/brit/

Creasing at this thread, pakis have some good banter

>>>/his/2562898 l

naja

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SPPPPPPPPPPSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSPPPPPPPPPPP
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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the gf

>>72767723
It's pretty easy to prove m8.

You know when an old building is threatened with demolition and everyone is up in arms about it? They're having protests, writing letters, moaning in the local rag, etc.

Well, no one did that for the buildings you apparently miss so badly, despite never having seen them.

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oi lads remember the stawpoll i made earlier about shagging an eastern european prossie?
off to donate £50 to this bint at 1:30am haha

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the /brit/ gf

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*Flashes my cash at you*

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doing gooning to rosy lads

a leaf

What are the essential self-improvement books lads

>>72768023
>yank girls

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the 'abs

boobstation

really like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cauU2IpFyA

>>72768032
christ she really does look like a tranny

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where do i get a girl like this in the uk??

im even willing to, dare i say it, go to londonistan

One person has been seriously injured and more than 20 others hurt in a suspected gas explosion on Merseyside.
Emergency services were called to a collapsed building in Bebington, Wirral, at about 21:30 GMT.
Merseyside Fire and Rescue Service said the building, thought to be a dance studio, was in Boundary Road, Port Sunlight.
Twenty four people are confirmed to have been injured and have been taken to hospitals in Merseyside and Chester.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsct-e-HVE0

tune

might make a coffee and have some rice

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this time in 40 minutes my willy be in this bint i[ve only ever viewed in pictures
the internet is a mental place

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just having a chat with the lads

>>72768082
only London

>>72768082
kenilworth

>>72768093
g'wan my son

Seeing an increasing number of mulattos lately.

They all dress the fucking same. Awful accents/voices too.

>>72768039
http://classics.mit.edu/Antoninus/meditations.html

>>72768119
fucking mentioned
i've been to that castle

>>72768082
Edinburgh

>>72768137
>mulattos
FOY

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KEK

would scotland be part of the commonwealth if they seceded

>>72768100
>greetings from germany :> :) :D XD
Every bastard time.

Milk in first, and lots of it
Two sugars
Perfect tea

>>72768158
it's the proper term.

tiptoe by the window is such a scary song

>>72768160
four lions shit kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVhpuOAQOrw

>>72768180
>it's the proper term.
don't care

FOY

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7 February 1906

"The Latest Thing in Nightmares"; allegorical representation of President Theodore Roosevelt's signature smile haunting the peaceful and restful dreams of the Senate.

>>72768134
sad that prostitution is illegal in the land of ''''''''''''''''freedom'''''''''''''''
the market is so competitive here i can shag a FIT eastern european bird for cheap

>>72768160
Whenever you see clips from Syria they're always chanting snackbar, no matter what faction

fucking unbearable

Should I become an english teacher in Cambodia lads?

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tfw no pink haired /brit/ gf

>>72768187
it's tiptoe through the tulips you spanner

tiny tim died while performing it, did you know that?

>>72768171
interesting question tbf
if Independence did happen (it won't) then joining the commonwealth wouldn't be the top of their agenda but it would be pathetic if they didn't

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Women do not understand the value of silence

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>>72768193

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not a single (You) in hours

going to go to bed

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2 May 1906:

President Theodore Roosevelt depicted as a volcano erupting and spewing a dark cloud labeled "Tax on Wealth",

>>72768032
Moar

business idea: go downstairs and get a glass of apple juice

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>>72768082
sorry lad, she's already been #CRUSHED

>>72768218
I think britain has a lot more freedom than most places
I was surprised to learn that in a lot of places you can only buy alcohol from specific shops, whereas over here you can buy it from literally anywhere
also right of access thought private land

>>72768032
lovely nipples

>>72768293
hope (you) sleep well x

>>72768218
It's legal there? How the fuck are you guys passing legislation against porn yet have legal prostitution?

>>72768293
Better luck next time

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>>72768293
Remember lad

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>>72768293
Here is your (you)
Sweet dreams

>>72768285
hello you cunt

>>72768303
*notices bulge*
OwO whats this?

>Looking to couchsurf in Newcastle
Do you think this guy is good enough?

https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/nikolas-lloyd

>>72767884

>Clocks about to go forward
>Sleep pattern about to get even more fucked up

hate that feeling when the booze is wearing off

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all according to plan
goodnight my friends

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31 August 1904

President Theodore Roosevelt sitting in a chair labeled "Presidency" with a fasces behind his left shoulder. He is looking at a spirit of himself from 1900 when he could speak freely.

>>72768334
hello woman

>>72768315
brothels aren't legal and neither is pimping
but prostitution is legal

and "brothels" are just "massage parlours" to get around things
(it also means that any prostitute in a brothel has to get a certificate in massage parlouring or something)

the porn laws are really just theresa may being silly and not understanding how the internet works
(also most isps/routers will have inbuilt parental controls)

*time travels 1 hour forward*

Not liking how the world looks lads

>>72768303
what's his instagram again? Also who is this girl and why is /mu/ or /tv/ or whatever obsessed with her

@72768352
>Wahhhh wahhhh I'm so fucked up!
>wahhhh how will I ever get my shit together!

Stfu

>>72768307
>I think britain has a lot more freedom than most places
this 2bh we have full freedom in the right places
i don't want a gun anyway
>>72768315
the law is quite specific
street prostiution is illegal, brothels are illegal
it's technically only legal if the girl is independant and advertising via the internet
there's loads of websites here with unlimited prossies in city areas so it's not a problem

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24 August 1904

T.R. as an imperial president, with near dictatorial powers

>>72768193
I think it's all like that.

Remember that video where they're shouting at Abu Hajaar, it's like the Three Stooges.

>>72768404
>Not liking how the world looks lads
Yeah, I was hoping Ireland wouldn't be in it

Think I just blacked out for a whole fucking hour

Can all the anime posters post here >>72729417 please.
We are tired of some normie there that refuses to accept that anime doesn't belong in 4chan..
Do that for your best allie

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It's grim up north

https://youtu.be/PzP1XC51kro

>>72768376
me on the right having a jig on the tree stump

<<72768416

FOY

>>72768360
That does it
No longer replying to brits

>>72768436
Abu Hajaar dindu nuffin

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it was 00:59 and now it's 2:00

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>>72768260
>tfw no pink haired robot gf

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my eyes look like this all the time

>>72768462
is that collina?

>>72768303
i think the emotions that i felt when i first came privy to that knowledge was the first time i realised i might have autism

theres still plenty of japs in the uk r-right??
>less than 25,000

did the clocks just go forward?

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Brexiters btfo

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>>72768458
/brit/ is an anti-nonce general
moot's intentions in 2003 mean nothing today

>>72768489
>>72768519
Fuck, I've never been awake for the clocks all changing automatically before.

Weird.

>>72768520
need a jeep to run through the runts

>>72768520
Ugly girl tbf

>>72768520
lol like Brexit will be like the iron curtain or something. Meanwhile terrorism will literally divide them into itty bitty bits.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489790793711.webm

>completely forgetting that the clocks went forward an hour and being very confused when it seem like 2 hours had passed since I last looked at the clock on my computer

reeeeee
reeee

>>72768519
It was 12:58 a second ago, scared the absolute piss out of me when it said 2:00AM

>>72768520
can easily tell this is glasgow just by the women

>>72768411
NexGenCrusher

she's the girl from kero kero bonito, a pop group that are sort of a j-pop ripoff

autists got upset when they found out that their ditzy hapa dreamgirl was getting pounded by a big gymrat chad, and better yet for the rorkes, an asian chad

>>72768546

>I've never been awake for the clocks all changing automatically before.

Fuck off normalcunt

>>72768574
Same luckily the lads here tipped me off ;)))

Clacoka hven oyan foraddo

>>72768587
Its London you fucking retard

Yes yes that clock thingy that happens every single year has happened again, fascinating isn't it?

doing a mock theory and just has these two questions, one after another

>Q. What is the biggest danger to new riders?
>A Inexperience and overconfidence

>Q What can you do to maximise your safety?
>A Anticipate what other road users will do

tells your you're retarded one minute then that you can read minds the next
bollocks

>>72768525
>anime was almost blanket rated 18 in the uk before
We need to go back to when we controlled degeneracy

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>>72768520
look exactly like I thought they would

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>2:04

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ahh no fascism

>>72768614
You must be fun at a party
#virgin

>>72768520
not a person on that road i could not floor with a swift right to the jaw

Denisovan here. AMA

>>72768614

>Happens every single year

It happens twice a year you cunt

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>mfw Scotland will be free in our lifetime

why do so many non white women bash white men but seem to want to date them

>>72768637
>not being southpaw
Could heem the fuck out of you

>>72768599
Yes, going to bed early on a Saturday night.

The normie life, ree.

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>>72768650
take it back

>tfw now have to re-plan my whole day because I've got to factor in an extra hour of sleep so I get my 6 hours
This can't be happening... I'm in charge here!

>>72768649
He didn't say once a year you dumb fucking retard

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Forgot that's its not 2016 and we're in 2017, time flies

>>72768650
From the arms of Britain into the arms of the EU

drinking the ol 'eakstons

the ol 'culier to be precise

wait
did it just go from 1am straight to 2am?


exactly what my sleep pattern needed.... thanks god

dumb paddy frogposter

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>>72768698
tryna figure out that pepe lad

>>72768709
cringe when english people use their slang on the internet

>>72768672

>Staying up late is normie

I really want normies to leave

>>72768596
>kero kero bonito
just did a listen, fucking migraine inducing shit
can see why anime nonce cunts would like it though

https://twitter.com/mikethernobich/status/845760695043964928

>yanks

>>72768719
FUCK

>>72768651
White people are an easy target and non-white men are generally terrible

Watched hot fuzz and now Shaun of the dead

Magnificent representation of British culture

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>went to Bacelona for a few days last week
>went on Tinder for a laugh
>get matched with loads of lovely, classy, inteliigent Spanish women
>come back her
>get matched with idiotic pig-women doing duck-face with a dog-face filter on (as if they need it)
Why God why?

>>72768751

>Da Goyim Know

Why are /pol/tards so fucking spergy?

>>72768764
watch kidulthood next
there are many sides to britiish culture

>>72768751
Wtf is happening there?

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hola

>>72768741
Yeah, people go out on a Saturday night, that's the day the clocks always change.

>>72768764
do Bronson next

>>72768794
I say blame the yanks

Exported their degeneracy to English speaking places

>>72768803
Pro Trump rally in SoCal

if quads ban all australiansfrom 4chan for a week

where's thairunt?

>>72768803
looks like a load of trump supporters found a lone anti-trump lad

@72768735
shan't be bestowing any (You)s upon thee

>>72768794
its fucking woeful isn't it lad
pit of despair

>>72768803
Trump nutters

anime

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Just heard gunshots lads

>>72768799
Seen it

>>72768825
Seen that one

@72768876


>double check to see if its my post
>it's not
>whew (sign of relief)

Yank parents force they kids to get they wisdom teeth out even when there's no need

bizarre

babestation
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490411143433.webm

>>72768609
you'd like me to think that wouldn't you

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>>72768920
T H I C C

>>72768920
i like her doc martens

>>72768919
they also cut their dicks off at birth

>>72768897
you sure they weren't cumshots lad

>>72768852
still in bed probably

Talking all the day
With true friends who try to make you stay
Telling jokes and news
Singing songs to pass the time away
Watched the Galway salmon run
Like silver dancing, darting in the sun
Living on your western shore
Saw summer sunsets, asked for more
I stood by your Atlantic Sea
And sang a song for Ireland

the ol' former gf (fat) coming over to my new apartment and bringing chili tomorrow

>>72768920
>those gravity-defying cheboobies
wew

>>72768920
imagine having a daughter and her growing up to do that

>>72768920
gonna need a name

>>72768954
fucking twat

he promised me a stream this weekend

>>72768751
>rip his fuckin ass off his head
hahahaha

>>72768980
Maddie

>>72768979
I suspect that her father wasn't about much

americans microwave their cats

>>72768979
hot

did a double sex with no jonny with the gf earlier lads
is it risky to do a sex the second time? i might have left some sex wee in her bagina

absolutely [issed off of 1.5 litres pf 7% cider and one 0.5 of 4.5% lads LOVE eing a lightight

>>72769000
yankish assumption

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>>72769006

Would love to kick lefties in the head

>>72768983
he's probably going to fuck his gf when he gets up then go shopping or some shit. he's a giga normie

surprised millennial woes can afford fags
everyone else seems to smoke rollies these days

>>72769030
Vocaroo us a sea shanty la

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>>72768920 >>72768945 >>72768946 >>72768975 >>72768979 >>72768980

>>72769030
No excuse to type like a mong nor brag about your femininity

https://youtu.be/zlCd2WoYfko

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>Would love to kick lefties in the head

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>Would love to kick lefties in the head

>>72769030
You're a woman, a child or a paki if you're this hammered off something a she-paddy would give to her infant for a toothache.

Sort it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QYlX-ml8Q
post choons lads

Would love to kick lefties in the head

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>>72769041
"would love to kick lefties in the heads"

>>72769076
why is he popular all of a sudden?

>>72769076
why would i take a man with a girl's name seriously?

>>72769055
How do you watch that shite

YouTube pseudo philosophy is ballix

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>>72768920

what time is it

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>Would love to kick lefties in the head

>>72769104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk_dPOdTgUw

>>72769077
sorry its genuine micky man
>>72769088
im 19 desu and also a non nromie who doesnt drik much

>>72769142
times a social construct bro

would love to drag leftists out and hang them from the lamp posts

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lUw5tNuulzM

Ah

Yes

The yanks/jews

>>72769104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp6tAcjq0N0

are there any other good bjork songs?

>>72769172
howling

72769169
they are white when it fits them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEOKycghk3Y

peterson is a pseudo intellectual hack, no wonder the right loves him seeing as right wingers have lower iqs and are less educated than left wingers.

>>72769133
just kinda put him in the background while gaming and stuff
hes actually quite levelheaded compared to your average alt right
probably because hes not a yank

wtf when did they remove the flags

>>72769169
Brave, very brave

>>72769166
Couldn't drag your finger out of your Arse spastic

>>72769076

fuck you jordy we can't all get gf's (male)

Would love to kick rorkes in the head

>>72769157
Literally had half a litre of whiskey and i can type perfectly fine. We're the same age and I'm 10 and a half stone. State of you

>>72769200
but stefan and pjw aren't yanks and they're awful

The Breakfast Club is my favourite film

time to cream myself

>>72769150
Is this what white trash North Americans like? Slipknot? This? NASCAR?

>>72769195
vids like this get my heart beat going and blood pressure up. am i beta?

>>72769157
I'm just busting your balls big lad, enjoy your buzz x

>It's a your sister comes to ask you relationship advice and you have to dance around the fact that she's far more experienced than you despite you being a uni graduate and her being in Year 12 episode

do rosy's paypigs actually get her nudes

>>72769235
stefan is a proto yank because he emigrated to canada at a young age

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Alri lads

Having a poo 'eer

>>72769252
Nah he's a funny manlet who got banned from the USA for smuggling drugs or something.

would fucking love a white magnum right now lads I fucking swear like

drinking straight bourbon on a sunday morning

this is the life

>>72769231
ahha you're light af mate I'm over 12 stone. Like i said though I dont drink often

>>72769273
Born in Ireland

Claiming him now even though he's a creepy sadlad who loves a cry

Just realised that in san junipero the song they dance to is called "fake"

"you're a fake baby, you can't conceal it"

and they are likecopies loaded into a machine

#darkpoetry

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What is he thinking about?

>>72769210
i dont put my finger up my arse you bender

PHHHIIIMMMOOSSSIIIIIIIIIIIISS

>>72769276
Wouldnt give this beer to anyone

need a latex gf

>>72769315
Good retort bender

>>72769288
Ahha whacky dude

>>72769294
racist

Really like this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnoSeiAFSY

>>72769267
how would she be oblivious to that?

>>72769319
Don't ever reply to me again with that negative energy

>>72769302
He said he was descended from the "good irish" because his father fought in ww2 against Hitler and the other irish were cowards plus his mother was a jew

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>>72769273

wonder if stefan supports the ra

>>72769319
because you want it all to yourself?

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>>72769327
hmm?

>2:30 already
oh my days

the old apres cigarette poo

Zulus are 'bout to come.

>>72769267
haha

my sister's doped up on anti-psychotics so she just sits in her room all day
saves me the trouble really

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reminder the best years of your life are nearly over and you STILL haven't had a gf

shaka zulu shaka zulu...

drinking coors light

come at me, the mountains have turned blue to signify that its damme cold

>>72769382
Psychotics are anti-highs, literally mate. Hardly "doped" up. They deplete your dopamine

sheesh kebab
shawshank redemptions
SHEKA- GO

>>72769390
very reddit image

>>72769392
Her collar should say "Slag" so everyone knows what she is

ITS 2:30 WTF I DIDNT REALISE LADS STILL WATCHING VIKINGS

>>72769417
oh is that what doped means

>>72769392
best years of my life ended 3 years ago when i left school

>>72769359
Fuck him the bald cunt lol

my foreskin is pretty tight, not phimosis tight, but tight enough to where i can't cum if it's pulled back

>>72769390
does the clique thing actually exist in yankland?

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BRNNNNNGGGG

BRRR - BRNNNNNGGGGGGG

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Gonna enjoy the extra hour in bed

Going to partake in normatode activities tonight

Going to try my hardest to bring home a QT

>>72769347
dude rasta beats and hard autotuned vocals lol

>there are people who actually say "lol" instead of laughing

>>72769449
Yes

Took a Valium earlier and it did nothing for me tbqh

french indo-china

>>72769359
Any Irishman who fought in WWII should not have

*barks at you*

>>72769449
if you take blacks and whites sitting separate is b/c of cliques then yes

>>72769480
What dose?

I need to take 28x10mg to actually get high on them

>>72769390
>people in their thirties playing schoolkids
Why???

The fucking beeb even had a 29 year old play one in that show.

How in the fuck do you wank if your circumcised

How do you wank without a foreskin

Like you rub your actual raw bellend? Fuck that

>>72769498
*poisons your water bowl*

Sorry for the strong language re lefties lads just surrounded by people whining about bloody tories and andnwjfndjejjjr and the ifnore myngnnng and they ignore my every sensible radical centrist retort to their silly ideological opinions

>>72769473
it was a thing about 5-8 years ago

seems to have died out now though

>>72769506
enjoy your withdrawals

>>72769510
They look early 20's to me desu

>>72769498
*growls and bares my teeth*

>>72769392
have had 5 serious gfs and bedded over 20 fair maidens

>>72769456
its an hour less in bed lad

>>72769506
28 valium? fucking hell lad you have a serious problem. seek help

>>72769519
you stroke the shaft and not the bellend

Have absolutely gigantic mantits. It's such a problem for me that I have depression.

>>72769533
Enjoy your sad worthless existence

WE'RE SOARING
FLY-ING
THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN'T REACH

used to think hippos were the pussy version of rhinos but it turns out the opposite is true

>>72769551
20? how old are you? if you're out of university then that's not a lot... that's like 1 every other month lol

I've gotten more BS wearing my Cam Newton jersey than I have my MAGA hat. Granted, I'm in the South, we we're still sane for the moment. But with Liberals invading from the North, illegals from the South, and Indoctrination Centers corrupting the youth from within, I've doubts to our future.

>>72769519
thats why yanks cannot wank without lube lmao

state of their lives

>>72769569
B4N75

>>72769498

*kicks you in the fucking head*
DON'T MAKE ME GET THE KETTLE AGAIN

>>72769390
Friend group at school had a more diverse membership than this
Full on neeks to full on deanos, even a token paddie rorke and couple of lovable sheeds

>>72769562
Sounds shite

>>72769598
i have to use baby powder but that's between my thighs, not on my pee pee

>>72769588
yeah most of my time was taken up with like 1-3 year relationships but i do alri and i'm in 3rd year

>>72769558
>>72769533
Havent took them in months. I just binge every so often. Last time I binged I went through 30 bars of xanax in two days. My GABA receptors are probably fried though

>>72769519
you pull the remaining foreskin up and wank around that
or you lube your hand and wank it that way

t. has given a circumcised tranny a reach-around

A lot of people seem to really hate him for some reason. I've never really seen this level of hate for any player in my 15 years of watching football.
spez: The football media back when the Panthers had that great 2015 season used similar 'fake news' tactics that I saw in Gamergate before, and Trump after (on a much smaller scale, of course). It's really weird. I get the other two, but why the media wanted to undermine Cam I'll never know.

>>72769569
>"Yes, Mr Steinburg will be with you shortly"

>>72769510
Marley is only 16

>was having a wonderful time at the bar with friends, clocks suddenly skip an hour and then get kicked out because it's 2am

Fuck's sake

>>72769571
Buy yourself a compression shirt lad. Helped me, really boosts your confidence, makes them look smaller and like abs

I'd like to imagine my mother fed me a steady diet of benzos every time I became upset from ages 6-14

Probably why my heads fried

what are those gay massive rings you always see yanks wearing if thye did good in the military or win a "football" game

>>72769498
*puts you outside*

Eat shit and die JFs.

>>72769657
My Dad used to give me morphine. Not even lying. He's dead now

>>72769669
cock rings cos they're only worn by cocks

Have the clocks gone forward? I'm so confused!

Poo wee fart bum Willy

>>72769498
SHUT IT

>>72769631
FUCKING HELL
mad cunt

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*dances gracefully in your presence*

>>72769694
THIS WFT IS GOING ONN?

>>72769498
*kicks you*

>>72769519
I remember my first wanks. My dick was too small to even grip. What I did was sort of create a bubble in the foreskin, pinch it and go to town. I didn't even pull the foreskin back. The first time I pulled my skin back I was astonished at how far back it went. I was scared doing it and it hurt because my entire life it was always covering the head.

>>72769717
Bit gay

>>72769715
You wish you were on the sesh with me really big man

>tfw you first peel your foreskin all the way back
it hurt right?

*sways from side to side*

business idea: scrap daylight savings time because it's pointless

>>72769717
post that video of the "manly" greek dance where they spin in circles with their arms out

>>72769730
JUST

>>72769711
>Willy
big ones?

>>72769728
Strange story keep it to yourself weirdcunt

>>72769631
Aye you've a problem there

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>tfw circumcised