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egg

eggstremely early thread

don't get fat

janny is gonna be awfully scrambled over this

>>72689873
why does that girl have a pair of eggs between her legs

>>72689874
I have to start it early to prevent the cocksucking leaf from starting one

just had some greek yogurt

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Can anime girls lay eggs?

>>72689873
Cracking eggs on that lad

Stop going on 4chan

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ONE
FUCKING
STOREY

>>72689873
Fuck lad I got egg white all in my basket now

>>72689868

Eggcellent post

interview at half 9 lads
*excrements*

>>72689924
i lived in a two storey house once, i didn't care for it

Mad that the old cunts took 99% white London and in the lifetime of one person turned it into a multicultural paradise

>>72689945
tell me gramps what was it like fighting the japs?

>>72689966
nice digits

>>72689970
i would write a very tongue-in-cheek story about ptsd here but i'm not feeling particularly creative or motivated today

>>72689919
honestly wish i could

this place is a powerful drug

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r8 my look

just had my name legally changed to Sir David Attenborough lads

you shall address me as such from here on

>>72689983
pathetic, should have at least action posted about getting angry saying you shouldnt ask gramps about new guinea

>>72689990
accommodating/10

if your second toe isn't longer than your big toe you're not a real person

>>72689990
wouldn't

>>72690003
dirty dog
>>72690005
puritan values at work

>>72689990
Jewish/10

>>72689990

10/10 to smash with a hammer

>>72690004
How will """"""big""""" toes ever recover

>>72690004
EXCELLENT post

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>being welsh

Got too comfortable and accidentally did the virgin walk into work this morning
Boss called me to his office and gave a warning

Ffs lads

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Look at this train

>>72690074
Wagie

>>72690080
not gonna look at your gay trains fag

Booked a holiday lads. Don't even have a job 2bh
Egg

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>>72690054
cymru is a beautiful place

they're not even a food
they belong in no group
just farts clothed in substance
a chickens period on a plate

>>72689990
>Looks like dye
>Eyebrows overly plucked
>Nose ring
>Hair not suiting for face
Do away with that and all you have to worry about is the jew nose

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>>72689912
Yes

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"The numbers... they haunt me.
They follow me everywhere. To school, to work, to bed. I can't concentrate. They hang over me like a darkness and I can't get rid of them. They tell me to stop counting, like it's a switch I can flick. 'They're just numbers' they say, but they're so much more. With this illness, my numbers are my worth. I wish they would leave me alone. I wish I could see myself as more than a number, but right now I can't".
.
You know what? Life without numbers is possible. I know it's said all the time; "Your weight is not your worth", and some days that's hard to believe. But it's true. A number is a number and one day they will float off into the sky and with all the light in your life, you'll no longer see them

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>>72689912
Is Sakurako /brit/'s new mascot?

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>already wasted a quarter of my life

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could snag this for cheap
watcha reckon lids?

>>72690256
runt mobile

>>72690256
virgin scooter

morris dancing is gay as fuck

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>its another 'canadian tries to usurp australia' episode
dont you just hate reruns

>>72690256

Looks quite egg-like lad. There are worse things you could ride.

I pop a xanny in the mall like a tictac

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#LoveNotHate

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NEED an Isabel gf

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waifu

Over 200 innocent refugees died in Boat lads

>>72690256
How cheap?

>>72690320
that copper that got shivved jolly well ain't carrying on old bean

check your privilege

Any of you lads ever had a motorbike

>>72690348

Aye. I ride a honda grom lad

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>>72689845

>>72690326
they're asking for £550 with no MOT
might have a gander

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https://youtu.be/bbr60I0u2Ng

Hoo, my little britty one, my britty one
When you gonna give me some rule, Sharia?
Hoo, you make my motor run, my motor run
Knife it comin' off of the bridge, Sharia

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a violent mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharia

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my knife, Sharia
Keepin' it Jihadi, it gets to me
Runnin' down the length of parliament lawn, Sharia

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a violent mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia (Yeah!)

When you gonna give to me, g-give to me
Is it just a matter of time, Sharia?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharia?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a violent mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia
M-m-m-my Sharia

Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharia
Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharia
Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharia

>>72690357
Fuck me for that Bender mobile I though cheap would be £50

*gives my privilege a wobble*

christ canadians are terrible

>>72690348
have a gsx-r 600 myself

@72690389
>leaf humour
>typing out all that shit
>barely rhymes
wasted your time lad. cringing.

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Anyone else regret voting for trump now? He's spiralling out of control.....

>motorbikes

>>72690348
8 that I can remember
possibly more

>>72690348
I ride a Ducati monster

Real Trumpism has never been tried.

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>Why yes I do frequently use my motorcycle to transport me to various destinations

>>72690348
Motorbikes are the worst bit of bikes and worst bit of cars combined lmao

>>72690405

Sounds like you put all your eggs in one basket lad

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>pc gaming is better than console gami-

>>72690405
it's hard to regret voting for him when hillary was the only alternative

>>72690429
say it frenchie, say chowDAH

>>72690405
just don't get why americans hate healthcare so much

>>72690405
he needs to can the ryan healthcare bill and get back to focusing on immigration and trade and jobs

he's acting like an establishment republican right now and that angers me

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*enters the thread*

>>72690439
>muh nostalgia lists
Fuck off

>>72690439
you can play every single game in that list on pc

>>72690404
> typing out all of that shit
Copy 'n' pasted from a lyrics website, dumbass. I had my Sharona stuck in my head, and the London attacks happened yesterday. The "you make my motor run" and "my Sharia" was too good.

>>72690467
it's just not the same experience even if you do use a controller instead of a mouse and keyboard

>>72690467
and you can also strap on a pair of fake tits on a man and saw his cock off and call him a woman

>>72690439
In objective terms all of these games are fucking shit

>>72690473
>too good
it really isn't lad

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>>72690080

>>72690492
If I ever have a daughter, I'm putting her on hormone therapy and getting her vagina sculpted into a cock.

I need a successor.

it's funny, where i'm from we call someone who's getting a bit stroppy 'eggy'

it doesn't seem very popular a term though so i doubt you lads use it

>>72690451
it's a meme

you can get free healthcare here if you apply and qualify for it

t. someone with free healthcare

>>72690479
You're right, it's even better with more customization options.

>>72690534
t. povvo scum

>>72689873
I'm in a Discord with this person
Just a fun fact

>>72690525
Never allocate all of your extracorporeal ovaries into a singular container. XD

I just did the new /brit/ meme. We did it /int/!

anyone wanna play splatoon

>>72690556
Shouldn't you be in school ?

>>72690568
don't tell my mum

Theres a bus strike today so the train is fucking packed. Its like one of those bangladeshi expresses
such is life of the wagecuck

>>72690546
i paid my dues for five years before things went bad

fuck off

>>72690577
Alri it'll be our little secret haha
asl

back from so-called gym

Love are so called Karl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi6O40ynDJ4

who /gets nervous and has runny poos before leaving the house/ here?

>>72690592
what happened?

having an eggsistencial crisis

>>72690607
you have the weirdest schedule
starting to think you're a neet for all the shite you talk about neo liberalism

>>72690631
fuck off

My mate got me a job interview for today but I'm not going to turn up
Feel quite bad as this might cause him stress at work but I just can't do it

>>72690617
To all underage: DO NOT MASTURBATE! It will kill your drive.

Never. Ever. Ever. Ever. In a Million Years. Ever. Ever. Never masturbate.

Keep all of that energy inside and let it drive you to play sports, study hard and fuck chicks.

You only get to be 13 once. Don't waste it.

>>72690536
>top-left is depicted driving on the left-side in a right-side driving country

sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

>>72690651
what happened?

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tBh lads

>irish woman hit by the cager terrorist in london
even the new british hate us. wow

how is frasier so good but cheers is so mind numbingly shit

Going to cop a maccies breakfast
Life is spiralling out of control and being a fat cunt soothes the pain slightly

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

>>72690645
flattered you've been paying attention

i work flex time so i decide my own hours

yet another benefit of deregulated labour markets

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uphold andreouism

how is joey so good but friends is so mind numbingly shit

>>72690645
He's a (((student)))

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>>72690695

The reason quote on quote "intellectuals" have so much smart shit to say is because they read it in a book. How smart are you then really, pointdexter, if a fucking book told you everything you know? And you think you're so much better than us because you think about science and math instead of beer and chicks with humongous tits all the time. I hope a fucking black hole eats you.

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>>72690630
regularly have anxiety attacks and the first thing i need to do is do a poo haha

>>72690692
deregulation has nothing to do with that though
thats just modern industries that dont require a 9-5 worker

>>72690659
Top left is clearly showing sitting on the left hand side of the car which is where the driver is in right hand driving countries you mong

>>72690681
frasier is streamlined whereas cheers is scatterbrained

>>72690725
>anxiety attacks
panic attacks*

stop trying to make them sound cooler

hmmm so you don't wanna reply to me ay?
fine, didn't wanna talk to you lot anyway

>>72690745
pussy tantrums*
Stop trying to make them sound legitimate

>>72690739
if the unions had it their way there'd only be 9-5 jobs with massive minimum wages, frivolous benefits and the mass unemployment to accompany it

>>72690681
The latter seasons of Fraser are pretty shit too. They still have some decent episodes, but when Niles marries Daphne, they did everything they wanted to do with the show, and they basically just kept making episodes to satiate daytime TV viewers and so the production company could keep making episodes. The last few seasons they don't even care that the blatant filler episodes have the exact same plot as episodes they've already done.

>>72690765
*faggot fracas

At least alliterate

> 90% of people live in the 3rd world
How do you feel about this, /brit/?

>>72690834
indifferent

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patriot in the thread.

>>72690834
a lot more than 10% of the world are middle class

redpill me on slam poetry

@72690718
>quote on quote
fucking spastic leaf

>>72689685
Never worked with eggs. Why?

Really don't want to go in today lads. Antidepressants aren't working and I have this high-pitched whine in my ears that is steadily getting louder.
Think I need to see a doctor.

>>72689924
i live in a bungalow
fuck off

who /shit naked with the door open/ here?

>>72690855
SJWs being proud of how reprehensible they are

>>72690837
7 billion of us, and most of that is just China, India, and Africa. Imagine living in any of those places... Literal hell on earth. And that's not even counting other shitholes; Latin America, Russian, Eastern Europe, the Middle East, Pakistan, North Korea, Jamaica, Island People.

And what are the good countries? Canada? Japan? Switzerland?

The shitholes outnumber the good places 9 to 10.

I'd rather die than live in the other 90% of the world.

>>72690740
he's clearly sitting on the right side of the CAR (left-arm is holding the wheel with his right arm resting on the open window) which is what you do in countries where people drive on the left SIDE of the road

he should be sitting on the other side of the CAR in the US where they drive on the right SIDE

i too live in a single storey home but it's 3000 square feet

mansion status in britain but just a typical middle class home here

>>72690893
don't see the point, poos for me only last about 20 seconds (not including wiping)

all that bratwurst must have clogged up your digestive tract

>>72690855
it's poetry that doesn't conform to societal norms
(so it has no structure and can make zero sense and it's still art)

>>72690904
His right arm is resting on the right seat you fucking cunt

i'd rather be happy living in a shithole than depressed and living in not a shithole

the best lie you can tell someone is that you're bad at lying

all good lies are based on the truth

>>72690908
Their Prime Minister literally lives in an apartment. Buckingham palace is half the size of the Whitehouse. They don't even have lawns in the UK.

Their country is literally nothing but brick and concrete packed into tiny spaces.

jim beam>wild turkey>jack daniels

>>72690973
had a bottle of wine xoxoxo

>>72690970
Only poor people don't have gardens

>>72690970
who the fuck wants a massive lawn?

ah yes i love mowing this fucking grass every single day in the summer months

nice comfy back garden > massive pointless yard

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>british "gardens"

almost not a baby wazer anymore lids

if i was born 1000 years later i'd probably be racist against aliens

have a 9k ft home desu
too much space, kind of pointless

>>72690927
have you ever even driven a car? you'd need to stretch your arm out fully to rest it on the passenger seat

>>72690973
>>72691004
Hmmm... I literally had Jim Beam mixed with Wine last week.

Am I ahead of the curb on both of you.

Not bad, by the way. It tastes like Jim Beam, but less burning and with a touch of wine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SCab4bfCTs

>>72691065
woah so you're telling me jim beam mixed with wine tastes like...jim beam mixed with wine.
stellar post mate. really outstanding.

>ahead of the curb

only ever drink spirits in nightclubs. or perhaps a house party. neither of which I ever attend

the irish gf wont shave her fanny again

might dump the bint

having my first ever netflix and chill. wish me luck lads

>go see what everyone on /brit/ is up to
>it's full of jf
ah yes

>>72691137
font

>>72691133
its better hairy. make them develop a musk which must contain pheromones or something because it turns me into a uncontrollable wildman.

has milo appeared on any of the late night talkshows in the US other than bill maher?

>>72691157
ewww

have a bunch of bent runts going off about how much they drink like that's a measurement of how cool they are

absolutely laughin

the 1975 are actually an ok band

Need a rorke bf to abuse my filthy mick boyhole and put me in my place x

>>72691148
u w0t m8

>>72691074
>that panel


JUST

>>72691169
HATE these types of runts

do me a favour and do one of them in the noggin

Do you guys have any religious beliefs?


Personally, I believe in miracles, and that we're part of nature and she's looking out for us. I don't have any proof for it, and I didn't read it in a book, but it's one of those things that feels true and I'm pretty sure I'm right about it. Something's looking out for each and every single one of us. Call her God, Allah, Buddha, Krishna. She's there, and she stops meteors from killing us.

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took half a bar of xanax and i have lecture in 5 hours and a train to catch in 4 and half hours

>>72691116
No one ever drinks beer in a club

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>>72691212
>and that we're part of nature and she's looking out for us
pic related may possibly exist

>>72691229
the only instance where people dont is in those shit-tier runt clubs like pryzm.

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>Only two Prime Minister's funerals she's ever attended were for Churchill's and Thatcher's

she's a Tory, isn't she?

> go to a bar
> everyone's drinking beer
> "what will you be having, sir?"
> a martini, and don't forget the olive

Does this make me a bonafide eccentric? Or does it just mean I'm gay or something?

>>72691137
you can't get netflix in australia

thanks for the 58 BILLION lids

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might create a youtube channel where I upload deliberately atrocious and misleading movie reviews and spam the shit out of it on /tv/ for the lulz

>>72691269
how's 2014?

>>72691278
better than 2017

Oi oi *waves* I'm well tired *zzz* but can't sleep *tears out hair* so err *thinking* what's *clap* happening *clap*;here??

Only been up for half an hour (making poo + coffee). Already seen 2 silverfish. One in the kitchen sink and one on the bathroom handtowel.

Not a great start to my day.

>>72691278
less refugees

Didn't go to the interview and now all the lads are discussing me in the group chat
shant be opening the app

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSe09SGLJfA

the gf

>>72691310
should have "toe walking"

>>72691310
DELETE THIS RIGHT THIS INSTANT

>>72691310
Will be doing the opposite of all these from now on. Not even a virgin haha.

>>72691310
me apart from being too polite and head craned forward

Nothing comfier than staying in bed frasier

theres been a few deaths in my city (and in a smaller city nearby) of young men being found dead in rivers after going missing after a night out.
people on facebook are speculating that its a serial killer or something pushing people into rivers. pretty sure thats retarded. its obviously just drunk idiots fucking about with water and drowning.

>>72691305
Wha interview

remember when gook moot tried to remove (You)s

just realised the black kid in south park was named token because he was the token black kid

>>72691306
man voice

>>72691310
none me except for walking too fast and passing everyone walking slower (don't think thats compulsive though)

>>72691310
Everyone's surprised I'm a virgin at 21.

How the fuck are people not virgins at 21? Before 18, you're not allowed to have sex by your parents and society. Directly after 18 you live with your mom and can't get a job. When you're 20 you get your first job, but you're too fat and socially stunted, and every non-familial female you know is for purely professional reasons.

I perpetually I assume I'm not allowed to have sex or no one wants to have sex with me. Combine those two, and sex never ever comes up until maybe your late 20s/ early 30s, and even then you can choose to abstain to the end of your life for reasons.

>>72691371
I remember 4chan before (You)s were a thing. Seems like an eternity ago.

>>72691310
me except for I shuffle my feet and laces are always undone

>>72691417
most people fall for the uni meme these days

ban faith schools

>>72691374
And Tweek was called tweek because he was constantly on coffee. And Big Gay Al was big and happy.

>>72691417
You're supposed to be fucking your gf at one of you's empty houses from the age of 13 wtf

>tfw i had the chance to go to uni for free, when it still meant something, and dropped out of college to be an alcoholic NEET musician instead
Fucked it lads.

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>musician

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>musician

Jeremy Usborne went to university.

>>72691451
>And Big Gay Al was big and happy.
And an Artificial Intelligence.

>>72691459
Did you play the Mandolin and sing with a thick Norfolk accent although you were from London?

I think I met you at a bus stop.

>>72691459
>musician

literally the worst kind of artist, after you're 40 and have done all your best work people just find you pitiful

should have been a painter or writer instead

it's ten of the clock

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having a look

>>72691469
>>72691481
Yeah all the sex and drugs and partying and being treated like a celebrity after every gig... Seemed like a good idea when I was a teenager.

Gloria stepped out of her prison Gloria's no longer the wasted disco girl you've been dreaming about. She's no longer your slave

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>>72691507
This is an approximation of the kid he'd have with her.

Freaking out about not having free will
Attempted to disprove it by Pointing at the ceiling, fondling the curtains and saying "poo poo poo poo" but not sure its enough
How do i prove i am a free thinking intelligent human being and not a neurotic robot

found the secret to nofap lads

whenever i feel like a wank, i just get drunk instead, then my willy doesn't work

>>72691564
try doing that a bit more just to be sure

Wow it turns out the London attacker only turned to radical Islam because he had an argument with someone who was being racist to him so he stabbed them in the face, as any reasonable person would do, and then evil whitey sent him to prison...

packin in the booze 4 GOOD... dnt need it no more

i weigh more than the average male my age and height (in muscle) but i still have skinny little fingers

>>72691564
Meet a bloke on Craigslist and suck him off

God doesn't like fags so he can't of forced you to do bent stuff which proves you have free will

>>72691601
Keep spinning until it's "because brexit"

>>72691417
I read average age of losing virginity in idea is 27 because of this sort of thinking.

Gas is too overpowered in battlefield 1 lads

>>72691601
>>72691631
why do rorkes all have delusions of persecution?

>>72691581
No fap is retarded. Masturbation is a normal bodily functions, like popping and peeing. It's meant to happen just about every other day and we feel good after we do it. Not jerking off actually causes the cum to back up into your epididymis and causes prostate cancer.

Jerking off is HEALTHY. Abstaining from masturbation is STUPID.

Excessive masturbation, or masturbating to reprehensible shit just because it gets you off, are bad. Masturbating has been what ever human has been doing since fucking Adam because it keeps us healthy and well-adjusted.

>>72691640
No it isn't it is perfect desu

>>72691601
This fucking guy gets all the glory just because he's a muslim. I've been attacking London for 15 years online, and do I get in the papers? Do I fuck!

This amateur does one skid and a bit of a stab and everybody wants to know all about him. Let him try sitting behind a keyboard for 11 hours a day REALLY ripping into those cunts and see if he can hack it.

>have legit medical query involving faeces
>afraid to google it as I know for a fact it will result in a deluge of scat-porn results and suggestions/ads that will no doubt hound me and my subsequent misc google searches for months afterward

>>72691624
Thank fuck for that, I'm already a screaming bender
Now that's out of the way I can get back to worrying about dying in my sleep tonight and the pain it would cause others

>>72691640
at least it's historically accurate, unlike all the nigger soldiers

>>72691601
Actually he stabbed two different people in two different incidents lmao

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/23/violent-extremist-dropped-polices-radar/

>>72691664
because we're observant.

£21.50 to renew my licence
daylight robbery

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>>72691505
Hahaha this fucker can't even tell time!

>>72691672
just use incognito mode

it's how i keep my internet history free of porn

>>72691683
>Before the incident masood had consumed 4 pints

Ahh yes definitely a dedicated Muslim.....

>>72691672
Search for "stool" rather than poo

>>72691672
use duckduckgo

>>72691689
but thairorke no one whos opinion matters actually goes out of their way to blame you, if you're not racist then you're not being talked about, and if you are then try to understand their argument instead of seeing it as a personal attack on you

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alri thailad

If we need armed sentries on government buildings, the Army should provide them
Police should be unarmed.

>>72691715
I like all these Jihadis who have a night of pints and hookers before they bring death to the west.

Truly what Allah would have wanted.

>>72691724
it's no use, google owns the entire internet

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>>>/v/371590060

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>>72691748
alri

>>72691715
Kafir blood can wash away muslim sins

>>72691716
>results are full of Bristol mentions
even worse

>>72691705
>lost my provisional two years ago in a nightclub in Liverpool
>have been using my passport as ID ever since

Really shows too the thing is battered

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>crippling anxiety and depression aren't real illnesses

easy to say when you don't suffer from it

(((Judeo-Christian Values)))

why do conservative western jews like to claim their values are identical to those of christians?

>>72691758
all sins are forgiven in martyrdom

>thairorke stops responding
haha
so shallow his beliefs are
just wants to reee about being a victim online

>>72691769
sup thailad

>>72691743
Choose a popular subject with opposing views and we'll do an analysis.

>>72691779
I don't know, why do conservative western jews like to claim their values are identical to those of christians?

>>72691790
sup brah

>>72691794
what did you mean by this? and is your analysis looking for aggravating shit on twitter?

>>72691715
He was atoning for his sins. Or maybe he was horny and all the London slags aren't even worth raping because even the young 'uns are all used up and jaded and can't even be arsed to scream any more, so he thinks: "Aha! There's 72 virgins waiting for me in paradise if I do a jihad!" So he does the old jihad and now he's wandering about the afterlife with his knob out and his ancestors are there all giving him mucky looks. What a prat.

Drawing attention to my existential dread
All alone tonight and would love some assurance that I'm real and probably going to keep on living for a long time after tonight

>>72691667

It works through walls. Takes the biscuit to be honest.

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>>72691758
>pints and hookers before they bring death to the west
apparently some of them can't even get it up

this one goes out to the one I love

>>72691818
Choose something that you believe "rorkes" would support and we'll have a look at what people who matter have to say about it.

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lads what the FUCK... just googled it and apparently if you drive your car fast into people they might die... fucking terrorist sympathising google

>>72691846
deportation of all ethnic minorities

>>72691838
Nah it's great, you can just run through it or you can equip a mask if you want to stay in the area and fight. Very well done.

>>72691853
only 65p? thought it was more

This is a cry for help

>>72691846
gassing the pakis

>>72691683
hmmm ah yes very glad he was out in the public and dropped off the police radar ahh yes, very nice work

>>72691846
free bulls for all gfs

>>72691859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9P2pF9uo0g

>>72691853
100 years ago, the headline would have been "Libraries: the terrorist's friend".

Yeah, you can find shit online. What are you going to do about that? Internet police?

>>72691853
Probably still on a list for "The anarchists cookbook" from the early 2000's, I'm alri thanks.
>>72691859
>>72691895
I was thinking more along the lines of Brexit, Trump etc. Not far right things nobody is actually discussing seriously.

>>72691912
ahh yess
paaaauuuuullliiiinnnee hansooooooooon
why do far right movements always get a token thick bitch as their figurehead?

>>72691913
It's placating the readership so they wont protest the inevitable ban of unmonitored internet use

Still feeling very upset and all shook up about my own mortality btw

>>72691853
they should, like, restrict access until you've passed a proficiency test or something
but you have to PROMISE not to use it for acts of terror or genocide :)

>>72691935
because they're thick bitches.

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>why do far right movements always get a token thick bitch as their figurehead?

>>72691868

I'm not a madman, running through it is going to set me back 45hp at least.

Please pay attention to me i feel like a ghost

imagine unironically playing batlefield one instead of rainbow six siege. Just openly admitting to the world "yes i am stupid and have shit taste"

Why is homes under the hammer always full of pakis?

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>>72691965

>>72691983
Alri lad

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goal mixed gf

>>72692003
No
Thanks for the help gnite xx

>>72692008
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>72691989
Buying or selling?
Buying it's easy, they're becoming more affluent and buying into higher tiers of real estate as they become available

>>72691853
>2 minutes

did someone pick up the phone while they were waiting for the fucking dial-up to connect?

>>72692008
post f______ m_______

>>72692008
PFM

*placates you all*

Imagine being a Jewish Blasian.

>>72692008
post-fucking machines

Won't rest until thailad pays for his crimes against humanity

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>>72692008
FUCKING MACHIIIIIIIIIINNNESSSS

>>72692073
thailad did nothing wrong

>>72691935
The organisation of the power structure in left wing and right wing movements is reversed ("victims" vs "meritocracy"). Of course, in both cases the scum rise to the top. Those who shout longest and loudest and most aggressively about being victims (and the rights of victims over others) lead left wing movements, and those who shout longest and loudest and most aggressively about being qualified (and how their qualifications are the most appropriate for leadership) end up leading right wing movements.

The actual victims and the actual qualified folks get shouted down, ignored, and eventually become disillusioned with the whole system.

Just bought a lottery ticket because despite all my rage I am still just a runt in a cage

>>72692067
what would a machine do post-fucking?

>>72692021
don't you make the same kind of posts mate

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>>72692063
i get orgasmic shivers just from thinking about that

never knew Johnny Marr was in The The

>>72692115
smoke an e-cigarette

FUCK DRUMPF

>>72692108
i think people who shout longest and hardest about being victims end up leading both sides of the spectrum. How does a thick bitch have the qualifications to lead a party? Think you're just equating right wing with qualified

>>72692008
bost ffycin peiriannau

>>72692133
That's like something Frank Skinner would come out with. No joke goes untold with that man. Funny as fuck sometimes though.

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>>72692133
loooooool

DUCK FRUMPF

>>72692133
did a light chuckle

>>72692133
wheeeeeey

>>72692145
>How does a thick bitch have the qualifications to lead a party?
Read my post again. She doesn't have to be qualified, she just has to yell about being qualified more than the other guy.

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>>72692063
Imagine being a black Israeli; actually imagine being an Israeli in general... Or just a Jew.

Fuck me, being a Jew would be weird.

>>72692196
i don't think they yell about being qualified, they just repeat the shouting points of their side like pauline hanson or that britain first wench