/brit/

Don't want to be dealing the a new round of Troubles desu. Gonna be pretty miffed at the shinners if all hell breaks loose over some queers.

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>>72845483
Top slag

No idea why people continue to work jobs they hate and constantly complain about.

Maybe they're just the sort of miserable twats who would hate any job desu.

>>72845411
Can tell this image was made by a NEET. Specifically because Fridays are pretty shit when you're a wageslave. Yes logically you would think that Friday evening maximises enjoyment because you have the most free time ahead but really you're just knackered from work. All my Friday nights end up as a write off just like all the other weeknights. The only time I really enjoy is Saturday.

>>72845411
its 20 to 6 and ive not gone to sleep yet
woke up at 7pm the other day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pvvVQZ4MsM

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CHOOOOON


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heTnCEfuX7U

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>Revenge of the Sith was 12 years ago

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490065048134.webm

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Dat Tara tho

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england, tbhlads

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the chav gf

>>72845494
They tasted like shite and you know it

>muh turkey twizzlers

fuck off you underclass runt

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>When you REALLY want to love a girl because she's beautiful and nice but she listens to utter shite like this

Just can't lads, shan't even pretend I like it

Shared taste in music is a must if I'm going to get along well with a girl

Never had a turkey twizzler.

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>>72845639

started going on walks at night when i found this staircase that goes right up to the top of the council building and it's seriously high up

at the top i stand right at the edge and just look out over the car park and it would be so easy to jump and kill myself but i go back down every time

guess i want to live

>>72845705
>>>/mu/

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>>72845182
Doc says it's a medical condition

>>72845227
I see it too

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>>72845741
wales too

can't forget wales

>>72845761
nah save up some dosh and do an cheeky ol' beachyhead 'cide

>>72845782
make sure you dispose of that peel mate don't want somebody slipping over x

>>72845766
no not really, you fking paki

>>72845761
show a pic

@ 72845839
rude

been NEET and wageslave and will take the latter anyday

though part of me would kind of like to only work part-time when the summer comes around to enjoy the long sunny days. certainly wouldn't want to be NEET though

>>72845821
i bet the view over there is amazing, and then the rush of wind and cold air as you fall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2PuXu8fcY

might do a nap for a few hours

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and scotland as well i guess

business idea: the deanos on /brit/ give normie lessons to the virgins/abno/neets

>>72845803
how's the wales gf?

>>72845877
It is yeah, there's a nice little ice cream shop at the top too

>>72845947
nah
the winging cunts can fuck off

>>72845967
What do you want to know?

Normie all through teenage years, now an early 20's Deano.

the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3USZnfM5rC0

>>72845997
how to ace a job 'terview

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the gf

>>72845997
how to ace a vagina

fiending for some ket

>>72845874
why

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>>72845972
you mean this one? she's still napping haha

about to brew a cuppa la, here's the plan

darjeeling tea with

>clove
>cardamom
>fresh ginger
>milk
>sugar

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>>72845821
If I was going to jump I'd go for a bridge instead of a cliff desu. Either this or the Humber.

>>72846096
all me

>>72846096
the bit about eye contact hits close

>>72846142
don't like the idea of putting additional flavouring shit into tea desu

Don't even like earl greay. The gf drinks it and it's a relief when I go home and can make a nice plain cuppa

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>me watching this as a kid
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490382705906.webm

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>>72846096
if you make eye contact with somebody, are you supposed to hold it or look away?

>>72846053
Don't apply if you're shit or under-qualified, chances are someone much better than you is there so you're wasting your time.

Sometimes applying for a lower position and getting promoted can work out better long-term and it always looks good on your CV to have a promotion.

>>72846092
Foreplay is key, girls all love foreplay so make sure you spend the majority of time kissing and touching. Pay attention to her reactions to see what she likes but once you know don't just do the same thing over and over, alternate. Oral and stimulation using your fingers will be what's most likely to make her orgasm. Using your thumb on her clit and your two middle fingers inside then swap your thumb for your tongue. There isn't much to vaginal sex, if you want a position to last long or if you're experienced get the girl to go on top. In my experience girls who cum from vaginal sex do so most often whilst in doggy.

>>72846144
>not the forth road bridge

m8

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>single-linking

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>>72846242
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490382850069.webm

>>72846237
i like it flavored once in a while for a change, it is pretty good

>>72846096
>Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact

Normies do this too


If you're ugly :)

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>>72845972
Alri

saw a "crooked hillary" bumper sticker today and immediately thought of the so-called german

>>72846242
>>72846342
canadians are weird

any patriots like me joinin the army? heard its good banter

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>non-anglo cartoons
man this show was weird as fuck

don't care

>>72846097
bad times
im wrestling with going to get a bag of weed

>>72846301
Not a big fan.

>>72846388
flattered

>>72846105
its not the same. always found not having a job a really precarious and anxiety-laden position to be in. feeling like a worthless piece of shit and not knowing how long it would last or what kind of shitty job you could end up in and shitting yourself over prospective interviews etc

horrendous way to live

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posting ulster so they don't feel left out

>>72846530
whats there to worry about with no responsibilities

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>>72845827
No worries, i live in the middle of fuck all. Ain't nobody slipping on this banana peel

>>72846489
just a small fan?

Cartoons I remember watching

dennis the menace
mona the vampire
fairly odd parents
yvon of the yukon
pinky and the brain
scooby doo
arthur
hey arnold
rugrats
big blue bear in the big blue house
recess
ed, edd and eddy
krypto the superdog

who would you rather move in next door?

2 pakis
5 bulgarians
10 poles
15 chinese
20 indians
50 irish

>>72846647
like over half of these are Canadian
did the UK not produce any cartoons of their own?

birthdays between october to december are just shit really. too late in the year

>>72846687
50 irish

>>72846637
It's not a bad bridge desu, but there's one of the most iconic bridges in the world right next to it.

>>72846687
depends if there are any Irish lasses who would be my gf

>>72846726
spring > summer > winter > fall

>>72846687
50 Irish so we could get together with my 50 family members in my own house and have a good drink together then beat up some prods

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>>72846687
what about 1 yank

Ahh yes the plastic paddies

Not a fan of you lot to tell the truth

>>72846584
I barely have any responsibilities as it is (which is why I'm on fucking 4chan). I also like having disposable income and various nice things and not be perpetually living on a knife-edge

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>>72846773
>1 yank

>>72846773
One yank is the size of 50 irishmen and nearly as obnoxious

terry pratchett more like terry BRAAAAPchett

>>72846828
you're just bothered that no one wants to be english
even the english hate being english

>>72846828
Like you wanted them
Besides it's a win-win, we'll take them off your hands and you get to be near less irish

1 in 6 have been the victim of a rape attempt

Been NEET for ages

Struggling to get back into the wageslave lifestyle

>>72846887
Blatantly untrue mate but do go on you clearly know more about England than I do

Blacks are ok

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>>72846843

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>tfw british and irish

>>72846919
have you tried findom?

Why are tall women almost always bitchy and ugly

got called a wetwipe in target

GF said my friend was creepy because he referred to himself as the alpha male and kept referring to her friends as "pussies" "i'm with a bunch of pussies" and "bitches"

no welsh person has ever emigrated to america, maybe canada

>depressed
>girls think im mysterious and cool when im walking around looking like i want to kill myself
>if one of them speaks to me for even a moment it cheers me up so it breaks the illusion and they lose interest
hate this. Just happened with an icelandic qt.
might do an ol' 'cide

I tell people I'm scottish

Why do black people have an instant connection with other blacks no matter how different they are? Like, you see a black person from America go to some African country and they're like "ye brother" even though they are from completely different countries, cultures etc. They just get on simply because of the colour of their skin

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>>72846843
I'll never understand why that amerilard let himself go like that

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reminder that he posts among us lads

>>72846983

Don't have boobs, unfortunately

>>72846835
fair enough. work and study just give me anxiety about fulfilling expectations that i don't need to meet as a NEET

>>72847015
white people do this too when they're a minority

probably most ethnicities do this 2bh

>>72846986
Stop being a pussy

One thing that pisses me off with Brexit is how certain politicians are more interested in protecting the rights of foreigners in the UK and actual British nationals.

>>72847048
why

When I was really depressed I used to sit and watch the moon move across the sky all night sometimes.

Just remembered this now.

>>72847005

"The shamrock, thistle and rose entiwne,
In the Maple Leaf forever!"

Notice the pronounced absence of leeks

>>72847015
I feel the same way with white people in non-white countries
until they open their mouth and lefty bollocks pours out

>>72847015
actual africans look completely different from american blacks. american blacks are just as white as they are actually black

>>72845411
>fifth investment property
small time

Need more as a safety net in case you have to kick out your scum tenants and use the other rentals to pay that mortgage for a couple months.

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cannot fathom this thinking

hate niggers lads

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>>72847005
but millions of irish did

because of a famine or something

>>72847015
That's not a black person thing, it's an American thing.

>>72846843
>the welfare state promotes this

Are sugar mommys a real thing

>>72847152
not sure if you want him to do it or not

>>72847170
bit embarrassing for you ha ha

>>72847190
Terrible isn't it what capitalism does to people.

>>72847201
only for women nonces in their 40s that prey on teenage twinks

>>72847190
there wouldn't be enough food in a communist society to even feed a normal person, let alone him

>>72847007

doesn't work for me

you must be a GLL (good looking lad)

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Is there any more aesthetic building in the entire world

>>72847166
bit racist

>>72847260

I think a lot of lesbos too

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>>72847270

>>72847224
can't fathom being so desperate for the idea of a gf that you'd put effort into an ugly one

>>72847263
>you must be a GLL (good looking lad)
thank you :) x

>>72847152
h-haha what an idiot..

>>72847201
would quite like to try it out

Dave Chappelle's new Netflix show is alri

I only follow zoologists on Twitter now so my feed is just non-stop marine worms

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me and the lads

>>72847381
hello nigger

>>72847334
he must be pretty desperate oh dear oh dear haha

>>72847381
don't like stand up

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>>72847270
looks like an upside down table

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>Post a thread on /v/ calling a newly released game shit
>I haven't even played any video games in years

>>72847247
He clearly can't get out of bed, let alone actually earn money for himself. So who supports him?

>>72847262
Thanks to capitalism, we don't have a food shortage. Unfortunately welfare programs allow people to abuse financial aid to this extent.

>>72847381
FOY

weird to think the country that applauds like seals at the big bang theory is the same one that awarded 37 Primetime Emmy Awards to a sitcom that uses words like "fortuitous" and "milieu"

>>72847403
me with the keyboard in the back, the full grown adult playing in a band for (presumably special needs) children

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>I only follow zoologists on Twitter

>>72847381
i always assumed he was dead the way reddit talked about him

>>72847455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco

Ah yes the age old anglo-saxon mentality, stamp out the native culture s and shun its people. Then breed with their women, a classic.

The sister, who's predicted all A*s and As at A-level, has now had 4 rejections from uni, including from """Bradford""". Not sure what the country is coming to desu.

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>>72847270
Depends on how lax your definition of building is.

'tting th' 'aily 'ose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmE0M9TOIxU

>>72847519
why would someone predicted A*s and As at A-level apply to Bradford at all

>>72847417
what

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>>72847381
>mfw he roasts transpeople

all i've eaten for the past 6 days is cheese toasties, baked beans and ready meal kormas

The real question is, is it gay to have a sugar daddy who is a full blown homo, pay for all your shit, whilst being 100% straight male

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with zoology.

>>72847534
"a structure with a roof and walls, such as a house or factory."

>>72847519
i stretched your sister's arsehole so hard she couldn't sit down for a week

got nothing against Irish-Americans myself but I don't like how the term seems to automatically imply that they are all solely of Irish descent when the vast majority at this point are clearly of mixed heritage. in fact I'm not even sure why european heritage is still even such a big deal with modern day americans. like how does it even factor into their every day 21st century lives?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/i-spent-a-month-dating-sugar-mamas-and-i-wouldnt-do-it-again

interesting read

>>72847519
that's the brexit and the footballers bonuses for you

>>72847519

You should comfort your sister, take her out for a nice meal and tell her you love her no matter what

>>72847562
Not sure really, I was equally baffled, but apply she did. Think it was her comfy 5th choice that it would be literally impossible to get rejected from.

>>72847519
tell her about findom

>>72847595

Shut up I worked hard for that fedora

>>72847587
depends on the quality of said shit

>>72847587
no it isn't. having gay sex doesn't necessarily make you gay as it could just be sex you don't like

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someone post that Singapore garden skyscraper

>>72847617
Seems very unlikely

>>72847623
I voted Brexit, whoops sorry sis

>>72847625
Sounds a bit bent

>>72847627
Good idea, solid career choice

>>72847626
hope shes in tears

>>72847618
my family is pretty solidly Irish of one sort or another
the only big divide is one side is protestant and the other is Catholic

>>72847519
is she cute

>>72847432
Who said anything about earning money? The welfare system is designed to prop up capitalism.

Any sensible form of government would provide him with a job and require him to perform it before feeding him.

>>72847706
are you cute

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>Wait Anon, you're a VIRGIN? Haha I really don't think you could be our new housemate, sorry!

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>>72847649

new 19yo at work asked permission to go to the toilet as if she was still in school

cute but weird

>>72847519
Have the minority biased education selection programs started there yet? Happens all the time here.

You can have great qualifications but if someone brown with similar qualifications also applies you get bumped below them.

>>72847725
yes

>>72847683
Quite often actually

>>72847706
No she's severely anorexic and might die unless she responds well to the therapy she's getting

>>72847669

>Sounds a bit bent

There's nothing bent about being there for your sister when she's down you selfish cunt

>>72847726
would give the one on the left a good seeing to if you get me

odds i wank
evens i shan't

>>72847767
did you offer to wipe her bum?

>>72847779
pics

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LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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gf just sent me this lads

My mate once had an old rich guy tell him he would pay him $4000 if the old guy could suck HIS dick

He told him no, but I probably would've whored myself and let him do it lmao

>>72847710
The welfare system undermines the success of capitalism. Without it he would be forced to find a job and perform it in order to feed himself.

spunk everywhere

>>72847780
maybe she can't get in because she's fucked up

>>72847794

girls don't poo

Some people outside my apartment are yelling. In English.

https://youtu.be/dOSIjoZnHwI?t=3m

does the UK get microburts?

>>72845609
Unashamedly believe RotS was the best Star Wars film and one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever made

>>72847700
>the only big divide is one side is protestant and the other is Catholic
I thought Canadians were supposed to be all polite and PC and above such things?

>>72847780
how will you feel when she 'cides

>>72847767
did that when I started. because only worked in a call centre before where you literally do need permission

there's anchovies in worcestershire sauce apparently hehe

>>72847773
Don't think so, think that sort of thing only happens informally but there's no actual quotas in place as far as I'm aware

>>72847783
Still sounding bent to me, shan't be comforting her one bit

>>72847827
Could be desu

>>72847878
Sad

After I had sex on Saturday, my cock seems to be more gorged with blood while flaccid.

Usually, it's cold and small.

What did ol' Willy mean by this?

>>72845705
>not forcing the gf to like your music by sheer strength of will

Cuck

just booked my flights and accommodation for Berlin in July.

>>72847902
narcissist. stop responding to 4 posts at once

go do a ama reddit thread

>>72847919
>After I had sex on Saturday
FONT

>>72847919
pretty normal 2bh

did you know it's pronounced "flaxid"?

>>72847880

would be a nightmare for me, i have a very leaky willy that sometimes drips for 10 minutes before i feel safe enough to put it back in my pants

fifth property is starter tier for investors

>>72845705
nofx are great though tbf

>>72847818
There are never enough jobs though because then the workers would be able to effectively strike for better pay and conditions.

Without the welfare state he would be forced to contemplate alternate systems of government.

>>72847919
bad circulation. also fuck off reddit

>>72847902
is she ugly as well as being an anorexic nerd?

>>72847845
saw an Asian girl buying toilet roll last week

absolutely rancid

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>>72847618
It's just WE WUZism and MUH HURRITAGE bull, it's interesting stuff to know where you're from but overall only important if you want to know what types of traits and diseases you could develop.

Personally I hate all that hyphenated-american shit dispite knowing I'm pic related

>>72847876
no lol
I'm catholic and I think my protestant grandfather has always had issues with that
when I was young I asked him if he or his father were ever in the IRA and he got pretty mad

>>72847851
Cool

Back from work

Ate clear under 1000 calories
Mum is having a go at me for not eating
But I'm disgusted with my body

Had a couple of decent social interactions that should have gone better considering the amount I practiced them in my head

There is an obvious tranny at work, she's really thick/bulky

>>72847919
Noticed this as well

Was always scared cos my willy is ridiculously small when flaccid, bordering on micropenis territory

But then i got a gf and when she is around, it is always semi-hard and looks a decent size, even when we aren't having sex or anything.

>>72847851
who is microburt?

Would anybody host me in London on their couch? I can cook and clean and do your groceries the week I'm there. I'm a bit anti social so I don't want to stay in a normstel with other "backpackers"

don't care in the slightest bit

>>72847939
Sorry, can't help it, simply getting too many (You)s

>>72847986
Not really, although certainly become less attractive since the anorexia, no one likes skeletons

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490105387307.webm

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>this paki is staring at your posts right now, in girls' clothes, possibly touching his little brown willy

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THERES NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER AND I'VE POOPED A WET DIARRHEA WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW

>>72847980
There would be enough jobs (or very close to it) if we did not allow uncontrolled masses (millions) of immigrants to flood the workforce illegally.

>>72848058
Pics

>>72847957
drip it into my bum

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amazing what they can do these days

>>72848142
use a tissue

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>>72848082

>>72848142
Proud of you.

>>72848142
theres a shower right there you idiot

Bring back the U.V.F

>>72848115
Literally have a spare room in Central London, but no

>>72848139
Wearing boy clothes, just got back from work

>>72848150
Nah
It's a very ciche look

>>72848173
Not yet but I'm getting there

>>72848147
there is always a certain level of unemployment because people switch jobs, get laid off and look for something new

it has nothing to do with immigrants. if you don't have enough workers prices start rising and you get bottlenecks and companies relocate production out of the country

>>72848196
that's a big finch

>>72848147
That's not a coincidence.

>>72848217
Don't think the Russian's need more arse-tonguing

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>>72848131
Fallout New Vegas is unironically my favourite game of all time.

>when you turn off the radio while wandering through freeside and this comes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dkQVUR10I

>>72848115

People in London don't have couches, literally every young person I know rents a single room in 3-6 bedroom place with the living room converted into a bedroom.

>>72848219
Thanks for the (you) I guess

>>72848263
Nah the IRA already have russian foreskin in their Mouth

Playing through rise of the tomb raider lads, think it's shite 2bh.

>>72848269
Fallout 2 was the first M rated game I played

>>72848327
fallout 1 and 2 were shit

>>72848314
That doesn't make any sense. Russian don't deal drugs in IRA areas

Today featured two significant social interaction opportunities but neither went as well as it could have despite having practiced these exact conversation topics in my head for weeks. During break I was playing 3DS again, a nice guy who I interacted with over a month ago leaned over my screen to see if he recognised what I was playing before jogging on back to work. It was Yokai watch that I was playing tody, soon after LittleKuriboh sat next to me, he said “little bit of 3DS” again, I told him what I was playing, we had a conversation about vidya, I told him my 3DS was hacked, he was impressed but there were several points where I messed up the conversation, when he spoke about Zelda all I had to say was my sister plays it, when speaking about him playing Pokemon HG, I repeated a bad story about replacing the battery in an old Pokemon Gold cartridge and lastly when he said he was playing Witcher 3, it was one of his all time top 3 games, I criticised it, not well. The main issue was probably how I spoke, once I could think of half a response, I blurted it out.

The other conversation was with the Wrestling guy, I initiated, asked if he was hyped for WrestleMania, he’s booked a ticket to watch somewhere, he asked if I was a fan and I stumbled.

There are a bunch of new starts at the call centre, looks like my job is in danger.

No response from my solicitor, I’ll chase that up.

Really hate my body, much easier to diet picturing what I don’t want to look like rather than what I do, only ate cereal, yoghurt and a small portion of peanuts today. I’ll replace the cereal with eggs and maybe cheese tomorrow.

>>72848142
this is why god invented socks lad

Don't.

>>72848357
>Drug Deals

And how is that bad. Not to mention the IRA were literally sucking the cock of foreign backers to fund their shitty army

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>>72848269
>ywn cruise across the barren waste land doing drive-bys on radscorpions and raiders with your posse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNsJI_fDoR8

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>72848369

Did not read a single word of this

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>>72848346
they are some of the best RPGs easily
probably too much for a brainlet yank like you

>>72848448
no

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>>72848369
Post body, I'll be the judge of that

I miss the OLD /brit/ of "doing an poo" and stuff

>>72848414
Drugs are bad you silly hun
>foreign backers
You mean the Irish overseas? ;)

we haven't had a decent volcanic eruption for a while now

we had the iceland one but without the plane ban that wouldn't have been much

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>>72845803
>>72845741
>>72845639
Cornwall

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490451664184.webm

>>72848461
yeah maybe in 2001 they would've been good. not at all by today's standards
>muh nostalgia
>old games r better!!

>>72848463
There are specific angles it looks bad at

No good camera though
Police took it

will nae be reading or replying to poleaboo's mountainous post of shite I probably don't care about

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>>72848490
Scotland

all new open world games are shit

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little
british
isles

>>72848509
these games simply are better
the design methodology behind them is so much different from what is common now

go play the new mass effect

>>72848509
I thought they were shit at the time desu.

Not a patch on the infinity engine games.

>>72848534
This

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any other Ulster pepes?

>>72848551
what old open world games are good?

Just typed out a lengthy reply to the German about entry level labor positions and illegal immigration and then accidentally bumped the refresh page button and deleted all of it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72848557
Me on the left

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>>72848582

Going to the library at 5pm

What am I like?

>h3h3's mother is milf as fuck

how the hell did she give birth to that semi-retard degenerate?

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>>72848586

>>72848601
>American flag
probably shouldn't bother

>>72848601
Dunno why you bothered since it was a bait post for me which I chose to ignore.

>>72848643
gay

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>>72848515
If you say so, but i'm sure you look 1000% better than the average ameriblob sweetie

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What ASMR have you been watching lately?

>>72848596
gta 3, VC and SA
fallout 1 and 2
other old rpgs like baldur's gate

some others probably that i have forgotten about

>>72848601
had no plans on reading it regardless

Pretty amazing how this grey rainy shitty tiny little island conquered and built the entire modern world

antifa in the US is made up entirely of teenage extremists 2bh

cuck culture gone wild with a side of entry level graffiti

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>>72848652

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>>72848638
Also this

>>72848596
open world games in general are shit because there is no progression

much better is a sort of hub/worlds system where there is still structure but you have free movement to explore in each "world" or new area

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>>72848586

>>72848601
don't waste your time

he doesn't believe in illegal immigration

>>72848715
*everyone is amazed*

>>72848694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyH1D1fY1SU

>>72848701
most old RPGs are hub-based for the most part though you can roam anywhere

>>72848752
Oh you only like progressive games.

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Roads?

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>>72848551
wrong

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490570620089.webm

>>72848694
watched one with some bird with throat cancer talking about how awful her life had become

>>72848828
the canadian pepe looks cosy

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>>72848832
>5 years old

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>>72848828
>mfw they're all related

>>72848870
definitely farting

>>72848694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkXaO0trfLM

>>72848805
you can possibly make a truly open world game good but I've yet to see it.
honestly the Elder Scrolls do an alright job but suffer from MAJOR issues

Today is Muslim Womens Day

Post paki gfs

>tfw bread but no butter/peanut butter/jam
>tfw cereal but no milk

What the FUCK am I going to eat for brekko lads?

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>>72848947

>>72848836
That spastic granny fanny tho

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>>72848947