy, apparently I voted for a meme who would never win

>>72857873
Wise words of the day.

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I honestly wanted Chuck Schumer to lose more than for drumpfy to win, I hate the bagel salesman chucky the cucky

>>72857847
>being this disgusted by a vagina

no wonder his wife needs one

saw a car with a Bernie sticker. Wonder if they would have given me a free ride.

Why does everyone seem to forget that Bill Clinton killed a guy?

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>>72857900
>He's related to Amy Schumer
Oy vey

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>>72857852
> Hillary's argument beyond "I'm not Drumpf and I'm a woman."

I mean yeah, her campaign was shit.

>>72857869
Meh, at least I'm not the one having to slowly regret with the realization that Trump is more or less a bullshit artist.

>>72857909
cause he's the freshest OG

>>72857848
when did an oregon poster visit /cum/?

>>72857887
Sorry I meant to say Delaware, not oregon

>>72857873
post pics of pc insides

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>>72857937
delaware had vagina?

>>72857906
i only looked at the thumbnail aha
>>72857907
free for some cash/weed

*listens to terrible music enthusiastically*

>>72857934
It was Delaware, she used to talk about how her bf lived 45 minutes away and how that was a "long distance relationship"

>>72857921
>y-you drumpkins will regret him any day now

Lol. He will never be worse than socially left, bomb Russia Hillary.

>>72857940
DON'T DO THIS I GOT A VIRUS

>>72857909
>Bill killed a guy
You can't blame a nigga for defending himself bud

>>72857921
>at least I'm not the one having to slowly regret with the realization that Trump is more or less a bullshit artist
>conveniently forgetting that a lot of people voted for him specifically to stop Hillary

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>>72857968

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>the amount of Mexicans in /cum/ has never returned to pre-Trump levels

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I don't really understand meme culture

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>>72857964
Yup, but she had a bf as well and honestly she was a cunt

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>>72857982

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>>72857973
IM IN

>>72857280
The whiskey works and so do the car parts.

>>72857964
Yes
I hated her so much

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>>72857991

>>72858004
>CAD is down
>Peso is WAY down
>Mexico is rioting over gas
>US has a clown as president
The absolute STATE of /cum/ smdh

>>72857909
this

>>72858026
Who are you? Did you give up reddit flags?

>>72858006
Woah

f*cking ravenous desu

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>go to ebay
>bid on an item
>someone outbids me
>I didn't really want the thing but now he has to pay a few dollars more for it

>>72857968
>she used to talk about how her bf lived 45 minutes away and how that was a "long distance relationship"
I remember her

>>72857970
> Lol. He will never be worse than socially left, bomb Russia Hillary.

I mean sure, have a (you). The fact is Trump is expanding the drone program with reckless abandon and is racking up a shit ton of collateral damage.

Also Trump has a lot of shady connections looming around him. It doesn't exactly help that he's pretty much against any form of financial transparency of his assets and properties.

Wonder what happened to the Romanian Iowa grill

>>72858004
I saw a chicano family at my cinema last weekend when I went to see life, the little brats were running around unsupervised and smashing into people while the parents were just standing there bibbling in spanish

Kinda hope most of their money is in pesos now

>>72857992
>a cunt
idk i thought she was cool

>>72858076
>Also Trump has a lot of shady connections looming around him.
You've been saying this shit for six months, put up or shut up

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>>72858089
You would orbiter

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Well fuck, /cum/ is full of political debate.

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>tfw the car alarm next door won't go off

Just finished rewatching Sons of Anarchy
Better the second time/10

>>72858082
wasn't she dating a vet?

prolly got dicked out by other men so often she had no time for 4chan

>>72858125
it keeps the foreigners away

>>72858140
Kinda wish they'd jump in 3bh.

I fucking hate Drumpf

>>72858139
She was a nice lass, would never do such a thing

>>72858127
steal it and drive it a few blocks away

>>72858121
didn't orbit, just don't know why you're buttmad

the lads are posting frogs
can i chill here for a bit until they calm down?

>>72858110
We'll see. Maybe we will or maybe we won't get any new details from the Russia investigation. The fact he is under investigation doesn't exactly give off a good vibe at this point.

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>about to click update
>page auto-updates
>end up downloading a picture of a frog
>have to go to desktop and delete it

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>>72858125
But we all agree on one thing: There is only one god but Allah and Muhhamed is his messenger

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qitāli ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-bayn āqtiḥāmi yubīd aṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Bih ʻazz dīnī wa-dall al-buġāh
Fa-yā qawmī hubbuwā li-darbi al-kumāh
Fa-'imā ḥayāt'un tasuru al-hudỳ
Wa-'ima mamāt'un yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh
Wa-'ima mamāt'un yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh

Fa-qum yā akhaỳ li-darbi an-najāh
Li-damṣỳ sawyāan naṣudu al-ġuzāh
Wa-narfaʼ majda wa-nuʼlỳ jibāh
Ābat 'an taḏ'inla li-ġaīri Al-'Ilāhi
Ābat 'an taḏ'inla li-ġaīri Al-'Ilāhi

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>tfw no oyster bay bf
>tfw we will never visit Teddy Roosevelt's home at night together

I hate new jersey so fucking much. I wish we would nuke it so their kind would stop coming over here.

>watching tv

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guys, are you afraid of dying

i know i am

>>72857940
is a macbook pro

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>>72858169
draw us a toad and you're welcome

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>>72858033
>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/23/senate_votes_to_let_isps_sell_browser_histories/
>All the Americans ISP's will now be able to sell their customers search histories
I guess burgers on 4chinz will see more body pillow ads

Oyster Bay is a man of Allah.

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>>72857992
It's all starting to come together, now.

>>72858170
>The fact he is under investigation doesn't exactly give off a good vibe at this point.
The fact that Hillary was under investigation for 4 years didn't give off a good vibe at any point

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>>72858165
I'm playing with u

>>72858155
actually, the anglo ones still come here, but I'd still consider aussies to be foreigners

>>72858190
ive come to terms with the fact that i'm going to die some day.
no big deal we're all gonna die

>>72858033

Peso has been steadily going up since Trump became president lmao.

Everybody can see trough his fake tough guy persona.

>>72858199
>brown lips

that's one deep pepe

>>>/pol/118541028
Good read

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>My iggly buff just evolved

acceptable places in the USA:
NYC
SF
Wyoming

that is all

The US should convert to Shia Islam so we can join forces with Iran and destroy ISIS and Israel

>>72858205
I mean yeah it doesn't give off a good vibe but that doesn't mean he's guilty. It seemed many Trump supporters fell for the "you're guilty before proven innocent" meme.

>>72858233
>Wyoming
it is a good place desu

>>72858233
>acceptable places in the UK:

that is all

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>only have one shot at life
>spend it all playing vidya and shitposting

wouldnt have iet any other way desu

>>72858180
It's really close to where I grew up actually. I used to work at the TR reserve camp that was right next to his grave. The guy who managed the graveyard unlocked the thing surrounding it and let me go inside. The house is quite something

>>72858233
>Wyoming
its not like how its portrayed in brokeback mountain
you're not gonna find a cowboy bf there

>>72858139
a vet as in an animal doctor?

>>72858177
Ne varsin valehtelevat
Tuiki tyhjeä panevat
Jotka soittoa sanovat
Arvoavat kanteletta
Väinämöisen veistämäksi
Jumalan kuvoamaksi
Hauin suuren hartioista
Veen koiran koukkuluista
Soitto on suruista tehty
Murehista muovaeltu:
Koppa päivistä kovista
Emäpuu ikipoloista
Kielet kiusoista kerätty
Naulat muista vastuksista
Sentä ei soita kanteleeni
Ei iloitse ensinkänä
Soitto ei soita suosioksi
Laske ei laatuista iloa
Kun on huolista kuvattu
Murehista muovaeltu

>>72858277
veteran of war.

>>72858271
>you're not gonna find a cowboy bf there
you're not gonna find anyone there

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>>72858233
>NYC
>acceptable

>SF

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>only one shot at life
>spend it alone and miserable

wouldnt have let any other way desu

>>72858246
The Iran should convert to Judaism so we can join forces with The US and destroy ISIS and Israel.

fixed that for ya.

;)

>>72858233
>Wyoming
Shithole, try Montana

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>>72858246

>>72858259
>insult USA
>canada leaps in to defend
nawh good little lapdog

Watermelons are my favorite berry

>only one shot at life
>autist

this sucks

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DUDES cant wait for my legal WEED LMAO

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>>72858311
no, name a legitimately nice place in the united kingdom i'll wait bud

>girl tells me i'm her friend
>get boner

what's wrong with me lads

>>72858308
been there
objectively really nice

>>72858314
bananas for me

>>72858190
I'm not afraid of it but I'd rather be alive

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>>72858314
But watermelons arent a berry! they are melons

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>>72858311
>>>/int/brit

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>one shot at life
>spend it all jacking off to an effectively unlimited supply of hentai
what a time to be alive

>>72858233
acceptable places in the UK:
devon
scottish highlands
normandy

That is all. Peace out.

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>NYC
>Acceptable

>>72858311
>fucked if they insult the US
>fucked if they don't
I feel bad for /cum/nadians sometimes

>>72858233
nyc is a shit hole famarang
have you ever been there?

talked to a g*rl earlier

horrible experience

>>72858335
>It is a large, sprawling annual plant with coarse, hairy pinnately-lobed leaves and white to yellow flowers. It is grown for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo.

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>>72858342
Sounds about right

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>/cum/ once again proving they cannot resist b8

>>72858330
edinburgh
bath
cornwall/devon
london
manchester
snowdonia
western isles

>>72858348
>devon
haha me mentioned

>>72858359
yeah I have, it's pretty cash

talked to a g*rl earlier

nice experience

Wish i could save a one horse town from banditos and earn the love of a southern belle in the process.

Everything is green outside, buds
It's nice

>>72858223
Man, I always hate reading about the childhood and mostly peaceful civilian life of people commit massacres.

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>>72858373
I mean who could resist all those (you)s?

>>72858332
Why'd you go to Montana?

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TR's grave, got to go inside the cage. It was literally right outside the camp

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>>72858361
stop watching cams

>>72858373

>>72858330
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>72858386
ya see it was a trick question bud, everywhere looks the same in the uk

and it all looks fuckin average

>>72858408
meant wyoming
to ski

>>72858397
Just go to a Mexican town and kill the cartel guys to earn your spic gf.

i often go weeks without seeing my desktop

>>72858260
good bud

>>72858359
It's not that bad desu

>>72858441
Oh

>>72858309
I like that image

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i took this picture on the beach

>>72858436
>canadian
>saying everywhere looks the same
your towns and cities have grids mate looooooool

>>72858386
vocaroo sea shanties matey

>>72858417
Looks pretty nice bud

When we're in the jungle, the law of man no longer reigns.

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>>72858457
That image sucks and it's for babies, real men use this image

>>72858464
very nice

>>72858464
should have given him your vape instead

>>72858417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jbt9w0bJvA

*spastically waves hands around*
EYO

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>>72858466
bruhhh

the uk is legit comprised of nothing but commie blocks

SAD

>>72858500
see>>72858474

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>>72858500

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Ate some weed brownies last night and when i took a shit at work today it smelled like weed and i could hear the guy in the next stall go *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIIIIIIFF*. What a fart huffing fag

>>72858464
literally my spirit animal

>>72858500
I care

How many calories should a person eat a day

>>72858500
I care about it.

>>72858529
P U N G E N T

>>72858517
lol
my house is older than your "country" e.g. double client state of the UK and USA

>>72858541
An american should eat 5000 a day

>>72858541
2

>>72858541
too many

>>72858484
glad "she"'s gone

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W-wow everyone is so kind to me and they don't even know I'm a girl

Daily reminder to go to /fit/ and read the sticky

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>>72858557
>my house is older than your "country"

poor fag can't even afford a new house lmao

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*quietly posts anime*

>>72858583
we bought it old cos we're rich, like rich people buy ripped jeans

>>72858578
cutting off your dick doesnt make you a girl

>>72858541
2000 or less

>>72858578
Eeeeugh hey gurl lemme see dem tiddies *slurp* *slurp*

>>72858618
damn, you win this time

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>>72858619
Well it sure as hell doesnt make me a man

>>72858578
U want sum fug bae??

>>72858578
WTF ....


...

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>>72858578
>tfw I fell in love with a grill

>broadcast is too wide for my tv and switching resolutions doesn't fix it

what the heckery

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>>72858578
uuh uuh uuh uuh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm

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Any union guys here? What are my chances of getting called? It's Chicago btw

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/cum/ is dum

What's /cum/ listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSGWsmR4ipM

>>72858679
like ur mum

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comf

i wish my lawn was emo so it would listen to American Football with me

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>Canadians say mum

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>>72858464
nice

>>72858695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhM1XZsh6o

>>72858695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ZyrTyyH2Y

>>72858661
FELL IN LOVE ONCE AND ALMOST COMPLETELY

>>72858714
is that the lad from toy soldiers?

>>72858695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fsPubQxuZs

>>72858695
Nothing, im at work

>>72858732
Small Soldiers

>>72858695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH71AAxXmM

>>72858732
>>72858748
Grossly underrated movie.

>>72858748
ye but is it?

>>72858764
Yes.

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>>72858725
>smells like teen poon
>nerdvana
>Kurt "kill my self" Cobain

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>americans cannot understand rhymes

Cubs getting smacked on by Indians

>>72858695
too slow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gKfcg3P-f0

>>72858777
Where are the other two legs?

>>72858770
top bananas

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>>72858695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRlskR3wuU

>>72858771
Was listening to this earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOJ0JWK1FL0

>>72858695
corrected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gH993_Td_w

>qt wants to go get Wendy's
>I just ate 10 minutes ago
hmm

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>>72858812
hmmm?

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All girls, even the hot ones, poop at least once a day

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>>72858695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKD-MVfC9Ag

>>72858832
eating this late at night is non white tier

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>>72858832

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>>72858832
It's called being a kind person and going with him anyway

>>72858832
Get a frosty, dummy.

>>72858529
I kek'd @ this post

>>72858832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fsPubQxuZ

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>I kek'd @ this post

>>72858845
I do what I want

>>72858861
>>72858867
I'm going to

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>smacks the Turks around in every way
>only gets stopped because France, Britain, and Italy come in to stop me from annexing Tsargrad
>smacks them around again, but promises not to annex the Balkans this time
B тeбя пpoблeмa?