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wtf i love russia edition
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meme?
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She is one of the only shilled girls that I find really qt
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anime
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>>72820322
creme de la
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Fuck Drumpf.
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>>72820332
meme? de la
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SQUADELA WE'RE OFF
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>>72820330

dumb satania poster
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>cum is ded and it's still not even RNH
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>>72820365
wanna pass that by me again?
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>>72820377
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>>72820330
WHO IS THIS QT
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>>72820381
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>>72820392

why would I care if worst girl got shot
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>>72820309
>here is my fb
>follow for memes
When the hell did this happen to facebook?
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>>72820399
cause it was a warning shot
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real nigga time = Real Dropout Time
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gonna kill the dog 2bh
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>healthcare no longer offered to people over 300
lbs, and they arent muscle
>obamacare fixed, everyone else gets quality healthcare
r8
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>>72820390
SATANIA
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the 'f
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Last day smoking, guys. Got a hair follicle test coming up in a couple of months.Just burned a black out joint and will probably have another when my friend gets here.
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>vacuuming sawdust instead of burning it
\(o日o)/
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>anon it says you never had a gf
>it also says your quitting your job to get a meme degree
>how pathetic
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>>72820473

too mean
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>>72820473
At least I'm Moorish
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getting them "i fucking hate life" feelings buds
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whomst've are you quoting?
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did u do your homework, /cum/-chan?
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>>72820473
you're literally a cartoon, you can't tell me nothing
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>>72820494
No don't

You need to kill Turkey first
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>>72820500

semester starts tomorrow
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>>72820505
i don't want to kill turkey
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>>72820511
what

mine started 2 months ago
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>>72820528
Turkey wants to bomb Pennsylvania though
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>>72820308
Mы, пaнceкcyaльнoe кaзaчecтвo, пoддepживaeм фaкт пpиpaвнивaния дyхoвнoгo caнa aкaдeмичecкoмy. И бyдeм пoддepживaть пpиpaвнивaниe aкaдeмичecкoй cтeпeни дyхoвнoмy caнy.
Пoлyчил кaндидaтcкyю - мoжeшь oтпycкaть гpeхи и читaть зa yпoкoй дyши нa вoзмeзднoй ocнoвe. Дoктopcкyю cхлoпoтaл - мoжeшь cдaвaть зeмли ЗAO PПЦ в нaeм пoд кopпopaтивы вo имя cкpeп и дyхoвнocти.

Mы, пaнceкcyaльнoe либepaльнo-дeмoкpaтичecкoe кaзaчecтвo, пoддepживaeм кoнтpoлиpyeмoe pacшиpeниe пoлнoмoчий влacти. Coвмecтнo c oпepeжaющим pacшиpeниeм либepaльных цeннocтeй в пoдвлacтных cтpyктypaх. Mы зa coкpaщeниe paзpывa в пoлнoмoчиях этих oпopтyничecких инcтaнций вплoть дo пoлнoгo eгo yпpaзднeния.
Haш лoзyнг - чeлoвeк, ты пpeзидeнт; пpeзидeнт, ты eщe чeлoвeк?
Mы зa личнocтнoe, мы зa любoвь!

Пaнceкcyaльнoe кaзaчecтвo c coчyвcтвиeм cмoтpит нa кaзaчecтвo в цeлoм. Mы paтyeм зa pacшиpeниe пoнятия ceмьи.
Myжчинa имeeт пpaвo нa любoвь к пpяникy, кнyтy, жeнщинe, мyжчинe, кo вcякoй твapи и пpeзидeнтy.
Жeнщинa вoльнa выбиpaть быть c кoзлoм, или нe быть, быть c кнyтoм, или бeз, быть, или нe быть. Пpeзидeнт, или пpeзидeнткa.
Mы пpoтив пaтpиapхaльнoгo yклaдa, нo зa пpaвocлaвныe cкpeпы. Любoвь к ближнeмy, дaли зa oднy щeкy, пoдcтaвь и дpyгyю, oднoй зapплaтoй ceмь paбoтникoв, пo зapплaтe и тpyд.
Mы oтpицaeм милицeйcкoe гocyдapcтвo, нo зa пopядoк и cпoкoйcтвиe. Ocкopбил чyвcтвa гoмoceкcyaлиcтa, oтpяд кaзaкoв в кaзaкaх yжe cпeшит нaпoддaть тeбe в мaкoвкy мягкoгo мecтa. Пpoявил paccoвyю нeтepпимocть, oкaзaлcя в тpyдoвoм лaгepe, гeoгpaфичecки pacпoлoжeннoм пo paccoвoй пpинaдлeжнocти пoтepпeвшeй cтopoны.
Зaпpeтил coвepшaть нaмaз в пpaвocлaвнoй цepкви, кoтopaя являeтcя кyльтypным дocтoяниeм, тpyдникoм в мoнacтыpь!

Mы зa гeгeмoнию кpacoты, пaнeвpoaзийcкoe cooбщecтвo, нpaвcтвeннocть в oтнoшeнии к бeзнpaвcтвeннocти. Mы пpoтив дepжaвнoцeнтpичecкoй гocyдapcтвeннocти, пpoтив пpoизвoлa и пaнибpaтcтвa в гocзaкyпкaх, пpoтив гpязнoй игpы и мapиoнeтoк.

Пaнceкcyaльнoe кaзaчecтвo - пopoзнь мы cилa!
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>tfw set up my computer as an ssh server on my local network so I can scp to my hard drive and sync music to my phone wirelessly
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commies >>>/out/
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>scp
>current year
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>>72820549
cyka blyat idi nahui
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We, the patron saint, are committed to supporting the development of the dykhnovogo caa akademichekomy. And we must support the adjustment of the academic degree of the dyhovnymy cay.
Filled the Candidate - you can discourage ghdhi and read for the sake of a dysya on the back of the eye. Doktopckyu chlopotal - you can put the ZAO PACs in the absence of the product in the name of the script and dykhovnosti.

We, the patriotic Liberal-Democratical, are supportive of the corre- sponding pacification of the Colonial Powers. It is compatible with an encouraging pacshirepeyem liberalnyh tsennottey in podvlatnyh ctpyktrah. We are for the reduction of the gap in the space of these oppotyichnyh instantsii vplot to the full of his revelation.
You are a loser - a person, you are a preexponder; Pesident, are you another chelovek?
We are personal, we are for love!

Pencheskyalnoe kazachchetvo c cochyvstvimem ctotpit na kazachchetvo in vselom. We are sorry for the understanding of the concept of the family.
My wife has the right to love her, the knys, the wife, the man, the whole tvapya and the poseiden.
Women must choose to be with a trunk, or not be, be c knutom, or be, be, or not be. A president, or a student.
We are against the patriarchal yklada, but for the sake of the right scenes. Love for others, for one person, for example, and for one, a single occupied group of workers, for zapplata and tpyd.
We are extinguishing the militia, but for the sake of prosperity and security. Ockopil a chevtcva gomoeccylichta, a series of locks in the cakes yze cpeshit napoddat tebe in makovkovy mild meca. Ppojavil paccovyyu neeterpimoct, appeared in the third leg, geographically pacpolozhennom pa pakenvoy ppadadlezhnoti pepeppevshey stpona.
I prevented me from acquiring nemaz in the proper tsvetvi, which is a culpritic habit, tpydnikom in the concierge!

We are at the mercy of the capital, a pan-Western, which is irrelevant in the face of disinteres.
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desu
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Reminder that the Ogasawara Islands and the Northern Marianas make Japan & the USA neighbors
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>>72820583

seem like a swell bunch of guys
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>>72820549
и ликe тo фaк cyкa блaт eкcддддд
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>>scp
>>current year
refer to pic
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>>72820549

o bozhe.
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>tfw small, soft penis
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>tfw have class tomorrow

sometimes i wish i was a neet
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>>72820482
i think i have bullied you enough for today
>>72820665
*tucks you in*
*closes the door but leaves your room light on*
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sometimes it's boring to be the only mexican in here

guess i'll go back to hispachan
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>>72820705
2mene6me
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>>72820696
anon no
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Good night /cum/
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>>72820705
>*closes the door but leaves your room light on*
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so this is """"""best""""""" girl, huh?
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>>72820766
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>>72820767
thats a serious cameltoe going on there
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>>72820780
>about to go to sleep
>new sub is out
fug
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>>72820817

delet this right now
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oyasumi cum-sama
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>its an Akko fucks everything up episode
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Been awhile since I last posted on here. Seems like yesterday when I was still a NEET, still posting on /cum/ everyday for at least 10 hours, whenever I wasn't gorging on food, jacking off, and playing video games...

Been working working full-time with overtime every other week since November, at Chipotle. Some of you may know me.

Just found out some of my coworkers are into anime (I'm not). I overhear a conversation they had tonight. It's about 'Naruto'. They go into high detail about their obsession for this gay ass show for the next 30 minutes. Then by the end of it one of them says to the other, "you're such a weeb".

What did I get myself into?
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good night, sorry i cant make it to real nigga hours tonight
>>72820877
so a regular episode?
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I'm too lazy to take a shower, again
I need something to fix my fucked up lazy brain
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>>72820729
What's that place like compared to /lat/ and just what's it like in general compared to /int/ or other imageboards
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>>72820891
>someone uses the word correctly
>but that's wrong because naruto is a bad mainstream show and everyone on /a/ hates it, what the fuck how dare people misuse 4CHAN term
Literally insufferable, nobody cares dude.
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>>72820891
whats the difference yo'eru implying exists?
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>tiny breasts
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>>72821034
That punchline was great, bud.
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>>72821034
>and the potential benefits are staggering
Always fucking gets me.
Yea, the potential benefits such as wasting your youth trying to get better at drawing as a career, sinking 50 grand on a art degree, then having nothing to show for it when youre working two random jobs at 25 and having boyfriends dump your ass the second they find out you're still 20k in debt.
When real life sinks in for these people its fucking crushing.
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>>72821113
If trump is just a russian puppet like some people say then why did he say this in his past life
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>>72820963
i only browse /mex/ every now and then mostly because sometimes nudes of girls i know are posted

it's a lot less autistic than /lat/ and mostly consists of mexican humour. sometimes you can see interesting threads worth reading

also only 20% of the posters know how to greentext rofl
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>who are you quoting
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>>72821113
The thing that really annoys me is that our gov is pretending that the turks and arabs are our allies.
I do agree that russians are weird from time to time, but their culture is still closer to ours than the one of the arabs. I would never trust them, it already shows on a small scale. The russians maybe drunk and start fights, but under normal circumstances they work and act normal and speak basic german.
The turks etc. always start fights for dumb reasons, they have no understanding of honor, they will only act tough if they outnumber you and yet cry like a bitch if somebody stands up to them. I'd rather try to get along with the russians than play pretend with the saudis and similar.
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>>72821205
who are you quoting
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>ever trusting a ruskie
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>>72821183
>sometimes nudes of girls i know are posted
wtf
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>>72821260
they are more trustworthy than arabs that found terrorist groups and radical muslims in your home country. They even take care of the graves of our fallen men. I see them as more normal people, but maybe I'm biased as a big part of my friends is consisting of russian immigrants kids.
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>>72821281
succ
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Has anyone of you guys wrote an e-mail to the president?
I have been writing to some governors, but never really tried to write somebody like the US president.
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>>72821366

its extremely unlikely he'd ever read your/my note
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i don't want to go to work tomorrow
but if i don't make any money, i don't get any pussy
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>>72821381
true, I want to try it anyways I think.
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>>72821304
I mean how do you just happen to find girls you know there
If I saw nudes of a girl I knew in /cum/ I would have a panic attack
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>>72821366
What would one even write to a governor about that seems so weird
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>>72821451
why though?
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girls that send nudes to guys usually lack self esteem
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>>72821472
Highly unlikely and I'd be immensely curious as to who the person is who posted them
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>>72821470
The refugee crisis. I wrote some undecided govenors about the things that happen here so they make up their mind.
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actually looking forward to quitting my job
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>>72821485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Oc5TbbMqE
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>>72820433
>hair follicle test
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>just drank this
Medicated beverages > medicated food
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>its an "internet shits itself for no reason" episode

hate these repeats
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fine, just let the thread die, stupid normies

just let it be known I was the last one to try to keep /cum/ alive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO0K2lc6k4U
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Top this
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>>72822017
nah

patisserie harper
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so long as men ejaculate, /cum/ shall never perish
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>>72822183
masturbating every day 3 has markedly increased the quality of my faps
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>tattoo
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>>72822215
I've found the same thing desu. Especially if you edge a bit on the in-between days
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>>72822275
>Especially if you edge a bit on the in-between days
yeah, it feels amazing, the sensitivity is incredible. my dick was like a dead fish when i fapped every day
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already almost april boyos. Soon it'll be 2018
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>>72821265
>women: math is hard
In my experience that's a myth, all the girls in my class, and later at the uni has always been more successful with maths than boys at average. And there always was like 5 girls good at everything including maths and that one nerdy guy who's maybe a bit slightly better.
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Anyone else ever been carrying along, perfectly fine then suddenly feel just a little bit lonely?
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>>72822606
women cluster around 100, there are fewer female geniuses or retards
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>>72822462
And we are not getting any younger
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what an awful thread
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yeah!
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go to bed or have another wank lads
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>>72823022
wankers
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It prevented me from acquiring nemaz in the proper tsvetvi, which is a culpritic habit.
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>>72823067
ok i finished now what
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Would you a skinny cosplay ho?
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>>72823268
conquer the world
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rate my map of amerika
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>>72823516
100% accurate i would use it
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>>72823516
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>>72823516
almost as accurate as google maps
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>>72823516
>>72823542
keking at the bronx

GABAGOOLS
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>>72823633
I know bronx since I learnt the history of hiphop in university
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>>72823617
which state are u from?
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>>72823660
cool, did you watch Style Wars (1983)? If not, you should

Both of my parents lived in NYC in the 70s, during the birth of hip hop but they didnt know each other
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>>72823696
no but i watched wild style! thanks, i'll check it
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Are people in Canada who are of French descent like the CHI's are to MExico?
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>>72823877
A chicANO is an american of mexican descent

the french were the original settlers of canada, anglo canadians are loyalist americans
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>>72823897
You can argue that the Mexicans were one of the original settlers of the west side of America though... although tbdesu, I'm not sure how settled the west really was under a majorly mexican rule.
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>>72823967
the original mexicans that settled the south west are white spaniards, and they number in the few thousands
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>>72823991
good to know
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found out recently that one of my relatives are in jail atm for repeatedly ramming their car into a police cruiser on the freeway. sad, must have lost it.
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4chan sucks
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>>72824115
you suck
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>>72824115
no u
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>>72824073
>americans
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>>72820308

Who?
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>>72820308
who is this girl and is she anime in real life yes or fucking no?
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>>72824238
Meme city bitch
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goodnight then children
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>downloading game on steam at 400kb/s
>unplug wireless adapter
>plug it back in
>speed climbs up to 2.2MB/s

is it the globalists?
>>
what are drinkig laws in the US like?
i'm 20 and i'm going to NYC in some weeks on holiday, can i drink if someone orders it/buys it for me, or is it illegal to consume alcohol under age of 21 too?
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Ok guys, you have to give me strength. I've been absolutely JUST tier these past few weeks, skipping a ton of class, binge eating junk food to the point of pain, having random feelings of panic, it's been really bad. I'm going to have to do a lot of work to catch up, I already caught up some in one class when I crammed for an exam that I miraculously passed.

Anyway in 2 hours is another class that I haven't been to in really quite a while now, and there's this thing in the back of my mind that's scaring me from going. I don't know what it is but I need to stop it from getting even worse. I just want to know if there's people here in a similar situation.
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>>72820326
haha yeah
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>>72826326
I know how you're feeling, I'm in that situation as well.
Good luck frend. You can do it, I believe in you!
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>>72820308
anzu is better
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>>72826133
ny law says you can drink in private, but not where its sold.
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Hai (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
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>>72827516
hello, uh, neatherlands?
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Mornin' cumbums
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>>72827516
Hai girl (guy) who pretends to be someone they're not :^)
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>>72827236
I feel like you're just saying that
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>>72828044
Meant to say: who pretends to someone who is pretending to be someone they're not actually. But have fun either way roleplayer of a roleplayer >>72827516
>>72828098
Just saying what? Same situation or me wishing you good luck?
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Too hungover for work today 2bh

Just don't have it in me
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>>72828166
Same situation
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>>72828044
>a coalburner replies to you
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>>72828273
When you wanted to stalk me I told you to fuck off, so how am I a coalburner you retarded nigger? I cannot tell you to kys, because your attention whoring ass even failed to kill yourself. Fuck off and get a life retarded autistic bitch.
>>72828253
I have anxiety and feel guilty quick so I always have that desu. You need to have confidence to get rid of that feeling. Also, we should get off 4chan. I recommend you to block this website temp during exams.
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Business idea: Destroy Islam by controlling their women
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>>72828480
t. got creampied by a literal nigger
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@72828656
I am a guy you absolute illiterate moron.
>>72828640
>wanting our women
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>>72828693
Your women are very easy and a good fuck when no other women wants me
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dum coalburner
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>>72828928
Asians aren't as easy as muslim women who travel to the states. Muslim women are the easiest women by far, I think they just come here for american dick
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>>72828928
you're such a lowlife
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>>72828968
>travel
Do you mean actual tourists and not "tourists"? Oh then yes, since no one will find out then.
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Is there a general where the HaitiANO isn't present? Well fuck it I had to study anyways.
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Should I download tinder again? I deleted it in January because I was sick of it and decided to focus on myself.
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>>72829143
I guess if you want to find free prostitutes. Just make sure you wrap it up bud
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*eats empty carbs for breakfast*
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>>72829202
* kills u*
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Didn't fap yesterday, should I keep the streak going?
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would maple syrup taste good on steak or is that a retarded idea
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coal burning subhumans with aids out
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>>72830974
Maybe if you cooked it in the maple syrup but it probably wouldn't be great.
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>>72830974
*puors maple syrup on me* ccome and get it big boy
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i love /cum/!
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>>72831036
i love YOU
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>>72831013
ill pour gas on you and light it you flaming faggot
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How is nofap an actual fucking thing? How low test are these people?

a little over 24 hours of not nutting and making eye contact with a pretty girl makes my cock hard. I couldn't imagine going a week.
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>he doesnt masturbate 3-4 times a day
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>>72831437
*holds your hand*
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>went to /soc/ to find a girl to tell me when I can fap or not like that german told me to
>actually got permission
>http://chirb.it/nqdCrv

Is this the power of the internet?
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>playing diablo 3
>got a hardcore (if you die you lose your character) barbarian to 70 a few days ago
>trying to push to greater rift 70

I'm scared buds, tell me it's going to be alright.
>>
Communism
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>>72832132
Game is easy as shit especially as a paladin

You'd have to either have retardedly bad luck or be shit at the game to die
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>>72832471
I'm not a crusader though.

Also what build did you use that you believe that? I'm guessing a thorns build because the new meta sader build is somewhat glass cannon (hammerdin)
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I don't think I'm getting to GR 70 before I get some more paragon or some ancients or something. I almost died a couple of times that run, but at least I in the top 550 solo barbarian clears in hardcore.
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>>72832830
my friends only talk to me when there's something big going on

i like talking about nothing
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>>72832996
dude
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Where were you when Germany got what they deserved
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>>72833192
Fucking FINALLY

I love you Trump you are a fucking hero. This shouldn't only be for Germany though, there are other countries not meeting their quota.
>>
>>72833192
>wtf fuck america thinking they can walk all over us
>wtf america please dont do that we need you
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This shit deep cuh
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>>72833777
damn......... those are some fine repeating digits
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>>72833192
BASED AS FUCK
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>>72833192
Did he get a tailor?
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>>72833875
>five flags
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Good morning /cum/ :)
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>>72833192
Fake news
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>>72833926
>mfw a flaglet talks to me
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>>72833965
I can't find the article so it probably is
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Can one of you shitskins be my friend who takes me out for churros and teaches me spanish?
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Yo where the fuck they huwite pipo culture at?
Stop digging up them African gravez
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>>72820877
How long is little bitch academia going to be?
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>>72834235
>fugkin whitey stealin ou cultua
>most of the diggers are arabs
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>>72834235
You livin in it, dum nignog
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>>72826326

Well I did it, I went to the class and now I feel horrible and drained and also drowned in shit I have to catch up on

please end me
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Gonna tweet Trump my cock, wish me luck boys
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>>72834436
>falling for the drumpf meme
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*sniff sniff*
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>>72834508
*braps*
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>>72834508
u rike it??
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>>72834436
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>>72834708
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What Russia is?
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>>72834853
Bizzaro america
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>>72834853
If course in russia tea drink people
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I'm going to be in the US for 2 months.

I want to have a prepaid sim card with unlimited data.

1. Does this exist?
2. Price?
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>>72834419

please respond I'm dying
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>>72834419
>>72834436
>>72834471
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>>72834853
Purgatory.
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>>72834954
Just get 2 months of red pocket for $20. A prepaid phone is $120 here because they insist on giving you a smartphone rather than a cheap flip phone.
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>>72834964
man up
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>>72834954
>1
Ye

>2
I use tmobile and it's 40 a month for the lowest prepaid plan. You get like 2 or 3 mb of high speed data, but when you run out of that it's unlimited but not high speed.
Other companies might be similar
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>>72835169
I need fast speeds for business

>>72835086
Not looking for a phone. Just a sim card
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>>72835206
That's what red pocket is.
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Thinkin' about starting a socialist revolution, my buds.
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>300.000 to 500.000 Ayn Rand books are freely distributed to American schools each year on the condition that her philosophy will be taught to students

wew
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>>72835441
It's dangerous to go alone, use this
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>>72835441
no you're not
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>>72835613
sheeeeit I can just watch varg for free
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>>72835613
Good. Ayn Rand was a solid American
>>
>>72835643
WHO IS THIS QT3.14 FLUID DRUID?
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>>72836084
>thinks that cigarettes being bad for your health is a conspiracy theory because it undermines her philosophy
>dies of said health effects

ahh, yes
>>
Question: If I am going craxy how am I (crazy person) supposed to tell?
>>
>>72836295
It's from the government putting xenoestrogens in the water
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>>72836340
Is the radio speaking directly to you?
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>>72836340
You're reading this in my voice
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>>72836384
No. I just feel like if I am ever going to really lose it then by the time I realize and get help it will be too late.
t. Not mentally ill just really unhappy with myself.
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>>72836508
Read the Stoics.
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dunno what to cook for dinner :(
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>>72836558
I have already read the Enchirideon, what would you reccomend?
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>>72836675
>what would you reccomend
a dictionary
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>>72836675
Letters from a Stoic
On the Shortness of Life
Meditations

The read The Enchiridion again. If none of that works, move on to Mere Christianity and commit yourself to a life of religious adherence.
>>
>>72836734
what?
>>
tfw no clown gf
>>
How is the kraut in cum 24/7? Doesnt make any sense
>>
>>72836675
Meditations of Marcus Aurelius

Reminder that he did this while he was campaigning in Germany
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>>72836854
i'm a bot
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>>72836854
He usually leaves around 5
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I'll return around 5, cya later cumsters
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>>72836946
Just filter him
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>>72836734
oops

>>72836763
>>72836871
Thanks. I watched a good youtube video about Marcus's campaign north of rome and his (paraphrased) quote "if you feel fear you can stop that feeling" has helped me a lot.

I don't know if I can ever really be faithful in the way that religious icons want but I do believe that it is better to entertain the idea of the supernatural than to pretend any of this stuff is provable/ disprovable.
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>>72836946
you won't actually leave
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>>72837017
You sound level headed, anon. You'll go far.
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NO ONES GOING TO TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIVE
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>>72837005
>just be autistic
>>
>responding to me when I can't even see the post
This chink is REAL dumb buds
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>>72837025
Don't think I won't do it
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>>72820308
I took adderall to study, and now I'm on /int/ and wondering if I should jack off or not. Bums me out. I always just stop studying after a few hours and jack off. I can't help it.
>>
>>72837223
Get your doctor to prescribe you SSRIs
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hey what is your favorite panic at the disco song?
>>
>>72837223
At least you get work done before you decide to fap
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>>72837268
Sarah Smiles
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>>72837263
what do SSRIs do?
>>
>>72837317
Anti-depressant that kills your libido
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>>72837005
this, he is by far the worst poster in /cum/ and the most universally disliked. Your experience here will increase tenfold if you filter his shitty nonsensical """posts""" if they may even be called such. More accurately they are cries from a deeply disturbed and autistic individual who'd be better off just killing himself
>>
How do I make online friends when I'm a massive social sperg with no life experience and zero skills.
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>>72837348
god I need that... I'll take adderall and just have a crazy study session in the library, and then some qt walks by and I check out her ass and I go back to my room and jack off. It's so ridiculous.
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>>72837381
nonsensical post
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>>72837147
He said ">just be autistic" with a picture of marge simpson playing basketball
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>>72837381
He replied "nonsensical post" with a picture of various cum posters praising his feetposting
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Cute girl is 3 feet away from me buds
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>>72837495
He's a very disturbed individual
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>>72837381
>he is by far thr worst poster in /cum/
We're talking about Flaming Faggot right?
>>
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>>72837576
No, I'm American
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>>72837381
I like him
>>72837495
Literally all those replies are me kek
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>72837559
unzip your dick
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>>72837576
The difference is he's being ironic and he wasnt always a namefag or a pure shitposter
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>>72837654
i really really like that picture
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The choice: do we accept a small number of immigrants and give them all the rights we in 1st world enjoy, or do we accept as many immigrants as possible and let living standard decline?
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>>72837568
About 50 of those "yes" votes were unironically me.
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wut
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>>72837692
The answer is to abolish welfare programs and allow seasonal workers into the country
>>
hello neighbors :)
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>>72837714
delete this image
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>>72837692
obviously the latter, we're not racist
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GUATEMALA WE'RE OFF
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>>72837759
no
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>>72837692
You don't have a choice in the matter so I don't see why you even care, you already know what you'll get
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>>72837835
Me
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>>72837654
>it's okay because he's shitposting ironically

yeah nah fuck off
>>
>>72837851
t. disgruntled frog poster
Burying your head in the sand doesn't help anyone either.
>>
>>72837974
>>72837974
>>72837974
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