/brit/

delete this image please

Up the RA

doing a poo

Might join the U.D.A

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why are anime nerds such cucks

remember when jews were 2nd class citizens and not the aristocracy?

my life is a series of insignificant disappointments broken up by banal joys and it's set to continue to be monotonous and banal and pointless and insignificant for possibly sixty more years, sixty years of nothing, sixty years of vapid materialism, sixty years of being an unambitious unsurprising unexceptional toiler who once had dreams and hopes and aspirations but now quietly and politely lives out his life waiting to die, patiently and deliberately doing nothing to make this life unique, refusing to create memories or events of note, simply watching life pass him by as would moss growing on a rock, hating the lack of unpredictability in his life yet hating even more when his precious yet pointless routines are threatened, I am Nietzsche's last man, I am nothing, I am the herald of humanity's whimpering dissolution into the dust for want of the will to maintain corporeal form, I am you and you all are I and together we are less than the meanest of savages that sired our lineages

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I love Sausage, fishcake and chips from the chippy and I haven't had it in 9 months since I got to Australia.

Went in search of it but no chippies do sausage and you can't recreate a chippie sausage at home.

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>>72769954
ooh aah

me on the left

>>72769959
you're not

Victory to the PIRA

Death to the INLA

Night of the long knives

>>72769973
The Renaissance? Yeah

Hello xD lmao

>>72769945
>>72769954
the only reason you beat me to first post is because i had to wait for the post cooldown

always remember that

Wahey the clocks changed

Neat

reading revolt against the modern world and can literally feel my pineal gland decalcifying as i read

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Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut
A queen treatin' niggas just like King Tut
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin' third
Used to get straight A's, now she just skippin' class
Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and ass
Only seventeen, with a lot of practice
On black boys jimmies and white boys cactus
Sorry sorry sir, but I gotta be brief
A lotta niggas like bustin' nuts in her teeth
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic
That don't mean shit, cause she's givin' up the ass quick
Quicker than you can say, "Candy,"
The bitch is on my Snicker... and oh man she
Can take on three men - built like He-Men
Her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen
Fourteen niggas in line ready to bang your
Pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel
Tell the little bitch to bring her ass out the house
Cause your daughter's known, for givin' up the nappy dug out

not sure how I'm still awake

>>72770012
hey me too

night of the long fangs

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>>72769730
keep in mind that's not a school uniform

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join the UVF lads

Quite happy with how my willy looks desu
Bout average size but it's got very little visible veins apart from a thick, snaking one near the base

>Yanks entertaining the notion of interracial sex

Again

>>72770036
Russian bootlickers

>pulls out shotgun
>shoots you in a bollocks

that is for being a good boy

>>72769988

which city lad

>white boys cactus
what's that mean?

up all night to get runty

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>>72770036
me on the right

>>72769989
Me second from the left with the odd posture

>>72770044
i got a lelo tor 2 vibrating cock ring which really makes the veins on mine bulge out a lot and makes it swell too, but it hurts wearing it because i dont need it

>>72770058
goodbye hoooooorses

>>72770044

Mine's very veiny and quite ugly, but it's 7inches

why can't everyone just be white lads

>>72769988
What the hell is this bed

>>72770024
do you think he really thinks that rites had magical abilities? if they didn't why do you think he likes them so much?

>>72770100
It turns out that the fast talking, tattoo sporting pikey, is a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. But right now that's the last thing on Tommy's mind cos he knows that if Gorgeous doesn't get up in the next 5 minutes, he'll be buried alongside him.

I guess you don't get Kidz Bop in Australia, but they take top40 chart hits and have kids sing them and sell it to parents.

Kidz Bap would be the same, but it would be narrowed down to just HipHop/RnB/Funk/Reggae hits, and heavily targeted to black parents.

Take anything really, and sell it specifically to black people, and it's already a half-viable business plan, because hardly any businesses court black consumers.

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>forgot what my (You)-inducing post was going to be

when i was in year 7 we went on an excursion to some kind of water treatment plant and some kids were afraid to walk on the mesh metal walkways but i wasn't

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>mfw I'm single handedly responsible for the huge increase in norn iron posting

>>72770080
Awkward looking cunt

>>72770079
Nice stick you child go slap your boyfriends Arse with it

okay one thing about military films

(watching we were soliders on the flix)
when they are training they always show the old veteran guys running the young new guys ragged in training. Which I get sure a lifetime of training gives certain benefits fitness-wise but All soliders are fit so will someone from their late 30s to mid 50s really be able to keep place with dudes in their 20s

really

Just imagining being an Islam lmao

>>72770087
>be thom yorke
>be millionaire rock star
>get hair transplant when hair starts thinning
>DON'T SORT OUT YOUR HORRIBLE FUCKING MONSTER TEETH

>teachers thought I'd do really well in life and said I was going to be earning the big money
>this just placated me and made me coast through the entirety of education
>now I'm a NEET who's basically a failure at life

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes very good

>>72770131
Fucking sure you're not

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your chillin at your mission station and this zulu points his rifle at you

what do

>>72770087
SWEET DREAMS, THOMMY-BOY!

>>72770112
yes

>>72768248

Incredible post right here

>2036
>20 years after The Multicultural Wars
>at a banquet with fellow Americans, Britons, Canadians and other whites
>an Englishman stands up and declares a toast
>room goes silent
>"Though are differences have made us bitter rivals, our love for our people and the hatred of anything detrimental to it has united us. I make this toast to all of our comrades who have fallen under the sword of Al-Kebab Front, the Anti-Cisgender Alliance and any other groups who have stood in our way."
>light applause
>he has yet to finish
>Englishman points to a large oil painting of a man in a suit with a purple and gold pin
>even as a Yank I recognize him
>the Englishman raises his class
>"Of course, all of this would not be possible without our Leader, our inspiration... Nigel Farage. To Nigel! You cannot barrage the Farage!"
>all the men cheer
>I stand up and add to the toast
>I look at the women at the banquet, my eyes filled with a chauvinistic lust
>the ladies began to tear up
>the men are pounding their fists on the tables, their erections nearly busting out of their pants
>I say, "It was our privilege to serve under him."
>the men all chug their drinks while the women become hysterical
>a Cockney man laughs and calls me a "cheeky bastard"
>we celebrate the night telling war stories, dancing, showing off battle scars

>>72770079
Not one of these inbreds would even look you in the eye 1on1, and the far right is like 10 years old

>>72770044
ye same, mines probably average size but its pretty A-grade aesthetically and I've never had any issue with girls

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>>>/b/726862853

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>>72770063
I'm staying in regional VIC (working holiday) at the moment so there is admittedly not a lot of choice. Genuinely considering a trip to Melbourne but I wanna find a chippy that definitely has sausage first.

>tfw stooped to finding facebook pages of family chip shops to check out their menus

Aussie fish n chips is usually 10/10 ever since I first had it but I gotta find chippy sausage or my stomach's gunna go on strike

>>72770131
Fukap and stop slabbering ya wee fruit

Come down to lurgan and I'll spark u out to fuck

FTPSNI
FAP
Hoods run free

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So fucking lonely

>>72770138
it's meant to be analogical to american high school education

>>72770184
SLF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfUpn6pJFrs
Now That's What I Call A Choon!

the green letters

You guys do realise that in most countries, South = Bad, North = Good. The UK is really weird in that the further North you go, the worse it gets.

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>>72770168

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>>72770184
>lurgan

hmmm yes lovely place

>>72770226
Lurgan is quite nice

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watching some Based Dave Rubin 2bqh

>>72770210
love that stubble

>>72770225
Highlight of living in this shithole desu

>>72770151
pull the pin out and throw it back

Fuck's sake lads, every time after I piss these days I let out a bit of wee after I'm done when my pants are back on

>>72770210
why spend money on a neo-vagina when you could at least laser off your beard first

Just letting you know the rain has stopped at the cricket and play will proceed once the water is gone

>>72770255
stop drinking caffeine

>>72770210

Non judgemental question: Why would you get SRS before getting some sort of laser hair removal?

ringo starr was the best beatle

>>72770226
>>72770239
I grew up in the fucking ghetto

Paras giving me shit flat :'(((

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>>72770080

>>72770270
Don't tell me what to do

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Are the Royal Family Northern?

>>72770255
really strange how that happens

>>72770210
genuinely winced

i totally understand disliking gender roles, but mutilating your own body? christ, will never understand it

>>72770210
hmm, hate agp sickos but doubt most have the required delusion to go ahead with SRS

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>>72770080
>>72770287

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>if I drink any liquid within an hour of going to bed I now need to get up in the night to piss

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>>72770222
alright "red wolf" lapierre

>>72770210

In all seriousness

Mental illness

>>72770285
Up the freelancers

>>72769921
>99% of anons don't know what a Yotsuba is now
i want to go back to 2006 chan

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>>72770080
>>72770287
>>72770302

>>72770287
shop kevs face into the mask

>>72770291
They're far eastern (German)

Can't tell if Belfast or Glasgow are equally grim or not

>>72770291
Whos that on the far right?

>>72770255
same man. hate weird underwear with my sweats so that shit really sucks

>>72770270
I don't drink that much

Don't drink coffee or fizzy drinks at all

>>72770289
Shut up, you're not me

>>72770305
I never get up to piss in the night

>>72770255
woah iktf

>>72770270
is it actually to do with caffeine? i do drink insane amounts of pop

ennui tbqh ngl la

https://youtu.be/9QLZgXv0Xwc

to all the yanks: did your parents mutilate your willy when you were young?

t. kim jong un

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>walks away from you

>>72770305
got fed up of getting up and walking to the toilet so I now piss into a glass by my bed and empty it in the morning

love living alone haha

>>72770334
Glasgow is much much much much much worse

wet the bed until i was seven

>>72770343

Push up just underneath your balls and it'll get that last little bit out :)

>>72770314
>11 years ago
WEW LAD
janny can you retroactively ban me for posting since i was 10?

>>72770349
>is it actually to do with caffeine? i do drink insane amounts of pop
it might be
I was having piss problems for a while, but then I cut out the caffeine and I stopped having issues

>>72770343
>I don't drink that much
>Don't drink coffee or fizzy drinks at all
hmm
might be worth getting your gp to check you out then
prostate health is quite important

>>72770382
12 here

>>72770334
Belfast is much much much much much worse

>>72770401
Grim

>>72770377
>>72770407
How so?

give a monkey a latte

>>72770361
would bet a significant amount of money thats her retarded younger brother

>>72770401

Lmao piss pot

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>>72770377
Celtic?

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me when i see a runt blocking my path

got me drynites on lads

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>>72770369
>yank soldiers

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How do you go from this....

>>72770392
>>72770401
slept in mummys bed until 12

>>72770419
Glasgow has massively higher rates of violent crime and homelessness

Not a fan of the daylight savings meme.

All you get out of it is daylight up to half 10 at night

>>72770361
sad state when people just assume every guy and girl together are dating and not just mates

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>>72770449
.. TO THIS!?

going to america on wednesday lads

plan is to shag loads of birds, get drunk every night, eat shit loads of fast food and take a lot of drugs

>>72770080
hahaha his fucking eyes are going different directions too
is he there on an equal opportunities scheme

need a bedwetter gf

AYEEEEEEE ITS CELTIC CELTIC THATS THE TEAM FOR MEEEEEE

CELTIC CELTIC ON TO VICTORYYY

Yeoooo

We need an /NI/ general, fuck the free state benders and English fannys

>>72770419
Belfast has Irish """"people""""

>>72770439
story?

>>72770389
does this inflame your prostate or something?

>>72770392
>might be worth getting your gp to check you out then
>prostate health is quite important
b-but I don't wanna

>>72770401
yeah I remember wetting the bed pretty late

not sure exactly when It stopped but i slowly got less and less regular as the years passed

>>72770472
The ever increasing desire of people to be noticed

>>72769921
This shit is why no one else wants you faggots here.
Make a discord or something and piss off.

>>72769989
Is that Kev in the IRA?

Older brother was wetting the bed well into his teens, might still do
Clattered the shit out of me when I told his mates haha

>>72770472
Fame and money can ruin a person

>>72770473
Gay twat

>>72770439

What did he mean by this

>>72770527
It's more to do with his lack of fame and money most likely to be honest haha

>>72770507
bloke kicks a small child repeatedly

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>>72770493
I doxx'd the user in blue

I don't believe the people who lead us have our best interests at heart. More and more I think they're just interested in money and power.

Could be wrong, but they don't seem to be leading us down the right path at all.

>>72770507
me when i see a runt blocking my path

>>72770452
13 here

prolly why i have such a bad relationship with her currently lol

>>72770358
Right after I came out. I remember my mom watching something about some kid whose whole penis got lobbed off by the doctor by accident so they just told him he was a girl growing up. I asked her why the doctor did that and she said it was a mistake during the operation where they take off the "extra skin" around the penis.

My parents get very defensive when I say I think circumcision is wrong.

>>72770439
he survived :) the guy is obviously nuts as well

>>72770507
mentally ill man attacks a 2-4 year old and no one does anything because its china and if you intefere you'll be charged with the same crime

not to be a keyboard warrior but I would have murdered this guy

>>72770509

Nope, it actually works
Something to do with the s shape on the pee tube, straights it out and the last bit comes out lel

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Who needs Hawaii when you've got Cornwall?
Who needs the Alps when you've got Lake District?
Who needs The Amazon when you've got Devon?

Embrace Britain lads.
It's the best country in the world.

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Brexiters are going to kill themselves after looking at this picture

>>72770463
Does it though? There's a lot of violent crime, rioting and that in Belfast

/tv/ thinks Boston is the coolest fucking city on the planet (cause its full of antiquated mick/IRA gangsters)

kind of sad 2bh

>>72770295
trannies aren't interested in smashing gender roles, it's just a grass is always greener thing

>>72770473

Vegas?

If so its completely overrated

>>72770505
Filled with ultra die hard patriotic right wing brits on the other hand

>>72770482
you deviant

>>72770582
yeah understandable
he's crazy obviously but he'll get raped and tortured in prison until he kills himself so fair's fair

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>>72770452
>Sister is 16 and still does this
Cunt's gonna turn out worse than me I reckon

>>72770563
I've seen that doco

was heartbreaking

him and his brother both committed suicide and were apparently sexually abused

>>72770604
>small minded nationalism
not a fan desu

>>72770604
Who need Mecca when you got Bradford?

>>72770563

They fucked you

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>>72770332
that's all the effort i'm going to put into this, i hope you like it

>>72770608
right that's it cancel article 50

>>72770628
the universe always rights itself in the end

who's #HYPE for r&m season 3???
wubalubadubdub!!

>>72770222
hm except the north is the best part of the uk hmmmm really doing a stinker of a think here

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damn nigs killed the cook

fucking crying here he was a TOP lad

>>72770513
my gp's a homophobic paki so he's just as uncomfortable as I am when performing a prostate exam

do it
you'll thank me

>>72770358
Nope

>>72770615
Lad if you actually seen the fucking eejyts in north and east Belfast....

Just take any skeet from west Belfast and swap the Celtic jersey for a Rangers one

>>72770609
You southerners have an amplified view of what goes on up here, it's not that bad. If you don't deal drugs and don't cross the paramilitary families you're fine. Worst that can happen is getting jumped in the wrong area but you know where to avoid anyway. If there were more jobs up here this place would be great

>>72770614
chicago

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>>72770658

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>>72770666
checked

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>>72770608
Am I the only one who thinks they're just protesting just to stroke their ego at this point?

We have non-white rights, women's rights, gay rights, tranny rights, all kinds of different fucking rights and it drives them MENTAL.

They're so desperate for SOMETHING to be upset about that we have Black Lives Matter UK and people protesting abortions....for an AMERICAN president...even though he's done FUCK ALL so far.

They HATE equality because it makes their occupation as "activists" WORTHLESS.

>>72770349

>pop

Its fizzy drink you pseudo yank

>>72770641
my old best friend no joke slept with BOTH his parents until he was 16
he was a filipino catholic
christ the banter we gave him

>>72770698
I was being facetious
kill yourself, post haste

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>>72770641
>>72770452
>sister is 22 and still does this

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>>72770666
>bildschirmfoto

>>72770689
>it's not that bad
pretty sure it is lad

>>72770608
love that lipstick for some reason

>>72770705
>Am I the only one who thinks they're just protesting just to stroke their ego at this point?
yes

protest has replaced religion for these people

activism fills a void in their lives

it's sad really

>>72770452
>>72770558
imagine getting a boenr and poking her in the back with it while youre alseep or having a wet dream lmao

>>72770713

He was probably molested

>>72770728
Nah i liked it here, few houseraids or the aul bombscare every now and then just gives it character. You're no gonna get shot unless you deserve it anyway

>>72770705
>>72770752
whats with the reddit spacing lads?

>>72770727

any immersion is better than none.

>>72770705

They're trying to be hippies of today
They were bought up on glorified stories about social justice and fighting the "man"
And so they're trying to do the same, but they've created their own boogeyman and are fighting for nothing

yanky yanky does a wanky
cries to sleep under his blanky

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/783955/Islington-London-driver-pedestrian-plough-mowed-Essex-Road-old-queens-head-injury

hmm

What speed do you lads watch films at? I watch at 1.4 desu

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>>72770334
>>72770407
>>72770505
>>72770609
>>72770681
>Belfast

I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and baked tatties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO JUMP BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows.
Late nights I'm up rollin' cones,
Tryin' to create the classics like The Rolling Stones.

I'm gettin' tapped like stolen phones,
Feelin' brittle though my bones 've grown,
Feelin' little like I'm home alone.
[unintelligible]
And blaze spliff after spliff and reminisce of when I ripped up the shows.
I'm the best, I'm like Robin Hood from cluckin' his bow.
And if I meet a wee sexy bitch then I'll be suckin' her toes,
And quite rightly! N-night-nighty.
Are ya ready for the b-bops [unintelligible rolled-D]?
You're not ready for the lyrical flows that I hold.
I'm a giant of old—trapped! within a modern mould!
I go deeper than a Leprechaun's pot of gold.

>>72770713
There was a Filipino catholic in my secondary school who was an annoying wanker with this strange Asian American accent

He told us he used to kill cats in the Phillipines and his mas still over there as a prozzy. He had this ridiculous bowl cut and was like 5'2 and fat as fuck. I remember he annoyed someone in the changing rooms and he floored the cunt and bate him senseless, he had to go to E&R. Mad days.

>>72770689
This. Minus the wrong area bullshit. Unless you are a runt

>>72770797
1 because im autistic

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>facetious
>post haste

>>72770705
you're a smart guy

>>72770770
>these objectively terrible things happening routinely is good because it adds "character"
>there is literally a real chance of getting shot

>>72770762
i used to cuddle her by hugging her with my arm across her breasts and she'd tell me to stop :/

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https://twitter.com/EdJewishAntiFa/status/845701071091748867

ingrown hair on my penis shaft lads. absolutely dire

>>72770799
Would you fuck off you annoying cunt

You aren't funny

Reposting the same images about Ireland and Northern Ireland in every thread is NOT funny

Fuck off

eating sour patch kids

take the poo to the loo

>>72770797
never understood this gimmick

can you explain why you do this, do you have an attention disorder?

very drunk lads

Told a girl to smile in the Club and she was absolutely FUMING LOL

>>72770820
Grow a pair fucksake

>>72770797
flicks - 1.5x, sound off with subtitles
films - 1x
kino - 0.8x

>>72770854
just sounds like a grim place to live in general desu

>>72770600
trusting you on this one

Just shagged the eastern european prossie I was on about and I'm in a taxi home
She was being a bitch at first but I ended up shagging her so hard it was definitely hurting her
Honestly it was basically rape by the end
She was wincing in pain but I was refusing to stop

Honestly a great shag, watching her face in pain was a massive turn on

>>72770843
>Ireland and Northern Ireland
Jackeen
>>72770870
If you grow up here you get used it. Nobody even considers this stuff worthy of conversation. Plenty worse places in the world

>>72770775
redditspacing isn't a thing

It's barely the afternoon you dirty bogan

>>72770850
>do you have an attention disorder?


Yes, I usually play vidya and watch a film, brose the internet or listen to audiobooks at the same time, I am watching Pretty in pink ar 1.4 and posting on brit right now

>>72770886
I was banned for posting this pic

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@72770843
chillax micky, you're post in a BRITISH culture general thread on a malaysian hentai message board.

tbqf I don't really give a flying fuck who wants to get involved,
I'm a problem you're never gonna solve.

You're never gonna SOLVE!
I'll eat your liver with sauce, and your fingers with vinegar and salts.
Maybe I was different and born upon lightnin' bolts.
Strike chords with a frightenin' force.
And every time a performance from [unintelligible] I endorse.
I feel like fightin' with no remorse,
Like I'm gettin' attacked under siege while I'm holdin' the fort.
Deadly cold like tags on toes in the morgue.
I live beyond my means, because I'm worth more than I can afford.
And it's funny how the facts of historical battles breed new wars.
You're politically deceived, bent over backwards.
Gettin' it in all fours. You're like a bunch of wee dirty whores
Puttin' on nine years, like you look 43 when you're 34s.
I'll be up the crack 'f dawn, up at early doors.
So night-nighty.
Are you ready for the b-bops [unintelligible]? You're not ready!
I speak the truth like my late Granny Barry,
I'm a manny, are ye ready for the smelly chicken tendies deep in my belly? You're not ready! You know why?
Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN SHELL BLAST.

>>72770886
HNNNNNNGGGGG

>watching television
pineal status: encased in titanium

>>72770870
Could say the same about England your cops don't have guns, you're filled with terrorists with different skin colour

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he didn't MAGA so good

>>72770608
Anti-Brexit is fucking cancer.

Say what you will about the lies and stupidity from both sides of the Brexit debate, but why actively wish for the downfall of your own country? The EU isn't that fuck great, and the UK isn't that fucking bad. You'll be ruled by rich old fucks who don't actually give a shit about you either way.

>>72770641
my sister did it at age 24

>>72770854
>>72770870
Not bragging or anything but the paras used to threaten to shoot my knees out for drinking in public as a teenager and would confiscate my barrick and fuck it in the bin

The ra hate the fucking craic

gf is home from uni

time to delete my porn haha

Twitter's shite

It's just dawned on me

>>72770942
or just hide the folders

fuck drumpf

Is Trump just Andy Kaufman in disguise?

>>72770886
fuck whats the channel

other poster: stop getting me paranoid about having prostate cancer, it's just pee

>>72770922
our police officers do have guns, we have fewer terrorists/religious extremists than northern ireland and your lads are literally the same skin colour. Quite hard for me to get my head around why any Brit would be like that but who knows eh

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YAAAAS SLAY QUEEN

wonder how long itll be before we got truck'd or car'd
bet itll be in melbourne

I wish I could commit to the left wing

But I don't like how it's full of non-whites telling whites to shut up

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bogtrotter is upset at me for posting the same images about Ireland and Northern Ireland in every thread.

might have to heem the cunt if he doesn't apologise tbqhwylf

http://www.strawpoll.me/12608831

http://www.strawpoll.me/12608831

http://www.strawpoll.me/12608831

gf said she wants to castrate me

Guarantee I'm one of the biggest nutters on /brit/

I might not have any friends bit I still get up to some mental shit

>>72770981
Because we haven't been neutered yet

>>72770981
>we have fewer terrorists/religious extremists than northern ireland
Remind me when the last terrorist attack was in NI and then remind me when the last one was in England?

>>72770927
so why not follow the advice of literally everyone who is qualified to make that decision and stands to benefit nothing from it? who all coincidentally supported remain?

>ireland is a land of sectarian violence and terrorists becoming national leaders
Literally Somalia tier

>>72771005
got castrated at birth for medical reasons

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>>72770994
It'll probably be emus with explosive vests obliterating the opera house.

>>72770939
>oh no they're enforcing the law
it's great craic when you're a teenager but people have babies and sick family trying to sleep. Don't need 30 drunk young lads outside their windows messing about. Paras did nothing wrong

>>72771001
You haven't been in a fight in your life

>>72771028
you cow haha

now making a piping hot cup of lipton black tea

>>72770986
>wow praise me just for existing

social media was a mistake

>>72770986
Why does the silly bitch pluck and shape her eye brows then?

>>72771025
you mean the uk
(^:

yeah,,,,, fuck drumpf

>>72771053
Fuck them. Couldn't even have a rollie fuck sake.

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i've been banned for posting this pic before

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>>72771043
what is it with terrorism causing goat tier aesthetic pics?

>>72771001
wtf i love yanks now

>>72771055
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Dublin for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

intensely attracted to qt blokes with an erection in boxer-briefs but not so much when they whip it out
bit of a conundrum

>>72771025
IRA is not a terrorist organisation and you know it
>>72771087
If they took your rollies then aye that's a bit much

>>72771088
I was banned for posting that too rofl

>>72771095
cringe

Dissertation is due on Friday and I've spent all semester playing flight sims haha x

>>72771088
who is this semen demon

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sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

>>72771107
you're unironically one of the worst posters here next to 180cm runt. fuck off already

>>72771111
did you manage to hit the twin towers?

>>72771093

>ywn have a qt hold your head together

Don't reply to anybody who acknowledges the existence of northern ireland

>>72771061
How many of you guys drink the brands of tea with the Arabic on the label?

A lot of tea in Canada has Arabic on it. Personally, I have 6 cases of Azwad Orange Peko.

Whoever the Canadian is that linked the madchild link I've been bumping it on repeat since

Fair play

>>72771093
fear is the most primal emotion

>>72771119
quite good movies tbqh

>>72771103
>IRA is not a terrorist organisation

Alri Jerry

>>72771100
not uncommon, women have no overtur physical sexual indicators that they are aroused while men do

prognosis: you're bi and a teenager still coming to terms with your sexual frustration

>>72771135
Love our crazy cousins across the pond 2bh they bring the banter hard

*acknowledges the existence of northern ireland*

>>72771160
Did
Nothing
Wrong

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>>72771133
iktf

How do I join one of these anarchist groups that go around wearing black masks and lighting off flares?

>>72771169
breaking the rules

>>72769921
>Yotsuba blacked
Fuck you, m8.

>>72771131
Nah, but I have been bombing Syria

>>72771164
>overtur physical sexual indicators
what about the stammering?
what about the floods i cause whenever im in public?

>>72771164
hmmm
no
would very happily get bummed but not too keen on the overall appearance of dicks lad

what style do you use to browse the 'chon m'lads?

oh boy, there's going to be a new thread soon! can't hardly wait to repost the same images about Ireland and Northern Ireland that I posted in this thread :^)

>>72771206
really fucking gay. sort yourself out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLSLx5wt9Fg

>>72771204
>what about the floods i cause whenever im in public?
Chuckled

>>72771155
Fear isn't actually an emotion.

Fear is a Neuropathic response that layers over already existing emotions.

That's psychology 101.

>>72771212
Cringe

>>72771216
the thicc meme needs to die

My father was stationed in SK and spoke with a NK pilot defector. They tried to convince him for 3 days that things weren't staged, but he absolutely refused to believe it. Finally, on the last day, he did a 180. My dad asked him what changed his mind.
Pigeons. The fact that they were present and not afraid of people was a sign he was in a country where people weren't starving everyday.

>>72771215
glad you appropriated my gimmick

i'm pretty drunk right now, and as such, i feel it appropriate to admit that i'm a girl, and i'm the one who always posts "doing a poo"

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>>72771221
here's one i haven't posted in this thread yet

>irish """cuisine"""

>>72767908
>>72767908
>>72767908
reminder to recycle

>>72771235
Post poo

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>My father was stationed in SK and spoke with a NK pilot defector. They tried to convince him for 3 days that things weren't staged, but he absolutely refused to believe it. Finally, on the last day, he did a 180. My dad asked him what changed his mind.
>Pigeons. The fact that they were present and not afraid of people was a sign he was in a country where people weren't starving everyday.

>>72771226
What is this grorious rand where there is free food in the sky and peopre aren't trying to eat it?

>>72771208
Clover

>>72771223
I believe Morrissey's and Marrs point was thicc wasn't ideal.Just that any port in a storm is better than nothing at all.

>>72771025

Northern Ireland is in the UK friendo :)