/brit/

Merkel

I want to 'av a shag with Karen

PUTTING DRUGS INTO MY BODY

AAHWWOOO

imagine being so autistic you follow and live your life accordingly to what peter hitchens says

>>72839479
love this image

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>Hm? What is that? You don't know? Curious... Well, since you've asked, I feel it necessary to point out that I am indeed what the lower class youths of today might refer to as "cool". Why? Oh, well you see I'm quite an avid user of what are known as illegal narcotics and other assorted drugs. I'm unsure how you were incapable of recognising this, I'm sure to spend several hours of my day inundating various online image boards with posts relating to my use of the aforementioned narcotics to ensure everyone is aware of how "hip" and "cool" I am.

>>72839479
>Take the piss
I thought that meant doing a joke, but he used it like "fuck off"
???

>Ds3 DLC in 4 hours and of course the gf wants me to stop at hers tonight. ffs.
how do i get out of this?

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karen revival

>>72839552
What a beautiful 100% English slag

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the united STATE of america

>>72839504
>bad example because he unironically is clearly quite strong and exercises

he's a chubby twat with man boobs
like you, probably

or are you the neckbeard in the background?

>>72839573
nah in this context it means "you've gone too far, you're taking the piss [out of me]"

>>72839573
You know when someone does something annoying and you say "Are you serious?" Same deal

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>>72839584
here's another one

> this one fedoraposting aussie who's really really sensitive about drugs

wonder what went wrong with him

>>72839584
Post Ethiopian/Eritrean qts NOW

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>>72839582

>>72839573
nah it means 'you're taking the piss'

another way of saying are you 'avin a laff?

>>72839479
i love how much you can tell about them from that

doing a joke

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>what is my girlfriends sense of humour
>does she have the same interests as me
>I must know everything about her before I even try, otherwise it's pointless
>if she doesn't agree with me about absolutely everything, it's off
>we must have complete compatibility

Meanwhile, chad is on his 5th gf because he doesn't worry about shite like that and knows that a girlfriend is essentially a pet with slightly more feelings.

Enjoy your leftovers you pathetic weaklings.

>>72839578
Tell her the DS3 DLC is out tonight.

>>72839617
probably lost some friends to ice

>>72839607
>>72839613
>>72839631
Ahh I see
Thanks

>>72839641
Alri Derek Acorah

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>>72839582
moving into my new digs la

>>72839596
no hes not mate, he clearly lifts though he has a high-ish bf%
the fact you can't see that means you're clearly a little runt. Post physique x

>>72839617
he has phimosis and hasn't left his bungalow in 5 years

>>72839657
>Enjoy your leftovers you pathetic weaklings.
Joke's on you I'll never even have the leftovers

doing a be jealous bf and ruining my relationship before it even gets going haha
top banter eh

*does a little dance*

>>72839673
wish he'd lose himself too the absolute mollusc

>>72839679
no problem

*yawns and stretches and puts my arm round your shoulders*

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>>72839618

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>Enjoy your leftovers you pathetic weaklings.

Why are girls so narcissistic lads? Are they simply born that way, or does something in our culture encourage that quality in them?

business idea: knock down all of these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byelaw_terraced_house

>>72839699
*makes a little love*

>>72839707
*snuggles into you a bit*

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>De Niro has 7 children born to 3 different black women

>>72839713
he said post a qt

>>72839578
Quickly think of a time when she let you down and use it as emotional blackmail

>>72839696
haha good lad
nothing more attractive than a needy, possessive lad

Ahh yes, the north

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=383_1490459160

>>72839685
>he clearly lifts
wowwwwwwwwwwwww amazing, what an incredible human being he is

he could look like arnie and it still wouldn't make up wearing a pepe mask

>the fact you can't see that means you're clearly a little runt. Post physique x

>>>/lgbt/ faggot

>>72839729
>implying you've talked to one in months
>>72839756
virgin

>>72839729
both

>>72839763
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>72839578
Get her to come round yours instead, it isn't rocket sciene lad

breakfast cereal idea: runto's

>>72839693
hes not me im pro personal autonomy

>>72839729
Because they literally evolved to look good for the men. Nature is sexist

>>72839729
Born that way, their insecurities are out of control.

When you see a girl who piques your interest, and has at least a couple common hobbies or interests, then ask her on a date and see where it goes.

Don't keep looking into every detail of her life, and don't look at where you answered differently on your dating website because she's bound to conflict with you at some point. People are bad predictors of how compatible someone is with us.

>>72839696
iktf

>>72839775
I literally never implied that desu

>>72839763
doing manly things makes you alpha innit, literal natural selection will wipe lefties out

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>>72839729

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>m-m-mummmyyyyyyy, th-the lads on /b-brit/ don't like me t-talking about my super cool use of d-drugsss

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Just told my mum I'm gay

>>72839801
> giving these autistic runtoids basic human social advice
it's wasted

>>72839820
>having this image saved
Nonce

Watching 10 Cloverfield Lane again

Need some new/similar movie suggestions. Seen that other one about the family hiding in the bunker too.

>>72839807
You did by acting like you know what girls are like even though you don't have any girl mates

>>72839763
>wowwwwwwwwwwwww amazing, what an incredible human being he is
>he could look like arnie and it still wouldn't make up wearing a pepe mask
lol okay, that's not what you were arguing though? You were saying he doesn't look like an alpha and that he's "chubby with manboobs". Think you should stop moving the goalposts so much mate, you'll do your back in x

>>72839836
how do you still have access to the internet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3a6iES_T-8

>>72839815
>doing manly things makes you alpha innit
Define manly. Also "alpha" doesn't apply to humans, no matter how much stupid bro science you spout. Amusing how insecure men always fall back to social darwinist arguments to justify their performative behaviour.

>>72839729
yes

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my gf looks like the one in the middle

>>72839836
How'd it go

>>72839749
Good taste that man's got 2bh.

I'm going to start a post series. I'll call it "life advice", and I shall post one of them per day. Let's start.

life advice: just be yourself

>>72839859
One can know what girls are like without having them as friends

hate jolly fat women, you just know they're overcompensating

>>72839836
next it'll be your trans, I've seen this pattern before

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little boots 2bh

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>Also "alpha" doesn't apply to humans, no matter how much stupid bro science you spout. Amusing how insecure men always fall back to social darwinist arguments to justify their performative behaviour.

>>72839868
>chubby with manboobs
well he is. got a right gut. not lean or muscular. i don't care about who is alpha or not, i was just mocking the language these people use to explain themselves

>>72839919
why? better than bitchy fat women

>>72839880
you were literally posting a picture of them to say they weren't alpha, now you're just admitting he is and you're an effeminate runt but claiming that's a good thing
very nice work, mate

>>72839836
>told my brother and my dad that I had a gf
>dad looks pissed off
>apparently they had a hundred pound bet going that I would be a virgin and gfless until 25 at the least

>>72839880
>Define manly
Things men do
Alpha does matter to men, are you saying their isn't a natural competition between men as to who can get a girl?
Get out more
I don't even lift

>>72839891
not in scripts recently

brb lids going lifting x :)

just cut my hand + toe nails
feels good being flexible

All ____ should be lined up and shot

>>72839919
All fat people need to be rounded up and put in camps. Make them work so they lose weight and contribute to society.

Same with druggies. Would be funny watching the stoners on /brit/ being whipped and cajoled into working.

>>72839932
shit

>>72839936
he is muscular tbf, look at his arms. would give him a go on the ol' bp

you can just smell the runt whenever someone starts posting about being "alpha" and shite like that

fucking hell go outside and get a gf and sort yourself out

>>72839880
good post, there has been a growing trend the last fews of ecological nonsene

>>72839963
men do anything though

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>>72839947

>>72839945
because a) overenthusiasm is annoying; and b) they'll crack one day and explode

business idea: legalise incest so long as they don't have kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elQBjTZulkE

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>>72839888
She looked shocked, said "really?" and changed the subject pretty quickly afterwards.

>>72839990
you're LITERALLY the one who started this argument hahahahaha
you can't start arguments then get mad and tell people to go outside when you lose mate, have a word

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39411026
Swear they already did this

>>72839982
enjoyed her set in la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoFvwW1T0fA

>>72839963
>Get out more
take a look at yourself you fucking binbag

state of you

>>72840032
Oh ok, lost all interest now

>>72839948
>you were literally posting a picture of them to say they weren't alpha
I was mocking their behaviour and the disconnect from their language, you autistic goon
>>72839963
>Things men do
like what? ejaculating? pissing standing up? pretty sure they're about the only things men can do that women can't

>>72839836
oh look, another future nonce/tranny

doing a "feel very paranoid whenever phone rings worrying it might be some spook blackmailing me on something i may or may not have done 17 years ago"

ah yes

>>72840043
Nice argument

State of your life you autistic virgin

>>72840032
I'm guessing you live in a single parent household? Absent/dead father? Textbook case desu

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>tfw way out of my gf's league lookswise

Wonder if she knows it, I mean, she seems to think she's really good-looking, but i'm not sure if that's just for show or if actually thinks it.

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>>72840034
DUUUUUUUDE
WEEEEEEEED
LMAOOOOOO

TV advertising has never been so easy.

Search 'Gorilla Scope'.

whos ur favorite writer

>>72839984
>gays are obsessed with muscle

further confirms my belief that weightlifting and the gym are being pushed by benders to create more benders

>>72840054
>I was mocking their behaviour and the disconnect from their language, you autistic goon
hahaha okay mate
>pretty sure they're about the only things men can do that women can't
going to disregard what you say from here on then x

>>72840067
Looks don't matter as much on men mate

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Officially not a virgin anymore

>>72840067
I'm a NEET and my gf's a manager at aldi

Swansea beat Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool in their first Premier League season

>>72840033
I'm not the one you've been arguing with, I just wanted to make a point about how /r9k/-type autists like you who go on about "hurrr muh alpha" are always the most insipid of runts.

Think twice before you reply to me again because I will not be reading your autistic drivel.

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>Giant gold coin with Queen's head stolen from Berlin museum

mad, saw that irl (no I didn't steal it LOL!)

>>72840094
Shut the fuck up you're probably a stick could heem the fuck out of you

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39410805
Ah yes

>>72840094
all golf players should be kneecapped

>>72840121
Looks more like Charles

>>72840066
Yeah my dad left when I was young

>>72840121
why do those stinky germans have a £1m coin in the first place anyway

>>72840024
why are there so many documentaries around porn

>>72840054
So beta feels good knowing I could beat you in a fight

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All ready for holiday lads

>>72840158
Hello nigger

pre-ordered my new pound coins, lads. Going to queue outside the bank at 4am tomorrow just so I can be the first to get my hands on em

>>72840129
You wish lad, heard that one before

Tip: someone with fight experience will always beat the runt who spends his time in the sterile bent gym environment

>>72840158
literally nothing wrong with being gay

>>72840191
Hello rorke

>>72839962
very rude of your dad desu
how old were you when you said it?

>>72840213
Mate you're literally a bender

>>72840202
I go to an MMA gym, you couldn't smash a box of eggs

>>72840213
fuck off kike

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>>72840202
>Tip: someone with fight experience will always beat the runt who spends his time in the sterile bent gym environment
ooooh mate im so scared of your black belt in kung fu and your 2 months boxing knowledge
you know it's possible to lift AND do martial arts, correct?

did a tidy and a ol' feng shui of the b'room
feeling very harmonised right now

>>72840162
It's the last of Canada's gold.

>>72840225
23

I saw a dead body last night. Some homeless guy overdosed on fentanyl and collapsed in the gutter of the street, surrounded by a couple cops and bargoers.

Lot of people trying to take photos. That's one thing, I guess. But when people were trying to take selfies with him in the background, that just seems morally repugnant.

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>TFW no 2d mummy gf

>>72840252
how does this answer my question in any way

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>>72840209
Thanks I agree
>>72840228
Can't help that can I la
>>72840240
No

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>>72840158
ah yes

>>72840110
no surprise

girls love NNET dick

>>72840268
What kind of gay are you?

>>72840178
What are the condoms for?

>>72840242
>martial arts
oh sweetie..
how many street fights have you been in?

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>sill no email confirmation that I have been accepted for this SIM card or that it has been sent

unironically think I might get rejected for an 8 quid a month SIM card due to having literally no credit history at all at age 24

>>72840234
>MMA
great if you play by rules. in a real fight, totally irrelevant.

>>72840242
the only people that go to gyms are benders living in the centre of cities who haven't done a day's work outside an office in their life

you go to a gym to feel tough and pose, nothing more

>The mother of Westminster attacker Khalid Masood has said she is "shocked, saddened and numbed" by his actions.

>Janet Ajao said she had "shed many tears for the people caught up in this horrendous incident".

>Masood killed three people when he drove a car into pedestrians last Wednesday. He then fatally stabbed a police officer before being shot dead.

THE REAL VICTIM
H
E

R
E
A
L

V
I
C
T
I
M

>>72840293
the one that touches boys probably

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Anybody else discriminate girls on their music? It's the best way of knowing their personality type.

Cannot hit it off with a bird who listens to shite like this no matter how much of a charming qt they are.

More often than not their personality matches their music. Shallow, overly ''bubbly'' and predictable.

>>72840121
>his gold coin is only worth 1 million

>>72840032
she was probably just trying to play it cool so you think its no big deal
don't fret pet

>>72840301
stop baiting for 'dora posts

>>72840317
That's a nonce

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who /spicybanterpepes/ here

>>72840267
The Germans have that gold, in their museum, because it's the last of Canada's gold which Canada has been selling en masse for years.

>>72840263
fent is the patrician's suicide method

>>72840301
Not him but I'm the other guy arguing with you. I've been in 3 fights this year alone
>>72840311
Wrong. Most street fighters can't throw a punch properly. Plus I'm southpaw, street fighters don't expect southpaw so I can mop them up no sweat

>>72840300
hopefully I can slip them onto my HIV positive attackers before they penetrate me

>>72840293
What do you mean?
>>72840329
Nah she's disappointed, I'm an only child and she's always talked about wanting grandkids. Feel like pure shit desu

>>72840320
Bin anyone both male or female who listen to music made after 1985

>>72840178
literally me except for the condoms

>>72840104
how much?

If I ever win the lottery, the first thing I'll do is buy everyone in /brit/ a 4chan Pass

>>72840313
taqiya post

>>72840348
I doubt there's literally no gold left in canada and that that coin was made of the last of it

>>72840367
Are you cute and feminine? Are you into muscle bears or twinks or what?

>>72840320
ye

>>72840310
>3gb data for £8.50
that's decent, I get 6gb for £12 but i'm with virgin who use EE's network so I get good coverage

>>72840367
Good. Can't wait to see the look on your face when you die and end up in hell you absolute fudge packer

>>72840162
>£1m coin
its $

>>72840311
>great if you play by rules. in a real fight, totally irrelevant.
hahahahahaha
the runt who doesn't lift literally does some 2deadly4u martial art too, why am i not shocked
wait let me guess, either
a) your teacher (but you call him 'sifu') "has a direct lineage to the shaolin temple... like i never see him fight but he could fuck you up mate"
b) your teacher "was in the IDF mate... special commando"
you're an actual piss take

>>72840320
You do realise 90% of a girls tastes are derived from her bf?

>>72840355
> street fighters don't expect southpaw
You haven't seen me :^)

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>>72840391

Not a fan of the daylight savings meme.

>>72840367
what about adoption?

>>72840441
Enjoy getting spinning backfisted

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>tfw you eat and sober up

>>72840422
dont believe this for a second

>>72840443
how many other countries have dug up literally all of their gold? seems a bit mental

>>72840420
Didn't say I do a martial art. Learn to read instead of spending all your time picking up metal objects.

>>72840333
I think you'll find theres quite the overlap between the two

>>72840469
feels bad

>>72840478
It is mental. Nobody else has done it. Only Canada.

The following posts are the best in this thread:

>>72839582
>>72839628

nah i went to a gym for a few months just to lose weight tbhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_eGELaYBDo

Why is 80s-90s pop that much more jazzy and upbeat than pop today?

>>72840483
>overlap
There's a joke here somewhere

>>72840482
jesus christ mate. Are you literally the golf runt? What makes you think you would win in a fight if you're both physically untrained and have never even practiced fighting? are you baiting?

>>72840419
hmmmm

don't speak to me again

>>72840505
all me

>>72840482
Kimbo Slice a well reknowned street fighter literally got KO'd in mere seconds by a really shitty MMA fighter;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6ilMpq8hQ

>>72840443
>we also sold off the last of our gold
i have no idea on whether economically it was a good decision, i just instinctively hate the cunts responsible

>>72840398
I'm small and skinny and prefer bigger manlier lads, why? x
>>72840413
Rude
>>72840464
I guess but I know she's always envisioned me settling down with a nice girl and having kids of my own and a normal family life.

play netball on the weekends
could quite easily best any of you in a game of physical strength

>>72840503
mental, that is

they've only been a country for two minutes as well

>>72840510
you can lose weight just by not eating so much

genuinely no idea how people get fat. even when i gain just a few pounds, over christmas or easter, i feel disgusted and make sure to lose it.

Rawdogged a thai ladyboy lads

>>72840570
B E L F A S T

>>72840470
Most girls I've been with started to listen to a lot of music after being with me for a while
a lot of girls just listen to chart shit so they can easily be redpilled if you follow a certain genre/style closely

had dinner and feel fucking sick now
ahh yes

>reporting fucking Comic Relief to Ofcom

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39405558

Some people are just horrid cunts

>>72840519
I've been in fights and won

>>72840551
what the fuck hes so slow when hes on the ground there

>get invited to a group chat where people are arranging a party
>anxiety flares up even though it shouldn't

fuck sakes I hate this

>>72840580
>you can lose weight just by not eating so much
shut the fuck up you retarded cunt
can you not comprehend that i might have wanted to speed the process along?
don't you DARE fedoraquote this

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>owning a stupid yellow rock, just letting it collect dust
>not shilling it to everyone with libertarian fetishes

>the golf runt
dunno why this always makes me crease

>>72840618
Like I said he's a really shitty fighter, so embarassing on Kimbo's part

>>72840602
Comic releif and reporting minor shite to ofcom are Tesco activities

Nothing makes me feel anything anymore and I'm constantly bored unless I'm not sober

>>72840602
literally don't comprehend the people that do that
i want to know what they look like, ive never met one

>>72840566
>cunts
It was Gordon Brown and he did it at the worst possible time, when gold was at its absolute lowest. UK still has like 300 tonnes of gold though. Gordon only sold half of the reserves.

>>72840617
hahahaha

>>72840659
bargain booze post

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FOG

>>72840620
i literally never talk in group chats, even when its just my close friends in it

>>72840653
no they arent

>>72840701
>not using legacy

>>72840685
>It was Gordon Brown and he did it at the worst possible time, when gold was at its absolute lowest
Could you please explain the (((((reasoning))))) behind that decision?

>>72840587
Hope you get kneecapped you fucking bender

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Wtf is this lad opposite me on the overground eating

Literally the best fighter in /brit/

>>72840712
Tesco

>>72840701
what the fuck
captcha literally needs to fuck off

>>72840726
greek yoghurt lad

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Would batter any of you with my trusty golf clubs

>>72840730
i know i am

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Ahhhhhhhhh yessss

The yanks

Mmmm

gf just came in and apologised for farting so much and I told her that's alright darling you can't help being smelly

>>72840758
Golf runt, sit down you fucking clown

gf caught red handed creeping with the girl next door
haha nah i dont have a gf

>>72840725
Hope the bullet ricochets off my cartilage and pierces my bollocks at high speed x

>>72840779
i know you are but what am i?

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>gym? No, no what must you even think of me to pose such a question, I have no desire to be so BESTIAL as those BRUTES. The only "iron" i'll be pumping is the nine iron!

>>72840778
My ex broke up with me one time when I wouldn't stop giving her grief for farting while having sex

>>72840718
He's a mong. He thought gold was too volatile a market and therefore wanted to sell the reserves and reinvest in more stable stuff. However, gold has only increased in price since those sales.

On top of selling the gold while it was at its lowest point, they actually went out of their way to announce the gold auctions, and since everyone knew what was coming, the prices bottomed out even fucking further before the auctions actually took place.

>>72840764
>break the law
>be surprised when you get in trouble

>>72840570
she'll get over it don't let it burden you

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>>72840764

REMINDER THAT GOLD IS ALWAYS STABLE

>>72840820
howling
literally this, she was actually literally trespassing

>land of the free
>cant even walk on some grass

>>72840701
not hard to tell its the first and last

>>72840818
farted out of excitement when I was having my first blowjob

>>72840764

Wouldn't want that unicorn-haired Australian-hat wearing lardball on my property either.

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Night lads

>>72840820
what does the shit on my boot taste like goys?

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>>72840778
>>72840818
describe womanfarts to me lads

>>72840701
>tfw legacy doesn't give me a single 4 digit number any more
Was thinking of going back to the new one but don't think so now

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>the overground

racemixing croat?! or did you mean the dude that spams black angels ?

don't see the point in living

gonna break up with the gf cos i'm too needy lads
live in the same house though so might be awk

>>72840878
>"emphasizing of"
>"walloped in"

Those idioms don't make sense

>2017
>being homophobic
'eed

>>72840927
its right above the line in the "i" haha

/brit/ + /croat/ when??

>>72840927
hahahah THIS tbqphwy

>tfw no semi-attractive female housemate to fawn over

>>72840937
walloped in sounds wrong now but i still think emphasizing of sounds ok not ideal

Would take 1 million muslims over 1 million gays

>>72840901
smelly

>>72840935
>>72840967
samefag or just related posts?

>>72840897
Good God

whats the most normie board on int?
i dont think i want to spend time on exyu anymore

>tfw first time I slept with my gf she farted so loud we both woke up and I laughed

Bet she felt so embarrassed lmao

>>72840927
Don't enjoy life but not depressed enough to kms

>>72840985
good thing your opinions will never matter

>>72840995
his post gave me inspiration

would take 10 million fags/chinks/poles over 1 million muds desu

>>72840937
>the emphasizing of muslim issues over those of native britons
hmm
sounds fine

CONFIRMED: The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas

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Living the life

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thoughts?

>>72841026
'Janusz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsYH8gzUYmo

sasha needs to release this utter BANGER right NOW

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finna jerk it

no one gives a rats about your music taste

>>72840954
I've seen actual whales struggle less outside of water.

There is literally nothing wrong with playing golf.

Would happily show one of you golf-bashing runts how good it can be

>>72841097
finally heard finna used in a sentence on GTA V and it still sounds odd
doesn't help that ive never heard of "fixing to" either

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>>72840881

>>72841137
Cricket > golf

>>72841137
enjoy your back pain
dad try to get me to learn golf for so many years before he finally stopped talking about it

>>72841055
CONFIRMED: I don't give a single, solitary fuck, you psuedo-yank

>>72841140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGRsuK8MbM

>>72841099
All I need to accurately tell someone's personality is their facebook profile pic and their music likes

Test me runt

>>72841156
fuck off /v/irgin

NEW

>>72841082
>>72841082
>>72841082
>>72841082
>>72841082

>>72841225
Shan't
Someone make a proper new

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>>72841156
>tfw into 40k
>tfw its immune to this shit because its so autistic

>>72841213
don't care enough about it to be able to give you any examples

@72841225
Why do people bother

>>72841225
shan't

>>72841243
You're not welcome anyway, shithouse cunt

>>72841000

Tried some nyquil when I had a terrible cold while in the US. Works a lot better than the OTC shite we have here

>>72841365
>>72841365
>>72841365
real thread

>>72841375
Fuck off

>>72841057
MUH LEEEGS OWW OWWIE