KFC edition
>>72782342
would be nice if Flips could actually afford KFC now wouldn't it
Had your Pagpag today yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8cTp-05JE
>>72782419
>buying KFC over Jollibee
lol
What do Indons think of Haryanto?
>>72782342
pertamina mina eh eh
waka waka eh eh
tsamina mina zangalewa
this time for africa
>>72782442
Jollibee is God.
>>72782461
kek
What is it like to wake up as a monkey every day for the rest of your lives
>>72782620
I wish I had white privilege
>>72782620
yes
Anindo-kun, have you tried watching Matoi? Been asking for a while.
Also I'm planning to go to the mail with my sister so I'll still talk to you /asean/ for at least one hour before I go.
>>72782620
Feels bad man being oppressed by other monkeys everyday.
I am oppressed everyday. Send help
>>72782620
what does it feel like to be oppressed by monkeys everyday?
>>72782658
>what is Bumiputera privilege
check your privilege
>>72782620
At least were not up to our necks with SJW and feminists
>>72782620
>t. half monkey
>>72782620
Better than a cow
>>72783023
Fuck you that wasn't me you cunt
>>72782759
Sorry but not yet. I have a lot of works to do this weekend. Maybe later.
You can ask the other anon though. Looks like he have much more free time.
>>72783066
You're reaction tells me it is you, nice dubs btw
>>72783023
spicy
>>72783110
It seriously wasn't me
>>72782997
>>72783159
It's okay, Dalogdug. I understand your salt.
>>72783161
I thought you were a good girl (boy).
>>72783241
It really is something to be ashamed of tho
>>72783247
I am 0///0
>>72783357
busted cow moo moo
>>72783357
Good girl (boy) will not say the word 'rape' casually, you know.
>>72783802
You are right. What I meant to say was can we have consensual sex together?
>>72784026
I-i don't know. I wanna stay virgin until marriage.
I will not survive once i graduate, pls support me, i can do shitposting, looking for doujin, download movie and shit.
>>72784193
my highly pigmented citizen of African descent
>>72783802
MAN SHOULDERS
>>72784193
We can try anal
>>72784226
What's your major?
>>72784226
can you be cute?
>>72784226
What's your major?
>inb4 Art major is way more profitable than science major if you're really skillful enough
>>72784026
when will u ever learn
my NEET life is over.....
>>72784839
welcome to the life of normies Habibi, in 5 years insyaallah u will have gfs, 2 cars and million dollars. because fuck NEETs
>>72784947
pls fuck me, anak Datuk/Wira/Tan Sri
>>72784839
If you marry me you can be a NEET for the rest of your life
>>72785031
>implying my parents are rich
>not trading equities online as 2nd job
>>72785048
marrying animals here is illegal tho 2bh desu senpai
>>72785114
I am not a cow! I hope your dildo break in your ass
>>72785154
that wasnt me....
>>72785188
...no, but that was ME! haha
>>72785188
O-Oh myy. I-I'm sowwieee ;~;
>>72785226
Fuck you little brat. I hope your husband will abuse you violently. And I don't mean it in the kinky kind of way
>>72782620
(You)
>wanted to stay virgin until marriage
>got reverse raped by girl
What do?
>>72785294
whats your BEEF with Iban poster anyways? and why do you mix strange assumptions in your posts?
>>72785409
Is she hot? If so... *brofist*
>>72785422
That pelacur always call me a cow for no reason at all ;-;
>>72785532
Mooo
>>72785409
rape her back [spoiler]i know you want it[/spoiler]
now I go out for lunch :3
>>72785409
are u dis guy?
>>72785644
damn i wish i was malaysian desu
>>72785644
That man is living the dream
>>72783241
cuck.
>>72785682
m8 it takes place in Indonesia
>>72785644
>gently walk him home
>>72785644
> 15 yo
Damn! are these even legal ?
>>72785747
oh shit i only read the headline
>>72785644
Link the article please.
Is it true that masturbating kills your brain cells?
>>72785644
>mencabut kehormatan
Why did I read a poem instead a news?
>>72785928
No, but it does alleviate stress.
>>72785928
No, but it addicts
>>72786010
But I get more stressful after masturbating.
>>72785897
dey remove it by Feminist IDF
>>72785982
its "Mencabul" can indons even read?
>>72786010
it drains a lot of energy as well
>>72786064
it the guilt after you ejaculate its common even after sex
>>72786064
you literally need circlejerk
>>72786064
You are doing it wrong. What sort of thing did you masturbate to?
>>72786064
you don't masterbate enough
>>72786098
> it drains a lot of energy as well
you're not finding the most efficient way yet
>>72786064
That's what you got for fapping NTR.
http://utaranews.com/2017/03/dua-gadis-remaja-ditahan-polis-selepas-rogol-pemuda-oku.html/
>>72786474
Why are Indonesian girls are so horny?
>>72786474
> implying girls like ffm threesome
>>72786497
sometimes it's the exact opposite but the girls never get highlighted because of underground feminism
has the Philippines been bogpilled yet?
>>72786753
Can you give me a quick rundown of those guys?
Speaking of horny, can someone recommend me a porn site with good Indon/Malay porns?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/bogdanoff-twins
wtf i love france now
9gag tier meme desu
>>72786922
I hate to admit it but from the videos I seen, Malay penis seems bigger than Chinese one ;-;
>>72787015
Bigger than 5,7 inch that you got amirite?
>>72786474
wow this came out like a hentai manga.
>>72787063
Actually yes ;~;
>>72787136
>Microsoft
>small and impotent
TOP KEK LAD
>"Hey guys I have a plan,just stick to me and I'll do the rest"
>plug gets pulled out turning the internet off
Now they must think I'm an asshole ;__;
How many people have Sakurahime raped?
>>72787212
I am not small or impotent. Just saying. Oddly enough, Singaporean Malay one is kinda small
>>72787284
Even if you find a bunch of guys with 1 inch penises, it doesn't change the fact that you penis is tiny.
>>72787341
Shut up. 5.7 ISNT small
>>72787490
But you never showed us your dick, we don't know whether you are saying the truth or not.
why size matters when grill likes girth?
>>72787759
You may be repulsed, but the game ain't over till I see the wang.
>>72787603
why benis matters when grill luv shekel
>>72787997
This goyim know.
>>72787843
Why do you want to see?
>>72788026
Faggot
>>72787997
man i hate shekel, managing them is tricky af.
>>72788062
Why not? I just want to see your dick, no homo.
I am lonely while hip young adults are having a party in the house over
>>72789568
*tips fedora*
carry on
>>72789568
I'm so glad that this will never happen to me.
>>72789672
this
What are you listening to right now /asean/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44
>>72789811
I'm reliving childhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2yStD2GWhU
>>72789811
Glorious Civ V soundtrack right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmuGoZI5R_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q04nJzKgQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhWaufQD9Uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4vlAsnvinA
>>72789811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4
glorious
>>72789966
civ 6 US modern theme on a fiddle is the best
>>72790029
Thinking about pirating it, have they fixed the AI and its agenda?
>>72790090
a bit
>>72790159
Guess I have to settle with V and wait for the Expansion packs.
>>72788370
That is kinda gay
>>72790605
You are gay for not posting dick.
>>72785928
It probably is. I've seriously got dumber and gained other mental deficits like memory related problems and shortened attention span ever since I started masturbating.
My guy friend keeps hugging me and acts like a boyfriend to me. Halp I'm a dude.
>>72790952
How is that gay?
>>72791329
It's ok if he has a feminine dick or say no homo when hugging and touching you.
>>72791371
Only gays are ashamed of their lackness of masculinity. A true gentleman will proudly show his glorious dick whenever his honor is at stake.
>>72789811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdD8MwUQpw
>>72782620
>What is it like to wake up as a monkey every day for the rest of your lives
feels genocidal desu~
bit hard to be an amateur Ebolite desu
>>72791484
I have no honor
>>72791722
That makes you a queer twink with no dignity. Which means that you can show us your dick without any kinds of repercussion because you'll show it to random people without considering their consent.
>>72791915
Now you are just making excuses
What kind of Chinese are you?
>>72792257
>Now you are just making excuses
Oh gee, that is my line you silly little fuckboy. Gib us the pic nao!
>>72792314
The brown one
>>72792384
Hehehe :3
Just got back from indon. It really is a shithole. I thought you guys said it wasn't.
>>72792641
Bibik?
>>72792617
Post it you cockgobbler, cumslurper, fagfucking twink.
>>72792782
You need to speak his language.
>>72792617
Moo moo moo? Moo moo.
>>72792873
But I don't know how to speak in gay language!
>>72792782
Hmmmmmm~
> Ahok menang, anies keok
>>72793069
Why you little rimjobber, anussniffer, shiteating faggot. Deliver the pic.
>>72793282
You are entertaining
>>72793545
And I may stop if you never deliver the pic.
>>72793587
Fine by me desu
What happened to one Malaysian fellatio scandal again?
>>72793674
Is this seafood, or was it cum?
>>72793674
I've seen that pic. I mean your pic fag.
>>72793725
It was condensed milk.
>>72793725
What kind of seafood is white and sticky?
>>72793761
I dunno whether to post or not ^.^
>>72793855
Don't play cute with me, give me the D.
anyone got me some good song in respect to link related?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0tBS_IAX-M
>>72793900
Maybe if I get quads
>>72793960
Whoops
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>72793915
Final Fantasy Distant Worlds concert maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3eDcInFHwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDhe6Xgixx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0stWKL5Kp9A
>>72794122
tks anon
Godspeed
>>72793960
Eat a cock
>>72794192
You should check the whole albums, dude (and maybe the whole FF songs). They are orgasmic.
>>72794224
If trips I show /asean/ my thighs
>>72794336
Oopsie
If dubs cow princess (male) will post his benis
please stop
>>72794718
Please stop
>>72794192
Here, more of the best songs I've ever heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9SQzeALyH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug7KNoiT2xU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hskl2dTHYdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLdQZQ0YT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPSdaQW97rA
if dubs then AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>72789811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtZMRH0lTUE
which of us has the best qt chinks ?
LP pa rin, mga ulol
>>72796382
hmm...
>>72796382
t. Blake Sudono Handoyo
>People screaming outside my house
>Some girl screeching
>Dogs barking
It's probably happening
>>72797505
Maybe it's a furry girl who had an intercourse with her beloved yiff.
Hehe
>>72798054
B A K A H I M E
B T F O
T
F
O
malay-chan just woke up and look as qt as ever
>>72797505
where you at
>>72798395
What a suspicious time to wake up.
Mau maling ya? Atau ngepet?
>>72798505
no qt i was tired after busy finding the best place to print my sticker
>>72798625
>sticker
Ah, a young entrepreneur. Say, you should show us some example of your goods.
All manchildren get into the /int/ernational kindergarten NOW
https://discord.gg/zH5njkr
>>72798395
>>72798688
next month, can't say much but most of it will be sexualize 2D and will be sold for limited time
you should expect some political insensitive joke like this for the next Malaysia GE
>>72798822
>>72798838
Whelp, best luck to you.
>>72798878
I just knew there was a reason why I couldn't sleep yet
>>72798763
gas yourself
>>72797505
It's your mum getting ass fugged by the mail man
>>72798980
you should get your qt sleep
>>72799087
thank you for releasing me
loaf you
>>72799248
goodnight kissu
>>72782899
Should I put up trigger warnings for you?
>>72799306
Put up your own cock flipbong
Meme is cancer.
>>72801485
>>72801513
If you want to watch a tv show that's dark dytopian and sometimes fucked up, then I recommend Black Mirror
>>72801730
>>72801888
Trips of truth.
When will Hillary come out of the wilderness?
hello fellow wagecucks
Why have wage at all when you can have a wage free society, the means of making wage will be given to the wagecucks
>>72805302
Do you live in your parent's house?
>>72806049
yes
KATUNAYAN:
ANG PINAKAMAKAPANGYARIHANG LAHI SA MUNDO AY MGA PILIPINO
final bump till sleep
any new memenose rares
Good morning ahsean!
>>72808165
eh di wow
>>72812616
good morning mahal-chan
Pay to work, slipslave!
>>72815563
Dictatorship by the wageslave soon
>>72815900
Filthy commie
Pagpag isnt really that bad, its like balut
Im tagalog btw
In class rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf77tu2mLBE
Pagpag isnt really that bad, its like literal Shit
Im Bisayan btw
Pagpag taste like chicken
Im an Aeta from Benguet btw
kill me
>>72817452
Not until I sucked your yummy white cock <3
I'm a Luzonfag btw
>>72817452
Not until my wife sucks your yummy white cock while I lick your anus <3
Im'a Bisaya cuck fag btw
>>72816668
at work rn, boss is sitting beside me
Oi, no lunch till work is done.
>>72819159
YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM EATING MY CHICKEN A LA KIEV, bruneANO
>>72819159
Oi, no work till lunch is done.
>>72819236
>>72819396
Reported to uncl - I mean Mr Lim.
>>72819159
Jokes on you. We Fagalogs can eat pagpag and do garbage collection at the same time.
What if we attached engines and propellers to Singapore and piloted it around the South China Sea like a giant boat?
>>72819159
Jokes on you we slave bisayans and aeta benguet eat our own shit with pagpag
I wish I was NEET again but I don't know how to earn money without wagecucking.
>>72820678
As along as you are not a bisayan from Davao that eats pagpag and shit you're good
mahal-chan for life
aaaaj
>>72792314
the chinese one
>>72792314
100% not chinese.
>>72821447
What anime is this gib me source
ASEAN 万岁
万万岁
Algun filipino habla Español ?
Eris
^
Axis
>>72821447
imouto-chan for life
>>72822469
>>72822485
>>72822508
Say it with me
Eris pads her chest
helo helo?
asean? more like ASSean. muahahahaha
>the good guys
If theyre the good guys why are they buying every piece of land in metro manila?
>>72823854
Literally new best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wqTnwJGvtc
>>72823971
No. You are wrong. This is the best girl
>>72823942
>>72823874
Only if there was a right-wing nationalist party, full of former disgruntled soldiers, who think that the country they fought for with all their might is getting taken over by a certain minority group that has a distinct belief system and by commies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdalo_Party-List
>commie
>fascist
Disgusting
>>72824008
Foxgirl >>>>>>>> school shooter bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTfP2CFhse0
>>72824169
Communism is slightly less worse than fascism so I'll take that, but I wouldn't deny that there some so-called communist stinkers of states such as Laos and Somali Democratic Republic (1969-1991).
>>72822162
BORRA ESTO
autistic southeast asian weaboos
>>72823854
I keep forgetting the name of this show.
could you tell me?
>>72822162
We have spanish bread here that look like uncut pe nis
>>72823942
>good guys
their craft is incredibly shit
>>72824688
Shittu no Watchu
>>72824688
[spoiler]Urara Meirochou desu.[/spoiler]
>>72824773
thank you
my social circle consists of 7 fish,a turtle,3 dogs and a cat
>tf driveposting
>>72824926
I almost died doing this, never again.
>almost died
not enough
Edgy
Bucu?
>>72825016
He says he is half dead already
>mante tribe in Atjeh
>only 1 m
WTF I though homo floriensis is ded
>>72825459
What if we apply selective breeding upon those pygmies? We can make a dildo sized human!
Almost crashed
>>72825568
Try again, and claim that insurance.
Anyone else on Maxis mobile seeing an ISP rangeban on /a/?
How to get your teacher to fuck you?
>>72825667
Show her your dick, always work in jav.
Mexicans in my uni, I thought Trump built a wall?
Also,
>Trumpcare got fucked by Republicans and Democrats in Congress
>cant even pass legislation despite majority in both houses
>only less than 3 months into office
Kek
almost raped
Ahoy lads what's the good word
/asean/, what do you think of Cold War Mapping in Polandball threads?
>>72825866
Which one?
>>72825755
Fuck off, cow princess.
No one cares about Trump.
>>72825952
http://polandball.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:133997
http://polandball.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:137993
http://polandball.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:141366
>>72825811
By who?
>>72826001
Cool, how do you play it? Is it like risk board game?
French anon went full autist.
She laos it.
Sasuga.
>72826610
Rude, and offensively unfunny.
>>72826404
The rules are simple: just play simply as any countryball make moves. The game itself is an alternate look at Cold War Mapping and will last for 45 episodes, or Turns (we're at Turn 12 right now).
>>72826610
Kek
>>72826610
CATFIGHT
I am ready to invade Brunei
Who's with me?
>72826645
>white knighting
Fuck off, faggot
Hey French female anon, my uni has a Lao exchange student this semester. She's in some of my classes. Want me to talk to her some time?
>>72826744
Any special rules? How does it work?
>>72826911
I don't think I have time going to the Philippines just for her and my family is only modest in money, also the only Asia country I went to is Japan two years ago.
>>72826917
Read the threads and see for yourself.
>>72826801
Shouldn't we invite our Han Dynasty masters?
Everyone move over
>>72827001
>>72826001
Seems pretty fun.
I actually like French anon, adding some entertainment.
It's our bump limit secret lurker.
Hehe