'nam flashbacks edition
First
'nam seems like a lot of fun
i am going to marry a vietnamese girl
https://youtu.be/_7PUPNxsRQ0
fucking american pigs
>>72681994
i need some advice for talking with this one grill,anyone got any good conversation starters?
>>72682028
If you have a son be sure to name him Charlie
Alright you lads asked for a hilarious Karl vid
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr5nWy9HwYo
>>72682041
*vapes at you*
Is a classic
>>72682041
Hi, I frogpost on an autistic general on 4chan, please have sex with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
canada is tarding up the catalog again
this is why this board never has any new posters
>>72682141
meme?
>>72682041
>talking to girls
You already fucked up
>I ain't me start playing
emily (repost)
>>72682041
just be yourself :)
>>72682211
good post
>>72682215
No you
>>72682190
i did?
is 0 degrees cold? Serious question
how do we get emily spammers banned?
>>72682246
You're supposed to be assertive and fug right off the bat
Conservatives are objectively ignorant retards.
stop stealing memes from other generals
>>72682222
QUADS
CHECK EM
anyways ive tried that and ive only gotten moderate success
>>72682222
>>72682241
i'm seeing double
>>72682258
yes
>>72682260
shut up
don't bother replying to me, i can't see (you)s
>>72682258
Celsius or American degrees?
stop making me a meme
>>72682222
Quads can't lie I guess
>>72682311
standard*
Single mothers are crime producing factories
>>72682267
but isn't that just sexual harassment?
>>72682283
i agree
>>72682335
Its only sexual harassment if youre ugly
bought timbs off a guy from craigslist, maybe fake but idk
you're all a bunch of worthless oxygen thieves who will never accomplish anything
WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT OREGON MOTHER FUCKERS
WHAT DID I SAY
O R E G ON
>>72682311
Celsius I think
*whips penis on table*
Who wants a taste?
For >>72682333
EYO
>>72682380
Hello fellow black man
AYO IM WALKING OVA ERE
ILL SHOVE MY CHINESE TIMBS UP YA ASS IF YA DONT MOVE
>>72682334
I have never committed a crime
>>72682380
Was he black?
Does your mom have nice titties?
>>72682373
well im decent looking but no chad tier,plus im a beaner so i guess its still sexual harrasment
Why don't we give all children to pscyhological baby-raising factories who can raise children absolutely optimally? We could have a utopia
Plus, with designer babies we could even fucking perfect their genes. We could become a hyperintelligent, extremely well-functioning species of übermensch
>>72682092
AHHHHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/XR8LFNUr3vw
>>72682415
what's wrong with you
I wonder if black people ever post on 4chan
it calls itself a beaner lmao
>>72682380
1.how much you pay?
2.new york?
>>72682436
hope not
This is a multicultural board for all (except blacks)
>>72682422
>commoncore
>bogdanoff babies
already in the works
>black
>people
>>72682441
yes,hello juan
>>72681994
I got good this wave of the RS2 beta
I wasted a good number of gooks
>>72682388
I'll have you know I made some png files back in 2013 which still circulate the internet today
>>72682284
>>72682433
I have fantasies
>>72682041
If talking to her doesn't work, then find someone else. Find an attractive girl, become friends with them, and get them to set you up with one of their cute friends. Girls make better wing(wo)men than guys.
reminder to spam report the faggot indian "fist of flames"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
>>72682457
pakis out
>>72682531
why
>>72682527
ill keep that in mind,thanks anon
>>72682547
he's annoying as fuck
>>72682560
np nigger
>reminder to spam report the faggot indian "fist of flames"
>>72682628
fuck off impostor
>>72682628
i am the real
>>72682052
>all that effort just to send it directly to the white house dumpster
>>72682628
>>72682671
get on my level pajeets
>>72682464
HEY CONWAY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72682036
*winks at u*
>>72682767
good post
>>72682534
the doors as shit to be honest
*the doors are shit
How did such a good cop become such a bad priest
>>72682534
the west is the best
Can i stay here?
>>72682801
>>72682813
get the fuck out
>>72682813
yea
Iron Fist is unironically Marvel's best tv show so far
>>72682813
Danmark is always welcome here
The best part is when the shitty posters start attacking eachother
i miss my boyfriend
he was a meme loving underage furry but he was MY meme loving underage furry
faggots
>>>/out/
>>72682845
worst post i've ever seen
>>72682845
Calling the police
>>72682843
Do you think I'm a shitty poster?
>he watches marvel tv shows
>he watches the iron twink
we built this city
>>72682856
thank god, i finally broke the threshold
>>72682822
>>72682832
Thanks sweeties
*gets in your bed*
>>72682845
I miss you too, babe.
ugly beaner
>>72682876
on cocks and balls
>>72682855
this
might get a pizza desu
>>72682870
>implying you don't know the answer
>>72682918
wow i dont feel like killing myself anymore after opening cum
just one weird and simple trick
My favorite moment in history was the Boston Tea Party
only god can judge my browsing history
only everyone can judge me
*slays thee*
>>72682935
I remember when you first started posting here, you and South Dakota are very similar 2bh
c-can someone gives me tips on picking up a qt mare..?
Ouch
>>72682947
it didn't work????
I'd be a terrible parent
:[
meme?
>>72683013
whoa there, guy. You alright?
>>72683014
did you hide fists of autism
>>72682999
>you and South Dakota are very similar 2bh
In what way
america lost vietnam war lols
>>72682724
AYYYYYYYYYYY
im trashed senpai
how r u
>>72683023
N-no..... i'm dead
Wow, this commercial for Samantha Bee has some rave reviews. This must be quite the high quality show.
>>72683040
I....
>>72683042
I know, everyone on reddit was just raving about it
>>72683030
Just got back from Hot Springs a few hours ago. Eating some chikun rn
you are all worthless oxygen thieves who lead pathetic lives
>>72683027
Both young gays in college who like to post anime and flaggot, you guys would make a nice couple
Israel is the state of Satan on earth. God will not allow them to stand and he will bless Iran with the glory of their destruction.
>>72683042
the jews who own her are the same jews who own the jewish critics
>>72683078
Israel deserves our unquestioning support
>>72683076
We both have bf's tho
>>72683078
A chosen people perhaps?
Yahweh's favorite ethno-religous group if you may?
eating granola
why do we give a shit about israel
>>72683028
>lost
>tfw I influenced /cum/
My legacy will survive forever
>>72683128
Or at least until goot stops paying for the servers
72683128
you influenced it by being a gigantic fucking faggot that attracted a bunch of other gigantic fucking faggots. literally hang yourself.
>>72683113
they have the big boob gene
>>72683095
See you guys have even more in common although SD feels the need to namefag now
>>72683160
oh
that's a good reason
72683146
You just wish you were me, but you had to be a lithuanian baltic bastard
>>72683071
just got off a 4 hour dorf fort binge
hows the chikun
had shrimp basil pasta earlier (sauce was a bit runny but good otherwise)
u.s population is 320 million but only 1 million are in the military
>>72683185
>>72683173
it's the best reason
If you don't think Iran is great just look at how they have consistently outsmarted the US. Americans claim God loves America but clearly he loves Iran more
>>72683185
why do yuros love american trash like iphone so much
Jews are as flat as a broken trombone irl, the jewb meme is so prevalent it might actually be a Mossad psy-op
>>72683078
>muslims actually believe this
Mono-ethnicity
>>72683219
Jews aren't a meme
people actually hate them and for good reason
>>72683192
i want to learn dwarf fortress but im too lazy
>>72683219
how do i know you're not a jew trying to stop me from reproducing with your big boob jewfu
>>72683241
hmm, sounds exactly like the kind of thing a jew would do.
>>72683160
What's up with ashkenazi bitches and dem tits. Do they really carry such a gene or is it because actresses in hollywood are disproportionately jewish and celebrities are mostly attractive people?
>never did questing in high school
PLEBS
LEBS
EBS
BS
S
>>72683241
They hate em cus they aint em, LOL
>>72683241
Because jews actively encourage racemixing
>>72683166
I don't want to namefag because it would make it too easy for people to filter me
>>72683192
I want to start playing dwarf fortress but idk how to get started with it. There aren't any good tutorials/whatever and /vg/ isn't much help
The chicken is pretty good though, I tried marinating it in buttermilk this time
>>72683274
whoopsies first part meant for (you)>>72683238
If there is one racial prejudice that is inherently justified it is antisemitism.
>go to asia
>they hate kikes
>go to europe
>they hate kikes
>go to the middle east
>they REALLY hate kikes
>>72683219
oh you meant Khazar Milkers
I have largely ignored this meme because I do not find large breasts that desirable
no, I like flat chested anime girls the most
>LEBS
What did he mean by this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_Jew
>>72683305
You are a man of refined tastes
the gf
>>72683239
>>72683276
man the learning curve is fucking crazy
i got into it like 4-5 years ago and just picked it up again, its the hardest game i've ever played but its also satisfying as fuck
i captured a giant spider the size of a grizzly bear and put him on a chain outside my fortress alongside some guard dogs to keep out kobold thief faggots trying to pilfer my plump helmets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSwxQYrSB0
i watched this as a refresher and it covers most of the basics, but there's literally no easy way to learn the game
>it would make it too easy for people to filter me
UR GENES ARE WEAK
UR TASTE IS SHIT
THOSE "CHEMICALS" ARE VITAMINS ANON
U EAT SAUCE ON YOUR FOOD? UR AUTISTIC
U USE SUGAR ON YOUR COFFEE?
BREAD HAS SUGAR IN IT?
ENJOY YOUR GMOS
UR DIET IS SHIT
I'M A VEGAN I DON'T EAT MEAT, ONLY FISH
UR A RETARD
DID YOU GET VACCINATED?
I THROW OUT LEFTOVERS BECAUSE OLD FOOD IS SHIT
YOU CAN MICROWAVE STYROFOAM RAMEN CUPS SAFELY
I wish WW2 never happened, it forced America into the global spotlight and now we'll never be a comfy nation again. We'll always be the enemy of someone, a nation trying to maintain its position as a major power, our global image has been forever tarnished.
>off by one
>>72683307
It means you are a leb for not doing questing in High school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYMbIuil8c
>new york counting
>literally all the leafs fuck off when I post
whatsamadda? huh?
>>72683378
*makes eye contact with you*
>>72683364
hmmm>>72683332
I once missed the 8888888888 or something like that get by one on /tv/
>>72683267
Jewish chick's faces are usually busted so to make it in Hollywood they need the cow udders
hmmm
>>72683378
pls stay lithuania
to repel a leaf is a rare and precious gift
>>72683350
Always the enemy of the bad guys
>>72683399
I noticed
Do NOT remind me
>making eye contact with people
>>72683334
Are there any texture packs for it? ASCII looks like ass
>>72683378
*doesn't fuck off*
>>72683378
You're poles with balls.
Reading scary stories right now, shits good
>>72683422
An overactive hypothalamus perhaps?
>>72683422
i've never worked a day in my life cause i'm not a nigger
>>72683423
i use spacefox tileset
lazy newb pack is an easy way to start, fuck knows i barely know what im doing in general
I am an INFP
Have to go to the dentist's tomorrow buds
About 2 years ago I received this random message from a girl I barely talked to about how much she liked me and was "proud" of me
I never text anyone; I basically use my phone to call my parents. I'm not sure how she got my phone number.
The message she wrote was kind but it was in this doting, kind of patronizing tone
I still look at it and I've been out of uni a year now
I am an Aries
>>72683470
cleaning?
>>72683481
ye
>>72683460
Alright
>>72683466
INTP
>>72683470
imagine what would happen if they shone a black light on your teeth
>blinding
you brush regularly?
I am a Leo
how do i make my teefs white again
Some of you should start writing a diary
Fucking hate reddit
>2 Islamic attacks on Brussels attack anniversary
>Sub 5k upboats
>Some portrait of a black guy who killed by an insane racist
>20k upboats, all comments calling him a white supremacist terrorist
>Comments completely making up quotes from an article to make him seem like a white supremacist
>Top comment is a totally bullshit anecdote that from a guy who just happened to go to his very small highschool and heard "rumors that he bragged his grandpa was in SS"
>Thread locked before anyone could upboat the people calling bullshit. The article literally says there are no indications of white supremacy from him
>>72683356
>not getting (you)s
I just want to have a conversation
>>72683378
I am an INTP
Mormon gf wants to take me to church this Sunday
Should I go? Am a fedora
>>72683496
>imagine what would happen if they shone a black light on your teeth
You need to delet this
>you brush regularly?
Twice a day
good job america
Is this the ultimate redpill
I keep a journal
>>72683533
just get adblock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dQ5c5SIYnc
who /greatest adventure/ here
>>72683532
i can delete my post
but you can't delete your shiny whites senpai :D
>I'm too retarded to make my own decisions, let me ask a bunch of people on 4chan for help, btw i'm athiest
> I keep a diary
My 4chan posts will be the only record of my existence after I die
Someone gave me a journal but I couldn't think of anything to write in it that wouldn't just be depressed whining
>>72683395
you a cute girl?
>>72683506
Why?
>>72683504
Stop drinking tea and coke
I'm a 3rd degree IEFTPTCP/IP
Have two hours of work to do buds
It's like I enjoy suffering
>>72683440
remind me why autism lords on 4chan worship this froggo lookin bitch
The estonian anon never posted his spoopy story
>[insert unfunny reddit-tier mocking of sjws]
why do /pol/tards do this all the time
I wish I was an artist
>>72683584
dont you have a manifesto or something?
>>72683598
Because it'll be more cathartic than dumping your random thoughts on /cum/ hoping someone feels sorry for you
>>72683584
>i spend more time talking to 4channers than real people
>i enjoy talking with 4channers more than real people
>>72683568
oh well lmao
>>72683629
If I were a carpenter... and you were a douchebag
>>72683629
So did Nero
>>72683621
it's because he dieded
>>72683641
Maybe it's because 4chan users aren't really people
>>72683645
lucky bastard
you can get off to men
im stuck with the subhuman half of humanity that bleeds once a month
>>72683656
Do you remember that guy from northern IL that wasnt lmm that had one?
is he still here?
>>72683662
I like theatre too
>implying my posts arent just algorithms
>>72683675
>tfw not people
breh
>>72683697
I don't think so
I was literally Legendary Eagle once. I swear
>>72683689
>lucky
>restricted to 1% of the population at best
>75% of those people are AIDS infected sluts who will cheat on me
Fucking kill me
>>72683730
*BRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜP*
>>72683732
lmm mentioned his mom got him mcdonalds for his birthday and that was the last I ever heard of him. hes probably living in the woods now
>>72683350
Just how O B S E S S E D do you have to be to make that image?
>>72683776
would bury my face in her ass regardless
>>72683782
He was a good boy.
rip
I saw the statue of Caligula they have in the Virginia Fine Arts Museum on Tuesday. It is my favorite piece in the museum. The way I feel about it is a watered down versions of the emotions Mizoguchi feels for the Golden Temple.
>>72683788
I've seen it on /tv/ a lot so it was probably some buttblasted Bong
>>72683774
that's fair
almost all gay men are degenerate as fuck
but at least you can understand the thought process of your sexual partner
LMM was a turbo autistic fag that walked around in public taking "creepshots" of women and posted them on the /cum/ general
would love to meet that faggot in the flesh and knock his teeth out honestly.
>>72683814
>creepshot
>gone
he's always here
>>72683839
see this picture >>72683854
LMM has about 6 inches of height and 40 pounds over you. You wouldn't stand a chance.
>>72683730
I NEED to impregnate them desu
>>72683833
>almost all gay men are degenerate as fuck
Thank goodness the qt doesn't seem like that
>at least you can understand the thought process of your sexual partner
That definitely makes it easier
>tfw imagining trying to get a gf to go camping or do outdoorsy shit with me
>she just ends up staying at the campsite on her fucking phone the entire time
Horrifying
>>72683839
>muh respect for wymyn
>>72683899
>Implying i'd be intimidated by some fat turbo autismo yellow fever fago sperglord from /cum/
I'd probably just have to stare at him for a few seconds before he'd shuffle away and piss his britches
>I'd probably just have to stare at him for a few seconds before he'd shuffle away and piss his britches
>I'd probably just have to stare at him for a few seconds before he'd shuffle away and piss his britches
That's what i said yeah
>I'd probably just have to stare at him for a few seconds before he'd shuffle away and piss his britches
>>72683899
the guy was definitely bulky as fuck
such a well fed aboriginal australian
>secret meetings to derail a shitty general on a zanzibari spearfishing forum
>>72683913
its a hassle to be sure
>That's what i said yeah
>That's what i said yeah
>>72684008
things were better then
>>72683995
>>72683960
>>72683839
fuck off CIA
>monopoly man apologists
baka
What did they mean by this?
>>72684015
>when the nipples are the same color as the skin
>I'd probably just have to stare at him for a few seconds before he'd shuffle away and piss his britches
I couldn't stop manifest destiny from happening but t least I kicked spain's ass
later we shall have a fascist revolution to lead the reconquista with hopefully the help of whatever european great power that becomes fascist. and then genocide all anglo-american squatters in aztlan.
there's been no successful revolutions yet so I guess this is still technically the centralist republic of mexico, and I guess the french aren't going to try to make us a monarchy
>>72684008
Have you got anyone you're fugging or trying to fugg?
>>72684051
The truth
I'm on my phone and i can still tell all the flag poster, sad!
Kys fags.
>>72684036
>better with CIA and le smelly creepshot spamming /cum/
no
hmm where are my damn kys
I hate pervs.
>>72684095
it was the peak of /cum/ meme culture
>>72684093
who am i
>>72683539
you've sat though 256 spins
>>72684118
You dont have a flag.
>>72684114
I am the peak of /cum/ meme culture
rip goodcum october 2015
>>72684138
meant this pic
>>72684073
two other dropout sloots that work deadend wageslave jobs like me that like casual sex
both waitresses and alcoholics
bout to bail on one of em though
>>72684114
there were some dense memes to be sure
>>72684093
t. cara spamming neet
>>72684161
>bout to bail on one of em though
o :/
Look at this /cum/ thread from October 2015, not much has changed
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/49686876/#49686876
the only human female (besides family) I can remember speaking to in the last few months is a middle aged Iranian woman in one of my classes
>>72684176
Thats where you are wrong kiddo.
>>72684221
hello juan,how is your day?
>>72684192
found out she has a coke habit from a mutual friend
i dont even want to deal with that kind of shit, gonna nip it in the bud
>>72684205
>things
>changing
>4chan
its always been shit
altho /pol/ becoming politically relevant and the rise of the age of shills has made everything shittier
good thing we're a cozy irrelevant general
>>72684205
every day's the same in paradise
>>72684221
CAT
>>72684205
go back earlier in the month
>>72684208
fuck her
>>72684254
she's married
>>72684205
significantly less garbage than the state of things lately
>>72684205
Mantracker, based. Also lol at everyone for ripping on the cubs
Looking at other countries election processes makes me feel really good about America's
>More than 4 parties trying to win as many seats as possible
What crap
>>72684244
Yeah, I don't blame you bud
>>72684271
fuck her
>>72684271
yes, and?
>>72684283
she's unattractive
>>72684271
i don't care
>>72684280
>2 party system is good
Edgy.
so long kids
>>72684303
everyone needs a good fuck
>>72684309
>muh five different parties with mostly minor differences between them
*tips*
>>72684280
>when people say that multi-party centrist faggotry is better than a two party rotating-dictatorship near me
>>72684343
This tbqh
>>72684309
>wanting the government to stick their kike noses in everything
>wanting to enable them
>>72684366
>>72684370
retards
>>72684366
>beaten by 12 seconds
alas